[Odessa]

What if all the old topics were suddenly unlocked with all these new topics still here?

[Tazuto]

would be a mess

what if i said your crazy, in a good way?

[Odessa]

then i'd take it as a compliment :)


What if I went ballistic and swore bloody death and revenge instead?

[BopBopBop]

we?d be ****ed.


what if Obama was assasinated in 10 minutes?

[Odessa]

then we'd have president biden in 15 minutes.

what if i cared about Obama?

[BopBopBop]

then you would be out there celebrating it with the other ppl.


what if I ate meat?

[Kyle X]

Then you would be letting the animal kingdom down, again. Be prepared for retaliation.

What if Meat ate you?

[Odessa]

then i would turn this into a eupherism for some kinky oral sex.


What if I didn't turn everything into kinky sex?

[Tazuto]

the world would be more boring

what if you had your own harem?

[abyssion1337]

who says I don't, in the immortal words of Kaiba "I created them so I could shun them with my cold indifference."

what if we just deleted the old topics?

[Kuwabara]

all of our post counts would drop drasticly

what if you had 10 sec let to live

[Tazuto]

would right a short Will saying "hands off my stuff please burn my corpse"

what if you could live forever?

[abyssion1337]

I'd probably spend much of my time wandering the globe, I wonder though if I didn't eventually commit suicide

what if you were a cat?

[Tazuto]

id fidn the quickest way to odessa's house considering she liked cats

what if she didnt like them in that way?

[Odessa]

then i would raise squirrels as pets instead. i love squirrels :)


What if you could visit the world of an anime series for a day?

[abyssion1337]

I guess I'd visit the world of last exile

have you seen it?

[Adjacent Badger]

Yes, I do.

What if you were to figure out the question I was answering?

[Tazuto]

another one of lifes mysteries solved?

what if odessa was twice as hot as she is now?

[Adjacent Badger]

this forum would long ago have burned to cinders

[Kyle X]

No "What if," but I can't punish you because I make that mistake all the time, and the word "punish" isn't really my bag.

What if words really were the power behind the existence of all things?

[Odessa]

then as an english major, i would rule with an iron fist. and a dictionary.


What if you found a laser canon in your backyard?

[Kyle X]

Target practice, Star Trek cosplay, then eBay.

What if the new styles dictated socks of different colour?

[Tazuto]

i would bleach them all white

what if the steelers won the super bowl?

[Kyle X]

Then I will lose $0 and still watch The Office.

What if there was a new Television broadcast standard next year, and Atsc (Hd) was done?

[Odessa]

then men around the world would **** their pants and orgasm at the same time.


What if you had a t-rex as a pet?

[Tazuto]

id sell it ASAP at risk of my own life O-o

what if you could change from girl to boy and back at anytime?

[Kyle X]

I'd act out various Ranma 1/2 episodes. I'm pretty sure I've read that before on this forum though.

What if the Continued Story ends up being really good?

[Adjacent Badger]

That would be a problem, as I would not be able to win it for the dark side.

What if Metallica made a Spice Girls cover album?

[Ken-Chan]

it would be a horrible sight and all who look at the cover will have there eyes burned out

what if u were a powerpuff girl

[Odessa]

then i'd be a grown uo buttercup who fell into sex, drugs, sex and...and sex!

also, i would rule a small nation.



what if you were astro boy?

[acutekat]

i do things astro boy would do (lousy answer i know i don't know who astro boy is)

what if alternative history became reality?

[Adjacent Badger]

We would have to revise the history books.

What if the history books came to life and overthrew the government.

[acutekat]

c-span would become that much more boring


what if your english books fought your spanish books for ownership of the kitchen sink

[Odessa]

i would support my english books in thier righteous cause, as i hate spanish. not spanish people, but thatl anguange tortured me for years.


and how do you not know astro boy? i spent five minutes trying to think of an iconic anime powered male, and you don't know astro boy?

What if your eyes exploded and your ears fell off?

[acutekat]

Then i would have a hard time walking around

(you hate spanish too, wow, i probably will look for astro boy and watch it{somtime})

what if this forum closed down

[Odessa]

i would probalby get more work done....


and yes, you should look up astro boy. it's classic, legend, and a foundation for most of all anime.



what if there was no anime?

