[Evileel]

Lol XD
In Soviet Russia Kira is the king.

[animemental1]

Lol XD
In Soviet Russia Kira is the king.

Kira isn't king.

In Soviet Russia, Kira is your lord and your savior! (They even have Kiraism.)

[Tazuto]

in soviet russia, Halo Reach's YOU

[jinzo64]

in soviet russia everyone speaks namekian

[Kira2521]

In Soviet Russia, Namekians DO have penis's

[jinzo64]

in soviet russia frieza is everyones granma

[animemental1]

In Soviet Russia, their national anthem is Lordi's Hard Rock Halleujah.

[Backmask]

In Soviet Russia, Lordi is a good band.

[animemental1]

In Soviet Russia, the only good Dragonforce song is TTFAF (which, in my opinion, started sucking in Capitalist America once it got popular on GH3).

[Fishfreeek]

in soviet russia you bite vampire

[animemental1]

In Soviet Russia, Edward Cullen=Alucard & Alucard=Edward Cullen.

[jinzo64]

in soviet russia everything is what it seems

[Backmask]

Even in Soviet Russia, Twilight sucks.

[Kira2521]

In Soviet Russia, countries with oil invade America

[animemental1]

In Soviet Russia, Britannia is a freindly country.

[jinzo64]

in soviet russia anime characters excist in the real world

[animemental1]

Holy crap, they do?! I gots to find me this so-called Soviet Russia.

[Fishfreeek]

in soviet russia anime watches you

[jinzo64]

in soviet russia theres a place called soviet russia and there you can find soviet russia

[Kira2521]

In Soviet Russia they have chinese food

[animemental1]

In Soviet Russia, they have european carry-out.

[Kira2521]

In China, they have Soviet Russian food

[jinzo64]

in soviet russia cheese is fast and exciting

[animemental1]

In Soviet Russia, cheese smells like flowers.

[jinzo64]

in soviet russia food tastes like kira

[Evileel]

http://knowyourmeme.com/i/000/050/520/original/1274487643804.jpg

[jinzo64]

in soviet russia horses are lighter than air

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

in Soviet Russia amvhell forumers have lives!

[jinzo64]

in soviet russia polar bears dance the carmal dansen dance

[Evileel]

In Japan you get raped by tentacle monsters.

In Soviet Russia tentacle monsters get raped by YOU!!

http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs49/f/2009/232/6/1/APH__In_Soviet_Russia_3_by_PunPuniChu.png (http://punpunichu.deviantart.com/art/APH-In-Soviet-Russia-3-134131483)

[Shibbidah]

^lulz

In Soviet russia, horse ride you.

[jinzo64]

in soviet russia anime is free

[Shibbidah]

In soviet russia, you stalk me...0.o

[jinzo64]

in soviet russia i stalk everyone

[Evileel]

In Soviet Russia, you poop on the pigeon

[riderkid]

in soviet russia mother ****s you

[Chewi105]

in soviet russia, lolis rape you
WAIT...WAT? GET ME TICKETS FOR THE NEXT FLIGHT!

[Kaiju]

In America you hunt animal, in soviet russia ANIMAL HUNTS YOU!

[Chewi105]

In America you hump animal, in soviet russia ANIMAL HUMPS YOU!
only in the us and russia....

[Bakagami]

in soviet russia anime is free
So here free is anime?

[Evileel]

yes, in capitalistic world free is anime ^_^

[Kaiju]

In Soviet Russia Anime characters draw porn of YOU!

[animemental1]

In Soviet Russia, Panty kills Stocking.

[Fishfreeek]

in soviet russia animal crossing characters do stuff for you

[nipple]

In Soviet Russia ADHD has you

[jinzo64]

in soviet russia anime filler is banned

[Bakagami]

in soviet russia anime filler is banned

So "here"..... filler bans you?

[Backmask]

In Soviet Russia.....No, I hate these jokes. They aren't as funny as people think they are. In fact, people don't even know were it originated from. Most of the people who use this joke think it's from Family Guy, but it isn't. A man named Yakov Smirnoff made it. Family Guy just did what they do with all of its jokes, take it from growing trends (Ding Fries are Done, Penut Butter Jelly Time, etc).

