[acutekat]

is a text based game that rocks
if you play post here
interested post here
i am currently in universe 36
its free at ogame.org

[Ionzorg]

What is this Ogame like? And what sort of link could you provide for my clicking pleasure?

[acutekat]

good question it is a space web page based ( a 1995 computer could run it) simulator were you can build alliance raid planet build planets build fleet build alliances wage war etc etc etc.


copy this: http://www.ogame.org/

[Ionzorg]

Sounds like a positively delightful waste of time. My favourite. ;D I'll get to that tomorrow night, I'm just awake right now long enough to become teh elitist. So very close...

[acutekat]

2 more by my calculations

[1337uvis]

if a 1995 computer could run it... then it's not worth my time. Srsly. Anything that is worth my time has to baffle me with awesomeness / cool graphics/ wonderful gameplay. That's why i only played two games in the last two years: The Witcher and Mass Effect. Didn't even visit the link ofcourse, but then again that would've also wasted my time on something i still knew i was going to turn down so didn't bother myself with that.Also you might see that i need to talk much (or type if i don't get to talk) ior else my brain starts shutting down and i don't want to do anything and i hate not doing anything and **** do i hate it if anyone interrupts my speech. Basically if i see "There were other posts made since you last checked" when i press post i just might have enough anger in me to kill teh guy. Unless it's zarxrax, but that's like a 1/10000000 chance of being zarx so basically if i see that - you're dead. Oh and yes if you care for the on-topic part it's the first two sentences only. And they're also not completely on-topic, bragging on how my spare time is valuable. And right now i realised that i've wasted so ****in' much time just posting this post that it makes me sick. But then again it doesn't because i rather enjoy spending time o nthese forums. Just figured i bold the part where i'm telling people where the on-topic parts are, so that anyone that doesn't want to read this abomination of a post doesn't have to. Thank you for your time and patience that it took to actually read that much of my babblings but i didn't have a chance to tal kmuch today so i have to fuflfill my quota of words somewhere, and this being the off-topic section it's just about the right place to do so. Speaking of anime, i just thaught that i probably look like excel from Excel Saga - and idiot that has a lot to say and says it in such a short time people can't understand. Ofcourse you're reading so you don't know how fast this text is being typed but yeah, if i were talking to you - you wouldn't understand. And on the other hand i'm not an idiot so i don't know. But i feel better now :D

[abyssion1337]

Hey I still play doom, old games have LOTS to offer

[1337uvis]

google "Angry Video Game Nerd" and watch some of his videos ok?

[abyssion1337]

I will if you google 'zero punctuation' and watch yahtzee's videos

[Marco_1989]

google "Angry Video Game Nerd" and watch some of his videos ok?


He is funny lol, I love his videos. I made a Angry Video Game Nerd thread a while back but nobody seems to react :P

I put some links on there, his site, and idk what more :P

[1337uvis]

see your problem is that you're a bit of a spammer and in the long run nobody cares what you have to say (like the story about the boy who was lieing about the wolf attacking the sheep and when the wolf really attacked nobody came to help cause they thaught "oh **** him, he's just lieing [spamming :D ] again" )

[Marco_1989]

Hmm you should say that in the Random accusations thread. And why am I a spammer ? Spamming is just randomly posting millions of smilies, or constantly posting off-topic. And everybody here goes off-topic lol. I don't do it as much :P

[1337uvis]

now just to make it clear, i didn't really mean that as an accustaion. Since it's not. that's a fact, and there is no "random facts thread" and btw spam is this:
http://www.forward-moving.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/38197-spam.jpg

[Marco_1989]

lol yes I know that your picture is spam, but I mean: why am I a spammer now? aren't you just like I did now posting something off-topic? :P I could be a spammer, but I don't really like to be one.. :P

And btw, I dont really like space games, I guess :P

[1337uvis]

Your early posts were spamm-ish, but no offence intended

[abyssion1337]

do you think marco-kun or acutekat will pass TDM first?

[1337uvis]

what's TDM?

[Marco_1989]

Your early posts were spamm-ish


hmm my first few posts were in the Picture game, and after that I joined other threads, just being as on-topic as possible.. :D



but no offence intended


lol that is alright. I am just like this. I don't like being accused of things which I don't think are true, but thats just me lol. Unless its in the Random accusations thread of course :P But just to get away from this subject: Join the picture and color game again before I start to hate you *just joking of course :D*



do you think marco-kun or acutekat will pass TDM first?


And yes, what is TDM?

[abyssion1337]

The Dark Messenger

[Marco_1989]

The Dark Messenger


OK, but now I still don't really know what you mean with this post :P



do you think marco-kun or acutekat will pass TDM first?

