[Kuwabara]

wait!!....vicky grab him!!!

[Mawelli]

*smoke screen, grabs key, runs to the door and Zoooom-*

[Kuwabara]

*grabs Mawelli, throws him hard onto the ground, and knocks him out*.....you didnt give me my cookies... ::)

[Mawelli]

*give cookie*

Here!

*uses Kage Bunshin-cookie and Kuwa chases him while I sneak away*

[Kuwabara]

*realizes the fake and chases after Mawelli*

[Mawelli]

Yay freedom! Luckily I had a teleport cookie with me.

Now to do something else..ciao!

[Kuwabara]

bitch....you aint the only one with the ability to teleport... ::)

[Scott]

yo, kuwa, you fancy one of them teleport cookies? 'cause i have some... ]:)

[Kuwabara]

nah.....got my own way of teleporting ::)

[Odessa]

( is still holding her key)

waht the hell was that?

[Kuwabara]

me and mawelli teleported outta there :P....

[Odessa]

right.... (runs).

[Kuwabara]

YOU'LL NEVER TAKE US ALIVE!!!

<_<

>_>

::) :P

[acutekat]

this has gotten thoroughly of topic

[Mawelli]

Yeah, well this is what we do while we think of new embarrasing things that have happened...

[Odessa]

Hm, in an attempt to get back on topic, a memory of my youth:


As mentioned, i used to want to be a nun. I was goody two shoes of a kid, and never did anything wrong. EVER. Until the Saturday my cousin Rob learned something new, which he called "swear words." He was gracious enough to teach them to me, and thrilled at the discovery, i wanted to rush off to show off. No my cousin said, you're only supposed to use these words in church. It took all my might, but i held out untilt the next day, and proceeded to tell half the church of my new naughty words, especially my favorite, "mother ****er." I went up and down saying i'm a mother ****ing bastard, among other things.

My parents took me home, and told me just what the words i had been using MEANT. I was mortified, and QUITE grounded.

[acutekat]

wow your physche is messed up

[Odessa]

wow your physche is messed up


lol to say the least :)

[acutekat]

i had a similair expeirence with curse words

[Odessa]

oh? do tell!

[acutekat]

i thought the f-word was the same as fine

but my parents were cool and explained it to me and i was off scotch free

[Odessa]

Oh, here's a good one!


While i was visiting Rachel one trip, my stomach was feeling off. I was running to the bathroom a lot, and on trip, the toilet clogged. Great. I look for aplunger, but no dice. There's no snake, or anything i can even improvise with. So i discretly go out, find rachel at her desk, and ask her where the plunger is.

She looks at me like i have three heads. "what?"

Apparently, she has never clogged a toilet before. Showing that she has no shame, she goes upstairs to her parents part of the house, and yells "HEY MOM, DO WE HAVE A PLUNGER? VICKY CLOGGED THE TOILET!!!"

So i'm embaressed, to say the least. But it gets worse. Rachel, her mother, her father, and her nepher all come running to see this amazing specatle of a clogged toilet, as if it were a myth they had heard about but never seen. They take turns looking at it, complaing at the smell i made and comparing it to rather unflattering things, and then rachels dad asks everyone to back out as "this is a mans job." like hell. like i've never used a plunger before?

So we're in the hallway, and rachel and her mother are pestering me with questions on how i "did it." I don't know what they thought, but they acted like i had to do something so horribly wrong, like piss of satan level wrong, to be able to clog a toilet. And once the toilet was unclogged, rachels mother had to clean the plunger right in front of us, as it was now dirty. no ****! (drum roll).

All the while, i'm standing there, mortified at how this how turned out, unable to help in any way depsite trying to protest i can handle this myself. Once her parents were satisfied everything was working and clean, they left upstairs again, still complaing of the smell i made.

I left rachel at her desk, climbed into the bed, covered my head in the covers and just wanted to die there and then as i was so embaressed.

[Mawelli]

That reminds me of how I walked into the girls cabin during my school trip naked. The good thing is that it was dark enough for them not to notice my face.

I was coming from the shower late at night and mistook their cabing for ours. In Finland the sun doesn't go down much during summers so it was light enough to see it but just dark enough for my face to be in the shadows.

[Divine Dragoon]

As mentioned, i used to want to be a nun.


haha and what other professions you tryed after that hehe (street walker) hehe i just find the funny hahahaha I'm laughing in my chare right now the thought is just funny hehehehe sorry that's mean but i cant help it i'm sorry

[Kuwabara]

Hm, in an attempt to get back on topic, a memory of my youth:


As mentioned, i used to want to be a nun. I was goody two shoes of a kid, and never did anything wrong. EVER. Until the Saturday my cousin Rob learned something new, which he called "swear words." He was gracious enough to teach them to me, and thrilled at the discovery, i wanted to rush off to show off. No my cousin said, you're only supposed to use these words in church. It took all my might, but i held out untilt the next day, and proceeded to tell half the church of my new naughty words, especially my favorite, "mother ****er." I went up and down saying i'm a mother ****ing bastard, among other things.

My parents took me home, and told me just what the words i had been using MEANT. I was mortified, and QUITE grounded.





ohhhhhhhhh....not good......what did you do to rob the next time you saw him?.... ::)

[Odessa]

hehe, Rob used to beat the crap out of me when we younger, so i doubt i did anything to him. I can still remember him beating me with his bicycle chain, or how him and his ambiguosly gay friend BITE me until i bleed. i had all sorts of wonderful hospital visits thanks to my cousin.

and yet, we're good friends now, all adult and like. I forget how old i was (in my 20's at least) and i had been complaining that I never had a date for Valentin'e days. My parents have been married 30 years now, my sister has been married for 6, my brothers been in his logn term relationship for 4 years, and i can't keep anyone in my life for 6 months. i was being all sad and mopey about it. And that valentine's day, my cousin Rob, the guy i used to hate, he brought me my first heart shaped box of Chocolates. I was so stunned, i had no idea what to say. We're not best of friends or anything, but we've since made up, is what i mean.

[Kuwabara]

thats good :)

[Odessa]

it is. we were horrible to each other as kids so this an improvement. i can still recall when i stabbed* him in retlaition for his beating with the bike chain. child hood in the ghetto's.... fun for all ages!

* ok, it was with a pencil, and it wasn't that deep of a wound...but i DID stab him....hehehe.

[Kuwabara]

vicky... ::)

[Odessa]

what? he was asking for it!

[Kuwabara]

yes....but...couldnt you of stabbed him with something better? ::)

[Odessa]

lol well, i was like, in first or second grade, in the class room, with a lot of witnesses. my options were slightly limited at the time :)

[Kuwabara]

true...

