[beriorgar]

i will now start the process of summoning dragenix, so we can use him to chase everyone out of cheyenne mountain and make it our safehouse for when we robbed fort knox to build ourselves a second eurodisney (yes, that was what it was all about)

ok, here goes!

http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd99/beriorgar/dragenixpentagram.jpg

now for the spell:

by the powers of desu, in this stormy night
let us gather all magic, for the epic fight
out of the darkness, the dragon will appear
together we will tame it, after we drank some beer
we will restrain the beast, just for our own good
i will ride it's head, and poke it with my foot
we'll fly to cheyenne mountail, and will take the place
dragenix will kill people, i'll still ride him with grace
so by the powers i have, dragenix will appear now
thus let us gather power, and all make a vow
we will never give up, we will never die
we won't be forgotten, and dragenix will fly

[Issitheus]

Dragenix, arise. Arise, Dragenix.

http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w86/CosmicScherzo/600064741_l.gif

[Filleraol]

It's...it's...I can see it...it's magnificent! Fly Flowerpuff , fly!

[Jazean]

this one...

"Naberius, alias Cerberus, is a valiant marquess, shewing himself in the form of a crow, when he speaks with a hoarse voice: he makes a man amiable and cunning in all arts, and specialty in rhetoric, he procures the loss of prelacies and dignities: nineteen legions hear (and obey) him."

and...

"Phoenix is a great marquess, appearing like the bird Phoenix, having a child's voice: but before he stands still before the conjurer, he sings many sweet notes. Then the exorcist with his companions must beware he give no ear to the Melodie, but must by and by bid him put on humane shape; then will he speaks marvelously of all wonderful sciences. He is an excellent poet, and obedient, he hopes to return to the seventh throne after a thousand two hundredth year, and governs twenty legions."

and lastly...

"Bune is a Great Duke, mighty and strong, who has thirty legions of demons under his command. He changes the place of the dead and makes them demons that are under his power to gather together upon those sepulchers. Bune makes men eloquent and wise, and gives true answers to their demands and also richness. He speaks with a comely high voice."

i think that should be all...

ARISE!

[beriorgar]

i think it failed, this is what i got:

http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd99/beriorgar/****atrice12.jpg

i'll go work on a new spell, but for now it's time to sleep
i'm still not feeling well, so i can use all the rest i can get

[Issitheus]

i think we fscked up...

[S.ifr]

I should get on more
D:

[Filleraol]

I should get on more
D:

Sometimes things happen fast in this forum, yes

[Mawelli]

We must feast on the failed dragenix and gather the new equipment. Why wasnt i informed we were summoning it =/

[beriorgar]

i'm not gonna order a new pentagram
this time, i'm making a brand new one
those pentagrams from mail-order companies are no good

[abyssion1337]

you can't summon powerful dragons with just a pentagram, you need a nonagram.

[Mawelli]

We need cooperation from all for the summoning to work properly. (The dragenix tastes like chicken :O but dont all meat ^^)

[beriorgar]

ok, i made us a nice nonagram for the summoning

http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd99/beriorgar/nonagramdragenix.jpg

now for the new spell:

the darkness is spreading, but our goal is clear
so let us all chant, for everyone to hear
dragenix will come, and will be tamed
it will humiliate him, he will be ashamed
i'll ride his back, and open the fight
his flames will tear, trough the dark night
enemies burned, beyond reconision
we will keep going, it's our submission
submit the fire, and feed the flames
let people know, wer'e not playing games
we will sucseed, for we aren't dumb
so this instant, dragenix will come

[Mawelli]

Behold!! The great dragenix is appearing from its fiery pit of death!! :O

[beriorgar]

*poof*

http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd99/beriorgar/dragenix.jpg

yes, that actually is the epic dragenix, google it and you'll find this picture
maybe a bit too cute, but still powerfull

[Issitheus]

Gentlemen... behold...

Flowerpuff, Lord of Darkness!

[beriorgar]

what's up with that flowerpuff of yours?

[Issitheus]

I thought we all agreed that that was the name?
and i was trying to come up with the most girly name possible for the most badass creature ever to be spawned on the internet.

[beriorgar]

i thought it was just gonna be dragenix
i got a nice idea btw, let's make this a kind of dungeons and dragons game
using mostly dragenix (and other random and funny things), it's our goal to conquer the world
i'll be the "dungeon master" so you'll be fighting against me
anyone can join in, just don't get too crazy with randomness like impossible ressurectings and stuff like that

anyone up for that sort of game?

[Issitheus]

never played D&D

[beriorgar]

doesn't matter, it's not like the real thing, and there are hardly any rules so it isn't that hard
the basic idea here is to take over the world RP style, but i will be there to try and stop your evil plot
as soon as i have been defeated, it will be time for a next round, and there will be a new "dungeon master"
just about anything goes, exept for REALLY impossible things
just a bit of rule bending is allright, like hovering and shooting fireballs and stuff
anime screenshots are nice aditions, but it's mostly gonna be text-based
that's about it as for the rules
so, are we gonna do this or not?

