[abyssion1337]

didn't smoke crack

Crack

[The Ever Strange Look]

a jack.

Black

[Pink_Nipple]

Jack i mean.

Playing cards is

[Luppi-tan]

really, really great!

The internet

[abyssion1337]

for porn

So double click and

[Pink_Nipple]

be quick

Until

[abyssion1337]

we can move into the breach

Quickly draw your

[rawr_rawr]

family burning in flames

its so much fun to

[abyssion1337]

twist words

The

[rawr_rawr]

cat in the hat

i am

[abyssion1337]

currently in control

You have no chance to

[rawr_rawr]

survive a lion attack

the deadliest thing to do is

[abyssion1337]

commit suicide

What if we wanted

[rawr_rawr]

blow up the moon

the effect would be

[abyssion1337]

catastrophic

mushi are

[Luppi-tan]

Cooler than Antarctica.

And it's so easy when you're

[abyssion1337]

a hooker

why do all the

[Luppi-tan]

Cleaning

Where is my

[rawr_rawr]

milk suction device

what is

[Filleffs]

wrong with danish people?

All they do is

[The Ever Strange Look]

do handstands.

And why do they

[Luppi-tan]

try to hurt Raptor Jesus?

Raptor Jesus is

[rawr_rawr]

not as good as iggy pop jesus

lets have hardcore

[abyssion1337]

drug use to the addicts

When we were

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

younnnnggggggggg.

Ouch my

[Pink_Nipple]

sig makes me crazy.....

Blue Watermelon

[abyssion1337]

is clearly not as good as a black chocobo

Chocobos are

[Pink_Nipple]

good at choco cure and choco beak.

But they still

[The Ever Strange Look]

overgrown chickens no matter how you look at it.

Cooked in basting sauce they're

[S.ifr]

going to be filled with creamy goodness that way.


You cannot defeat me and my army of future lesbian sex

[abyssion1337]

lolcats

That was an

[The Ever Strange Look]

evil travesty set upon the world.

However, there are many more

[Filleffs]

kindergartens to set on fire.

Hey look over there,

[abyssion1337]

it's a magical unicorn that eats and regurgitates media.

I think that

[Pink_Nipple]

way too much.

Don't be scared by these

[abyssion1337]

evil looking gnomes

with my freeze ray I will

[Filleffs]

go ice skating in hell.

If you eat those

[abyssion1337]

you will grow

if you build it they will

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

most likely not show up.

sunday bloody sunday

[abyssion1337]

.

Bodies strewn across the

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

dead end streets? (i dont remember)

im way

[Luppi-tan]

away from cookies

[Filleffs]

and that's the way it's gonna stay.

Never in my life have I seen

[Luppi-tan]

Such a stupid cookie.

Where the hell

[abyssion1337]

do you get off

when did

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

you get birthed?

Where does the

[abyssion1337]

king of the world live

don't stand

[Filleffs]

so close to me, you smell like danish cheese.

If Mario was german

[Pink_Nipple]

he would shot a good movie with Luigi and The Princess

Gordon hates

[abyssion1337]

talking, that is why he's silent

crowbars are the natural enemy of

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

breasts.

Quit drinking that

[Filleffs]

liquid nitrogen.

Tonight at midnight

[abyssion1337]

you will all die

When the massive

[Pink_Nipple]

explosion is being caused, there's no need to run.

Switching

[abyssion1337]

to the knife makes you faster.

Counterstrike is

[Filleffs]

a game.

So is

[abyssion1337]

Half-life.

I just lost the

[Filleffs]

game, set and match.

If Bush was an animal

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

turkey because they are stoopid like him.

At midnight

[Pontaloy]

it becomes midnight.

If i hit you

[abyssion1337]

they will shoot the lemmings

I've got a lovely bunch of

[acutekat]

coconuts


i remeber when this thread was

[abyssion1337]

acutekat-free, it was awesome

Why did you have to

[Adjacent Badger]

...roast that catgirl instead of sauteing her with fresh vegetables

Under the cover of purple...

[abyssion1337]

rain

it was a

[SV3N]

cat that shanked me.

What did you with

[abyssion1337]

angry fire powers

I've got a

[rawr_rawr]

lovely bunch of coconuts

I am

[Ionzorg]

GOD!

This is

[Issitheus]

NOT Sparta! In fact, where the hell are we?

We are

[abyssion1337]

the only ones left

It's not fair

[SV3N]

that the cake is a lie

How about some

[Pink_Nipple]

radioactive bread?


Sam Totman

[Ionzorg]

wishes he was Herman Li.

Herman Li wishes he was

[Pink_Nipple]

Flying Spaghetti Monster


FSM loves

[Luppi-tan]

Cookie Monster.

I'm proud

[Pink_Nipple]

of nothing.

Approaching

[Luppi-tan]

The summit

Fighting

[Pink_Nipple]

the evil

he will

[Luppi-tan]

pay for his crimes!