[Chillpalazzo]

I knew that Yakov Smirnoff made it and I'm pretty sure they said it was him in Family Guy.

In soviet Russia, soap drops you!

[XelaisPWN]

Most of the people who use this joke think it's from Family Guy, but it isn't.

...Really? I always knew it was Yakov Smirnoff, I don't even remember them making an "In Soviet Russia" joke in Family Guy O.o


in soviet russia anime filler is banned

In Soviet Russia, joke doesn't get you.

[animemental1]

...Really? I always knew it was Yakov Smirnoff, I don't even remember them making an "In Soviet Russia" joke in Family Guy O.o

It was in the episode where Peter gets the mafia to change the new car he bought into a better one. It came with a GPS that can be translated into different languages. One of the languages was Yakov Smirnoff.

[Chewi105]

heres the clip (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1miKTfru3aA)

[jinzo64]

in soviet if you drop a cat they land on there backs.

in soviet russia bread and butter lands buttter side up

[Kaiju]

It Soviet Russia forum posts on you!

[jinzo64]

in soviet russia backmask starts it

[thedarkmessenger]

In Soviet Russia, Jinzo takes things too far >_>

[jinzo64]

in soviet russia jinzo64 isn't a jerk

[mattroks101]

In soviet Russia Jinzo stops posting on the AMV hell forums :O

[Bakagami]

Since we're going to break the joke just down to inversion.
In Soviet Russia. Everyone gets along.

[jinzo64]

in soviet russia it is the only word

[Chewi105]

in soviet russia JINZO ACTUALLY USES FREAKING PERIODS!!!!!

[animemental1]

I know this sounds corny, but...

In Soviet Russia, Word is the bird.

[hosokawa37]

In Soviet Russia, curry makes you.

Which, reminds me of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKCQSoXlKwM

[synbad2]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKCQSoXlKwM

What show is that?

Also...
In Russia, party always finds you.:party:

[hosokawa37]

the anime was Dai Mahou Touge, while the show it was one was "The Soup"

In soviet russia, soup boils you.

[synbad2]

the anime was Dai Mahou Touge
Thanx it will go well with a arrogant worms song :D

Also:

In Soviet Russia, racecars drive you

[Kaiju]

In soviet russia chris hansen finds *you!*

[mattroks101]

"In soviet Russia, you pilot many airport vehicle, while Nikoli embarks on 'crazy' journey of revenge, filled with movie refrences!"
- 100 Thing We Hate About Modern Warfare 2

[jinzo64]

in soviet russia JINZO ACTUALLY USES FREAKING PERIODS!!!!!


wasn't my time of the month.

in soviet russia i live with soifon

[Evileel]

Russian anime about a life in Soviet Russia. Highly recommended for Strike Witches fans ^_^
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vm2nRka3pD0

[jinzo64]

in soviet russia evileel is locked up for posting a link to that horror.

[W_a_S_y_L]

In Soviet Russia Mudkipz liek you
http://vgchan.org/poke/147/Soviet-mudkip.jpg

[Veran]

In soviet russia, this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbfwST5cqsg&feature=fvw

[Guthix]

epicest tank ive ever seen!

[Evileel]

Kinda reminds of those robotic drones which capitalists are using in Afghanistan '^_^

http://www.mcclatchydc.com/2009/03/25/64779/pentagon-exploring-robot-killers.html

http://www.commondreams.org/files/article_images/killingrobot.jpg

[thedarkmessenger]

In soviet russia, It's over YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mattroks101]

In soviet Russia UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[simpleton216]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_KM72MzRKZ7s/TKH4lnqG78I/AAAAAAAAAGg/3D0TiMN60OM/s1600/meanwhile_in_soviet_russia.jpg
http://www.meh.ro/original/2010_05/meh.ro4127.jpg

[jinzo64]

in soviet beer gets drunk on you

[pleant]

In soviet Russia. Presents open you!

[jinzo64]

in soviet rusia trees decorate you

[synbad2]

In Soviet Russia, Justin Bieber still sucks.

[Kaiju]

^This

In Sovet Russia Common sense is common.