[Kuwabara]

we would not be here having this conversation :P

what if you had 1 million dollars?

[acutekat]

Super computer here i come

what if you owned a golden spoon

[abyssion1337]

I'd sell it as there's really nothing special about it except that people put value on gold

what if we were all figmints of someone's imagination?

[Kyle X]

Then my friend is right, and someone out there has a sick, mean personality.

What if fire replaced water in both application and substance?

[Tazuto]

we'd all be dead

what if another element was discovered?

[yesac95b]

I would build a bomb out of it

what if we discovered intelligent life on another planet and could travel to them

[Ken-Chan]

then we would exterminate them believing they were a threat

what if a new hell was made

[Divine Dragoon]

Then we would be at war!@!!!!!

what if Kuw was a 50 year old man and the pics of him are of his kid?

[Ken-Chan]

kind of weirded out but still funny

what if abyss was to reveal it's identity or species

[Tazuto]

we'd have a new speices on our hands and something to blackmail him with

what if i said im making an hour long video

[jrazur]

i would ask of what

what if you turned around?

[Ken-Chan]

i would be watching tv

what if u looked down

[Ionzorg]

I would see a dark and ominous place that I can only assume is my nethercrotch. Bad lighting in here, I'll investigate just to be sure.

...Yeah.

What if I instead found bars of pure gold?

[Ken-Chan]

then u should be scared that ur gentiles have been replaced with gold then buy replacements

what if there was a portal there to another world

[Tazuto]

I wouldnt enter it

(and to jazur id say an amv hell type but its hard doing it on my own)

what if you had no kind of crotch what so ever

[Ken-Chan]

run run hide and maybe die

what if u had to crotch's and no ass

[Odessa]

that would make things wierd...possibly kinkier.


What if all coffee disappeared off the face of the earth?

[abyssion1337]

I'd be fine with that

what if you were high?

[jrazur]

there is no what if... if you know what i mean :D... i would be gaming and posting on amvhell :P

What if you were born in the country on the opposite side of the world from where u were actually born

[acutekat]

it would suck majorly maybe

i think it would be china

....
ya it would suck majorly


what if i could control time
?

[Odessa]

we'd be seriosly doomed. we're talking Alundra levels of doom here. Possibly even Firion levels.

it would be end badly.



What if you were an immortal from Highlander?

[Ken-Chan]

i would make sure i wear a neck guard

what if arkvoodle existed

[Adjacent Badger]

Spiderman would come to save us.

What if Haruhi was in charge of the federal reserve?

[Ken-Chan]

assassinations

what if all penis's were small

[Odessa]

who says thier not? :)


What if Kira and his deathnote lived in our world?

[jrazur]

You thought Deathnote wasn't real???

What if everyone on the world suddenly got hit in the face with cream pie at the same time

[Divine Dragoon]

then we would be ruled by clowns

what if the borg attacked

[imphic]

Then there would be no trolls or flamers

What if Dragonball some how becomes a blockbuster

[Ken-Chan]

i would be very happy

what if i was wearing white shorts

[Odessa]

then i likely could see the size of your package.

what if i was wearing a Tifa cosplay?

[Ken-Chan]

it would be the best present e-v-e-r

what if i wore an L cosplay

[imphic]

Then you would be a lazy cheater

What if spiders and rats crossbred

[Odessa]

then i would have to gouge my eyes to keep from knowing what they look like.



what if i gave the king is present? :)

[abyssion1337]

I decline

what if you were magaman?

[wildrook]

I'd probably get my ass whipped by Airman one life at a time...

What if we were haunting a pornography studio?

[abyssion1337]

we'd have fun

what if we played a game of tag with the weeping angels(you'd probably have to understand all the Dr. Who references I've been makeing to one of the greatest episodes ever (Blink))

[wildrook]

I'd be dead in the nicest way possible (gentle killers).

What if Chuck Norris met Captain Falcon?

[abyssion1337]

they're actually the same person, and kudos for getting the reference there aren't enough Dr. Who fans on this site

what if you introduced a new player to a game of Mao?

[Odessa]

i'd likely lose as i have no idea how to play.


Waht if you didn't make such cryptic references?

[Tazuto]

id have a reply if i was smart enough to know what cryptic meant

what if my IQ was really 125?

