[Kuwabara]

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, oil pans shatter rocks.

(there's a story behind this one)


what happened?

in soviet Russia, my mom doesnt care if i go off-roading

[SV3N]

In Soviet Russia, crush has you

[abyssion1337]

In Soviet Russia song sings you

[Ionzorg]

In Soviet Russia, you are ice cream's comfort food.

[abyssion1337]

In Soviet Russia picture takes you

[Jazean]

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, cars cause things to swerve and go over a pair of 15-pound rocks at about 35mph.

(story sorta explained)

[abyssion1337]

In Soviet Russia pikachu chooses you

[BopBopBop]

In Soviet Russia a Lada is a crappy car.

[abyssion1337]

IN Soviet Russia children's card games play you

[SV3N]

In Soviet Russia, Muscles grow you.

[1337uvis]

OK, in Soviet Russia, prepare to be K.O.'d by my post's awesomeness.

http://www4.vaizdelis.lt/u/f/67/18/67188.swf

[Odessa]

In Soviet Russia, topic bumps you!

[abyssion1337]

IN Soviet Russia earth abuse you

[Jazean]

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, resurrection spell casts you.

also...

http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh133/trip-up666/chocobo-rides-you.jpg

[Odessa]

lol that is adorable!!! must....learn...how to....steal picture....


in Soviet Russa, topics stay dead.

[Jazean]

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, zombies are the living.

[Ken-Chan]

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, hentai wanks over you

[Jazean]

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, apple bites you... really look below...

http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb281/caska-tb/bite-the-apple.jpg

[SV3N]

In Soviet Russia, nose picks you.

[Jazean]

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, superman is a squirrel

http://www.weeklyreader.com/readandwriting/content/binary/Squirrelsuperman.jpg

[SV3N]

In Soviet Russia, banana bites you.

http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh218/snoogan1/banana_snake-full.jpg

[Jazean]

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, bridges are made of air

http://bp1.blogger.com/_0agwm6I7YZE/SGSDdREiz5I/AAAAAAAAFb8/RjTvrPQErPY/s1600-h/it-didnt-happen.jpg

[Odessa]

wow, suddenly i am likeingthis topic again. thosep ics are hilarious :)

the squuirrelsn ame is now mukumuku.

[1337uvis]

In Soviet Russia i actually post in the topics i started

[Jazean]

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, class comes to me

[abyssion1337]

In Soviet Russia erection has you

[Issitheus]

In Soviet Russia toilet pees in you.

[abyssion1337]

In Soviet Russia party has you

[Divine Dragoon]

Santa Claus is an 'illegal immigrant' declares top Kremlin official in Christmas 'Cold War'

You might imagine that Santa would be welcome the world over... but you would be wrong.

A Kremlin official yesterday claimed that Father Christmas was an 'imposter' and an 'illegal immigrant'.

Speaker of the Russian Parliament Boris Gryzlov insisted that the only authentic figure for bringing presents to Russia's children was Ded Moroz - Grandfather Frost.

Mr Gryzlov was at Velikiy Ustyug, traditional home of Ded Moroz in the far north of the country, when he said: 'No one will ever be able to take away Ded Moroz from Russia - not Santa Claus nor any other imposters.
Illegal immigrant: Santa Claus is an 'imposter', a top Kremlin official has claimed

Illegal immigrant: Santa Claus is an 'imposter', a top Kremlin official has claimed

Behind his attacks on Santa Claus --whom he urged to 'get out of the profession, at least in Russia' - is a fear of encroaching Western influences which have led to battles in the streets between Santas dressed in white beards and red coats and Ded Morozes dressed in blue.

Other differences are that Ded Moroz rests on Christmas Eve but distributes gifts at the New Year and he rides in a troika - or sleigh - drawn by horses (although he has sometimes been spotted struggling out of a Lada).

Also, instead of elves, he is accompanied by his attractive granddaughter --the Snow Maiden or Snegurochka.

Although he is popular now, life was not always easy for Ded Moroz. He was persecuted under Stalin, being branded a 'priest's ally' in 1928.

At the same time, Christmas trees were banned in the early years of the USSR.

Stalin, however, relented and in 1937 Ded Moroz was rehabilitated, returning in triumph to the Moscow Palace of Unions.
The real thing: Russian prime minister Vladimir Putin with a man dressed up as Ded Moroz, the Russian equivalent of Santa Claus

The real thing: Russian prime minister Vladimir Putin with a man dressed up as Ded Moroz, the Russian equivalent of Santa Claus

There are other key differences between the two men, who can both trace their origins into the mists of time.