[Odessa]

You know thinking of Ryan (my cousin Rob's ambiguos gay friend) reminds me of the time we had a neighborhood sleep over. my mother was not thrilled at the idea, being the only girl in the neighborhood and all. still, we were kids, and I was dumb as doorknob then when it came to sex. I had the ignorence of youth, as they say. There were a bit of us there: Me, cousin Rob, Ryan (it was at his house) Mike and Peter (two brothers) Bill (who i had a huge crush on) and anothet kid whose name i seem to forget; maybe he didn't exist. (shrugs).

So anyway, we're all sitting around the TV, watching R rated movies like nightmare of elm street (we were so naughty!) when ryan gets up to get some snacks. As he comes back, he "accidentally" lets his pants fall down his ankels and shows off his VERY tight black briefs, leaving nothing to the imagination.

everyone starts laughing, and if i recall, i turned away blushing. Ryan trying to be cool, plays it off as everyone is jealous of his package, and starts doing some kind of strip tease, shaking his junk in everyone's face; everyone, except for me, despite the raunchy boys encouraging him to make a move. This goes on for an awkward minute, him flashing only the boys, when everyone starts to ponder "is he...you know....gay?"

Me, i'm sitting there mortified, seeing a scene out of a gay strip club, wondering i really should be (and deciding i really shouldn't). I make up an excuse to excuse myself and go home. ok, it wans't an excuse so much as i was really scared of the movie, and thoguht it convenient timing. I could see a bunch of the guys wishing i'd stay, or that they could go too, but none of them could use the "i'm scared" excuse as i did. Male ego; gotta love it!

The next day, i ask people how the rest of the night went, and i get one of those glares; no one ever talks about that night. Ryan was ostracised from then on until he moved away. To this day, i still tease my cousin about his night with Ryan...which he usually responds to with "shut up."

I wonder if i should tell this story to Rob's fiance... :)

[Kuwabara]

hahahahahaha....that would be hilarious ::) :P

[Mawelli]

Wow...you really got some weird childhood experiences :D

[Odessa]

eh, maybe. i can't be the only one who had wierd life experiances though....right? Right?

[Mawelli]

Well not the only one. I just can't really remember anything that bad...but your not the only one for sure...

[Odessa]

one more for the road!!


My sister's wedding. THERE's a time i wish i didnt' remember so well.

It's an outdoor wedding, the ceremony itself held on a little gazebo outside this fancy hall....thing. Before my sister walks down with full flourish, my brother and I are supposed to roll down a red carpet for her to walk down.

The only way i can describe how it went: EPIC FAIL.

The carpet, god help me, was on a string. A piss poor, tangles it on itself 20 times string. The carpet keeps bucking under the string pulling it three ways, and the string is falling apart. It's nto staying in place o nthe ground, as - guess what - it's tied down with the same string. So it's refusing to cooperate, won't stay down, and won't roll out. It takes three audience members to help untangle this mess, cut the freaking string, and get it smooth. Two of the guys then hold the carpet down on on end, while me, my brother, and the third guy roll it out. It takes 10 minutes for a 30 second procedure.

And of course, you know while this is all happening, all of the 300 seated guests are staring at YOU. Why are you messing up something so simple as rolling down a carpet? And having to bend down a lot, in the dumb dress my sister picked out, i don't know how many people got to see down my shirt, or up my skirt. By that time, i didn't care and jsut wanted my part is this fiasco over with.

This incident is still remembered, and my sister teases my brother and I about whenever she can.

[Mawelli]

Well thank God I didn't screw up at my bros wedding. I just played the drums and thats all...

[Ken-Chan]

i have only been to my grandfathers wedding all i had to do was drink beer and eat it was easy :P

i remember when i wore my school pants around the wrong way for the whole day no one eva told me

[Mawelli]

I did the classical anime trip and fall on a girl grabbing her ti- breasts. I was on the bus, had to stand up, decided to change my position (it was really crowded btw which is normal for my bus) and wups the driver suddenly brakes. I bumped into the chick, almost knocking her over bu managed to save the situation only to end up with a firm grip...

I'm happy that those situations happen IRL and not only anime ;D

[Odessa]

I did the classical anime trip and fall on a girl grabbing her ti- breasts. I was on the bus, had to stand up, decided to change my position (it was really crowded btw which is normal for my bus) and wups the driver suddenly brakes. I bumped into the chick, almost knocking her over bu managed to save the situation only to end up with a firm grip...

I'm happy that those situations happen IRL and not only anime ;D


lol yes, they do happen. i remember a long time back, me and my friend Michelle (i haven't thought of her for years until this very moment) were at some concert with a few of the guys. We were teenagers then, so if you can wrap you head around this, i was the goody two shoes and Michelle was the "bad girl." I was SO jealous, as she had bigger breasts, and she had managed to seduce the guy i had a crush on you; they were there "together." I was doing my best "all is as God wants" routine, trying not to judge or be jealous... and being quite bad at it lol. Gee, i wonder if that should have been a sign of me not being cut out to be a nun? Nah.

As it's an outdoor concert, the park is packed with people ( I forget who we were seeing; the only song i remember is "sheeps go to heaven, goats go to hell." i remember debating the logic of this with my own theology; all the cool kids do that at a concert, right?). Anywho, this guy walks past Michelle, and he "accidentally" gropes her butt as he walks by, taking his time. She is angry, and yells "why don't you just **** me ,asshole?!?" the guy turns, looking like he's about to make a witty comeback, when someone pushing by HIM knocks him off balance, pushing him forward into michelle. He manages to get his hands all over her breasts, and she starts SCREAMING bloody murder, trying to shake him off, as he is lingering too long. Bill (her date, and my crush) decides to be heroic and punches the guy, knocking him over. That's when we find out he wasn't deliberatly trying to grope her; his ring was cuaght in her dress.

He falls over, and it rips the dress.

Not a huge tear, but she is now exposing much more of herself than intended. The guy beats a hasty retreat, and our group heads home early. Really, this would be Michelle's embaressing moment.. but Mawelli's story reminded me of it, so here it is :)

I felt bad for her as her friend...but i was debating if God was teaching her a lesson for moving on my man. Psh, like God would help anyone get laid. it was petty of me, but i'm human, and i can admit it. Bill broke up with her a year later, and that really ended my association with either of them. I've seen Bill a few times since then - i went to his first wedding - but i never did get to ask him out. He's still a favorite fantasy of mine though :)

[Adjacent Badger]

It wasn't me, but it is the kind of thing I tend to expect doing in the near future, though I've managed to dodge it up until now.

[Kuwabara]

I did the classical anime trip and fall on a girl grabbing her ti- breasts. I was on the bus, had to stand up, decided to change my position (it was really crowded btw which is normal for my bus) and wups the driver suddenly brakes. I bumped into the chick, almost knocking her over bu managed to save the situation only to end up with a firm grip...

I'm happy that those situations happen IRL and not only anime ;D


what did the girl do?... ::)

[Odessa]

well, the appropriate response is to slap the guy silly, and yell "pervert!"

havent' you watched enough anime to know that?:)

[Adjacent Badger]

Well spoken, though I have a feeling, that it would not be considered a proper response by the bystanders.