[Issitheus]

we all wake up in different cells in a dark dungeon. our first task is to escape.

[beriorgar]

you suddenly notice there is a long stick in your cell, the guard is sleeping, and the key is hanging on the opposite wall
(pretty easy)

[thedarkmessenger]

The obvious route would be to use said stick to get the keys, but instead I (or am I supposed to say "you"?), using the stick and my expert karate skills, break the cell bars, smash in the guard's head, steal the keys, and rush off to rescue everyone else. In other words, the FUN way! woot!
...was that alright or should I have done something different?

[Issitheus]

good! and, beriorgar, i think we're describing ourselves.
when i grab the long stick, i find that is is the mystical staff of wonders and, rather than get the keys, i shrink myself and escape, after which i return to normal size.

[Mawelli]

I take the long stick and dig my self out for 11 years until finally free.

[beriorgar]

do you really think thedarkmessenger and issitheus are gonna wait for 11 years?

[abyssion1337]

I was going to use the stick to escape but I decided it was a waste of time and infiltrating the guard's dream and scaring him into releasing me was much more fun.

[thedarkmessenger]

Okay, here's the plan. First, I'll open the cell door, then Issitheus, you'll hit Mawelli with a sleep spell while Abys grabs him and we all run out of the dungeon. When Mawelli comes to, we'll just tell him it's 11 years later and he was sleep digging all this time.

[beriorgar]

ok, so your'e out of the dungeon
now it seems you are in some kind of courtyard in a castle
the walls are 7 meters high, and there are huge doors with armed guards on the inside as well as on the outside
how to get out of the castle?

[smeegs]

i happened to be carrying dynamite in my back pocket and we ask the guards for some matches? is this good or too awsome?



MODIFY: bad spelling

[thedarkmessenger]

asking the guards for matches probably isn't the best idea...seeing as how they're out to stop us. hmm...I'll use "Scan" on them and see what their intelligence stat is.

[Mawelli]

Seeing that the inside guargs intelligence is +10 i decided to take the same stick and start digging to distract the guards while the rest of you think of a cunning plan. cunning as a fox i might add ^^

[S.ifr]

I'm lost.

[abyssion1337]

We could kill all the guards and stack up their corpses to climb out.

[Issitheus]

i vote we knock out mawelli again and use him as a weapon against the guards. you know, we throw him at them or something.

[Issitheus]

ooh! really quick! i got a scenario!

just prior to these events, we successfully summoned the dragenix, but were sent hurdling through time and/or space because of the summoning process. we arrived in a strange land in a grassy field. before we can do anything, the dragenix flies off and we are captured by guards, who take us to the cells, but they knocked us unconscious during the capturing. we woke up in the cells.

like it?

[daikaisho vanguard]

Sure.

There was something wrong with my last meal, so I've got a terrible stomachache. I pull down the pants and start farting and ignites the dynamite that way.

Now there's a large hole in the wall, what now?
I guess we take our leave.

[Issitheus]

actually, we haven't taken out the guards yet. castle courtyards are wuite large from what i understand, and you just caught their attention. now the entire castle is probably after us. we can't outrun them. smooth.

and besides, you need an ignition source. farts are flammable, but you need a flame to ignite them. so we're still in the courtyard and all walls are intact, i guess.

[Jazean]

simple answer, i'll start acting crazy and suicidal, when they come to take me to solitary, you guys jump um... if not i'll escape in the way taught to me by the 4 year olds i've watched, wriggle and kick.

WRIGGLE AND KICK!

[thedarkmessenger]

I think I'm gonna try getting out Yu-Gi-Oh! style...by challenging them all to a duel and defeating them in a children's card game, one-by-one, which, for some reason, will convince them to let us go.

[Mawelli]

I knock all of you out with my trusty stick and trip the guards with it and carry you all out of the castle.

[Filleraol]

You guys..I'm disguised as one of the guards, I could just let you out if you want..

[beriorgar]

guess that's unbeateble, so your'e out of the castle
now you need a safehouse because it's gonna rain acid
and a change of clothes because you are walking around with prison clothes
(filleraol's guard clothing accidently got torn up during the escape, and there's no way to fix it anymore)

double mission: you might have to split up into teams for greater effectiveness

[Mawelli]

Assuming Filleraol didnt throw his trusty guard sword away, i group with him to go threaten random furry animals and possible bears to find a cave...

[thedarkmessenger]

Assuming Filleraol didnt throw his trusty guard sword away, i group with him to go threaten random furry animals and possible bears to find a cave...

me too, my sword got destroyed during the escape :(. Once we kill the bear we should use it's fur to make us some clothes.

[Mawelli]

Assuming Filleraol didnt throw his trusty guard sword away, i group with him to go threaten random furry animals and possible bears to find a cave...

me too, my sword got destroyed during the escape :(. Once we kill the bear we should use it's fur to make us some clothes.

yes, killing a few bears we get some clothing, but we still need to find shelter from the acid rain =/

[Issitheus]

i could use the mystical staff of wonders (i need to come up with a better name... BAD) to make one, but it might attract the attention of any wizards in our vicinity, which might not be a good thing.