Ded Moroz has his feet up on Christmas Eve, only bringing presents a week or so later as Russian celebrate New Year, as he did through most of the Communist era.

Nor does he travel with Rudolf - instead he rides in a troika, a sledge invariably pulled by horses, though many children have also spotted him emerging from a cramped Lada car clutching his bag of presents.

He is usually accompanied by his attractive granddaughter - the Snow Maiden or Snegurochka - who assists him in bringing seasonal happiness.

He comes through the front door, rather than down the chimney.

Walking with a long magical staff, he doesn't say 'Ho, ho, ho" but 'zdravstvuite rebyatishki!' or 'hello kids'.

It's all right hear

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1091967/Santa-Claus-illegal-immigrant-declares-Kremlin-official-Christmas-Cold-War.html

[Mawelli]

In Soviet Russia, Christmas presents get you

[Tazuto]

In Soviet Russia,.....something funny.....

[abyssion1337]

IN Soviet Russia mustard seed you

[Ken-Chan]

in Soviet Russia pie's crust you

[abyssion1337]

In Soviet Russia door paint you black

[Ken-Chan]

in soviet russia the light turns you on

[Mawelli]

In Soviet Russia, the phone talks on you

[Pink_Nipple]

In Soviet Russia Jesus crucifies you

[Mawelli]

In Soviet Russia reindeers ride Santa

[Pink_Nipple]

In Soviet Russia reindeer do exist

[1337uvis]

In Soviet russia video renders you!

[Pink_Nipple]

In Soviet Russia sound mutes you

[abyssion1337]

In Soviet Russia presents open you

[Mawelli]

In Soviet Russia you answer for voicemail

[Pink_Nipple]

In Soviet Russia forums leave lithuanian people

[Useful]

In Soviet Russia, dead thread resurrects you!

(not that I care :P)

[Ken-Chan]

in soviet russia pins bowl u

[Mawelli]

In Soviet Russia shoe laces tie you

[Odessa]

in Soviet russia, topic stays dead!

[abyssion1337]

IN Soviet Russia soup drinks you

[Odessa]

hm, soup. i just made a potato and chedder soup. coincidence?

yes.

[Jazean]

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, Fry Frenches you.

[Kuwabara]

thats futurerama ::)

In soviet russia, money makes you.

[Jazean]

i was actually talking about french fries and realized the bad grammar in the post too late... its funny thou...

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, amnesia has you.

[Odessa]

In Soviet Russia, disease cures you!

[Issitheus]

In Soviet Russia, anime downloads you

[Mawelli]

In Soviet Russia money makes you

[Odessa]

in soviet Russia, pills swollow you!

[abyssion1337]

In Soviet Russia bat swings you

[Ken-Chan]

in soviet russia phones dial u

[Adjacent Badger]

In Sovjet Russia, tanks are invaded by czechoslovakia.

[Ken-Chan]

in soviet russia porn masturbates over you

[abyssion1337]

in soviet russia wall builds you

[Kyle X]

In Soviet Russia, Cereal is the killer.

And parking machines fail.
http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2155/163/95/514729419/n514729419_1183459_5955.jpg

[Tazuto]

In soviet russia, they watch North Park

[Ken-Chan]

in soviet russia baths sit in you

[Adjacent Badger]

In Sovjet Russia, a man once arrived in a Gulag-camp. (Gulags were Sovjet prison camps in Siberia)
A fellow prisoner asked him, how long he was supposed to be there. 15 years the man replied.
The other prisoner then asked him, what he had done for that penalty. The man said he had done nothing at all, but the other prisoner didn't believe him.
"If you haven't done anything, you only get ten years".

[Odessa]

In Sovjet Russia, a man once arrived in a Gulag-camp. (Gulags were Sovjet prison camps in Siberia)
A fellow prisoner asked him, how long he was supposed to be there. 15 years the man replied.
The other prisoner then asked him, what he had done for that penalty. The man said he had done nothing at all, but the other prisoner didn't believe him.
"If you haven't done anything, you only get ten years".


wrong, but funny :)

[Tazuto]

in soviet russia, guns shoot you(not as obvious as it sounds)

[Issitheus]

In Soviet Russia, toilet pees in you.

[abyssion1337]

In Soviet Russa you reflect poems' soul

[jrazur]

In Soviet Russia, Marijuana smokes you.

[Mawelli]

In Soviet Russia, guitar plays you

[jrazur]

In Soviet Russia, light turns on you

[Issitheus]

In Soviet Russia, bread toasts you.

[FnkyWlkrDrtyTlkr]

In soviet Russia, Captain have little of you in him

[Odessa]

In soviet russia, this topic is locked!

