[Drago87]

I was kind of bored when making this topic, ::) But this poll is about sharing your previous dating experiences. If you don't like this, thats' fine but just bored and all..HEE HEE.

[Odessa]

oh god, where do i even begin?!

i'm a perverted poly pansexual (former) prostitute, BDSM leather queen with LOTS of stories... i think i've rambled about one sexcapade on every topic by now lol.

currently, i'm dating abyssion1337 on this site (yes, we meet in person and not some kids pretending online).


check out my "sex and dating 101" topic if you have any questions ;)

[Drago87]

Thanks. I already checked out the sex and dating 101, I like it and all, but just wanted to start something new. Boredom has such weird affects.

[Jazean]

yes, i'm single...

although lately the being of infinite bad humor in the sky seems to be trying to help me meet girls by damaging the vehicles i am driving at the time...

[Odessa]

Thanks. I already checked out the sex and dating 101, I like it and all, but just wanted to start something new. Boredom has such weird affects.


i have a fan!! yatta!!!

and Jazean, if you damaged your car and met the love of your life...i'd say you got a good deal out of it, wouldn't you? :)

[Drago87]

yes, i'm single...

although lately the being of infinite bad humor in the sky seems to be trying to help me meet girls by damaging the vehicles i am driving at the time...

I know just what ya mean. For me, It always went like this (this is true btw) I get close to finding someone, one member of my family dies from cancer. Hell, last year I lost three members alone all to cancer. Ya think that'll be some kind of premonition or something. Not trying to sound crude or anything, but thats' how it was.

[Drago87]

Thanks. I already checked out the sex and dating 101, I like it and all, but just wanted to start something new. Boredom has such weird affects.


i have a fan!! yatta!!!

and Jazean, if you damaged your car and met the love of your life...i'd say you got a good deal out of it, wouldn't you? :)



HUURRAHHHHH!!!!!!!

[Jazean]

odd double post and extra text put within the quote boxes...

its good to know people are wishing me luck, it helps a little with the whole confidence thing.

[Mawelli]

odd double post and extra text put within the quote boxes...

its good to know people are wishing me luck, it helps a little with the whole confidence thing.

GL

and hes a nooob...so we forgive

[Odessa]

( walks in holding a chainsaw)

we do?!

oh...

(hides chainsaw behind her back, and walks away whistling)

[Mawelli]

( walks in holding a chainsaw)

we do?!

oh...

(hides chainsaw behind her back, and walks away whistling)



Now now...don't scare the noob until hes close enough for us to do the killing move

Wait...what?

[Odessa]

on a different note, i'm a white single female looking to correct the "Single" condition. anyone want to hitched?

[Kuwabara]

wait...does tha-....will you-.....damn....not sure if i wanna ask yet....

[Odessa]

wait...does tha-....will you-.....damn....not sure if i wanna ask yet....



marry a stranger online, have tons of sex, and hope for the best? sure, why not?

what could possibly go wrong?

[Kuwabara]

not that ::)....

[Issitheus]

wait... you and abys...

[Odessa]

wait... you and abys...


if abyss has a problem, he/she can call me to tell me. that's all i have to say on that.

[Ellen Feiss]

does vicky need a hug?

[Kuwabara]

i think she needs several.....

[Issitheus]

i think she needs several.....

...several WHAT?

[abyssion1337]

hugs I'd assume

[Issitheus]

So, who's doing was this? Yours or hers?

[Ellen Feiss]

bad issi dont ask that!!!

[abyssion1337]

probably mine and it doesn't matter if he asks or not truths tend to come out

[Issitheus]

Yeah, that's what I thought... abys, you've really changed recently

[Ellen Feiss]

ur lucky im sick or id cut u

[abyssion1337]

Yeah, that's what I thought... abys, you've really changed recently
recently? it seemed to me that is was the conclusion of the progress of a melancholy mindset along with everyday stress and a deep despair ergo this was in the works for a while and it was probably predictable



ur lucky im sick or id cut u
don't start stuff

[Ellen Feiss]

im not i just like cutting him ;D

[Issitheus]

Well I fondly remember a distinctly different abys posting here mere weeks ago...

[abyssion1337]

mere weeks? perhaps it has only been weeks, I've been very tired; time just always seems to drag on

[Odessa]

hugs are always appreciated, regardless of any reason.


and yes, abyss has changed dramtically. i don't know why, but ever since we came back from visiting abyss's parents, he/she has been incredibly moody. i don't know about anyone else, but i'd love to hear an explanation. not that i expect one.

[Ellen Feiss]

woot hugs for vicky *hugs vicky*

[abyssion1337]

I'd love to give an explanation but I don't have one

[Issitheus]

Let's all go to where abys lives and beat the **** out of him/her! Knock some sense into him/her!

[Odessa]

tempting, but i'd likely try to **** some sense into him/her, and if everyone else came too, that would lead to...odd things.

[Jazean]

this confirms the theory, family makes people feel like crap.

why do we visit them then?

i don't think a beatdown is the proper solution, the other one would be a little awkward...

