[asukafan8]

My zune was on the counter charging when the cat jumped on it and pulled it to the floor yanking the cable out of the bottom, bending most of the pins and pulling some out!!!! >:( >:( >:( >:(
Now my zune is going to have to go to a repair shop :'(
And that is why cats suck!

[S.ifr]

The suckness doesnt lie within the cat,
but rather the person ;p

[asukafan8]

The suckness doesnt lie within the cat,
but rather the person ;p

i'm realy sorry about the whole ecdc forums thing :(
realy, i am.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

cats rock

[abyssion1337]

I <3 CATS

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

o dude i know they freakin rock...
when their engines get purrin...
so cute

[abyssion1337]

CATS is the best http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff115/abyssion1337/CATS.jpg

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

HAHA!

http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn107/Meowmaster5/funny%20cats/needz20decaf.jpg

[Useful]

My zune was on the counter charging when the cat jumped on it and pulled it to the floor yanking the cable out of the bottom, bending most of the pins and pulling some out!!!! >:( >:( >:( >:(
Now my zune is going to have to go to a repair shop :&#39;(
And that is why cats suck!

Wait... your Zune broke from hitting the ground and you&#39;re mad at the CAT? Dude, get mad at Microsoft! Do you know how many times I&#39;ve dropped my iPod on the ground? Dozens! And it&#39;s fine! Get an iPod!

And love your cat! It was sending you a message! ;D

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

ugh hate frikin ipods..
i have a creative zen vision w...
kinda big but WICKED for watchin anime and stuff!

[Useful]

Why do you have iPods?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

becuz i bought one never worked..
replaced it dropped it once never worked,
so i bought a creative.
has better warrenty, stronger, and WAY easier to use.
i dont need a program to put music or tunes on it.
just plug it in,drag onto hardrive, then watch/listen.
i love it.
ipods definitly are the best looking tho.
and noone has a better scroll wheel.

[Useful]

Huh, that&#39;s kind of tempting. The proprietary nature of the software has always bugged me...

Also, to be honest, I use an impact resistant case. It ruins the famed good looks in a way... but not for me ;D. I&#39;m the kind of guy who thinks of duct tape on everything as a fashion statement, not proof that you&#39;re slightly crazy. Even my impact resistant case has duct tape on it!

What are the screen dimensions of the Zen? I might get one if my 30 gig video ever breaks down.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

4.3"
HUGE SCREEN!
and it has a compact flash slot...
so if u like photography its awesome!

http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e76/raspen/IMG_7156.jpg

[Useful]

Yeah, that&#39;s a good 50% larger than the Video screen... what about drive capacity? You can mention the larger versions even if you don&#39;t own them. I say this because I have 10 gigs of music on mine and keeps on going up... And I only have one video on there. If I got something that could use a lot of different formats, it would fill up INSANELY fast.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

30 GB or 60 GB.
that is another good thing about creative.
it takes avi format unlike ipod.
and most videos come in avi so its super easy.
it comes in either white or black.

[Useful]

Sweet. Loving it already... I think I might go black... it would match the Gorilla Tape I would coat it with.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

haha sweet,
i bought the beta mode,
like when it first came out so there was a gimmick with the removable disk section of the thing but they fixed that bug now.
so its a killing machine!
im trading the one i got now for a new one next time i go to future shop tho becuz theres a little crack on the corner after it fell outta my car.
and the kick ass warrenty lets me do so.
i should get a white one haha

[Useful]

Wow... physical damage isn&#39;t covered by the iPod warranty. I&#39;m loving the sound of these things!

And you know what they say: once you go black, you can&#39;t go back ;)

hehehe... >:D

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

hahaha no kidding! BLACKKKKKK!
yah the guy said even if one of the button lights didnt glow i could return it,
like i can return it for literally ANYTHING!

[1337uvis]

yeah, well, they feel really strongly about their production quality... since i had the same warranty on my speakers... it was for three friggin&#39; years... now five have passed and i still wouldn&#39;t have a reason to return them... darn.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

yah dude mine was 3 years to.
its pretty sweet

[Shooterman]

I hate cats because they attack my rats. >:(

[Useful]

I like cats because they are cats. They are independent thinkers and are never afraid to change their minds. They follow their instincts but learn from mistakes. And if they believe that something is right, then NO ONE will stand in their way!

