[beriorgar]

just curious, what anime character would you like to be if you had the choice?

myself: i'd choose lain, she has the most awsome wired (internet) powers ever ^_^

[Matt_Colly]

keitaro urashima here... ;D anyone want to take a bath in the hot springs? naru? mitsune? mutsumi?

[AMVP]

Hmmm... that's a toughie.

I'd probably go with "L" from Death Note. A spacey/brilliant defender of justice with a love of sweets? Right on!

[RainSage]

Hmmm... that's a toughie.

I'd probably go with "L" from Death Note. A spacey/brilliant defender of justice with a love of sweets? Right on!


Sorry for you but I would go with quite the opposite- Light. That or Fye from Tsubasa.

[Arden Jace]

Akito Tenkawa

Love triangle? Try love pentagon. Yes please.

[masterage]

Keeping the amount of time I was alive...Negi Springfield.
Although I most resemble Nozomu from Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei already...

[AMVP]

Keeping the amount of time I was alive...Negi Springfield.
Although I most resemble Nozomu from Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei already...


Are you 9 years old, Masterage? That's amazing!

[Matt_Colly]

wouldnt mind being keichi morisato either... i mean, Goddesses are the ****, i've seen it ;D

[2dum2kno]

i agree with AMVP, i would have to go with L, or near frm DN

[Jettison42]

Tough call. I physically resemble Keitaro Urishima a bit (and my fiance is very much like Naru) and I have a lot of his character traits as well: Goofy, spacy, dedicated. Heck, we're even both archaeologists. n.n

But honestly? I'd rather be Gendo Ikari.

[AMVP]

i agree with AMVP, i would have to go with L, or near frm DN


Who's "near"?

[Matt_Colly]

Tough call. I physically resemble Keitaro Urishima a bit (and my fiance is very much like Naru) and I have a lot of his character traits as well: Goofy, spacy, dedicated. Heck, we're even both archaeologists. n.n

But honestly? I'd rather be Gendo Ikari.


OMFG that is the best one i've heard yet, and probably will throughout this thread. You win sir...you have achieved epic wins. (haha, i cant believe I didnt think of that)

Oh, and good luck jettison...naru fiances are probably a lot to handle sometimes, haha.

(btw...sorry to have to say this, i'll try to make it as unimportant as possible...

600th post!

[2dum2kno]

the guy at the end who plays with toys
at least i think his name is near

[AMVP]

Tough call. I physically resemble Keitaro Urishima a bit (and my fiance is very much like Naru) and I have a lot of his character traits as well: Goofy, spacy, dedicated. Heck, we're even both archaeologists. n.n

But honestly? I'd rather be Gendo Ikari.


Seriously? Gendo? Shinji's dad. You know he's a d*ck, right?

[Jettison42]

Tough call. I physically resemble Keitaro Urishima a bit (and my fiance is very much like Naru) and I have a lot of his character traits as well: Goofy, spacy, dedicated. Heck, we're even both archaeologists. n.n

But honestly? I'd rather be Gendo Ikari.


OMFG that is the best one i've heard yet, and probably will throughout this thread. You win sir...you have achieved epic wins. (haha, i cant believe I didnt think of that)

Oh, and good luck jettison...naru fiances are probably a lot to handle sometimes, haha.

(btw...sorry to have to say this, i'll try to make it as unimportant as possible...

600th post!


Congrats to you as well. XD Yes, she is a bit of a handful... very much Naru herself, a bit indecisive and jealous. I tried to date her for a good two years before we even kissed... but I'll tell the full story later.

And besides. Gendo's the man. Thanks for the Epic Win status. XD

[Matt_Colly]

haha, don't mention it Jet, for pullin the gendo card, you certainly deserve it. (and i look forward to the story)

can anyone top gendo ikari? idk, my bff jill?

[masterage]

Keeping the amount of time I was alive...Negi Springfield.
Although I most resemble Nozomu from Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei already...


Are you 9 years old, Masterage? That's amazing!

No, I'm not 9 more like 19...post came out saying the wrong thing, my bad XD
although, to be fair, he's older than 10 now in the manga.

[Inkwolf]

Yomiko Readman. :D Or Maggie from the TV. Paper masters rock.

[Matt_Colly]

Yomiko Readman. :D Or Maggie from the TV. Paper masters rock.


the paper sisters? ballin'

[AMVP]

Yomiko Readman. :D Or Maggie from the TV. Paper masters rock.