[Odessa]

then you would know 2 + 2 = 5.


what if you were king for a day?

[Tazuto]

king of what? lol

what if you could change anything about yourself?

[abyssion1337]

I don't actually know, is there value in changing?

what if you were a giant evil blade of grass?

[Odessa]

then i would be an evil weed of doom, and stalk the land, leading plant life in a revolt agaisnt all animals. i would teach plants to crave blood, wage war, and cry havok.


What if you could change one thing about every person you met?

[abyssion1337]

I don't know, maybe I'd take away that pesky being alive thing, but honestly there's very few people I care about changeing when I meet them, since I have such a small circle of friends it doesn't matter

what if you were Jesus?

[Ionzorg]

I would have a much larger circle of friends, and only a select few of them would want to "change" me...you know who I'm talking about. :)

What if you could change one thing about this website?

[Ken-Chan]

not sure i dont have anything wrong with it

what if u could change one thing about the president?




what if i gave the king his present? :)



I decline


u bastard >:(

[abyssion1337]

I suppose I'd make him more of a left wing libratarian such as myself

[Odessa]

you see what happens when you don't follow the rules, abyss?

THREADS DIE.

what if we didn't have me here to save them?

[imphic]

The death of an old thread would be offset by the birth of a new one. Beautiful in its own way.
What if Skynet becomess sentient soon?

[abyssion1337]

I'll stop it

what if you had lotion?

[imphic]

Use it and then get some more.
What if the bears attack?

[Odessa]

I will hope to run into the Bears natural animals, Stephan Colbert and Emmet Cullen.


What if you were devoid of all fear?

[abyssion1337]

be even less human than I am now

what if you were a penguin?

[Odessa]

I'd find my way to a zoo, and live in relative luxury.


what if you were stuck in a cage match with that really annoying person you don't like?

[abyssion1337]

kill him

what if despite all your rage you were still just a rat in a cage?

[Odessa]

well, then i would be a rat. in a cage. hopefully with a lot of cheese, and sexy good looking rats to mate with.


to continue the song theme: What if God was one of us?

[imphic]

I'd say hi, complain about the weather some.
What if it were the dawning of the Age of Aquarius?

[Ken-Chan]

it would be in stick form

what if you could draw awesome

[abyssion1337]

I'd combine it with my writing skills and create my own manga

what if you went to London?

[Ken-Chan]

i would find an internet cafe and go on hell :P

what if u were in Antarctica

[abyssion1337]

then the first stage of my world domination would have been completed

what if you were in a bar fight with a polar bear?

[Ken-Chan]

well first i would be like WTF a polar bear and then i would rip out it's heart and eat it

what if u could choose one of the powers u have seen in code geass

[Odessa]

then i'd be screwed as i've never seen code geass. could I get a refund for a power from another show? or a book, perhaps?

what if the words 'what if' were banned?

[BopBopBop]

then i would not be able to ask another "what if" question.


What if we we're men in tights?

[Luppi-tan]

We'd roam around the forest looking for fights.

What if AMV Hell ceased to be a good site?

[abyssion1337]

no

what if you were blue?

[Odessa]

then i would be a rambosian and speak in binary.

what if anyone knew my obscure reference to Jasper Fforde?

[Ken-Chan]

then the world would end

what if i died?

[Odessa]

then you'd be reborn as a vampire, of course.

What if you could really sell your soul to be a vampire?

[Luppi-tan]

Then I'd live forever.

What if Cthulhu was real?

[abyssion1337]

it's a possibility if quantum mechanics are to be believed

do you know of the other piece of evidence known as the bloop?

[Tazuto]

no i do not

what if nick didnt overpost so much

[abyssion1337]

he wouldn't be so annoying

what if you were the queen of france?

[Odessa]

i'd likely declare a dictatorship and begin to purse the world of evil (as defined by me).

it would go badly.


What if you woke up to find a clown in your room?

[abyssion1337]

kill it and eat it

what if you were facing a giant enemy crab?

[Ken-Chan]

it would attack my weak point for massive damage :P

what if u couldnt protect ur weak spots

[imphic]

I would have someone collect the dragon balls and wish me back to life
What if it was always winter?

