Random Accusations: Resurrection

[acutekat]

you shot a toaster

[abyssion1337]

you want to go to Fiji

[Goldenwitch]

You just lost the game

[abyssion1337]

you lost your passport

[Fortissimo]

You shot the sheriff.

[nipple]

you did the Manhattan Project

[abyssion1337]

you are Kira

[nipple]

you've watched every Lost episode

[abyssion1337]

You Liar

[acutekat]

You're covering it up

[abyssion1337]

You're ruining everything

[N8theGr8]

You stepped on my foot

[abyssion1337]

you forgot to tie you shoes and therefore deserved the broken toes

[CelticFoxx]

i wear women's clothing!
wait... FARK!!!

[abyssion1337]

I'm just a sweat transvestite from Transsexual, Transylvania

[nipple]

you don't have to reveal your location

[SquintyMccheese]

You like candy!
funniest accusation my 3yo. niece said.

[acutekat]

you are the weakest link (the show, the entire show)

[abyssion1337]

you're too weak to even be considered a link

[Fortissimo]

You play as Toon Link

[e1fen1ied]

You get owned buy Toon Link

[abyssion1337]

you people don't realize just how good toon link is

[CelticFoxx]

i don't like toon link, he ruined all the new zeldas! i want the old zelda back that looked cool!

Zetsubou Sensei, gave up on you personally!

[Fortissimo]

You never finished "Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei"

[abyssion1337]

I'm in despair, the internet has left me in despair

[CelticFoxx]

you stole that line!

[SquintyMccheese]

You drank the bong water.

[N8theGr8]

You visited the last page of the internet.

[CelticFoxx]

you had Satan help you with algebra!!!

[acutekat]

You visit Newgrounds!!!!

[abyssion1337]

you're highly unethical

[CelticFoxx]

You visit Newgrounds!!!!

how the !@#$ did you know!

now i know how you know all this. he told you, that damn old man. he should be thankful i let him go last time, but this time, IM DEFINITELY GONNA KILL HIM!!!

uh, i didn't just say that out load just now, did i?

[e1fen1ied]

you thought that the cake was the truth

[CelticFoxx]

it really was! she just had to cook me first TT___TT but is not as bad as you thinking boys have a vagina and girls have a penis!

[abyssion1337]

you don't know how to overcome depression

[CelticFoxx]

i just did because you didn't!

[Useful]

I didn't do it because you did didn't you?

[acutekat]

You got the FUNK!

[abyssion1337]

you messed with Gaara of the Funk

[e1fen1ied]

This isn't internet

[acutekat]

This isn't internet

But...

Isn't ...

Wait... *mind slpodes*


You bacon fed knave

[e1fen1ied]

this is whats on your computer screen now

[CelticFoxx]

you failed to rape me! now ill never get laid... TT___TT

[N8theGr8]

You can't get CelticFoxx laid with five bottles of whiskey and a chick flick.

[abyssion1337]

you're Kayser Soze

[Fishfreeek]

you stole all the food in my house, nao im hungry :(

[acutekat]

you are the food

[abyssion1337]

you're the banana king

[nipple]

you're donkey kong

[e1fen1ied]

instead of drugs you substitute it for hentia

[Fishfreeek]

you are my new food *nom nom nom*

[e1fen1ied]

you have no comedy style

[Fishfreeek]

you dress up in a chicken sute for fun

[abyssion1337]

you're a cowboy

[Fishfreeek]

you hate french bread

[abyssion1337]

you're a whaler on the moon

[Useful]

You belong in super jail.

[Fishfreeek]

you belong in a normal jail for common people

[abyssion1337]

you are a gentleman and a scholar

[Useful]

You might be a scholar, but you can't actually be a gentleman.

[Fishfreeek]

you like the letter d

[e1fen1ied]

you dont know how to make a backwards d

[abyssion1337]

but you don't know what forgiveness sounds like

[Fishfreeek]

you dont know what forgiveness tastes like

[acutekat]

you paint with all the colors of the rainbow you hippy freak

[abyssion1337]

you thought it was boat nectar

[animefan900]

you think you're emo

[abyssion1337]

you really look like this http://pictureisunrelated.com/2009/03/15/i-will-haunt-your-dreams/

[animefan900]

you're that ladies mom

[CelticFoxx]

no im that ladies mom! oh wait... what were we talking about? um, you took the last cookie!

