[Divine Dragoon]

its women pants sizes...i know because i have 2 older sisters ::)

edit:me two....any girls in the Jacksonville Alabama area? ::)


your sisters! HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA you set your self up for that one my friend (^_^)

[Kuwabara]

1)they aint around here

2)that is sick and wrong ::)

[Divine Dragoon]

::)


I bet you would haha :P

anyway On topic Im still single who would of guessed that huh? :D

[Kuwabara]

no

on topic:aint mah fault.....i tried ::) :P

[Divine Dragoon]

on topic:aint mah fault.....i tried ::) :P


you mean you tried your sisters hahahahahhahahahah

on a more serious note after her husband to be called me i just felt really used like come one we were best friends in high school and could say anything to each other and the least she could do was tell me instead of hurt me so badly I still would have gotten her home safe and sound as i had done me knowing or not I was there for a friend.,.... it just hurts that's all i can say :'(

[Ken-Chan]

hug?

[Mawelli]

*hugs DD*

[13egin]

on topic:aint mah fault.....i tried ::) :P


you mean you tried your sisters hahahahahhahahahah

on a more serious note after her husband to be called me i just felt really used like come one we were best friends in high school and could say anything to each other and the least she could do was tell me instead of hurt me so badly I still would have gotten her home safe and sound as i had done me knowing or not I was there for a friend.,.... it just hurts that's all i can say :'(



AWWW!!!!!! MEGA HUGGLES GLOMPSYS!!!!~~omnomonomonom~ ;D

[Mawelli]

We like to give hugs....every nao and then :D

[Divine Dragoon]

haha thanks! crap happens you just have to keep on going right? haha :D

[Kyle X]

Yeah.. you step in it, but just keep on walking.

[13egin]

just try to miss those trips as much as possible ;D they always hurt when you fall

[Kyle X]

..it's even worse when you fall into a big pile of it.. and get covered.

[Divine Dragoon]

..it's even worse when you fall into a big pile of it.. and get covered.


Iv never been to an orgy!! haha :D

[Kyle X]

Yeah.. what are we talking about? :-X (1st normal emoticon usage)

[Ken-Chan]

i dont know but i like were it's going

WOOOHOOOO

[Jazean]

*quickly vacates the room*

WTF people, put up a sign next time, almost gave me a fracken heart attack...

I hope that was chocolate, it was everywhere, i seriously hope that was chocolate...

*shudder, walks away slowly as to not alert the writhing horde*

[Ken-Chan]

like hell ur gettin away

KYLE HELP ME GET HIM

*throws washing machine and knocks Jazean over*

*carry's him back to the room with kyle's help*
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/95/Two-person_carry_alternate.jpg/300px-Two-person_carry_alternate.jpg

now the fun begins
VICKY where is the lube

[Jazean]

ow... washing machine... pain... ribcage... leg... pain...

if i die tell the catgirls... mao...

*unconsciousness*

[Ken-Chan]

crap he passed out

well it's no fun if i cant hear him scream :'(

ow well *draws penis on his head and covers him in honey feathers and poison ivy*

awesome insert awesome laugh here

[Mawelli]

*locks the door and walks out*

[Jazean]

*awakens, tied to chair*

*looks around, sees he's part of a row of chairs*

Hey buddy, um.. what happened...

*random Asian dialect response*

I thought we went on a road trip to get vicky a little thai boy, not to lock me in a room tied to a chair next to him...

*passes out again*

[Mawelli]

*rings Jaz's phone*

Meh, no answer...

*continues watching Baccano*

[Divine Dragoon]

Yeah.. what are we talking about? :-X (1st normal emoticon usage)


hahaha

[Jazean]

*ringing noise, wakes up*

gah, my pants are ringing, ARMS TIED BEHIND CHAIR!!!

*tries to wiggle phone out of pocket*

*ringing stops*

GAWDDAMNIT...

*random Asian dialect speaking*

SHUTUP THAI BOY

*grumbles alot before passing out again*

[Divine Dragoon]

I pop in wearing my stealth camo looks at Jaz and slaps him around a bit then hides in a corner waiting to see if he figers out im here

[Kyle X]

So, I'm behind the two-way mirror, right? I'm the big scary modified voice that has yet to say anything?
When does the fun begin?

[Jazean]

*wakes up*

well... i still has to live for the catgirls, so i should probably stop playing around...

*shifts legs up, archs back a bit, twists arms to move them together to loosen restraints slightly*

*condenses left hand slightly, pulls hard*

sonofa... that always hurts like hell...

*uses free left hand to loosen right hand*

ow... i forgot how much my left hand bleeds when i do that...

*random Asian Dialect ranting, followed by neck snapping*

for the last time quiet... let me think of an escape plan.