[Tazuto]

In soviet russia, there are 2 odessa's!

[Kuwabara]

:o *shuddering*t-t-t-t-two...o-o-ode-odessa's O_O......mommy!! *runs away*

[Tazuto]

in soviet russia, Odessa wants you! to join her army of doom

[Ken-Chan]

in soviet russia Abys admits sex

[Odessa]

:o *shuddering*t-t-t-t-two...o-o-ode-odessa's O_O......mommy!! *runs away*



ouch... i'm not that bad... i think?

[Kyle X]

In Soviet Russia, Pikachu chooses you!

[Kuwabara]

no....but think about it.....two people like you.....perverted.....likes me..... ::)

[Odessa]

yes... but most guys want threesomes :)

[Adjacent Badger]

In Sovjet Russia, horses turn pears into apples.

[Ken-Chan]

yes... but most guys want threesomes :)

thats were i come in me and two vicky's i could die a happy man after that

is soviet russia odessa is attracted to me :P so very very lame and sad :'(

[Kyle X]

In Soviet Russia, the Wiimote throws you into the TV.

[Mawelli]

In Soviet Russia, songs sing you

[acutekat]

in soviet russia You have two cows. The government seizes both and provides you with milk

[jrazur]

In Soviet Russia, suicide commits you

[Kyle X]

In Soviet Russia, you penetrate corn?

[jrazur]

In Soviet Russia, blood bleeds you

[Mawelli]

In Soviet Russia, toilet paper wipes with you

[jrazur]

In Soviet Russia, you is handed to ass

[abyssion1337]

In Soviet Russia band robs you

[Ken-Chan]

in soviet russia thief's give stuff to people

[Kyle X]

In Soviet Russia, you give merch to local bands.

[Ken-Chan]

in soviet russia life makes sense

[Kyle X]

Impossible!

In Soviet Russia, us belong to all your base.

[Ken-Chan]

in soviet russia i never changed my name

[Kyle X]

In Soviet Russia, I never joined this forum.

[jrazur]

In Soviet Russia, plutonium is free

[abyssion1337]

In Soviet Russia Sturm's death cannon hits his units

[Ken-Chan]

in soviet russia they finished vicky 2.0

[jrazur]

In Soviet Russia, Soviet Russia lives in you

[Ken-Chan]

in soviet russia computers download you

[jrazur]

in soviet russia trees breath you

[Ken-Chan]

in soviet russia asians can drive :P

[abyssion1337]

in soviet russia dice rolls you

[Ken-Chan]

in soviet russia you win on pokies

[Kyle X]

In Soviet Russia, mooz mooz

[abyssion1337]

In soviet russia decisions make you

[Ken-Chan]

in soviet russia my penis is small

[BopBopBop]

In soviet russia bags comes in milk.

[Issitheus]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
In Soviet Russia,
Poem writes you!

[Ken-Chan]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
In Soviet Russia,
Poem writes you!


that is awesome hahahaha good job

in soviet russia cheats make ur game harder

[Kyle X]

In Soviet Russia, a blue portal connects you straight to hell.

[abyssion1337]

IN Soviet Russia party has you

[emrfish6]

In soviet russia, blood lusts you

[Ken-Chan]

in soviet russia people like depression

[abyssion1337]

hey that happens already (ok probably only in my case, well maybe other artists as well)

[Ken-Chan]

yer but i meant generally

in soviet russia i am never questioned

[amn3sys]

http://englishrussia.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/live_in_russia.jpg
XD

[Ken-Chan]

in soviet russia aliens exist

[amn3sys]

in soviet russia aliens exist

ok??? lil aliein's

[Ken-Chan]

http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/soviet-mudkip.jpg

[BopBopBop]

in soviet russia kitty huffs YOU!

[Ken-Chan]

in soviet russia bills pay you

[BopBopBop]

in soviet russia babies eat you.

[Ken-Chan]

in soviet russia u dont get junk mail

[emrfish6]

in soviet russia, video game controller throws you

[Ken-Chan]

in soviet russia games het frustrated at you

[BopBopBop]

in soviet russia games play you.

[Ken-Chan]

in soviet russia the computer turns you on

[BopBopBop]

in soviet russia, thy holy hand grenade takes thy holy pin out of you.

[abyssion1337]

In Soviet Russia Dave won't let Hal open pod bay door

[BopBopBop]

in soviet russia we're tights in men!

