[1337uvis]

Just had a brainstorm, post your own/best "In Soviet Russia" jokes here :P
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/fb163.jpg

[Mawelli]

Hahahah! Damn I would laugh so hard at the guy who has that shirt :D

[Issitheus]

ok on the bliz forums there was a topic about the recent banning of emo culture in russia. in responce, someone (i forget who) used dangerous amounts of win. "in soviet russia, wrists cut you!"

[abyssion1337]

http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff115/abyssion1337/InSovietRussia.jpg

[Kuwabara]

http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/3047/62820402sx6.jpg

[Ken-Chan]

http://marcvz.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/soviet-fool-1280x1024thumbnail.jpg

[Mawelli]

http://fc52.deviantart.com/fs14/f/2007/041/6/d/In_Soviet_Russia____by_RainbowJerk.png

[Pink_Nipple]

^ :D lmao

http://img125.imageshack.us/img125/4886/insovietrussianl1.jpg

*EDIT* - text modified

[Ionzorg]

In Soviet Russia, cute delivery girl got YOU pregnant!

[abyssion1337]

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/3/6/2/3620ab4ed6992c1fb64cc50347e19702.jpg

[Luppi-tan]

In soviet Russia, joke tells you!

[abyssion1337]

http://pics.livejournal.com/lullabee_lj/pic/0000bgqw

[Jazean]

In Soviet Russia, Thread posts you.

[abyssion1337]

http://www.esreality.com/files/inlineimages/2008/63561-roflcopter.jpg

[Kuwabara]

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/TheWheelman/InSovietRussia-1.png

[DaMetzger]

http://sinfest.net/comikaze/comics/2008-10-18.gif
LOL

[Mawelli]

Now thats a keeper ^^

[Pontaloy]

In Soviet Russia they eat bricks when they see it O_o

[Issitheus]

no, no.
In Soviet Russia, bricks **** you!

[S.ifr]

In Soviet Russia, fail is made of YOU.

[Pink_Nipple]

In Soviet Russia, porn faps on you

[Mawelli]

In Soviet Russia, Pokeman train you

[Pink_Nipple]

In Soviet Russia, chair kicks you

[Issitheus]

in soviet russia, corn gets people'd

[1337uvis]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/funny-pictures-statue-attacks-pidgeon-russia.jpg

[DaMetzger]

WARNING! This is kind of disgusting. I'll just leave a link here instead of posting the whole image...
http://img31.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=48773_In_Soviet_Russia_Pussy_Eats_Yo u_123_880lo.jpg

[Mawelli]

WARNING! This is kind of disgusting. I'll just leave a link here instead of posting the whole image...
http://img31.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=48773_In_Soviet_Russia_Pussy_Eats_Yo u_123_880lo.jpg

One question...how? :D

[DaMetzger]

Some questions are best left unanswered... ::)

I made that poster :P

[Mawelli]

Meh, you really like doing those posters dont you ;D

[DaMetzger]

Meh, you really like doing those posters dont you ;D

Not really. Tis be the first one I've ever made :P

[Mawelli]

Wooah well it worked out great...but where the hell did you get that pick from?

[DaMetzger]

Wooah well it worked out great...but where the hell did you get that pick from?

This is actually scary - after I got the idea for the poster I simply typed head in pussy into Google and clicked the first link.. :o

[Mawelli]

Hahah no way...well i guess this is why my little brother isnt allowed to surf on the net...(hes 8 years old btw)

[Odessa]

WARNING! This is kind of disgusting. I'll just leave a link here instead of posting the whole image...
http://img31.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=48773_In_Soviet_Russia_Pussy_Eats_Yo u_123_880lo.jpg



This actually turns me on. Should I be concerned?

[DaMetzger]

WARNING! This is kind of disgusting. I'll just leave a link here instead of posting the whole image...
http://img31.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=48773_In_Soviet_Russia_Pussy_Eats_Yo u_123_880lo.jpg


This actually turns me on. Should I be concerned?


