[Luppi-tan]

This post is about relating embarrassing things that have happened to us in the past. It can be any kind of embarrassing situation, whether with a friend, or in your own family, or in a group outing.
i.e.
For a while, I used to wear blood red nail polish all the time, and one day, one of my friends asked me if I was gay. I managed to laugh it off, but I never wore red nail polish again after that.

[Ionzorg]

Heh, you should count yourself lucky that you don't get asked that on a regular basis. ::) What can I say, I dress well, I eat well, I cried a little watching Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants and I have very nice nails. The crying might have been my embarrassing relation if the girl I was watching it with wasn't fortunately doing the same.

Hm...only thing I can think of at the moment is that time when I'd had a bit too much to drink at a dance party one night and made out with a girl, who I found out later wasn't as attractive as I made her out to be. Nice body, but otherwise...no. :-\ I think the glasses and the tomato red hair were her selling points. The anime reference still makes me laugh. :P

However, it did lead to many offhand jokes and comments from my friends afterward. Took a while to live that one down...

Next!

[1337uvis]

Um... this happened back in September, I was at a aprty , had a few gla...bottles of wine. The party was at my friend's summerhouse, quite a nice place, spacious and everything. And there was this girl, rly hot, red hair, nice body, pretty face (and no it wasnt just the wine :D ). We kinda found ourselves getting along just fine, so we decided to go upstairs, maybe something more serious would happen. Now, me being a tough guy when it comes to drinking (i outdrink everyone. Well, except for one guy, but thats another story) I jolly said : " Oh wait, ill just finish this glass" And very well i did it. Stood up, started climbing stairs together... and then the last glass kicked in. Woke up on the stairs :-\

[Kuwabara]

Hm...only thing I can think of at the moment is that time when I'd had a bit too much to drink at a dance party one night and made out with a girl, who I found out later wasn't as attractive as I made her out to be. Nice body, but otherwise...no. :-\



well...its like they say....beauty is in the eye of the beer-holder... ::) :P

[Pink_Nipple]

huh, if we talk about drinking....then i have one....

It was my graduation ceremony (oh shi-) At first it was very boring...so we had to relax...(man, i really hated all the people there, except my friends) So it was vodka-wine-vodka-vine-coffee....woke up outside...then woke up again in the restroom....

nothing special, but now think how embarrassing it was the next day....

[Tazuto]

how the **** you get vodka and wine at your graduation ceremony??? and both of you should be ashamed >:(
thats one reason why i dont drink cause it taste bad and waste my money and makes me do stupid stuff

[1337uvis]

how the **** you get vodka and wine at your graduation ceremony??? and both of you should be ashamed >:(
thats one reason why i dont drink cause it taste bad and waste my money and makes me do stupid stuff


BOLDED TEXT: You, Sir, are a bloody fool and should be hung by your testicles for saying that against wine!
UNDERLINED: meh, it's a tense world we live in. Sometimes its good to do some stupid things

[Kuwabara]

how the **** you get vodka and wine at your graduation ceremony???


that is a good question.....whats the drinking age there?

[Pink_Nipple]

whats the drinking age there?

there's no such thing like drinking age :D

[Kuwabara]

whats the drinking age there?

there's no such thing like drinking age :D


didn't think so...it is Russia....after all... :P

[Pink_Nipple]

well, if you really want to know, 18....or 21....


who cares anyway? :D

[1337uvis]

oh btw Nipple.... LITHUANIA BEAT RUSSIA IN DRINKING (per capita that is ofcourse) according to the newest statistics! Would be proud if it wasnt sad :-/

[Pink_Nipple]

oh it's so sad....

gonna drink a bottle or two with my 5-year old sister....

[Kuwabara]

oh it's so sad....

gonna drink a bottle or two with my 5-year old sister....


i think i fond a reason the visit.... ::) :P

[Issitheus]

oh it's so sad....

gonna drink a bottle or two with my 5-year old sister....

You just want to get her drunk so you can...

[1337uvis]

If youre kuwabara come to lithuania (as i said before, much better drinking culture, even though we drink much, we arent as aggressive as russians when drunk. Booze is still cheap. Girls are nicer than in Russia) and if you have thoughts like issi.... go to russia

[Kuwabara]

If youre kuwabara come to lithuania (as i said before, much better drinking culture, even though we drink much, we arent as aggressive as russians when drunk. Booze is still cheap. Girls are nicer than in Russia) and if you have thoughts like issi.... go to russia


either place....though ive always wanted to visit russia...not sure why..... ::)

[Pink_Nipple]

*edit*
(hey, it wasn't me :D)

turns *BACK ON TOPC* knob

i demand moar embarrassing stories

[1337uvis]

ooh i made nipple swear. Poor short-tempered russians. I wonder how you tolerate that government of yours o_0
*ontopic*
I had my ass handed to me by a 17 year old girl in arm wrestling once :-/

[Kuwabara]

ooh i made nipple swear. Poor short-tempered russians. I wonder how you tolerate that government of yours o_0
*ontopic*
I had my ass handed to me by a 17 year old girl in arm wrestling once :-/


....how old were you?....

[Tazuto]

fine ill give one, i wasnt able to hold it on a bike ride once *all im gonna say*

[Ken-Chan]

tazuto you gotta do detail hahaha

once i was walking out of the shower back to my room with my towel on and i was almost in my room when the towel started to fall off and all my sisters friend's sitting in the lounge room got to see my butt i dont think i came out till they left

[BopBopBop]

i was reading a H-manga on the internet and then my dad enters the room. he?s all like "i understand" and then he goes out. most embarrasing moment of my entire life, and its like only twice a month he enters my room. epic timing....

[Kuwabara]

i was reading a H-manga on the internet and then my dad enters the room. he?s all like "i understand" and then he goes out. most embarrasing moment of my entire life, and its like only twice a month he enters my room. epic timing....


a H-manga huh.....and how old are you? :P

[BopBopBop]

a H-manga huh.....and how old are you? :P


13 :)

[Kuwabara]

a H-manga huh.....and how old are you? :P


13 :)


*tsk tsk tsk*....minor loking at porn ::)......what is the world coming to?... :P

[BopBopBop]

to its end :o no wait... thats not for another few billion years :P

[Kuwabara]

to its end :o no wait... thats not for another few billion years :P


supposedly...its gonna end in 2012.... :P

[BopBopBop]

damn. then i dont live to get my drivers license :'( :'(

[Kuwabara]

eh....you might... depending on when exactly in 2012 the end is...and on the age you have to be to get your license.... :P

[BopBopBop]

lets see. i have to be 18 to get it. im 13..
18-13=5. were entering.. 2009 right?
2009+5=2014.
is doom on this site? i would like to request that the end of the world would be around 2015-16 please.

[Kuwabara]

lets see. i have to be 18 to get it.


:o....where are you from?...

[BopBopBop]

denmark :'(

[Kuwabara]

ah...well...lets hope the world doent end in 2012.....one way or another.... :P

[BopBopBop]

lets hope it doesn?t ;D

[Issitheus]

One embarrassing moment I remember is... wel.. remember that chick i told you guys about that i asked out but she was already dating someone AND she already hated me? WELL... it just so appened that not only was I a blind dumbass in asking her out, I did it IN FRONT OF HER ****ING FRIENDS.

[DaMetzger]

Oooh, ooh! I have a LOT of embarassing stories.

Last time I was on my cousin's wedding the butt seam on my pants ripped from between the legs up to the belt. I had to sit on my ass for the rest of the wedding...

When I was about 17, I got hit on by two adult men on the same day. One even wanted to give me 400zl (around 130$ at the time) for "a little service".

When girls hit one me, it's kind of a weird feeling. The only girls that hit one me are around 14-16 years old. I'm 23...

[Ken-Chan]

my mum found a few hentai pics on my computer she didn't get why anybody would look and she told my sis so she started paying me out it was no fun

[Luppi-tan]

One embarrassing moment I remember is... wel.. remember that chick i told you guys about that i asked out but she was already dating someone AND she already hated me? WELL... it just so appened that not only was I a blind dumbass in asking her out, I did it IN FRONT OF HER ****ING FRIENDS.

Why does she hate you? Did you ever do anything to her to piss her off?
One time I was walking down the stairs and I tripped and just so happened to land on the girl that I have a crush on.

[Ken-Chan]

One embarrassing moment I remember is... wel.. remember that chick i told you guys about that i asked out but she was already dating someone AND she already hated me? WELL... it just so appened that not only was I a blind dumbass in asking her out, I did it IN FRONT OF HER ****ING FRIENDS.

Why does she hate you? Did you ever do anything to her to piss her off?
One time I was walking down the stairs and I tripped and just so happened to land on the girl that I have a crush on.

hahahaha
i have only ever seen that in anime but they usually end up in an awkward position

i tripped into my dads pool once when a friend of the family was in there she was about 14 and i was 16 but i fell next to her and pulled the top part of her bikini down but she covered up before i got to the surface

[Luppi-tan]

One time I was underwater, and I felt someone's hand on my head, and I thought they were trying to hold me under, so I reached up and accidentally reached right into the bikini of one of my classmates. Awkward!

[Ken-Chan]

this wasn't embarrassing for me but my female classmates we had a swimming day at the beach and while the teacher was talking to us it was getting cold and you could tell that most of the girls were cold it was awesome but embarrassing for them

[Luppi-tan]

Wow. That's really perverted. I can't think of any specifics right now, but sometimes I say things without meaning anything at all by them, but then a few seconds later, I'm like "oh ****! What did I just say to this person!?"

[Issitheus]

One embarrassing moment I remember is... wel.. remember that chick i told you guys about that i asked out but she was already dating someone AND she already hated me? WELL... it just so appened that not only was I a blind dumbass in asking her out, I did it IN FRONT OF HER ****ING FRIENDS.