[animefan900]

but you finished the milk

[abyssion1337]

you're an obese house cat with no legs

[animefan900]

you're that burger i ate last week

[abyssion1337]

I was a cyanide burger

[N8theGr8]

You listen to advice dog.
http://knowyourmeme.com/i/000/045/434/original/Advice-Dog-stab-a-mime-in-the-face-hear-it-scream.jpg?1270388833

[abyssion1337]

that was good advice

[N8theGr8]

Unless you got one of the really committed ones who wouldn't break character.

[abyssion1337]

well, I cheated and used my sword of Voltaire

[N8theGr8]

But you are no match for my Mace of Salvador Dali

[abyssion1337]

yes, it's quite long, barbed and coated in poison

[Fishfreeek]

what are these melee weapons you speak of, *equips RPG*

[abyssion1337]

you can't handle the truth

[nipple]

you picked the cheezburger as your first item

[SquintyMccheese]

the cheesebuger was your first victim.

[abyssion1337]

it wasn't that dangerous to go alone, you just wanted to give a child a sword

[CelticFoxx]

OMG! child molester!

p.s. that was really good advise, hearing that mime scream in pain :D is there more advise?

[abyssion1337]

you don't take advice well

[Fishfreeek]

you eat advice for breckfast

[abyssion1337]

you have a sombrero

[N8theGr8]

You made sweet love to a chainsaw.

[Fishfreeek]

you dont like pie

[e1fen1ied]

your a fish freak

[Fishfreeek]

zomg, how did you know??
well you obviously have infinit knowlage

[abyssion1337]

you got stuck in hypertime

[acutekat]

your failure has become a warning sign for those who come after you

[abyssion1337]

you get killed by whalers

[Fishfreeek]

you get divided by 0

[abyssion1337]

you get into a fight with the Protoss mothership

[Fishfreeek]

when your bored you gnaw on your fingers

[Fortissimo]

You contribute less to society than a clothespin.

[abyssion1337]

you contribute less than a Seagull

[SquintyMccheese]

the flames of moe burn inside you.

[CelticFoxx]

you fail at trying to commit suicide!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpFu9B7qKWc&feature=related

[abyssion1337]

you fail at failing and no, that's not a double negative

[CelticFoxx]

you got a game over in Bioshock with the Vitachambers ON!


you fail at failing and no, that's not a double negative

so wait, i succeeded then? sweet!

[abyssion1337]

you're an idiot

[acutekat]

you sell lemonade in the winter and coffee in the summer hot coffee

[Fishfreeek]

you hate pie

[abyssion1337]

you hate the ocean

[Fishfreeek]

you love fluffy stuff

[abyssion1337]

all your base are belong to us

[CelticFoxx]

'would you kindly' give me back my bases, and go back to your home planet.

[Fortissimo]

You found Waldo

[Fishfreeek]

you are waldo

[abyssion1337]

you are the walrus

[Fishfreeek]

you are the "w" in walrus

[N8theGr8]

you write Naruto slashfiction.

[abyssion1337]

you're in Naruto slashfiction

[CelticFoxx]

you wont let berserk chapter 313 come out!!!

[abyssion1337]

you're a fancy chair

[Fishfreeek]

you're an old creaky chair that noone likes

[abyssion1337]

you're a creepy doll

[Fishfreeek]

you're a statue of a pie

[abyssion1337]

you're a sexy magician

[Fishfreeek]

you're an esper

[Fortissimo]

Haruhi has no interest in you

[Fishfreeek]

nooooo, my dreams, shattered in the blink of an eye, how could you??!
well..you have no legs

[Useful]

I beg to differ. I have very nice legs if my girlfriend isn't too biased a source.

YOU have no arms. You must type with your tongue.

[abyssion1337]

I can beat you at mortal kombat using only my tongue

[Useful]

You haven't commented on my new avatar!

