[Lord_Oknek]

Why is it that nearly every thread I make repeatedly dies and gets revived?

[S.ifr]

C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!




shut up.. I hate myself enough as it is...

[abyssion1337]

C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!




shut up.. I hate myself enough as it is...

lol


Why is it that nearly every thread I make repeatedly dies and gets revived?

you're cursed

[Lord_Oknek]

Terrific.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

You also have a very strong smell of cheese about you.

[Jazean]

okay then...

what can run but never walks,
has a mouth but never talks,
has a head but never weeps,
and has a bed but never sleeps?

[S.ifr]

Me at the age of 6

[Lord_Oknek]

You also have a very strong smell of cheese about you.


?!

[abyssion1337]

okay then...

what can run but never walks,
has a mouth but never talks,
has a head but never weeps,
and has a bed but never sleeps?

a river

[Luppi-tan]

I've got one!
While his parents were away, a teenage boy and his friends drank some of the parents' gin. This was of course strictly forbidden. They then poured water into the gin bottle to return the bottle to the level where it had originally been and put the bottle back exactly where they found it. However, when the parents got home, the father took one look at the bottle of gin and turned angrily to his son to denounce him for illicit drinking. How had he known?

[Marco_1989]

I've got one!
While his parents were away, a teenage boy and his friends drank some of the parents' gin.  This was of course strictly forbidden.  They then poured water into the gin bottle to return the bottle to the level where it had originally been and put the bottle back exactly where they found it.  However, when the parents got home, the father took one look at the bottle of gin and turned angrily to his son to denounce him for illicit drinking.  How had he known?

The father kept his bottle of gin in the freezer, where gin remains liquid even to very low temperatures. The watered-down gin, however, had frozen into a solid block within the bottle.

[Useful]

^ Nice ;D

Alright, here we go. I made this one myself :D.

What has no legs but leaps
Has no arms but kills
Has no tongue but licks

And has a heart that does not beat?

[1337uvis]

a dead arm-less leaping killer baby that licks his foes with his lips instead of tongue.

Now there's one from Lithuanian folklore, just translated ofcourse ;)
Hangs the hanger
Sits the sitter
If the hanger wouldn't hang
Then the sitter wouldn't sit.
Who's the hanger and the sitter?

[1337uvis]

Fine, since nobody guessed that, i must double-post. the hanger was a piece of meat and the sitter was a cat.

[Luppi-tan]

One word... HUH!?!?!?!?!?

[1337uvis]

one word... SPAM??!!?!?!

[Marco_1989]

I got a riddle for you guys:

What is from a dead animal? Mostly canned.. and comes out of your laptop? :P

[Luppi-tan]

I dunno. What?

[Marco_1989]

I got a riddle for you guys:

What is from a dead animal? Mostly canned.. and comes out of your laptop? :P



I dunno.  What?

SPAM!!!!
http://getcontagio.us/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/spam.jpg
:P

[Filleraol]

^ how the hell could anyone eat that stuff :-X

[Issitheus]

You don't like Spam, Filip?

[Filleraol]

no Caleb, I don't :x

[Marco_1989]

@Filler What tool did you use to make the circle? With the marquee tool or custom shape tool? Or maybe something else? :P For your seal I mean ^^

[Issitheus]

Back on topic, Riddle me this, what sort of a man has bats on the brain?

[Marco_1989]

Batman? :P

[abyssion1337]

maybe this simple one:
The more you take from me the bigger I get

[Filleraol]

maybe this simple one:
The more you take from me the bigger I get

a hole?

[abyssion1337]

very good

[Lord_Oknek]

This thread has turned into win while I was gone.

[S.ifr]

You know, you could have posted a riddle then to help your cause

[abyssion1337]

don't talk to him he's not wanted here

[S.ifr]

I don't mind him being here

[abyssion1337]

ok fine, you're not wanted except by epona

[Luppi-tan]

Four men sat down to play,
They played all night and through the day.
They played for gold and not for fun,
with separate scores for everyone.
Can you this paradox explain?
If no one lost, how could all gain?

I bet that you won't get this one. It's really tough.

[Marco_1989]

I bet that you won't get this one. It's really tough.

FAIL!

Its actually pretty easy. 'sat down to play' ... play what? A game? Not specified.. so I say that those men are playing music ^^

[abyssion1337]

I bet that you won't get this one. It's really tough.

FAIL!

Its actually pretty easy. 'sat down to play' ... play what? A game? Not specified.. so I say that those men are playing music ^^

sounds about right

[Luppi-tan]

Yeah. You probably actually heard it before. I need to look up some new riddles if I'm going to keep up in this thread. I feel sad now.