[Mawelli]

We could use the bears bones as the main frame for a tent. The cover could be made by your mystical staff of wonders, using very basic and small magic to avoid the wizards. Also i could dig holes with my trusty stick to make enough noise for them not to notice...

[Issitheus]

for who not to notice?

[Jazean]

i'm assuming h means the squirrels whose territory we are most likely infringing upon, everyone guard your nuts they might try to take them from you...

*goes and finds a good hitting stick*

[thedarkmessenger]

erm...couldn't we just use the cave in which we found the bears?

[Mawelli]

Uhm well, sure? Ok we use the cave, but ill dig holes with the stick as traps and as a barrier so the acid rain doesnt flow into the cave ^^

[thedarkmessenger]

and I'll put up my all-powerful force field to protect us!!! and by "All-powerful" I mean "I'm exaggerating it's power in hopes that the enemy won't call my bluff" :P

[smeegs]

the squirells attcked us and someone died but i forgot who
it wasent me ;D

[Mawelli]

You were dreaming, you were still knocked out from the time in the courtyard of the castle. We dug holes and had the all-powerfull force field set up. beriorgar....

[Mawelli]

Omg double post! But beriorgar we need the next scene...oh great dungeon master!

[thedarkmessenger]

erm...did we kill him by mistake somehow?

[Mawelli]

no ideas :o that would be some uber hack spell to be able to kill the dungeon master...i wann continue this epic adventure.... =/

[thedarkmessenger]

no ideas :o that would be some uber hack spell to be able to kill the dungeon master...i wann continue this epic adventure.... =/

me toos, but it seems this thread haz died...:(

[Filleraol]

no ideas :o that would be some uber hack spell to be able to kill the dungeon master...i wann continue this epic adventure.... =/

me toos, but it seems this thread haz died...:(

It seems like beriorgar died along with this thread.. =(

[Mawelli]

no ideas :o that would be some uber hack spell to be able to kill the dungeon master...i wann continue this epic adventure.... =/

me toos, but it seems this thread haz died...:(

It seems like beriorgar died along with this thread.. =(

indeed, should we have a funeral to commemorate his memory?

[S.ifr]

no ideas :o that would be some uber hack spell to be able to kill the dungeon master...i wann continue this epic adventure.... =/

me toos, but it seems this thread haz died...:(

It seems like beriorgar died along with this thread.. =(

indeed, should we have a funeral to commemorate his memory?

I don't think we should kill him off without his consent.
:p

[thedarkmessenger]

no ideas :o that would be some uber hack spell to be able to kill the dungeon master...i wann continue this epic adventure.... =/

me toos, but it seems this thread haz died...:(

It seems like beriorgar died along with this thread.. =(

indeed, should we have a funeral to commemorate his memory?

I don't think we should kill him off without his consent.
:p

we're not. We're wondering where he is :P

[asukafan8]

no ideas :o that would be some uber hack spell to be able to kill the dungeon master...i wann continue this epic adventure.... =/

me toos, but it seems this thread haz died...:(

It seems like beriorgar died along with this thread.. =(

indeed, should we have a funeral to commemorate his memory?

I don't think we should kill him off without his consent.
:p

we're not. We're wondering where he is :P

Another quote chain *rolls eyes* sounds like fun

[Mawelli]

no ideas :o that would be some uber hack spell to be able to kill the dungeon master...i wann continue this epic adventure.... =/

me toos, but it seems this thread haz died...:(

It seems like beriorgar died along with this thread.. =(

indeed, should we have a funeral to commemorate his memory?

I don't think we should kill him off without his consent.
:p

we're not. We're wondering where he is :P

Another quote chain *rolls eyes* sounds like fun

this is not just any quote chain! Its "where is beriorgar, what happened to him" quote chain. This is a serious one..

[Filleraol]

no ideas :o that would be some uber hack spell to be able to kill the dungeon master...i wann continue this epic adventure.... =/

me toos, but it seems this thread haz died...:(

It seems like beriorgar died along with this thread.. =(

indeed, should we have a funeral to commemorate his memory?

I don't think we should kill him off without his consent.
:p

we're not. We're wondering where he is :P

Another quote chain *rolls eyes* sounds like fun

this is not just any quote chain! Its "where is beriorgar, what happened to him" quote chain. This is a serious one..

Exactly, we're trying to solve this mysterious disappearance...even though we're not actually doing anything to solve it ^^ . All we can do is scream " BERIORGAR, WHERE ARE YOU!?!?" ....

[thedarkmessenger]

no ideas :o that would be some uber hack spell to be able to kill the dungeon master...i wann continue this epic adventure.... =/

me toos, but it seems this thread haz died...:(

It seems like beriorgar died along with this thread.. =(

indeed, should we have a funeral to commemorate his memory?