[Kyle X]

Weird Morphed voice, like in Mighty Morphin Power Rangers:
"So, you're finally awake. How do you like the accommodations?"

[Jazean]

quiet roomy detached voice, the thai complaint box was a bit annoying so i broke it.

*reaches down and take small file out of heel of shoe*

seriously, i'd love to talk, but these accommodation's are starting to get a little bothersome.

*begins filing the nails on one hand*

[Kyle X]

"Thai.. Complaint.. <Did we have one of those?>
Well, don't get comfortable, we wouldn't want that."

[Jazean]

comfort is relative my detached friend

*stretches and yawns a bit*

*flicks little bits of nail at various walls*

seriously though, i have people waiting for me, if you don't feel like letting me out i'll make my own way.

*goes back to filing his nails*

[Kyle X]

"Oh.. I see. Well, I've got people waiting for you as well.. or should I say,

*wall to the left explodes as enters*
this pair of Giant Rhinoceroses! Muahahahahahaha!"

[Jazean]

*grab back of the chair, handstand*

really? rhinos? last time i had to dispatch these half blind meat wagons i was vacationing in doctor safari's doom zoo.

*flicks the file and impales the left rhinos eye*

*brief rhino rampage, lots of dodging, two exhausted rhinos*

seriously, next time use something smarter, Hey stealth boy, if you want out you might as well follow me now, we're my coat go...

*walks up to exhausted rhino*

mind if i borrow this

*kyokushin style strike the rhino's horn*

*steps out the hole in the wall with a rhino horn "sword"*

[Kyle X]

*evil misplaced laughter*
"Well done, Mr Bond. But did you think it would be that easy?"
*The hallway begins to compress and at the same time fill with acid and noxious neurotoxin*

[Jazean]

well done, who'd you take your villain book from the masked overkill?

*begins wall running using the rhino horn as additional support from the ground*

I mean all i really have to do to beat this is keep a small acid mist in from of me with the rhino horn, to dissolve the airborne toxin and as long as the wall are compressing i can run along the one with a hand on the other for bracing.

*halls forks off in two directions, takes the right*

[Kuwabara]

(ya know......we have a role play thread for this kind of thing.... ::))

[Kyle X]

Hey, I'm not the one who drugged him and tied him to a chair!

[Jazean]

well that was fun well it lasted... i blame whoever threw the washing machine at me in the first place.

[Kuwabara]

that would be the crazy aussie... ::)

[Kyle X]

He also drew a penis on your head.. I assume you noticed that.

[Jazean]

was trying to act cool and ignore that, plus it might give the catgirls ideas...

>.>

<.<

[Kyle X]

..

..

like what?

[abyssion1337]

we need people with more well-defined quirks around here

[Jazean]

...

...

like what?

wait that was just said...

[Kyle X]

Hmm, I've got well-defined quirks, but I guess they don't carry over to the internet.
I do like staying up all night reading threads though.

[Ken-Chan]

He also drew a penis on your head.. I assume you noticed that.


dont forget the honey and poison ivy :P

[13egin]

XD I love this story!!! Plz continue with it!!

[Ken-Chan]

naaaa we need something new and i'm out of washing machines but i do have a few ovens.

HEY JAZEAN WANT TO PLAY BRANDY

[13egin]

heartbroken :'(

[Kuwabara]

huh? ???

[Jazean]

wut?

play brandy? I thought you drank brandy? or may did brandy if it was a person...

[Ken-Chan]

no brandy were you throw an object like a tennis ball at someone to get them it

basically it is exactly like tag but u use a ball i have played once with a golf ball it was painful

[Divine Dragoon]

sounds FUN!!!!! next time try it with a knife hehe

[13egin]

sounds like dodge ball

[Jazean]

thank you aussies for your pain causing game inventions. can i use a rock?

[Ken-Chan]

u can use wateva u want but be prepared to be hit with it aswell

[Mawelli]

I'll use my grenade

*throws*

the pin is missing

*runs awaaaaaay*

[Ken-Chan]

now how can i go in if you blow me up
BAKKA

*kicks grenade back*

[Mawelli]

*is far away in a bunker*

Oh...sorry about that...is a tennis ball better than a grenade?

[Ken-Chan]

*is far away in a bunker*

Oh...sorry about that...is a tennis ball better than a grenade?

http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/5269/facepalm8bu0ph9.jpg

[Jazean]

*snicker*

*whips a golf ball in Mawelli's direction*

[Divine Dragoon]

HAHAHahahahahhHAhHAHahahhAhahahA!!!! facepalm hehe

let's use a real HOT potato haha

[Jazean]

you mean like

http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/zoom/shocking_hot_potato.jpg

see http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/games/91b8/

its fun.

[Divine Dragoon]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!! that's awesome!!

