[Arock]

It's just as the name says it's a thread for Mad Libs

You can post 2 words at a time and list the number of the word
Please try to allow other to post before you post more
The person who has the best word will get to post the next Mad Lib
Understood? Good then lets start

1. Material – Unobtainium
2. Body Part – Duodenum
3. Adjective – Arousing
4. Verb – Skip
5. Verb ending in s – Impales
6. Adjective – Bulbous
7. Plural Noun – lolis
8. Body Part – penis
9. Verb – Molest
10. Person in the Room - Splitreality
11. Verb ending in s - Strokes
12. Place - Akihabara
13. Verb ending in s - Hunts
14. Verb ending in s - Caress
15. Adjective - Small
16. Item of Clothing - duster
17. Verb ending in ING -cartwheeling

[Backmask]

It's just as the name says it's a thread for Mad Libs

You can post 2 words at a time and list the number of the word
Please try to allow other to post before you post more
The person who has the best word will get to post the next Mad Lib
Understood? Good then lets start

1. Material ?
2. Body Part ?
3. Adjective ?
4. Verb ?
5. Verb ending in s ?
6. Adjective ?
7. Plural Noun ?
8. Body Part ?
9. Verb ?
10. Person in the Room -
11. Verb ending in s -
12. Place -
13. Verb ending in s -
14. Verb ending in s -
15. Adjective -
16. Item of Clothing -
17. Verb ending in ING -

Oh boy, here we go. Time to go Captain Hero on this bitch.
Also, go more in depth with the explanation of the rules

8. Penis
9. Penis

[Arock]

what need to be explained more

[MoreTimeThanSense]

Oh boy, here we go. Time to go Captain Hero on this bitch.
Also, go more in depth with the explanation of the rules

8. Penis
9. Penis

Pedantic of me as it may be, I feel the need to point out that "penis" isn't a verb.

16. Duster
17. Cartwheeling

[Lionforce1337]

5. Impales
6. Bulbous

[zemoo]

1. Unobtainium
2. Duodenum

[SplitReality]

Pedantic of me as it may be, I feel the need to point out that "penis" isn't a verb.

16. Duster
17. Cartwheeling

Someone might penis you for saying that.

[hosokawa37]

7. lolis
12. Akihabara

[hatz300]

4. skip
15. small

[SplitReality]

3. Arousing
9. Molest

[hatz300]

hoso took 12. before me so i had to change mine

[SplitReality]

14. caress

[MoreTimeThanSense]

7. Sheep
13. Hunts

[hatz300]

10. SplitReality

[SplitReality]

11. Strokes

[Arock]

Here is what you guys have created

I AM Unobtainium MAN

Has he lost his Duodenum
Can he see or is he Arousing?
Can he Skip at all,
Or if he Impales will he fall?

Is he Bulbous or dead?
Has he lolis within his penis?
We`ll just Molest him there
Why should we even care?

He was turned to Unobtainium
In the great magnetic field
When he traveled time
For the future of Splitreality

Nobody Strokes him
He just stares at the world
Planning his vengeance
That he will soon unfurl

Now the time is here
For Unobtainium Man to spread fear
Vengeance from (the) Akihabara
Hunts the people he once saved

Nobody Caress him
They just turn their heads
Nobody helps him
Now he has his revenge

(Bridge)

Small duster of lead
Fills his victims full of dread
cartwheeling as fast as they can
Unobtainium Man lives again

and hoso had to best word with lolis

[SplitReality]

Has he lolis within his penis?
We`ll just Molest him there
Why should we even care?


Total Win in every way.

[hatz300]

I like this thread XD

[Arock]

1. Noun - cow
2. Adjective - scary
3. Noun - Ass badger
4. Noun - Ice Cream Truck
5. Location - Canada
6. Noun -
7. Adjective - old
8. Noun - Fetus
9. Noun - Umbilical cord
10. Adjective - bodacious
11. Noun -
12. Noun -
13. Plural Noun - hats
14. Verb ending in ing - dancing
15. Noun -
16. Plural Noun - lolis
17. Verb ending in ing - taking
18. Noun - penguin
19. Verb ending in ing -
20. Noun -
21. Noun - tits
22. Verb - explode
23. Plural Noun - cars
24. Verb - glomp
25. Verb - Cum
26. Verb - feel
27. Noun - loli's breast
28. Noun - Splitreality
29. Verb ending in ing - Raping
30. Verb ending in ing - Masturbating

[hatz300]

DEAR GOD MAN HAVE YOU NO SANITY?!?!?!?!?! THAT'S ATLEAST 15 POSTS!
1. cow
5. Canada
cause hoso stole it from me last time :(
17.taking

[Arock]

yah but i liked what this one is

[hatz300]

I hope it's worth it cause this'll take us til atleast awhile to do
and i just realized that i didn't put a time in but put awhile instead :D

[Arock]

here to make it go faster you can post 3 words at a time for this one

[hatz300]

ok, ill edit my last post with a third then

[Backmask]

Okay, now I understand what is goin' on.
8. Fetus
9. Umbilical cord
10. bodacious

[SplitReality]

Oh boy, here we go.
13. Hats
29. Raping
30. Masturbating

[hatz300]

im not sure i like the fact that hats was added in with raping and masturbation >>
2. scary
14. dancing
23. cars

[hosokawa37]

7 old
18 penguin
24 glomp

[hatz300]