Maggie's the tall one, right? You have good taste, my friend.
As for Yomiko, I liked her in the OVA, but the manga was just to angsty for my taste.

[Lunar]

I'd definetley go with Alucard from Hellsing... I mean c'mon immortality, immense strength, the 13mm Jackal, Integra as a boss, Seras as a minion... do i need to go on? Although I look more like Shirai from love hina :'(

[abyssion1337]

Tough one, I'd go with Lagato from Trigun.

[Barricade]

I look and act like Kikuchiyo from Samurai7. Well, I don't really look like him but I do have his demeanor.

[Jazean]

if its a matter of looks or powers, i want to be Rigardo "the silver-eyed lion king" from claymore

if its personality, i might as well already be Father Abel from trinity blood, or vash from trigun, but they had similar personalities.

hell, i'd like to be any of those three... do i have to choose?

[Corpsegoddess]

IRL, I'm most like Yomiko from R.O.D. Seriously, my husband just laughed when we watched that anime...I'm just like all those girls with the reading and the books.

Osaka is my inner child.

But for sheer uberness, I'd want to be Major Motoko Kusanagi. She is badass and I have a serious girl-crush on her. ;D

[HeT]

i want to be like Konata from Lucky Star. Well i kinda are like her already but still ^^

[thedarkmessenger]

Train from Black Cat, because he's awesome and good at what he does. Either that or I would be Naruto, just to p*** everyone off. >8D

[PeanutSteak]

I also most resemble Konata Izumi from Lucky Star, besides the fact that I'm a guy.

[Issitheus]

i want to be like Konata from Lucky Star. Well i kinda are like her already but still ^^

"i kinda are like her"?!?!?!
im not perfectionist but i dont think thats correct.
but i dont know who i would be.
i would like to be a character in azumanga, but seeing as how im a guy... i dont want to be kimura.

[Filleraol]

i want to be like Konata from Lucky Star. Well i kinda are like her already but still ^^

"i kinda are like her"?!?!?!
im not perfectionist but i dont think thats correct.
but i dont know who i would be.
i would like to be a character in azumanga, but seeing as how im a guy... i dont want to be kimura.

Well I'm not a perfectionist either, but.... ^^

I'm kinda like a male Konata

[HeT]

i want to be like Konata from Lucky Star. Well i kinda are like her already but still ^^

"i kinda are like her"?!?!?!
im not perfectionist but i dont think thats correct.
but i dont know who i would be.
i would like to be a character in azumanga, but seeing as how im a guy... i dont want to be kimura.

Well I'm not a perfectionist either, but.... ^^

I'm kinda like a male Konata


yeye maybe i said it wrong.. a male konata maybe then... ^^

[Barricade]

I already posted but I am terrible at picking out attributes that define me and labeling myself as so-in-so. I guess I kinda need help on this?

[gomennasai]

I'm kinda like a male Konata-Osaka mixed up (spacey, have silly thoughts and always study at the last moment) :P

[Issitheus]

always study at the last moment) :P


don't we all

[gomennasai]

always study at the last moment) :P


don't we all


Hmm... so true :)

[Mawelli]

Konata is my number one choice too.....hmm.....prolly next would be Kyon from Suzumiya Haruhi

[sonic youth5634]

id be shin-chan because hes just so awesome

I'm kinda like a male Konata-Osaka mixed up (spacey, have silly thoughts and always study at the last moment) :P

[Issitheus]

that gave me an idea...


i wanna be action bastard!

[Chii]

KIRA Yagami-Light

[Useful]

Weird... I haven't posted in this thread. Very strange. I could've sworn I did. Anyway, who wants to be a power mad genius with an overactive sense of absolute justice? Whatever, the power is tempting for sure.

I physically resemble Mitsuru Band? or "Cyclops Hammer" from Air Gear. He's the light-looking blond guy with black eyes from Behemoth. Mentally, I have more similar outlook to Fai D. Fluorite from Tsubasa. Mostly carefree, but very serious when I need be.