[abyssion1337]

I didn't know I was supposed to; It's alright

[Fishfreeek]

you should send me a cheesecake

[Evileel]

Well Ive made you a cheesecake, but I eated it.
http://digg.com/comedy/I_Made_You_a_Cookie_But_I_Eated_It/t.jpg

And you havent commented my avatar too.
http://digg.com/comedy/I_Made_You_a_Cookie_But_I_Eated_It/t.jpg

[CelticFoxx]

you LIE!!!
your avatar still has not changed!!!
and i bet youll say, foamy is not your lord and master.

you communist!

[abyssion1337]

maybe I'm a lion

[Evileel]

Well I havent said that my avatar have changed. Ive said just that it was never commented. From what Ive noticed only Lenin cat's avatar was commented here. Looks like you have to have some ?ber funny avatar to be commented. Oh well.

And youre dirty, greedy, shameless, money addict Capitalist!

[abyssion1337]

no one cares about your avatar

and I thought that was Chairman Meow

[Fishfreeek]

my avatar is the best XP

you own a cement mixer

[Evileel]

Dunno about your avatar, but your nick is weird indeed.

[Fishfreeek]

ive been using this name for about 8 years, if you google it it comes up with about 2000 results and they are all me XD

also you're made of cheese

[abyssion1337]

you aren't made of cheese

[Evileel]

Nice :D But if you google my nick, it will give 8,490 results. Although is still not OVER 9000 :(
And youre made of sugar, spice and everything nice.

[abyssion1337]

you're a monster rawr

[Evileel]

And youre made of frogs and snails, and puppy-dogs' tails.

[e1fen1ied]

you watchied AMV Hell 0 and / by 0 in the same day

( i did that today and im still regretting it )

[Fishfreeek]

you are a fridge

[e1fen1ied]

you are a fridge

you were a microwave before that

[nipple]

at least you got chicken

[Evileel]

Youre big big boy in the big big chicken farm

[e1fen1ied]

gentleman you have corn

[SquintyMccheese]

you chopped off my head with such velocity that blood had rocketed through my neck and propelled my life-less body all the way to Phoenix.

[e1fen1ied]

why are you your mamma squinty get the ax

[Evileel]

I suspect that a person above you is a hardcore masochist

[e1fen1ied]

gentlemen behold, you have more corn

[abyssion1337]

you're the corn

[Fishfreeek]

you're the place the corn is going to go

[Evileel]

Youre out of corn

[e1fen1ied]

your full of corn

( im only using corn so much because i finally saw Amv Hell 0 and / by 0 )

[Shuiia]

You ate all the corn >:O

[e1fen1ied]

gentleman behold, you have even more corn

[Chillpalazzo]

you watched the show where the corn came from before watching amv hell

[e1fen1ied]

you were the corn

[Diclonius]

your mom is corn

[Evileel]

and your father is Cornholio

http://img.youtube.com/vi/HilVFpvzuBM/0.jpg

[CelticFoxx]

i corned you in the corn with some corn!!!

[Diclonius]

I corned your corn right in between the corn and the corn with my gigantic corn laden corn full of corn

[e1fen1ied]

you ate the corn

( lol see what happens when you talk about corn )

[Chillpalazzo]

You want to make a new thread dedicated to corn.

[SquintyMccheese]

you listen to corn
http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/wong/4-3-08/Senor_Taco1.jpg

[Evileel]

You have corn instead of brains

[CelticFoxx]

you accused the corn of not being funny and on topic!!!

the corn god is displeased.

[Evileel]

The corn goddess is furious.

[e1fen1ied]

you were in the first ever corn army

[ThePsychoGamer]

You fought the law (and the law won)

[SquintyMccheese]

You stole Horatio's glasses

http://pics.blameitonthevoices.com/072009/horation_caine_owned.jpg

[Fishfreeek]

you stole my face and i would kinda like it back thank you...

[Chillpalazzo]

You hit on 27 year old women over xbox live.

[ThePsychoGamer]

You like Bruce Cambell movies

[Fishfreeek]

you dont like mangos

[Chillpalazzo]

Samuel L. Jackson thinks you are kira
http://media.animevice.com/uploads/0/465/54312-c25f536118289de9271a60a5c52fc5f9a913401a_super.jpg

[ThePsychoGamer]

you like to show off your boomstick.