[Odessa]

oh come on, what's an orgy between friends? :)

[abyssion1337]

tempting, but i'd likely try to **** some sense into him/her, and if everyone else came too, that would lead to...odd things.
intriguing but I'm not interested, I think the solution here is probably some minor self-mutilation or possibly drugs

[Jazean]

remember to keep the hands and feet mostly intact in-case they are needed shortly after to help fend off some zombies.

[Mawelli]

remember to keep the hands and feet mostly intact in-case they are needed shortly after to help fend off some zombies.

I concur

[Odessa]

well, if you are mutilating yourself, i dont' think you're in the right mind to care about being eaten by zombies. in fact, becoming a zombie would like fix a lot of your problems!

of course, being a vampire would be better, but still...

[Divine Dragoon]

odd double post and extra text put within the quote boxes...

its good to know people are wishing me luck, it helps a little with the whole confidence thing.

GL

and hes a nooob...so we forgive


Ahhh (sigh) sence i can i must say my favorite saying hehe all right my fellow hellmates join in on 3 ....1......2.........3! STFU NOOB!!!! haha i had to just havin some fun hehe hahaaha anyway I'm single BTW haha (^_^)

[abyssion1337]

I wonder if there's any difference between the average human and actual evil, isn't it true that with opportunity people are capable of anything?

[Mawelli]

I wonder if there's any difference between the average human and actual evil, isn't it true that with opportunity people are capable of anything?

Humans are evil. We just try to be nice...

[Jazean]

if it wasn't for the thin layer or morals that are usually instilled in us from birth, we'd be much worse.

pure evil makes me think of a 5yr old, just old enough to do stuff and just young enough to barely understand right from wrong without proper incentive.

[abyssion1337]

I disagree, I think that when opportunity presents itself people will lose all morals; the motive is the only thing that changes

[Mawelli]

When opportunity presents itself we try to go the easy way, which usually is the bad/evil way. It's in our nature. And I'm supported by such people as Joseph Conrad. Go read Heart of Darkness

[Odessa]

I disagree. I think people have an innate goodness to them. It's true some people are tempted to do wrong, but there are so many more who do not. Being "good" doesn't have to be being a saint, but it's in the simple everyday people who obey the laws, join neighborhood watch communities, and volunteer. This is an age where our villains are glamorized on TV and our heroes go silent more often than naught.

For those who think we only take the easiet route, look at the times of great tragedy, and you will find those gimmers of hope. It can be those who helped slaves find freedom, to those who helped out of modern tragedies as Katrina and 9/11. Simple acts of giving to charity, of shoveling a neighbors yard of snow, or helpinga friend in need... these are all good acts we take for granted in the face of overwhelming evil thrown in our faces. We remember the evil as it hurts us, it shocks us, and it offends us.

Still, there is always good in this world. For every evil act, there is a good act as well. Never forget that.

[Divine Dragoon]

I disagree, I think that when opportunity presents itself people will lose all morals; the motive is the only thing that changes


I agree with you Abyss the hole thing of a saint can be perfect but if given power well power corrupts so yah

[abyssion1337]

absolute power corrupts absolutely

[Odessa]

( yawn ) say that coming.

[Divine Dragoon]

( yawn ) say that coming.



you mean abyss says wile they are cumming? haha I just feel like being funny today hahahahhahaahahahahahhahahahahhahahahha

[abyssion1337]

well I could go with the even more cliched "with great power comes great responsibility"

[Odessa]

(groan) i'd rather you didn't.

[Mawelli]

Humans are evil. We just try to be nice...

[Jazean]

this topic has gotten relatively off-track which is to be expected here in off-topic.

[Mawelli]

this topic has gotten relatively off-track which is to be expected here in off-topic.

^^

[Odessa]

lol maybe i should say something "single white female who believes people are genrally good seeking single male who agrees?" would that tie this thread up :)

[Drago87]

I honestly don't care if this does go off track. I just wanted to know how everyone would think of me putting this topic up. (tee hee) Cause' most of the time I'll have nothing to do, which is much like saying I've got alot of time on my hands. LOL

[abyssion1337]

people aren't inherently good, maybe neutral but not good

[Odessa]

well, i say people are good. so THERE! maybe it's my former nun teachings, but thats what i believe. everyone has to make thier own judgement calls though.

[Mawelli]

I honestly don't care if this does go off track. I just wanted to know how everyone would think of me putting this topic up. (tee hee) Cause' most of the time I'll have nothing to do, which is much like saying I've got alot of time on my hands. LOL

We don't care either!! :D

Now where is my pop tart...?

[Kuwabara]

right behind you ::)

[Mawelli]

Ahh there it is. Now I might as well go back on topic:

I'm single.

[Divine Dragoon]

I'm still single Wat's new hehe

[Kuwabara]

same here ::)

[Odessa]

you mean no one has unexpected gotten married in the last few weeks?

damn, i'm going to lose that bet...