[Tazuto]

^that sounded really gay

in soviet russia, road forks you

[Ken-Chan]

in soviet russia the coffee drinks u

[imphic]

In soviet russia, I believe in the you that believes in me

[Ken-Chan]

in soviet russia asians can drive

[Issitheus]

I heard this one a while ago, I figured Odessa would serve as a good replacement for the original subject. No offense, seriously. Okay?
In Soviet Russia, dick sucks Vicky!

[Ken-Chan]

in soviet russia vagina enters penis

[BopBopBop]

in Soviet russia breasts liek you.

[amn3sys]

in russia trees grow on seeds

[Tazuto]

in soviet russia bottle caps you

[imphic]

in soviet russia the game loses you

[Ken-Chan]

in soviet russia u show the clock time

[imphic]

in soviet russia 9,000 is over his power level

[Ken-Chan]

in soviet russia aissur teivos ni

[BopBopBop]

in soviet russia grues are likely to be eaten by YOU!

[Ken-Chan]

in soviet russia asains have big penis's and black's have small

[imphic]

in soviet russia 100 internets wins you

[Ken-Chan]

in soviet russia boobs are on the nipple

[imphic]

in soviet russia businesses bailout taxpayers

[BopBopBop]

in soviet russia punching bags punches you.

[Tazuto]

in soviet russia pokemon choses you!

[Ken-Chan]

in soviet russia anime isnt animated

[Odessa]

in soviet Russia, this is funny!

[Ken-Chan]

in soviet russia i'm a girl

[imphic]

in soviet russia threads die

[Ken-Chan]

in soviet russia abys is normal

[BopBopBop]

in soviet russia noone likes catgirls.

[Ken-Chan]

in soviet russia normal people watch anime

[BopBopBop]

In soviet russia vodka makes you sober.

[acutekat]

in soviet russia de-icer is vodka

(actually happened)

[BopBopBop]

In Soviet Russia, SPARTAAAAAAAAAA! visits YOUUUUUUUUUU!

[imphic]

In Soviet Russia, you excuse princess.

[abyssion1337]

In Soviet Russia, you excuse princess.
no no bad reference is bad

[imphic]

m srry

[BopBopBop]

in soviet russia cookie bakes you!

[Tazuto]

in soviet russia, knot ties you

[Nightshiver]

http://marcvz.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/soviet-fool-1280x1024thumbnail.jpg
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/TheWheelman/InSovietRussia-1.png
http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/3/11/insovietrussia128497527455875087.jpg

[Ken-Chan]

in soviet russia ramen eats naruto

[BopBopBop]

in soviet russia chocolate milk drinks you

[Ravenick]

"as they say in russia, Fat Chance Igor"

[Ken-Chan]

in soviet russia sasuke ISN'T gay

HAHAHAHA

[XCV]

OK, so I decided to do something different and try and make up as many Russian Reversals as I can using only songs from my "most played" playlist. Some of them might be obvious, others, less so. Similarly, some of them might be funny, others less so (but, as Josef Stalin said, "Quantity has a quality of its own."). Anyway, here goes:

(Sorted by artist>album title>track number)

In Soviet Russia, house rocks YOU!
In Soviet Russia, american idiot doesn't want to be YOU!
In Soviet Russia, ride hitches YOU!
In Soviet Russia, enemy knows YOU!
In Soviet Russia, freak on a leash feels like YOU!
In Soviet Russia, angel wishes it had YOU!
In Soviet Russia, danger plays with YOU!
In Soviet Russia, religion loses YOU!
In Soviet Russia, self-righteous suicide doesn't trust in YOU!

[Doomimus]

http://www.amvblitz.net/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=5.0;attach=132;ima ge

[NLAlchemist]

http://i22.tinypic.com/2zq62iv.jpg

[NLAlchemist]

http://i35.tinypic.com/1z3t3q9.jpg

[abyssion1337]

In Soviet Russia old thread dig you up

[acutekat]

in soviet russia music listens to you

[PaperFreak]

In Soviet Russia, bed has sex on you!

[abyssion1337]

In Soviet Russia Tim Curry is Primier

[PaperFreak]

In Soviet Russia, little girl traumatizes you!

[abyssion1337]

In Soviet Russia, little girl traumatizes you!

yeah an also in bout half of all the horror movies/games ever made

[Tazuto]

in soviet russia toliet flushes you

[PaperFreak]

In soviet russia, missle launches you!

[FnkyWlkrDrtyTlkr]

im soviet russia, we make america jokes

[acutekat]

in soviet russia computer downloads you

[FnkyWlkrDrtyTlkr]

In soviet russia, pools get in AIDS

[XCV]

In Soviet Russia, site shocks YOU!

