[Issitheus]

I posted this on the SIT Forums (http://sitforums.freeforums.org) and it was a big hit.

Have you ever seen two people who know each other so well that they can finish each other's sentences?

We'll we're going to try it ourselves. I'll start by starting a sentence and leaving it open for completion. the person who posts under me will finish my sentence however they want, then start their own unfinished sentence.

Oh, man, I think I

[acutekat]

can eat an entire horse.


if i were not a surfin the webs i would be

[Filleraol]

out doing something good.

I wonder if anyone on this forum

[Issitheus]

has access to the internet.

Have you ever noticed that

[abyssion1337]

the elitist own all.

OMG look at the

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

elitists, there so hot.

so anyway i was

[Adjacent Badger]

considering taking a bath.

When darkness falls, I shall...

[abyssion1337]

destroy you all.

What happens when

[Adjacent Badger]

Lenin is resurrected

Lenin will take...

[1337uvis]

a **** and die again.
When you see catgirls

[abyssion1337]

you get really horny.

Catgirls are

[acutekat]

awesome


jawohl mein

[Adjacent Badger]

Auto ist kaputt

I think you better...

[abyssion1337]

put down the gun and walk slowly away.

I'm sorry Dave but

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

being gay is not what i asked u to do!

so why dont

[Adjacent Badger]

things fall in other directions than down?

In Austria

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

farting in other peoples mouths is considered a sign of affection.

whenever we just

[Adjacent Badger]

you fall off the horse in the first round

on another planet, we would

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

spell joust J-O-U-S-T not J-U-S-T.

haha jk, im just

[abyssion1337]

incredably anal.

Look at all the pretty

[Adjacent Badger]

wombat carcasses

I you like, I will

(you can actually spell it both joust and just, though joust is the common way)

[abyssion1337]

give you a quick and merciful death.

What was with that

[thedarkmessenger]

random arrow through his chest?

I think it came from

[abyssion1337]

ninjas.

In soviet russia

[Adjacent Badger]

they had no killing threads, so the used ninjas

behind blue eyes

[1337uvis]

hides a deadly catgirl.
In Lithuania

[Adjacent Badger]

what people eat most is pastry

Belize, on the other hand

[1337uvis]

has no food at all.
While in the USA

[Adjacent Badger]

you should visit Oklahoma City

If you step outside during

[1337uvis]

a football fight - you're dead
Because i'm going to sleep

[Adjacent Badger]

your mailbox will be reduced to rubbles

in exactly 872 seconds

[abyssion1337]

something amazing will happen.

Don't touch that

[Adjacent Badger]

button, it's got jam on it

Tokyo inter FM

[1337uvis]

sucks.
While on the other hand

[acutekat]

i have a foot


cheese must be

[Adjacent Badger]

grated carefully, or it will ignite

renegade dragons

[acutekat]

are best kept as pets

beware of the aardvark for it will

[abyssion1337]

steal your soul

Do you know of

[acutekat]

minjas?


are you aware that your foot

[abyssion1337]

is removeable.

Hey

[acutekat]

you've got weasels on your face

ssssssssssssssssssss

[KazuoMM]

soooooooooooooooooooo

I had a little diddy in my head and it went a little something like this

[Issitheus]

do-wa-diddy-diddy-dum-diddy-do.

I wish I were a(n)

[abyssion1337]

ardvark, then I'd be awesome.

I wish I had an

[Filleraol]

elf as a butler

tonight someone will probably

[Useful]

beat off to a picture of a toaster, and no one will know why.

I twat I twa a

[Issitheus]

puddy tat.

Well, damn,

[Ionzorg]

can a cat's anus ever stretch!

Whatever happened to

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

stretchy anus's?

what happens

[Issitheus]

when you explode?

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away,

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

two catgirls made love.

Wonder when the

[Useful]

purple catgirls of Venus make love in interstellar ecstasy. :P

How now,

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

do they band in such hot directions?

When the top

[Useful]

of a root beer float overflows, everyone cries.

When the anus flies,

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

solo it's not gay.

What ever happened

[Useful]

to Adjacent Badger?

"I see" said the blind man

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

to the old woman fondling him.

Such a manner of

[Useful]

corn usage he never had seen.

I know why the skies all cry

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

when you leave us all behind. (tear)

For a fat guy

[Pink_Nipple]

piece of fat is a best buy
____
When you screen turns blue.....

[abyssion1337]

but tammy screems 'yargh' weddenly

No I didn't make that up

[Useful]

, but I'm sure that someone else did.

What was it that you said

[Ionzorg]

when the Chinaman screamed "Chim chim cheree"?

