[Ken-Chan]

then the world would explode

what if i wasnt the prey

[Odessa]

then you'd be in my closet. clean up while in your'e there, ok? :)


What if God appeared before you and demanded a blow job?

[Ken-Chan]

i guess i would say yes

are you god

[Adjacent Badger]

Look down.

What if God was a cherry tree spirit?

[Ken-Chan]

then i would burn god

what if i was a cherry

[Adjacent Badger]

I would jam you

What if you were to eat that kind jam?

[BopBopBop]

id taste it and then throw it out....


what if spring was cold?

[Odessa]

then all the evil bugs would die off, and i'd like spring more.

What if I destroyed all insects on the earth on a vengeful whim?

[BopBopBop]

then the world's Clima would likely collapse like a flan in a cupboard.


what if bugs took over the world?

[Odessa]

then i would be a part of the resistence movement to kill every last one of them.


What if we had holographic, full imersion viideo games?

[BopBopBop]

id spend all my time in those.


what if Ninjas attacked the goverment?

[Odessa]

the government would hire pirates to defend them. the pirates would steal all the money from the government and the ninja's and tweek out thier boats with the skull of the ninja's.

What if you found out you were adopted as a child, and your real parents are billionaires?

[BopBopBop]

I'd likely make some research on where they live and how they happen to be billionaires.



what if you was in russia right now?

[Odessa]

then i'd be very cold considering what I am not wearing.

What if you had the power that people had to do whatever you said, even in jest?

[BopBopBop]

I'd make all members of Scientology kill themself.


what if you could?

[abyssion1337]

I just might

what if you had a lazy GM?

[Odessa]

then I would have a character with the luck of the Gods, able to do things no mortal ever should be able to pull off, and be damn sexy while she did it.

what if you had me as a GM/DM?

[Adjacent Badger]

I would wonder whether to see you as a British sports car or an outdated currency.

What if you could actually buy a GM with DM?

[Divine Dragoon]

I wouldn't putting a game master and a dungeon master together is just plain dumb. hehe

what if life made sence?

[BopBopBop]

then it would be even more boring.


what if Haruhi wasnt god?

[Divine Dragoon]

life would much more boring

what if darth Vader was your mother?

[BopBopBop]

i think i would seek therapy...

what if the almight Leeroy Jenkins was your mother?

[Divine Dragoon]

then I would have mor problems

what if you kissed a sleeping girl with pink hair she woke up and started calling you master?

[BopBopBop]

i would kinda panic.

what if you were gay?

[Divine Dragoon]

I'd kill you!!!! >:(


what if the earth is under attack by everything in the anime universe?

[acutekat]

we'd be hosed

what if some part of the anime helped earth?

[Divine Dragoon]

we wouldn't be the only heroes then......

what if abyss put a pic of them self on hellmates IRL?

[acutekat]

engrish fail

and then we would know his gender

what if i had know how to say freudian slip sooner

[Divine Dragoon]

you would have said it sooner.

what if you could read minds?

[acutekat]

i wouldn't have to worry about my future

what if my spring break was just beginning

[jeremyhac]

I'd be checking out hot babes in the Carribbean

What if the world ends in 2012?

[abyssion1337]

I wouldn't care

what if I didn't almost die this weekend?

[Adjacent Badger]

If you did not almost die, you'd be dead.

What if you were a bonus pater familias?

[Odessa]

i'd be boned?

and why the hell did you almsot die abyss? what happened?


what if i get a straight anser from abyss for once?

[Adjacent Badger]

i'd be boned?

and why the hell did you almsot die abyss? what happened?


what if i get a straight anser from abyss for once?


I'm not sure you ever will.
Therefore I will give you an anser (latin for goose). Don't know if it's straight though.

http://www.naturephoto-cz.eu/pic/aves/anser-anser-3121.jpg

What if the anser I give Vicky is gay?

[Odessa]

then id have a gay grey goose.

what if i dared you to say that 10 times fast?

[Adjacent Badger]

Managed to do it 14.

What if i dared you to do better?

[abyssion1337]

you'd get a boot to the head

what if I was better at utilizing my mind control

[jeremyhac]

Then it really would be 2012

What if people stopped being stupid?

[Odessa]

then everyone would be dead.

What if you were the last person on earth?

[Issitheus]

Dance around naked singing "I Touch Myself", since there would be nobody around to give a ****.

What if I really wasn't the last person on Earth and you saw me?