[Kuwabara]

pay up... ::) :P

[Mawelli]

Yaya!! Moneys is nice

[abyssion1337]

well, i say people are good. so THERE! maybe it's my former nun teachings, but thats what i believe. everyone has to make thier own judgement calls though.


well I am chaotic insane

[acutekat]

ah people are people good bad inbetween you cant simplify

[abyssion1337]

that's the whole point of what I said, people are gray and the bend towards the darker shades

[acutekat]

nah they don't bend either way those who do just get more publicity

[abyssion1337]

nah they don't bend either way those who do just get more publicity
untrue, I could only be beneficial for the good ones to be in the public eye

[acutekat]

not for batman

[Odessa]

lol and Batman wins the topic.

[acutekat]

batman FTW

[Odessa]

would batgirl have more or less win? and does the answer depend on her state of undress?

[Mawelli]

Batgirl is less win in her present state. Less clothing more win on her case..

[Divine Dragoon]

is it just me or does abyss seem....nicer usually abyss is more.....critical i don't know you just seem different buddy no offense. :)

[Odessa]

is it just me or does abyss seem....nicer usually abyss is more.....critical i don't know you just seem different buddy no offense. :)


i think abyss is having some serious mood swings. but how would i know? i mean, it's not like we're supposedly dating or anything.

oh wait.

[Kuwabara]

wait...wut? ???

[Odessa]

i thought i responsed to this earlier.... did i delte my own psot without knowing?


i just meant i should know the state of my lover, and yet i only see him/her on here these days, and we hardly ever talk in private anymore.

[Kuwabara]

yes...did you, or did you not brake up w/ him?.... ???

[Odessa]

er...um....well look, it's a distraction!

(runs)

[Kuwabara]

ohhhhhh....perdy catgirl *drools* :P

wait....where'd she go? ???

[acutekat]

fell for the oldest trick in the book

[Kuwabara]

what? i love catgirls... ::)

[acutekat]

so did charles manson and look what happened to him

[Kuwabara]

lol wut?

[Jazean]

bring more catgirls, we'll remedy this single problem by having multiple catgirls!

[Kuwabara]

YES!!! :P

[acutekat]

how about no

[Odessa]

you know, i'm ok not marrying a catgirl.

of course, if you could bring her friend, overly hung Horse guy....then we'll talk.

[Kuwabara]

....and yet.....that does surprise me.... ::) :P

[Odessa]

eh, you have your fantasies, i have mine :)

[Kuwabara]

crap...i meant doesnt....damn its late.....

[Mawelli]

Oh btw Vicky. The Finnish government is revising its foreign policy these day so that at the best, you can get a visa and working permit in five days, if you have all of your paperwork fixed with no problems ^^

[Odessa]

Oh btw Vicky. The Finnish government is revising its foreign policy these day so that at the best, you can get a visa and working permit in five days, if you have all of your paperwork fixed with no problems ^^


Good to know. Um, what if the US goverment refuses to acknoledge your existence and thus refuses to give you a passport as you don't legally exist?

[Mawelli]

Well...then you will have to smuggle yourself to Finland :D

[Odessa]

(plays mission impossible theme)

alright, lets do this!!!

[Mawelli]

Ok...how should we proceed wit this?

[Kuwabara]

hmmm.....i got a few ideas.....

*wonders off*

[Mawelli]

Oy! We need you here to help us get Vicky to Finland

*goes after Kuwa*

[Kuwabara]

hmm?....oh.....hmmmm....how long is a flight from boston to Finland?....

[Odessa]

well, if we're going to do it, i first need to head to Georgia, kidnap Issi, Ellen, and Kuwabara, and then take them with me to finland. and maybe, just maybe, take abyss with me too.

maybe.

[Kuwabara]

as long as i can bring mah jeep :P

[abyssion1337]

I need to fix my TARDIS

[Mawelli]

Well, ofcourse you can bring your jeep ^^

[Odessa]

yup. i'll need an escape vehicle with no legal connection to me when we stop by the bank.

[Mawelli]

Perfect. Now who will suply the stamps for the package that you will all cram into?

[Kuwabara]

was...um....not thinking about a package...i have two ideas..... ::)

[Odessa]

well, since we have the jeep, we obviosly sneak on board a luxury cruise liner. we "barter" the jeep with the captain for our tickets, and party all the way to europe. then, we steal the jeep back, and drive off.

[Kuwabara]

i was thinking we could get a halftop for the jeep...hide you in the back....and pay to ferry it across the ocean... ::)

[Divine Dragoon]

or we could just sat **** the ferry and water proof the jeep (hehe) and just drive to Finland hahaha

what u never seen James bond? It will work!!!

[Issitheus]

well, if we're going to do it, i first need to head to Georgia, kidnap Issi, Ellen, and Kuwabara, and then take them with me to finland. and maybe, just maybe, take abyss with me too.

maybe.



What about Dreamer?

[abyssion1337]

I like the gyroc

[Kuwabara]

she can come too....but we need a second vehicle....my jeep only fits 4...