Racist jokes are definitely

[Issitheus]

racist.

Dude,

[Useful]

where's my penis?

When are we going to

[Ionzorg]

stop shoving aerosol cans down my throat?

**** capitalism, I'd much rather

[Issitheus]

be a capitalist.

I EFFIN' LOVE

[abyssion1337]

catgirls

What should I do with

[Useful]

all this shaving cream...?

I know, I'll smear it all over my body and

[S.ifr]

Have someone lick it off.

I pick you to do it,

[Useful]

and I promptly strain my neck trying to lick my nipple.

(Wait, I'm licking myself off? Or Abys? Or you? Gah, whatever)

I know that you

[S.ifr]

have a guro bukkake fetish.

I want to

[Useful]

eat most of you, but only specific parts.

I don't know what you're thinking,

[abyssion1337]

and there's no way you can pull it off

How do you put

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

your weiner in a light bulb?

If everyone would just

[Issitheus]

gather 'round, I'll show you my penis.

See? It's

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

not that big after all.

Wait, why is

[Pink_Nipple]

everyone still watching it?

It's because

[Useful]

it's shiny like a small nugget of copper... for no reason at all :o.

Why did I ever

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

look at issi's pee pee.

How am I ever

[Useful]

Going to get this corn out of my ass?

I'm in a bad mood

[Luppi-tan]

Today, so f*** off.

[Filleraol]

...corn!

Why so

[Issitheus]

Batman, serious?

Wait, did I get that

[abyssion1337]

hooker

Now I'm going to

[Pink_Nipple]

continue your sentence.

Look! There's something

[abyssion1337]

shiny over there

It's

[Pink_Nipple]

even more shiny than that shiny thing!

I wonder

[abyssion1337]

what's in the wonder ball?

who

[Pink_Nipple]

's that strange man sitting over there?

Probably

[abyssion1337]

your mum

quickly children

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

get the candy in my bum!

shoes are

[abyssion1337]

awesome

Pikachu

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

is actually quite sexable.

When lint

[Useful]

flows frothily from you finger, you just smoked some weird ****.

Why not give it a shot

[abyssion1337]

out of a cannon

what would happen it

[Useful]

would fly though the air mighty far.

I hope it lands on a

[abyssion1337]

shovel

do you like

[Pink_Nipple]

Catgirls? ^^

Damn. Why are they always

[S.ifr]

talking about catgirls ?

because

[Pink_Nipple]

Gatgirls FTW!

FTW is acronym for

[Ionzorg]

****ing Talkative Weirdos. :P

Catgirls are often the subject because they are

[abyssion1337]

SEXY!

what should

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

I do with my naked catgirl.

Beaches are

[abyssion1337]

a good place for sex

the anime screenshot game is

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

unkown to me because I never go there.

Dogs cannot

[abyssion1337]

look up

why don't

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

you just tell us your screen shot.

Quack goes

[abyssion1337]

the rooster

wait a second

[Ionzorg]

, that's a pigeon, what are you talking about?

Psycho bus passenger must of had

[abyssion1337]

a massive fit

Nana why don't you

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

attack Lucy.

For the love

[abyssion1337]

of the hooker with the heart of gold

what did

[tesseract]

...you eat!?

Oh, gods, it smells like...

[abyssion1337]

the best imaginable food

I can has

[tesseract]

...cheezburger?

No, the world's cheese supply has...

[Filleffs]

censored by 4kids

Why the hell would anyone

[abyssion1337]

work for 4kids

4kids

[Pink_Nipple]

can beat up 3kids.

Cherry pie is actually

[abyssion1337]

an invention of 4kids

you're the

[Ionzorg]

4kids CEO.

Why don't you eat

[abyssion1337]

moar corn

The cake is

[Ionzorg]

Black Forest, which, taken out of context, is often a lie.

Don't make me

[abyssion1337]

use mah lazor

Where have all

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

the dead people gone?

So whenever

[abyssion1337]

you're ready to begin, we'll start

Who's on first

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

for the tab.

Answer me this

[abyssion1337]

oh little swordsman

What's on second

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

on CNN.

Zapping to

[abyssion1337]

zap

Why don't you

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

go bugger a cow.

Or have

[abyssion1337]

sex with random strangers

What was the

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

the hard thing in your pants.

Are you

[abyssion1337]

made of wax?

Do you think that

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

wax girls are hot?

No, why

[abyssion1337]

did that rat attack the swamp king

When did

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

you grow a VAGINA!????

Unearth the

[abyssion1337]

secrets to your heart

My drill will

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

pierce my rectum

forever there

[Ionzorg]

will be the key to your misfortune.

