[abyssion1337]

you have a window

[imphic]

You have Windows 98

[BopBopBop]

you have Windows95'

[acutekat]

you have an apple 2 g

[Odessa]

You messed up all the topic titles.

[acutekat]

you don't get the commedic genious with which this joke was executed

[Issitheus]

You messed up all the topic titles.

Nope, sorry. That was me :P

You are the only one to see my comedic genius. The topic titles were my idea, AMV Minis was all Zarx.

[Odessa]

i kinda figured it was you; you had me on the first topic i checked, as i thought "well ok, maybe i just read that wrong." then i realzied it was more, and i quickly put two and two together, but i was being grumpy as my head is in a lot of pain at the moment. if i had been thinking clearly, i would have gone along with it, trying to throw people off.

live and learn, right?

[Issitheus]

I was hoping nobody would catch it for a while... guess if Odessa got it that quickly, I failed my objective... no offense, Odessa...

You have foiled my plans.

[Odessa]

well... guilt me why don't you. the truth is, i didn't figure it out (you can see me posting about it the site error thread) and only figured it out when i read tazuto mention it was april first in the shout box. i was trying to maintain some dignity as abyss seems to mock my intelligence he can get, and i didn't want to give him fuel for the fire. i didn't even know today was april 1st...so yea, you got me....

[acutekat]

you guys are getting off topic

and im wearing sun glasses

[Odessa]

um...what topic IS this again?

[acutekat]

you are easily confused

[Odessa]

why yes, yes i am.


you are not going to anser me, are you?

[abyssion1337]

you play svonkstones

[Ken-Chan]

u like Wii

[Odessa]

you like me :)

[BopBopBop]

you dont.

[imphic]

you wear a snuggie

[Divine Dragoon]

u think Bridget is a girl!

[abyssion1337]

you're not gay for Bridget (seriously EVERYONE is)

[acutekat]

you had a dream involving a scantly clad simon

[Odessa]

you're not gay for Bridget (seriously EVERYONE is)


can anyone be gay for a transgender person? if she is a woman born in a man's body, do we not accept she is a woman, therefore you would a straight man or a lesbian to date her? or do you go by her genitilia, being a gay man or a straight woman? I personally go by the gender identity, which is the poltically correct way to look at this. I would still do bridget, either way... but the i'm pansexual and proud of it :)


You are confused by my logic

[Issitheus]

Actually, Bridget isn't transgender. He's the twin brother of another boy. In their village, twins are a bad sign, so they made Bridget become a girl (as in dressing like one, and giving him a female name).

You still don't fully understand Bridget.

[Odessa]

i guess it all comes down to how bridgit percieves herself, whether she calls herself male or female. whether born a son or not, if she chooses to be female, that is enough to make her transgender and thus female.


You now know more than you ever wanted to know about transgender people.

[abyssion1337]

you underestimate my knowledge library

also Bridget being a fighting game character doesn't have the personality to demonstrate which he thinks he is(that and he's still a kid)

[Ken-Chan]

u burnt down ur library

[Odessa]

being a kid doesn't make a difference; i've met transgender kids as young as 5 years old. i don't know enough about bridgit to make a claim on her either way, but if she goes by bridgit and dresses as female, i'd imagine female.


You are eating pocky in your underwear.

[Ken-Chan]

u eat pocky in ur bra

[Odessa]

you think of my bra's often

[Adjacent Badger]

You want to eat mine

[Ken-Chan]

i want to eat me

[Adjacent Badger]

You can't spell or do grammar

[BopBopBop]

you cant either.

[Divine Dragoon]

you lick ash trays

[abyssion1337]

you shot the sheriff

Vicky I'm putting this thing to bed, Bridget as a character isn't developed for anyone playing the game to assume one way or the other what he/she want's his/her gender to be *insert nature vs. nurture statement here*

[Odessa]

you are Bridgit and the sheriff at the SAME TIME.

[BopBopBop]

you are Index.

[Odessa]

you the index of potatoes, dressed up as bridgit in a sheriff's costume

[BopBopBop]

you luuuuuuuurve mudkipz

[Odessa]

you have gone too far!!! now we fmust duel to the death...!

[BopBopBop]

you luuuurve pirates.
i think im safe now.

[Odessa]

you also love pirates...if you know what's good for ya...

[abyssion1337]

you have scurvy

[Odessa]

you are the love child of Mr. potato head and Barbie's friend skipper.