[abyssion1337]

the gyroc is a pistol, that shoots rockets

[Issitheus]

we don't care

[Mawelli]

How about just teleporting here...its prolly the quickest way

[Dreamer]

yeah it might be the quickest way to telport

[Issitheus]

but there's always the risk of molecular dispersion whilst teleporting...

[Dreamer]

yeah that might be a bad idea

[Issitheus]

but 'tis fun nevertheless

[Dreamer]

of course it is

[Issitheus]

have you ever teleported?

[Dreamer]

no i have not

[Issitheus]

it's an interesting experience, actually

[Dreamer]

oh really

[Issitheus]

yes

[Dreamer]

ok then

[Issitheus]

kuwabara, have you ever teleported?

[Kuwabara]

maybe.... ::)

[Dreamer]

oh you have

[abyssion1337]

teleportation is easy

[Jazean]

really how so?

also, does the teleportee arrive alive?

[Mawelli]

Well that's beside the point. It's still fun as hell!

[Odessa]

um, how can it be fun if you die on the way? ???

[Mawelli]

Well, you'll just have to experience it to know :D

[Odessa]

see, THAT's what i'm afraid of. i like being in one piece, so i'll pass for now :)

[Mawelli]

Well your a vampire so a few scratches are fine...or a few limbs off...I'm ninja so my evade is so high I evade death caused by teleportation...

[abyssion1337]

see, THAT's what i'm afraid of. i like being in one piece, so i'll pass for now :)
you should attempt living less cautiously

[Odessa]

BULL ****, i'm already on deaths door from the life i've lived. does it sound like i'm playing conservatively here? i've taken more chances than you can DREAM, so don't lecture me.

[abyssion1337]

I'd rather live a short fun life then long boring one

[Dreamer]

same here

[acutekat]

hrm depend on how you define boring and fun and excitement

[FnkyWlkrDrtyTlkr]

One time, I dated a girl. Thus shooting down all quips saying im gay.

...Everyone who has ever said that to me is being carefully monitered...by a trained sniper. Because I can. And because they deserve to die. Horribly. Like...have someone barge into their house, punch them in the face, drag them into the street and shoot them repeatedly in the face until it stops being funny.

[Odessa]

wow, that is incredibly offensive. there is nothing wrong in being gay, my "friend." i'm proud to be pansexual, and date anyone regardless of gender.

and FYI: those who protest the loudest about not being gay? usually are. i expect to see you in a gay bar in 5 years.

[abyssion1337]

One time, I dated a girl. Thus shooting down all quips saying im gay.

...Everyone who has ever said that to me is being carefully monitered...by a trained sniper. Because I can. And because they deserve to die. Horribly. Like...have someone barge into their house, punch them in the face, drag them into the street and shoot them repeatedly in the face until it stops being funny.
well if you're this violent over irrelevant things you must be easy to manipulate

[Mawelli]

wow, that is incredibly offensive. there is nothing wrong in being gay, my "friend." i'm proud to be pansexual, and date anyone regardless of gender.

and FYI: those who protest the loudest about not being gay? usually are. i expect to see you in a gay bar in 5 years.

But theres nothing wrong with not being gay either...

[Odessa]

no, theres nothing wrong with being straight, but it is insultingto think being called gay require violence and snipers to mask his insecurities. we're a minority, not a target for a sniper range.

[Mawelli]

Why don't we snipe him?

[Odessa]

two wrongs don't make a right, as they say.

[abyssion1337]

yes but 3 rights make a left. ok but seriously, we can't just kill every ignorant person, I like to think our enlightened minds put us above that

[Odessa]

killing the ignorant would reduce us to their level, i'm afraid. still, tempting isn[t it?

[abyssion1337]

that's the the primal concept of murder speaking

[Odessa]

wha...?

[abyssion1337]

don't you think that on the most basic levels people are pretty violent?

[Divine Dragoon]

Yo Dreamer!! what anime is on your sig? That blue on the left is A1 USDA certified Cute and Major Hot at the same time! haha

[Odessa]

don't you think that on the most basic levels people are pretty violent?


we all have the capacity for violence, just as we all have the capacity to choose to not resort to violence.

[abyssion1337]

don't you think that on the most basic levels people are pretty violent?


we all have the capacity for violence, just as we all have the capacity to choose to not resort to violence.
you're just paraphrasing exactly what I said

[Odessa]

maybe, but i think people are aturally good, remember? :)

[abyssion1337]

ok but for this exercise we're not using terms of good or evil, we're saying that on the lowest levels of thinking violence is prevalent, in other words, violence is just basic.

[acutekat]

john is just obtuse i knew something like this would happen


man i tone down so much on the internet

[Odessa]

ok but for this exercise we're not using terms of good or evil, we're saying that on the lowest levels of thinking violence is prevalent, in other words, violence is just basic.


not quite. violence is in us, but on the basic level you refer to it's for self defense and survival. killing out of greed isn't a base instint; killing for food when you're starving is.