Why does she hate you? Did you ever do anything to her to piss her off?
One time I was walking down the stairs and I tripped and just so happened to land on the girl that I have a crush on.

I really don't know...

[Ken-Chan]

Wow. That's really perverted.

YEP


i was talking about racism but i accidentally said something racist and there was this guy named frankie he wanted to kick my ass i'm just lucky the teacher wasn't in there

[Ionzorg]

So many bikini stories...

Well, at least every couple of nights at work (a deli), I go to move one of the meat slicers to clean the floor and forget that it's plugged in. It's attached to a big retractable roll on the ceiling, so I'm just pulling and pulling it, not even realizing that there's an increasingly long length of wire still attached. :D

Funny, but it does give off a certain aura of incompetence.

[Ken-Chan]

bikini stories are awesome

[Divine Dragoon]

oh it's so sad....

gonna drink a bottle or two with my 5-year old sister....

You just want to get her drunk so you can...


that happens alot in Germany haha

well this one youll all find funny and can relate to.. I was having a good time (Fwap fwap fwap) watching Blood Shadow ep1 right when the girl in the cave gets killed Mom has to walk in the room haha I never had to explane that one at least she never brought it up and i think she forgot hehe so yah that is one of mine

[Ken-Chan]

myh brother turned on my dvd player once when i left gantz in there and he started watching it i'm just lucky i saw him before mum did he was just watching the start when he imagines his teacher and classmates nude then gets a boner when one of the girls notice he calls her a ****ing hoe thats as far as he got

[Mawelli]

My eight year old brother caught me while I was watching *hmm*Bible*hmm*Black. I din't even notice him for a few minutes as he was standing behind me. The good thing was that I could shout him out of the room since he's not aloud to come in unless he knocks :D he just ran out....

[Luppi-tan]

Wow. That is embarrassing. On that note, my brother actually found some of my hentais and started watching them himself. (I hide them all around the room to make them easier to cover up (and my brother was only like ten at the time)) So, later he came in, and he started asking me about all the **** he saw in there.

[Ken-Chan]

hahaha cool

i didn't say but my bro is 4 so he didn't ask anything about gantz he just forgot it

[Useful]

Now I don't beat off very often, and never when I have a girlfriend. The only incriminating stuff I have on my comp are AMVHell 0 and /0. But I didn't used to be so principled (or smart). Dumb **** I did when I was around 13:

I used to be a total idiot when it came to security with my porn. Frankly, I used to be a lot more horny when I was younger, and I saved pics and stuff on my actual comp. Not only that, I didn't even bother to try and rename the pics or anything. I just put them in a zipped folder named with a random string of numbers. And then, get this, I PUT THE FOLDER IN THE SHARED DRIVE. Yes, I was an idiot. So... I'm sitting on the couch in front of the comp and my mom and sister (4 years older than me) run into the folder looking for holiday pics. So I'm sitting there, trying my level best to just keep reading while they figure out that the pic they're looking at is a vagina, not a beef brisket sandwich. I almost exploded just sitting there. And the best part is, they didn't even suspect me. The stupid things I did actually combined to make a situation that didn't suggest my guilt: the random folder name, the fact that it was zipped, and that it was on the shared drive all suggested that it was a malware activity, not my porn folder. I was lucky... that time :P.

I used to have a whole bunch of porn pics and sketches hidden in a Ripley's Believe it or Not book next to my bed. No one ever found them, I have so many books in my room that it would have been pointless to look for them even if you knew they were in some book. Anyway, I was whacking off in my bed one night, and I had most of my pics out next to me. Well, after I finished, I got real comfortable and fell asleep. Next morning, my dad comes in and I still have all the pics out in front of my bed! Terrible way to wake up :D.

[Ken-Chan]

i got a high testosterone so wacking of has become something normal i like it and it's fun

when i was younger my mum found a link to a porn site that i stupidly bookmarked i dont know why i did it but i said that a virus can do that and she fell for it she is so stupid with computers

[Odessa]

here's a recent one of mine....



I'm visiting Rachel's, and i get a phoen call from my sweetie, abyss. I go into the bedroom, close the door, and we "talk." I'm in a compromising position, playing with my uncovered breasts, when suddenly Rachel's DAD walks into the room, drunk. i hid udner the covers before he saw anything, but he was aware the way he looked at me. Then, Rachel comes in to see what he's doing in there, and then rachel's mother ocmes into the bedroom lol. they were all looking for me to exchange christmas presents, and wanted to know why i had snuck off..

I don't have have good lcuk with people walking in on me lol.

[Issitheus]

You guys are too horny for me, I'm just gonna shy away from this topic...

[Kuwabara]

here's a recent one of mine....



I'm visiting Rachel's, and i get a phoen call from my sweetie, abyss. I go into the bedroom, close the door, and we "talk." I'm in a compromising position, playing with my uncovered breasts, when suddenly Rachel's DAD walks into the room, drunk. i hid udner the covers before he saw anything, but he was aware the way he looked at me. Then, Rachel comes in to see what he's doing in there, and then rachel's mother ocmes into the bedroom lol. they were all looking for me to exchange christmas presents, and wanted to know why i had snuck off..

I don't have have good lcuk with people walking in on me lol.





wow :P



You guys are too horny for me, I'm just gonna shy away from this topic...


....and do what?.... ::) :P

[Odessa]

You guys are too horny for me, I'm just gonna shy away from this topic...


i think we made him uncofortable. i'm sorry Issi... (hugs).

[Ken-Chan]

You guys are too horny for me, I'm just gonna shy away from this topic...

you bastard get horny now or else




here's a recent one of mine....



I'm visiting Rachel's, and i get a phoen call from my sweetie, abyss. I go into the bedroom, close the door, and we "talk." I'm in a compromising position, playing with my uncovered breasts, when suddenly Rachel's DAD walks into the room, drunk. i hid udner the covers before he saw anything, but he was aware the way he looked at me. Then, Rachel comes in to see what he's doing in there, and then rachel's mother ocmes into the bedroom lol. they were all looking for me to exchange christmas presents, and wanted to know why i had snuck off..

I don't have have good lcuk with people walking in on me lol.




wow playing with body parts is always funs but can end up in bad situations especially when you do it at a mates house
i was staying at a friends house for like a week and i hadn't had some right handed fun for a while so one night i was and you could hear the sheets so my mate who i thought was asleep goes "what the **** are you doin" so i just play it cool and say "what" then pretend to go to sleep

ow and we were in different beds i dont want any comments on that

[Issitheus]

BACK OFF!!!



just kidding, of course...

I remember I decided to watch Elfen Lied. My friend called during the first episode, I knew it was him but let my mom answer the phone...
I foolishly didn't change the window or even pause the damn thing when my mom came in to hand me the phone...
She walked in to Nyuu sitting on the beach naked...
She only said: "What are you watching?!"
She told my dad and he got me off the hook, being the cool dad that he is.
I was calmly talking to my friend on the phone afterwards.

Now, because of Kenpachi's comment being taken at face value, I'm gone again.

[Ken-Chan]

i'm sorry i'm just messing around

[Odessa]

ok, here's a (non-sexy) embaressing story for issi.

MY grandmother has Altheimer's (memory disease, i can't spell it right lol) and often mistakes me for her dead grandson. she often refers to me as "he" and "him." it's ebaressing enough to think i look like a guy, but then she will do it in public, and people will think I AM a guy. i met my mother's friends the other day, and my mom introduced me as her duaghter, and my grandmother argued with over who I was. i'm just standing there, mortified, as our company has to ask me who i am, and what gender i am as they can't tell.

embaressing, and humiliating...

[Kuwabara]

ok, here's a (non-sexy) embaressing story for issi.

MY grandmother has Altheimer's (memory disease, i can't spell it right lol) and often mistakes me for her dead grandson. she often refers to me as "he" and "him." it's ebaressing enough to think i look like a guy, but then she will do it in public, and people will think I AM a guy. i met my mother's friends the other day, and my mom introduced me as her duaghter, and my grandmother argued with over who I was. i'm just standing there, mortified, as our company has to ask me who i am, and what gender i am as they can't tell.

embaressing, and humiliating...


that sucks...

[Issitheus]

My hair confuses people as to my gender, but... your story is better... and it's spelled Alzheimer's. (Woot no spell check used!)

[Kuwabara]

My hair confuses people as to my gender, but... your story is better... and it's spelled Alzheimer's. (Woot no spell check used!)


cause you looked it up :P

[Issitheus]

No I didn't! *starts pouting*

[Useful]

So. I had a girlfriend last year. Really nice, fun to talk to because she liked to discuss philosophy (lol, yeah we're nerds). I thought it was going great.

Has anyone heard the song "Pink Triangle" by Weezer?

Yeah.

That happened to me. She's a lesbian. Which I'm totally cool with, and we're still good friends. She just happened to tell me at Junior Prom. Oh well. We still got to dance!

[Ken-Chan]

i went to school with my pants on backwards only realized at lunch i dont think anyone else noticed i hope not

[Kuwabara]

So. I had a girlfriend last year. Really nice, fun to talk to because she liked to discuss philosophy (lol, yeah we're nerds). I thought it was going great.

Has anyone heard the song "Pink Triangle" by Weezer?

Yeah.

That happened to me. She's a lesbian. Which I'm totally cool with, and we're still good friends. She just happened to tell me at Junior Prom. Oh well. We still got to dance!


hmmm...i guess i need to listen to it... :-\

[Issitheus]

On more than one occasion I've walked around school in pigtails...

I have no ****ing dignity...

[Kuwabara]

On more than one occasion I've walked around school in pigtails...

I have no ****ing dignity...


i dont think that that helped anyone who didnt know you think that youre a guy :P

[Issitheus]

Oh, no, nobody at school wonders about my gender... just... you know... a lot of other people...