I find our lack of arock disturbing
1. Noun - cow
2. Adjective - scary
3. Noun - Backmask
4. Noun -
5. Location - Canada
6. Noun -
7. Adjective - old
8. Noun - fetus
9. Noun - umbillical cord
10. Adjective - bodacious
11. Noun -
12. Noun -
13. Plural Noun - hats
14. Verb ending in ing - dancing
15. Noun -
16. Plural Noun - lolis
17. Verb ending in ing - taking
18. Noun - penguin
19. Verb ending in ing -
20. Noun -
21. Noun -
22. Verb -
23. Plural Noun - cars
24. Verb - glomp
25. Verb -
26. Verb -
27. Noun -
28. Noun -
29. Verb ending in ing - raping
30. Verb ending in ing - masturbating
i didn't realize backmask was an adjective "Hey you! you're very backmask aren't 'cha?" . . . seems a little off

[Backmask]

I find our lack of arock disturbing
1. Noun - cow
2. Adjective - scary
3. Noun -
4. Noun -
5. Location - Canada
6. Noun -
7. Adjective - old
8. Noun - fetus
9. Noun - umbillical cord
10. Adjective - Backmask
11. Noun -
12. Noun -
13. Plural Noun - hats
14. Verb ending in ing - dancing
15. Noun -
16. Plural Noun -
17. Verb ending in ing - taking
18. Noun - penguin
19. Verb ending in ing -
20. Noun -
21. Noun -
22. Verb -
23. Plural Noun - cars
24. Verb - glomp
25. Verb -
26. Verb -
27. Noun -
28. Noun -
29. Verb ending in ing - raping
30. Verb ending in ing - masturbating
i didn't realize backmask was an adjective "Hey you! you're very backmask aren't 'cha?" . . . seems a little off

I thought ten was a noun. Lemme change it.

[hatz300]

why not just pick a different noun slot to put backmask in?

[Backmask]

why not just pick a different noun slot to put backmask in?

Because choosing three nouns is gluttonous, and 'bodacious' sounds better than 'Backmask'.

[hatz300]

but . . . but having our names in will make it funnier . . . (probably, i give no guarantees)

[SplitReality]

Technically backmask can be a verb.

[Backmask]

Technically backmask can be a verb.

Now that you mention it, backmask could actually be an adjective.

"That backmasked song sounds funny"

[hatz300]

don't make me backmask you backmask >>

[SplitReality]

Also

16. Lolis

They have to be in everything.

[Arock]

thx for putting the update hatz

[hatz300]

i even added backmask (as a noun, not a verb or an adjective so dont bother complaining >>)
no problem, it would've just gotten buried and that would've been a pain

[SplitReality]

21. Tits
22. Explode

[hatz300]

exploding tits . . . this should be interesting . . .
as a tribute to split
26. feel
27. loli's breast
28. SplitReality
can't wait to see how this ends

[hosokawa37]

21. Tits
22. Explode

o god. i read that while i was drinkin a hard lemonade and just about choked x3

[SplitReality]

I'm expecting epicness.

[Ukir]

3. Noun -Ass Badger
4. Noun -Ice cream truck
25. Verb -Cum

[Arock]

oh god i cant wait to see how this turn out

[hosokawa37]

i can only imagine lol

[hatz300]

you're slipping rock :/
3. ass BADGER
27. loli's breaSt

[SplitReality]

This one is made of win, but can it become win itself?

[Arock]

1. Noun - cow
2. Adjective - scary
3. Noun - Ass badger
4. Noun - Ice Cream Truck
5. Location - Canada
6. Noun - Anteater
7. Adjective - old
8. Noun - Fetus
9. Noun - Umbilical cord
10. Adjective - bodacious
11. Noun - Jerk
12. Noun - Kevin Bacon
13. Plural Noun - hats
14. Verb ending in ing - dancing
15. Noun - Pony
16. Plural Noun - lolis
17. Verb ending in ing - taking
18. Noun - penguin
19. Verb ending in ing - castrating
20. Noun - Hooker
21. Noun - tits
22. Verb - explode
23. Plural Noun - cars
24. Verb - glomp
25. Verb - Cum
26. Verb - feel
27. Noun - loli's breast
28. Noun - Splitreality
29. Verb ending in ing - Raping
30. Verb ending in ing - Masturbating

[hatz300]

6. anteater
11. jerk
12. Kevin Bacon

[SplitReality]

15. Pony

[hosokawa37]

20 hooker

[Backmask]

19. castrating

[SplitReality]

We already have dancing at 14.

[Backmask]

We already have dancing at 14.

Really? I'll change it.

[hatz300]

there's no rule about using the same word twice (unless its in the same color as the background O.O)

[hosokawa37]

pick another one back. and hurry: its the last blank xD

[Arock]

Here is the abomination you created this time

Just a small town cow
Living in a scary ass Badger
She took the midnight train going anywhere
Just a city ice Cream Truck
Born and raised in south canada
He took the midnight train going anywhere

A anteater in a old fetus
The smell of umbilical cord and bodacious jerk
For a Kevin bacon they can share the night
It goes on and on and on and on

hats, dancing, up and down the Pony
Their lolis, taking in the night
Streetlight people, living just to find penguin
castrating , somewhere in the night

Working hard to get my Hooker
Everybody wants a tits
Paying anything to explode the cars just one more time
Some will glomp, some will cum,
Some were born to feel the loli's breast
Oh the Splitreality never ends
It goes on and on and on and on

Don't stop raping
Hold on to the masturbating
Streetlight people, oh...

someone else can go if they want

[SplitReality]

Working hard to get my Hooker
Everybody wants a tits
Paying anything to explode the cars just one more time
Some will glomp, some will cum,
Some were born to feel the loli's breast
Oh the Splitreality never ends
It goes on and on and on and on

Don't stop raping
Hold on to the masturbating
Streetlight people, oh...