I don't think we should kill him off without his consent.
:p

we're not. We're wondering where he is :P

Another quote chain *rolls eyes* sounds like fun

this is not just any quote chain! Its "where is beriorgar, what happened to him" quote chain. This is a serious one..

Exactly, we're trying to solve this mysterious disappearance...even though we're not actually doing anything to solve it ^^ . All we can do is scream " BERIORGAR, WHERE ARE YOU!?!?" ....

10th post! woot!...
...
and on a far more serious note WHAT HAPPENED TO THIS GAME AND IT'S DUNGEON MASTER?!?!?!

[S.ifr]

no ideas :o that would be some uber hack spell to be able to kill the dungeon master...i wann continue this epic adventure.... =/

me toos, but it seems this thread haz died...:(

It seems like beriorgar died along with this thread.. =(

indeed, should we have a funeral to commemorate his memory?

I don't think we should kill him off without his consent.
:p

we're not. We're wondering where he is :P

Another quote chain *rolls eyes* sounds like fun

this is not just any quote chain! Its "where is beriorgar, what happened to him" quote chain. This is a serious one..

Exactly, we're trying to solve this mysterious disappearance...even though we're not actually doing anything to solve it ^^ . All we can do is scream " BERIORGAR, WHERE ARE YOU!?!?" ....

10th post! woot!...
...
and on a far more serious note WHAT HAPPENED TO THIS GAME AND IT'S DUNGEON MASTER?!?!?!

Don't ask me O:

[Filleraol]

no ideas :o that would be some uber hack spell to be able to kill the dungeon master...i wann continue this epic adventure.... =/

me toos, but it seems this thread haz died...:(

It seems like beriorgar died along with this thread.. =(

indeed, should we have a funeral to commemorate his memory?

I don't think we should kill him off without his consent.
:p

we're not. We're wondering where he is :P

Another quote chain *rolls eyes* sounds like fun

this is not just any quote chain! Its "where is beriorgar, what happened to him" quote chain. This is a serious one..

Exactly, we're trying to solve this mysterious disappearance...even though we're not actually doing anything to solve it ^^ . All we can do is scream " BERIORGAR, WHERE ARE YOU!?!?" ....

10th post! woot!...
...
and on a far more serious note WHAT HAPPENED TO THIS GAME AND IT'S DUNGEON MASTER?!?!?!

Don't ask me O:

No one really knows...except for beriorgar himself maybe.
We have to look for clues.

[Mawelli]

no ideas :o that would be some uber hack spell to be able to kill the dungeon master...i wann continue this epic adventure.... =/

me toos, but it seems this thread haz died...:(

It seems like beriorgar died along with this thread.. =(

indeed, should we have a funeral to commemorate his memory?

I don't think we should kill him off without his consent.
:p

we're not. We're wondering where he is :P

Another quote chain *rolls eyes* sounds like fun

this is not just any quote chain! Its "where is beriorgar, what happened to him" quote chain. This is a serious one..

Exactly, we're trying to solve this mysterious disappearance...even though we're not actually doing anything to solve it ^^ . All we can do is scream " BERIORGAR, WHERE ARE YOU!?!?" ....

10th post! woot!...
...
and on a far more serious note WHAT HAPPENED TO THIS GAME AND IT'S DUNGEON MASTER?!?!?!

Don't ask me O:

No one really knows...except for beriorgar himself maybe.
We have to look for clues.

Well, first of all he disappeared right after our cave incident, what could have happened during that time..

[smeegs]

no ideas :o that would be some uber hack spell to be able to kill the dungeon master...i wann continue this epic adventure.... =/

me toos, but it seems this thread haz died...:(

It seems like beriorgar died along with this thread.. =(

indeed, should we have a funeral to commemorate his memory?

I don't think we should kill him off without his consent.
:p

we're not. We're wondering where he is :P

Another quote chain *rolls eyes* sounds like fun

this is not just any quote chain! Its "where is beriorgar, what happened to him" quote chain. This is a serious one..

Exactly, we're trying to solve this mysterious disappearance...even though we're not actually doing anything to solve it ^^ . All we can do is scream " BERIORGAR, WHERE ARE YOU!?!?" ....

10th post! woot!...
...
and on a far more serious note WHAT HAPPENED TO THIS GAME AND IT'S DUNGEON MASTER?!?!?!

Don't ask me O:

No one really knows...except for beriorgar himself maybe.
We have to look for clues.

Well, first of all he disappeared right after our cave incident, what could have happened during that time..


maybe he got lost in the cave trying to see if he could walk all the way through

[Filleraol]

no ideas :o that would be some uber hack spell to be able to kill the dungeon master...i wann continue this epic adventure.... =/

me toos, but it seems this thread haz died...:(

It seems like beriorgar died along with this thread.. =(

indeed, should we have a funeral to commemorate his memory?

I don't think we should kill him off without his consent.
:p

we're not. We're wondering where he is :P

Another quote chain *rolls eyes* sounds like fun

this is not just any quote chain! Its "where is beriorgar, what happened to him" quote chain. This is a serious one..