[Kuwabara]

Oh, no, nobody at school wonders about my gender... just... you know... a lot of other people...


oh....ok then :P

[Divine Dragoon]

On more than one occasion I've walked around school in pigtails...

I have no ****ing dignity...


no duh!!

[Ken-Chan]

On more than one occasion I've walked around school in pigtails...

I have no ****ing dignity...


no duh!!


ow play nice

[Kuwabara]

On more than one occasion I've walked around school in pigtails...

I have no ****ing dignity...


no duh!!


ow play nice

awwww...party pooper!! :P

[Ken-Chan]

ok fine be mean

GO NUTZ

[Kuwabara]

ok fine be mean

GO NUTZ


YEAH!!!!!!!!! ;D

[Mawelli]

When I was like...12 our pc was on a open spot and i happen to be having some fun.I had earphones on so I coudn't here anything and just as I was getting really excited my mom walks right behind me. I have justenough time to alt+tab (a trick I had recently learned) and it changed to my documents file with a few websites shining in the background. I did it so quickly that my mom was asking "what was that? what are you doing. Don't tell me your.....playing games?!"

Yeah I wasn't allowed to play games during the weekdays when I was young...I was lucky...she believed I was playing games without further questions :D

[Odessa]

Well, i've never had a problem with finding a girl is a lesbian...but i had the opposite problem a few times.

I hit on a woman in my English class; we had been friends a while, a tad flirty, so i thought she was open to it. turns out, not only was she straight, she was married. with three kids already. THAT put me in my place lol.

[Luppi-tan]

That's... hilarious. Sorry, but it is. I was in martial arts, and I was doing a form once, and I accidentally threw my hand back (I have a nervous tic, so my arms just randomly move on their own on occasion) and my hand found itself right on one of the girl's breasts. God did I get in trouble for that one. I don't know what was worse, getting slapped by the girl in the middle of class or having my mistake broadcasted to the entire school by the instructor, who's super old fashioned and believes in punishment by humiliation. I think he believes that if you're embarrassed enough, then you won't do it again. Well, actually... it worked. I never did forms next to this girl again... or sparred with her... or sat next to her in line... or talked to her.

[Odessa]

i have a problem with nudity... today, the button on my pants broke, and my pants fell off in front of my mother and sister, who laughed of course.

[Issitheus]

Damn, Odessa, you must lead an interesting life...

[Ken-Chan]

i have a problem with nudity... today, the button on my pants broke, and my pants fell off in front of my mother and sister, who laughed of course.


thats still not as good as when you walked out after having some fun with you pants not on

[Odessa]

I really don't have that interesting of a life...not now at least. i spent most of my days now in bed playing video games, and will likely continue to do so until late next year. i've had my adventures, but my age is catching up to me.



so, here's an old embaressing story:


high school gym class: who doesn't have a horor story here? i have several.


one day, we were playing kick ball. there was no set line up, so i kept hiding in the back so i enver had to actually kick. the gym teacher noticed this in the 4th inning, and came up to me saying, "you're the tallest person in the class, including me! you can't hide here." (he was 6'1). embaressing, yes, but it got worse. i was so self conscious of every oen starign at me, i wasn't paying attention to what i was doing. the ball rolls to me, i go up to it, kick.... and pull a charlie brown.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTUy_mlpgy4

my feet go up, and i land on my ass. everyone laughs, and i'm mortified. woot!


story 2: playing football. joy. after watching the guys make fools of themselves always rushing to the right, i point out to the QB that the left side of the field is rather weak. he says we'll try it, and since it was my idea, he'll pass to me.

i was stunned. no one passed to me.

so, i pretend to be competant. the play starts, i run down the left side of the field unopposed, and am making my way down 30, 40 yards. the ball is throw to me perfectly, and i'm in scoring position, about to show the guys girls can play sports too. i reach up for the ball...and it slips right throguh my fingers, and hits my smack in in the face. the force of the ball breaks my glasses and gives me a bloody nose, as well as knocks me down to the ground. i was mocked horribly for beign a girl and what not, and sent to the nurse. it was as depressign as it was humiliating.


story 3: we were doing an obstacle course. fun fun. the last part was a five foot wall we had to jump over. i was 6'3" at the time, and overweight (about 300 pounds then). there was no way i was getting over this thing. still, i had to try. so i run up to it....and mistime it so badly then i run into the wall without ever jumping. i tumped up and over the wall; i think. i dont' really recall. what i do know is, that one moment i'm running towards a wall, and the next i'm flat on my back on the other side of it with the entire class laughing; a common occurence in my gym class lol.

[acutekat]

i dont really have any embarssing stories in gym save for my gym clothes coming from anonymous donors

[Issitheus]

i dont really have any embarssing stories in gym save for my gym clothes coming from anonymous donors

specifically jock straps

[acutekat]

no no
just no
and no again
never would i do that


never


no
and no again


i just found a random pair of short in the locker room and took em

[Odessa]

You know, i wish i had some stories of the girls locker rooms, but i really don't. i was so ashamed of being overweight i avoided everyone. if only i knew i wasn't straight then.... hmm :)


oh, one locker room story: i had to give some paper to the gym teacher, whose office was in an alcove of the boys locker room. i didn't know where to make the turn, and went into the main room of the locker room, and got an eyefull of a room of semi-naked guys. i was so naive then, and got horribly flustered; the gym teacher then came out to see what i wanted, and i left right afterwards, but i think i was blushing for the rest of the period lol.

[Useful]

i dont really have any embarssing stories in gym save for my gym clothes coming from anonymous donors

Think of SOMETHING interesting... go check out mine or anyone else' for inspiration.

[acutekat]

i accidently asked a girl out does that count?

[Issitheus]

Ok some backstory:
I'm a very quiet, introverted person towards people I'm not on a personal level with. In fact, If I haven't said anything specifically to you, chances are you'll never hear me say anything.

Ergo, I have few school stories at all.

ThoughI do have a gym class story. Not that embarrassing (Everyone in Gym seemed to like me; as an example of my introvertedness, they nicknamed me "Jesus"; most of the people there didn't know my real name until yearbook-signing day), but humorous:
We usually had a choice of what to do in Gym. I almost always chose to play four-square, so long as none of the ****ty rules are in place (you know, cherry-bombing, "bus stop" and that ****). One of these days, the persn in a square directly adjacent to mine bounced the ball in my square with considerable force at just the right angle.



No, I did not get hit in the balls.
It hit me in the face.



Then bounced off of said face and hit the person who had bounced the ball in my square, eliminating him and allowing me to continue playing.

[acutekat]

thats a good day in my book


i dont really have many embarrassing stories but ill think of some but ill give the back story to the afforementioned one latter

[Ionzorg]

Damn, Odessa, you must lead an interesting life...

For better or for worse. ::)



So. I had a girlfriend last year. Really nice, fun to talk to because she liked to discuss philosophy (lol, yeah we're nerds).


Lucky stiff, I wish girls I've ever known liked to discuss philosophy...for some reason, I don't think my outer persona attracts that sort of crowd to any degree of close friendship. :-\ I also wish I had a room full of books. My collection is growing, slowly... :( I asked for a lot of books for Christmas and birthday (7 days away, mates), so here's to hoping.

I have no embarrassing high-school stories to relate, other than the fact that I may have been one of the most competent and talented athletes on any given field or court and no one seemed to realize it. There were the many times when I outraced the "holy **** he can run like a mother****er put him in every play" guys, the days when I'd score upwards of three baskets from half-court in basketball, I guess I just didn't advertise enough. It's probably a good thing though, because I don't like playing sports anyway. That sounded surprisingly like Sakaki. Cool. :D

Issi's story was awesome.

[acutekat]

totally no ego in the above post

[Divine Dragoon]

totally no ego in the above post





I concur

[Luppi-tan]

yeah. WTF

[Ionzorg]

What? It's fairly legitimate, little ego required, my friends at school could testify. I didn't try to learn technique or anything in sports, so my technical abilities sucked for the most part. But what I was good at went unnoticed. I'm sorry, it was confusing.

Edit: Yeah, forget I said anything. My intent with that was understandably misinterpreted, and it sounded a lot less arrogant in my head. :-\

[Pink_Nipple]

ahhh...time for my story...

we formed a little band as i entered the university and wanted to play a song on the festival (or how it's called)....we were practicing for 2 months (yeah we were noobs atm) and did pretty much work (Still Alive was the song i even wrote a cover for this to make it havier). On the day before the performance it sounded kinda cool so we thought everyting was alright.

____

Next day. (on the stage)
1) we didn't have a soundcheck
2) there was no sound from the second guitar (not my fault :P)
3) when we got the sound (and started) all realized that 6th string was ****ED UP (it was somewhere between D and D# (and i do remember that i tuned his guitar just before))
4) vocals sucked
5) sound in general sucked REALLY HARD (imo)

one moar thing - we were on the stage for 10 min (instead of 4 (i realized it while watching the video next day)) so it was about 6 mins of **** on the stage. (and i thought it was about 2 minutes)

and my condition after that was......*cough*

[acutekat]

and thats why i will never learn a musical instrument

[Mawelli]

Well I've got some screwups on stage

First of all while playing the drums I hit the crash and the damned thing wasn't tightly screwed on so it falls off. For some strange reason nobody even noticed it when I asked about it afterwards...so alls cool.

Secondly after I had been playing a song and I was supposed toget off the stage I do the traditional "whoops I've tripped on the wires" fall right off the stage...this is something that everyone saw...

[Luppi-tan]

Ummm... When I was new to the site, I kept misunderstanding all of the threads and posting the wrong things, and people kept getting annoyed at me for spamming, when it wasn't even intentional. I've since learned to read the first post two or three times before I do anything, and go over all of the possible meanings in my head first. (But I think Abyssion still hates me)

[Issitheus]

I've been around long enough to remember all of the popular topics being MADE...

[Odessa]

I've been around long enough to remember all of the popular topics being MADE...



does that count as an embaressment or an accompishment?