My god I love this thread. xD

[hosokawa37]

Some will glomp, some will cum,
Some were born to feel the loli's breast


EPIC!!

[hatz300]

OH YEAH! "Some were born to feel the loli's breast" XD did i do you good split?

[Ukir]

Here we go:

1. Noun - Monkey
2. Verb ending in ed - stalked
3. Verb ending in ed-glared
4. Noun - loli
5. Verb-violate
6. Person- Splitreality
7. Place-backalley
8. Another Place-Twin Towers
9. Verb-thrust
10. Generic place-fjord
11. Verb-grape
12. Noun-rubber fist
13. Building-eiffel tower
14. Plural pronoun
15. Noun-corn
16. Place-bed
17. Adjective-lustful
18. Verb-skeet
19. Adjective-erect
20. Person-Arock
21. Another person-Hatz
22. Vehicle-Helicopter
23. 7 letter or less word
24. Plural object-moustaches
25. Building-Honey Bucket
26. Type of Person-douche
27. Object- Dildo

[Arock]

27. dildo
25. honeybucket
6. Splitreality (just to keep up with the theme)

[SplitReality]

Indeed you did hatz. Also I suddenly became popular in Mad Libs.

4. Loli

[hatz300]

it's worse if you listen to the song while reading it XD
1. monkey
5. violate
7. back alley

[SplitReality]

Interesting string of words there.

[hosokawa37]

2 stalking
8 Twin Towers
17 lustful

[Arock]

11. grape
8. strip club
26. douche

[hosokawa37]

8's been taken, but i do believe theres another spot for place

[zemoo]

10. fjord (is this generic?)
18. skeet

[Arock]

ukir dont forget to update the list

[Ukir]

Changed Stalking to stalked case it says ending in ed and yes 8 has been used.

[SplitReality]

20. Hatz
21. Arock

[hatz300]

Interesting string of words there.

did you see where i put the 2nd and 3rd? :P

[hosokawa37]

Changed Stalking to stalked case it says ending in ed and yes 8 has been used.

whoops my bad :sweatdrop: didnt read that right lol

[hatz300]

3. glared
22. helicopter
24. moustaches

[Arock]

19. erect
9. thrust
12. rubber fist

[SplitReality]

I think we're degrading them further into porn the more we accomplish.

[Arock]

yah but is that really a bad thing

[hatz300]

well erect will probably be put in a different context than what you're thinking so it wont be a porn made, but a porn thought

[SplitReality]

Laughs will be had, I'm sure of it.

[hatz300]

maybe but i wont be here to witness them, im going to bed, later

[Ukir]

Got four more to go.

[SplitReality]

Here we go:

1. Noun - Monkey
2. Verb ending in ed - stalked
3. Verb ending in ed-glared
4. Noun - loli
5. Verb-violate
6. Person- Splitreality
7. Place-backalley
8. Another Place-Twin Towers
9. Verb-thrust
10. Generic place-fjord
11. Verb-grape
12. Noun-rubber fist
13. Building
14. Plural pronoun
15. Noun
16. Place
17. Adjective-lustful
18. Verb-skeet
19. Adjective-erect
20. Person-Arock
21. Another person-Hatz
22. Vehicle-Helicopter
23. 7 letter or less word
24. Plural object-moustaches
25. Building-Honey Bucket
26. Type of Person-douche
27. Object- Dildo

15. Corn
16. Bed

[hatz300]

if its only 4 i guess ill stay
13. eiffel tower
16. space!
curse you split!!!!!!!!!
14. they

[SplitReality]

Now we see what abomination we created this time...

[hatz300]

this game has a fatal flaw . . . what if the mad libs isnt finished by the time the creator logs off and cant log on for a week for example's sake?

[Ukir]

Now this is a Monkey, all about how
my life got stalked, glared upside-down,
And I'd like to take a loli,
So just violate right there,
I'll tell you how I became the Splitreality of a town called backalley

In the Twin Towers, thrust and raised,
On the fjord is where I spent most of my days
Chillin out, maxin', relaxin' all cool,
And all grape some rubber fist outside of the eiffel tower
When a couple of they(well that sucked lol), who were up to no good,
Started makin' corn in my bed,
I got in one lustful skeet and my mom got erect
She said 'You're movin with your Arock and Hatz in backalley!'

I whistled for a Helicopter and when it came near
The license plate said 'PENIS'(no one posted the 7 letter word)
And it had moustaches in the mirror
If anything I could say that this Helicopter was rare
But I thought 'Nah, forget it - Yo, homes to backalley!'

I pulled up to a Honey Bucket about seven or eight,
I yelled to the douche 'Yo homes, smell ya later!'
I looked at my kingdom,
I was finally there!
To sit on my Dildo as the Splitreality of backalley!

anyone can go now.

[SplitReality]

Fatal flaw indeed.

Also: "I got in one lustful skeet and my mom got erect"
Win.

[hatz300]

wow . . . im shocked, appalled, and laughing hysterically XD

[SplitReality]

"To sit on my Dildo as the Splitreality of backalley!"
Also win, though it makes my anus hurt.