[Mawelli]

ok but for this exercise we're not using terms of good or evil, we're saying that on the lowest levels of thinking violence is prevalent, in other words, violence is just basic.


not quite. violence is in us, but on the basic level you refer to it's for self defense and survival. killing out of greed isn't a base instint; killing for food when you're starving is.

Killing to defend your own is natural...this would be the case here

[Odessa]

thank you, mawelli. i knew i liked you for some reason ;)

[abyssion1337]

we're not talking about killing though, we're talking about violence, the distance between the 2 is vast

[Mawelli]

we're not talking about killing though, we're talking about violence, the distance between the 2 is vast

Well, acting violently to protect your own is also natural :D

[Odessa]

sigh, abyss just likes to be difficult, and never admits he/she is wrong. it can be quite annoying. we once argued over the works of douglas adams for a week, before i gave up.

[Issitheus]

sigh, abyss just likes to be difficult, and never admits he/she is wrong. it can be quite annoying. we once argued over the works of douglas adams for a week, before i gave up.

and read said works?

[Divine Dragoon]

Life's a bitch ant she? the same with stubborn people

[Odessa]

lol no issi, i have never read the works of douglas adams; my work is often compared to his, and i don't read it to preserve what little dignity i have as a writer. abyss thinks i should toss my standards away and read it. (shrugs). i haven't yet.

[Issitheus]

You've said that before. *shoves "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" in front of Odessa* now READ, DAMMIT!

[abyssion1337]

honestly it's not that I think I'm wrong but merely that I'm not conveying my idea correctly, I often have trouble putting down such thoughts into words because most people can't follow my train of thought: BTW read Douglas Adams, my friend cosplayed as Arthur Dent at genericon

[Odessa]

You've said that before. *shoves "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" in front of Odessa* now READ, DAMMIT!


i walked into this, didn't i?

[Jazean]

i wish to help vicky but think of the towels! and the whale and his friend the flower pot! and and the many other things.

was hoping to confuse vicky enough to make her read or at least watch the movie.

[Issitheus]

But we must call the flower pot by his proper name, should we not?

The whale and his friend Agrajag.

[Odessa]

if you want me to read it s bad, get on abyss's case; we had an agreement the last time he/she was here. If abyss did something for me, i'd read the book. Abyss has yet to deliver...

[abyssion1337]

I don't recall such an agreement, I remember you saying "if it's that important to you I'll read it." then I said, "no I don't want you to force yourself to read it and be miserable."

[Odessa]

well, i'm not surprised you don't remember it. or maybe i made it up as with half my other memories. it's not important, i guess.

[abyssion1337]

sorry but I don't remember it, what was it anyway?

[Useful]

Lol, just read this page ;D. I'm thoroughly confused :D.

Anyway, whatever it is should be done, should be done.

[Issitheus]

if you want me to read it s bad, get on abyss's case; we had an agreement the last time he/she was here. If abyss did something for me, i'd read the book. Abyss has yet to deliver...

I'll do something...

[Odessa]

oh really? I don't think you'd want to honor the original agreement... even if you are legal now...

[abyssion1337]

I've got it, we'll just have her watch the movie

[Odessa]

oh god, not a chance. i don't watch movies at all, so why would i watch a movie based on a book i don't want to read?

[abyssion1337]

in all fairness you'd like both the book and the movie, you know, I miss the old movies, back when quality was high and ideas original, we need another Kurosawa

[Odessa]

why kurosawa? i mean his stuff is ok, but what do you think he could do in an age where exploisions count as quality?

[abyssion1337]

like I care what the mindless masses think, I just want to recreate a classic movie era

[Odessa]

ok, but now your'e one of the mindless masses who is all talk and no action. congratulations.

[abyssion1337]

ok, but now your'e one of the mindless masses who is all talk and no action. congratulations.


wow that was way uncalled for, especially since I'm not, my proposal is 2 fold, one: get people to watch the old classics. 2, we will try to recreate such great movies. I realize this is probably just a pipe dream, maybe at this point all I can hope for is to improve my games in this way but who knows.

[Mawelli]

Yeah I guess it is a pipe dream to get the ignorant masses to listen to you..the government is corrupt!

Hail Ilpalaz....I mean I would like to see more quality work too but nowadays everyone wants explosions and crap so it is a bit hard.

[a cute kitty of doom]

i just got done watching that series

[Mawelli]

i just got done watching that series

was it awesome or awesome? :D

[a cute kitty of doom]

it was Jawsome


(jaws + awesome)

[Mawelli]

Wow...just wow.

[abyssion1337]

it was Jawsome


(jaws + awesome)


no... just no

[Odessa]

i prefer "awesome sauce." or "awesome suace with extra awesome."

[abyssion1337]

i prefer "awesome sauce." or "awesome suace with extra awesome."


*twitch* why *twitch*

[Odessa]

because i stole those from Rachel; i try to adoot a trait/saying from all of my former lovers.

[Mawelli]

i prefer "awesome sauce." or "awesome suace with extra awesome."




