[kohaku295]

You went back in time, had a sex change, then went back in time and impregnated yourself, then you became your own parents.

Figure THAT ONE out

I think I read that in an old sci-fi magazine. It still hurts my brain.

[abyssion1337]

please, I made a flow chart of that one once, it's nothing once you've thought it through, you're not even trying are you

[acutekat]

there are more complicated and convoluted story lines out there

[abyssion1337]

yeah, have you ever seen Space Thunder Kids (hmm that seems to be coming up a lot today)

I bet you haven't

[nipple]

you accuse me of something i haven't done, you've really run out of ideas

[Macavoy]

Why the hell are you accusing people of doing that?

[nipple]

i accuse you of the Norman Conquest

[abyssion1337]

I accuse you of Norman Rockwell

[nipple]

i accuse you of going rimward instead of hubward

[acutekat]

You smoke too much

[nipple]

you smoke baby seals

[abyssion1337]

Law breakers, law makers; let's fight them all. Why not

[nipple]

you confuse everyone with your refs

[abyssion1337]

you are correct sir

[Jasonbobdude]

you are incorrect sit

[nipple]

you sit incorrectly

[abyssion1337]

you're on a blimp

[nipple]

you got high

[Noznin]

It gonna rain!

[abyssion1337]

you lied about tree spirit amusement

[nipple]

you lied about Optimus Prime

[abyssion1337]

We can't stop here; this is bat country

[Noznin]

you cant park your car here.

[abyssion1337]

You didn't file the correct paperwork

[awol360]

There is no "slimming" color

[abyssion1337]

you're an owl exterminator

[Jasonbobdude]

You're after me Lucky Charms. Bitches.

[abyssion1337]

you were involved in a KGB hostage situation, you developed Stockholm Syndrome

[nipple]

you work undercover

[abyssion1337]

shh don't tell them about that, you'll ruin the whole operation

[nipple]

i heard you work for Cerberus, don't tell me that's true

[abyssion1337]

I finished that whole game in under 40 hours(down to every side quest), a good amount of time to be sure but I still found myself wanting more, that's probably just Empire Syndrome though... actually it was as emotionally engaging as advertised, which is kind of impressive. Still I will do all I can to avoid spoilers so pm me if you want to know something or discuss something ect.

I will give some advice: If you were in a relationship in the first game and cheat on that person in this one it will probably come back to you in the third game

sorry got a bit side tracked there: you're sailing away

[Noznin]

you set an open course, for the virgin seas

[abyssion1337]

you've got to be free

[acutekat]

you object to pirate inlaws

[abyssion1337]

you tried to stop the signal

[acutekat]

you couldn't stop the rock

[abyssion1337]

Die Monster you don't belong in this world

[nipple]

begone you beast, and make it fast, for if you don't, we'll kick your ass!

[abyssion1337]

you killed it

[nipple]

you killed IT

http://blog.filmjabber.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/it-clown.jpg

[Tazuto]

you have a zit

[abyssion1337]

you don't have a spaceship

[acutekat]

you can't rock and roll all night

[Evileel]

Hungry unicorn eats your soul.

[nipple]

i'm me and your not

[Noznin]

We built this city on ROCK AND ROLL!!

[abyssion1337]

you don't like the internet

[nipple]

you don't know i'm a space hamster

[abyssion1337]

I own a space hamster, but enough about you mom

[Noznin]

my other ride is your mom

[acutekat]

your space fish died

[abyssion1337]

you're a troll

[awol360]

What you don't know does my laundry every Wednesday
. . . . .

[Tazuto]

the robot chicken humping robot visits your house often

[abyssion1337]

You're actually Bruno Mattei

[nipple]

you hate doing laundry

[Evileel]

You hate posting in this thread

[abyssion1337]

but at least he doesn't make nazisploitation movies

[Jasonbobdude]

You, however, do in fact make nazisploitation movies.

[abyssion1337]

well the one or two that I made were really good and have a large cult following

[Tazuto]

i now have some clue as to what anime your avatar came from

[abyssion1337]

took you long enough

[Tazuto]

I never see anyone use it in AMVs

OT you hide in lockers

[abyssion1337]

You made the movie 'Libidomania'

[Evileel]

You killed Hitler

[abyssion1337]

you love Hitler and Hitler loves you

[Tazuto]

hitler hates you

[Evileel]

Hitler ignores you

[acutekat]

you run against hitler in a election

[Evileel]

Hitler beats you at hamburger eating contest.

http://animewriter.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/kagami-open-wide.jpg

[acutekat]

you lose to hitler in ping pong

[Evileel]

Hitler's AMV on youtube gets more views than yours.

[Ionzorg]

Hitler said he'd subscribe to your Youtube channel, but he never did.

[acutekat]

you just got C-C-C-Combo breaker'ed

your life ends immediately






















plus hitler stabs you

[abyssion1337]

you didn't turn on the lamp

[Tazuto]

you didnt keep it off

[abyssion1337]

you like to start fires

[ithappens]

Hitler likes to start fires

The Germans were invited to Poland

Oh mein Gott seinen deutschen!!!!!!!