[Arock]

i can have another one up tomorrow unless someone else wants to go

[hatz300]

"Started makin' corn in my bed,
I got in one lustful skeet and my mom got erect
She said 'You're movin with your Arock and Hatz in backalley!'"
these 3 lines . . . how do i even describe them?
people making corn in your bed?
mother getting erect?
me and arock living together in a backalley?
. . .
and im logging off for the night so i wont start one

[jinzo64]

this thread confusses me coz i'm thick.

[hatz300]

do you know what mad libs are?
you take a script blot out a bunch of words but tell what they are in a noun, adjective, verb sense and then you put a new noun, adjective, verb in its place

[Distict5-9]

God. Some of the best laughs I've had in ages...

[Arock]

k back down to 2 word a post cause this is a shorter one

1. Fruit - Kumquat
2. Noun - furry
3. Name - John Doe
4. Adjective - Slimy
5. Color - Rainbow
6. Adjective - Giant
7. Adjective - Pulsating
8. Noun - Bill Cosby
9. Verb - Masticate
10. Verb - rape
11. Noun - loli
12. Verb - suck
13. Animal - Pony

[Backmask]

8. Bill Cosby
9. Masticate

[hosokawa37]

2 furry
12 suck

[SplitReality]

5. Rainbow
13. Pony

[Ukir]

1. Kumquat
11. Loli

[SplitReality]

6. Giant
7. Pulsating

[hatz300]

3. John Doe
4. slimy

[SplitReality]

10. rape

[Arock]

here it is

Captain: Ohhhhh... who lives in a Kumquat under the Furry?

Kids: John Doe Squarepants!

Captain: Slimy and Rainbow and Gaint is he!

Kids: John Doe Squarepants!

Captain: If Pulsating Bill Cosby be somthing you Masticate...

Kids: John Doe Squarepants!

Captain: Then Rape on the Loli and Suck like a Pony.

Kids: John Doe Squarepants!

Captain: Ready?

Everyone: John Doe Squarepants! John Doe Squarepants! John Doe Squarepants!

Captain: John Doe... Squarepants! ahhhahhhahahhaha!

[hatz300]

unfortunately its rape ON the loli, not rape the loli . . .

[SplitReality]

My god... xD

[hosokawa37]

wow...

[SplitReality]

pulsating bill cosby, now that's a disturbing mental image...

[hatz300]

he only pulsates for you split

[Arock]

one more for the night

1. Name of person in room - Arock
2. Verb ending in ing - killing
3. Verb - molest
4. plural noun - lolis
5. Adjective - blue
6. Adjective - erotic
7. Plural Noun - cats
8. Place - space
9. Verb ending in ed - throbbed
10. Emotion - aroused
11. Adverb - violently
12. Adjective - erect
13. Noun - your mom

[hosokawa37]

5 blue
13 your mom

[hatz300]

2. killing
7. cats

[Backmask]

10. aroused
9. throbbing

[SplitReality]

3. molest
4. lolis

[hatz300]

9. should be throbbed

[SplitReality]

It should be stated "throbbing" does not end in "ed"

[Arock]

there that is fixed

[SplitReality]

11. violently
12. erect

[Arock]

hrm violently erect that should be interesting

[hatz300]

6. erotic
8. space

[SplitReality]

7. horny

Edit: Meant 6. hats beat me to it anyway

[Arock]

one more for the night

1. Name of person in room -
2. Verb ending in ing - killing
3. Verb - molest
4. plural noun - lolis
5. Adjective - blue
6. Adjective - erotic
7. Plural Noun - cats
8. Place - space
9. Verb ending in ed - throbbed
10. Emotion - aroused
11. Adverb - violently
12. Adjective - erect
13. Noun - your mom
just need a name then done

[hatz300]

7. horny

Edit: Meant 6. hats beat me to it anyway

yes i win!
and 7. is a plural noun and was taken o.O
EDIT: don't mind me i read it wrong and am sorry split, terribly truly sorry

[SplitReality]

1. Arock

[Arock]

Batman is Arock. Teenager Arock was traumatized by killing his parent`s murder and vowed to molest their deaths by bringing the lolis to justice. Arock used his blue fortune to study criminology, to train his body to erotic perfection, and to acquire high tech vehicles and cats to fight crime in his hometown of space. One night Arock was throbbed by a bat outside his window and decided to dress himself as a "bat man" to strike aroused in the "violently and erect" hearts of lolis . From that moment forward, Arock became "Batman" in his altered your mom.

[SplitReality]

"Arock used his blue fortune to study criminology, to train his body to erotic perfection, and to acquire high tech vehicles and cats to fight crime in his hometown of space."

HA.

[hatz300]

can you edit those on seperate lines?
and were the cats also erotic? (in the form of catgirls)

[jinzo64]

i still don't understnad this thread.

[Arock]

What dont you understand about it

[Guthix]

lol - love our lolis
i dont get it either

[Backmask]

lol - love our lolis
i dont get it either

-Arock gives us a list of parts of speech, which are numbered, and a limit to how many we can fill out.
-If we can only fill out two of the parts of speech on a list of ten, I'd say, for instance, "1. chair and 2. dick."
-I've filled out numbers one and two on the list, which leaves numbers 3 through ten for everybody else.
-Once four more individuals have filled out numbers 3 through 10, Arock makes the mad lib.
-After the mad lib is made, we laugh, and he makes a new list of parts of speech.