Exactly, we're trying to solve this mysterious disappearance...even though we're not actually doing anything to solve it ^^ . All we can do is scream " BERIORGAR, WHERE ARE YOU!?!?" ....

10th post! woot!...
...
and on a far more serious note WHAT HAPPENED TO THIS GAME AND IT'S DUNGEON MASTER?!?!?!

Don't ask me O:

No one really knows...except for beriorgar himself maybe.
We have to look for clues.

Well, first of all he disappeared right after our cave incident, what could have happened during that time..


maybe he got lost in the cave trying to see if he could walk all the way through

Maybe there was a Manbearpig in there who killed him, and ate his arms and legs.
We need to go back and find out.

[Issitheus]

WAIT i figured it out. it did rain acid, but beriorgar couldn't get inside and was dissolved

[Filleraol]

WAIT i figured it out. it did rain acid, but beriorgar couldn't get inside and was dissolved

Yeah, now that I think about it in a sober state, I remember....He died a very painful death.
But I'm still hoping that he'll resurrect somehow!

[Mawelli]

Well, this means that a new quest has been started, resurrect beriorgar ^^ Who will be the dungeon master?

[Filleraol]

Well I suck at these kinda things so someone else will have to be "it"

[Mawelli]

Someone with a great imagination, but not overexagerating...well....maybe you can xD

[thedarkmessenger]

I could, but I think you should since you're the one who suggested the resurrection quest :P

[Mawelli]

Lol well sure...hmmm

Noticing that our dungeon master beriorgar died, to resurrect him we need to find the only great wizard of resurrection who can do this, but there is no clue what so ever as to where his current position is.

Leaving the holed cave with big barriers and dead bears, you need to find a high spot to search for a village. To the left there is a hill, to the right there are tall trees and to the south there is a big squirrel. You are still chased by the guards after the acid rain and have time for one place.

[thedarkmessenger]

Let's split up! I'll go with the trees...they sound funner :P

[flamingbambi]

I say the squirrel! we can capture it and RIDE IT TO THE VILLAGE! RAWR!

[thedarkmessenger]

*is climbing the tree* I think I may have to rez this thread as well.

[Mawelli]

meh seems like this is so dead that only 2 answer...sad =( oh well while climbing the tree, the squirrel which was captured climbs ahead of you to the top of the tree, making you fall down. From the top of the tree you can see a village, a few kilometers to the southnorthwesteast direction. falmingbambi comes down to pick you up on his squirrel and you ride off to the village, but behold we have a battle :O

Fisherman wants to fight. Fisherman sends double-hawk.

(fight this out :D)

[Filleraol]

I'm running, trying to catch up with thedarkmessenger and flamingbambi.
I earlier went back to see if beriorgar was alive, and now I'm 2 kilometers behind.
I still have my sword and I'm trying to catch up before the fight is over.

[Issitheus]

i have no idea what is going on. Mawelli made no sense at all.

[S.ifr]

I've been lost for a pretty long time now.

[Filleraol]

I think we're on a quest to find a great wizard that can resurrect the dead beriorgar, so we can continue to summon the dragenix..
Now thedarkmessenger spotted a village while climbing a tree and is riding a squirrel with flamingbambi, but they encounter an enemy which they'll have to fight to get to the village....and I'm trying to catch up with them....something like that... ^^" `? Have no idea what happened to the rest, back in the acid rain..

[S.ifr]

I think we're on a quest to find a great wizard that can resurrect the dead beriorgar, so we can continue to summon the dragenix..
Now thedarkmessenger spotted a village while climbing a tree and is riding a squirrel with flamingbambi, but they encounter an enemy which they'll have to fight to get to the village....and I'm trying to catch up with them....something like that... ^^" `? Have no idea what happened to the rest, back in the acid rain..

I see I see.. thanks =D

[Issitheus]

okay...

can i just use my mystical staff of wonders to interrogate innocent bystanders as to the location of the resurrection wizard guy?

[thedarkmessenger]

I'm supposed to fight...a fishermen...

I attack double-hawk with RANDOM!!!
*crosses fingers*

[Mawelli]

thedarkmessenger hits double-hawk with RANDOM for 42 hp.
double-hawk uses double attack.

and sure you can interrogate innocent bystanders if you like :D

[Filleraol]

I'm still running, I have 1 kilometer left until I'm there..

[S.ifr]

I'm flying over there :P

[beriorgar]

as you fly over, you notice beriorgar lying half-dead in a big crack between a couple of rocks
he's injured, but still alive, what will you do now?

[thedarkmessenger]

if the big crack is close enough to the battle, I let the newbie guy handle the battle while I go back to cast heal, otherwise I just let S.ifr deal with it and attack double hawk with FALCON PUUUUUUUUUUUNCH!