[Veran]

In Soviet Russia, Justin Bieber still sucks.

WRONG!

In Soviet Russia, Justin Bieber sucks YOU!

[jinzo64]

in soviet russia you bite vampires

[Guthix]

in soviet russia dust bites you

[jinzo64]

in soviet russia haruhi is not god

[Guthix]

^ soviet rusia just became 50% less awsome

[Antonio Black]

In Soviet Russia, Zangief still suplexes you.
Get it? Because he's Russian.
Alright...moving on.

[jinzo64]

in soviet russia konata isn't otaku

[Kaiju]

in soviet russia konata isn't otaku

And thus the reason Soviet Russia is no more :P

In Soviet Russia the heavens peirce YOU! (Look up: Tunguska Explosion)

[jinzo64]

in soviet russia the heavens can't be peirced.

[simpleton216]

In soviet russia, they name a fighter jet "fagot"
http://www.google.com/images?client=opera&rls=en&q=mig%2015%20fagot&oe=utf-8&channel=suggest&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=og&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wi

[jinzo64]

in soviet russia miss yucari can drive

[Veran]

Time for a genuine CCCP joke:

One day the soviet figured that the proles drank too much vodka, so they doubled the price.

This made little Ivan hopeful, and he asked his alcholholic father:
"Father, doesn't this mean you will drink less?"
"No son, this means you will eat less."

(This is very funny in CCCP)

In soviet russia, joke tells you!

[jinzo64]

in soviet russia history comes from the future

[MADEVIL]

In Soviet Russia AMV Hell watches you

[jinzo64]

in soviet russia 4 kids is awsome

[simpleton216]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVFhOpbHdok
In soviet russia, gravity doesn't exist.

[Darkerviper]

in soviet russia flame war rules the world

[jinzo64]

in soviet you round house kick chuck norris

in soviet russia you pity mr T

in soviet russia Kit drives David Hassle Hoff

in soviet russia the mikaru beam is less than useless

[synbad2]

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/6/19/insovietrussia128583923567325636.jpg

[Neomalysys]

in soviet russia rolls barrel you

[Darthelm]

In soviet russia thread revives you

[bloodlover1987]

nice^

[SuperiorAtolBoy]

hello everyone.


http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/3/30/128828936144379945.jpg

[bloodlover1987]

lol and hello nice sig 8D

[SuperiorAtolBoy]

lol and hello nice sig 8D

thanx, I'm fairly new to this site.
hope to keep on laughing and watching AMV hell.:praise:

In Soviet Russia, browser keep tabs on YOU!

[bloodlover1987]

is soviet russia amv watches you

[SuperiorAtolBoy]

In Soviet Russia, n00bs pwn YOU!

[MADEVIL]

http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/1003/in-soviet-russia-please-repost-with-the-8-other-jokes-in-thi-demotivational-poster-1268822796.jpg

[SuperiorAtolBoy]

oi?!
hahaha

In Soviet Russia, Terms of Service violate you!

[Kaiju]

In Soviet Russia you troll the trolls! :D

[Zetsubou-Chan]

In Soviet Russia, slaves own you!

[bloodlover1987]

In Soviet Russia...... guitar tunes you?? lol

[Darthelm]

in Soviet Russia child's rape you

[XelaisPWN]

In soviet russia unfunny joke overuses YOU!

[bloodlover1987]

http://www.aquabacon.com/wp-content/main/2009_12/in-soviet-russia.jpg

[jinzo64]

in soviet russia pokemon train you

[bloodlover1987]

http://files.sharenator.com/soviet_russia_In_Soviet_Russia-s501x401-30264-580.jpg

[gaara129]

i know its been used b4 i just cant resist it lol

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/6/19/insovietrussia128583923567325636.jpg

[Chillpalazzo]

In Soviet Russia, water temple hate YOU!