I'm actually pretty comfortable with differing from him in some regards. Being like Fai is fine and all, but he never lets anyone feel what he feels. If there's anything I'd really like, it would be the study capacity of any Japanese kid.? ;)

[acutekat]

i dont know i probably would like to be the one normal guy in haruhi suzimiya (ya i don't know his name and am not going to go look it up)

[1337uvis]

i dont know i probably would like to be the one normal guy in haruhi suzimiya (ya i don't know his name and am not going to go look it up)

THATS the spirit! YES I'D LIKE TO BE THAT GUY!.... but i cant even be bothered to look what the **** is he called. ;D

[yagsnave]

Jin Starwind. He has a badass spaceship and gets laid all the time.

[Ken-Chan]

i would be Light Yagumi i'm not sure of the last name but it's the dude from death note

anyway i like him cos he starts of a geniuse loner guy but turns into insane maniac wanting world domination HAHAHAHAHAHA

[yagsnave]

i would be Light Yagumi i'm not sure of the last name but it's the dude from death note

anyway i like him cos he starts of a geniuse loner guy but turns into insane maniac wanting world domination HAHAHAHAHAHA


"Yagami." He would be my second choice I suppose. Super genius intellect, devilish good looks, and between Misa, L, and Takada you know he's gotten some tail.

[Ken-Chan]

i would be Light Yagumi i'm not sure of the last name but it's the dude from death note

anyway i like him cos he starts of a geniuse loner guy but turns into insane maniac wanting world domination HAHAHAHAHAHA


"Yagami." He would be my second choice I suppose. Super genius intellect, devilish good looks, and between Misa, L, and Takada you know he's gotten some tail.


ahhh so true and u cant forget is miniacle laugh
he's so dreamy ::)

[yagsnave]

As early as volume one I started making notes of all his mistakes. His Yotsuba plot is well beyond anything I would have been able to cook up, but any observer could see that he was way too reckless from the beginning.

[abyssion1337]

actually as far as his mistakes go he's done better than most could do

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Jin from Innocent venus

[yagsnave]

actually as far as his mistakes go he's done better than most could do


He had some moments of extreme brilliance, but he was way too ****y and reckless. As early as volume 1 when he killed Lind L Taylor on an impulse, announcing where he was and eliminating 6 billion or so potential suspects. Again, when he was so eager to kill off the FBI agents despite knowing that they wouldn't be able to find any dirt on him due to his unorthodox killing method. It would be incredibly easy to act anonymously with a death note, but he practically screamed "pay attention to me" at the investigation team.

[Useful]

actually as far as his mistakes go he's done better than most could do


He had some moments of extreme brilliance, but he was way too ****y and reckless. As early as volume 1 when he killed Lind L Taylor on an impulse, announcing where he was and eliminating 6 billion or so potential suspects. Again, when he was so eager to kill off the FBI agents despite knowing that they wouldn't be able to find any dirt on him due to his unorthodox killing method. It would be incredibly easy to act anonymously with a death note, but he practically screamed "pay attention to me" at the investigation team.

I know what you mean... do you have this tendency to do this to any thriller? Because I know I do. Whenever there's a bank heist.

[yagsnave]

actually as far as his mistakes go he's done better than most could do


He had some moments of extreme brilliance, but he was way too ****y and reckless. As early as volume 1 when he killed Lind L Taylor on an impulse, announcing where he was and eliminating 6 billion or so potential suspects. Again, when he was so eager to kill off the FBI agents despite knowing that they wouldn't be able to find any dirt on him due to his unorthodox killing method. It would be incredibly easy to act anonymously with a death note, but he practically screamed "pay attention to me" at the investigation team.

I know what you mean... do you have this tendency to do this to any thriller? Because I know I do. Whenever there's a bank heist.


Death Note has been the first detective story I've seen that was told from the criminal's perspective, but considering how much of a knee jerk my first "don't do it, Light" was I probably would.

[abyssion1337]

[quote=yagsnave ]
[quote=abyssion1337 ]
actually as far as his mistakes go he's done better than most could do


He had some moments of extreme brilliance, but he was way too ****y and reckless. As early as volume 1 when he killed Lind L Taylor on an impulse, announcing where he was and eliminating 6 billion or so potential suspects. Again, when he was so eager to kill off the FBI agents despite knowing that they wouldn't be able to find any dirt on him due to his unorthodox killing method. It would be incredibly easy to act anonymously with a death note, but he practically screamed "pay attention to me" at the investigation team.