[Divine Dragoon]

I'd laugh like crazy then sing backup!

what if we got a quire to sing that song?

[abyssion1337]

I'd burn you all alive

what if you were made of clouds?

[Divine Dragoon]

I'd mist into your room and rain

what if you had an IQ that was.....OVER 9000!!!!!!

[Odessa]

thne you would be too important to make such a pun on the internet.


What if you could eat as much as you want and never gain weight?

[abyssion1337]

I guess i'd use it for eating contests

what if you were batman?

[Charon]

I would explain to people that they were dense or retarded, then explain that I was goddamn batman

What if awoke to find that you were holding a bag labeled "Winston Churchill" filled with bloody semen and feces?

[Adjacent Badger]

I would dispose of it.

What if I sent it to you?

[abyssion1337]

you'd die horribly

what if there were no hypothetical questions?

[jeremyhac]

Then everything would make sense.

What if the Koreans blow up America?

[abyssion1337]

then we've clearly traveled to another dimension

do you like the cave?

[Drenaz]

no there was a bear there

What if cows could talk ???

[abyssion1337]

they wouldn't have anything useful to say anyway

what if you were candle Ja- I just caught myself wasn't that close?

[Odessa]

close to what? what's the worst that would happen if you said candle jack? :)


hm...what if I didn't tempt fate?

[abyssion1337]

NO! Vicky's gone, she is no longer here, however on my back and in my heart she will live on

what if I weren't so overly dramatic?

[Adjacent Badger]

Teapots would be in short supply.

What if I made sense?

[abyssion1337]

I think you underestimate the sense you make

what if we had another interregnum?

[Odessa]

then...um... ok, i've got nothing. what the heck does that mean?


What if I knew what it was, but was only pretending to now know?

[Divine Dragoon]

you'd be a major smartass

what if I was your lord and master?

[BopBopBop]

i'd probaly question the fact of How the heck you got that position.


what if cookies could talk?

[abyssion1337]

eating them would be awkward

what if you were Herbert West?

[Divine Dragoon]

I really don't know

what if Chev Chelios was after your skroney ass?

[acutekat]

i'd run
be better if i knew who the dude was

what if the roman empire had tanks

[Charon]

Who cares, boomers are much cooler

What if bags did not exist?

[abyssion1337]

what kind of stupid question is that

what if you had a unicorn?

[Odessa]

I would wish for super powers: immortality, eternal youth, immunity from disease/sickness, shape altering'shifting, telepathy, telekineses, sound manipulation, speed, strength, invulnerability, flight, elemental manipulation, teleportation, spell casting, enery manipulation, time control, gravity control, death dealing eyes, and whatever else i can think of. oh, and money. lots of it. and super sex appeal. and multple orgams every time i have sex, no matter how bad the lover. and child birth. and being able to eat anything i want without ever gaining weight. and super stamina. and more because i will abuse my wish granting unicorn.

what if i had all these powers?

[abyssion1337]

the unicorn would turn you to stone for being so greedy

what if I had the sandvich?

[Divine Dragoon]

i'd run
be better if i knew who the dude was


http://www.techneuroti.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/crank_dvd_cover.jpg
watch it hehe



You'd be eating that sandwich

what if your on trial for murder that you didn't commit and your mom sends your cousin Vinny to be your lawyer?

[acutekat]

i'd check for actors


what if you traded in all your wordly possesions for a game

[alucard151]

i wouldn't be able to play it..i traded all my systems for it...unless it was more DND (:D

what if you never lost the game?

[Odessa]

Then i would make sure i was playing jeapoardy, and continue winning massive cash for ever.


What if Satan showed up and asked to buy your soul?

[Divine Dragoon]

I'd say OK all I want in return is His job. hehehe

what if I had satan's job?

[abyssion1337]

you'd fail

what if I were a deep one?

[Odessa]

then we'd all be ****ed. and reading a lot more lovecraft looking for some obscure weakness to overthrow you.


What if money was eliminated, and everybody could have everything they wanted?

[Divine Dragoon]

then this would be Star Trek

what if I had a crysis nano sute?

[abyssion1337]

you be not but a puppet

what if you were a goth?

[thedarkmessenger]

I'd be thinner I'd be taller...

forgot the rest of the song >__>

What would you do if I remembered?

[acutekat]

probably would be still reading

who thinks this website need more tweaking

[thedarkmessenger]

a bit more, maybe.