No, that just means you want to have babies. Big babies :D

[abyssion1337]

1984 flashback anyone:
http://users.telenet.be/poltergeist/InSovietRussiaTelevisionWatchesYou!.gif

http://www.thepeoplescube.com/images/images_working/Cube_Real/Poland/Peoples_Dice_of_Equality.gif

[Mawelli]

I would like that peoples cube while playing board games ^^

[Odessa]

Hehe, i do want babies. My biological clock has been ticking for years, incidentally. I can't walk past a toddler without turning into one of THOSE women who coo's and ah's over every little thing they do. I'd give twenty years off my life to be able to bear a child, but I can't. Birth defects are all fun and games until someone...wait, they're never fun, I lied.

Anyone have a spare womb they're not using?

[Mawelli]

Well I'm not using mine so..no wait...it's in use. Sorry =/

[Odessa]

damn, so close!



In Soviet russia, quotes memorize you!

[DaMetzger]

Hehe, i do want babies. My biological clock has been ticking for years, incidentally. I can't walk past a toddler without turning into one of THOSE women who coo's and ah's over every little thing they do. I'd give twenty years off my life to be able to bear a child, but I can't. Birth defects are all fun and games until someone...wait, they're never fun, I lied.

Anyone have a spare womb they're not using?

Damn, now I feel bad that I joke I made incidentally touched a not so fun subject. I hate it when that happens... :/

Which leads to a conclusion that In Soviet Russia jokes laugh at you. :D

[Mawelli]

In Soviet Russia, a funny made you

[Odessa]

Hehe, i do want babies. My biological clock has been ticking for years, incidentally. I can't walk past a toddler without turning into one of THOSE women who coo's and ah's over every little thing they do. I'd give twenty years off my life to be able to bear a child, but I can't. Birth defects are all fun and games until someone...wait, they're never fun, I lied.

Anyone have a spare womb they're not using?

Damn, now I feel bad that I joke I made incidentally touched a not so fun subject. I hate it when that happens... :/

Which leads to a conclusion that In Soviet Russia jokes laugh at you. :D



Ah, it's ok random alien...person...thing. ( is looking at your avatar picture). I was born with a lot of problems, bith with my body and mind. And on top of all those wonderful handicaps, I was able to split my head open when i was 2 and get even MORE brain damage! So yea, I got a pretty sucky hand at the game of life, but you know what? I manage. I have a great family, a loving partner, and friends who care about me. I can't complain about that, you know? And one day, I'll adopt some children. It may not be the same as getting the whole pregnant experiance, but I will make the most of the hand i'm given. So no worries.

[Jazean]

on the upside, you get to avoid the strench marks...

also, make sure the adopted ones look like they could be yours, funny looks from passerbys are the laast thing adopties need.

oh yes, and

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, CHILD ADOPTS YOU.

[abyssion1337]

In soviet Russia god prays to you

[DaMetzger]

Ah, it's ok random alien...person...thing. ( is looking at your avatar picture).
Might as well look at this:
http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/7075/10759943ax6.jpg
The similarity is quite obvious :D



I was born with a lot of problems, bith with my body and mind. And on top of all those wonderful handicaps, I was able to split my head open when i was 2 and get even MORE brain damage! So yea, I got a pretty sucky hand at the game of life, but you know what? I manage. I have a great family, a loving partner, and friends who care about me. I can't complain about that, you know? And one day, I'll adopt some children. It may not be the same as getting the whole pregnant experiance, but I will make the most of the hand i'm given. So no worries.
I wish everyone would be as optimistic as you, trying to look on the bright side. Sadly I know many people who don't have nearly as many problems and yet constantly complain. Makes me wanna slap'em ]:->

In Soviet Russia the dog walks you.

[Pink_Nipple]

In Soviet Russia the toilet cleans you.

EDIT*

and version 2 -
In Soviet Russia the toilet flushes you.

[Mawelli]

In Soviet Russia the toilet cleans you.

EDIT*

and version 2 -
In Soviet Russia the toilet flushes you.

damn it I was just about use that flushes one!

In Soviet Russia car washes you

[abyssion1337]

In soviet Russia bat swings you

[1337uvis]

sorry about the dark dark deeply dark humor but :
In Soviet Russia, problems are born with you!