[Fishfreeek]

Ive never heard of a mad lib before but it's not hard to understand whats going on after reading the thread for a bit....
the fresh prince one had me in stitches

[Evo-Sennin]

One night Arock was throbbed by a bat outside his window and decided to dress himself as a "bat man" to strike aroused in the "violently and erect" hearts of lolis .
Just pure win! XD
It's also interesting to see that "loli" has been in every one of them so far

[hatz300]

intentional, DEFINITELY intentional

[Arock]

1. Verb ending in ing - glomping
2. Adjective - loli
3. Verb ending in ed - masturbated
4. Noun - corn
5. Adjective - wet
6. Noun (plural) - Catgirls
7. Adjective - erect
8. Verb ending in s - jingles
9. Noun - banana
10. Adverb - quickly
11. Verb ending in ing -
12. Chemical - sodium nitrate
13. Adverb -
14. Verb - rape
15. Body Part plural - penises
16. Adjective - high
17. Type of Material - cotton
18. Verb ending in ed- exploded

now lets see what you can make this time

[Backmask]

How many are we restricted to?

[Arock]

ah go with 2

[hatz300]

4. corn
17. cotton

[Backmask]

8. jiggles
9. banana

[Distict5-9]

Here I go!
6- Catgirls
16- High

[hosokawa37]

1 glomping
12 sodium nitrate

[hatz300]

15. penises (because it was gonna happen anyway)
18. exploded

[Ukir]

2. loli(I believe it can be used as an adjective)
14. rape

[SplitReality]

5. wet
7. erect

And yes loli can be used as an adjective.

[Norik]

yes i win!
and 7. is a plural noun and was taken o.O
EDIT: don't mind me i read it wrong and am sorry split, terribly truly sorry

Hatz....how dare you mention he who is douche.....how..dare..you.....

[SplitReality]

Another new guy? Also not following you Norik.

[Ukir]

Do I count as new if I have been lurking since 2009?

3.Masturbated
10.Quickly

[hatz300]

that's my friend irl, we were playing zombie master one day and there was this really annoying kid named "yes i win" . . . that's all you need to know . . .
also, glad to see you finally created your account :D

[SplitReality]

Do I count as new if I have been lurking since 2009?

3.Masturbated
10.Quickly

Was talking about Norik. Didn't see you as new.

[Norik]

Another new guy? Also not following you Norik.

Yup, 'nother new guy.


ANOTHER QUOTE: that's my friend irl, we were playing zombie master one day and there was this really annoying kid named "yes i win" . . . that's all you need to know . . .
alsdo glad to see you finally created your account

I can only image the pure evil I can do here...muhahaHAHAHAAHHA.

And there were MANY zombies...so many to the point we made a 10 year old scream like a little girl.....hahahahah

EDIT: Edited out my edit

[Arock]

1. Verb ending in ing - glomping
2. Adjective - loli
3. Verb ending in ed - masturbated
4. Noun - corn
5. Adjective - wet
6. Noun (plural) - Catgirls
7. Adjective - erect
8. Verb ending in s - jingles
9. Noun - banana
10. Adverb - quickly
11. Verb ending in ing - diving
12. Chemical - sodium nitrate
13. Adverb - quite
14. Verb - rape
15. Body Part plural - penises
16. Adjective - high
17. Type of Material - cotton
18. Verb ending in ed- exploded

only 2 more words

[hatz300]

11. diving
13. quite

[Norik]

11. diving
13. quite

Damn you and your ability to type faster then me

[Ukir]

Was talking about Norik. Didn't see you as new.

Oh alright.

[hatz300]

Damn you and your ability to type faster then me

you should just practice 26 hours a day like i do :D
and get into the chatbox! all the cool kids use the chatbox!

[Arock]

Wolverine possesses a "fast glomping factor" ability enabling him to regenerate loli or masturbated areas of his cellular corn. This grants him wet immunity to catgirls and erect immunity to the fatigue catgirls generated by his own body. It also jingles his aging banana. Wolverine possesses quickly acute senses of sight, diving, and hearing. Wolverine`s skeleton was laced with sodium nitrate, redering his bones quite unrapeable. He also has three penises on each hand which until recently were believed to be high sodium nitrate. When, the sodium nitrate was removed, however, it was revealed that his penises were cotton, and therefore he must have been exploded with them. The sodium nitrate had laced these too, giving them the appearance of metal and rendering them quite unrapeable as well.

[hatz300]

i don't even know where to begin dissecting this XD

[Norik]

I think they made a comic about this once...

[hatz300]

i remember that comic . . . i didn't know those were penises in his hands though . . .

[SplitReality]

He also has three penises on each hand which until recently were believed to be high sodium nitrate. When, the sodium nitrate was removed, however, it was revealed that his penises were cotton, and therefore he must have been exploded with them. The sodium nitrate had laced these too, giving them the appearance of metal and rendering them quite unrapeable as well.

LOL.

and...


It also jingles his aging banana.

LOL.

[Arock]

i remember doing this one with my friends a couple years ago and they also made wolverine have penises on his hands but they were made of oxy clean

[hatz300]

My metal penises is unrapeable!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EDIT: to Arock, odd that it would come out almost the same way . . . guess we all think alike

[Norik]

i remember that comic . . . i didn't know those were penises in his hands though . . .

Yup. I know one thing now: Hugh Jackman will never be the same.