[Mawelli]

Gogogo more riddles. I just noticed this thread for the first time so dont you dare let it die..

[abyssion1337]

ok I've got one:

Fight
Item
Run

[nipple]

Reviving old threads, sayeth thee?

^a failed attempt at middle english ^

So how about a classic one:

The poorest has it, the richest needs it, but if they were to eat it, they would perish

[Chewi105]

HEART... i think

[Corpsey]

The poorest has it, the richest needs it, but if they were to eat it, they would perishNothing.

[Chewi105]

well ,heart would work too

[nipple]

Nothing it is, but heart is less logical, if logical at all. The riddle kinda implies the difference between the poor and the rich and some people think that the poor are always good people and rich are bad people, which is not logical.

*edit*
anyone has anything else?

[Corpsey]

What has sides without faces, borders without lines, and points with no origin?
I just made this up, so there's probably more than one thing, I'll accept anything that comes close.

[Kaiju]

A circle. :/

A man was to be sentenced, and the judge told him, "You may make a statement. If it is true, I'll sentence you to four years in prison. If it is false, I'll sentence you to six years in prison." After the man made his statement, the judge decided to let him go free. What did the man say?

[Chaos+]

He said, "You'll sentence me to six years in prison." If it was true, then the judge would have to make it false by sentencing him to four years. If it was false, then he would have to give him six years, which would make it true. Rather than contradict his own word, the judge set the man free.

A man was trapped in a box 6 feet underground. The only thing in there was him , a table , and a mirror. How'd he get out.

[Kaiju]

isn't the answer to look in the mirror to see what you saw, use the saw to cut the table in half, realize two halfs make a whole and you can get out of the box through the hole...is that about right?

[Chaos+]

Yes.....

[Kaiju]

Which of the following statements are true?

1. At least one of these ten statements is false.
2. At least two of these ten statements are false.
3. At least three of these ten statements are false.
4. At least four of these ten statements are false.
5. At least five of these ten statements are false.
6. At least six of these ten statements are false.
7. At least seven of these ten statements are false.
8. At least eight of these ten statements are false.
9. At least nine of these ten statements are false.
10. At least ten of these ten statements are false.

[Chaos+]

9.

[Corpsey]

The answer to mine wasn't a circle, having the entire thing based on geometry would be too simple, and doesn't exactly fit the criterea

[synbad2]

Voiceless it cries,
Wingless flutters,
Toothless bites,
Mouthless mutters.

[Chaos+]

Fish.

[synbad2]

nope

[Chaos+]

Oh my f*cking God XD!
The wind.
I was re-reading the Hobbit and got to that part with Goloum.

[Chillpalazzo]

The air?

[synbad2]

Oh my f*cking God XD!
The wind.
I was re-reading the Hobbit and got to that part with Goloum.


Win for you

[Chaos+]

What is broken every time it's spoken?

[synbad2]

silence... I kill you

[Chaos+]

T~T Correct.










Page Get.

[synbad2]

I shake the earth with booming thunder, fell forest whole and homes complete. I influence ships, topple kings, sweep down swift, yet remain unseen.

[Chillpalazzo]

That sounds like the wind again

[synbad2]

ohh.. whoops... yeah you got it.

[humnut]

A man and a woman were driving in their car when it broke down. The man decided to go for help at a gas station a few miles back. He made sure nobody was in the car, rolled all the windows up, and locked all of the sedan's doors. He went off, but when he came back, his wife was dead, and there was a stranger in the car. No physical damage was done to the car, so how did the stranger get in?

[nipple]

It was the cannibal baby

*edit*
also, I would ask you all to avoid posting if you already know the riddle, that spoils the fun

[humnut]

Damn, good one, kay how bout

What's black when you get it, Red when you use it, And white when you're all through with it

*edit*
This one I heard a while back and have never figured it out, anyone know the answer?

[BlamKing]

Hmm... could be something that burns red hot and leaves white ashes, but that doesn't really answer the riddle

EDIT:
Think I just got it - Coal

[XelaisPWN]

Yeah, sounds like charcoal. O.o

[mattroks101]

charcoal

[nipple]

Am I the only one who thinks it's charcoal?

[jinzo64]

maybes it's oil

[nipple]

Does oil get red when it burns? And oil isn't supposed to be burnt, is it?

New riddles, NAO!

[jinzo64]

don't know i just wanted to guess is that so wrong.

[nipple]

I'm just jealous I didn't get it myself

[jinzo64]

but i don't know if i got it right we'll have to wait and see.

[nipple]

We probably won't know, for Humnut doesn't have a clue either. But I vote for coal.

[jinzo64]

well since he doesn't know the answer to his own riddle i'm going to post one.

whats black,white and red at the bottom of a hill