What if I left teh forumz forever and ever? :O

[acutekat]

we would lose yet another comrade to real life

and it would be a sad day probably

what if i had something better to do

(which in fact i do but i am blissfully ignorant of it)

[thedarkmessenger]

Then you should ignore it!

What if I ignored SIT? :O

[Odessa]

then you would stand! :)

What if Issi kills me for that bad pun?

[daikaisho vanguard]

He would not be able to.

What if you were almost immortal?

[Odessa]

then... i'd be half way dead? or half way being turned into a vampire, if i'm lucky?

What if life was like a giant porn movie?

[daikaisho vanguard]

You can make it one (or perhaps at least the first half of it)

What if Vicky was Konata, but Konata had never been Vicky?

[Odessa]

what?! this....shut up! shut up! I'm not listening, i'm not listening....

WHAT IF YOU MADE ME CRAZY!?

[abyssion1337]

crazy, your name is in the last half of the alphabet, you're immune

what if you were a pilot?

[Odessa]

then i'd die in a plane crash of my own doing very, very quickly

what if i wasn't dysgraphic?

[abyssion1337]

not much would likely change

what if you were an earwig?

[Odessa]

then i'd have to look up what the hell i was.

What if you explained your references when you made them?

[daikaisho vanguard]

Wikipedia would lose 10% of all hits.

What if you was a know-it-all?

[Odessa]

who says i'm not?

What if you woke up and everybody was invisible, but only to you?

[BopBopBop]

i'd go insane...

what if you were invisible to everyone?

[daikaisho vanguard]

Exams would be a problem

What if you were given the former President Bush's presidential car?

[BopBopBop]

i'd sell it and buy a Lada 1700i.


what if Russia decided to drop the A-bomb on the ongoing war right now?

[abyssion1337]

they'd have set up us the bomb

what if you were made of glass?

[daikaisho vanguard]

Titanic would not have sunk, after colliding with me, since I would have sunk before then.

What if white mice really were the most intelligent beings on Earth?

[Divine Dragoon]

we would be torturing the smartest beings on earth with cosmetics and new drugs.

what if the Millennium Falcon landed in your back yard?

[Odessa]

I'd see if I could hitch a ride off of this planet. also, wonder how the hell it fit in my non-existant yard...

What if you were offered a one way ticket on a space ship, as in the scenario above?

[Tazuto]

Id take off, taking anyoen else who was interested

What if the government shot it down?

[TomTate]

Then I would die

What if time was stood still when you woke up in the morning?

[Issitheus]

I'd put new batteries in the clock.

What if I was out of batteries?

[daikaisho vanguard]

You'd have to use frogs.

What if you were out of frogs too?

[Odessa]

who the hell would run out of frogs? doesn't everyone carry a spare frog in thier pants?

what if you went deaf and lost all your teeth?

[abyssion1337]

I'd remake everything with pure antipathy towards humanity

what if you lost you ability to eat?

[BopBopBop]

i would likely starve to death.


what if you could make money out of thin air?

[acutekat]

i wouldn't have to worry about that anymore wouldn't i

what if you were going to new york too?

[daikaisho vanguard]

I'd likely end up in the thing that has secretly replaced Guantanamo

What if you found out the truth about Guantanamo?

[abyssion1337]

I already know

what if you were Walt Disney?

[Odessa]

then i'd be dead....right?


what if you discovered your bestfriend thought him/herself to be a superhero, costume and all?

[acutekat]

i'd laugh and watch the mayhem ensue

[Kyle X]

What if you just carelessly let a thread die, simply because one of the main progenitors was away?

[abyssion1337]

then we'd all shoot you

what if people didn't die when they are killed?

[Lietuvis]

Arnold Schwarzenegger would appear. Or Michael Jackson.

What if Michael Jackson stayed black?

[daikaisho vanguard]

He would never have gotten as big as he is. His whitening has spawned immense publicity over the years. Read some time ago, that it would equal more than $250 million in present day value.

What if you were black?

[Lietuvis]

I'd be a "knee grow"
what if you were japanese?

[abyssion1337]

I wouldn't be living here

what if you were a cat?

[Kyle X]

I'd be on someone's roof, chasing squirrels. Or maybe I'd be in a Studio Ghibli film.
What if all humans suddenly couldn't digest tuna? What if they blamed you?

[Filleraol]

i would laugh my ass off
what if ducks suddenly began taking over the world?