Cats are the true Americans.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

except if u die in ur house they will eat u..
its happened twice already to old women..
doesnt sound loyal
BUT CATS FRIKIN RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[acutekat]

They do i have one but he hates me

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

lmao...
yah cats can be a bit sketchy....

[KazuoMM]

cats... the most faithful of the unfaithful

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

exactly

[Useful]

Hey... I&#39;m preeeetty sure that faith in a higher power (the owner) was more of a choice than a question of loyalty when they wrote the constitution. They&#39;re opportunists. Loyalty was not one of the listed characteristics or belief in ANY higher power, let alone an absolute one.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

ur still talking about cats right??????

[Filleraol]

It would depend on the cat if I like it or not.

[abyssion1337]

we stopped talking about cats a looooooooong time ago

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

o ok....are we talking about rodents?

[Filleraol]

we stopped talking about cats a looooooooong time ago

hey hey, for once I&#39;m trying to be on topic in a thread ;D

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

hahah...its fun when it goes off topic....
usually...
unless rapists do it! ???

[Ellen Feiss]

cats still are awsome

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

even nazi rapist cats!!!

[yagsnave]

even nazi rapist cats!!!


Closest thing I could come up with. http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb132/yagsnave/1209426703099.jpg

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

LMAO ;D

[Useful]

Wait a second... does that mean that you actually googled "Nazi rapist cats"?

Because if you did, you&#39;re pretty daring. Or shall I say, cavalier about your mental health.

[yagsnave]

Wait a second... does that mean that you actually googled "Nazi rapist cats"?

Because if you did, you&#39;re pretty daring. Or shall I say, cavalier about your mental health.


No, but I just might now that the idea is in my head (I got that picture on /c/).

[1337uvis]

I like cats because they are cats. They are independent thinkers and are never afraid to change their minds. They follow their instincts but learn from mistakes. And if they believe that something is right, then NO ONE will stand in their way!

Cats are the true Americans.

a pretty long *bump-quote* but still, couldn&#39;t help myself...
My cat fell out of the balcony... THREE TIMES!

[abyssion1337]

my cat is just lazy, she&#39;ll idly bat at a piece of string before getting bored and just watching it

[Issitheus]

my sister&#39;s cat is a total spaz. she&#39;ll be standing in the doorway of the bathroom doing absolutely nothing and if you walk down the hallway calmly she&#39;ll run down and across the hallway into my sister&#39;s room and run under the bed.

[abyssion1337]

my friend has one of the stupidest cats ever, he just does all this stupid crap all the time.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

i love stoopid cats becuz u can abuse them and they will still love u ;D

[abyssion1337]

the cat that lives across teh street from her house is always watching us; as if it&#39;s thinking of the best way to kill us, it&#39;s very creepy.

[the reel joey bevilacqua]

one time my naybor&#39;s cat chased my cat up a tree but my cat got tired and only went about 6 inches off the ground. so he just hung there while the other cat was scratching at him and eventuly got bored and left. it made me a little sad like a parent seeing his kid getting pick on :-\

[Chii]

cats one get animal but pretty stupid at times

[yagsnave]

Watching what you guys are doing to the English language makes me sad.

[jaw091]

i wish i knew the english lanuage

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

cats one get animal but pretty stupid at times


ya i agree with yagsnave...
like wtf did u juss write?

[Useful]

I like cats because they are cats. They are independent thinkers and are never afraid to change their minds. They follow their instincts but learn from mistakes. And if they believe that something is right, then NO ONE will stand in their way!

Cats are the true Americans.

a pretty long *bump-quote* but still, couldn&#39;t help myself...
My cat fell out of the balcony... THREE TIMES!

But the American thing about it is that the cat never got hurt. And always came back up. Unfortunately, not learning from their mistakes is a pretty American trait too.

[Adjacent Badger]

Watching what you guys are doing to the English language makes me sad.


Then lets move onto another language. What would you prefer? French? German? Spanish?
Or what about Volap?k?

Of course it would exclude most people, but the English language would not be mistreated.

[abyssion1337]

I&#39;d like it in english more it they could get the right voice actors for the right parts

[yagsnave]

When I actually did google "nazi rapist cats" this thread was the top hit. Is this awesome Y/N?