[abyssion1337]

he has 885 posts so both you and acutekat are close to passing him

[Marco_1989]

he has 885 posts so both you and acutekat are close to passing him


oh, I am sorry. I didn't know The Dark Messenger was a name of a member on this forum. :P I at least won't pass his posts today then

[Ionzorg]

Ah, I see. Yes, I wonder...I think Marco might be able to, if he stays on for a little while, he's got pretty fast fingers, it seems. acutekat posts a lot, but I don't think it's with as much rapidity. But, then again, Marco's posts are longer generally...It's a tough contest. I think, if they went head-to-head and actually competed, Marco would win, because he doesn't necessarily post long babbles like I'm posting right now all the time, and he seems more dedicated, like with all those monopolies he got that time, which was pretty cool, good on you. I guess I'm just going to on like this in a 1337uvis sort of way, because I haven't felt the need to really think about what I'm typing in a while, which is a good sign, and to back that up, I have Unexpect playing in the background, which is like a very heavily jazz influenced metal band which I just got the first CD of from my friend, and it's pretty awesome. But for some dumb reason which I can't devise I only got a few tracks and the rest didn't copy...I took over my external hard drive and got a bunch of crap, like that, and Gorguts, and John Coltrane, and Desecration, and Pavor, and Charles Mingus, and some other crap. Anyone listen to any of those? (figured I'd bold it for being just about the only thing that can be properly responded to in this post.) By the way, I have a friend who lives far away and she insists I write really long-winded and pointless messages whenever I send her one, so I have a lot of practice in rambling on endlessly about what happened to me recently. I could probably surpass 1337uvis by quite a ways if I put my mind to it. Which is what I'm not really doing right now, which just goes to show you. You know, I have a really thorough brushing technique. Like, I wake up in the morning, and I spend about 12 or so minutes just brushing my teeth...I often wonder if that's really helping or if it's just wearing down the enamel and eventually I'm actually going to manage to get cavities from brushing too much. (But, then again, I only brush my teeth once a day. Regardless, my dentist says that my teeth are immaculate, so I'm not worried about going through that twice every day.) Anyone have an opinion on that? (Another respondable sentence.) Yeah, pretty long and inane post, lemme tell you hqwhat. I'm not sure how long it's been time-wise, but I'm sure it can't have been more than ten minutes or so. I've been making very few spelling mistakes that I've needed to go back to correct, I must say. If I just did this all the time, eventually I wouldn't post any at all. This post is going to piss a lot of people off, isn't it? Well, that's okay, I supposed I've established myself here enough not to have to worry too much about pissing people off, which is something I don't usually like doing very often because I'm a nice guy and when people are pissed off it makes me unhappy. Which is why I think I'm going to hit post in a second. Is there anything else I think that I want to say?...Nope, not really. Posting time.

Oh wait, this is a good part in this song: it's a saxophone bit in the song "The Inchworm" by John Coltrane. I don't know what that's of relevance, but of course, I may be being redundant. Okay, time to post. Oh, and there's piano in the background too. I'm not sure who's playing it, it might be a overdub of John himself doing it, I haven't looked into the matter, I don't even know if he can play the piano with that much proficiency. It would be cool if he did, though, wouldn't it? Right-o. I'm posting. Right now. Go!

[Marco_1989]

Ah, I see. Yes, I wonder...I think Marco might be able to, if he stays on for a little while, he's got pretty fast fingers, it seems. acutekat posts a lot, but I don't think it's with as much rapidity. But, then again, Marco's posts are longer generally...It's a tough contest. I think, if they went head-to-head and actually competed, Marco would win, because he doesn't necessarily post long babbles like I'm posting right now all the time, and he seems more dedicated, like with all those monopolies he got that time, which was pretty cool, good on you.


Haha, well thanks. ;D I didn't pass his posts yet now though. And I don't know how acutekat is doing at the moment. And I think, like you, that my posts are longer (in general) than acutekats. I think that I got about 5 monopolies posted now, which I own to my dedication and fast typ skills :P.

I am pretty sure that you have past the "1337uvis" kinda post with your last one, and I am pretty sure that I am NOT going to pass you, since I now already have no idea what to typ anymore. Really no clue.... Only that I am going to watch Naruto and Bleach this weekend again, walking behind a few episodes right now..

Ah well, I am not even going to try to pass your long post. I am just going to press "post" now. Oh wait! First I am going to tell you that your last post contains 670 words. Yes, 670 words. You are just typing, not noticing what you are saying, really, and then, all of a sudden, you have 181 words, as I got now.

I will go press "post" very soon now, since I have to keep posting and pass thedarkmessengers posts. I'm getting closer now, I think.

And by the way, your post didn't piss me off. I will stop now, at 229 words. Hmm, I don?t like 229 so I will make it 245 words. Which it are now? now.

[abyssion1337]

I still think monopoly is pointless, it's nothing special

[Filleraol]

I feel sorry for this thread

[Ionzorg]

It's just become a "post a long-ass and off-topic rant, and then have people respond to that long-ass post". And I'm pretty sure that no one here has yet actually checked out Ogame. Sorry, acutekat. ::)

[smeegs]

i used to play ogame back when there was only 8 universes lol that was like 3 year ago

[Useful]

hmmm.... options:

1. Go with the flow and post a ridiculously long rant that will put anything else on here to shame. Or hysterics when you think about how long it must have taken me to type.