[daikaisho vanguard]

I know some people that would love to take care of that problem.

What if pork was inedible?

[Filleraol]

i guess the people at Valhall would be pretty hungry all the time

what if they decided to close all the internet down?

[Neomalysys]

The world would end.

But what if it didn't?

[Kyle X]

Farming would start to make a comeback.

What if you found out your family was Mennonite for 9 generations, until 2 generations ago?

[Divine Dragoon]

Ummmmmmmmmm ......What?

What if life was like a video game?

[daikaisho vanguard]

It is.

What if you were not the protagonist?

[abyssion1337]

don't you mean Hiro Protagonist, I love that guy

what if you were the king of spain?

[acutekat]

i'd outlaw spanish

what if that actually happened?

[Odessa]

then you'd be overthrown very quickly.

What if no one replied to this question?

[daikaisho vanguard]

That's not possible, you're here.

What if you wasn't here?

[Odessa]

then I imagine it would be a lot quieter. Possibly saner.

What if Chuck Norris was as bad/powerful as the chuck norris fad makes him out to be?

[abyssion1337]

stop talking about chuck norris, it's unbearably annoying

what if you were a lamp?

[Odessa]

then i'd light your world, baby :)

what if your online self acted like your offline self?

[abyssion1337]

who says they don't

though that should be rephrased to: what if they don't?

[Odessa]

then my online self would be like your online self, since that seems to be a popular mask here.

What if i read twilight to you every night until you learned to like it?

[abyssion1337]

can't happen, I don't like crap

what if you realized that you don't have wyld shaping technique?

[Kyle X]

I just did. Darn. I don't have Wyld Shaping technique. Crap. Twice.

What if I knew what that was?

[acutekat]

you would have informed me more

what if i knew more about zune HD

[Kyle X]

You probably wouldn't ask about it, and you might enjoy higher-quality videos on a Zune.

What if my soul mate was always waiting for me somewhere, but I didn't know where?

[Odessa]

well, then she's quite lazy, and you're better off without her.

what if you were asked to be the concubine of a billionaire?

[abyssion1337]

I wouldn't much care

what if you were attacked by a solar?

[acutekat]

i have to ask him who he is

what if he asnwered?

[nipple]

maybe this thread wouldn't die

what if everyone could read thoughts?

[daikaisho vanguard]

The White House Press Corps would have a had time.

What if you could change sex once?

[nipple]

i'd sell this ability for a better one

what if we actually had kind of RPG system IRL?

[abyssion1337]

I'm not sure I understand the question

what if you elaborated?

[nipple]

you would understand it then, i suppose

*edit*
K, what if you could spend points on abilities, like in an RPG?

*edit*
haha 2 late =D

[daikaisho vanguard]

The world would be torn apart, as it would be impossible to understand people not speaking the same one as you did.

What if we all spoke all languages?

[abyssion1337]

hey if the world was an RPG, despite all the magic languages that lots of people wouldn't understand everyone would still speak generic fantasy language

what if you were attacked by the Romans?

[nipple]

its an RPG world, right? FIREBALL!!!

what if you became a manga artist?

[abyssion1337]

I'd be really happy

what if they used emerald countermagic on your fireball?

[nipple]

anti-magic ASAP

what if it was a steampunk RPG?

[abyssion1337]

that would be awesome, I recently decided to try a steampunk MMO but I'm pretty sure it'll turn out to be fantasy with some steampunk twists, and that's just unforgivable

what if you worked in the most perfect lotus of heavenly design?

[daikaisho vanguard]

I'd yell PERVERT!!!

What if the before mentioned Romans were women?

[abyssion1337]

it wouldn't change anything

what if you had four dice?

[daikaisho vanguard]

I'd roll 25

what if you were that strong?

[NLAlchemist]

i would hold the world in one hand

what if your grandmom had balls

[daikaisho vanguard]

She sure has - she's playing tennis.

what if you were a cricket

[acutekat]

i would be less likely to get swine flu

what if you had swine flu

[abyssion1337]

I'd be like you

what if you were anemic?

[NLAlchemist]

then i would be cold

what if the world was flat

[Ken-Chan]

then i would jump off the edge

what if circles where squares

[Tazuto]

then the wheel would be a pain in the ass

what if i told you i made a Amv Hell clip useing "Its Raining Men" and Hellsing Ultimate? ;P

[abyssion1337]

I wouldn't

what if you knew what my idea for a clip was?