[Odessa]

in what country? i would think no one would second guess her in most western countries. a guy gropes you, then its fair game to beat him within an inch of his life, spray him with mace, kick him in the nuts... all of the above is my favorite... but wait, what was i saying?

[Adjacent Badger]

Only what I wish I could have said.

[Ken-Chan]

it's happened to me aswell it was during sports carnival it was a huge marathon race with the whole school ow and the sports uniforms are a shirt and short shorts.
So i'm running in a group. and i trip on a tree root or something and as i'm falling i instinctively reach out to grab something and to my shock i grab the shorts of Hayley this girl i used to have a crush on and as i'm falling i pull her shorts down to reveal her bright pink g-string. so as i get off the ground to apologize i get a punch right in the nose and then she ran off and there was my goup of mates laughin there head off at me i never talked to her again she always a voided me

very embarrassing

[Kuwabara]

in what country? i would think no one would second guess her in most western countries. a guy gropes you, then its fair game to beat him within an inch of his life, spray him with mace, kick him in the nuts... all of the above is my favorite... but wait, what was i saying?

...a guy just walking up and groping you....sure....but if he grabs you because he tripped and fell....then he gets a slap....tops...unless its obvious that he did it on purpose....

[Ken-Chan]

y is it ok for girls to grope guys randomly but not the other way around

[Kuwabara]

exactly.....

[Ken-Chan]

that doesn't answer my question but ok i dont mind it :D

[Mawelli]

what did the girl do?... ::)


I didn't get a slap which was amazing :O the grab wasn't long and I did prevent her from falling over *though it was originally my fault that she was falling* but still. I pardoned my actions and quickly fled the scene...by putting a few people inbetween her and me :D





in what country? i would think no one would second guess her in most western countries. a guy gropes you, then its fair game to beat him within an inch of his life, spray him with mace, kick him in the nuts... all of the above is my favorite... but wait, what was i saying?

...a guy just walking up and groping you....sure....but if he grabs you because he tripped and fell....then he gets a slap....tops...unless its obvious that he did it on purpose....


yeah but I guess for some reason chicks automatically think that the guys do it on purpose...or I dunno...still quite wrong to punch.

[Odessa]

hehe, yes, the assumption is it was on purpose; she can't know your intent ,and for all she knows, you planned to trip just to grope her. each situation calls for a different reaction, obviosly, but when in doubt, punch him out :)

as for why it's ok for girls to grope guys, i think it's not if the guy doesn't want it. but really, how many guys are going to complain that some hot girl wants into his pants? not many. the other factor to consider, if the guy isn't intereste,d he is likely bigger and stronger, and can usually disarm a situation by simply pushing her away if he's not comfortable with her touch, and thus not making a scene. a woman usually doesn't have that kind of power, and is usually the smaller, weaker person, and can't fight her way out of a situation without the use of a kick to the nuts or pepper spray, etc. which does cause a scene.

women can rape men, but it's under reported. most men don't want to refuse the contact, and those who do are ashamed. it's a no win situation, to be sure.

[Kuwabara]

my rule: she did it to me....means i can do it to her... ::) :P

[Odessa]

my rule: she did it to me....means i can do it to her... ::) :P


oh la la... kinky :)

[Mawelli]

can usually disarm a situation by simply pushing her away if he's not comfortable with her touch,

Well, usually pushing a chick away gets things in a worse situation. No matter what it is people tend to go: My God!! He pushed that girl for no reason! BEAT THE LIVING **** OUT OF HIM!! - or something along those lines

[Odessa]

well, pUNCHING is different; that is bad in any case. but if a 5'2" girl tries to grope a 6'4' guy, he can likely push her arm away gently enough to not hurt her and make a scene. not like "PUSH!" and throw her to the ground mind you, more like... gently pushing someone! so...there!

my logic is perfect!!

[Mawelli]

...no? Depends of the person I guess bu gently pushing it away alsi can give bad results. So I just don't push at all, or shove too much.

[Odessa]

well yes, a big push would be mad. i guess i'm envisioning manuevers reserved for kung fu masters.

all guys are kung fu masters, right?

[acutekat]

I wish

ah the things i could do with mad kung fu skillz

[Mawelli]

We are. Thats why I refrain from touching woman. Sexual harrassment accusations fly everywhere!

[Odessa]

sigh, you and me both. wanting kung fu skills, i mean. (not the guy thing).

[acutekat]

i'd settle for mad karate skills

[Mawelli]

Too bad I'm here in Finland. My mad skillZ could be taught to the Hell crew..

[Odessa]

then i must go....to finland!!

(dramtic music plays; posibly the finland anthem if it's dynamic).

[Mawelli]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orPCZ0KTBa8&feature=related

there

[Odessa]

hey, thats pretty catchy! and here i thought all national anthems had to suck. i guess i'm just used to the USA's lol.

[Mawelli]

Thanks! ^^ I like it too :D

[acutekat]

must find the finland song from mounty python

[Mawelli]

Oooo oooo find it please! I havn't heard it for a long time.

[Odessa]

and this probalby goes without saying, but i assume the flag in the video belongs to finland? :)

[Mawelli]

Your skills of observation are flawless!

[acutekat]

http://www.youtube.com/v/jgTyVkpJY3g&hl=en&fs=1


hahhahaha it works

[Odessa]

must...move...to finland...

but after supper. i have to dash my lovlies, but i shall return!!

[Mawelli]

Finland has it all! :D

[yesac95b]

OK... um... one time when I was working at a boy scout summer camp on staff a scout walks up to me and asks if i have ever been to prison(which i have not, I was 15 at the time)

[Odessa]

lol don't you love that?


i remember after our house had been broken into for the first time, i went with my mother to the police station to file a report. i was a teen, so 15-17 area... been a while. anywho, she goes off on her to meet with the officer taking the report, and i'm left in the lobby. i'm sitting there, by myself, when this BIG guy looking like a reject biker punk from a teen slasher movie, sits down next to me. i think he was trying to flirt with me. but he said something like, "so cutie, what are you in for?" i excused myself and hid in the women's room ASAP lol.

[Kuwabara]

......that reminds me of Farris Buler's Day Off

[Odessa]

......that reminds me of Farris Buler's Day Off


you have a good memory for movies, apparently. first roger rabbit, then bueller...

[Kuwabara]

*slight nod*
yeah.....more or less 8) ::) :P

[Odessa]

i'm just waiting for the moment i say something kinky, and you say "that reminds me of BIG BREASTED SLUTS volume 4" or something like it :)

[Kuwabara]

....vicky...... ::)

more like "bubble gum babes"....and "the best of the babysitter".....er...i mean.....O.O....****....*runs*

[Odessa]

....vicky...... ::)

more like bubble gum babes....and the best of the babysitter.....er...i mean.....O.O....****....*runs*



score!!! know i know what he likes...

operation seduce kuwabara is one step closet to cumpletion... muwahahaha!!!