2. Take the verbal high ground and say that it's just another way to lengthen your pointlessly long e-penises.

3. Take the topical high ground and say that you're all blatantly off topic in a thread that only had one purpose in the first place.

4. MAKE MORE OPTIONS.

5. Take option 4... paradox muchly?

Alright I'll stop. I guess by default I chose option 1. But I thought I was better than that. I am, really, I just find it fun to post really long things when they have a purpose... most of my posts in the random rants thread attest to it. You should have seen the PMs me and Badger sent back and forth a while back.

A thought: was this in response to me pondering that I would have the highest "words-per-post" count if there actually was one of those? Oh whatever.

I should refresh the leader board. And I totally have nothing to say anymore.

Oh, wait! I just remembered! NO brushing your teeth obsessively will not damage them, but too much fluoride might. And you won't even know it! Apparently, large amounts of fluoride can damage you enamel. In the U.S. (and probably most other developed nations) fluoride is in tap water. And in anything else that's made with tap water, like beer, some sodas, and many foods. The jury's still out on whether the levels we are exposed to through these channels is dangerous to our teeth, but it's a definite possibility. Weird, no?

Done now. :P

[abyssion1337]

good beer isn't made with tap water but there's really no such thing, also I heard that urine is good for your teath and will actually whiten them: but is it really worth it; I think not whether or not it's sterile

[Useful]

good beer isn't made with tap water but there's really no such thing, also I heard that urine is good for your teath and will actually whiten them: but is it really worth it; I think not whether or not it's sterile

True and true on your first two points :D. It's still in everything else though.

Also, the urine= teeth whitener thing is probably from the ammonia... and that stuff is NEVER fun. Also, I guarantee it for MASSIVE DAMAGE to your teeth.

[abyssion1337]

meh the best way is probably strawberries anyway

[Useful]

Strawberry DOOM!

And on the old video games topic: undoubtedly a matter of opinion. I think that some old games are awesome if the gameplay rocks, but if it's 3D, more realistic is almost always better.

[abyssion1337]

I'm not one who cares much about graphics: if the graphics are good I'll notice and the game will be that much better for it but as long as the gameplay is good and the story enticing I won't care about graphics

[Useful]

Thought: the first time I read Ogame, my brain scanned incorrectly and read Obama. Did that happen to you?

[abyssion1337]

No but I've had similar things happen; are you going to vote for obama?

[Useful]

Unfortunately, I'm 17 and will be through the election. Though I'm debating working for his campaign over the summer.

[abyssion1337]

well I'll be voting for him; he represents change I can believe in

[Useful]

Aha, definitely for me too. I'll be voting for his reelection when it comes around, that's for sure.

[Ionzorg]

I definitely would if I had US citizenship, but I unfortunately do not. Maybe I can convince at least one person on the internet to, that'll make up for my vote at least. Obamarama ftw! :P

Yes, and I'm aware of the whole fluorine situation: My town has added fluorine to the drinking water for decades, and although it's suppose to be good for your teeth, in larger doses it is rather harmful. There's been some continued debate about this over the years, but it'll probably stay in there. I don't drink it anyway...To be honest, it tastes terrible.

[abyssion1337]

I definitely would if I had US citizenship, but I unfortunately do not. Maybe I can convince at least one person on the internet to, that'll make up for my vote at least. Obamarama ftw! :P

Yes, and I'm aware of the whole fluorine situation: My town has added fluorine to the drinking water for decades, and although it's suppose to be good for your teeth, in larger doses it is rather harmful. There's been some continued debate about this over the years, but it'll probably stay in there. I don't drink it anyway...To be honest, it tastes terrible.


1. Most the people here are European so I guess you could organize an European Obama rally
2.the portions added to water as suposedly safe and healthy; but it is good that they're looking into it.

[Ken-Chan]

i'm not european or american i'm a full blown AUSSIE is anyone else australian i feel so lonely

[abyssion1337]

Someone, I forgot who, is a New Zelander; is that close enough?

[Ken-Chan]

NO well maybe kinda
scrooge is an aussie

back to Ogame i just started playin it's wierd

[Ionzorg]

Still haven't tried it. ::) Whatever, it's not like I'm usually considered Mr. Reliable when it comes to me actually doing things that people tell me to do.

And yeah, I'm Canadian, so um...we're both under the constitutional monarchy of Queen Elizabeth! We have something in common! ;D jaw091 is from New Zealand, though, you two should bond.

[abyssion1337]

Well I can't say I love America but at least we don't have to worry about monarchs

[acutekat]

AMERICA FTW


but i am reviving this thread and im going to TRY to kepp this thread on topic


(not an easy task to say the least)


go and join universe 36 and then contact me here or on ogame

( user name : a cute kitty of doom)

[Ionzorg]

My indecision is killing me...What do you think, should I get involved with this game or keep trying to watch Hellsing?

[Issitheus]

Hellsing.

[abyssion1337]

^ hellsing

[Ionzorg]

It's decided then. *calls over the littl'uns for a good old family movie night*