[Ionzorg]

You've never been to Switzerland.

You've been everywhere but Switzerland.

You've existed in all timelines within all dimensions except for those in which you make contact with Switzerland.

>=D

[nipple]

You've actually been to Switzerland. It sucked.

[abyssion1337]

you were arrested by the Swiss Guard

[ithappens]

You were killed by the spermasaurus

[abyssion1337]

you were killed by the KGB (killer gloves of boxing)

[Tazuto]

People ask KGB how to kill you

[ithappens]

You are killed by Hitler's evil twin then Hitler's not so evil twin laughs at you

[abyssion1337]

you forgot that this was random accusations and not killing and therefore derailed the thread for several posts

[Tazuto]

your to tense

[abyssion1337]

not really

[Evileel]

You all will burn in hell for this.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_z29MZRodzU0/Rj9sgfC462I/AAAAAAAAAGk/Itsy2ZDTeew/s400/Alex.jpg

[InuBokko]

One person in this room is Schrodinger or is it me, ether way one of you is going to Canada !!

[CelticFoxx]

whats so bad about canada? they have mounties,
but you,
you are going to greenland and are going to be very dissapointed, like when you found out you had an affair with The Spitter from L4D2!... (what was i accusing you for again?)

[e1fen1ied]

your mother was a fish

[awol360]

You will betray us all when computers become self aware

[abyssion1337]

your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries

[CelticFoxx]

NI !!!

[ithappens]

moo...

[Evileel]

Im beautiful, no matter what others say.
Words can't bring me down.

[ithappens]

O rly...Yes rly o rly YES RLY!

[abyssion1337]

Ia R'lyeh

[ithappens]

stuff yeah stuff that kind of stuff lets do that stuff

smurftacular.....

[e1fen1ied]

Grape soda grape soda grape soda grape soda grape soda grape soda grape soda grape soda grape soda grape soda grape soda grape soda grape soda grape soda grape soda grape soda grape soda grape soda grape soda grape soda grape soda grape soda grape soda grape soda orange soda hell no not here

[Evileel]

Your words can't bring me down,
Because Im beautiful,
No matter what others say.

[e1fen1ied]

the cow says shazoo

[ithappens]

I walked on up to the guy behind the counter
And he says "Yeah, what do ya want?"
I said "You got any glazed donuts?"
He said "Nah, we're outta glazed donuts"
I said "Well, you got any jelly donuts?"
He said "Nah, we're outta jelly donuts"
I said "You got any Bavarian cream-filled donuts?"
He said "Nah, we're outta Bavarian cream-filled donuts"
I said "You got any cinnamon rolls?"
He said "Nah, we're outta cinnamon rolls"
I said "You got any apple fritters?"
He said "Nah, we're outta apple fritters"
I said "You got any bear claws?"
He said "Wait a minute, I'll go check"
"NAH, we're outta bear claws"
I said "Well, in that case - in that case, what do you have?"
He says "All I got right now is this box of one dozen starving, crazed weasels"
I said "OK, I'll take that"

[Evileel]

Im not 100% amused by this joke, coz Ive already heard it. Next please.

[e1fen1ied]

all will worship archvoodle lord of the sacred croutch

archvoodledolydolydo

[abyssion1337]

you have a bad haircut

[ithappens]

strawberry fields forever

[abyssion1337]

you have a giant living in your basement

[e1fen1ied]

All hail the corn monster craids all hail the corn monster craids all hail the corn monster craids all hail the corn monster craids all hail the corn monster craids all hail the corn monster craids all hail the corn monster craids all hail the corn monster craids

[d3athth3kid]

youll all die as a fish out of water.. BAM BAM BAM

[e1fen1ied]

you cant be on a boat because i was on the boat first

[d3athth3kid]

You shall eat my cousin heetlur

[e1fen1ied]

every one will get married to rice cakes

[d3athth3kid]

everyone will eat dirty dirty dirty ice cream/HOOKERS!

[e1fen1ied]

All will soon shut the hell up

[d3athth3kid]

o.O you all shall get but raped in jail by shanynay!!

[Blargh]

You killed Kurt Cobain and made it look like a suicide.

[Tazuto]

you are suicide

[e1fen1ied]

grape soda forever

[Tazuto]

your sig is weird

[e1fen1ied]

ya i no but i like it and wat is so weird about it

[Tazuto]

what anime is that

[e1fen1ied]

it is from soul eater why do you ask

[abyssion1337]

he's probably interested, I can say that soul eater is ok

[e1fen1ied]

ya soul eater is ok but im still working on it

[InuBokko]

Man, an army of huge daffodils is scarier than I thought...

[abyssion1337]

You don't respect Blissy

[Tazuto]

theres way to many animes for me to watch already @-@

[abyssion1337]

you don't watch enough Anime

P.S. Eve no Jikan is just amazing

[e1fen1ied]

clouds are sharp as heck

[InuBokko]

you can't whistle so you just say the words wheet-whoo

[e1fen1ied]

the forth dimminsion has been broken

[InuBokko]

New Jersey is no longer a state.