[Kuwabara]

....vicky...... ::)

more like bubble gum babes....and the best of the babysitter.....er...i mean.....O.O....****....*runs*



score!!! know i know what he likes...

operation seduce kuwabara is one step closet to cumpletion... muwahahaha!!!

damn..... ::)

im not really into big boob girls....im more into small to medium size boobs... =P

[Odessa]

oh... (Writes notes, laughing in a corner).

cancel the breast implants....check!

muwhahahahaha!!

[Kuwabara]

...vicky... ::)

[Odessa]

yeeeeeeeees? :)

[Kuwabara]

*shakes head* ::)

[Odessa]

:o


read that ten times, and you might realize the dirty way i read that....

goodnight everyone!! (runs off stage to a laugh track).

[Kuwabara]

*facepalm*

[Ken-Chan]

women can rape men, but it's under reported. most men don't want to refuse the contact, and those who do are ashamed. it's a no win situation, to be sure.


HAHAHA a man got raped by a woman recently here.
he was a short thin guy and she must have been stronger but she used a strap-on on him..............poor guy
he wouldn't feel like a man anymore

[Mawelli]

women can rape men, but it's under reported. most men don't want to refuse the contact, and those who do are ashamed. it's a no win situation, to be sure.


HAHAHA a man got raped by a woman recently here.
he was a short thin guy and she must have been stronger but she used a strap-on on him..............poor guy
he wouldn't feel like a man anymore

I can sympathize with him. I guess nobody would feel like a man anymore after that...

[Odessa]

well, rape is always tragic. but i know for a fact some guys like that...kink. (whistles).

[Mawelli]

....yes I can believe there are guys who like that. I woudn't...

[Odessa]

anal isn't that bad. granted, i prefer the front door anyday... but i'd be willing to bet there are more guys who like it than will admit they like it in public.

it's not that it feels bad... but it's messy, and there is this stigma against it, for some reason. i mean, it's ok for a WOMAN to like to like anal, or to give head, but a guy?! suddenly it's bad to admit things. i don't think i will ever understand the WHY (y chromosone?) though.

[Ken-Chan]

i dont get why guys have a problem with giving head i agree with vicky if a girl is going to do it to u the guy should atleast do it in return i would gladly do it anyway because i'm sooo nice and for any girl aswell i dont discriminate

but nothin is going in my butt

[Kuwabara]

yeah...its just a pain in the ass... ::)

[Ken-Chan]

hahaha lame hahahaha i like puns

[Mawelli]

yeah...its just a pain in the ass... ::)

There is a reason why Borat says: Tight like a mans anus...

[Kuwabara]

never watched it.....dont wanna watch it...

[Mawelli]

never watched it.....dont wanna watch it...

It's good stuff. Good stuff.

[Kuwabara]

eh....ill take ur word for it ::) :P

[Mawelli]

Ever seen Ali G? Its from the same guy who does it. Sacha Baron Cohen..

[Kuwabara]

i saw the previews for it....i just dont feel like going out of my way to watch it ::) :P

[Mawelli]

Well it is more like a one time thing. It's not something that you want to watch over again.

[Kyle X]

okay, Embarrassing stories. There was this girl I liked in High School, but it was a really bad crush.. instead of liking her from a distance, it was more like I was nervous to the point of being terrified when she was within eye contact. Fate determined that I should learn the meaning of "Trepidation" that year..

Anyway, some of my friends knew, and one day in English class, I get called to the office. The person on the PA has a bad tone. I get worried. So I get there, and she's sitting in the VP's office. Suddenly she ripped off her clothes-
no.. darn it. That didn't happen.
She and the VP have nasty, accusing looks on their faces, and she begins by asking me if there's something I have to tell her. *Ping* my brain explodes. That's not the erection sound effect, btw. Too much adrenaline for that. I feign ignorance, but they don't buy it. It turns out my "friend" told her that I was stalking her and had a plan to kidnap her and drink her blood. Left-field, I know. I much, much later forgave him, but I forget why. So I break down that it's a lie, and she has nothing to worry about, but they didn't look convinced.. I thought I could at least escape with some dignity, but ended up having to tell her, in front of the Vice Principal and other teachers, that I had "kinda liked her for about a year", and that I was set up on purpose. Fizzle, go their faces, and I am forgiven. I couldn't really see straight by then, because so much blood had gathered in my head.. Oh, and then one of the teachers made a joke about what Coffee she liked and stuff.. Well. I avoided her whenever possible, which was rarely, and was embarrassed and silent forever.

Whew! Good thing I don't have volatile emotions now.

Oh, and there was this time when some girl I met online ended up being 14 or something.. that was fun. "How come you never told me?!"
"You never asked!"
"I ALWAYS ask!"

Sorry for the long post. I've been saving up.

[Kuwabara]

long?.....that was a short one.....try reading most of vickys in the thread.....and the sex thread...

O.O

...i mean the sex TIPS thread...

<.<

>.>


YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT DAMMIT!!!

[Kyle X]

Haha, yeah, sure I get it.
It was long for me, though. Being concise is one of my desires, and occupying a lot of space is sometimes indicative of not being concise.

[Kuwabara]

ah...i see ::) :P

[Ken-Chan]

i post the odd big one now and then but vicky would have to be the queen of big posts

[Kyle X]

Yes.. so I am learning.

[Ken-Chan]

we were all learning one day but lets hope ur a quick learner

[Mawelli]

Wow...I can't believe that they actually believed at first that you would drink her blood...:D damn that must of been a weird sitaution

[Kyle X]

Yeah.. haha. Understatement. If I remember any other embarrassing stories.. other than me crapping my pants in the middle of music class during grade 2, yeah, I'll share.

[Ken-Chan]

I GOT A NEW ONE

ok this happened yesterday i woke up and got out of bed to have something to eat and i always walk around in my undies by these ones had two buttons on them that must have come undone and i didn't notice until i got back to my room that my shlong was hanging out :-[

[Jazean]

Kyle, you are a stronger person then me, i would of probably died. Then again, I've only had a total of 2 crushes in my life and well both have managed to sculpt chunks of personality.

Kenny, that's only embarrassing if either family saw or you lack proper endowment.

[Ken-Chan]

ow my bad i forgot details my mum always gets up before me she was having her cuppa so she must have seen i mean there is no way she couldn't have

so glad my sister wasnt there

[Jazean]

that ain't nothing your momma hasn't seen before, its probably been quite a few years, and hopefully she would of informed you. or at lest told you to put pants on.

[Ken-Chan]

nope i guess she didn't want to point it out but it's still no fun if ur mum see's it it doeswn't matter how awesome it is

[Mawelli]

It's only bad when some friends or random people see it. Talk about bad camp experiences...

[Ken-Chan]

i have had some bad camp experiences but none i am going to share

[Odessa]

I have a new story to share...