[Luppi-tan]

I was actually wondering the same thing.

[Issitheus]

Accomplishment...

[Useful]

Accomplishment...

Dunno. Kind of thinking it's both. Of course, I've been on here for a while too. At least compared to the people posting here (excluding Mawelli)

Zorg... you probably don't play enough sports for people to know you. I got into karate eight years ago but I only became well known in my school in the past couple years. Ever since they figured out I could punch a brick wall repeatedly without injury, they won't stop asking me.

[Ionzorg]

I probably would too. :P It's not a problem for me or anything, and I understand why I'm not "that guy", but I tend to notice how I'll do something impressive and everyone but two or three people just sort of pretend it never happened. Oh well, I don't take gym anymore, but karate would be fun if my school offered it.



Ummm... When I was new to the site, I kept misunderstanding all of the threads and posting the wrong things, and people kept getting annoyed at me for spamming, when it wasn't even intentional. I've since learned to read the first post two or three times before I do anything, and go over all of the possible meanings in my head first. (But I think Abyssion still hates me)

I don't think she hates you, she's just...picky, I guess. I'm fairly passive and not big on ostracizing people, so I didn't mind the off-topic posts, but it's nice to see you posting regularly nowadays and not being the subject of criticism. ::)

Also, definitely accomplishment.

[Luppi-tan]

Oh... thanks. I suppose that off topic posters could get annoying after a while. Sometimes I just don't get things. It's actually kind of funny. I take things way too literally sometimes, and then I'm all like "I'm sorry!" and my friend is like "... chill out! I was joking!"

[Odessa]

abyss - whose gender is not confirmed either way remember - has "issues." when he/she gets in a funk, the saying "misery loves company" is very much true. he/she gets very critical of everything, making him/her come of as quite hostile or angry, when she/he is just lashing out.

i had thought my presense was helping, but she/he has been avoiding me all month... i is a sad Vicky without my squishy one...

[Issitheus]

Oh don't be sad! The Hellmates can make things better!

[Mawelli]

Yeah, we are hellmates so we can take quite a lot of ****, literally too :O

I never take anyone on Hell forums seriously except when I take them seriously if you what I mean ^^

[Luppi-tan]

I'm not really that upset. I was just surprised at how critical he/she was.

[Kuwabara]

(But I think Abyssion still hates me)


who doesn't it seems like she hates.... :-\

[Luppi-tan]

Hasn't Odessa already said that Abyssion hasn't said whether Abyssion is a boy or a girl? But I think that Abyssion likes the old school members that are less exciteable than I.

[1337uvis]

I hereby declare that when my Total Time Logged in reaches 10 days i shall delete the account. I just must move on, even though i wouldnt ant to but this forum actually eats up too much time for me.
That will be one more embarrasing thing i will have done.

[Luppi-tan]

No way!!! But your avatar is HARUHI!! Haruhi-sama is God!! God can't just up and leave!!

[1337uvis]

well, shell just reincarnate into someone younger...

[Luppi-tan]

Younger!? But then I wouldn't be able to... Er... I mean... nothing! I said nothing at all! But why? How old are you?

[1337uvis]

25 in two weeks

[Divine Dragoon]

I hereby declare that when my Total Time Logged in reaches 10 days i shall delete the account. I just must move on, even though i wouldnt ant to but this forum actually eats up too much time for me.
That will be one more embarrasing thing i will have done.


BS total BS..... You just say that if you really do youll just make a new one

[Odessa]

(handcuffs everyone to chairs)

better safe than sorry :)





and for an embaressing story:


christmas day, we take a ton of pictures, so i had a nice outfit previosly selected for it. we open presents (for about three hours we had so many...crazy) have lunch, and take a rest. it comes to about a 1o minutes til supper. I have to go to the bathroom, and excuse myself. simple. supposedly.

i'm wearing my TIGHT dress pants to look nice and slim for the pictures, and have trouble getting my pants off. no problem, i undo the latch, and set the pants aside on the counter so i can move. i use the bathroom, and it clogs. yea. i get the plunger, fight with the toilet, and get it to flush...but not before it splashes up at me and gets my top wet. i try to dry myself, but it only drips down my leg. i take the top off, clean up, and consider the top a loss, so i'll change that. i grab my pants on the counter, and i accidentaly left them on some gunk, and it got all over my pants. frustrated, i duck into my room wearing nothing, which is something i do often (and you wonder why i have so many caught stories lol).


i get to my room, and find that someone moved some boxes in front of my closet. i can't get my clothes! now my mother has been yelling at me to come down to supper for a while now, and i'm trying not to panic now. i have to get downstairs before people come lookinjg for me, but i'm too weak to move the boxes. i only have my dresser free, with my underwear and pajama's.

so, i do the natural thing: i get dressed in my pajama's, and go downstairs to supper. my family is all in their finest, and i'm peeping through my not meant to be seen in public top. its quite embaressing, but i survived.

[Divine Dragoon]

you could at least post the pic hehe

[Issitheus]

you could at least post the pic hehe

SHE. DOESN'T. KNOW. HOW.

[Mawelli]

Yup true to dat....

[Luppi-tan]

Oh well. I'm running out of embarrassing stories to tell. I guess one time I ran into a scooter that didn't have the rubber thing on the handlebars and I needed stitches under my eye.

[Odessa]

two birthday stories already!


last night, abyss came over (and over and over) my place, and we were...loud. i didnt realize how loud until my sister said "so i um, heard things are between you two?" everyone had a good laught at my expense.

and when ui got dressed, i put on my favorite green dress...without a slip underneath. mine were all in the wash, abd the dress was heavy..i thought it woulld not be aproblem. turns out, my dress is see through when exposed to sunlight, which my grandmother pointed out to everyone as i came down the stairs to eat breakfast. opps?

[Mawelli]

Haha...weird incidents just seem to follow you :D

[MysticalNinja]

One of the most embarrassing things that's happened to me was when me and some of my friends were gonna see a movie but we had some spare time before it started, so we went to a nearby store to kill time. And then my friend found hair extensions, and he was able to somehow talk me into wearing them. They both wore some also, but I had to wear the blonde and pink ones...

[Ken-Chan]

if thats the worst that has happened to you , u got it easy

once me and a mate held hands and skipped through town it was funny we got everyone looking at us

[MysticalNinja]

I just remembered something else thats kinda embarrassing. One time in gym class we were throwing the javelin, and for the first throw I was being careful to make sure that I threw it straight, but I didn't but much effort into it so it didn't go far. On the second throw, I was more confident than before, so I threw it harder, but I didn't throw it straight, and as a result I hit myself in the back of the head and knocked myself over. I was embarrassed at first, then I learned that it went farther than my first throw, which just confused me. Not the most embarrassing thing ever, but i'm having a hard time thinking of stuff.

[Mawelli]

No sweat...take your time. We can wait for the really embarrasing ones.

This one time, during winter I was at a camp. It's near a lake and the lake was totally frozen with some 10-15 inches of snow on top. Now we finns like to sauna. No swimming pants aloud. You always go to the sauna naked. Tradition. (you all should know what a sauna is, otherwise google it) So as normal, me and friends go to the sauna and after being there for quite some time we run out of the sauna out on the ice.

We decided to have a race and see who from us can run to the other side of the lake first. It was about 500m away. It was a really tough competition but I ended up winning, for a really good reason. A family had come to their cottage for vacation, with tons of relatives there, all having fun an happy time in the yard with their kids and old grandmas and all when a naked, steaming and panting ME runs in to their yard shouting "I WON!!!" All my friends had noticed the family and decided not to tell me...I think I made a new record running back to the sauna...

[Divine Dragoon]

if thats the worst that has happened to you , u got it easy

once me and a mate held hands and skipped through town it was funny we got everyone looking at us


I'll do you one better me and a friend one time walked down main street In Hamilton (2 towns south of stevi) acting like we had several Polizy for i think 6 or so blocks untell we went down a side street and bolted to a burger joint and laughed all about it hehehe we bad! 8)

[Mawelli]

I'll do you one better me and a friend one time walked down main street In Hamilton (2 towns south of stevi) acting like we had several Polizy for i think 6 or so blocks untell we went down a side street and bolted to a burger joint and laughed all about it hehehe we bad! 8)


Your going to have to explain to me why this is embarrasing. First of all whats a Polizy? and why related to burgers

[Ken-Chan]

i think DD means Cerebral palsy

when i listen to my mp4 i sing the songs outloud no matter where i am and i'm not the best singer so i get lots of looks but i always do it cos i loooove to sing

[Mawelli]

i think DD means Cerebral palsy

when i listen to my mp4 i sing the songs outloud no matter where i am and i'm not the best singer so i get lots of looks but i always do it cos i loooove to sing


I'm still not getting it...please explain..

[Ken-Chan]

cerebral palsy describes a group of disorders affecting body movement and muscle coordination. The medical definition of cerebral palsy is a "non-progressive" but not unchanging disorder of movement and/or posture, due to an insult to or anomaly of the developing brain.

so involuntary movements

[Mawelli]

Ok thank you. Now I see why it must of been emabarrasing ^^

[Divine Dragoon]

cerebral palsy describes a group of disorders affecting body movement and muscle coordination. The medical definition of cerebral palsy is a "non-progressive" but not unchanging disorder of movement and/or posture, due to an insult to or anomaly of the developing brain.

so involuntary movements


bad Kenpachi very bad dont try to be smart!!! hahaha :D



Ok thank you. Now I see why it must of been emabarrasing ^^


that and we passed some friends of ares that didnt know about this was going on and made a god scene hehe

I'll tell you about Jurassic park later

[Ken-Chan]

i dont have to try i know i'm smart

[Mawelli]

Embarrasing moments are so much fun! :D

[Ken-Chan]

when u look back on ur own story's there fun but when u read someones eases it's hilarious

[Mawelli]

when u look back on ur own story's there fun but when u read someones eases it's hilarious

agweed

[Ken-Chan]

i remember getting dressed with my blinds open and the old couple next door walked past with there dog and saw my winky

[Mawelli]

Atleast is was only a couple. I had a whole family of 20+ people looking at mine ^^

[Ken-Chan]

hahaha niiiice i hate when family members see ya bits by accident so awkward

[Mawelli]

No, not my family...read relevant post of mine on previous page.