I go with "awesome soup"

[Tazuto]

awesome pizza please

[abyssion1337]

I think people should try randomly busting out into song in public more, it's refreshing

[Odessa]

i can not agree with this more! random songs everyone!!

[Mawelli]

"How did you get this number?
I can't get my head round you.
Ofcourse your not coming over,
snap out of it! Your not making any sense!"

[Odessa]

with my luck, i will sing about anal sex in front of a catholic school.

[Mawelli]

Tell when and where, I'll bring the videocamera :D

[Odessa]

dude, if you are here, you'll be duet partner, explaing the joys of anal sex as i violate you with a strap on :o

[FnkyWlkrDrtyTlkr]

No smiley has a disturbed face which can show the warping of my face to that post :o

Though I am also laughing :D

[Odessa]

i aim to please...just ask mawelli lol ;)

[Ken-Chan]

i aim to please ;)




just call me a target

[Odessa]

um...pass.

[Mawelli]

i aim to please...just ask mawelli lol ;)



She has a.....hey, please give me a break...a point

[Kuwabara]

i aim to please ;)




just call me a target


you are a ta-HOLY **** YOUR KENPACHI!!!!

KENNY'S BACK!!!!

[Odessa]

i am not yet convinced of this. also, can one really change their name on a whim?

[Kuwabara]

yep...observe.....

edit:...see :P

[abyssion1337]

i am not yet convinced of this. also, can one really change their name on a whim?
short answer: yes

long answer: yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

[Odessa]

gee, thanks. i really needed the sarcasm there.


(warning: Vicky is not feeling well and is suffering from CABS, or Cranky ass bitch syndrone. you have been warned).

[Adjacent Badger]

^ i could live with that :)

I WISH (see how it's done?) i wasn't being a cranky bitch.


You are no longer a cranky bitch, you have passed that honour on to Abyss



No, you're not

[Issitheus]

i am not yet convinced of this. also, can one really change their name on a whim?
short answer: yes

long answer: yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

Yay! Zero Punctuation reference!

[Tazuto]

i am not yet convinced of this. also, can one really change their name on a whim?
short answer: yes

long answer: yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

Yay! Zero Punctuation reference!
does he have any new videos yet?

[Kuwabara]

every Wednesday ::)

[Ken-Chan]

i am not yet convinced of this. also, can one really change their name on a whim?


of course it's me i got sick of kenpachi now i'm the vampire king
umm i started the the virgin post about never being pm'ed and u vicky were the first one to ever do it i cant believe u didn't think it was me i feel hurt

[Adjacent Badger]

Kenpachi can never be VAMPIRE KING and vice versa.

It may be the same person playing the role, but before you can put on a new costume, you have to lay the one you're wearing down.

[Ken-Chan]

???wat???

i changed persona's

is there some reason i cant do that maybe i felt like a change i got over kenny and now i'm fascinated by vampires so it seemed logical to fit my new passion with my name

so much hatred

[Adjacent Badger]

There's no hatred.

Kenpachi can never be VAMPIRE KING and vice versa, but one person can play both roles perfectly fine. It just has to be one at a time.

[Mawelli]

Anybody like solar power?

[Adjacent Badger]

Yup. Tastes wolderful with fried tomatoes and garlic.

[Odessa]

Anybody like solar power?


yes! go team green! don't pollute, give a hoot! the power is yours!!

and stuff.

[Divine Dragoon]

i am not yet convinced of this. also, can one really change their name on a whim?


of course it's me i got sick of kenpachi now i'm the vampire king
umm i started the the virgin post about never being pm'ed and u vicky were the first one to ever do it i cant believe u didn't think it was me i feel hurt


were all gonna call you Kenpatchi you know that don't you? haha

[Odessa]

he has the right to call himself whatever he wants too, and we should respect that. i think Kenpachi was a better name with a better pic... but it's not up to us to decide for him.

so hail to the king, and stuff.

[abyssion1337]

really, you think Kenpachi is better than Alucard... ok everyone has their own tastes

[Ken-Chan]

he has the right to call himself whatever he wants too, and we should respect that. i think Kenpachi was a better name with a better pic... but it's not up to us to decide for him.

so hail to the king, and stuff.


thats sweet but the name is worse thats why i made the pole so my nme will change in 5 days

[Mawelli]

Yup. Tastes wolderful with fried tomatoes and garlic.

green tomatoes to be exact ;D

[Ken-Chan]

why does solar power taste nice???

[Mawelli]

fried green tomatoes

check "Continued story" for referance

[Ken-Chan]

to lazy i'll just ignore it and i havn't posted 1 thing on this topic thats on-topic

[Adjacent Badger]

fried green tomatoes

check "Continued story" for referance


Wonderful.

[Mawelli]

fried green tomatoes

check "Continued story" for referance


Wonderful.

oh those times ^^

[Adjacent Badger]

most of a year has passed, since the story got filled with that stuff

[Mawelli]

want me to send the compiled version of the whole story? It is preeeettty ****ed up :D

[Odessa]

i think that is a mild under statment. i don't think we can just just how ****ed up it is while using a languange known on earth.