Today, I fainted. Fainted!

To say it's embaressing is an understatement. It's so...girly. I hate to show such a sign of weakness.

Sigh. But i fainted. I was in the hospitol for a routine check up, and went to have blood work done. No big. But the girl taking the blood was a student, and one of the last things I heard before passing out was her swearing "****!" The next thing I knew, there was a lot of blood gushing out of my arm. Like, a LOT. I had three nurses surrounding me before i passed out, which was quite quickly. I barely remember them dragging me into a wheelchair, and carting me to a room to rest in.

I don't know how long I was out (30-50 minutes) but it was not a fun feeling, as time has little meaning when your senses are distorted like that. It's quite uncomfortable. When i finally regained my senses, i realized in the trip I had lost my glasses, and one of my shoes. The nurses helped find my things, and my PCP as well as two nurses sat with me to make sure I was ok. I love my PCP, Dagan Coppock; he is truly a great guy. A really cute male nurse helped me to my feet, and walked me to my aunt's waiting car, as I was practically intoxicated, falling over every little thing.

Nothing serious, but again, terribly embaressing to me.

[Kuwabara]

...ive passed out once.....i was getting blood test done....and the guy taking my blood took it from my finger.....drop by drop.....i kept looking at it.....he was done taking the blood....i could feel him putting the band-aid on my finger, and i was like "i dont feel so good.....i think i'll lay down"....i was laying my head down....then the next thing i know.....i wake up to my mom at severl other nurses standing over me (i was on the bed-thing....so its not like i feel).....i was like "AHH!!!....what's going on?!?!"....apperntly i freaked out the guy taking the blood... ::) :P

...thats the last time they take blood from my finger... ::) :P

[abyssion1337]

I have a new story to share...

Today, I fainted. Fainted!

To say it's embaressing is an understatement. It's so...girly. I hate to show such a sign of weakness.

Sigh. But i fainted. I was in the hospitol for a routine check up, and went to have blood work done. No big. But the girl taking the blood was a student, and one of the last things I heard before passing out was her swearing "****!" The next thing I knew, there was a lot of blood gushing out of my arm. Like, a LOT. I had three nurses surrounding me before i passed out, which was quite quickly. I barely remember them dragging me into a wheelchair, and carting me to a room to rest in.

I don't know how long I was out (30-50 minutes) but it was not a fun feeling, as time has little meaning when your senses are distorted like that. It's quite uncomfortable. When i finally regained my senses, i realized in the trip I had lost my glasses, and one of my shoes. The nurses helped find my things, and my PCP as well as two nurses sat with me to make sure I was ok. I love my PCP, Dagan Coppock; he is truly a great guy. A really cute male nurse helped me to my feet, and walked me to my aunt's waiting car, as I was practically intoxicated, falling over every little thing.

Nothing serious, but again, terribly embaressing to me.


there's a difference between fainting and passing out, I once passed out when I got really sick and tried to do too much, either way I wouldn't call that fainting and I wouldn't call it embarrassing (as there was a good reason)

[Odessa]

you think so? Hm. I guess that's a better way of looking at it, and as long as i'm not the only one passing out, I guess it's ok.

this is the second time i've passed out from blood work, FYI. the first time, i walked out of the lab, put on my coat, walked down the long hall, checked out with the nurse... and then as I was saying goodbye, i felt REALLY tired all of a sudden, and closed my eyes. I had been standing, and I just dropped, banging my head on the corner of the desk. They thought I would have a concussion and had an ambluence drive me to the hospitol. I remember waking up in time to see me being loaded into the ambulence, and going 'oh ****." the drive was quick, and my mother was already at the hospitol waiting for me as I was pulled out of the ambulence (how the hell she beat the ambulence to the hospitol i will never understand).

Still, I did get to spend a lot of time with two damn cute doctors today, so I guess it's not all bad :)

[Ravenick]

i wish i could pass out or faint, just to see how it feels

[abyssion1337]

i wish i could pass out or faint, just to see how it feels
well the 2 are different but when you pass out you feel very fatigued and you'll know it's coming, you will usually experience tunnel vision and you'll probably be left with a very vivid memory of the moment just before you go down



you think so? Hm. I guess that's a better way of looking at it, and as long as i'm not the only one passing out, I guess it's ok.

this is the second time i've passed out from blood work, FYI. the first time, i walked out of the lab, put on my coat, walked down the long hall, checked out with the nurse... and then as I was saying goodbye, i felt REALLY tired all of a sudden, and closed my eyes. I had been standing, and I just dropped, banging my head on the corner of the desk. They thought I would have a concussion and had an ambluence drive me to the hospitol. I remember waking up in time to see me being loaded into the ambulence, and going 'oh ****." the drive was quick, and my mother was already at the hospitol waiting for me as I was pulled out of the ambulence (how the hell she beat the ambulence to the hospitol i will never understand).

Still, I did get to spend a lot of time with two damn cute doctors today, so I guess it's not all bad :)


based on your BMI I'm not surprised especially with your height

[Odessa]

what do you mean about my BMI and height?

[abyssion1337]

what do you mean about my BMI and height?
it's all biology, because and please don't mind me saying all this since you asked, because you're tall and skinny you can spare as much blood as others(since most of your weight is in height)

[Ravenick]

Tunnel Vision! thats what i was thinking, thats what i wanna experience.

[abyssion1337]

Tunnel Vision! thats what i was thinking, thats what i wanna experience.
any lack of oxygen to the brain can cause that(and NO I'm not telling you to asphyxiate yourself)

[Ravenick]

i know

[abyssion1337]

just making sure, since it would work

[Ravenick]

i wouldnt, it kills brain cells

[abyssion1337]

eh, that's a myth, it doesn't actually do any permanent damage so long as you start breathing again once you pass out

[Divine Dragoon]

A really cute male nurse helped me to my feet, and walked me to my aunt&#39;s waiting car, as I was practically intoxicated, falling over every little thing.

Nothing serious, but again, terribly embaressing to me.



http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/20080617/293h.joel.nurse.061708.jpg

All say! haha

[Ravenick]

eh, that's a myth, it doesn't actually do any permanent damage so long as you start breathing again once you pass out
so its not a myth then, it just does temporary damage

[abyssion1337]

eh, that's a myth, it doesn't actually do any permanent damage so long as you start breathing again once you pass out
so its not a myth then, it just does temporary damage
well yeah, it's nothing to worry about as long as you start breathing again once you've passed out(it's still a really bad idea)

[Ravenick]

eh, that's a myth, it doesn't actually do any permanent damage so long as you start breathing again once you pass out
so its not a myth then, it just does temporary damage
well yeah, it's nothing to worry about as long as you start breathing again once you've passed out(it's still a really bad idea)
three years ago i might have thought about doing, but not now.

[Odessa]

now now, I don't want to see any get any brain damage. I have more than enough for everyone on this forums as it is :)

[Ravenick]

AWWW.

we need a room ;) XD

[Divine Dragoon]

haha you try way too hard man haha High 5!!