No sweat...take your time. We can wait for the really embarrasing ones.

This one time, during winter I was at a camp. It's near a lake and the lake was totally frozen.....


Own family isnt that bad, atleast in finland. Or atleast in my family :D

[Odessa]

No sweat...take your time. We can wait for the really embarrasing ones.

This one time, during winter I was at a camp. It's near a lake and the lake was totally frozen with some 10-15 inches of snow on top. Now we finns like to sauna. No swimming pants aloud. You always go to the sauna naked. Tradition. (you all should know what a sauna is, otherwise google it) So as normal, me and friends go to the sauna and after being there for quite some time we run out of the sauna out on the ice.

We decided to have a race and see who from us can run to the other side of the lake first. It was about 500m away. It was a really tough competition but I ended up winning, for a really good reason. A family had come to their cottage for vacation, with tons of relatives there, all having fun an happy time in the yard with their kids and old grandmas and all when a naked, steaming and panting ME runs in to their yard shouting "I WON!!!" All my friends had noticed the family and decided not to tell me...I think I made a new record running back to the sauna...




wow, and i thought i had some good ones.... (high fives mawelli). score!

[Mawelli]

Yeah, I don't do embarrasing too often (not even close to the rate you do Vicky) but when it happens it's never too nice..

But definately one of my worst moments of SHINE ever :D

And your ones are good. I have to say I can't understand how you even manage to embarrass yourself so often and with such style ^^

[Odessa]

fabulous luck? :)

[Mawelli]

Ahh, but you need more the mere luck to act them out with such grace. There is some hidden talent that you just need pull out so that everyone can see it and watch it in AWE! :p

[Odessa]

hehe, maybe.i don't know, i sually don't let stuff like that get to me. it's odd how a girl rejecting can affect my mood for years, and yet i can laugh off embaressment.


lets think back now... oh! here's one. as a child (around 4-8) i used to actually sleep walk. odd, but generally harmless. the oddest part was tha i would go out for a walk, and then stop at who knows where. more often than naught, i would leave the house at midnight, and walk two houses down the hill to my grandfather's house, and spend the night there. it would scare my mther to death at first (at the time, there had been a sting of child kidnappings in boston) but as tiem went on and my pattern emerged, my parents figured out how to keep me in the house by changing locks, when to watch for me, etc. all was well.

so this one time now, i get up and am sleep walking. and for reasons beyond my imagination, i decide to lay down in the bath tub, and go to bed there. this however, isn't noticed until my dad comes in to take a shower. still half asleep, he doesn't notice me in the tub, undresses, and turns the water on. i wake up at this point, and start screaming. startled, he falls backwards, knocking down a shelf as he starts swearing up a storm. my mother coems banging on the door, and i'm crying my little eyes out, having no idea what the hell happened, why i'm in the shower with my pajama's on, or why my father is naked on the floor.


hilarious :)

[Kuwabara]

:o.......BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH *CONTINUES FOR A WHILE*......wow.... :D ::) :P

[Odessa]

to this day, i wonder what my mother thought was going on at first.... thankfully i was too young then to even understand thigns like THAT.

[Mawelli]

Hah that is pretty embarrasing, though more embarrasing to your dad in my opinion. Hilarious though ^^

[Ken-Chan]

aww ur dad would have **** himself and just imagining what ur mother would be thinking walking in with ur dad on the floor naked and u in the bath

HAHAHAHAHAHA that should make a show about Vicky's life

[Odessa]

only i get the royalties ;)


heres another childhood story...

so, fun fact: i have had issues with constipation and hemroids since i was 5. so the first or second time it happens, my parents take me to a doctor, who gives them this HUGE anema (that unknown to me) is to be stuck up my ass to loosen the problems up there. we get home, and my mother leads me to the bathroom. i do as i'm told, undress, and my mother inserts the anema, and injects the medicine in one quick motion. i am terrified and scream. i break free of her and run out of the bathroom - naked - while i start doing number two trailing behind me uncrontrollably. i got to the front yard where my neighbors were coming home before my dad caught me and brought my inside.

I think this story shows much of my future...getting things stuck up my ass and streaking nude through town by age 5. i started young, what can i say...

[Divine Dragoon]

I think this story shows much of my future...getting things stuck up my ass and streaking nude through town by age 5. i started young, what can i say...


haha too funny :D

All right now to tell you about Jurassic Park hehe now to let everyone know I was 6YEARS OLD at the time OK? me and my dad went to go see Jurassic Park in theater when it came out this is in California at the time we were fine until the part in the rain were the T-Rex get's out let you know it was dark the conditioning was on the place had surround sound and this place had big subs there too all i heard was the thumps of the footsteps and I bolted out of there zoom remind you i was 6 years old at the time hehe we did that 3 times until i fanlly sat throu the hole thing
haha and now im the guy that get's his kicks from flirting with death. who would of thunk it? haha

[Odessa]

lol that is bad. if i makes you feel better, nightmare of elm street 3 gave me nightmares for months when it first came out. lookign back at it now, i have no idea why something so cheesy scared the hell out of me, but i remember being to terrified to sleep.

[Luppi-tan]

Well, I personally enjoyed every minute of the Nightmare on Elm Street series, but one that I never did like was Friday the 13th. It was just... dumb. I didn't really care much for Halloween, either. But I did like the Chucky movies. Are you seeing the pattern, yet? It's pretty obvious. If you can't... for shame.

[Odessa]

after the aforementioned episode, i knew horror was not for me, and i have not seen any of the movies you havel sited, or anything else that might be considered horror/scary.

[Divine Dragoon]

lol that is bad. if i makes you feel better, nightmare of elm street 3 gave me nightmares for months when it first came out. lookign back at it now, i have no idea why something so cheesy scared the hell out of me, but i remember being to terrified to sleep.

haha I had the same prob with the old 80-90's movie The Thing! haha It was the dog pen part that got me!

[Jazean]

vicky, tub/shower pajamas... chair no longer under self... on ground laughing.... ow...

ow.. on floor agian... anema... pain in sides...

RAWR!!! ya that T-rex was beastly, couldn't run out of the theater thou, hid in jacket... hoped it would eat someone else...


gremlins, and critters, why must small fuzzy things mean death, still can't look at gremlins to this day, they creep me out...

very nice mawelli, i can just image the look of shock on there faces... it must of been cold as hell...

[TheEndOfAllThingsGreen]

OK here are a few:

Here was one when I was blundeing aorund trying to get a girlfriend, before I realized all the expenses and wasted time it entailed, which I could not make up:

I was walking around the dining hall, saw some girl by herself and said: 'why the **** not?, I may as well give it a shot'.

Here was the following conversation: "My name is Rfenger, Hello! I want to sit here, can I?"

Of course, add in about twice the stumbling over your own words and incomprehensible muttering


To which I got the response: "What?"

I then followed up with:

"Excuse me while I flee", and of course, the last part came out absolutely perfectly and clear as a bell. At that point I walked at a swift pace towards the nearest exit, not making eye contact with anyone.

The second time I was having an argument with someone for something, a grade boost maybe. Needless to say, I soon found myself arguing against the point I initially been arguing for. Luckily, I got what I wanted anyway.

Here is the third time:

Some guy was struggling up the steps behind me, and the stairs were wet, and the staircase was packed. I assumed he was trying to race me to the top, so I cut him off, causing him to fall saying "OHHH NOOOOOOOO!!!!", and his papers and things went everywhere, but his fall was cusioned by the bodies of those below us. I then laughed REALLY loudly in the hallway at the top of the stairs, and couldn't stop. Everyone looked at me. I could not look at everyone at the same time, so I preceded to walk as quickly as I could to the nearest exit, not looking at nyone.

[Mawelli]

I was walking around the dining hall, saw some girl by herself and said: 'why the **** not?, I may as well give it a shot'.

Here was the following conversation: "My name is Rfenger, Hello! I want to sit here, can I?"

Of course, add in about twice the stumbling over your own words and incomprehensible muttering


To which I got the response: "What?"

I then followed up with:

"Excuse me while I flee", and of course, the last part came out absolutely perfectly and clear as a bell. At that point I walked at a swift pace towards the nearest exit, not making eye contact with anyone.


I hate when that happens. You summon up the courage deep within you and then stumble with your words. Happened to me. Very..very annoying :D

[TheEndOfAllThingsGreen]

Yeah, whevever I get the 'What?' from people, I just say nevermind, and if I know them I move on with the conversation, if not I walk away.

Too much effort and stress saying the same thing to a total stranger who didn't understand you the first time.

[Mawelli]

I think it's even worse to say it again to a total stranger. Especially when your hitting on someone :D

[DaMetzger]

This is not exactly embarassing, but extremely stupid on my part. Me and my friends were jumping of a bridge on ropes, but not head down like bungee. When it's my turn I hesitate for a long time. When I finally decided to jump, I grabbed the rope. Needles to say when the rope pulled, I burned my palms andfingers. Badly. I had 6 fingers in bandages for 2 weeks.