[abyssion1337]

you stole and therefor don't get a boon

[ThePsychoGamer]

You posted in this thread

[CelticFoxx]

you got hit on by my persona Whitney because you were hitting on my friend on Xbox-live

[abyssion1337]

you're a lumberjack

[Fishfreeek]

you like food

[SquintyMccheese]

You peed on my rug. >.<

[abyssion1337]

your dog is possessed

[e1fen1ied]

you know of " The Story of Little Monica "

[DXM]

You liked Enterprise.

[e1fen1ied]

You are the "Cheesy Evil Maniacal Pimp of Doom"

[DXM]

That's besides the point!


your Mother a hamster and your father smelt of elder berries.

[e1fen1ied]

you took the holy grail by force

[Fishfreeek]

you are the holy grail!

[DXM]

You are the violence inherited by the system!

[Shuiia]

You are the evil inherited from Adam and Eve

[Evileel]

You are good at masterbating.

http://a.imageshack.us/img62/8207/masterbater.jpg

[Shuiia]

You gross people out ?_?

[Evileel]

He thinks too that youre good at it ^_^
http://a.imageshack.us/img130/470/leeron.jpg

[e1fen1ied]

lol ow my sides

your jokes make people's sides hurt

[Evileel]

Even Tom agrees that youre the best (better even than him) ^_^
http://i25.tinypic.com/2dvkj0p.jpg

[Shuiia]

Tom even thinks that YOU are good at it :P

[acutekat]

you doomed me to an eternity in the ktichen

[Shuiia]

You belong in the kitchen >:3

[Leo Ursus]

You can't stop. The Rock, Can't stop the rock.

[DXM]

You Saved Hitler's Brian!

[abyssion1337]

you're wasted

[Fortissimo]

You're waste

[Evileel]

You're trash.

[Shuiia]

You're feces

[e1fen1ied]

You don get annoyed by Excalibure

[DXM]

you loved The last air bender

[abyssion1337]

you loved Highlander 2, The Quickening

[Fishfreeek]

you are reading this!!

[abyssion1337]

you live on Avenue Q

[Fishfreeek]

you havent watched avenue Q live XP

[DXM]

you're little bit racist!

[abyssion1337]

well you're a little bit too

[Leo Ursus]

You believe the internet is for porn!

[abyssion1337]

because it is

[e1fen1ied]

You drew

[Evileel]

Internet is for Nerds!
True men watches only VHS Porn!
http://rlv.zcache.com/vhs_video_porn_mug-p1685992605211568752otmb_400.jpg

[DXM]

you don't rewind!

[N8theGr8]

You're too busy looking @ porn to post here.

[Evileel]

Dammed, you got me here :confused:

[Fishfreeek]

you wish you were in porn

[abyssion1337]

you're the elephant

[Fishfreeek]

you're its ears

[Chillpalazzo]

You're CAPTAIN PLANET!!

[DXM]

You betrayed Sheba!

[e1fen1ied]

your Dr. Octonopuss

[N8theGr8]

you didn't fire yer lazar!

[Shuiia]

You came to early >w<

[Fishfreeek]

you forgot how to count to ten

[Evileel]

Thats your new wife http://www.importperformanceparts.net/images/arrow-down.gif
http://i25.tinypic.com/2yvvr54.jpg

[Fishfreeek]

you're related to the space bar on my keyboard

[Shuiia]

You're my A.I. construct

[DXM]

You dream of electric sheep!

[Diclonius]

In soviet Russia electric sheep dream of you
except you are ugly

[Evileel]

You don't live in Soviet Russia, so I don't believe in you.

[abyssion1337]

you actually seven blades of grass and a drop of blood

[Shuiia]

You're Desmond Miles

[Fishfreeek]

you're that guy I can never remember the name of

[Evileel]

Youre that guy who never remembers that guy's with LЭИIИ СДТ's avatar name.

[nipple]

you spent an hour to type LЭИIИ СДТ

[DXM]

you killed Schr?dinger's cat.

[Evileel]

Actually Ive needed around 0,5 - 1 minute to type LЭИIИ СДТ.
And Schr?dinger's cat's infects you with AIDS just before his death.

[Fishfreeek]

a tree falls on you

[DXM]

and you didn't hear it!

[Shuiia]

You killed a ninja...without alerting him o.O