[Evileel]

In Soviet Russia forgotten threads revives you

[e1fen1ied]

In Soviet Russia Pokemon catches you

[nipple]

In Soviet Russia shamwow buys you

[e1fen1ied]

In Soviet Russia hamburger eats you

[nipple]

Is Soviet Russia WoW plays you

[e1fen1ied]

In Soviet Russia t.v. turns you on

[synbad2]

In Soviet Russia t.v. turns you on

that one actually makes sense... :sweatdrop:

[Shirker]

In Soviet Russia, You Roll Rick.

[e1fen1ied]

In Soviet Russia egg hatches you

[Kyle X]

In Soviet Russia, "In Capitalist America" writes you.

[e1fen1ied]

In Soviet Russia amv's make you

[Kyle X]

In Soviet Russia, the apostrophe misuses you.

[e1fen1ied]

In Soviet Russia, souls eat you

[Kyle X]

In Soviet Russia, pills pop you.

[N8theGr8]

In Soviet Russia, peels grab Louis!

[synbad2]

In Soviet Russia, banana peel slips you

[nipple]

In Soviet Russia, lightbulbs screw you

[synbad2]

In Soviet Russia, lightbulbs screw you

hate to see that kid:wtf:

[R.I.Pixel]

In Soviet Russia, this post was too short and you did read it
In Soviet Russia, you cut up surgeons
In Soviet Russia, dentists fear you
In Soviet Russia, the lie is a cake
In Soviet Russia, the game loses you
In Soviet Russia, BSoD gets you
In Soviet Russia, you abduct aliens
In Soviet Russia, you give viagra an erection
In Soviet Russia, feet walk with you
In Soviet Russia, goombas jump on Mario
In Soviet Russia, kitchens are in women
In Soviet Russia, bubbles blow you
In Soviet Russia, pacifiers suck on babys
In Soviet Russia, you roundhouse kick Chuck Norris
In Soviet Russia, bitches slap you
In Soviet Russia, this post never ends
In Soviet Russia, hot women get turned on by you
In Soviet Russia, 2 girls 1 cup is disgusted by you
In Soviet Russia, google searches on you
In Soviet Russia, Windows works!
In Soviet Russia, candles blow you out
In Soviet Russia, WTC flies into airplanes
In Soviet Russia, pages refresh you
In Soviet Russia, posts gets bored and stops reading you!
In Soviet Russia, posts suddenly gets surprised by the your self-irony and continues to read you after all
In Soviet Russia, IWnet thinks you suck or does not know what you are
In Soviet Russia, you heat up the sun
In Soviet Russia, babies give birth to women
In Soviet Russia, hair grows you
In Soviet Russia, files copy you
In Soviet Russia, children lure ****philes into their basements
In Soviet Russia, comedians laugh at you
In Soviet Russia, clothes change you
In Soviet Russia, your ass scratches you
In Soviet Russia, you bite mosquitoes
In Soviet Russia, STD's transfer you
In Soviet Russia, your dick wanks you
In Soviet Russia, life doesn't have you
In Soviet Russia, porn stars masturbate to you
In Soviet Russia, this post thinks YOU're getting perverted
In Soviet Russia, this is post's first R.I.Pixel on this message board
In Soviet Russia, secrets keep you
In Soviet Russia, lies tell you
In Soviet Russia, people's nuts hit others with stuff
In Soviet Russia, you bark at dogs, and grass takes a **** on dogs
In Soviet Russia, Megan Fox dreams of ****ing your brains out
In Soviet Russia, dreams have you
In Soviet Russia, a dream had Martin Luther King
In Soviet Russia, Bush voted for idiots
In Soviet Russia, hope gives up you
In Soviet Russia, there is coffee in caffeine
In Soviet Russia, the government makes conspiracy theories about you
In Soviet Russia, homosexuals think of you as outcasts
In Soviet Russia, you mom does me
In Soviet Russia, you might just have offended me
In Soviet Russia, spam mails delete you
In Soviet Russia, the trash takes you out
In Soviet Russia, the dishes do you
In Soviet Russia, massive additions suddenly get funny topics
In Soviet Russia, cars, bitches and money rap about rappers
In Soviet Russia, this is the last post in this sentence
In Soviet Russia, zero divides with you
In Soviet Russia, the president votes for the people
In Soviet Russia, this post is just about to start
In Soviet Russia, long posts write me

[synbad2]