In my hands I hold

[Filleffs]

the worlds biggest peanut

If you were a little smarter

[Ionzorg]

I would probably have a genius IQ. :)

If we all had genius IQs

[Filleffs]

you wouldn't be any special anymore

If Einstein was a dolphin

[Ionzorg]

that would be a dern special dolphin. ^^

If Napoleon was a dolphin

[abyssion1337]

he would have escaped that island

I can't believe the news today,

[Filleffs]

they were true.

In other news,

[abyssion1337]

I can't just close my eyes and make it go away

how long

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

is your dick?

sometimes in

[abyssion1337]

in soviet Russia god damned door closes you

In soviet Russia

[Ionzorg]

Tic-Tac needs you!

In Soviet Russia,

[abyssion1337]

convenient store rob you

In Soviet Russia

[Filleffs]

english learns you

In sovjet russia,

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

poop is free.

Dead end

[abyssion1337]

village

Dogs hate to

[Filleffs]

be called dogs

They'd rather be called

[abyssion1337]

be called ghetrals

ghetrals are

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

very sexy looking.

Down to the banana

[abyssion1337]

hammock, he was forced to strip

It's a hard

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

hard life being a hooker.

Once you go

[Filleffs]

out, you'll be poisoned by this thing called fresh air

If I were rich

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

i'd buy a slave.

bugger off

[Luppi-tan]

You bastard!!

I feel...

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

bad for saying that.

the whore stretched sexily and

[abyssion1337]

and revealed her penis

I am the great mighty

[S.ifr]

poo.

When in doubt,

[abyssion1337]

use a gun

What's the average flying speed of

[S.ifr]

pi ?

It is precisely

[abyssion1337]

as fast as your mum

African or

[Filleffs]

Korean, makes no different to me

Michael Jackson use to

[abyssion1337]

not molest children

I've got a lovely bunch of

[Filleffs]

chinese children ready to be put to work

If I won 1 million british pounds

[S.ifr]

I will be able to move over there and forget my life here.


We are what we're supposed to be,

[Filleffs]

incredible superheroes

If I could ffly

[abyssion1337]

I'd drop bombs

In the navy

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

you turn gay

Im a man but i can

[abyssion1337]

give birth

That's just

[S.ifr]

weird.

So weird my head can explode if I began knowing what I

[abyssion1337]

just saw

You were a victim in

[S.ifr]

what Abyss just saw.

I love it when you

[Filleffs]

are far away from me

If I had a gun with only one bullet

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

i would stick it in your ass.

Alas my good men

[Filleffs]

bananapants

Bananapants are

[abyssion1337]

fun

When does the gang

[Filleffs]

start using bananapants

They will do it when

[abyssion1337]

I say so

Let's use them

[Filleffs]

now and party hard!

The party will

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

last for all eternity.

and will feature

[abyssion1337]

The Rolling Stones

They're

[Filleffs]

unfortunately not rolling anymore

A while ago they

[abyssion1337]

did a lot of drugs

They should have

[Filleffs]

been eating french food instead

French food tastes

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

kinda ****ty

hanging there

[Filleffs]

dead, he felt pretty lifeless

I you're goint to kill yourself

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

do it right.
you hear me

[Filleffs]

, you blasted igorant twat

In great britain, they

[DaMetzger]

keep eating pudding
even though it tastes kinda like

[S.ifr]

poo.

The reason for this is because

[abyssion1337]

they add a secret ingrediant

it is

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

very gross to lick pee sticks.

Everything is

[Pink_Nipple]

so slooooowww but funny

What about

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

the fat guy behind the counter?

he looks

[Pink_Nipple]

like ghostbuster!

His name probably

[abyssion1337]

is probably Roy

Roy is

[Pink_Nipple]

a fat guy standing behind the counter.

Why do you

[Filleffs]

fail?

It's because

[Pink_Nipple]

you brought a sword to the gunfight


Can you really

[Filleffs]

make birds explode?

You can if you

[Pink_Nipple]

are god.

It's funny

[Filleffs]

how dumb people are so dumb

There she was

[Pink_Nipple]

standing at night with shotgun in hand and "Spare some change" face expression.

She was so

[abyssion1337]

hot

but her

[Filleffs]

sister was even hotter

But she was only

[Pink_Nipple]

one woman in the prison

Where is the reason

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

for toilet paper.

Quest for the

[abyssion1337]

pony

Beer is

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

beer.

To

[abyssion1337]

late was the rescue crew

Happy endings are

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

stoopid.

Depression

[abyssion1337]

sucks

Internet wierdos

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

are generally horny.

Is my assumpion

[abyssion1337]

wrong

yes,

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

but in a way correct.