[Mawelli]

Well, in the sense that it was pretty dumb to do that it is embarrasing. Or when you have to explain it to someone it's like "ookaaay" kind of a situation

[DaMetzger]

Well, in the sense that it was pretty dumb to do that it is embarrasing. Or when you have to explain it to someone it's like "ookaaay" kind of a situation

Exactly. And it hurt like hell :P

[Odessa]

i can imagine! i still recall the one time i tried skateboarding. i was told to sit on the board and go down a MASSIVELY steep hill. not knowing better, i said sure. the thing went so insanely fast, i tried to stop myself out of instict by putting my feet down. the friction burned through my shoes, my socks, and half inch of flesh of my feet. that hurts like HELL. my apologies!



here's an embaressing story from about 10 seconds ago when i was writing this post. i'm sick in bed, so i didn't get dressed today. i'm wearing my semi-see through pajama's.. no big, i have a few like that. my brother knocks on the door. now, as kids my brother and i bathed together, slept together (not THAT way) and what not, so i'm not shy around him at all. i tell him to come in, not thinking much of it. he comes in...with five of his old friends from high school. what are the odds of THAT happening? show i just gave a show to his friends without meaning too. opps?

now if you'll excuse me, i'm going to go get dressed and kick thier asses in smash as payback.

[Issitheus]

hmm a skateboardiong story weird my girlfriend hurt her back the other day skateboarding.

I one tried out my friend's go-kart and nearly took out a mailbox.

[Kuwabara]

i can imagine! i still recall the one time i tried skateboarding. i was told to sit on the board and go down a MASSIVELY steep hill. not knowing better, i said sure. the thing went so insanely fast, i tried to stop myself out of instict by putting my feet down. the friction burned through my shoes, my socks, and half inch of flesh of my feet. that hurts like HELL. my apologies!



here's an embaressing story from about 10 seconds ago when i was writing this post. i'm sick in bed, so i didn't get dressed today. i'm wearing my semi-see through pajama's.. no big, i have a few like that. my brother knocks on the door. now, as kids my brother and i bathed together, slept together (not THAT way) and what not, so i'm not shy around him at all. i tell him to come in, not thinking much of it. he comes in...with five of his old friends from high school. what are the odds of THAT happening? show i just gave a show to his friends without meaning too. opps?

now if you'll excuse me, i'm going to go get dressed and kick thier asses in smash as payback.








good luck ::)

[Useful]

Random embarrassing thing...

Oh. Well this is painful AND embarrassing, so it counts.

A few years ago (I think I was 12 or so), I was out skiing at Bretton Woods. It's a great resort; going up there with my step-mom, sister, her friend Noah, and my BFFF Christian was one of the highlights of my year. So we were out on the slopes, and it was my first time night skiing. Which would have been fine if I were not also a total idiot...

wait. I've told this one before I think. Oh well :-\

Uh... I fell asleep on a horse and it kicked me into a tree? True story!

[Kuwabara]

Random embarrassing thing...

Oh. Well this is painful AND embarrassing, so it counts.

A few years ago (I think I was 12 or so), I was out skiing at Bretton Woods. It's a great resort; going up there with my step-mom, sister, her friend Noah, and my BFFF Christian was one of the highlights of my year. So we were out on the slopes, and it was my first time night skiing. Which would have been fine if I were not also a total idiot...

wait. I've told this one before I think. Oh well :-\

Uh... I fell asleep on a horse and it kicked me into a tree? True story!


O_o

[Useful]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bfff
DEFINITION ONE! >:(

[Kuwabara]

just messin with ya ::)

*burp*....much better

[Useful]

I see, so you were actually in the know.

Not the "NO!" o.O

[Luppi-tan]

I was talking on the phone with a friend, and we kept on making completely accidental Dungeons and Dragons puns.

[Useful]

If you're quick enough, you can turn any conversation into a referential gold mine. Actually, most of my embarrassing moments come from using the wrong referential "set" for the company...

Like when I went on a AMV Hell 0 style rant with my brother around... he's 10 :-[

[Luppi-tan]

Wow. that is embarrassing. Sometimes I go off on random Dungeons and Dragons rants around people who have no idea what I'm talking about. That's kind of embarrassing.

[Useful]

So I was late to choir in eighth grade. I came in through the choir door and no one was there... which meant we were in the auditorium. The auditorium was the only room large enough to hold the boys and girls' combined choir. The choir room is attached to the auditorium: it has a door that leads into the backstage area. I come through the door at a jog, and see the entire choir. I accelerate and go to jump off of the stage... and slip on a windbreaker just as I launch. TOTAL wipeout in front of ~100 peers... people still remind me about that one.

[Luppi-tan]

Fire drill happened once, and while we were out in the field, a goose took a **** on my head.

[Useful]

Don't know if that's really embarrassing or... wait. No, that's definitely embarrassing, never mind. I just had to put myself in your shoes. YAH, that sucks. :D

[DaMetzger]

I just remembered one more. There was this one time in my life when I got totally wasted to the point of puking (here's a hint: never go heavy drinking after physical excercise without eating something inbetween ::) ). Anyway, I was unable to walk by myself so when my friends carried me to the bus stop. And left me there. So I'm sitting on the bus stop, covered in my own puke. I vaguely remember some kid looking at me and the kid's parents saying something like "Leave that hobo alone". I finally climbed into a bus when it arrived. It was the wrong bus of course. And I fell asleep to boot. The bus driver woke me up at the final stop in the worst part of the city. Luckily I was starting to sober up and saw a tram going in my general direction so I hopped in. And fell asleep again. Some guy "delicately" woke me up with a slap to the face at the final stop. 5 stops after the one I was supposed to get out on. At that point I was like "**** this, I'm taking a cab". I was already sober enough to think straight and realised picking up a cab can be tricky with me currently looking like a hobo and all. So, I picked a cab at the taxi stop and kindly asked the driver to drive me home and then I've shown him that I have the money. Seeing the cash he let me in no problem (he did open all of the windows though... I wonder why ::) )and proceeded to start up a conversation "Do you know that the pope died earlier today?". As if I wasn't feeling bad already. (Jaun Paul II, aka Karol Wojtyla, was a Polish pope and his death was regarded a huge tragedy in Poland). All I could say was "Really?". When I finally got home there was another tricky task waiting for me - how to explain to my parents why I loked like ****. They took it well though - all they said was "Happens. Now go get a shower, you stink!". Yeah, so that was a "fun" experience. I never drank again.
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Not really, of course. ;) Still, I know my limits after that day and have never again drank more than I could.
Funny thing is I wasn't the only one totally hammered that day. They had to literally throw in one of the guys into the tram. He then proceeded to crawl on the floor until someone mercifully gave him his seat.

[Odessa]

Fire drill happened once, and while we were out in the field, a goose took a **** on my head.


eh, that's not so bad. try being between a girl's legs when a fire drill goes off. that's embaressing. we had to quickly make ourselves as decent as possible, and then walk out into winter in Vermont. and then we had to stand in groups based on what section of the dorms we lived in, and so m "special friend" stood by me, and all of the people on my floor knew who she was... it wasn't rocket science to figure out what we had been doing. most were too classy to say much, but many eople were QUITE high, and said "dude, you two were so banging!" loud enough to be heard by all. i think i turned a new shade red that time lol.

[Useful]

Wow... those last two were about as bad as it gets :D.

Metz got humiliated in front of a bunch of strangers and his parents and Odessa got humiliated in front of all her peers... you combine the two and you've covered the spectrum of humiliation.

[Mawelli]

I was talking on the phone with a friend, and we kept on making completely accidental Dungeons and Dragons puns.

I do something similar waaay too often. Usually when I'm with my cousin, no matter where we are we somehow end up talking total bull**** and nonsense which not even we understand. It just happens. The thing is that we talk like this for....30 mins to 1 hour while sitting on the bus, eating at a restaurant or doing what ever we do. And really I'm talking about such random **** that anyone would think that we are retards.... :D

[Luppi-tan]

One word... /b/

[Zarxrax]

When I was in 3rd grade, my class was all lined up at the water fountain, and we had to take turns getting water, or whatever.

My turn comes, and I start gulping down some water, and suddenly someone pulls my pants down, exposing my Super Mario Bros. 3 Super Underwear to the entire class. I turned around and my best friend was standing behind me, so I thought it was him and I got really mad at him, but then later I found out it was someone else who had dropped my drawers.

[Luppi-tan]

Wow. That is super embarrassing. Don't know if I can top that. I guess it's sort of embarrassing when you critical fail on a Dungeons and Dragons dice roll.

[Divine Dragoon]

Ok my most resent on is this ........ im reading all these posts about D&D and thinking to my self maby i should try that and then i slap myself silly for the thought hehe

[Mawelli]

Im shocked...Zarx posted...

[Divine Dragoon]

Im shocked...Zarx posted...


wew.....(wipes sweat from brow) I thought you were going to rip me apart for my last post!

[Mawelli]

I havnt played D&D myself ever. So I donmy about it

[Divine Dragoon]

haha miss took you for luppi sorry hehe

[Kuwabara]

When I was in 3rd grade, my class was all lined up at the water fountain, and we had to take turns getting water, or whatever.

My turn comes, and I start gulping down some water, and suddenly someone pulls my pants down, exposing my Super Mario Bros. 3 Super Underwear to the entire class. I turned around and my best friend was standing behind me, so I thought it was him and I got really mad at him, but then later I found out it was someone else who had dropped my drawers.


O_O.....you posted outside of the polls O_o.......you...should.....do....that.....more.... . *faints*

[Useful]

O_O.....you posted outside of the polls O_o.......you...should.....do....that.....more.... . *faints*

Yah... anything to get rid of that abysmal ppd count!

I mean... 0.588 ppd? Now THAT'S embarrassing :D.

[Odessa]

me thinks i smell something BURNing...

[TheEndOfAllThingsGreen]

got a new one:

One summer I was doing lifeguard training for a job (which turned out to be an utter waste of time, since I never applied for lifeguard, so here goes:


Out lifeguarding class was coed, ranging from age I'd say 15-17.

I was 16 at the time, and for some utterly retarded reason the trainer (who was a female) paired us guys up with the girls, even though there were enough guys/girls for everyone to be paired up with the same gender.