[DaMetzger]

In Soviet Russia photos watch you.

[abyssion1337]

in soviet Russia crime commits you

[Odessa]

sorry about the dark dark deeply dark humor but :
In Soviet Russia, problems are born with you!



oh noes! that is the last straw for my sanity! Good bye,O cruel world!

but seriosly, i don't mind. ;)


In Soveit Russia, you punish guilt!

[abyssion1337]

In soviet Russia clothes wear you

[Mawelli]

In Soviet Russia ass laughs you

[Pink_Nipple]

In Soviet Russia lolcats lol at you

[abyssion1337]

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/3/11/insovietrussia128497527455875087.jpg

[Jazean]

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, AGE GETS +1 YOU.

[abyssion1337]

In soviet Russia zig moves you

[Pink_Nipple]

In Soviet Russia disks burn you

[1337uvis]

In Soviet Russia, tits squeeze you x)

[abyssion1337]

in soviet Russia soul sells you

[Pink_Nipple]

In Soviet Russia, tits squeeze you x)

I see there's nothing bad in living there =D

In Soviet Russia, president elects you

[1337uvis]

In soviet russia, taxes pay you!

[abyssion1337]

In soviet Russia weights lift you

[1337uvis]

In soviet russia, YOU attack your heart!

[abyssion1337]

In soviet Russia bridge crosses you

[1337uvis]

in Soviet Russia, busses catch you!

[abyssion1337]

In soviet Russia trees climb you

[Jazean]

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, you bite dogs.

[1337uvis]

In soviet russia, space flies into you!

[Ellen Feiss]

in soviet russia ground walks on you

[Issitheus]

in soviet russia paper devours your computer

[Pink_Nipple]

finally i came up with my poster. Gonna make a better copy.

http://i38.tinypic.com/xm1pgy.jpg

[1337uvis]

In soviet russia, there is a large amount of suck. And that's not a joke.

[abyssion1337]

In soviet Russia card picks you

[1337uvis]

in soviet russia, roulette plays you ;)

[abyssion1337]

IN Soviet Russia AMV watches you

[Mawelli]

In Soviet Russia experience gains you

[abyssion1337]

In soviet Russia bomb drops you

[Issitheus]

i saw a russian comedian once and i remember, "Only in America can you go to church and hear, 'Please stand for Jesus Christ.', then go to a baseball game and hear, 'For Christ's sake, sit down!'"

[abyssion1337]

In Soviet Russia puzzle solves you

[Pink_Nipple]

In Soviet Russia game clears you

[Mawelli]

In Soviet Russia chicken fries you

[DaMetzger]

In Soviet Russia leaks take you

[Mawelli]

In Soviet Russia birthday celebrates you

[Issitheus]

in soviet russia, dogs chase cats!
amidoinitriteguys?

[1337uvis]

In soviet russia, topics moderate you!

[DaMetzger]

In soviet Russia cream whips you

[Mawelli]

In Soviet Russia EFG succeeds

[Pink_Nipple]

In Soviet Russia BFG shoots you

[Odessa]

In Soviet Russia, forums post you!

[Mawelli]

In Soviet Russia the pool's open

[abyssion1337]

IN soviet Russia water drinks you

[Pink_Nipple]

In Soviet Russia cosplayers laugh at you

[Mawelli]

In Soviet Russia headlines make the celebrity

[abyssion1337]

In Soviet Russia cow milks you

[Pink_Nipple]

In Soviet Russia YOU feed the RSS

[abyssion1337]

In Soviet Russia red shirt sacrifice you

[Pink_Nipple]

In Soviet Russia TV watches you

[Mawelli]

In Soviet Russia math calculates you

[SV3N]

In Soviet Russia, music listens to you

[abyssion1337]

In soviet Russia fire burns you

[Odessa]

In Soviet Russia, questions ask you!

[abyssion1337]

In soviet Russia arm cannon shoots you

[Mawelli]

In Soviet Russia dog walks you

[Pink_Nipple]

In Soviet Russia IT doesn't care about YOU

[Mawelli]

In Soviet Russia forums troll you

[Odessa]

In Soviet russa, God creates you!