[Adjacent Badger]

I&#39;d say it&#39;s cool.

Doing the same search on Live or Yahoo does not have this thread within the first 30 hits.

[KazuoMM]

a pretty good reason why cats suck is because
since they a naitive species in most parts they are
they have a devestating impact on songbirds
which effects the the bugs which effects the trees...
its a continual chain... damn cats
but other than that cats are cool

[Ionzorg]

It&#39;s my personal belief that cats are fantastic, but hey, they haven&#39;t done anything to garner my hatred yet, so what can I say? The only negative things that I can say about my own cat is that he&#39;s really persistent, and he won&#39;t shut up if he wants something, and he sits in front of my computer, perpetually, unrelentingly and obviously pavonine, if I don&#39;t ascend from out of my comfortable loveseat nest?within which I compose these posts, among other essential activities that give me happiness?in order to tend to some insufferable need he may have, and he won&#39;t eat the same food twice in a row, and his constant attempts to mutilate aforementioned adored loveseat have left it in a tattered state of disrepair, etc.

But I mean, he&#39;s just so CUTE! :D

[Ionzorg]

Ah, here&#39;s the little intolerable feline now, lovingly pawing at my chest, a veritable simulacrum of ironic agony. Oh, who is so cute? You! Oh yes, the cutest kitty, ho ho...

[Useful]

Ah, here&#39;s the little intolerable feline now, lovingly pawing at my chest, a veritable simulacrum of ironic agony. Oh, who is so cute? You! Oh yes, the cutest kitty, ho ho...

... NOW GET YOUR CLAWS OUT OF MY CHEST!

Yes, I know the feeling. My cat is a total spaz-fest most of the time. He&#39;s around 11 pounds but looks a lot smaller than that. The disparity comes from his muscle mass... it&#39;s actually kind of scary. Since he runs around the house all day, or tears around outside, he&#39;s got this rugby player physique: you can feel the muscles on his forearms. Of course, his antics have also led him to have a brain like a rugby player: functional, but coated by a thick layer of dead brain cells. Me and my friend like to play games with him. My favorite is "cat-hat": you pick him up, sneak up behind the other person, then shout "CAT-HAT!" and drop the cat on the guy&#39;s head. It&#39;s pretty awesome to see my cat launch off the side of someone&#39;s head, shoving them off to the side per conservation of energy and punching 8 neat holes in their scalp.

[InuBokko]

Noted... Death Noted >:D

[jaw091]

&#39;if i started killing..there wouldnt be anyone left&#39; a quote from amv hell 3 i think (i dont think i quoted it right)

[Ionzorg]

Yeah, you got the gist of it. Didn&#39;t Charles Manson say that to parole officers? If so, like, what the f.



... NOW GET YOUR CLAWS OUT OF MY CHEST!

Yes, I know the feeling. My cat is a total spaz-fest most of the time. He&#39;s around 11 pounds but looks a lot smaller than that. The disparity comes from his muscle mass... it&#39;s actually kind of scary. Since he runs around the house all day, or tears around outside, he&#39;s got this rugby player physique: you can feel the muscles on his forearms. Of course, his antics have also led him to have a brain like a rugby player: functional, but coated by a thick layer of dead brain cells. Me and my friend like to play games with him. My favorite is "cat-hat": you pick him up, sneak up behind the other person, then shout "CAT-HAT!" and drop the cat on the guy&#39;s head. It&#39;s pretty awesome to see my cat launch off the side of someone&#39;s head, shoving them off to the side per conservation of energy and punching 8 neat holes in their scalp.


That&#39;s hilarious. :P Sounds like an extreme version of my cat in his younger years, I&#39;m pretty sure he&#39;s considered a "senior" now though, in cat years, of course. My driveway used to be littered with the corpses of birds and mice he&#39;d felled, and with other cats he was just a general badass around the neighbourhood. I&#39;m pretty sure he used to see things...in his head, invisible enemies, and try to kill them. And then hide out of fear, and then strike when he thinks they&#39;re not expecting him. Fun stuff. He&#39;s probably still insane, just not as energetic.

[jaw091]

i wish i had a cat

[abyssion1337]

I have a kat, it&#39;s awesome.