[Ken-Chan]

then i guess i would look smaller :P

what if it was always summer

[imphic]

Then I would finally get a tan
What if there was a three way battle between the Watchmen, X-Men, and Fantastic Four?

[Ken-Chan]

they would prob make a lmae movie out of it

what if spiderman fought batman

[Odessa]

Batman would reveal that had a secret plot to destroy spider man devolped years ago, and he would have genetically engineered a knock out gas to specifically knock out his mutated system instantly. Batman can defeat anyone. it's been proven. by batman.

What if all the raindrops were lemon drops and gumdrops?

[BopBopBop]

I probaly would go outside when it was raining.


what if it never rained?

[Ravenick]

that be fine


What if Batman fought Chuck Norris

[BopBopBop]

the world would explode from the awesomeness.


what if you we're attacked by a grue??

[abyssion1337]

I'd be eaten, there's no fighting off the grue only preventing the attack

what if you were faced with a giant beetle that shoots lighting?

[Ravenick]

id say sweet, then run

what if Batman, Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee AND Jackie Chan all got into a fight?

[abyssion1337]

I'd get a gun and kill them all

what if you were a lion?

[Odessa]

i'd be confused over why the hell i was an animal, and why the hell i was male.


What if you your gender changed every hour?

[abyssion1337]

I'd use it to my advantage

what if you were Jesus?

[Tazuto]

i would turn blocks of metal into game systems

what if you had twice as much money that you had now?

[abyssion1337]

then I have half as much money now as I would

what if you were salmon?

[acutekat]

i jump stream and such

what if i was at school right now?

[Odessa]

then you would be skipping class to use the Pc. bad kitty.


What if I wans't boredo ut of my mind?

[BopBopBop]

you would be outside living your life by bungee-jumping or something...


what if what if wasnt a what if?

[Odessa]

sumi masen, tu cadaciones.

What if i actually knew a foreign languange?

[BopBopBop]

you should dtart to learn people it,


what if japan was Nuked?

[Kuwabara]

they were...how do u think we ended WWII....

what if they werent...

[Ravenick]

then we would be unamerican!

what if Zero played chess against Kira

[Ken-Chan]

Lelouch's ultimate strategy making mind would beat Light for sure, but Light has never liked losing so he writes Lelouch's name in the death note and just as he is finished Lelouch orders him to kill himslef. The world loses two great minds and is better off for it.

what if i said it in a shorter way

[Odessa]

everyone dies.

What if you could live in fictional world of your choice?

[abyssion1337]

Maybe I'd finally have fun

what if you were a zombie?

[Ravenick]

YOU MEAN WE AREN'T????



Lelouch's ultimate strategy making mind would beat Light for sure, but Light has never liked losing so he writes Lelouch's name in the death note and just as he is finished Lelouch orders him to kill himslef. The world loses two great minds and is better off for it.
I said ZERO, not Lelouch. he would have a helmet.


what if C.C. and L had to fight over the last slice of pizza?

[Odessa]

the battle would be called a draw when a surprise raid by the teenage mutant ninja turtles calls for a truce to retrieve the stolen pizza's.

What if reality TV had a channel for every single person on the planet, 24/7, so no one ever had any privacy?

[abyssion1337]

I'd rebel

what if you were in the IRA?

[Odessa]

i'd ask for clarification of what organization i walked into, and would ask where the TAVA meeting room moved too?

What if your mom tried to seduce you?

[abyssion1337]

anyone who fails at seducing me dies horribly of curse, not a terrible outcome

what if you were your own mother and father?

[Tazuto]

id have to do more work aroudn my myself and I's house

what if you had the opposite kind of personality of the one you have now?

[abyssion1337]

no such thing exists, personalities aren't polar

what if people were to start thinking less linearly?

[Ken-Chan]

then i guess our thought pattern would be less linear ;D



YOU MEAN WE AREN'T????



Lelouch's ultimate strategy making mind would beat Light for sure, but Light has never liked losing so he writes Lelouch's name in the death note and just as he is finished Lelouch orders him to kill himslef. The world loses two great minds and is better off for it.
I said ZERO, not Lelouch. he would have a helmet.


yer but becuase Light is sooo smart he did some searching around and found out that zero was Lelouch so like i said they both died

well they do both die anyway hahaha idiots

[Odessa]

What if everytime someone forgot to ask a question, a puppy died?