9 i may be the only one who gets this one...)

[Mawelli]

Prolly...

In Soviet Russia keyboard types you

[DaMetzger]

In soviet Russia, cum shoots you

[Odessa]

^ that happens here too too, you know. at least, from the female perspective ;)



In soviet Russia, food chokes you!

[DaMetzger]

^ that happens here too too, you know. at least, from the female perspective ;)

Yes, but what I wrote does have a bit of a double meaning... :P

In soviet Russia porn watches you

[Mawelli]

In Soviet Russia article writes you

[Odessa]

^ that happens here too too, you know. at least, from the female perspective ;)

Yes, but what I wrote does have a bit of a double meaning... :P

In soviet Russia porn watches you


I...don't want to know ,do i?



In Soviet russia, pets buy you!

[DaMetzger]

In Soviet Russia pets pet you.

There's this urban legend going around...

[1337uvis]

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/1/1a/Lfk.jpg
http://graphjam.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/funny-graphs-insovietrussia.jpg

[abyssion1337]

in soviet Russia cookies bake you

[Pink_Nipple]

in soviet Russia Mario does you

[Jazean]

in soviet Russia Mario does you


i don't want to know what mario game you've been playing...

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, PEACH SAVES YOU.

[abyssion1337]

IN soviet Russia magic casts you

[Pink_Nipple]

In Soviet Russia torrents seed you

[DaMetzger]

In Soviet Russia water boils you

[abyssion1337]

In Soviet Russia XP gains you

[Pink_Nipple]

In Soviet Russia time wastes you

[abyssion1337]

In Soviet Russia rule #34 applies to you

[Pink_Nipple]

In Soviet Russia nuclear war declares you

[Mawelli]

In Soviet Russia the answer is not 42

[IMPhill]

In Soviet Russia, Anime watches you.... :o

[abyssion1337]

In Soviet Russia House isn't a jerk

[Jazean]

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, action affirms you.

[abyssion1337]

in soviet Russia ass kicks you

[Jazean]

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, alert sounds you.

[abyssion1337]

in soviet Russia code writes you

[Jazean]

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, you QQ trolls.

[Mawelli]

In Soviet Russia **** gets you

[abyssion1337]

IN Soviet Russia gas buys you

[Mawelli]

In Soviet Russia bike falls off you

[abyssion1337]

In soviet Russia revolution has you

[Jazean]

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, price raise you

[DaMetzger]

In Soviet Russia bread slices you

[Mawelli]

In Soviet Russia houses break earthquakes

[abyssion1337]

IN Soviet Russia problem fixes you

[Ionzorg]

In Soviet Russia, Hell damns it all to you.

[abyssion1337]

In Soviet Russia death star completes you

[Ionzorg]

In Soviet Russia, it blew you.

[Issitheus]

in soviet russia, sovit russa jokes think of you

[abyssion1337]

In soviet Russia soul sells you

[Ionzorg]

In Soviet Russia, the hand bites the you that feeds it.

[Jazean]

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, fury tanks, prot dps'

[abyssion1337]

In soviet Russia grapes crush you

[Jazean]

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, spirits distill you.

[abyssion1337]

In Soviet Russia bank robs you

[Jazean]

In Soviet Russia bank robs you


American economy much lately, or wait that's the gas pumps...

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, gas pumps you.

[Odessa]

In Soviet Russia, I can think of decent jokes.

[Kuwabara]

in soviet russia, odessa is sane :P

[Odessa]

in soviet russia, odessa is sane :P



I second this, and give it my full consent.


In Soviet Russa, Kuwabara can get laid ;)


Pay backs a bitch and so am I ;)

[Mawelli]

Hahaha In Soviet Russia bitch is the payback

[Kuwabara]

in soviet russia, odessa is sane :P



I second this, and give it my full consent.