Well we have to do some ridiculous life saving exercise where we pincil dive down and grab the 'victim' around the solarplexus or somewhere there.

Well, turns out I hadn't dove deep enough, and ended up with a double handful of tit- now mind you it wasn't a light touch, since I had to haul her ass back up to the surface.... Now at the time it hadn't dawned on me what I had grabbed, but such information was made abundantly clear immediately as the girl exhaled all her air in surprise, and I immediately adjusted my grip.

We got out of the water, and walked to the back of our respective lines, not making eye contact, but I saw out of the corner of my eye the girl talking to her friends. I made sure I was dutifuly listening to the useless **** being spouted by the instructor as to not turn bright red.

[Odessa]

^ nice one! (high five)

[abyssion1337]

me thinks i smell something BURNing...


not funny, poor form you get a D on that last comment

[TheEndOfAllThingsGreen]

me thinks i smell something BURNing...


not funny, poor form you get a D on that last comment


I believe it was a Joke.

Remembered two more, didn't exactly happen to me per se but the story of someone getting nailed in he face while playing 4square reminded me of it.


Both during gym in 8th grade:

One day we were playing dodgeball, and one of my friends (who was not very strong/had a bad throwing arm) who was staying towards the rear of the action and in a moment more commonly found in Saving private Ryan he turns to look at me, and is just about to say something when a ball comes streaking in from the front and nails him right in the side of the head. He stumbled backwards and slumed into a wall.


We were playing basketball one day, and the class was divided into two sides of the gym; those who sucked and those who didn't. The sucky players (myself included) were practicing throwing and such, and this real jackass of a kid is making fun of everyone, because his ratio was slightly better (although still terrible). So he gets one in, and does a double arm pump and says 'Yes!!!'. At the same time a girl had thrown a basketball with all her might in an effort to score, long and short end of it: The ball the girl threw bounces off the backboard and strikes jackass his right in the face as he is doing his double arm pump of victory. His arrogant glasses are knocked off his face, and he fell on his ass with a surprised look on his face.

I'm still amazed at how the ball hit him DIRECTLY in the center of his face.

[abyssion1337]

me thinks i smell something BURNing...


not funny, poor form you get a D on that last comment


I believe it was a Joke.
hmm and here I was sure I started with "not funny"

[Mawelli]

got a new one:

One summer I was doing lifeguard training for a job (which turned out to be an utter waste of time, since I never applied for lifeguard, so here goes:


Definately a high five! I mean...I would want to embarrass myself that way ^^

[Useful]

To Green: interesting. The first story is about a kid who didn't deserve it getting hit, and the second one was about someone who totally DID. And the second one is a LOT funnier... maybe Divine Retribution makes a joke all the better.









me thinks i smell something BURNing...
not funny, poor form you get a D on that last comment

I believe it was a Joke.
hmm and here I was sure I started with "not funny"

Though I admit it wasn't all that funny, I'd say the real poor form was being so uptight about it.

[Divine Dragoon]

me thinks i smell something BURNing...


not funny, poor form you get a D on that last comment


I believe it was a Joke.
hmm and here I was sure I started with "not funny"


I see It's that time of the month. ::)

[Odessa]

ROFL!!!

wow, that was priceless.




I forget if i posted this one, so bear with me:


As i've think i've ranted on enough here, i used to be all pristien and nun-like, was raped, and turned into were-slut. I did some really stupid things in this time, including flashing about 200 people on my colleg campus; i had lsifted up my shirt from a fourth floor balcony overlooking THE main through fair of the college. Like i said, lots of stupd stuff.

So this particualr incident i find embaressing was during my web cam days. For a low low fee, i would undress on camera and play with myself. It was my first week of this, and i was still learning things. On the third or fourth day, i forgot to set my privacy controls on my camera, and anyone on my yahoo IM friend's list could click on my camera. That day, i only had four of my friends on, who saw everything, of course. One was a new guy i had just met, and he was quite curious to know why i was stripping on camera, and wanted to know if i was flirtign with him. I was mortified.... what can you possibly say to that kind of question?

To this day I'm glad i don't have my family on IM list lol.

[Kuwabara]

To this day I'm glad i don't have my family on IM list lol.




like it matters if you did now....YOUR NEVER ON!!!! ::) :P

[Odessa]

oh, low blow. yea, after i stopped the web cam thing, and the rape thing, i essentially stopped using the IM as too many people knew those things i did, and wanted a show.

plus, msot of my friends stopped using I...so it got to the point i'd log into it, and the only people on wanted me to strip. the program lost it's appeal after that.

My apologies ( bowS).

[Kuwabara]

eh...get AIM....no one knows you on there....well...issi and SV3N is on there....but thats beside the point ::)

[Odessa]

her'es soemthing embaressing...kuwabara hit 2600 posts! soon, you will have no life status, to reflect that you have no life.

Welcome to hell! :)

[Kuwabara]

youll get it first ::)

[Odessa]

possibly, but i have been slowing up in my old age, apparently

[Kuwabara]

true....i was expecting you to have gotten it by now... ::)

[Odessa]

i did too, to be honest. i was planning on getting 3000 by January 1st, but i've been distracted between my family coming over and getting sick.

[Kuwabara]

ya...that'll put a damper on posting... ::)

[Mawelli]

NOne of you should try the has no life....just stay as a elitist..

[TheEndOfAllThingsGreen]

To Green: interesting. The first story is about a kid who didn't deserve it getting hit, and the second one was about someone who totally DID. And the second one is a LOT funnier... maybe Divine Retribution makes a joke all the better.


I have a habit at laughing at any misfortune (unless it is very serious), wether or not it befalls friend or foe.

[Divine Dragoon]

To Green: interesting. The first story is about a kid who didn't deserve it getting hit, and the second one was about someone who totally DID. And the second one is a LOT funnier... maybe Divine Retribution makes a joke all the better.


I have a habit at laughing at any misfortune (unless it is very serious), wether or not it befalls friend or foe.


I have the habit to do the same but to anything haha "look at that you lost you foot good job on that TNT man!" I said that yep!

[Issitheus]

i'm not good with comforting after a death... last year, a friend's friend's ex-girlfriend died. i was considering comforting him by saying, "I'm sorry about your loss, but, I mean, she's your ex, right? That means she must have been a bitch."
Common sense took hold before I said anything of the sort.

[Divine Dragoon]

now i would have done that because that's just me and i have somewhat of a.....score to settle with death I don't know what for but I just have to stare it in the face when ever i can to just say "Bring it!" and well i'm still here it sucks i must say! I'll continue this in walks in (moves to next thred)

[Mawelli]

i'm not good with comforting after a death... last year, a friend's friend's ex-girlfriend died. i was considering comforting him by saying, "I'm sorry about your loss, but, I mean, she's your ex, right? That means she must have been a bitch."
Common sense took hold before I said anything of the sort.

Only say that when you know that she was a bitch...and sometimes not even then...

[Odessa]

never talk bad about the dead... if they hear you, it's ALL over.


and i'm looking forward to has no life status...i think it would be ironic if i die while posting to get "has no life" status, but that could be me.

[Mawelli]

never talk bad about the dead... if they hear you, it's ALL over.

and i'm looking forward to has no life status...i think it would be ironic if i die while posting to get "has no life" status, but that could be me.

Well strictly speaking...no it wouldn't.

[Odessa]

sorry, sorry. a morbid moment for me. i try not to do that too often. i apologize if i hit a sensitive spot, mawelli.

[Mawelli]

It's just that I don't like it when people trash themselves...it never makes anyone feel any better =/ especially not yourself. I used to do it a lot so...yeah

[Odessa]

so um, back to an embaressing moment, i have manged to embaress myself yet again!!


today, i was...well, masterbating. i'm undressed on my bed, my fav pink vibrator, and i'm taking my time. out of no where, my cat jumps on the bed and onto my stomach, scarring the hell out of me. i shot up like a bolt, and chased the cat out of my room, angry. i am on the second floor of my parents house, and have it entirely to myself, so i can walk around the entire floor naked without anyone noticing me. still, i chased the cat to the stairs. i didn't follow her down (i'm not that stupid, right? right?) but being annoyed, i through the nearest object at the time at the cat to shoo her away.

the object i threw, of course, was my vibrator.

swearing silently as i realized my error, i dressed as quickly as possible, and ran down the stairs to retrive the vibe before anyone noticed. i grab it, hide it behind my back, and head up the stairs, when my mother calls out from the couch "having problems?"

i stop, trying to squirm out of this, when to make things interesting, my 16 year old cousin comes in from school;the front door is behind me. if i don't turn, amanda has a full view of what's behind my back, and if i do turn, my mother will see no problem. i do the only thing to possibly make this situation worse.

i sneeze. and i instictively go to cover my mouth, thrusting the recently used dildo out for all to see. they both laugh, and i go upstairs quickly before they can say anything.

[Divine Dragoon]

WOW!..... that was better that the beginning of Not another teen movie I mean it! we could make a billion $ comedy with all our stories put togeather I bet you!

[Mawelli]

WOW!..... that was better that the beginning of Not another teen movie I mean it! we could make a billion $ comedy with all our stories put togeather I bet you!

True. Vicky your a natural! You could start writing comedies!! Makes billyans!!!

[Odessa]

you kidding me? you can't make this stuff up lol.

[Divine Dragoon]

WOW!..... that was better that the beginning of Not another teen movie I mean it! we could make a billion $ comedy with all our stories put togeather I bet you!

True. Vicky your a natural! You could start writing comedies!! Makes billyans!!!


we need are stuff too can't make a movie with one person haha

[Kuwabara]

vicky could be the star...you dd...can be the cameraman...i'll deal with the lighting... 8)

[Mawelli]

.....and what happened to me...?!

[Kuwabara]

you could be in the show....random guys and such ::)

[Mawelli]

ahh..so I'm the random guy huh..