[Mawelli]

I'll just stick with my grenades

Watch out!

*throws grenades*

[Jazean]

*breaks out the bat*

*starts swinging*

[Mawelli]

*runs away*

I got....bored! I'll go watch TV!

*Mawelli escapes*

[Divine Dragoon]

*runs away*

I got....bored! I'll go watch TV!

*Mawelli escapes*


well all know you can run like a little bitch good luck in the army hahaha! ;)

[Odessa]

Shock ball....huh. who would have known?

not surprisingly, my first thought is how i can use this knowledge in pursuit of all things kinky...

[Ken-Chan]

i just watched the Jackass boys play hot potato with a police issue tazer that stayed on it was awesome

[abyssion1337]

Jackass is a plague on humanity

[Ken-Chan]

i love jackass and wild boys and viva la bam and dirty sanchez and the dudesons

i love em all

[Mawelli]

i love jackass and wild boys and viva la bam and dirty sanchez and the dudesons

i love em all

Duudsonit! It's the only orignal one and only! Hell yeah!

[Divine Dragoon]

Jackass is a plague on humanity


You got that right!!!!

[Odessa]

wow. you know i've been single for too long when the picture on mawelli's sig looks like a guy giving head to me.

i really need to get laid...

[Mawelli]

wow. you know i've been single for too long when the picture on mawelli's sig looks like a guy giving head to me.

i really need to get laid...

That's a first. Never looked at it that way.....I guess that's..normal?

[Ken-Chan]

it's normal for the hell crew

[Kyle X]

..to not get laid.

[Odessa]

wow. you know i've been single for too long when the picture on mawelli's sig looks like a guy giving head to me.

i really need to get laid...

That's a first. Never looked at it that way.....I guess that's..normal?


probably. the angel on the left of the picture. his left wing (right side of the picture) looked a little too penis-y too me...

[Ken-Chan]

..to not get laid.

well maybe but thats not wat i meant i meant to notice strange things or starting to hallucinate







wow. you know i've been single for too long when the picture on mawelli's sig looks like a guy giving head to me.

i really need to get laid...

That's a first. Never looked at it that way.....I guess that's..normal?


probably. the angel on the left of the picture. his left wing (right side of the picture) looked a little too penis-y too me...


HAHAHA i can see wat u mean but didnt the feathers give it away

[Odessa]

well yes, but it was a trick of the eye; i've seen the picture plenty of times, and yet i look at it now and i'm imaging a BJ. its just one of those WTF moments

[Ken-Chan]

a bit of WTF is always good adds a bit of randomness to the situation

[Mawelli]

I still can't see the penis or the BJ anywhere....is this a bad sign

[Ken-Chan]

the guy on the left his right wing that we can only see a bit of

because the top is lighter it looks like the tip or knob of the penis and the darker longer part looks like the shaft

[Divine Dragoon]

the guy on the left his right wing that we can only see a bit of

because the top is lighter it looks like the tip or knob of the penis and the darker longer part looks like the shaft


and you say your strait? haha

[Ken-Chan]

yer i am but i do have a penis so i do know wat it looks like

[Odessa]

well, i'm the one who pointed it out, and I do like penis' in THAT way :)

as a teenager, i used to think i could never like penis' as they looked "disgusting." i would be a nun as sex had no appeal to me. then i went lesbian, as i could handle that. i liked guys mind you, but i could never imagine myself touching one of THOSE things. i used to blanch when one of my trusted friends would mention giving her guy a BJ, as i couldn't imagine the appeal. I tried to imagine it, but i couldn't.

i still remember my first willing encounter... his name was Ron, and we had been making out on my bed. our hands are everywhere, and suddenly my bra comes undone ( i still don't know how he did it as I never even noticed him doing it). the sound of the clasp coming undone changed everything, and we were undressing in moments. I was so incredilby nervous! I wasn't sure if I could bring myself to look below his waist. but i did... i was more curious than anything lol. and then i knew the appeal; it surprised me at first. a minute later i'm giving my first (conscious) BJ and loving every second of it lol. i've turned 180, and oral has become one of my big kinks :)

I'm not quite sure why i'm typing this up, but i'm sure i had a good reason at the time.

[Divine Dragoon]

one of THOSE things.


Hahahahahahahahahahaha that's too funny hahaha :D HIGH 5

[Odessa]

glad you found it amusing :)

yea, but penis' used to make me blanch, like they were hideous. but as the saying goes, you can't judge a book by it's cover. once i was more (cough) familiar (cough) with them, we became GOOD friends :)

[Ken-Chan]

hahaha good friends with penis

does that mean all penis or just the ones u have seen

[Odessa]

well, in general, i guess. i've made my piece with that part of myself, embraced my sexuality and all that.

[Ken-Chan]

thats good now i know u already like part of me :P