[Filleraol]

as you fly over, you notice beriorgar lying half-dead in a big crack between a couple of rocks
he's injured, but still alive, what will you do now?

omg, he's back!! ;D
And I've catched up now and I swing my sword at the fisherman along with the falcon punch. Combo!

[beriorgar]

i'm healing myself, and after that i climb out of the big rock crack
now what to do? any ideas?

[Issitheus]

find the resurrection wizard anyways?

[beriorgar]

who needs ressurection then?

[Mawelli]

well...Elvis?

But searching him is fun so we might as well continue ^^ beriorgar want to continue as dungeon master?

[Issitheus]

yes... and maybe the wizard can join our group, in case we need him.

[thedarkmessenger]

yes... and maybe the wizard can join our group, in case we need him.

none of us can cast rez (which is obvious as we had to start a quest to rez beriorgar instead of do it ourselves) and someone's BOUND to die again later on...so we should find the wizard anyway and make him join us. :P

[S.ifr]

I get stabbed by a milkman.

[Useful]

I enter as the rez wizard. My stats are: level 42 monk with 80% of training in hand-to-hand and 20% into healing/buffs, mainly the resurrection and durability skills.

I rez S.ifr and go toe-to-toe with the milkman (creep that he is).

Does the GM approve?

[S.ifr]

I rez S.ifr and go toe-to-toe with the milkman (creep that he is).

I was turned into a mudkip ?

[Useful]

unfortunately, I'd have to get a transformation mage to do that...

[S.ifr]

unfortunately, I'd have to get a transformation mage to do that...

Find one :P
Then we'd be unstoppable.

[Mawelli]

I enter as the rez wizard. My stats are: level 42 monk with
Does the GM approve?

wuut a rez WIZARD that is MONK! :D oh well now we need a new quest...oh dungeon master guide us!

[Issitheus]

I enter as the rez wizard. My stats are: level 42 monk with 80% of training in hand-to-hand and 20% into healing/buffs, mainly the resurrection and durability skills.

I rez S.ifr and go toe-to-toe with the milkman (creep that he is).

Does the GM approve?

no! quest first! or we could do the quest only to find that youre the resurrection wizard

[S.ifr]

We need a transformation mage as well.

[Mawelli]

ok, we do the quest only to realise he is the resurrection wizard...and that we were actually searching for the transformation mage all along :D

[Issitheus]

ok, we do the quest only to realise he is the resurrection wizard...and that we were actually searching for the transformation mage all along :D

stop trying to cheat!

[daikaisho vanguard]

I enter as the rez wizard. My stats are: level 42 monk with 80% of training in hand-to-hand and 20% into healing/buffs, mainly the resurrection and durability skills.

I rez S.ifr and go toe-to-toe with the milkman (creep that he is).

Does the GM approve?


that's some very undetailed stats. What about HP, miscellanous skills, equipment, etc.
And what does level 42 actually mean?
If were talking AD&D, it's rather extreme, since the table of XP needed to increase level goes to 20, while, as far as I've heard, it's not impressive in WOW.

[Mawelli]

lol the GM decides"!

[thedarkmessenger]

*haz no idea what the f#@^ happened with his "FALCON PUUUUUUUUUUUNCH!" attack on the double hawk, or what the f@%# is happening with the others now*

[Filleraol]

I dunno what's going on =/
I was fighting the fisherman with you, and now everything kinda stopped..

[Mawelli]

yeah...well i think you attacked this giant enemy double-hawk to its weak point to do massive damage based on AMVHell history... :P so it fleed

[daikaisho vanguard]

Oh crab!

[Mawelli]

the fisherman is still alive! only the double-hawk fleed.

Fisherman chooses double-moose.
Double-moose uses doubleantlertornado attack.
Hits filleraol for -23 damage..

[smeegs]

this is starting to sound like pokemanz

[thedarkmessenger]

the fisherman is still alive! only the double-hawk fleed.

Fisherman chooses double-moose.
Double-moose uses doubleantlertornado attack.
Hits filleraol for -23 damage..

epic failz :P
This creature is either trying to catch us off-guard...or it's really that stupid. I attack with fruit punch. :P

[S.ifr]

I set myself in defense mode.

[Mawelli]

i took my antiantler shield, which reflects all damage done...lets just wait for it to attack itself to death ^^

[thedarkmessenger]

i took my antiantler shield, which reflects all damage done...lets just wait for it to attack itself to death ^^

aww...

*sets self in defense mode*

[Mawelli]

the double-moose is almost dead...someone to the killing strike!

[thedarkmessenger]

FALCON PUUUUUUUUUUUNCH!
After this I should go find a new signature move rather than steal someone else's :P

[S.ifr]

*sets self in attack mode*

geezus my fingers are frozen

[Mawelli]

i used some antifingerfreeze liquid you should be fine now! attaaack!!

[S.ifr]

*suits up*

[thedarkmessenger]

*iz still in the process of using FALCON PUUUUUUUUUUUNCH!*

[S.ifr]

Citirus Punch ?