[abyssion1337]

you fought the funk

[Odessa]

you are not up at 5 am?

[BopBopBop]

you are up at 4.20 am.. go to bed.

[Odessa]

you don't know jack!!!

[BopBopBop]

you dont realize im right.

[Luppi-tan]

You don't realize that you're actually wrong

[Drenaz]

You don't realize anything at all

[Adjacent Badger]

You make cigarettes disappear into your mouth without lighting them.

[BopBopBop]

you have a drinking problemo.

[Adjacent Badger]

You are Pia's greatest fan.

[Odessa]

you are getting oral sex from a norwegian prostitue.

[Adjacent Badger]

It was you

[abyssion1337]

you hate pi

[Odessa]

you ate my pi

[abyssion1337]

you ate my pai

[BopBopBop]

you ate my Pie.

[Adjacent Badger]

Your pi equals only 3.11

[Odessa]

you are the vulcan bastard hoaring my magma armor

[abyssion1337]

the magma armor is a lie

[Adjacent Badger]

so is your hoar

[abyssion1337]

you sound like the treeman

[jeremyhac]

It's your fault Y2k never happened!

[abyssion1337]

you can't find red october

[Odessa]

you killed the Comedian

[imphic]

You are enslaved by Gamblor

[Odessa]

you like russian roullete

[imphic]

You love Flavor of Love

[abyssion1337]

you just lost the game

[Adjacent Badger]

You want to come as my chaperone to the next Innsbrucker Schlager Fest.

[abyssion1337]

you want to accompany me to my class reunion at the Miskatonic

[Odessa]

You are my sex slave.

[Divine Dragoon]

you are my puppet of destruction

[abyssion1337]

I own your soul

[acutekat]

you stole all the good music

[abyssion1337]

you weren't there the day the music died

[Odessa]

you shot the sheriff, stabbed good music, strangled Miss America, and nuked Russua.

[Tazuto]

you did all of the above plus created your own harem

[imphic]

you lost the game

[Kuwabara]

u son of a bitch....u made me lose the game..... ::) :P

[BopBopBop]

you love cookies.

[Charon]

you are Cthulhu

[abyssion1337]

you are Dagon

[Odessa]

who is dagon, besides my doctor?


you know the answers i seek.

[abyssion1337]

I'm not posting it again

[Divine Dragoon]

you eat foot fungus off dead bodies

[abyssion1337]

you're a carrot

[alucard151]

you used Int as your dump stat

[abyssion1337]

you worship Dagon

[alucard151]

your the son of a dwarf without a beard.

[Odessa]

you don't worship our lord and Master, Satan.

[abyssion1337]

due to a typo you've actually been worshiping Stan

[Odessa]

Stan will devour your soul!

wait...

[abyssion1337]

you have the touch

[Adjacent Badger]

You don't

[abyssion1337]

you remind me of the babe (if anyone gets the reference I'll be astonished)

[Charon]

You watched Labyrinth recently

[Odessa]

you sleep in the nude. in train stations.

[imphic]

You wear your sunglasses at night.

[abyssion1337]

you have special sun glasses that make you blind at the first sign of trouble

[BopBopBop]

you never take your sunglasses off.

[abyssion1337]

you are a hedge, move along

http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff115/abyssion1337/ninjahedge.jpg

[daikaisho vanguard]

You're a hedge fund in human form

[Tazuto]

(burn to abyess lol)
you are a radish

[Odessa]

you are not reading this.

[acutekat]

you are reading this

[Odessa]

you have never worn a bra

[BopBopBop]

you have lost the game.

[Odessa]

you have won the game forever

[BopBopBop]

you are a slowpoke.

[abyssion1337]

you're a slowbro

[BopBopBop]

you're a Slowking.

[Odessa]

you wish to marry edward cullen

[daikaisho vanguard]

You're the lowest in his harem

[BopBopBop]

you are jealous of Robert Pattinson.

[Odessa]

you are not Mr. Pattinson

[BopBopBop]

Neither are you.

[abyssion1337]

you stole my silver hammer

[Odessa]

you sold your silver hammer and are trying to get the insurance money by claiming it was stolen.

[daikaisho vanguard]

You stole the insurance money.

[Odessa]

you are the insurence agent sent to retrieve it.

[abyssion1337]

you're necrotech ships don't float

[daikaisho vanguard]

You move into a necropolis

[abyssion1337]

you don't obey your masters and build up too much resonance

[Odessa]

you killed the internet

[abyssion1337]

you made agreed to a deal with the fey and ate their food

[BopBopBop]

you won the internet.