In Soviet Russa, Kuwabara can get laid ;)


Pay backs a bitch and so am I ;)




yes you are :P....im still a virgin...all the girlfriends ive had where more of the "absatint untill marrage" type...and my last was only 15 years old....and im 18 :'(

[Mawelli]

In Soviet Russia, girls is 18 you are 15

[Odessa]

yes you are :P....im still a virgin...all the girlfriends ive had where more of the "absatint untill marrage" type...and my last was only 15 years old....and im 18 :'(
[/quote]

Thankfully, being a Virgin is a curable condistion lol. If your'e ever in Boston, I could give you a sympathy BJ or something. ;)

Also, I think there's nothing wrong with "no ring, no sex" idea. Hell, I wanted to be a NUN for a while. Try picturing THAT. I got better though :)

In Soviet Russa, post is on topic!

[Kuwabara]

no thanks...im not interested in girls way taller than me (im 5'11"ish)


in soviet russia, odessa is a nun

[Odessa]

In Soviet Russa, virgins don't refuse offers of NSA sex. :/

[Mawelli]

In Soviet Russia prostitutes are abstinent

[Odessa]

(mind is blown)

In Soviet Russia, condoms wear you!

[DaMetzger]

NSA sex? whazzat?

In Soviet Russia ass slaps you

[Mawelli]

In Soviet Russia you eat Kuwabara's sister

[DaMetzger]

In Soviet Russia, aissuR teivoS nI

[Odessa]

In Soviet Russa, you know what NSA means :)


(NSA = no strings attached, or casual sex)

[Pink_Nipple]

In Soviet Russa girls make you pregnant

[Jazean]

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, code morse you.



no thanks...im not interested in girls way taller than me (im 5'11"ish)

are you okay in the head... thinking clearly? TALL IS NOT A BAD THING, just imposing.

[Odessa]

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, code morse you.



no thanks...im not interested in girls way taller than me (im 5'11"ish)

are you okay in the head... thinking clearly? TALL IS NOT A BAD THING, just imposing.



Thank you! You get a cookie! ( hands you a cookie).

I'm kinda surprised people remember i'm 6'5" on here. Is it tattoed on my sinature or something?



In Soviet Russia, communism works!

[DaMetzger]

I'm kinda surprised people remember i'm 6'5" on here.
Damn, I'm 6' 5"... I hardly ever meet girls even remotely my height :P

[Mawelli]

Okay, anybody mind converting that 6'5'' to cm? I have no idea how tall you people are....damn you americans with your own units for everything!

[DaMetzger]

It's about 192cm.

[Issitheus]

I'm quite short. 5' 7".

[Mawelli]

Holy **** you people are tall! Damn...I feel like a midget now..

[DaMetzger]

I'm quite short. 5' 7".

...and probably light. How much do you weigh, around 160lb?

[Issitheus]

off by about 50 lbs.

[DaMetzger]

What, 110lb? Cause you certainly don't look 210lb, which would be heavier than I am...

[Issitheus]

115

[DaMetzger]

0_0
I weigh around 185lb and my mother (a doctor) keeps telling me I'm too thin...

[Odessa]

Hehe, my doctor keeps telling me to lose weight as well. That's the way life works, my friends. I've lsot over 100 pounds these last thre years, and it's still not enough to please them. the lesson here is: don't try.Be happy with yourself, and screw everyone else.

In soviet Russia, Vicky is considered wise!

[DaMetzger]

Hehe, my doctor keeps telling me to lose weight as well.

No no, I'm supposed to gain weight...

[Odessa]

wha...? ( brain implodeS)


in Soviet russa, being fat is good for you!

[DaMetzger]

In Soviet Russia weight loses you.

[abyssion1337]

In Soviet Russia dice rolls you

[IMPhill]

In Soviet Russia, Ichigo kill Zangetsu first time.... :o

[abyssion1337]

In Soviet Russia poo throw monkey at you

[Jazean]

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, wait wait wait... scracth that,

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, that scracth you.

IN AMERICA, $29433.60 is worth AMVHell.com.

[Kuwabara]

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/3/11/insovietrussia128497527455875087.jpg

[abyssion1337]

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/3/11/insovietrussia128497527455875087.jpg

I already did that one

[Kuwabara]

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/3/11/insovietrussia128497527455875087.jpg

I already did that one


oopps...my bad :P

[Odessa]

it's still creepy as hell...