[jaw091]

imagin if all cats just turned into domos

[abyssion1337]

that would be awesome!

[jaw091]

now imagin if a domo was presedent

[abyssion1337]

you&#39;re pretty damned crazy, he wasn&#39;t born in the U.S. so he can&#39;t be our president; or do you mean where you live?

[jaw091]

i dont know really but domo is so powerful that he took over the white house and became president and i dont mean nz domo is just too cool for nz

[abyssion1337]

really, I always wanted to visit nz, it looks like a cool place.

[jaw091]

its alright but it gets boring i guess but a good place to retire to

[abyssion1337]

retire, that&#39;s way too far down the road but I&#39;ll keep it in mind

[jaw091]

well why dont you come here now airfare arnt going to go now anytime soon

[abyssion1337]

I just might

[jaw091]

but where will you live in wellington? and why are we talking about nz in a why cats sucks thread

[abyssion1337]

caused you started to talk about domo and then said nz wasn&#39;t that great

[jaw091]

yeah okay then well who cares :P


so where will you live in newzealand?

[abyssion1337]

I&#39;m not sure yet, do you know of a good place?

[jaw091]

wellington is pretty good

[abyssion1337]

cool, I&#39;ll look it up on wikipedia or something

[jaw091]

okay then

[1337uvis]

and to make sure: cats DON&#39;T suck. Especially catgirls :P

[Marco_1989]

and to make sure: cats DON&#39;T suck. Especially catgirls :P


True.. Catgirls are cool ;D

[abyssion1337]

catgirls are the best thing since sliced bread

[Marco_1989]

http://media.collegepublisher.com/media/paper890/stills/23dqrq7w.jpg

http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p222/Enocia/1124818067_catgirl.jpg

I like catgirls better :P

[abyssion1337]

my point is that before catgirls, sliced bread was the best thing ever

[Marco_1989]

I know, but just wanted to show that :P

*I have to go now, see you later*

[Ionzorg]

I don&#39;t! :)

If someone can find a picture containing catgirls somehow interacting with sliced bread, I will be thoroughly amazed and aroused. Search, search for the good of the forums!

[Filleraol]

Hmm, I didn&#39;t find anything...but then there&#39;s always photoshop =P

[Marco_1989]

lol there are pretty much pictures I can find, but not that lol. So photoshop is the best answer I guess :P

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

NO JOKE I HAVE SEEN ONE! IM GOING TO GO FIND IT!

[jaw091]

I don&#39;t! :)

If someone can find a picture containing catgirls somehow interacting with sliced bread, I will be thoroughly amazed and aroused. Search, search for the good of the forums!


i can understand the catgirls tarousing but sliced bread?

[KazuoMM]

I don&#39;t! :)

If someone can find a picture containing catgirls somehow interacting with sliced bread, I will be thoroughly amazed and aroused. Search, search for the good of the forums!


i can understand the catgirls tarousing but sliced bread?


its not just bread, its catgirls with bread
there&#39;s a major difference

[abyssion1337]

catgirls with sliced bread, OMG!! catgirls invented sliced bread

[Marco_1989]

Someone still has to post a picture though from a catgirl with sliced bread :P

[Ionzorg]

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i304/Ionzorg/catgirlswithbread.jpg

Son of a bitch...

[abyssion1337]

I guess it&#39;s time to use photoshop

[Marco_1989]

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i304/Ionzorg/catgirlswithbread.jpg

Son of a bitch...


lol you didn&#39;t get any results because you used the " .. "
Without those you will get results, only those are not what we are looking for lol :P

So photoshop is the best option I guess, but I am not to good at it and I am to lazy.. :P

* See you later, gotta go ^^*

[Ionzorg]

So photoshop is the best option I guess, but I am not to good at it and I am to lazy.. :P


Yeah, same thing here, I kind of suck. Do you think if we requested it on 4chan, someone would do fanart?

[abyssion1337]

I&#39;m not going to 4chan, someone else can do it

[Filleraol]

4chan...hmm...no thanks

[Ionzorg]

Yeah, I understand completely...But the question is: Is it worth it?

[abyssion1337]

one of us has to go to 4chan for this, unless someone here can do it; maybe we can trick someone...
I vote CO

[Filleraol]

Useful is good at drawing stuff, maybe he can create something

[Issitheus]

I&#39;ve recently been a lurker on /b/...