[Charon]

you don't even now what the internet is

[Lights Out, God Help Me]

Your mother was a hamster.

[daikaisho vanguard]

You ate a hamster

[abyssion1337]

you did something else with a hamster

[BopBopBop]

you kill hamsters for fun.

[abyssion1337]

you don't know how much blood is in a field mouse

[imphic]

you didn't think the old man had so much blood in him

[abyssion1337]

you don't know the proper etiquette

[Odessa]

You are not the droids we're looking for. Move along.

[Lietuvis]

you are wafully... awful (and im a little bit drunk so nothing really beeter than that comes to my head o_0)

[acutekat]

you cant spell good

[abyssion1337]

you're an earth aspect with no war charms

[abyssion1337]

you make references no one gets

[Filleraol]

you're schizofrene or however the hell that's spelled

[daikaisho vanguard]

You use mayomaisse as skin moisturizer

[Filleraol]

and you use skin moisturizer as mayonaisse

[NLAlchemist]

Prepare ship for ludicrous speed! Fasten all seatbelts, seal all entrances and exits, close all shops in the mall, cancel the three ring circus, secure all animals in the zoo!

[abyssion1337]

you're on board for my plan to turn homeless people into zombies
1. kidnap all the homeless people
2. turn them into zombies
3. ????
4. profit

[acutekat]

ahh the old 3. ????? 4. profit joke
classic

you make good jokes

[abyssion1337]

you can appreciate the classics

[Kyle X]

You can't pick up sticks with those salad fingers.

[acutekat]

you use too many internet refferences

[abyssion1337]

you don't like memes

[acutekat]

you lie

[abyssion1337]

you always lie about people who don't

[Kyle X]

You never lie about ugly people.

[abyssion1337]

you're the leader of a Yozi cult

[acutekat]

you're not

[abyssion1337]

you were surprised

[Kyle X]

You surprised me. I blame you.
You're just full of surprises.

[abyssion1337]

you have a good sense of people

[Kyle X]

Your accusation sounds more like a compliment

[abyssion1337]

accusations can be compliments, I suppose that was a statement but you might not have noticed had I not said anything

[Kyle X]

You underestimate my power!

[acutekat]

you overestimate mine enemies

[abyssion1337]

your mother plays card games in hell

[acutekat]

yes very yes finnally a yugi -oh abdridged refference

you're letting this forum die

[abyssion1337]

you're actively trying to kill it

[acutekat]

you fail at killing forums

[abyssion1337]

you fail at life

[Kyle X]

You're getting rude for the sake of time.

[Tazuto]

you have a way with words

[abyssion1337]

you have no words

[daikaisho vanguard]

You don't have a Word's Worth

[Kyle X]

You sought acceptance in most of other various poor locations.

[abyssion1337]

you don't fight the good fight

[daikaisho vanguard]

You arouse yourself by eating plastic bags

[abyssion1337]

you're not yourself

[daikaisho vanguard]

You're the father of your auntie.
(Yes, it is possible after all)

[abyssion1337]

you don't know which elder sign to use

[acutekat]

you don't know the on switch from the off switch

[Kyle X]

You can't handle the iPod!

[acutekat]

you can't handle a zune

[nipple]

you're still in hell

[Filleraol]

you still use windows 95

[abyssion1337]

you still use vista

[Filleraol]

Dx
well you...uh...hmm..you are...a ****phile

[abyssion1337]

you're a chair

[acutekat]

you are the chair

[abyssion1337]

you're a narcissist

[nipple]

you're a mini reviewer

[BopBopBop]

you're a Junior Member.

[nipple]

you like my sig

[BopBopBop]

(that got me)

you like my Dp

[nipple]

you drink Diet pepsi

[BopBopBop]

you eat diet tofu

[abyssion1337]

you have a sister that's an alcoholic

[acutekat]

you are that sister

[abyssion1337]

you're the world's biggest moron

[Filleraol]

you're the one who raised him

[abyssion1337]

you recognize my genius

[acutekat]

but only as a pork farmer

[abyssion1337]

you're the pork

[Odessa]

You missed me

[abyssion1337]

you were sleeping

[daikaisho vanguard]

You were there too

[Odessa]

he only wishes ;)

You do too

[abyssion1337]

you're wrong

[Odessa]

you're just embaressed to admit i'm right ;)

[abyssion1337]

no and stop it

also you're a terrible narcissist

[Odessa]

yup. jealous much? :)

[abyssion1337]

no, you like pizza

[Odessa]

you like sandvich's.