Your mom

[Pink_Nipple]

is actually a man!

Did you notice

[Luppi-tan]

That the cake is a lie?

The pie is

[Pink_Nipple]

moving!

Watch over there!

[Adjacent Badger]

The King is alive!

If the King is alive, then

[abyssion1337]

people don't die if they are killed.

Why

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

did I **** myself?

Do this and you

[abyssion1337]

must eat a bathtub full of jello

Kobolds are

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

very fuzzy?

At the moment

[abyssion1337]

all 4 lights will converge on mount aleph

This is the time for you to

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

play the funky music white boy.

Ride hard my

[Pontaloy]

little poooooonyyyyy~

Ride my hard

[rawr_rawr]

leather seated car

suck my

[Issitheus]

kiss

According to the doctor, you should

[rawr_rawr]

kill your family

you're my

[Filleffs]

punching bag

I'm gonna go

[Issitheus]

rape a baby seal like I usually do.

Dammit! Why did I

[Luppi-tan]

Rape that baby seal again!?
Oh if you hear me...

[abyssion1337]

press any key to continue

conversely if

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

you feel, your not dead.

Darn kids don't

[abyssion1337]

are from the dam up the street

Damn kids

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

don't stop killing my cats.

Let us get

[Issitheus]

naked and eat apple pie!

Wait...

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

!

Now what is

[Filleffs]

happening over there?

A big rhino is

[acutekat]

large

look up in the sky its a bird no its a plane its....

[Filleffs]

coming towards us!

Quick, grab onto something before

[Issitheus]

you grab onto something!

People die if they are

[Filleffs]

taking a hit directly through the chest..

If we all were dead

[Pontaloy]

there would be no more casualties.

If i were gay

[rawr_rawr]

i'd like guys

cats are

[acutekat]

awesome and devious

the cow goes

[rawr_rawr]

RAWR!!!!!!!

i am a

[Issitheus]

big moron who can't remember his lines.com

i'm the reason you're

[rawr_rawr]

clinically insane

together we

[Filleffs]

eat lunch.

In Italy, everyone

[rawr_rawr]

likes pie

i'm your

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

freaky friend.

Jump until

[rawr_rawr]

you knees break

lets get

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

some sushi and talk about craniums.

Gushing forth from

[rawr_rawr]

the open wound

you stole

[Luppi-tan]

All of the your mom jokes

[abyssion1337]

are belong to us

This is

[Filleffs]

not funny at all.

If you want funny, then watch

[Pink_Nipple]

news on TV.


How did you dare to

[Odessa]

have sex with all three of them?


I'm thinking of getting abyss a gift, so I went to...

[Pink_Nipple]

the junk.


Or maybe i should go

[Odessa]

( the junk?)

to the Good vibrations porn shop I used to work at.

Working there was a lot of fun as

[Pink_Nipple]

sry i meant the place where junk is stored. (if this does make any sense =D)

well.

Smashing Pumpkins

[abyssion1337]

is a great band as well as a fun activity

Hey it looks like they

[Pink_Nipple]

ran out of ammo! shoot, shoot, SHOOT!

What kind of weapon

[abyssion1337]

do you use to kill a great old one

probably

[Pink_Nipple]

katana, but maybe minigun will do it faster.

But how could

[Odessa]

a woodchuck chuck wood in the first place?

[abyssion1337]

for great justice that's how.

Why does the future always

[Pink_Nipple]

kick our asses so badly?

It's all because

[Odessa]

the chicken crossed the road on a tuesday.

I have a one track mind with my recent posts,

[Odessa]

(evil double post for the bump)

as I was crazy enough to think someone would take the bait.


I wonder why...

[T8]

Lol

[Odessa]

you bumped this wiout giving a sentence to complete!? for shame, BGM. for shame. now you must complete the next sentence, based on how well you know me.


I think BGM is...

[T8]

Well, based on how well i know you.. probably.......


I think BGM is a ****/wanker/dick head/looser/nerd/idiot etc..

Butttt.. My version goes like this. =]

I think BHM is the best!

[Odessa]

no no no, your'e doing it all wrong!


you answer my sentence basedo n hell you know me, and then leave a new sentenceforsomeone else to anser.

so i typed:

"i think BGM is..."

and you reply something like:

"...is the best!"

followed by a sentence of your own, such as:

"When Odessa reads this, she will..."


the i can spot my answer. such as:

"....go grammer nazi fixing your *** **** post!"


then, i post a new sentence. Get it right this time, or I will...

[Kuwabara]

shove my foot so far up your ass you'll be talking **** for weeks.

hey look its

[SV3N]

that guy I know!

What should we do for

[Odessa]

Christmas this year?

Last year, I...

[Kuwabara]

worked at the gunfight show.

next year, vicky will

[Ken-Chan]

learn how to fly

this post will

[abyssion1337]

be meaningless

Jyggalag will

[Ken-Chan]

open up a can of woop ass

this will happen