I disagree, there was enough of a chance that they would find him out particularly since there was enough information to go on to figure him out; while it was ****y it was also a good precaution. Personally I would have waited them out.

[Issitheus]

he probably wouldn't have been caught (at least not as quickly) if he hadn't killed raye.

[yagsnave]

Just think if he'd waited a few hours before killing Lind L Taylor. L would be investigating in the wrong region, maybe even the wrong country.

[Filleraol]

It seems that almost everyone wants to be a character with a lot of power.
I wouldn't mind being the main male character in Shuffle! or a similar anime ^_^

[Issitheus]

Just think if he'd waited a few hours before killing Lind L Taylor. L would be investigating in the wrong region, maybe even the wrong country.

i too was thinking that...

[Useful]

actually as far as his mistakes go he's done better than most could do


He had some moments of extreme brilliance, but he was way too ****y and reckless. As early as volume 1 when he killed Lind L Taylor on an impulse, announcing where he was and eliminating 6 billion or so potential suspects. Again, when he was so eager to kill off the FBI agents despite knowing that they wouldn't be able to find any dirt on him due to his unorthodox killing method. It would be incredibly easy to act anonymously with a death note, but he practically screamed "pay attention to me" at the investigation team.

I know what you mean... do you have this tendency to do this to any thriller? Because I know I do. Whenever there's a bank heist.


Death Note has been the first detective story I've seen that was told from the criminal's perspective, but considering how much of a knee jerk my first "don't do it, Light" was I probably would.

Ooo... you should watch The Bank Job. It's about the largest robbery in the history of the U.K., based on a true story. And it stars Jason Statham of The Transporter fame.

[yagsnave]

It seems that almost everyone wants to be a character with a lot of power.
I wouldn't mind being the main male character in Shuffle! or a similar anime ^_^


Jin is a decent fighter, but more clever than powerful; similarly Light's a normal human save his intellect and the Death Note. I chose them (Jin especially) because of the amount of tail they get off camera, with posessions/wealth being a secondary factor (the Outlaw Star is probably the most valuable thing in that universe and the Death Note's value is immeasurable). If I were wanting raw power I would have gone with a DBZ or Bleach character; probably Bleach so I wouldn't have to worry about accidentally destroying the world every time I ate at Taco Bell.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

lol at first i thought u were talking about Jin from innocent venus...
i was like...
this guys retarted..
then i realized..
Death Note..
DURRRRR

[yagsnave]

Jin Starwind from Outlaw Star; it's like Cowboy Bebop but with kookier characters. Anyway, he's got a floozy bar maid who's infatuated with him and the local prostitutes know him by name.

[1337uvis]

Jin Starwind from Outlaw Star; it's like Cowboy Bebop but with kookier characters. Anyway, he's got a floozy bar maid who's infatuated with him and the local prostitutes know him by name.

Which is Gene, not Jin.

[Adjacent Badger]

Are you sure he's called Gene in the official, licensed version?

[1337uvis]

Dunno about the english version, but from the japanese one "Gene" is heard clearly. Since in "Gene" the "e" is long and in "Jin" the "i" is short. Weirdly Lithuanian and Japanese have quite the similar pronounciation.

[jaw091]

Dunno about the english version, but from the japanese one "Gene" is heard clearly. Since in "Gene" the "e" is long and in "Jin" the "i" is short. Weirdly Lithuanian and Japanese have quite the similar pronounciation.


i learnt somthing new today ;D thanks

[yagsnave]

They pronounce it JEEN, the spelling was just an assumption on my part that they used the more Japanese way of writing the name. Jean, Gene, Jin, I don't definitively know the official spelling.

[jaw091]

lolz well thats more than wat i learnt at college 2 day

[Scrooge]

i think i woulld be L from deathnote because he reminds me of me lazy and tired looking yet good at solving problems

[jaw091]

wow if i was L id b like zomg therefore it is almost impossilbe 4 me 2 b L

[Filleraol]

i think i woulld be L from deathnote because he reminds me of me lazy and tired looking yet good at solving problems

and he eats cake all the time

[Adjacent Badger]

I'll be right there!

http://i292.photobucket.com/albums/mm11/adjacent_badger/tachikoma03.jpg

[yagsnave]

I glanced at the credits of the episode I just watched and "Gene" is the official spelling. I suppose a Western spelling makes sense since his last name is Starwind.