[Kuwabara]

Hehe, my doctor keeps telling me to lose weight as well.

No no, I'm supposed to gain weight...


in soviet russia Metzger is fat :P

[Jazean]

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, names etymologize you.

[abyssion1337]

In Soviet Russia zombie give you brains

[Odessa]

In Soviet Russa, police help you!

[SV3N]

In Soviet Russia, Pictures draw you.

[abyssion1337]

In Soviet Russia AIDS has you

[SV3N]

In Soviet Russia....
http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh218/snoogan1/1223945668578.jpg
I sure hope this one hasn't been done before >.>

[Mawelli]

In Soviet Russia rent pays you

[abyssion1337]

In Soviet Russia song sings you

[Odessa]

In Soviet Russa, Horse rides you!

[Kuwabara]

In Soviet Russa, Horse rides you!




there is vid video thats along those lines........ :-X

in soviet russia im not lazy :P

[abyssion1337]

In Soviet Russia paper crumples you

[Odessa]

In Soviet russa, magic screen looks through you!

[abyssion1337]

In Soviet Russia words censor you

[Mawelli]

In Soviet Russia dump takes you

[Sogeking]

In Soviet Russia, time kills you.

[Mawelli]

In Soviet Russia the world is flat

[ninjis]

In Soviet Russia you give birth to mother

[Ionzorg]

In Soviet Russia, nothing happens!

...

[Pink_Nipple]

In Soviet Russia, Zorg has 6661 posts

[Odessa]

random though, what would happen if there really was a soviet russia where all this stuff we say was true? would you want to see it? live there?

[ninjis]

random though, what would happen if there really was a soviet russia where all this stuff we say was true? would you want to see it? live there?




I don't think I'd like to witness "cum shooting you"

[Mawelli]

In Soviet Russia crime witnesses you

[ninjis]

In Soviet Russia Keitaro kicks Naru

[abyssion1337]

In Soviet Russia page turn you

[Mawelli]

In Soviet Russia the candles light you

[abyssion1337]

IN Soviet Russia toilet flush you

[Ellen Feiss]

In Soviet Russia, you rape michal jackson

[abyssion1337]

In Soviet Russia Devil gives soul to you

[Ellen Feiss]

In Soviet Russia you are a girl/guy

[SV3N]

In soviet russia, stories tell you.

[ninjis]

In Soviet Russia money makes you

[Mawelli]

In Soviet Rassia morals learn you

[SV3N]

In Soviet Russia songs remix you

[megatron010]

(in soviet russia ???, you mean)in mother russia you can still be milioner

[abyssion1337]

IN Soviet Russia dice roll you

[SV3N]

In Soviet Russia pizza slices you

[Jazean]

In Soviet Russia, out falls you.

[abyssion1337]

In Soviet Russia emo laughs at you

[Ionzorg]

In Soviet Russia, you cut yourself.

[SV3N]

In Soviet Russia, clothes wear you.

[Ellen Feiss]

In Soviet Russia, food eats you

[abyssion1337]

In Soviet Russia Rorschach breaks own fingers

[Pink_Nipple]

In Soviet Russia forums quit you

[SV3N]

In Soviet Russia, forums post on you

[abyssion1337]

In Soviet Russia Vampire gives you blood

[ninjis]

On the topic of vampires...

In Soviet Russia vampires kill stake.

[abyssion1337]

In Soviet Russia steak eats you

[Jazean]

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, folder rar you.

[SV3N]

In Soviet Russia, plants grow you

[Ionzorg]

In Soviet Russia, nothing does the goggles.

[Odessa]

In Soveit russia, punching bags hit you!

[Jazean]

srorrim tcelfer uoy ,AISSUR TEIVOS NI

[Ellen Feiss]

In Soveit russia, punching bags hit you!

the proper way to say this would be
In Soveit russia, punching bags punch you!

and i dont have 1 so i just pointed that out

[Odessa]

( glares evilly at ellen)


FINE.