[Odessa]

i thoguht this part of male bonding happened when I wasn't looking? ??? ::)

[Ravenick]

i thoguht this part of male bonding happened when I wasn't looking? ??? ::)
-takes Vicky away to private room-

[Kyle X]

Yeah.. not the kind of bonding you were thinking about.

[Ravenick]

[do not disturb]

[Odessa]

Yeah.. not the kind of bonding you were thinking about.


lol how do you know? You do know of my...hobbies, yes? :)

it's not like I've made my former career as BDSM dominatrix a secret...

[Ravenick]

i submit

[Odessa]

lol you can do THAT later, lover boy :)

[Ravenick]

im so lucky XD

[Luppi-tan]

Okay, so totally weird. Now that I'm back in AMV Hell, I find everything changed. Go figure. But I don't get it, so does someone wanna clue me in as to why so many of the old threads have been updated?

[Kuwabara]

....all threads over 100 pages are locked due to stress on the sever....read the thread about it.... ::)

[Divine Dragoon]

....all threads over 100 pages are locked due to stress on the sever....read the thread about it.... ::)


wow that must of been embarrassing....psst! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHhaHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH!!!! YES OH YES!!!! GOOD ONE KUW!!!! :D

[Ken-Chan]

....all threads over 100 pages are locked due to stress on the sever....read the thread about it.... ::)


wow that must of been embarrassing....psst! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHhaHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH!!!! YES OH YES!!!! GOOD ONE KUW!!!! :D



http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c322/jadefox_1982/facepalm.jpg?t=1236416345

[Kyle X]

It'd be cool to say something good here.

Oh yeah.
Luppi, I feel for you, man, I really do, but since I got here in the midst of the chaos, I can't help but feel that I was the tiniest bit responsible for its continued rampage.

[Ken-Chan]

no it's all ur fault

[Ravenick]

my Sig Rocks

[Ken-Chan]

i thought you said u wouldn't put it on ur sig LIAR :P

i wonder how much bigger that will be in a month

[Ravenick]

i never said i WOULDNT!
and i estimate.....
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more or less, till i get bored and remove it XD

[Ken-Chan]

abys is going to love that

[abyssion1337]

I'm sure he'll be asked to cut it down for practicality

[Ken-Chan]

should i bother with a sig i have never bothered with one before but they look cool

[Luppi-tan]

It's up to the individual.

[Mawelli]

Sigs are cool, except if uncool people make sigs it just makes them look even worse...but as said earlier

It's up to the individual.

[Odessa]

So here's an embaressing story.

While my internet was down, I went to see my new NEW (newer?) therapist. This man was super creepy looking, and it made feel very uncomfortable with him as he looked like a perverted stalker. And to make matters worse, he leads me to his office where the entire office is lined with books on porn, sex, masterbation, and more sex. Not exactly what I was expecting from therapist, you know?

and to make it reeally awkward and embaressing, he starts asking me all these questions on my sex life. how many partners I have had, what's my favorite turn on during sex, how often I masterbate, and so on. I'm normally ok with these topics (as i think most here know by now) but this guy was making me very uncomfortable. I kept expecting him to ask me to give him a blow job or something.

To top it off, all of my family called me that day to ask how the appointment went, and me being the 'say what's on my mind type" i told everyone about it, talking about my sex life...again. it made for a really awkward day lol

Oh, and someone put fish in my food that day, so i was sick and embaressed.

[Ravenick]

So here's an embaressing story.

While my internet was down, I went to see my new NEW (newer?) therapist. This man was super creepy looking, and it made feel very uncomfortable with him as he looked like a perverted stalker. And to make matters worse, he leads me to his office where the entire office is lined with books on porn, sex, masterbation, and more sex. Not exactly what I was expecting from therapist, you know?

and to make it reeally awkward and embaressing, he starts asking me all these questions on my sex life. how many partners I have had, what's my favorite turn on during sex, how often I masterbate, and so on. I'm normally ok with these topics (as i think most here know by now) but this guy was making me very uncomfortable. I kept expecting him to ask me to give him a blow job or something.

To top it off, all of my family called me that day to ask how the appointment went, and me being the 'say what's on my mind type" i told everyone about it, talking about my sex life...again. it made for a really awkward day lol

Oh, and someone put fish in my food that day, so i was sick and embaressed.


HOW DARE HE!!!

[Luppi-tan]

That's not cool for a therapist. I don't think I can beat that story, but here goes. I was asking a girl out once, and I tried not taking as direct an approach as I had done the last time that I asked a girl out, whose name, I incidentally have forgotten by now. Anyway, I asked her if she wanted to go see Saw V with me, and she looked at me and was all like "NO!" really loudly, and I think now everyone in the damn lounge knows what went on, and now she seems to dislike me for some reason. And she and I always got along really well. I wonder if maybe I shouldn't have pushed it by asking her out.

[BopBopBop]

^ hmm. note to self; dont ask a girl out to watch some sick movie.

anyway, i got a good one, not embarrasing when it happened, but now it really is...

lets see, i was 5 and i was in the bath, but when i washed mysef "down there" one testicle was bigger than the other. unknowing as i was i told my mom.. fail of my life.. so she makes a big deal out of it, and a week after she takes me to the doctor, so pants off and up on the table and lube up downthere (still dont know why that was neccesary) and then have a man grabbing my groin for 10 minutes just to get the diagnosis; healthy.

back then i didnt care.. but now its so damn embarrasing.

[Luppi-tan]

Man that sucks. I've had more than one bad experience asking a girl out, as I am fairly bad at it. The stories all start to sound the same after a while, and the one time that a girl asked me out, she was in ninth grade and I was about to graduate. It wasn't that she wasn't nice, but I never really thought of her that way. Probably mostly because she was so much younger than I was. I had learned from being rejected rather coldly, though, and I felt like I was actually pretty nice about it, because she didn't run out of the room sobbing. Not really an embarrassing story, but ironic.

[BopBopBop]

you dont seem to have luck with the girls...


anyway, i got another.. this time i was 13, i was asking if a girl wanted to be my girlfriend.
and she laughed loud and about 7 people heard the rest, she said no and walked away letting me stand there in humiliation...

[Odessa]

it's things like that that piss me off. most girls want attention, and yet some snotty bitches like to put down guys as cruel as possible. it ruins the dating chances for the rest of us when stupid girls hurt the nice guys.

and i think we all have had our share of rejection stories. i still recall my most embressing story when i asked this one woman out. we had been close all that year in college, hanging out, and i thought being flirty. not only was she straight, she was married, and had three kids. to say i was mortified at how badly i read that situation is an understatement.