[Arock]

if anyone else wants to post one go ahead im probably not going to post another tonight cause im a little busy with homework

[hosokawa37]

these things always turn out great xD

[hatz300]

alright, i'll give it a shot, as many as you want at a time because it was longer than i thought it was going to be and im not turning back now!
1. verb ending in -ing - graping
2. noun - loli
3. verb ending in -ing - arousing
4. adjective - hairy
5. adjective - old
6. verb - masturbate
7. noun ending in s - ****philes
8. place - hell
9. game - Hungry, Hungry Hippos (assumed you meant hungry the adjective, not hungary the country (i think))
10. person - hatz
11. drink - tentacle grape
12. verb - stalk
13. adjective -
14. person - Arock
15. noun - penis
16. noun - mouth
17. game - Skip-Bo
18. noun -
19. verb ending in -ing -
20. noun -
21. noun -
22. noun - anime
23. noun -
24. noun -
25. vehicle - Robot of Win
26. body part - Vagina
27. verb ending in -ing - slashing
28. verb ending in -ing -
29. noun -
30. verb -
31. adjective -
32. noun - Fa-gore (person from larping)
33. verb -
34. noun - Yasogami
35. noun - Spoon
36. noun -
37. noun -
38. store - Victoria Secret
39. noun -
40. adjective -
41. adjective -
42. noun -
43. noun -
44. noun -
45. person - Splitreality
46. person - Hosokawa
47. adjective - floppy
48. noun -
49. verb -
50. verb -
yeah, i picked a bad song for mad libs >> we can skip it if you want . . .

[Arock]

1.graping
2. loli
11. tentacle grape
26. Vagina
45. Splitreality
46. Hosokawa
47. floppy

[SplitReality]

Sweet mother of raptor jesus...

38. Victoria Secret

[hatz300]

it'll keep us busy for awhile if nothing else, i really didn't think it was this long until i decided to mad libs it >>

[hosokawa37]

5 old
12 stalk
14 Arock
22 anime
27 slashing

[Arock]

hatz you missed loli at 2

[SplitReality]

25. Robot of Win

[Arock]

10. hatz

[hatz300]

hatz you missed loli at 2

fixed

[SplitReality]

15. penis
16. mouth
3. Arousing
4. Hairy
6. masturbate
7. ****philes

[Norik]

32: Fa-gore
9: Hungary, Hungary Hippos

[hatz300]

split, you just made this so much better XD
even if we dont finish this ill post what we have done

[Norik]

34: Yasogami
35: Spoon
17: Skip-Bo

[SplitReality]

8. Hell

[Arock]

13. erotic
17. twister
18. banana hammock
19. throbbing

[SplitReality]

Arock is bringing in more epic. Woo

[hatz300]

1. verb ending in -ing - graping
2. noun - loli
3. verb ending in -ing - arousing
4. adjective - hairy
5. adjective - old
6. verb - masturbate
7. noun ending in s - ****philes
8. place - hell
9. game - Hungry, Hungry Hippos (assumed you meant hungry the adjective, not hungary the country (i think))
10. person - hatz
11. drink - tentacle grape
12. verb - stalk
13. adjective - erotic
14. person - Arock
15. noun - penis
16. noun - mouth
17. game - Skip-Bo
18. noun - banana hammock
19. verb ending in -ing - throbbing
20. noun - bandwagon
21. noun - catgirl
22. noun - anime
23. noun -
24. noun -
25. vehicle - Robot of Win
26. body part - Vagina
27. verb ending in -ing - slashing
28. verb ending in -ing - thrusting
29. noun -
30. verb - hump
31. adjective - dusty
32. noun - Fa-gore (person from larping)
33. verb - gashunk
34. noun - Yasogami
35. noun - Spoon
36. noun -
37. noun -
38. store - Victoria Secret
39. noun -
40. adjective - Overreligious
41. adjective - drier (i made a mistake here, needed to be er, no worries though)
42. noun -
43. noun -
44. noun -
45. person - Splitreality
46. person - Hosokawa
47. adjective - floppy
48. noun - rod
49. verb - diddle
50. verb - thrust
unfortunately we won't have twister, taken last page :/

[Arock]

you know it

[SplitReality]

48. rod
49. diddle
50. thrust

[Norik]

33: Gashunk

[Norik]

20: Bandwagon
40: Overreligious

[hatz300]

oh and 50 won't appear as the last one because i missed one earlier on and i didn't feel like renumbering

[Arock]

21. catgirl
28. thrusting

[SplitReality]

19. titillating

[hatz300]

19 is taken

[Arock]

41. dry
30. hump
31. dusty

[SplitReality]

then 30. titillate
Edit: Dammit Arock!

[hatz300]

wait a minute! dry isnt a noun . . .