[jaw091]

ahhhh i c

[1337uvis]

I glanced at the credits of the episode I just watched and "Gene" is the official spelling. I suppose a Western spelling makes sense since his last name is Starwind.

Whenever I am right at correcting someone i steal their soul. Someday ill just trade them with God/ satan (whoever offers me the better deal i guess, capitalism lol) for something rly cool.

P.S. You either just thaugh i was majorly weird or majorly hillarious. Both are quite correct.

[AndrewTJ31]

I would be Gin Ichimaru. nuf said ^_^

[Jefvel]

hmm tough question..
But Light from DN sounds like a good choice :)

[Issitheus]

Too lazy to see if we're off-topic yet but I'm gonna be on-topic.

I'm quite a bit like Jun. Hell, I spend 90% of my out-of-school time in my room. 90% of that is on my computer. the other 10% in my room is when I'm asleep.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

I would LOVE to be Tomoya Okazaki.
Lucky prick.....gets to feel up Nagisa. ;D

[Issitheus]

That's certainly an upside...

[Divine Dragoon]

Vash-the stampede from TriGun

can't shoot **** with pistols myself but with a good old Mini14 I'll nail anything HA-HA!! ;D

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

That's certainly an upside...


lmao. yes. he also gets all the other beautiful girls.

[Masterbot]

my wish is somewhat more down to earth
Sagara Souske from Full Metal Panic
no idea of women, but a badass soldier

[Luppi-tan]

I would be Luppi from Bleach... Ah, gomen, matta rokuban sandate!

[1337uvis]

I have yet to see one [character] that i would wish to be in place of.

[Mawelli]

I thought this thread was dead, but I'm still going for Konata from Lucky Star or Kyon from Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuutsu.

[Issitheus]

If I could take the place of one, I'd definitely choose the main male in an H-anime.

[Mawelli]

I would also, though depends what H-anime. THere are some where the **** they do is so aweful that no thanks :D

http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff308/AlaskaFin/honesty_in_love.jpg
you see? ^^

[Issitheus]

Okay, not one that's disgusting like that. just one with multiple girls that end up sleeping with the guy.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

WAIT! eating a girls poop isnt normal??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
oh crap.

[Filleraol]

WAIT! eating a girls poop isnt normal??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
oh crap.

o ****, you too? :-X

[Useful]

:D The "sealed lips" smiley has an interesting connotation in this context.

[Filleraol]

:D The "sealed lips" smiley has an interesting connotation in this context.

::)

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

ok so im not alone in eating girl ****,
phew.

[Useful]

Back to the topic: if I was going to be a guy from a harem anime, I would be Rin Tsuchimi from Shuffle!. That game has some of the hottest anime girls EVER.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/2/21/Shuffle%21-cast.jpg/489px-Shuffle%21-cast.jpg

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ i think they are all wikked cute but, I HATE THE ONE WITH LONG EARS! THEY LOOK LIKE DILDOS! LONG EARS! EWWWW!

[Filleraol]

I think I mentioned it before in this thread, and yes! Rin from Shuffle! would be sweet

[Chii]

^ i think they are all wikked cute but, I HATE THE ONE WITH LONG EARS! THEY LOOK LIKE DILDOS! LONG EARS! EWWWW!


ahs the dildos - skwisgaar

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

lmao. o yah, im filming ai-kon michael ill need your help wit the camera.....i might be slapping a chix ass, at the request of filleraol....lol.

[Issitheus]

So... Michael and Colton,eh?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

haha. i unno y i used his real name. yah, were the cousins from hell!
REPENTAGRAM!

[Issitheus]

Now it's too late. Elephants never forget. And nether do Issitheuses.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

damn, i don get it again.

[Useful]

^ i think they are all wikked cute but, I HATE THE ONE WITH LONG EARS! THEY LOOK LIKE DILDOS! LONG EARS! EWWWW!

You don't like elf girls? I guess you are a good little Christian boy, eh? BURN THE DEMONS! ;D

Lol.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

wow u win **** head of the day.
i just think elf ears r gross.

[Ellen Feiss]

i would like to be tomo shes awsome and almost trows chiyo off a cliff then again with yukari

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

so you wanna be a girl?



so do i....

[Filleraol]

then I'll be the guy banging you 2..? ^_^

[Ellen Feiss]

no u will not!*grabs a knife* back back i say!