[Ravenick]

XD perfect 'oups' moment

[Odessa]

^ hmm. note to self; dont ask a girl out to watch some sick movie.

anyway, i got a good one, not embarrasing when it happened, but now it really is...

lets see, i was 5 and i was in the bath, but when i washed mysef "down there" one testicle was bigger than the other. unknowing as i was i told my mom.. fail of my life.. so she makes a big deal out of it, and a week after she takes me to the doctor, so pants off and up on the table and lube up downthere (still dont know why that was neccesary) and then have a man grabbing my groin for 10 minutes just to get the diagnosis; healthy.

back then i didnt care.. but now its so damn embarrasing.



reading over this again, i counter your awkwardness with a lifetime of gynocology appointments. nothing says awkward as having a team of specialists playing with your privates. i remember my first time i went, i sat down in the chair with my pants still on, and the doctor said "you're going to need to lose those." there is no privacy so you just end up flashing your junk to way too many people.

i hate gynocology appointments.

[Ravenick]

^ hmm. note to self; dont ask a girl out to watch some sick movie.

anyway, i got a good one, not embarrasing when it happened, but now it really is...

lets see, i was 5 and i was in the bath, but when i washed mysef "down there" one testicle was bigger than the other. unknowing as i was i told my mom.. fail of my life.. so she makes a big deal out of it, and a week after she takes me to the doctor, so pants off and up on the table and lube up downthere (still dont know why that was neccesary) and then have a man grabbing my groin for 10 minutes just to get the diagnosis; healthy.

back then i didnt care.. but now its so damn embarrasing.



reading over this again, i counter your awkwardness with a lifetime of gynocology appointments. nothing says awkward as having a team of specialists playing with your privates. i remember my first time i went, i sat down in the chair with my pants still on, and the doctor said "you're going to need to lose those." there is no privacy so you just end up flashing your junk to way too many people.

i hate gynocology appointments.







-gets rubber gloves- hello Vicky

[BopBopBop]

this might be fun..

[Odessa]

(face palm) i can now imagine everyone here becoming gynocologists.

what have I done?

[Ravenick]

(face palm) i can now imagine everyone here becoming gynocologists.

what have I done?
nothing, i plan on touching every inch of you anyway, see. -shows day planner- 12 noon, grope vicky, 1pm grope vicky, 2pm...... sorry, thats too personal.. but it still has to do with vicky XD

[Ken-Chan]

(face palm) i can now imagine everyone here becoming gynocologists.

what have I done?


what can i say u peeked my intreasts

[Kuwabara]

^ hmm. note to self; dont ask a girl out to watch some sick movie.

not always true....mine and my girlfriend's first date was us going to see Friday the 13th.... ::)



(face palm) i can now imagine everyone here becoming gynocologists.

what have I done?

eh...ill stick with being a theater tech...too much school involved to become a gynecologist.... ::)

[Odessa]

friday the 13th? wow. i used to have nightmares of that when i was a kid. going back and watching them as an adult, i laughed. i was actually embaressed to have been scared of such a thing for so long.

and one of my first dates ever (gasp) was going to a halloween week showing of horror films with another woman.

halloween... it keeps coming up as an important time for mee... :)

[Kuwabara]

my first date ever was freshmen year before homecoming....with my first girlfriend ever too (duh :P)....we went to longhorns....her mom dropped us off....then picked us up after and took us to homecoming....i was waiting for her mom to come walking back in the whole time we were at longhorns.... ::) :P

[Ravenick]

Holloween will be VERY important this year

[Odessa]

my first date ever was freshmen year before homecoming....with my first girlfriend ever too (duh :P)....we went to longhorns....her mom dropped us off....then picked us up after and took us to homecoming....i was waiting for her mom to come walking back in the whole time we were at longhorns.... ::) :P


hehe, i remember one of my early dates was like that; my first date with rachel. we had met at an IHOP in the middle of Cambridge (near Boston) as it was in between our two places ( live south of the city and she lives north of it). my mom dropped me off there, and her father dropped her off. we had exactly one hour to together. my mother was half way down the block at the local Dunkin donuts the whole time, ready to come rescue me at a moment's notice lol. our second date wasn't much better, and it was almsot our last...right up until we started kissing lol. it let al that tension out of the air, and the third date we were both so much more relaxed around each other... as was evident by how THAT date lead to my bedroom... (cough).

i'm sorry, did I have a point?

[Ravenick]

PIZZA!!!!!!

[Luppi-tan]

It's ironic that I've made more friend on here and on facebook than I've ever made in real life.

[Odessa]

i have as well, so no worries. being online we can be our real selves without being so damned awkward over things. it makes it easier to relax, and get to know people better. it's common i think :)

[Ken-Chan]

I LOVE YOU HELL CREW

[abyssion1337]

PIZZA!!!!!!
actually contribute or STFU

[Odessa]

PIZZA!!!!!!
actually contribute or STFU


does that count as contributing?

[abyssion1337]

shouting pizza no, cause that's all he does: spam

[Ravenick]

PIZZA!!!!!!
actually contribute or STFU


does that count as contributing?
Abyss is a jerk, ive learned to make fun of that fact. Hence...

PIZZA

[abyssion1337]

PIZZA!!!!!!
actually contribute or STFU


does that count as contributing?
Abyss is a jerk, ive learned to make fun of that fact. Hence...

PIZZA
while I may be a jerk I'm not nearly as bad as you

[Ravenick]

no not at all..... YOUR FAR WORSE!! XD

[abyssion1337]

no not at all..... YOUR FAR WORSE!! XD
you can keep trying to pretend you're better than me, I don't care

[Luppi-tan]

Is it really necessary for this thread to devolve into a contest of name calling and insult tossing?

[acutekat]

yes

[Luppi-tan]

I actually intended this thread to be one where we could all be friendly and tell funny stories.

[acutekat]

and such is the lot of all thread to diverge from the straight and narrow and dive right into the can of spam


plus im out of stories for the time being

[Odessa]

nick and abyss could turn the world conference of peace talks into an argument. don't let it it get to you luppi, as it's them, not you, i assure you.


Ok, here's an embaressing one. I recall one poor as hell date where I took this woman to a play. I paid for the tickets, I drove us to the theater, and when we get there, she excuses herself to sit with 'her friends' and leaves me to sit by myself. To say i'm flustered/annoyed is an understatement. During intermission, i see her with her a VERY good friend judging by how far he had his tongue down her throat. I was crushed as not only was she not interested in me, she took advantage of me as well. I ended up driving her home, and as we talked, it was clear she hadn't seen anything of the play, though she had some love bites so i know she wasn't bored. We both knew what had happened, and neither of us could confront the other about it. It was terribly embaressing.

[abyssion1337]

I doubt that, since we could find world peace if we just stayed away from each other, I wonder why he's still here BTW since I'm sure you 2 could go to another site, you could still post here and he wouldn't need to be around

[Odessa]

^ I tried that. I assure you.

[Ravenick]

i got... no embarressing moments... but i do have a funny moment.
i was watching a movie at a theater one time and as i sit there i decide to move over, so i get up and fall to the floor. for about a minute, i felt like i had no legs, just sticks. they for some reason just went completely dead.