In Soviet Russia, this post was too short and you did read it
In Soviet Russia, you cut up surgeons
In Soviet Russia, dentists fear you
In Soviet Russia, the lie is a cake
In Soviet Russia, the game loses you
In Soviet Russia, BSoD gets you
In Soviet Russia, you abduct aliens
In Soviet Russia, you give viagra an erection
In Soviet Russia, feet walk with you
In Soviet Russia, goombas jump on Mario
In Soviet Russia, kitchens are in women
In Soviet Russia, bubbles blow you
In Soviet Russia, pacifiers suck on babys
In Soviet Russia, you roundhouse kick Chuck Norris
In Soviet Russia, bitches slap you
In Soviet Russia, this post never ends
In Soviet Russia, hot women get turned on by you
In Soviet Russia, 2 girls 1 cup is disgusted by you
In Soviet Russia, google searches on you
In Soviet Russia, Windows works!
In Soviet Russia, candles blow you out
In Soviet Russia, WTC flies into airplanes
In Soviet Russia, pages refresh you
In Soviet Russia, posts gets bored and stops reading you!
In Soviet Russia, posts suddenly gets surprised by the your self-irony and continues to read you after all
In Soviet Russia, IWnet thinks you suck or does not know what you are
In Soviet Russia, you heat up the sun
In Soviet Russia, babies give birth to women
In Soviet Russia, hair grows you
In Soviet Russia, files copy you
In Soviet Russia, children lure ****philes into their basements
In Soviet Russia, comedians laugh at you
In Soviet Russia, clothes change you
In Soviet Russia, your ass scratches you
In Soviet Russia, you bite mosquitoes
In Soviet Russia, STD's transfer you
In Soviet Russia, your dick wanks you
In Soviet Russia, life doesn't have you
In Soviet Russia, porn stars masturbate to you
In Soviet Russia, this post thinks YOU're getting perverted
In Soviet Russia, this is post's first R.I.Pixel on this message board
In Soviet Russia, secrets keep you
In Soviet Russia, lies tell you
In Soviet Russia, people's nuts hit others with stuff
In Soviet Russia, you bark at dogs, and grass takes a **** on dogs
In Soviet Russia, Megan Fox dreams of ****ing your brains out
In Soviet Russia, dreams have you
In Soviet Russia, a dream had Martin Luther King
In Soviet Russia, Bush voted for idiots
In Soviet Russia, hope gives up you
In Soviet Russia, there is coffee in caffeine
In Soviet Russia, the government makes conspiracy theories about you
In Soviet Russia, homosexuals think of you as outcasts
In Soviet Russia, you mom does me
In Soviet Russia, you might just have offended me
In Soviet Russia, spam mails delete you
In Soviet Russia, the trash takes you out
In Soviet Russia, the dishes do you
In Soviet Russia, massive additions suddenly get funny topics
In Soviet Russia, cars, bitches and money rap about rappers
In Soviet Russia, this is the last post in this sentence
In Soviet Russia, zero divides with you
In Soviet Russia, the president votes for the people
In Soviet Russia, this post is just about to start
In Soviet Russia, long posts write me

Whoooo hey man don't double..... no...triple.... no... 64x post :mad::wtf:

[Evileel]

no... 64x post :mad::wtf:

You have managed to count them all? http://forum.imperiaonline.org/int/Smileys/classic/bm.gif

[synbad2]

give or take a few....
...


what?

...

...
i was bored:D

[N8theGr8]