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

HOLY **** ELLEN HELP ME! HES PULLING ME INTO HIS LOVE NEST!

[Issitheus]

I'll help too! *starts laughing hysterically* don... don... dunno ho... how this... how this is he... how this is helping...

[Ellen Feiss]

HOLY **** ELLEN HELP ME! HES PULLING ME INTO HIS LOVE NEST!

*gets a rocket launcher and coffe* ill save u!!!! let me drink this coffe and ill be on a killing spree!!!

[Issitheus]

*stops laughing and snipes Ellen*

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

UNLEASH A LAZER BXR AND A KILLING SPREE! HURRRRYYYYYYY HES TYING ME TO THE BED!

[Issitheus]

He's dead. I killeded him.

[Ellen Feiss]

*quickly dogese and throws a knife into ur face* dont mess with tomo when drinking coffe.....hey look speed *grabs speed and injects into arm* WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AWWWWWWWW MUST KILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

NOT ELLEN! FILLERAOL IS THE ONE! OH ISSI IF ONLY U WOULD HAV READ! NOW IM GUNNA GET RAPED! HEEEEELLLLLLPPPPPPPP!

[Issitheus]

*calls Chuck Norris*
Chuck, buddy, roundhouse kick him, if you will?

and nyuu, i know.

[Ellen Feiss]

*doges cuckes roundhouse kick and grabs leg* NO BACK OFF HER!!!!!!! *beats iss and filler with chuck noriss*

[Issitheus]

dude... you can't defy physics and logic an about a dozen more things like that... a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick cannot be dodged, blocked, or in any way kept from completely annihilating its intended target and everything in the direct vicinity of Chuck Norris, except for Chuck Norris. And his clothes, obviously. Chuck Norris never Roundhouse Kicks naked.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

i just got raped.....dont worry ill walk it off.

[Ellen Feiss]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO DAMN!!!*gets a nuke* thats i ur all dead!!!!!

[Issitheus]

"My legs were just cut off in a horrible accident! I'm bleeding to death!"

"You pussy. Walk it off."

and dude chris... it only goes up to 99 point font.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

another backfire
EDIT; nvm

[Issitheus]

another backfire

your dad backfires...


yeah think about that one...

[Ellen Feiss]

boom boom time!!!!*drops nuke* quick nyuu hop on my back ill inject more speed into my arm!!!

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

TO THE PIGGY BACK SPEEDWAY!!!!!!

[Issitheus]

You know, it's **** like this that makes me actually like you guys.




then when it's over I come to my senses and realize... "who are these retards and why do I converse with them?"

[Ellen Feiss]

WAT!!! ME AND NYUU CANT HEAR U!!!!

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

awe c'mon you like us all the time! hey, were fun-loving tardos. :)

[Issitheus]

Please don't be a tardo, nyuu. we don't like you when you're a tardo. Ellen, however... *runs to get embarassing pics of Ellen*

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

ok i will try to be normal. *eye twitch*

[Ellen Feiss]

u forget easily i nucked u iss

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

ive heared issi's hair deflects radiation....gunna need a bigger bomb.

[Issitheus]

And I bring you... embarassing pictures of Ellen Feiss/Chris Lavin!
http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm249/issitheus/P6220015.jpg
http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm249/issitheus/P6220021.jpg
http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm249/issitheus/P6220030.jpg
http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm249/issitheus/P6220033.jpg

[Ellen Feiss]

ok i had too much speed then and i was cooling down

[Issitheus]

No... you were being yourself. Trust me. I know. I'm your faha.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

y r his pants off?

[Issitheus]

He was trying to imitate the morning after a party... he slept with i think 5 different guys? more?

[Ellen Feiss]

y did u take that pic and keep it?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! im a lil scared now

and no ur gay for keepin it dude

[Issitheus]

You're the one who posed like that... trust me... I know...


No... you were being yourself. Trust me. I know. I'm your faha.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

5 guys.......*whistle*

[Issitheus]

They were all fat. Like 800 pounds.

[Ellen Feiss]

no its a lie we were bord and i was trying to get my pants on but he took the pic and said he deleted it but dident!!!

[Issitheus]

LEIS!!!

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

more cushion for tha pushin.


They were all fat. Like 800 pounds.

[Issitheus]

Wait what?!

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

LMAO!!!!