[Issitheus]

"Odessa: The Victoria DeMinico Story"

[Kuwabara]

ahh..so I'm the random guy huh..


ya...you know....the guy she was doing when someone walked in...the husband of her sister....ect... :P

or you could be her bro ::)

[Mawelli]

Either one sounds fine :D

[Odessa]

i vote for mawelli being the person i'm doing!


i don't know about you, but the idea of a show on my life seems like it would be rather dull. i have my moments now and then, but doesn't everybody? ok, so maybe i'd had a few outlandish experiances...but enough to make a movie out of it? i can't picture it.

[Issitheus]

Nah, just the good parts. We'll Hollywood it and make it much more fantastical.

[Odessa]

the good parts? why do i suddenly get the feeling the story of my life would be a porno?

[Kuwabara]

most scenes would be stuff that you post in here ::)

[Odessa]

most scenes would be stuff that you post in here ::)


i stand by my original statement :)

[Kuwabara]

*starts to speak*

<_<

>_>

....true..... ::)

[Odessa]

lol not even disagreement. i've been a baaaaaad girl.

[Divine Dragoon]

you could be in the show....random guys and such ::)


there called an extra you moron haha "random guy" how vary professional ::)

[Odessa]

nope. you would be an extra, the guy in the background who does nothing. the random guy is random guy!

[Kuwabara]

you could be in the show....random guys and such ::)


there called an extra you moron haha "random guy" how vary professional ::)


i just do the damn lights!!!! ::) :P

[Divine Dragoon]

nope. you would be an extra, the guy in the background who does nothing. the random guy is random guy!




that's only if he has a speaking roll as in "hello there" haha








you could be in the show....random guys and such ::)


there called an extra you moron haha "random guy" how vary professional ::)


i just do the damn lights!!!! ::) :P


you better do a good job at that the stage name for that is the best boy you can be key grip too so do your job!! haha :D

[Mawelli]

Hell yeah!! Random guy in the house!!! ;D

[Odessa]

Hell yeah!! Random guy in the house!!! ;D


that sounds worse said aloud... "there's a random guy in my house!" would get a few looks ;)

[Mawelli]

It would be priceless that's what! And anyways you named me random guy so I'm random guy...actualy Kuwa did but oh well :D

[Odessa]

another odd tale from the life of Vicky


a not so sexy one this time (sorry guys!).

my mother and one of her good friends Denise went out for the evening, and i for an hour or so, i was stuck babysitting my grandmother evelyn (who came off the boat from germany) and Linda, Denise's mother who has one of the blackest complexions i've ever seen on an african american woman. Both of these women have altemziers (spelling?) so i had to sit with them.

the evenign was a bit...odd. they were knitting, and they kept having the exact same conversation all over again, every 5 minutes. it was to the effect of "what are you doing in MY kitchen?" and each of them wondering who the other person was, where they were, and why the hell were they knitting mittens together. i kept trying to explain to them what was going on, but they kept surprising each other as neither of them could remember the other.

Thats when my grandmother makes the biggest social mistake i have seen, commenting on her being black. My grandmother is old old woman with very dated ideas sadly, and she nearly disowned my couin for marrying a black man. I didn't know how Lindawas going to respond, what i was going to tell my mother, and i'm worrying over every little thing over how to smooth this out.

Then Linda asks "who are you?"

Then they went back to knitting.

I was so mortified and embaressed, i didn't know what to say. it just made for one odd evening.

[Issitheus]

There we go: a whole episode of our pseudo-reality series about Odessa all about Alzheimer's and racism.

[Odessa]

There we go: a whole episode of our pseudo-reality series about Odessa all about Alzheimer's and racism.


oh god, is this going to be a fmaily friendly show now? am i going to have to do an episode of why drugs and alcohol are bad, while trying to be in two palce at once so i use a disguise to fake my date... etc etc?

i hope not.

[Mawelli]

Well I think all the sexiness is enough so you dont have to do drugs

[Odessa]

yea!


and guess what? i did something stupid this morning! yatta!!


i have this problem: i HATE tags on my shirts. they annoy my sensitive skin, and it drives me nuts. if i'm not thinking clearly, i rip out the offending tag, and sometiems rip my shirt (not good). when i do think clearly, i get the scissors and cut the tag. simple.

so today, theres a tag bothering me. i start to rip it out, and think better of it. i take off my shirt, and try to cut the tag with my scissors. unfortunatly, my scissors are old and dull, thus proving to be useless. I need another pair, and i know my mother has a professional grade pair downstairs. Still fussing with the tag, i walk downstairs to get the scissors.

I forgot to put a shirt on ::)


i swear, someone in this universe plays a laugh track everytime i do something stupid.

[Mawelli]

You really are a able to these suprisingly often...
We must do a movie....

[Issitheus]

There is no such thing as a family-friendly reality show...

[abyssion1337]

There is no such thing as a family-friendly reality show...
there's really no such thing as a good reality show

[Odessa]

normally i agree, but if i'm the star, i will break free of the mold and do it right!

[abyssion1337]

normally i agree, but if i'm the star, i will break free of the mold and do it right!
*facepalm* it's impossible though; besides I'd think you of stronger stuff than to fall prey to being on a reality show

[Mawelli]

We'll just make a regular show...doesn't have to be reality kk?

[Jazean]

i failed at opening the hood of a car a few days ago, tried for about 10 minutes before realizing i pulled the wrong release switch (that one opened the fuse box container)...

that wouldn't of been bad but the whole event was witnessed by a classmate i had just met so i got to look completely idiotic.

[Mawelli]

I hate it when I fail at something when it actually is really simple...and when I actually know how to do it..

[Luppi-tan]

Yeah, doesn't that suck? It's like... Epic fail.

[Odessa]

yup. i can cook elaborate desserts, make wonderful cake designs, and other bakery related feats....and yet i fail at making jello. every time. i don't understand it. it never settles right, and ends up being flavored liquid; and that is NOT jello.

[Luppi-tan]

You have to put Jello in the refrigerator after you mix it, and you have to make sure that it's exactly the right mix of water and jello mix.

[Odessa]

oh, i know. but no matter how i try, it never works. it's why it's embaressing :)

[Luppi-tan]

Don't feel bad. I can't cook. I usually end up burning myself while making pasta.

[Odessa]

cooking is one of my favorite things to do. i have a good 30-50 cookbooks, and everyone knows if you don't know what to get Vicky for christmas, get Vicky a cookbook. I recieved two this year lol.


you know what else is embaressing? doing your laundry last night, and not leaving yourself a clean bra in your room to get dressed in the morning. then you have to go downstairs with the girls hanging loose and bounching around through your shirt and try to not notice your dad looking at you while you eat a grilled cheese sandwich while you pray for the dryer to finsih soon.

but that's just a guess on my part (whistle)

[Tazuto]

keep an emergancy bra somewhere??

[Divine Dragoon]

hey I wanted to ask all of you for permission to use some of these story's in a REAL movie I'm gonna make kinda like Kentucky fried movie or Amazon woman on the moon kinda movie

[Tazuto]

i think that would be cool if you dont mention any of our names O-o

[Issitheus]

Except mine :D

[Mawelli]

hey I wanted to ask all of you for permission to use some of these story's in a REAL movie I'm gonna make kinda like Kentucky fried movie or Amazon woman on the moon kinda movie

No names and its fine by me ^^

[Odessa]

eh, i don't mind my name being used, but i want to see how this project if it gets made lol.

[Divine Dragoon]

I forgot to say the part "no names and locations will be mechend" ceptp in the creds under script and story staff and i can use your avatar names (Odessa,Kuwabara,Issitheus, ect) anyway I'll be making it this year bla bla bla and i'll send out copy's to all you hehe and it's gonna be a full length movie working title is (Made in MT) haha I'll keep everyone posted as well! :D

[Kuwabara]

good :P

[Odessa]

i just hope it's not like, 80% of my stories lol.

[Divine Dragoon]

haha nah I have a hole crew on stand by I just need permissions and some actors and all that were putting production value in this one (^_^)

[Odessa]

lol maybe i should contribute a bra for a prop, as a token of my support? :)


it could even lead to an "embaressing moment" when DD opens a box, and has to explain to his parents and/or girlfriend why some crazy women on the internet is mailing her bra's to him.

[Kuwabara]

hahaha...that would be funny! :P

[Odessa]

i know, right? I used to mail gift basket of cookies and such to my internet friends for christmas, but apparently this led to a lot of confusion over me having feelings for people, and people having to thier parents who i wasm who i wasn't, and it just got out of hand.

[Mawelli]

i know, right? I used to mail gift basket of cookies and such to my internet friends for christmas, but apparently this led to a lot of confusion over me having feelings for people, and people having to thier parents who i wasm who i wasn't, and it just got out of hand.

I want cookies!!!

I don't care if my location is mentioned though...

[abyssion1337]

you should be careful when enabling cookies

[Odessa]

i wonder how long it would take to mail something over seas? if i mailed cookies to Mawelli, would they still be edible when they get there?

this requires research!

[abyssion1337]

I love interactive narrative

[Odessa]

is that supposed to be embaressing, or off topic?

[Kuwabara]

his posts are starting to be more like spam recently...

[Odessa]

you noticed that too? ok, so i'm not crazy.


....

LOL wait of course i am!!

[Kuwabara]

DUH!! ::) :P

[Odessa]

lol you don't have to agree with me THAT earnestly...

[Kuwabara]

eh... :P

[Mawelli]

Kuwa just calls you crazy cause he doesnt want admit that he himself is crazy...

[Kuwabara]

...never said i wasnt... ::)

[Odessa]

so we're crazy together? great! we can be bunkmates in the looney bin!

[Mawelli]

I'll lock the doors then...

wait...who stole the key?!?!

[Odessa]

i have one! (fishes around in her panties for a minute, and takes out a key) here you go!