In Soviet Russia, this post was too short and you did read it
In Soviet Russia, you cut up surgeons
In Soviet Russia, dentists fear you
In Soviet Russia, the lie is a cake
In Soviet Russia, the game loses you
In Soviet Russia, BSoD gets you
In Soviet Russia, you abduct aliens
In Soviet Russia, you give viagra an erection
In Soviet Russia, feet walk with you
In Soviet Russia, goombas jump on Mario
In Soviet Russia, kitchens are in women
In Soviet Russia, bubbles blow you
In Soviet Russia, pacifiers suck on babys
In Soviet Russia, you roundhouse kick Chuck Norris
In Soviet Russia, bitches slap you
In Soviet Russia, this post never ends
In Soviet Russia, hot women get turned on by you
In Soviet Russia, 2 girls 1 cup is disgusted by you
In Soviet Russia, google searches on you
In Soviet Russia, Windows works!
In Soviet Russia, candles blow you out
In Soviet Russia, WTC flies into airplanes
In Soviet Russia, pages refresh you
In Soviet Russia, posts gets bored and stops reading you!
In Soviet Russia, posts suddenly gets surprised by the your self-irony and continues to read you after all
In Soviet Russia, IWnet thinks you suck or does not know what you are
In Soviet Russia, you heat up the sun
In Soviet Russia, babies give birth to women
In Soviet Russia, hair grows you
In Soviet Russia, files copy you
In Soviet Russia, children lure ****philes into their basements
In Soviet Russia, comedians laugh at you
In Soviet Russia, clothes change you
In Soviet Russia, your ass scratches you
In Soviet Russia, you bite mosquitoes
In Soviet Russia, STD's transfer you
In Soviet Russia, your dick wanks you
In Soviet Russia, life doesn't have you
In Soviet Russia, porn stars masturbate to you
In Soviet Russia, this post thinks YOU're getting perverted
In Soviet Russia, this is post's first R.I.Pixel on this message board
In Soviet Russia, secrets keep you
In Soviet Russia, lies tell you
In Soviet Russia, people's nuts hit others with stuff
In Soviet Russia, you bark at dogs, and grass takes a **** on dogs
In Soviet Russia, Megan Fox dreams of ****ing your brains out
In Soviet Russia, dreams have you
In Soviet Russia, a dream had Martin Luther King
In Soviet Russia, Bush voted for idiots
In Soviet Russia, hope gives up you
In Soviet Russia, there is coffee in caffeine
In Soviet Russia, the government makes conspiracy theories about you
In Soviet Russia, homosexuals think of you as outcasts
In Soviet Russia, you mom does me
In Soviet Russia, you might just have offended me
In Soviet Russia, spam mails delete you
In Soviet Russia, the trash takes you out
In Soviet Russia, the dishes do you
In Soviet Russia, massive additions suddenly get funny topics
In Soviet Russia, cars, bitches and money rap about rappers
In Soviet Russia, this is the last post in this sentence
In Soviet Russia, zero divides with you
In Soviet Russia, the president votes for the people
In Soviet Russia, this post is just about to start
In Soviet Russia, long posts write me

TL;DR

(oh wait... I did.)

[Tazuto]

in soviet russia, amv's make you

[Useful]

Money says that guy isn't coming back ever again.

Also, In Soviet Russia, you eat TVTropes!

[Evileel]

http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/5231/politicalpicturesvladim.jpg

[nipple]

^ that one got me

In Soviet Russia, the above poster kills you

[Useful]

I'm not sure how I could kill it in the first place so...

In Soviet Russia...
http://gaygamer.net/images/bite-the-apple.jpg

[e1fen1ied]

In Soviet Russia, people annoy me

[Useful]

Well... nothing new there... :D

In Soviet Russia, toasters toast YOU.

[Kuwabara]

In Soviet Russia, lightbulbs screw you

speaking from experience are we now? :p

[Evileel]

In Soviet Russia anime rules too :P

http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/1559/sovietrussia.jpg

[synbad2]

In Soviet Russia anime rules too :P

http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/1559/sovietrussia.jpg

:praise:LOL!!!!!:praise:

[daikaisho vanguard]

In Sovjet Russia, there is twelve letters

[gigg44]

In soviet russia, cookie jar steals you!

[Diclonius]

In soviet Russia Land taps you

[N8theGr8]

In Soviet Russia, dat ass taps you!

[gigg44]

In soviet Russia, you get thrown on to the wall by cheese!

[Shuiia]

In Soviet Russia, You catch Chris Hansen
Why don't you take a seat?

[Evileel]

http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g223/MoosesRUs/1180498873199.jpg

[Tazuto]

in soviet russia, program fixes you

[simpleton216]

*i ordered a soviet gas mask on amazon, the filter it came with was expired and highly toxic

in soviet russia, gas mask poison you

[Kira2521]

In Soviet Russia, God worships ME!

[scarmullet]

In Soviet Russia bugs squash you!

[XCV]

In Soviet Russia bugs squash you!

That gives a whole new meaning to the Heavy's "I have squashed you like bug" line.

Which reminds me that in Soviet Russia, Sandvich eats YOU!

[Kyle X]

http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g223/MoosesRUs/1180498873199.jpg

I don't know about this one.. Are you saying that in Japan (or the US), you hit the loli? I thought the girls always did the hitting. And come on, we're obviously all guys here.


In North America, you can write any darn thing about Soviet Russia that you want to.

In Soviet Russia, you can't.

[Goldenwitch]

In Soviet Russia cheeseburger can haz kitties.

[e1fen1ied]

In Soviet Russia yo momma jokes tell you

[Shuiia]

http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/1582/shortyweed.png (http://img251.imageshack.us/i/shortyweed.png/)

In Soviet Russia, Weed smokes you

[jeremyhac]

In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still pwns you!

http://i597.photobucket.com/albums/tt55/jeremyhac/633754068660575326-INSOVIETRUSSIA.jpg

[e1fen1ied]

in soviet Russia letters type you

[Diclonius]

In soviet Russia overlords spawn you

[e1fen1ied]

in soviet russia role playing games LARP you

( LARP stand for live action role player/ play )

[Diclonius]

in soviet Russia suffering summons you
cookie for first person to get the reference

[NodMan]

In Soviet Russia, video games play you.