[e1fen1ied]

germany and japan have finaly taken the whole world over

[InuBokko]

Plagiarism most hip and new thing to date...
And them I throw it on the GGRROOOUUUNNNDDD!

[e1fen1ied]

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo god dam it davis i was gonna say i threw it on the ground

[InuBokko]

you didn't throw it on the ground did you!!

[e1fen1ied]

yes i did i do every day

[InuBokko]

Geass is the same Deathnotes eye deal...

[abyssion1337]

you hate trees

[e1fen1ied]

candy corn sux

[InuBokko]

Puppies are the most VIOLENT things on the planet!

[e1fen1ied]

no oxygen is

[InuBokko]

wolverine is NOT Canadian

[e1fen1ied]

yes he is and he taste like roses

[abyssion1337]

you must tear down this wall

[e1fen1ied]

with candy corn

[abyssion1337]

you like cars that chew scenery

[e1fen1ied]

screw orange soda

[abyssion1337]

screw the rules, I have money

[e1fen1ied]

to much yaoi and not enough yuri

[InuBokko]

Haro is going to break the space time continium and its your fault

[e1fen1ied]

no its not

[InuBokko]

In Soviet Russia hollow is a deicacy

[e1fen1ied]

no your thinking of germany

[InuBokko]

It's mental static! I told you, if you HAVE to think, think in German!

[e1fen1ied]

no think in japan

[InuBokko]

Everything that comes out of Gaara's mouth is memorable. He's like an emo Chuck Norris.

[e1fen1ied]

computers have HPV

[InuBokko]

pokemon isn't getting old...

[e1fen1ied]

yes it is

[e1fen1ied]

ccccccccccccccooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[InuBokko]

C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-Combo Breaker!

[e1fen1ied]

finish him

[InuBokko]

Brutality

[e1fen1ied]

meth meth meth meth meth meth meth meth meth meth meth meth meth meth meth meth meth meth meth meth meth meth meth meth meth meth meth meth meth meth meth meth

[abyssion1337]

you're actually a cat

[e1fen1ied]

smoke

[InuBokko]

you bite into a Charston Chew

[e1fen1ied]

what would you do for a klondik bar

[InuBokko]

What would gaara do for a klondik bar

[e1fen1ied]

same thing that your mom would do

[InuBokko]

you mean gaara's mom

[e1fen1ied]

yes i do not

[acutekat]

you post too much

movin in on mah turf

[FnkyWlkrDrtyTlkr]

You cant understand japanese

[acutekat]

you listen in on my conversations

[FnkyWlkrDrtyTlkr]

you are actually an ugly kat

[acutekat]

you say hurtful thing that you don't mean D':

[abyssion1337]

you had needles shoved into your eyes and were asked what you see

[e1fen1ied]

there are not enough furries

[abyssion1337]

you're a dentist

[e1fen1ied]

im a doctor not a mechanic

[abyssion1337]

you've got friends on the other side

[e1fen1ied]

my friend got sent to the ninth dimension again

[Scorchedenigma]

you spam for higher post counts

[e1fen1ied]

im just not random enough now am i

[nipple]

65 doesn't understand you

[abyssion1337]

you're a mouse

[Evileel]

Ok, you won - Im a mouse. Happy now?

[abyssion1337]

a little

[ThomasJennings]

You opened Pandora's Box (or jar if you want to be historically correct)

[abyssion1337]

box or jar both work, we did a little Greek in Latin class and strictly translating to English it really means 'container'

[nipple]

you know Latin classes are hell

[abyssion1337]

I had fun

[nipple]

i had a 3

[ThomasJennings]

I do Latin for GCSE, I used to do Ancient Greek for GCSE as well, and trust me, Greek is a lot more hellish than Latin (I do actually like Latin, but whatever). Especially "Homeric" Greek, which includes untranslatable words :(

[nipple]

I'm done with latin forever i guess, now i have to learn french and i have to take that seriously

Tu es couillon

[acutekat]

I hate Spanish with a passion.

So much so that I am done with learning any other Latin based languages.

I know one and I'm good with that.

Now on to non-Latin based languages

you made me take latin based languages

and for that you will pay dearly

[abyssion1337]

you will be sodomized by Big Daddy's drill

[acutekat]

you ran into a big sister

she was not amused

[abyssion1337]

actually the two of us got along pretty well

[acutekat]

well not that one the other one

[abyssion1337]

oh yeah that one, well my escape maneuver was thoroughly inappropriate

[acutekat]

indeed she was most displeased with you

you should have appoligized

[abyssion1337]

I sent her an apology card and some chocolate

[acutekat]

oh that was nice

[abyssion1337]

I thought so

[acutekat]

you fudged the results of the election

[abyssion1337]

well I did use mass hypnosis to get my candidate elected by someone else used drugs that made them fast enough to change the votes one by one

[Zarxrax]

Looks like its about time for a new thread.