[Arock]

put it as 41 i had the wrong number

[SplitReality]

23. pony
24. Almighty Robo-crotch

[hatz300]

1. verb ending in -ing - graping
2. noun - loli
3. verb ending in -ing - arousing
4. adjective - hairy
5. adjective - old
6. verb - masturbate
7. noun ending in s - ****philes
8. place - hell
9. game - Hungry, Hungry Hippos (assumed you meant hungry the adjective, not hungary the country (i think))
10. person - hatz
11. drink - tentacle grape
12. verb - stalk
13. adjective - erotic
14. person - Arock
15. noun - penis
16. noun - mouth
17. game - Skip-Bo
18. noun - banana hammock
19. verb ending in -ing - throbbing
20. noun - bandwagon
21. noun - catgirl
22. noun - anime
23. noun - pony
24. noun - Almighty Robo-crotch
25. vehicle - Robot of Win
26. body part - Vagina
27. verb ending in -ing - slashing
28. verb ending in -ing - thrusting
29. noun - White people
30. verb - hump
31. adjective - dusty
32. noun - Fa-gore (person from larping)
33. verb - gashunk
34. noun - Yasogami
35. noun - Spoon
36. noun - vibrator
37. noun - glorious panties
38. store - Victoria Secret
39. noun - fleshlight
40. adjective - Overreligious
41. adjective - drier (i made a mistake here, needed to be er, no worries though)
42. noun - dildo
43. noun - rubber fist
44. noun - pole
45. person - Splitreality
46. person - Hosokawa
47. adjective - floppy
48. noun - rod
49. verb - diddle
50. verb - thrust

[SplitReality]

29. White People

[Arock]

42. dildo
43. rubber fist
44. pole

[SplitReality]

36. vibrator
37. glorious panties

[Arock]

39. fleshlight

[hatz300]

wow Arock, 42-44 all come out in the same line of the song, and i have a feeling you'll like it XD

[hosokawa37]

44 nyan-cat

[Arock]

lol thats awesome

[Norik]

39: rope

[SplitReality]

Lets DO this.

[hatz300]

nice try hoso and norik, but not gonna happen :P
you've been beat to the punch

[hosokawa37]

darn >.<

[Norik]

DAMN NINJAS...or what ever did it!!!!

[hatz300]

Weird Al Yankovic - White n' Nerdy

They see me grapin'
My loli
I know they're all arousing
I'm so hairy N' old

Think I'm just too hairy n' old
Think I'm just too hairy n' old
Can't you see I'm hairy n' old
Look at me I'm hairy n' old!
I wanna masturbate with-
The ****philes
But so far they all think
I'm too hairy n' old
Think I'm just too hairy n' old
Think I'm just too hairy n' old
I'm just too hairy n' old
Really, really hairy n' old

First in my class here at hell
Got skills, I'm a Champion of Hungry, Hungry Hippos
MC hatz that's my favorite MC
Keep your 40
I'll just have an tentacle grape
My rims never stalk to the contrary
You'll find they're quite stationary
All of my action figures are erotic
got Arock in my library
My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
I got people begging for my top 8 spaces
Yo I know Pi to a thousand places
Ain't got no grills but I still wear penises
I order all of my sandwiches with mouth
I'm a whiz at Skip-Bo I can play for days
Once you see my sweet moves you're gonna stay amazed,
my fingers movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze
There's no killer app I haven't run
At banana hammock, well, I'm number 1
Do vector calculus just for fun
I ain't got a gat but I gotta throbbing gun
Bandwagon is my favourite theme song
I can sure kick your butt in a game of catgirl
I'll ace any anime quiz you bring on
I'm fluent in pony as well as Almighty Robo-crotch
Here's the part I sing on

They see me roll on, my Robot of Win!
I know in my Vagina they think I'm
hairy n' old!
Think I'm just too hairy n' old
Think I'm just too hairy n' old
Can't you see I'm hairy n' old
Look at me I'm hairy n' old
I'd like to thrust with-
The ****philes
Although it's apparent I'm too
hairy n' old
Think I'm just too hairy n' old
I'm just too hairy n' old
How'd I get so hairy n' old?

I've been slashing, thrustin'
White people you know I collect 'em
The pens in my pocket
I must hump 'em
my ergonomic keyboard never leaves me dusty
Shopping online for deals on Parco Falgore
I edit Wikipedia
I memorized Holy Grail really well
I can recite it right now and have you gashunk
I got a business doing Yasogami
When my friends need some Spoon who do they call?
I do vibrator for them all
Even made a homepage for my dog!
Yo! Got myself glorious panties
they were having a sale down at Victoria's Secret
Spend my nights with a roll of fleshlight
POP POP! Hope no one sees me gettin' Overreligious!

I'm old in the extreme and drier than sour cream
I was in dildo club and rubber fist club and even the pole team!
Only question I ever thought was hard
Was do I like Splitreality or do I like Hosokawa?
I spend every weekend
at the floppy fair
I got my name on my rod!

They see me strollin'
They laughin'
And rollin' their eyes 'cause
I'm so hairy n' old
Just because I'm hairy n' old
Just because I'm hairy n' old
All because I'm hairy n' old
Holy cow I'm hairy n' old
I wanna diddle with-
the ****philes
but oh well it's obvious I'm
hairy n' old
Think I'm just too hairy n' old
Think I'm just too hairy n' old
I'm just too hairy n' old
Look at me I'm hairy n' old!

[SplitReality]

It's... It's... Beautiful...

[Norik]

Im freakin crying!!!!!!!!!! OH DEAR GOD!!!!! Where to being...Im telling Fa-Gore....

[Arock]

words cannot describe it

[Norik]

I now know what Monty Pythons funny joke in the world was...

[hatz300]

i knew the song would be good XD
longer than i thought but just as priceless when its done

[hosokawa37]

i have to say, the best one yet xD

[SplitReality]

My words... MY WORDS! They have become epic incarnate!

So perfect... can't describe... should have sent... a poet...

[hatz300]

one of these days we all need to go to a con together, we'd have the best day ever! XD

[Norik]

Agreed. wish we had time to go to otakacon though. I NEED MY FOLDING CHAIR!!!