[Shuiia]

In Soviet Russia, Bitch chokes Wayne Brady

[CelticFoxx]

in soviet russia, me rape you

[Diclonius]

in soviet Russia bear maces you

[CelticFoxx]

in soviet russia, corn picks you.

[e1fen1ied]

in soviet russia corn dreams about you

[Shuiia]

In Soviet Russia, you obey Stalin...

[Evileel]

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0908/in-soviet-russia-waldo-soviet-russia-finds-you-punisher-kevi-demotivational-poster-1251426472.jpg

[XxFabiGBxX]

in soviet russia.... i dont know what to put =/

[jinzo64]

you can find russian spies

[BladeGraffiti]

in soviet russia bear trains you!

[Fishfreeek]

in soviet russia keyboards type you

[jinzo64]

in soviet russia ice cream likes you

[Kira2521]

In Soviet russia, car drives you

[Fishfreeek]

in soviet russia pussy **** you

[Kira2521]

In Soviet Russia, weapon equips you

[Fishfreeek]

in soviet russia internet browses you

[Kira2521]

In Soviet russia porn faps to you

[jinzo64]

in soviet russia pokemon catch you in balls

[e1fen1ied]

in soviet russia school goes to you

[jinzo64]

in soviet russia winter is warm

[Leef]

in soviet russia, girl rapes you

[jinzo64]

in soviet russia you buy sub for noting

[Kira2521]

In Soviet Russia whatever your mood, Subway has a you for that

[jinzo64]

in soviet russia you eat the zombie brains

[Evileel]

in soviet russia zombie brains eats you

[jinzo64]

in soviet russia osaka is considered of a higher IQ

[Fishfreeek]

in soviet russia sig reads you

[Kira2521]

In Soviet Russia e-mail sends you

[Evileel]

In Soviet Russia your PC plays with you.

[Kira2521]

In Soviet Russia buildings walk in to you

[animemental1]

In Soviet Russia, Asuka chokes Shinji!

In Soviet Russia, criminals write Kira's name in Death Note!

In Soviet Russia, Lucky Star & Azumanga Daioh actually have plots!

In Soviet Russia, your teacher is Mitsuka Yoshimine!

In Soviet Russia, Naruto is better than One Piece!

In Soviet Russia, Gurren Lagann sucks!

In Soviet Russia, K-On isn't stuffed with filler! (Either way, I still like it.)

[jinzo64]

in soviet russia you kill asassins

[Evileel]

In Soviet Russia a pony rides you.

[jinzo64]

in soviet russia you eat the snow where the huskies go

[animemental1]

In Soviet Russia, potato chip takes you...& eat you!

[Evileel]

In Soviet Russia shinigami eats potato ships instead of apples.

[animemental1]

In Soviet Russia, L likes to eat vegetables.

[jinzo64]

in soviet russia 360's don't suffer from the red ring of death

[XCV]

In Soviet Russia, grenade spams YOU!

[animemental1]

In Soviet Russia, you cut knife!

[Kira2521]

In Soviet Russia, Pringles eat you

[jinzo64]

in soviet russia people don't sleep ever

[animemental1]

In Soviet Russia, the economy is skyrocketing.

[jinzo64]

in soviet russia the truth isn't there it's already landed

[animemental1]

In Soviet Russia, Longcat is not long.

[jinzo64]

in soviet russia konata is tall by comparison

[animemental1]

In Soviet Russia, Konata's chest size is E+.

[Evileel]

In Soviet Russia Orihime is as flat as Western Konata. But she is still cute ^_^
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jFfwDUZfotU/S8wgMblb6GI/AAAAAAAAAKA/rdPkejWz-I0/s1600/Orihime+4.jpg

[animemental1]

In Soviet Russia, anyone who mentions moe gets killed.

[jinzo64]

in soviet russia manga is worth more than gold

[Evileel]

Its because everyone who mentions manga in Soviet Russia - gets raped ^_^

[animemental1]

In Soviet Russia, anyone who mentions an anime dies. Cause of death varies by what anime you mentioned.

Lucky Star - Shot in the head
Haruhi Suzumiya - Nailed to a crucifix
Bleach - Slain by BFS
Evangelion - Fed to bird-like mecha
Azumanga Daioh - Fed poisonous food
One Piece - Walk the Plank
Death Note - Heart Attack with 40 seconds mentioning the anime
etc.