[Issitheus]

Oh wait i got it wrong Ellen's my faha...

[Ellen Feiss]

wth????????? that would mean i would have goten a girl pregnent even befor i was develeed

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

oh, ewww.

[Issitheus]

develeed?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

developed?

[Issitheus]

And wait that would mean my father's 14, I'm 15, and my son's ~17... I think we got this wrong here fellas...

[Ellen Feiss]

yes btw its dark and i can barly see my keybord and im typing fast

[Issitheus]

not as fats a s me im typing really fast scerw spell check im typin fast! lokma t me im typing fast!!! yay e!!!!

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

so im the faha?

[Issitheus]

no ur the son of the son supposedly... but you may just be ellen's faha... then you'd be my grandfaha... and you'd be your own great-grandfaha. i think i figured it out.

[Ellen Feiss]

um... im lost in many ways then one but lets get back to this topics original meaning and talk about rape....
wait no get away!!!!
awwwwwww stop!!!! let go of me!!!!!

HELP!!!! FILLER DIDENT DIE FROM THE NUKE!!!!!!

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

*creepy toothless smile* awe ya! ur mine ellen! LMAO!!!

[Ellen Feiss]

AWWWWWWWW NYU U WERE TAKEIN OR BY FILLOER NOOOOOOOOOOO

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

rapist is now in my blood stream. U BETTER RUN! CUZ DADDY'S HORNY!
(creepy)

[Ellen Feiss]

NOOOOO GET AWAY!!!!!!! USEFULL HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NYUU IS GOING TO RAPE ME!!!!!!!!

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

*drops pants* I'LL TAKE YOU BOTH!
(****, this is creepy)

[Ellen Feiss]

MUST FIND A GUN TO...... SHOOT NYU..... *trips* AWWWWW MY KNEE!!!!!

[Issitheus]

*Chuck Norrises ellen again*

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

*grin* you fell into a good position. COME HERE! (goosh goosh)
(yikes)

[Ellen Feiss]

hold it hold it!
iss thought u said u had to leave

[Issitheus]

now i dont

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

oh, uhm......
continue?

[Ellen Feiss]

sure where was i oh yea... AWWWWWW STOP GET IT OUT!!!!!!!

[Issitheus]

"When we last left our heroes, Ellen Feiss had just been roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris, effectively ending his existence. Meanwhile, at the Hall of Justice..."

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

THERE IS NO JUSTICE WHEN IT COMES TO ANAL!!
(im so srry)

[Issitheus]

Now it's just you, me, and Chuck Norris.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

well....can chuck get freaky? haha.
so issi...hows life?

[Issitheus]

mmm... lifey, to say the least.

[Ellen Feiss]

IT HURTS!!!!!!!!! PLEASE STOP!!!!!!!

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

isnt life always lifey.....
JUST RELAX ELLEN!

[Issitheus]

IT HURTS!!!!!!!!! PLEASE STOP!!!!!!!

NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP, NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN. NEVER DONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU. NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY, NEVER GONNA SAY GOODBYE, NEVER GONNA TELL A LIE AND HURT YOU...

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

are we both doing him r wat?

[Ellen Feiss]

GOTTA STOP THIS!!!!!! IT HURTS TOO MUCH!!!!*looks around* YES!!!*grabs a handgun* GET THE HELL OFF!!!!* shoots through the head*finaly....its stoped now get out of me!

[Issitheus]

No, I'm rickrolling him into submission.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

*stands bak up* luky i cant die....

[Ellen Feiss]

NOOOOOOOO!!!! *shoots nyuu more* DIE DAMN U!!!

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

distressed boys, YUM! *attacks*

[Ellen Feiss]

*cough*im a girl*cough*

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

oh, im srry......heres a towel...go clean up...uhm...k well....this is awkward...
*cricket*

[Ellen Feiss]

yea.... i said i was tomo like on page 8 or 9

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

awe man, i feel bad......uhm..,o geez.....yah the vagina shoulda tipped me off...boy o boy

[Ellen Feiss]

well at least u dident get me pregnant and i wont have to worry bout....omfg its filler the real rapest quick u got to hide me

[Issitheus]

That's what you think...

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

QUICK! CRAWL INTO MY SILICONE ASS! IT HAS CABLE! cool huh?