[Tazuto]

Id look forward to seeing it

what if i told you i have a list of 42 songs and audio clips i have in mind for clips to make?

[abyssion1337]

I'd wonder if the last of them had to do with Hitchhiker's guide

what if it did?

[Ken-Chan]

then i would be slightly more curious

what if best intentions where bad

[Tazuto]

then.......pass

[abyssion1337]

what if you had a question?

[Ken-Chan]

then i would have a purpose

what if the purpose of life is death

[abyssion1337]

too cliche

what if you came up with something more original?

[Ken-Chan]

then i would not be myself

what if Microsoft died

[Kyle X]

Then lots of people would rejoice, and lots would cower in terror at having to find support for their remaining software. Thousands of businesses who were fine with what they had would have to re-educate their employees and massive restructuring would take place. In the end, it would mostly be chaos. But secretly, in their hidden dark dens, super nerds would quietly rejoice, as *nix gains another small foothold on the world.

What if being a poet or a bard were a real occupation?

[Ken-Chan]

then i would become a bard

what if you where a tin can hit man

[abyssion1337]

I'd enact my secret robo plan

what if you were my target?

[Tazuto]

Id **** your system

what if that didnt sound gay

[abyssion1337]

then I'd have to kill you

what if you were David Bowie?

[Tazuto]

i would look ridiculious

what if i told you where i learned of david bowie?

[abyssion1337]

I'd likely be uninterested

what if you had 80 cats?

[Ken-Chan]

i would be eating dim sim's for the next few months

what if the world revolved around you

[Tazuto]

Id be burning in hell....in the center of the sun

what if there was life on mars?

[abyssion1337]

oh there's life on Mars

what if you were accosted by metal men?

[Ken-Chan]

i would make them rust

what if anime fans where hunted as criminals

[abyssion1337]

we'd be doing interviews like on Otaku no Video

what if you were a window?

[Ken-Chan]

then you could see right through me

what if you where a closed door

[abyssion1337]

I wouldn't open

what if the dead didn't keep the way?

[Ken-Chan]

then i would be lost

what if hell is earth

[abyssion1337]

who says it's not

what if you were pregnant?

[Ken-Chan]

i would get an abortion

what if you where the father

[abyssion1337]

why do you keep using "where" incorrectly

what if you stopped?

[Ken-Chan]

i didnt even notice i guess there right i cant multitask

what if i could

[abyssion1337]

I'd be happier

what if you were Stalin?

[Ken-Chan]

then i wouldnt know myself

what if u where Dante

[abyssion1337]

well that would suck

what if you were a leaf?

[Ken-Chan]

i would be very bored

what if you had wings

[abyssion1337]

I'd be like a leaf on the wind

what if you watched me soar?

[Ken-Chan]

i would be jealous

what if u where a saiyan

[abyssion1337]

I'm not sure

what if you were a talking muffin?

[Ken-Chan]

i would try and eat myself

what if u knew wat Furi Kuri meant

[abyssion1337]

then I'd know everything

what if you had a vespa?

[Ken-Chan]

i would run someone over

what if u had a horn

[abyssion1337]

I'd impale people on it

what if you were a schmuck?

[Ken-Chan]

nobody would like me everybody would hate me i would eat some worms

what if u were a redneck

[abyssion1337]

I'd kill myself

what if you were Seto Kaiba?

[Ken-Chan]

i would make kool hand movments and be a dick

what if u where prince Ali Ababwa

[abyssion1337]

I don't want to

what if you had a kitten?

[Ken-Chan]

i do

what if u knew who prince Ali Ababwa was

[abyssion1337]

I do, I just don't want to

what if you left it alone?

[Ken-Chan]

then i would be less annoying

what if u had seen chicken park

[abyssion1337]

I'm sure I'd understand something I don't

what if you were the White House press secretary?

[Tazuto]

then i could see the white house

what if i said you two have been posting ALOT today?

[abyssion1337]

then you clearly weren't here for the good ol' days

what if you were?

[nipple]

i suppose i was

?siht daer dluoc uoy fi tahW

[abyssion1337]

sorry but you weren't; back in those days it was me Iss, Sifr, thedarkmessenger and filleroal getting several hundred posts a night

what if you really were there?

[nipple]

you'd witness a lot moar useless posts

ha, you misspelt "Filleraol" again :D

what if you didn't?