[Mawelli]

as long as the double-moose is killed...will you kill it already? :D

[S.ifr]

I'm not that powerful yet. Somone else do it.

[thedarkmessenger]

*iz still using FALCON PUUUUUUUUUUUNCH!* Can the dungeon master let the attack hit now, plz?

[S.ifr]

FOR NARRRNNIIIIAAAAAA!!!!
http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/narnia-5.jpg

[Mawelli]

luls the falcon punch hit Aslan who fell on the double-moose infilicting splash damge of [5*(skill lvl)-25+134/3.75]

double-moose has been defeated
aslan is exhausted

[S.ifr]

*flies away*

[daikaisho vanguard]

Oh, so that's why you're waving your arms like that.

[S.ifr]

*snipped down*

[Mawelli]

seems like the fisherman has been defeated, now we should ride the squirrel to the nearest town for supplies. Someone have any money?

[thedarkmessenger]

I haz exactly 1g. Woot! 1 whole gold! Oh, and all my adventuring with Amaterasu (bonus points for everyone who gets the reference) left me with somewhere between 200,000 and 300,000 yen, all of which I was hoping to buy a super-special-awesome divine weapon with. (preferebly a glaive weapon and/or a reflector)

[Issitheus]

im lost again.

[S.ifr]

*gets armored up*
I have a super special awesome sword.

[Filleraol]

What has happened here?
i think i fell asleep or something

[S.ifr]

FILLERAOL!
WHERE WERE YOU?
DX

and why did you leave WhatPulse ?

[Filleraol]

I actually don't know where i was...
but there were teletubbies and carebears everywhere, fighting each other..scary as dell

whatpulse: dunno, i'll join it again. we gotta get moar members thou ^^

[S.ifr]

Yeah, get back on WP
we should really recuit more members...

[thedarkmessenger]

I actually don't know where i was...
but there were teletubbies and carebears everywhere, fighting each other..scary as dell

whatpulse: dunno, i'll join it again. we gotta get moar members thou ^^

that DOES sound scary o.O

[S.ifr]

Sounds more fun that scary to me.

[Filleraol]

If you think heads, intestines and other various things flying around are fun...then, it was fun...but no, trust me.
I almost got a teletubbies head through the chest, but I managed to dodge it.

[Mawelli]

well, im thinking of buying a weapon of reincartnation...need money though :o

[Filleraol]

du you have something you can sell ?

[S.ifr]

I think I do, and I'll sell it at good price too.

[Filleraol]

Then we must find a village where we can sell it, and get the weapon of reincarnation.
I'm totally lost in this thread right now

[S.ifr]

You are not the only one my friend.
*swims away*

oi ;o

[Issitheus]

if im correct, were nowhere NEAR water!

[Filleraol]

Well. I take my trusted 8 legged horse sleipner which i stole from some random guy, and i ride somewhere.
Don't know where I'll end up!

[S.ifr]

if im correct, were nowhere NEAR water!


Who the heck said we needed water to swim ?
We defy everything on a daily basis.

[Issitheus]

ah, so thats how i manage to call my weapon the mystical staff of wonders and nobody calls me on how stupid it sounds.

[S.ifr]

Don't be stupid!
*whack!*


jk. :P

[Filleraol]

my horse died, I won't be going anywhere after all =(

[S.ifr]

*buys a horse*

[Mawelli]

ill use the big ass squirrel we found nearby the cave. I thinks i can sell some coffee beans and a broken version of Super Smash Bros. Melee

[S.ifr]

I'm also selling some bootlegs to ye old pesants in thee pub.

[Filleraol]

I don't have anything to sell, only myself.
Don't think that'll help much. Oh but I can slaughter my 8 legged horse that died and sell the meat ^^

[S.ifr]

Wasn't your horse already dead ?

[Filleraol]

oh yeah, do'h.
I take my dead horse and makes hamburgers out of it, and intend to sell them in the nearest village.
But I don't have any ketchup, hmm =/

[S.ifr]

I have tomatoes, close enough ?

[Filleraol]

That'll do great!
I have some sugar and some E202 and other things so I'll just have to mash it all together.

[Mawelli]

ok great idea, while your at making those horseburgers you could try and get some info as of the location of the resurrection wizard (or was it the transforming one we are after? :D)

[Filleraol]

I'll do that. I take the hamburgers and ride to the village on the horse that S.ifr bought.
BBS

[Mawelli]

I have just enough money for an epic spear of ice and flame. This leaves me with only pants..any1 have some extra clothings?

[S.ifr]

*poofs in*
oh~hohohoho~!

I have no idea what's going on anymore so I reward you all with some glow in teh dark stickers, pajamas with your names on it, a goldfish, Friends DVD; 4th series, a superman cape and a talking chimp.


oh~hohohohohohohohohoho~!
*explodes into confetti*

[Mawelli]

Yatta! With these flashy pieces of clothing, starfish and the FRIENDS DVD we can easily put up an show for people to get interested in our wares!!