[Issitheus]

...in soviet russia ellen glares evilly at you...

[Odessa]

lol

In Soviet russia, I would have done more than stare evily ;)

[Ionzorg]

In Soviet Russia, you would have done less than stare evilly.

[Jazean]

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, goat evilly stare less then you.

[abyssion1337]

In Soviet Russia information suppresses you

[Odessa]

In soviet Russia, **** cleans you!

[Jazean]

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, you go on without spirit.

[abyssion1337]

In Soviet Russia evil slays you

[Odessa]

In Soviet Russia evil slays you



wait, are you sure that's different from everywher else in the world?

[abyssion1337]

In Soviet Russia crops plant you

[Odessa]

In Soveit russia, Sun walks on you!

[abyssion1337]

In Soviet Russia idea thinks of you

[Ellen Feiss]

In Soviet Russia, AMV Hell /0 is safe for all childeran

[abyssion1337]

In Soviet Russia art critiques you

[SV3N]

In soviet russia, You make Jeff Dunham laugh

[Odessa]

In soviet russia, mama puts out for you.

[abyssion1337]

In soviet russia, You make Jeff Dunham laugh
In Soviet Russia Juff Dunham is actually funny

[SV3N]

In soviet russia, You make Jeff Dunham laugh
In Soviet Russia Juff Dunham is actually funny


touch?

In soviet russia, alcohol doesn't get your drunk.

[Divine Dragoon]

In soviet russia, alcohol doesn't get your drunk.
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because there is a big problem when you get your drunk

I had to..... HaHaHahahahahhahahahah It's not that funny.............pff YAH IT IS! hahhahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahah

What the hell am i doing here???

[SV3N]

In soviet russia, the common cold catches you

[abyssion1337]

In Soviet beard shave you

[SV3N]

In Soviet Russia, there is no legal drinking age.

[abyssion1337]

In Soviet Russia keys type you

[Jazean]

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, keys turn you.

[Tazuto]

In Soviet Russia, its cold

[abyssion1337]

In Soviet Russia witty comments say you

[1337uvis]

In soviet russia, car drives you!

[abyssion1337]

In Soviet Russia road fork you

[Ionzorg]

In Soviet Russia, Lays potato chips can't eat just one of you!

[abyssion1337]

IN Soviet Russia words spell you

[SV3N]

In Soviet Russia, sentences are made of paragraphs.

[abyssion1337]

In Soviet Russia blood pumps you

[SV3N]

In Soviet Russia, you cut samurai sword

[Jazean]

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, cocoa puffs go coco for you.

[SV3N]

In Soviet Russia, skittles do no taste the rainbow

[1337uvis]

In Soviet Russia.....











......ahhhhh.......







.....it's bad.....very very bad.

[Jazean]

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, Lietuvis has more witty comments.

[abyssion1337]

In Soviet Russia, skittles do no taste the rainbow

IN Soviet Russia rainbow taste you

[Jazean]

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, you knight death...

(on second thought that would be awesome, Hey Sir Death get your horse off the grass its withering agian.)

[Ken-Chan]

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/TheWheelman/InSovietRussia-1.png

[Ellen Feiss]

in soviet russia,ttfaf plays u

[Jazean]

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, you consume quantum singularities.

[Issitheus]

Damn, couldn't find a video, but...

Stone Mountain (you know, here in Georgia) must heretoforth be called Soviet Russia.

I saw a commercial for their Christmas celebration, and one of the exact lines in it says, "Because here, Santa Claus believes in you."

[abyssion1337]

In Soviet Russia you forgive Jesus' sins

[Odessa]

In Soviet Russa, they have "In United States" topics.

[abyssion1337]

IN Soviet Russia god trusts in you

[Divine Dragoon]

In Soviet Russia crack says no to you

[1337uvis]

in Soviet Russia hangover gets you!

[abyssion1337]

In Soviet Russia taxes collect you(or optionally they pay you)

[Issitheus]

In Soviet Russia AMV Hell is still incredibly kickass.

[Jazean]

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, oil pans shatter rocks.

(there's a story behind this one)