X-rays

[abyssion1337]

are dangerous

You've got to press it on you,

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

carefully.

tomatoes

[abyssion1337]

can be red or green

Green onions are

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

very strong.

a before b

[abyssion1337]

/b/ *shudder*

B-tards are

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

betarded.

RUN

[abyssion1337]

from the b-tards

When did you

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

know of this plot?

Why when I

[abyssion1337]

was just a wee lass

I have a

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

gorgeous rack.

black things

[abyssion1337]

are black

Evil plants are

[Issitheus]

plants, just like you and me, on the inside.

It was a one-eyed, one-horned flying purple

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

cat

However in

[abyssion1337]

in the jungle the mighty jungle the lion sleeps tonight

What the

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

heck is the issue with siberian tigers.

Soon my son

[abyssion1337]

will be a Jedi

Jedis are

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

tottaly stoopid.

Sinister popes

[abyssion1337]

bless storm clouds to kill vampires

War, what is it good for

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

except causing pain and suffering?

We should

[abyssion1337]

end wars

The

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

end result of that would be awesome.

We should start an anti war thread but that

[abyssion1337]

would die after 4 posts

Maybe if

[Filleffs]

we nuke america

That would be

[abyssion1337]

good

Shiny happy people

[Pink_Nipple]

don't think so.

They are

[S.ifr]

full of ****.

What do they

[Pink_Nipple]

do with it?

I think

[S.ifr]

they can burn in hell.

After all,

[Pink_Nipple]

hell isn't bad place.

But one thing

[S.ifr]

is for sure.

That is

[Pink_Nipple]

cake.

Someone

[S.ifr]

tell me whats wrong with this.

No, nothing

[Pink_Nipple]

wrong but it still looks a bit suspicious.

967

[S.ifr]

more days till I'm 18.

Jimmy cracked corn and

[abyssion1337]

got high

Because I

[Pink_Nipple]

was so violent many little children died.

They were

[abyssion1337]

orphans anyway

When

[Pink_Nipple]

did you meet them?

It was

[abyssion1337]

on the 23rd of June

A strange

[S.ifr]

incident occured that day.

I couldn't believe it,

[Pink_Nipple]

but hundreds of orphans suddenly came out.

Why

[abyssion1337]

do the millions cry

We eat and drink while tomorrow

[Filleffs]

we party hard

[Luppi-tan]

And drink harder

Riding to the

[The Ever Strange Look]

...hills of Albion where sleeping Desu's lie.

Upon reaching the Desu it just so happened that...

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

the hair on our heros head had begun to fall off.

Fallout 3 is

[Pink_Nipple]

going to come out in 2056.

Are you serious

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

about marrying that man?

Well in the end

[abyssion1337]

we'll all die

Garbage is

[Pink_Nipple]

a Scottish-American rock group formed in Madison.

You think

[abyssion1337]

that you did too many drugs

Hypochondriacs

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

are weird by nature.

Some people lust

[abyssion1337]

for clones of their dead mother

These people

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

need to be shot in the face.

What should

[abyssion1337]

we do with clones of our mother

We should

[Issitheus]

rape, kill, then burn them.

Wait,

[abyssion1337]

who actually does that

Only

[Issitheus]

Canadians and Swedes.

Isn't that

[abyssion1337]

just mean to say

Who the hell

[Pink_Nipple]

do you think you are to watch porn with my sister?


I'ts so

[The Ever Strange Look]

...disturbing.

May I

[Pink_Nipple]

ask for help?

What should

[Ionzorg]

I watch with your sister?

Some gorily unsettling

[Pink_Nipple]

lolcat movie.

Does it

[abyssion1337]

really count as disturbing

There are

[The Ever Strange Look]

several genres to choose from, all corn based.

In which case we should

[abyssion1337]

get them all

Where should we

[The Ever Strange Look]

we sit?

The corn chair seems rather

[abyssion1337]

nice, we should all sit there

How many actually

[The Ever Strange Look]

comprise the corn chair? I asked.

Several, your sister answered, although I can bring more

[abyssion1337]

corn, she stated with an evil grin

The cat in the hat

[The Ever Strange Look]

smoked several bongs before squeezing itself into the blu-ray player.

How the hell did it manage

[abyssion1337]

to kill Gorden Freeman

Well Mister Freeman

[Issitheus]

, blah blah blah.

WHAT THE HELL

[Pink_Nipple]

, GORDON? YOU MAKE NO SENSE!


Hurry! Take your

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

pants off.

Wow, that is

[Pink_Nipple]

impressive. You wear TWO pants?

But why

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

is it that whores get diseases.

If only we