*Does random dance, singing*

~the hillllllls are aliveeeeeeee...with the souund of muuuusiiiiic~

[Filleraol]

And I just sold all the hamburgers! I said they were made from cow meat and they bought the story.

And I heard that the resurrection wizard is located in a tower 5 kilometers to the north.
..I should go to sleep now.

[S.ifr]

Let's sell some pigs.

[Mawelli]

sure...do you have some pigs? well i got all my crap sold with my beautiful musical ^^ no i have this ultimate spear of ice and flame! When we are ready we should start heading north towards the resurrection wizard

[Issitheus]

Okay. We were randomly attacked by some people (we don't know who they are), and they managed to take the lives of some of us. We are currently holding them hostage. What do we do? (BTW beriorgar seems to have died in the battle so i'm taking his position.)

[Filleraol]

we should try to make them talk!
and ask who they are, where they come from and who they work for.

[abyssion1337]

I forced them to watch BBC till they developed accents

[Mawelli]

what program? goodness gracious me? that should develpo their accents enough to talk!

[acutekat]

i havent posted in here odly enuf

[Issitheus]

Methinks this thread needs reviving... I'm the tale-spinner-person, after all.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

so...i read some of this thread...and it is pretty much just randomness.

[Issitheus]

But we must continue teh story!

[abyssion1337]

ok I can do that: A black hole opens up and sucks up the entire world, there were no survivors and we all died.


THE END

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

I'm addicted to women!

[Jazean]

^ congrats? i think

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Well yah......right?

[Mawelli]

hahahaha! Women! Hah! You poor guy. Im addicted to girls. Don't you notice that there is 'men' in 'women' and 'male' in 'female'? :P

[Issitheus]

Can we get back on-topic here?

[Mawelli]

Bump!! HAHAHAHAHAH! :D

[Filleffs]

w00t, what's going on here!?

[Mawelli]

w00t, what's going on here!?

It's illegal bumping of an old thread. I just remembered it for some reason and had to bump. Was an awesome thread as long as it lasted :D

[Filleffs]

w00t, what's going on here!?

It's illegal bumping of an old thread. I just remembered it for some reason and had to bump. Was an awesome thread as long as it lasted :D

It sure was...it should never have died..

[Issitheus]

I hereby use my uber mod powers to revive it.

[Filleffs]

Great!
So what do we do now?

[Issitheus]

Where did we leave off?

[Filleffs]

some people randomly attacked us, killed some of us (beriorgar, TDM I suppose)
We captured them and tortured them to make them talk, and now...well
cake?

[Issitheus]

well what did they tell us?

[Filleffs]

I'm afraid their leaders cut off their vocal cords before sending them to kill us..

[Issitheus]

Damn it! Have our scouts (the people that haven't joined back in yet) returned yet?

[Mawelli]

Yes I have! I bare imporant news. beriorgar has transcended to a spirit world and is unable to return thus. But communication with him through the stone of ultimate non-sensical truth is possible. We should proceed to try and get these stones. Agreed?

(would need some clothes first though since i sold them earlier for moneys...)

[Issitheus]

and what happened to the money?

and i say we search for the stones naked.

[Mawelli]

Ok naked is fine as long as I don't get cold. Oh well a drunken monkey trnasvestite withe herpes stole them from me...don't as how

Anyways where should we start looking first?

[abyssion1337]

why don't we just revamp this thread for a D&D game, it would be fun

[Issitheus]

it's essentially a DND game, actually. Beri passed the role of dungeon master onto me.

[Mawelli]

it's essentially a DND game, actually. Beri passed the role of dungeon master onto me.

Or did you just decide to become the dungeon master? Oh well fine with me anyways :D

[Issitheus]

well it was by agreement. beri disappeared, so everyone said i should take over. or at least, everyone agreed i should.

[abyssion1337]

he nominated himself but I mean a real D&D game; so Iss, buy a dungeon master's guide and everyone else should buy a player's guide (or you could all just look them up online come to think of it we'd also need a monster manual) we should also collaborate to create a balanced party

[Issitheus]

we could make a separate thread for that, let's try to keep this story going.

[Mawelli]

Ok, well this never was a serious D&D thread and I'm not too sure how it will work in these forums. You guys wanna really give it a try? Or keep it random as always?

[Issitheus]

We can try...

[abyssion1337]

it was only a suggestion

[Issitheus]

a suggestion that we can do. we just need copies of the manuals. TO TEH INTERWEBZ!!!

[Filleffs]

just link me and I'm on it

[Issitheus]

http://www.torrentz.com/2e45f9c81075e93da65bfe25fd6e8c58f995a5b9

[Filleffs]

w00tz nice

[abyssion1337]

well it looks like we'll be playing a 4th edition game

*EDIT* could you also get the monster manual, I'm thinking about a Drow ranger

[Issitheus]

or we could go with
http://www.torrentz.com/483bd7a7af977ca35de94dc6cfdf285888e779a2

[abyssion1337]

thanks

[Mawelli]

I'll have to wait until i get home but i'll download it then.