[Mawelli]

True. So anyone want it? I can add my signature on your copy :D

[Odessa]

wait wait wait, what? an actual hard copy ,with your signature?! that.... is so awesome!!! really truly?! truly really!?

[Mawelli]

I was more like thinking sending it to your email with a picture of my signature..but I guess I could send a hard copy.

[Odessa]

ohhhhhhhhhhhhh ok. i was like, wait, how can you sign an internet copy!? my mind was blown :)


and sure, i'll take an internet copy. you know my e-mail, yes? :)

[Mawelli]

yes I do. I'll just have to take a picture of my signature and then I'll send it. prolly sometime during the day..since its really late here

[Odessa]

yea, like 12am you said? it's hard to iamgine, since it's 6pm here, and i have to go make supper soon.

[Mawelli]

make that 1 am :D I should go to sleep in an hour or so..I guess

[Odessa]

awwww..... good night, sweet Prince. May angels sing thee to thy rest...

hey, thats catchy!

[Ken-Chan]

did u just make that up on the spot

[Adjacent Badger]

Pretty sure. She may have no life, but She has poetic sense.

[Ken-Chan]

wow it was good

virginity is like a balloon all it takes is one little prick and it's gone

[Adjacent Badger]

Not true. It may go for women, but not for the important things in life.

[Ken-Chan]

bahumbug

[Mawelli]

awwww..... good night, sweet Prince. May angels sing thee to thy rest...

hey, thats catchy!



Wow, never been called a prince. Usually I'm the troll or ugly duckling or something :P

[Odessa]

(face palm)

no, i didn't make that up. it's a rather famous line... if you're an english major, i guess lol.


and hey, the ugly ducking becomes a swan at the end... ;)

[Mawelli]

yes...but it takes too long...still years for that to happen. Gotta be patient...

[Ken-Chan]

patients is a virtue

[Mawelli]

well that doesn't mean I'll be virtueos :D

[Odessa]

yes...but it takes too long...still years for that to happen. Gotta be patient...



"There is more than meets the eye
i see the soul that is inside."

i think you're already there, darling ;)

[Mawelli]

yes...but it takes too long...still years for that to happen. Gotta be patient...



"There is more than meets the eye
i see the soul that is inside."

i think you're already there, darling ;)

Well...to see anything good come out of it..must be patient :D but thanks ^^

[Jazean]

http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff308/AlaskaFin/Image003.jpg

this is not what I'd consider an "ugly" face. awkwardness ensues in 5,4,3,2,1... And well you're not the type I'd point out to some of my "non-hetro" friends, you've not his type anyhow.

Is it bad that i have a judging standard for guys?

I blame the years of mall-hopping and pointing out folks, I've apparently developed what I've come to call a "puppy" sense. Curse my less then hetro-friends... i think they've corrupted my brain...

[Mawelli]

Nah I don't think it's bad if you can say something about a guy. I can. But if it's done a lot then....yeah

But I don't consider myself ugly, not at all, still just waiting patiently for some results thats all ^^

I think I'll just stay quite in the future...:P

[Kyle X]

awwww..... good night, sweet Prince. May angels sing thee to thy rest...

hey, thats catchy!

Come on guys.. she was just being cute.
You really don't know where that's from? I'm no English major (or any kind of major) but that's obviously Shakespeare.

Hamlet, I think. Google agrees. 'cause Hamlet dies and Horatio says goodbye.

[Mawelli]

Havnt read it. And I wont. :D

[Kyle X]

Well, it must be that my Grade 12 English teacher forced it on my class then.. and I liked it.

[13egin]

:'( im sadly, recently single. . . my boyfriend fell out of love with me and likes to play couples games still (if you know what i mean) sigh* I need loves! thats why i went crazy and made a new one!!! ;D ;D hehe jk!!! im going to win him back! watch and see, but truth, why id it always the big boobed or SUPER skinny like the 0's and 3's ??!? why!!! gaou~ jk, :P

[Kuwabara]

on topic:good luck... ::) :P

side note:....odessa isnt gonna like your avatar.....she thinks pirates are better :P

i prefer assassins.....they're more or less neutral ::) :P

[Kyle X]

... the big boobed or SUPER skinny like the 0's and 3's ??!? why!!! gaou~ jk, :P


What does that mean?

Gaaoouuu..

[13egin]

lol, them ninjas are assassins, and prevail in time and war! yay ninjas!! XP




on topic:good luck... ::) :P

side note:....odessa isnt gonna like your avatar.....she thinks pirates are better :P

i prefer assassins.....they're more or less neutral ::) :P

[13egin]

gaou~ is the sound that a dinosaur makes and when used my humans is a sad sound. gamu!





... the big boobed or SUPER skinny like the 0's and 3's ??!? why!!! gaou~ jk, :P


What does that mean?

Gaaoouuu..