[bloodlover1987]

In Soviet Russia ice cream licks you...http://www.free-ringtones.cc/walls/misc/funny%20ice%20cream%20children.jpg

[MADEVIL]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/funny-pictures-in-soviet-russia-kitteh-buys-you-treats.jpg

[bloodlover1987]

lol silly kitty

[synbad2]

In soviet Russia, blocks place you

Cue music (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMAIqZatptY)

[MADEVIL]

http://www.memehumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/in-soviet-russia-640x860.jpg

[bloodlover1987]

0.o.... *pukes*

[synbad2]

:wtf:http://bestsmileys.com/puking/3.gif

[MADEVIL]

sorry i thought it was funny, didn't mean to make you guys puke, is this better
http://static.black-frames.net/images/in-soviet-russia.jpg

[bloodlover1987]

http://imagemacros.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/its_a_trap.jpg?w=288&h=374


In soviet Russia force uses you

[MADEVIL]

http://files.sharenator.com/InSovietRussia_1_In_Soviet_Russia-s650x520-30261.png

[synbad2]

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/8/24/4ad29292-c8a1-46fc-ad46-9dc8ec4de64e.jpg

[bloodlover1987]

thats is awesome w/e they are doing lol

[MADEVIL]

http://cdn.inquisitr.com/wp-content/soviet-russia.jpg

[synbad2]

i know right... originally posted it New Picture Game, but had to put it here as well

[MADEVIL]

nothing wrong with that

[Calvin3]

In Sovient Russia, Dragonballs find you

(best I could think of)

[bloodlover1987]

In Sovient Russia, car washes you

[MADEVIL]

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/in-soviet-russia-soviet-russia-bear-cab-goldilocks-demotivational-poster-1273463414.jpg

[bloodlover1987]

^XD

[MADEVIL]

i wonder if that picture qualifies as a **** bear

[bloodlover1987]

how old is goldilocks

[MADEVIL]

don't know, my guess is kind of young

[Darthelm]

well the story came out in 1837 so that would make her 174......so no

[jinzo64]

in soviet russia goldilocks is 10
just like ash from pokemon is.

[Neomalysys]

In Soviet Russia **** Bear don't rape you, you rape **** Bear.

[jinzo64]

i soviet russia yachiru eats **** bear
http://jameswestbury.com/personal/yachiru-kon.jpg

[SuperiorAtolBoy]

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0901/in-soviet-russia-mudkips-soviet-russia-demotivational-poster-1233261047.jpg

[Ruby150]

In Soviet Russia, you kill gun

[SuperiorAtolBoy]

http://chzichcafterdark.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/funny-pictures-in-soviet-russia-cat.jpg

[hatz300]

In Soviet Russia i capitalizes You

[Ruby150]

In Soviet Russia, stick men draw you!

[SuperiorAtolBoy]

http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/funny-celebrity-pictures-in-salem-you-hunt-witch-in-soviet-russia-witch-hunts-you.jpg

[hatz300]

In Soviet Russia karate lessons take you

[Ruby150]

In Soviet Russia, Master Chief still owns your ass!

[Kaiju]

In Soviet Russia...The Pecking Order remains the same.
https://d44ytnim3cfy5.cloudfront.net/assets/3345677/lightbox/1707337-mr_popo_desktop_by_draconicarmagon_d2xjzys_large.j pg?1302227145

[MADEVIL]

http://www.sanitaryum.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/in-soviet-russia1-bed-wets-you.jpg

[Zetsubou-Chan]

In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still kicks your ass

[MADEVIL]

http://memberfiles.freewebs.com/33/31/56013133/photos/Funny-screenshots/In_Soviet_Russia_by_ShadowPhoenixRisen.jpg

[Corpsey]

Thread revive you.

[SuperiorAtolBoy]

http://i827.photobucket.com/albums/zz191/tomasraban/In_Soviet_Russia____by_Pokemon_TF_Fan.png

[jinzo64]

in soviet russia zaraki beats chuck norris

[SuperiorAtolBoy]

http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd241/Hain_Cronous/roflbotsdvfkr6.jpg

[MADEVIL]

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/5/2/129173297518122390.jpg

[SuperiorAtolBoy]

http://www.memehumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/in-soviet-russia-640x860.jpg

[bloodlover1987]

In soviet Russia netflix watches you

[MADEVIL]

http://www.demotivation.us/media/demotivators/demotivation.us_In-Soviet-Russia-You-are-the-missile_13075670402.jpg

[jinzo64]

in soviet russia dogs walk you

[MADEVIL]

http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/1006/in-soviet-russia-soviet-russia-demotivational-poster-1275885156.gif

[bloodlover1987]

In soviet Russia iron suit wears tony

[MADEVIL]

http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/political-pictures-vladimir-putin-roses-red.jpg?w=465&h=301

[bloodlover1987]

In soviet Russia windows crash you

[MADEVIL]

in Soviet Russia blood loves you

[thedarkmessenger]

In Soviet Russia, dreams dream YOU!