[Ellen Feiss]

OK UM UM UM I DONT KNOW WILL I FIT??

[Issitheus]

You should...











ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh burn!

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

EASY!..i think oprah is still lost in there.



GOOD ONE ISSI! *high 5*

[Issitheus]

Thank you, thank you. *bows*

Now I'm quite tired, Goodnight.

[Ellen Feiss]

thats a complament to me but nows not the time fillers going to rape me!!! ok here i go*runs into nyuus ass*......*comes out*only my head fit!!! and u dont have G4 in there

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

me 2! l8er guys!

[Ellen Feiss]

i guess my best hiding spot is to log off wait that works!!! bye yall!!!

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

There is alotta gross stuff in the last few pages. lol.

[Issitheus]

And it's all our fault! yay!

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

hey that was a fun night of posting though.

[Issitheus]

We should do it again sometime.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Well we could if Ellen Fiess would ever decide to join us again!
(next time i'll rape him for sure)

[Luppi-tan]

I would be Aizen from Bleach. Either that or Faust VIII from Shaman King. Faust VIII is a necromancer, and he's awesome.

[Divine Dragoon]

Id like to be Rurouni Kenshin AKA Battousai the Manslayer hehe He rocks!!

[1337uvis]

I would be Aizen from Bleach. Either that or Faust VIII from Shaman King. Faust VIII is a necromancer, and he's awesome.

Well, technically, Faust is an original character by J.V.Goethe in his play "Faust" , where Faust is a scholar a philosopher and also some kind of a wiseman-magician who abandons his love of science and allows to be tempted by the devil Mephistophelis into a life of sin and pleasure, during which he falls in love with two women with which he has children. Both women die and both children die. *WARNING* SPOILER FOLLOWING SINCE THE ANIME MIGHT AS WELL BE LOOSELY BASED ON THIS *WARNING*

In the end Faust dies and Mephistophelis is expecting to get his soul but as Faust never said the words "stop, oh glorious moment" meaning he never denounced his faith in god, he is saved by angels and ascends into heaven.


There, i just raised this forum's IQ by 50%

[BopBopBop]

I would be the guy from "Invisible Stud" his name is "Mie" i think.

[Tazuto]

Id like to be Rurouni Kenshin AKA Battousai the Manslayer hehe He rocks!!
Id just like to use his moves, hiten mitsurugi dragon hammer strike!
but for characters id like to be...hmm naruto lol, if i wanted ot be a boy character

[Odessa]

Hm, i'd like to be Lina of Slayers, or maybe Kei of Dirty Pair. Allenby of G Gundam could be nice too. And well, I wouldn't mind having the looks of Fuu of samurai champloo, but feudal japan without magic and/or training isn't a good idea (as fuu knows!).

Oh, and Etna from Disgaea would be awesome. I think i'm going to change my vote to her now... yup, being a dmeon is jsut too bad ass to pass up.

[Divine Dragoon]

but for characters id like to be...hmm naruto lol, if i wanted ot be a boy character
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[Jazean]

if i had to be a naruto character i'd end up as shikamaru, i'm very much like him, cept with glasses, and less asian...

[Tazuto]

Im much like naruto
loud, nosiey, doesnt give up on most things, rushes into battles, but im kinda smarter

[Jazean]

he's actually quite bright, just impatient and naive... he comes off slightly smarter when you watch it in Japanese.

[Tazuto]

actually in the newest shippuden episode he is MUCH smarter since he now uses his clones to learn things in battle

[Odessa]

if i had to be a naruto character, i'd be Haku; then i could fgure out what gender he/she is :)

[Luppi-tan]

I'd be Fate Averruncus from Mahou Sensei Negima!

[Divine Dragoon]

I'd like to be Vejita from DBZ (He gets Bulma ;D ;D ) But I'm more like Goku in personalty easy look on life and dead serous and in total focus when needed

[Tazuto]

Id like to have Videl lol

[Divine Dragoon]

Id like to have Videl lol


I like the blue hair any anime i like the girl with the blue It turns me on. my friend that I love unconditionally had blue hair when we were in High school your god that was sooo HOT!! and she has a personalty kinda like the green haired girl in The melancholy of haruhi suzumiya ahhhh ;)

[Ken-Chan]

in DBZ i would have to go Gogeta the most powerful being in the universe well Vegito would be the strongest but he can never be formed again so Gogeta