[Kuwabara]

yes....ninjas fall under the umbrella of assassins....but you can be a assassin and not be a ninja.... ::) :P

btw....dont double post....if you need to add something....hit the "modify" button :P

[Kyle X]

I knew this would happen.. I meant the 0s and 3s thing. I don't get it.
I know perfectly well what Gaaaooo is.


EDIT: PLUS, I'm single, so this is on topic.

[Kuwabara]

its women pants sizes...i know because i have 2 older sisters ::)

edit:me two....any girls in the Jacksonville Alabama area? ::)

[13egin]

gaous~ i apologize for double posting, i wont or try to wont do it again! XP hehe, and the sizes of girls, 0's is as far as they can go i think and its the tinny body waist. 5 is about an average healthy most girl, i guess, tz what ppl say.

[Kyle X]

Wow.. I have two older sisters AND two younger ones, and I didn't catch that the first time.

Thanks for explaining, guys..

[13egin]

i never got it till this year either, hehe, why does it matter about sizes?? gamu!

[Kuwabara]

gaous~ i apologize for double posting, i wont or try to wont do it again! XP hehe, and the sizes of girls, 0's is as far as they can go i think and its the tinny body waist. 5 is about an average healthy most girl, i guess, tz what ppl say.


your just a noob....your forgiven...this time.... :P

btw...if ur gonna stay....there a Hellmates IRL thread that has all of our pics in it.....post yours when you fell like it.....its in the "AMV Hell Discussion / Questions" board :P

[Jazean]

sadly i understood, even with only a single younger sister.

good luck to ya, 13egin. I don't know who the hell you are, but we seem to be getting alot of random new additions around here. vicky turned out well, maybe the rest of yall will to.

yes, moar pictures required!

[Kuwabara]

i think that im forbiddin to add pic of myself after the....er...well...the 2 i added....that one day.....

<.<

>.>

*runs*

[Kyle X]

I didn't know there was such a thread.. with images no less. Wow. I've gotta contribute now..

[Jazean]

I exist on page 10 of that thread, somewhere before Mawelli.

[Kuwabara]

*facepalm*....its on the first page of that board.... ::)

[Kyle X]

i never got it till this year either, hehe, why does it matter about sizes?? gamu!


Well, in my opinion, if the size matches the body.. that's a good start.
It helps when the body and its proportion are nice and either close to average or something like that.
I'm one of those guys that doesn't like seeing ribs and doesn't like it when there's excess fat. There's supposed to be fat there, or she'd be almost dead. It's the same with computers.. 2 Gb of ram is nice. 4 Gb is too much. 128 Mb? Come on, I can see your pagefile. It's ridiculously large because your ram is too small. So yeah.. ram is like belly.. and pagefile.. is.. uh..

ribs. or maybe not.

[Kuwabara]

there there kyle....dont hurt yourself on the analogies ::)

[Kyle X]

BUT I WANT THEM TO KNOW!!!

[Kuwabara]

thats ok....just be sure not to hurt yourself ::) :P

[Kyle X]

I'll be careful..

(waits for the star wars line pickup)

[Kuwabara]

(waits for the star wars line pickup)

grrr...damn...its on the tip of mah tongue...

[Kyle X]

grrr...damn...its on the tip of mah tongue...


Amongst other things.
I mean the quote! It's everywhere.. even Google, but that's cheating.

[Kuwabara]

i wish there was a girl there ::)

HA!...YOU'LL BE DEAD!! ::) :P

[Kyle X]

Yay.. I'm fulfilled.

[Mawelli]

lol, them ninjas are assassins, and prevail in time and war! yay ninjas!! XP




on topic:good luck... ::) :P

side note:....odessa isnt gonna like your avatar.....she thinks pirates are better :P

i prefer assassins.....they're more or less neutral ::) :P


I prefer Ninja-Pirates!! so I'm okay with you ^^

Welcome to hell nub. And go post a pic of yourself, many of us have done that

[Odessa]

i take one day off from posting, and all hell breaks loose....

a ninja on MY forum? well ok, it&#39;s not my forum, but i&#39;m working on the coup! and ninja&#39;s...er. clearly, i need to start more "pirates are awesome" promotionel films.

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see? pirates are better :)



and i am single, and willing to relocate once my health is better... not that i&#39;m (cough) suggesting (cough) anything...


and sadly, i knew eactly what she meant on sizes... i hate the fact that my friend rachel is a size 2, and is trying to diet to become a 0. me...well, let&#39;s just say i&#39;m no where close to a 0 lol. my height makes it near impossible for one thing, so i usally need to wear clothing big on me anyway, or it&#39;s too tight.

honestly, if a guy is only interested in your dress size... he&#39;s not worth it. period. he should care more about whats between your ears than between your legs, you know? just my opinion, of course...

[acutekat]

fail with embed videos

[Jazean]

well yes that was a wee bit of fail with embed videos, you should of seen vicky trying to do anything in her first month on this forum. Nice video by the way.

[Mawelli]

Yup, very good :D