[abyssion1337]

shun the b-tard, shun

[Issitheus]

i didnt join i lurked twice

[Ionzorg]

I admit I&#39;ve lurked a few times as well recently...Enough to figure out what all the hubbub is about, anyway.

[MooMachine90]

I have a solution! Give me a little while. ;D

Edit: Nevermind then, plans fell through. And my photoshop blew up... :-\

Sorry to get your hopes up.

[Marco_1989]

I was just wondering what is wrong with 4chan. I never used that site, only been to it once now since I saw you guys mentioning it. :P

[Marco_1989]

Alright, the moment of truth has finally arrived ;D

I had to search and search some more but I found what we have been looking for;
A Catgirl with some sliced bread :P

And I was privileged to even find 3 so here they are. I like the top 2 best (I guess since they are ecchi lol)

http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk134/Marco-Kun/Ecchi%20Album/catgirl-bread135.jpg
http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk134/Marco-Kun/Ecchi%20Album/catgirl-bread342.jpg
http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk134/Marco-Kun/Ecchi%20Album/catgirl-bread325.png

I hope you like them as I do and appreciate the searching I had to do :P

Now you really have to give me something nice :D

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

thats awesome

[abyssion1337]

yes finally catgirls and sliced bread; we&#39;re all doomed :)

[Marco_1989]

lol, glad that I doomed us all :P It wasn&#39;t that easy to find those though

Now give me something :D

Those pictures show us that this thread is wrong. Cats doesn&#39;t suck at all. ^^ At least catgirls doesn&#39;t :D

[Ionzorg]

Wow, you sir, are dedicated. ;) We all appreciate the hard work you put into finding those; and I agree, catgirls definitely do not suck, as we&#39;ve proven time and time again.

Speaking of which, I wanted to voice something that&#39;s been on my mind recently: To put a needed spin on an old 4chan meme, I think that we at the Hell forums should have "Catgirlurdays", the idea being that on Saturdays, everyone posts catgirls. Agree?

[Filleraol]

we&#39;re all gonna die :S

[MooMachine90]

I do believe we have a genius in our midst...

[S.ifr]

I didn&#39;t know such a thread existed...

http://i29.tinypic.com/9rn6mu.jpg

[abyssion1337]

Wow, you sir, are dedicated. ;) We all appreciate the hard work you put into finding those; and I agree, catgirls definitely do not suck, as we&#39;ve proven time and time again.

Speaking of which, I wanted to voice something that&#39;s been on my mind recently: To put a needed spin on an old 4chan meme, I think that we at the Hell forums should have "Catgirlurdays", the idea being that on Saturdays, everyone posts catgirls. Agree?

no, that would die after the first week

[MooMachine90]

Why not just make a catgirl thread then? Might be popular enough to keep it afloat for at least a couple of days. Besides, I already had a pic in mind for Catgirlurday...

Eh, what do you think Abyssion? You&#39;ve been here much longer than I have.

[abyssion1337]

we should just leave it to the picture game thread, we already have at least 10 pages of catgirls

[MooMachine90]

omwlulz

[Marco_1989]

Its the same as a ecchi picture thread. I made one but it died lol since almost all pages in the picture game are either ecchi, yuri, catgirls and more perverted stuff which we all seem to like around here :P

[abyssion1337]

I did like that one night when we avioded yuri ecchi and cartgirls, that was fun

[Marco_1989]

lol. I guess we saw enough pictures involing ecchi at that time. Although you can never have to much :P

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Im with abyss on this one.
Stick to the picture game.
And even though ecchi is awesome it&#39;s nice to find random pics once in a while.

[Ken-Chan]

well it&#39;s obviouse i say one day a week there should be no ecchi, yuri, catgirl and just have norm pics

but only one day i need my fix

[MooMachine90]

Then you shall have your fix, sir.

[Ken-Chan]

yes i saw it thank u my good man

[Ionzorg]

I must see this tooooooo! But yeah, too bad...I probably wouldn&#39;t have been online most Saturdays anyway. The fact that it&#39;s summer seems to have decreased rapidly the frequency of my posting, because I&#39;m outside all the time. That, my fellows, is sad. :(

[Issitheus]

My kitten Chiyo may beg to differ.