[bloodlover1987]

In soviet Russia bat bites ozzy

[MADEVIL]

in soviet russia ants snort a line of ozzy

[bloodlover1987]

In soviet Russia deathnote writes in you

[MADEVIL]

in soviet russia alcohol gets drunk off of you

[bloodlover1987]

In soviet Russia thread posts you!!

[jinzo64]

in soviet russia muggers get mugged

[MADEVIL]

in soviet russia rapist gets raped

[bloodlover1987]

In soviet Russia drums bang you

[MADEVIL]

In Soviet Russia, crow scares YOU!!

[jinzo64]

in soviet russia ponies watch you

[MADEVIL]

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0905/in-soviet-russia-russia-soviet-porn-demotivational-poster-1243397796.jpg

[Ruby150]

In Soviet Russia, H-Games play you (We're all thinking it, here)

[jinzo64]

in soviet russia mr popo doesn't have pecking order

[Kaiju]

in soviet russia mr popo doesn't have pecking order

Yeah, Mr Popo just kills you there.

[Guthix]

in soviet russia "in soviet russia..." jokes are funny

[jinzo64]

in soviet russia jinzo64 doesn't post here

[synbad2]

In Soviet Russia: I do NOT own My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, it owns me

[jinzo64]

in soviet russia you don't learn bankai,bankai learns you

[SuperiorAtolBoy]

in soviet russia amv hell downloads you

[jinzo64]

in soviet russia my amv hell minis are considdered the best ever

[SuperiorAtolBoy]

in soviet russia people actually care

[jinzo64]

in soviet russia king kong is 2 foot tall

[MADEVIL]

http://wtfcontent.com/img/130433945613.jpg

[SuperiorAtolBoy]

In Soviet Russia this is not my number so don't call me maybe.

[MADEVIL]

http://i.imgur.com/PWZ7Uai.jpg

[SuperiorAtolBoy]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-zxuqDBrLMss/Tz67QV64RrI/AAAAAAAAAEk/rg5ty0JLl40/s1600/in-soviet-russia-the-fool-pities-mr-t1-demotivational-poster.jpg

[MADEVIL]

http://i.imgur.com/7wn4ZVo.jpg

[jinzo64]

in soviet russia the banditinquisition podcast is the most popular podcast ever.

[SuperiorAtolBoy]

http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/6336631_700b.jpg

[MADEVIL]

http://i.imgur.com/5cZbkXL.jpg

[ThatsNotMyName_studio]

in Soviet Russia is

oppa Gulag style

[SuperiorAtolBoy]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_akLHpeO7qyA/TLA6Qr5HwHI/AAAAAAAACvs/SSMyQUgE9JM/s1600/in+soviet+russia+toilet+****s+on+you.jpg

[jinzo64]

In Soviet russia animals document david attenborough.

[SuperiorAtolBoy]

http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/In_02a8a0_291932.jpg

[jinzo64]

in soviet russia honey eats bears

[Neomalysys]

http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/In_02a8a0_291932.jpg

In Soviet Russia images block hotlinks

[Evileel]

In Soviet Russia Applejack is a stallion

Listen to his masculine Russian voice here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jeWwcG3bdCM&t=159

http://oi45.tinypic.com/2z71qv8.jpg

[ThatsNotMyName_studio]

In Soviet Russia, Movie claps at you...(Thanks, Haar)

One of the strangest things is people clapping at movies. My first job
was usher in a movie theatre. Every so often, movies would get applause (usually only on opening nights).
Why??? The cast and director aren't here. They aren't coming out to do Q&A.
And the screen never, never takes a curtain call! I really enjoyed watching Clannad recently.
But it never occurred to me to clap at the end.