[Ken-Chan]

then i would be the closest thing to a god on his planet

what if u had one wish

[abyssion1337]

I'd think about what to use it on carefully

what if you had theme music?

[Tazuto]

Id wish for a volume control to not annoy other people

what if your wenis wasnt showing?

[Ken-Chan]

i guess i would be wearing a jumping

what if u got to choose a mecha to have as ur own

[abyssion1337]

I already have one

what if you had a plant that drank blood?

[Ken-Chan]

i would grow many more

what if u had lung cancer

[abyssion1337]

I give it to my brother for christmas

what if you were a talking axe?

[Ken-Chan]

i would try to think of a good pun but would fail

what if u had a flying carpet

[abyssion1337]

that would be awesome

what if you were touched by an angel?

[Ken-Chan]

then i would be hooked on a feeling

what if u killed an angel

[abyssion1337]

it would probably be just as easy as last time

what if you had a sudden blow to the head?

[Ken-Chan]

i wouldnt feel a thing good old trust head

what if u feel over in a comical fashion

[abyssion1337]

funny music would play

what if you were a cat?

[Ken-Chan]

i would attack birds

whit if u where the bird

[abyssion1337]

I'd be something too big for you to attack: like this
http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff115/abyssion1337/6xidkw3.jpg

what if you were a puppy?

[Odessa]

i would do puppy like things, until i was run over by a car.

What if you were the owenr of puppy Vicky?

[Ken-Chan]

i would pat her and stroke her and feed her and love her, then run over the guy who ran over my puppy

what if u where the guy who ran over puppy vicky and i came to run u over

[abyssion1337]

you'd be dead

what if drinking red bull actually gave you wings?

[Ken-Chan]

i would constantly drink it

what if the world stood still

[abyssion1337]

everyone would fall off

what if you were a spaghetti monster?

[NLAlchemist]

i would come to your city


what if me the spaghetti monster came to your city?

[Ken-Chan]

i would eat you alive

what if u gave me heart burn

[abyssion1337]

I'd laugh

what if I were a psycho killer?

[Ken-Chan]

u would laugh demonically

what if i was always happy

[abyssion1337]

no one would care

what if you were musical?

[Ken-Chan]

then i would get stuck in my head

what if party poppers didn't pop

[Tazuto]

what if you had a sudden blow to the head?

bow chika bow wow rofl

but on topic then they would just be partys

what if i said the world ends with you

[abyssion1337]

that would be awesome, and a fantastic game

what if ninja's were trying to catch you?

[Ken-Chan]

i would use FLEA on the ass's

what if you could leap through time

[abyssion1337]

I have a TARDIS why would I want to time travel any other way

do you like fire?

[Tazuto]

Fires my element

what if i was water?

[Slythin]

You Are water. At least most of you is.

What if I tentatively poked my head in to see what the forums here are like?

[Ken-Chan]

then you would be scared for life

what if we had to kill him

[Tazuto]

then make it death by snoush snou rofl

what if everyone knew what that meant?

[acutekat]

we probably would have watched too much internet


what if this thread remained dead for over 3 months and then was revived suddenly for no particular reason

[abyssion1337]

we'd all kill the guy who revived it

what if he suddenly died?

[Scorchedenigma]

we'd think abyssion did it.

what if the FBI showed up at your house because of this topic?

[Xalorith]

Then they would pull out a gun and go "Chk chk boom!"

What if you knew what I was talking about?

[abyssion1337]

I still probably wouldn't much care

what if you had an angel?

[JinVicious]

I'd make it buy me hookers and cookies.

What if Hookers came with Surgeon General Warnings?

[Tazuto]

what if it was a devil in disguise?

[abyssion1337]

I'm not going to answer your question

what if you had answered him?

[Scorchedenigma]

then i wouldnt have to post the question again.

What if Hookers came with Surgeon General Warnings?

[JinVicious]

lol Thx I was wondering why he skipped my question =\

[Xalorith]

Nothing would change

What if it did?

[Tazuto]

lol Thx I was wondering why he skipped my question =\
bitch you didnt post a question thats why i posted one

[abyssion1337]

and now you have failed to post one

is the virus back or something?

[Tazuto]

no its just plain stupidity of other people and annoyences like you

what if it wasnt

[abyssion1337]

It's not, it's the virus

weren't you here when the first outbreak occurred?

[JinVicious]

bitch you didnt post a question thats why i posted one


no its just plain stupidity of other people and annoyences like you

what if it wasnt

Actually I DID answer if you bothered to read it -_- I was just very sarcastic about it.