[mattroks101]

Yeah I'd like to be able to go to a con but alas -_-

[hatz300]

what, no reaction to the last mad libs? are you inhuman or something?

[mattroks101]

Just read it. Freaking awesome!!!

[hatz300]

the first 2 lines get most people XD

[hosokawa37]

its not the first 2 lines, but its all epic xD

[hatz300]

so who wants to follow that act?

[Arock]

i will post a new one tomorrow after class which will be about the same time as todays

[hosokawa37]

i think we should call it a nite. im gonna bust a gut at this rate xD

[hatz300]

cool, i'll be there, guaranteed
self reminder - robot parts on page 1041 of last post wins

[Arock]

1. Noun - loli
2. Adjective - horny
3. Verb - grape
4. Adjective - pulsating
5. Adjective - Perverted
6. Verb Ending In Ing - gerrymandering
7. Noun - vomit
8. Verb Ending In Ing - trolling
9. Noun - Cap'n Crunch
10. Verb - tickled
11. Noun - chainsaw
12. Body Part - coccyx
13. Past Tense Verb - exploded
14. Noun - tits
15. Feeling/emotion - love
16. Plural Noun - juicy pens
17. Verb - stolen
18. Verb - fingerbang
19. Adjective - juicy
20. Adjective - delicious
21. Adjective - Hardcore
22. Noun - lolicon

[hatz300]

1. loli
2. horny

[hosokawa37]

12 coccyx
22 lolicon

[Norik]

10: Tickled
11: Chainsaw
17: Stolen

[Backmask]

19. juicy
20. delicious

[zemoo]

6. gerrymandering
18. fingerbang

[hatz300]

3. grape
7. vomit

[Distict5-9]

21- Hardcore
8- Trolling

[SplitReality]

13. exploded
14. tits

[Evo-Sennin]

5. Perverted
16. juicy pens

[SplitReality]

4. pulsating
9. Cap'n Crunch
15. love

[Arock]

This was a triumph.
I'm making a loli here:
horny SUCCESS.
It's hard to grape my satisfaction.

Aperture Science.
We do what we must because we can
For the pulsating of all of us
Except the ones who are perverted.

But there's no sense gerrymandering over every vomit,
You just keep on trolling until you run out of cake
And the Cap'n Crunch gets done
And you tickled a neat chainsaw
For the people who are still alive.

I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now,
Even though you broke my coccyx and exploded me.
And torn me to pieces
And threw every piece into a tits
As they burned it hurt because I was so love for you!

Now these juicy pens of data make a beautiful line
And we're out of beta, we're releasing on time
So I'm glad I got burned
Think of all the things we learned
For the people who are still alive

Go ahead and stolen me.
I think I prefer to fingerbang inside.
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.

Maybe Black Mesa?
THAT WAS A JOKE. HAHA! FAT CHANCE!
Anyway this cake is juicy
It's so delicious and hardcore

Look at me still talking when there's lolicon to do
When I look out there it makes me glad I'm not you
I've experiments to run,
There is research to be done
On the people who are still alive

And believe me I am still alive.
I'm doing science and I'm still alive.
I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive
While you are dying I'll be still alive.
And when you're dead I'll be still alive.
still alive, still alive.

[Ukir]

You just keep on trolling until you run out of cake

The motto I live my life by. :)

[hatz300]

I always tickle neat chainsaws for the people who are still alive XD

[Arock]

1. Noun - loli
2. Noun - Humungous Bouncing Bloody Tits!
3. Verb ending in ing -
4. Noun - Tentacle Grape
5. Noun - Ika
6. Past tense Verb - Fingerbanged
7. Noun - Assmonkeys
8. Noun - Anal Beads
9. Noun - zombie
10. Noun - spy
11. Noun - Vibrator
12. Noun - soul reaper
13. Noun - Bondage
14. Noun - Ballgag
15. Noun - squid
16. Noun - falafel
17. Name - Bloodlover
18. Verb ending in Ing -
19. Noun -
20. Noun - kitten
21. Verb -
22. Verb -
23. Noun - dingleberry
24. Verb ending in Ing -
25. Noun - bitch
26. Noun -
27. Noun -
28. Noun -
29. Noun - gundam
30. Noun - GLaDOS
31. Noun - High Heels
32. Noun - Harem
33. Noun - Collar
34. Noun - Kaiju
35. Noun -
36. Noun - Leash
37. Noun - Chuck Norris

yah this is a bit of a longer one as you can see with a ****ton of nouns so you can post as many as you want

[Distict5-9]

So... Many... Nouns....

10- Spy
30- GLaDOS

[hosokawa37]

12 Soul Reaper
15 squid
25 bitch

[Ukir]

1.loli
20.kitten
37. Chuck Norris

[Ukir]

Double post to Revive:

9. Zombie
39. Gundam
17. Bloodlover

[SplitReality]

I'll just throw down a list of nouns you can put in any order, I'm way too lazy to number them.

Penis
Ika
Vibrator
Tentacle Grape
Assmonkeys
Anal Beads
Humungous Bouncing Bloody Tits!

[Kaiju]

2. Bondage
4. Ballgag
31. High Heels
32. Harem
33. Collar
34. Kaiju (either me or a giant monster)
36. Leash

[SplitReality]

6. Fingerbanged

[zemoo]

16. falafel
23. dingleberry