[Ken-Chan]

no vicky and nick should both stay there fun and even though this doesnt help abys i'm sorry but i like nick but i like abys but they hate each other AHHHHHH

lets just say i'm better than both of you

[Odessa]

So a funny story.


I just had a very productive morning, booked some dates, did some reading, organized my files a bit, etc. I'm feeling strong, in a kick ass, I am woman hear me roar kind of way. needing to vent, I hit my brother's old weight set, and do some weight lifting. No problem. After 10 minutes, I'm bored of this but still pumped up. I go wash up, and in the bathroom I see the shower, and get a really, really, bad idea.

Looking at the shower curtain, I think of those bars people do pull up's on. And seeing as i'm so kick ass, I figure I can do those too! So not thinking this out, I set myself facing the shower, hanging on to the rod for the shower curtain, and try to some pull up's. After two failed attempts, I get annoyed, and thinking i want to be able from this bar, I decide to bend me knees and hold all of my weight on this one bar.

The result: I bring the entire shower curtain crashing down on me. I fall to the floor hard, the rod collides with my head, knocking me over....stumbling, I fall backwards, and try to balance myself on the hamper. Which of course, tips over, knocking it self on top of me as well. So nothing catches me, I fall back, and knock my head into the bathroom closet door, knocking my make up bag down as well...also on top of my head. In the end, I'm on the ground covered in a shower curtain, it's rod, a hamber full of dirty clothes, and my make up bag, along with it's contents.

Dizzy from hitting my head, I take my time gaining my senses and trying to sit up. Of course I made a lot of noise with my stunt, so my mother comes in (no, i didn't lock the bathroom door; i almost never do) and finds me in this rather odd, and very humiliating posture. She starts laughing looking at me, and I had no idea how to exlpain how I got there. Knowing me, my mother didn't ask :)

[BopBopBop]

well the whole concept is hilarious,
but the part where you hit your head is not :(

[Odessa]

hehe, thankfully i'm npot hurt, so it's ok to laugh. ;)

[acutekat]

it's all fun and games until some one gets hurt


then it's hilarious

kidding but i saw the punch line commin a mile a way (when i saw shower rod and pull up in the same sentance)

[Kuwabara]

hehe, thankfully i'm npot hurt, so it's ok to laugh. ;)
...that just reassuring....let me tell ya :P

[jeremyhac]

Once, I couldn't get an erection...

[acutekat]

and the thread dies

[Odessa]

Not for long... sigh. why does it fall to me update this topic? :)


Well as posted, i went last night to my sleep study. lots of fun that; being hooked up to 14 different wires, breathing tubes, and the like whiel trying to sleep was not fun. but the embaressing thing? i had to get changed into my PJ's last night. not too bad, right? I'm in my private room, sitting on the bed and taking off my clothes, and the intercom buzzes on (i didn't even know we had an intercom in the room). The nurse says "miss, we have private change rooms for that."

i had no idea what the **** was going, but i quickly put some clothes on. Turns out, the sleep lab watches you while you sleep with a camera i didn't see, and since i was changing on the bed, the entire nurse staff got a sneak peak of me stripping down.

Like they couldn't have told me i was being watched before hand... sigh.

[Charon]

one time I was in the Hospital for an Appendectomy and they had that "urinal" thing which is basically a mug with a lid you had to piss in. And one day i spilled it on myself.

[abyssion1337]

Not for long... sigh. why does it fall to me update this topic? :)


Well as posted, i went last night to my sleep study. lots of fun that; being hooked up to 14 different wires, breathing tubes, and the like whiel trying to sleep was not fun. but the embaressing thing? i had to get changed into my PJ's last night. not too bad, right? I'm in my private room, sitting on the bed and taking off my clothes, and the intercom buzzes on (i didn't even know we had an intercom in the room). The nurse says "miss, we have private change rooms for that."

i had no idea what the **** was going, but i quickly put some clothes on. Turns out, the sleep lab watches you while you sleep with a camera i didn't see, and since i was changing on the bed, the entire nurse staff got a sneak peak of me stripping down.

Like they couldn't have told me i was being watched before hand... sigh.
um... I kinda hate to say this but that's a standard part of the study, you really should have been aware of it

[Odessa]

yea well, i had never done it, and no one told me that. i had just arrived and no one told me anything yet; they asked me to get comfortable, change, and then we'd begin. i didn't know there was a private room as no one told me about it...

[Pink_Nipple]

we had a perfomance in the univesrity recently. day before, on the repetition, while playing i decided to check the sound from the audience hall, moving backwards i tried to reach the stairs but missed it...and fell off the stage (wink_wink 2mawelli)

[Kyle X]

Excellent embarrassing stories. High 5.

[acutekat]

2 months later

[Dreamer]

when i fell down an asle at a concert.

[NodMan]

Embarrassing moments? Personally I love everything that happens to me. Wither its the neighbors watching me get it on with random girls or ripping one in an elevator and taking all the blame. What happens happens, nothing can stop it so just do what I do and go with the flow.

[Mawelli]

we had a perfomance in the univesrity recently. day before, on the repetition, while playing i decided to check the sound from the audience hall, moving backwards i tried to reach the stairs but missed it...and fell off the stage (wink_wink 2mawelli)

ahhh the falling off stage accident, so uncool...so uncool. I guess everyone was watching your blunder?

[Mawelli]

*damn double post*

[acutekat]

wow if you are to double post on accident this is the place to do it

[Filleraol]

ahhh the falling off stage accident, so uncool...so uncool. I guess everyone was watching your blunder?
not exactly a stage accident, but a couple of years ago (5 i think) me and a couple of friends were in a competition in school. It was like the eurovision where all the classes gave out 2, 4, 6, 8, 10 points......we playd so horribly, horribly......horribly bad...just wanted to die :P (we played a damn easy song too, Iron Man by Black Sabbath, I played the bass)
The only class that gave us points was the "special" class aka the retards.
I actually have it on cd somewhere, someone i knew recorded it with his mp3...must find it

[Mawelli]

wow if you are to double post on accident this is the place to do it

Definately....

I deserve a cookie!

*****s the shotgun*

where is it??



The only class that gave us points was the "special" class aka the retards.
I actually have it on cd somewhere, someone i knew recorded it with his mp3...must find it

yes..you must

[nipple]

DAMN just re-read parts of the thread, it's hilarious. We should get this going again, though I doubt someone will be posting such crazy ****.

So, I can't really think of anything good now... Last week I was at a friend's house and he was expecting his girlfriend to arrive from another country. I noticed two packs of condoms on the shelf, one "dotted" and another one "super light". "Getting ready?" I asked. "Yeah, actually, my mom gave me that". I loled.

[jinzo64]

i feel through a bus stop.

i was waiting for the bus when i decided to lean back against a windo that wasn't there so fell straight through.