No need for you to be so rude.

Anyway keeping in line with the thread.

I would have found the source of the outbreak and terminated it.

What if you learned that reading Manga causes Retinal Cancer?

[Xalorith]

I'd continue reading Manga

What if Manga was banned on a global scale?

[abyssion1337]

we'd all rebel: Viva La Revolution

what if you were trapped in the Hello Kitty universe and completely unable to do anything about it since violence doesn't exist there?

[Tazuto]

make it exsist or go to outer space

what if space was blocked

[abyssion1337]

you'd die

what if gravity suddenly stopped existing?

[Kyle X]

All the natural laws that we depend on would lose balance, people would freak out and die, random explosions, and also the loss of the atmosphere would occur. Oh, and this is after most of the population has floated off into space.

What if everyone on earth had 5 years of advance notice of such a disaster?

[abyssion1337]

well then it would be much more boring... actually you're kind of wrong, many of the natural laws we depend on would be fine I dare say a solid majority would be in tact

what if you were riding the gravy train?

[Scorchedenigma]

id order biscuits

what if the train crashed?

[Xalorith]

We'd eat all the gravy up

What if the cheese fiends were the culprits?

[acutekat]

nachos would be the appropriate punishment

what if i had made that statement more punny?

[abyssion1337]

you'd be dead

what if you were a wall?

[JinVicious]

I'd fall down and crush people flat! Womp style!

What if you got crushed by a falling wall?

[abyssion1337]

I'd probably use Invulnerable Skin of Bronze on myself before it fell on me

isn't terrestrial sorcery useful?

[acutekat]

sept if whatever you want isn't on terra firma

what if you had a magical hippo that shot rainbows out its back

[abyssion1337]

no

what if you were lightning?

[JinVicious]

I'd strike people down at will :D

What if Disney bought all the Anime/Manga companies in the world?

[abyssion1337]

I'd forward my plans to destroy their empire

did you get that thing I sent you?

[JinVicious]

I didn't know you sent me something O.o *checks mail box. EWWW it's a dead hooker!

What if you'd sent a live hooker instead?

[abyssion1337]

I'd be arrested for transporting a hooker across state lines

what if that law still applied?

[JinVicious]

It would change nothing cause people still find ways to transport hookers.

What if there were no more hookers?

[Scorchedenigma]

congress would actually get things straightened out. BURN!!!!!

what if congress burned?

[abyssion1337]

the government might actually accomplish something

what if you were a duck?

[Scorchedenigma]

i would look like this http://s247.photobucket.com/albums/gg135/Scorchedenigma/?action=view&current=wbcomputerduck.png

what if i didnt ask a question?

[abyssion1337]

I'd probably say something disturbing and prophetic

what if you actually contributed to the mad lib?

[JinVicious]

I try to contribute as best I can but usually my "contributions" are the work of Boredom+Forums. So some of you may see my contributions as a little meaningless, but I try man!!! :(

What if nobody contributed at all?

[Tazuto]

it would be a sad world

what if everyone did

[abyssion1337]

it'd be an annoying world

what if it was a mad world?

[Scorchedenigma]

yes it is

what if it were an emo world?

[JinVicious]

Then they would quickly develop a vaccine for E.M.O

What if you found out you had E.M.O (Emotional Malfunction Occurrences)

[abyssion1337]

I'm not sure what you mean by that

what if all you had was a green leaf?

[JinVicious]

I'm not sure what you mean by that

>_> I was ignorantly and sarcastically referring to emo as a virus.

anyway if I had a nothing but a green leaf I'd mourn the loss of my Fist of the North Star DVDs and my Suikoden Games.

What if the green leaf gave you 3 wishes?

[abyssion1337]

I can't tell you that:it'd ruin everything

what if you were trapped in a bottle?

[JinVicious]

Oh well I never leave home anyway =\

What if the bottle had booze inside?

[Scorchedenigma]

then i wouldnt even look for a way out.

what if there were booze outside?

[JinVicious]

I would use my magic (YES I have magic) to fly out of the bottle.

What if you had magic just like me?

[Scorchedenigma]

i would steal your magic so i would be twice as strong =P

what if you could literally breathe fire? none of that flamethrower stuff, just breathe it.

[abyssion1337]

I'd probably die since air isn't fire in this realm

what if you were stuck in jail with a grizzly bear?