[abyssion1337]

you like the demoman

[daikaisho vanguard]

You don't know who he is.

[Odessa]

you write your journal inside a deathnote.

[abyssion1337]

you're not a good demoman

[Kyle X]

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

[abyssion1337]

inconceivable

[acutekat]

a spys sappin your sentry

[daikaisho vanguard]

You're missing your teddybear

[Filleraol]

you stole it and violated it

[acutekat]

you picked up to much weight in the wasteland

[Odessa]

you fight ninja's by moonlight

[abyssion1337]

you're a plant

[acutekat]

you're an aardvark

[abyssion1337]

you're not a mask

[acutekat]

you wear the wrong mask

[abyssion1337]

you don't know what I'm talking about

[acutekat]

you know what you're talking about

you dirty little person

[abyssion1337]

you don't worship the right people

[acutekat]

you get your mail on sundays

[abyssion1337]

you don't

[nipple]

you get blackmailed on sundays

[abyssion1337]

you got mailed to china on sunday

[nipple]

the chineese government mailed you a nuke

*edit*
on sunday

[daikaisho vanguard]

You maled your daughter

[abyssion1337]

you spelled "mailed" incorrectly

[Kyle X]

You dropped the facade like it was going out of style.

[abyssion1337]

you're a Vietnamese prostitute

[Odessa]

you're spying on me again?!

[abyssion1337]

I assure you if I were spying on you, you wouldn't know it

[acutekat]

or would you?

[abyssion1337]

you're afraid

[acutekat]

you fear the reaper

[abyssion1337]

you did a bad job

[acutekat]

you did a good job as a prosititute

[abyssion1337]

your jealous of my income

[acutekat]

your jealous of my bonus

[abyssion1337]

you don't have a bonus

[acutekat]

which is why you're jealous

[abyssion1337]

that makes no sense

[daikaisho vanguard]

You make no sense.

[abyssion1337]

you're nonsensical

[Odessa]

you are insane

[acutekat]

you pulled a knife in new york

[abyssion1337]

you're on a boat

[acutekat]

you're on a plane

[abyssion1337]

you missed the reference

[acutekat]

yah i did

you make obscure references

[abyssion1337]

liar

[Jazean]

you sir, are not a liar, but i doubt that you've seen "Up"

[abyssion1337]

I have in fact seen up

[daikaisho vanguard]

You have seen up, yes, but only 7up.

[abyssion1337]

you're a panda

[Kyle X]

Try telling that to my parents.

You change your hair colour and style in order to change the world.

[daikaisho vanguard]

You're a supporter reestablishing British supremacy over Canada.

[abyssion1337]

you get annoyed easily

[Kyle X]

Probably, but I won't show it.

You made AMD buy ATI.

[acutekat]

you're the games people play

[abyssion1337]

you don't believe in yourself

[daikaisho vanguard]

You spend all your time preparing ambushes.

[acutekat]

you get trapped in them

[abyssion1337]

you're not the target

[acutekat]

you are

[Kyle X]

You made a very lame accusation

[abyssion1337]

you didn't point out that I can't ambush myself

[daikaisho vanguard]

You don't consider that a hindrance.

[acutekat]

you don't like the beatles

[abyssion1337]

you don't like Nirvana

[nipple]

you're a member of Nirvana

[abyssion1337]

you're Stan Lee

[Kyle X]

You're a member of PETA

[abyssion1337]

You're a member of the KKK

[daikaisho vanguard]

You dismembered your cat

[abyssion1337]

your eye is bigger than your brain

[daikaisho vanguard]

You sit on a chest of copper coins in a hole beneath a hollow tree

[abyssion1337]

you did a book report on "How to Kill a mockingbird"

[daikaisho vanguard]

You liked it - the report

[abyssion1337]

you made a flash video

[daikaisho vanguard]

You used it for your avatar

[abyssion1337]

you're a fair folk

[daikaisho vanguard]

You're a fog fairy

[abyssion1337]

you're a water bender

[daikaisho vanguard]

You're a cultist

[abyssion1337]

you're doing a magic dance

[Kyle X]

You never charge your cell phone responsibly.

[abyssion1337]

you throw out your old minutes

[nipple]

you let this thread die