[BopBopBop]

a lot of puppies would die.


what if everytime someone forgot to ask a question a CATGIRL died?

[Ken-Chan]

i would cry a lot

what if i never say a what if again

[Odessa]

this thread will be very boring for you.

What if you were strapped to a chair and forced to watch TV for the rest of your life?

[Ravenick]

Depends... are you there?

what if fingers were electric

[Odessa]

then sex would be 'shocking'

What if dinosuars roamed the land?

[acutekat]

then we would have more steaks in the supper market


what if everyone on this sight got to meet in one place

[Odessa]

then i would be hosting the first AMV Hell orgy.


What if i paid for your plane ticket to said orgy?

[Tazuto]

then i would be hosting the first AMV Hell orgy.


What if i paid for your plane ticket to said orgy?
Id say EPIC and ill bring my camera

what if chthulu appeared at said orgy?

[Odessa]

then i'd get to try tentacle porn.

What if cthlulu wanted you?

[abyssion1337]

I'd probably use Nodens' power to stop him or help

what if you guys stopped spelling "Cthulhu" wrong?

[Ken-Chan]

then u would not be frustrated

what if the gods had orgy's

[abyssion1337]

there are no gods

what if you could eat poison and be ok?

[Ken-Chan]

then the poison would suck

what if i was a god

[abyssion1337]

you be the dead god

what if you were a frog?

[Ken-Chan]

i would be the frog god

what if u smiled always

[acutekat]

i shoot myself immediately in the face


what if you were the joker

[Luppi-tan]

I would be the happiest man alive

What if you were the Batman?

[acutekat]

i'd say it a lot


I'M BATMAN

im batman

im batman

so on and so forth

what if you started a pandemic?

[Luppi-tan]

I would ask what a pandemic was

What if the Joker and Batman clashed in Central Park?

[acutekat]

no more cental park


what if i told you to figure out what a pandemic was by playing this game http://www.addictinggames.com/pandemic2.html

[Luppi-tan]

I'd say that I don't believe in online games

What if I said that the worst downloadable game in the world is "I Wanna be the Guy"?

[acutekat]

i would say nothing for i know not this game of which you speak


what if i didn't talk so

[Luppi-tan]

You would be a very silent man

What if I forced you to talk through mind manipulation?

[acutekat]

i would take over your brain and use you to go to the top of the mountain


what if someone actually got that ace ventura reference?

[BopBopBop]

then people would laugh.


what if Jim Carey got a heartattack?

[acutekat]

he would make it attack people


what if people made more grammatical sense out of their statements

[Odessa]

then the world would be a better place.


what if you were offered 15 million dollars to kill your parents?

[acutekat]

i'd kill hte people who offered it and take the money and run
give some to my parents for irony's sake

what if that what if statement had gone like she though it would

[Tazuto]

i'd kill hte people who offered it and take the money and run
give some to my parents for irony's sake

what if that what if statement had gone like she though it would
....wut? o.o

what if i understood you?

[acutekat]

thought i meant to say though

and you probably would have been able to give an answer

what if my what ifs made more sense

[thejosh64]

Then they would make more sense

What if you got into one little fight and your mom got scared?

[acutekat]

then stuff would go down
<does not have little fights
what if everyother post on this thread was mine

[Odessa]

you would have no life status by now :)


What if you were offered 15 million to have sex with the most disgusting person you can think of?

[acutekat]

no i would not

i can make a fortune other ways

what if i made said fortune

[Odessa]

then i would do anything to steal it from you. do you prefer to pay it to me willing for sex, or die slowly?


what if you were the most popular porn star in the world?

[acutekat]

kill myself


kill myself

i wish kill myself

[abyssion1337]

I'm with you, that would be terrible

what if you woke up Azathoth?(I know what would happen but I want to see if you guys know)

[imphic]

I would go insane
What if there were warm-water penguins as pets?

[Odessa]

then i would tie bombs to them and try to make prinnies.


What if the girl/guy of your dreams asked you to elope with them, tonight?

[imphic]

I'd definitely take the offer. I can't afford a wedding.
What if soccer became popular in America?

[Odessa]

you mean it's not?! i didn't spend years playing soccer for nothing, you know.


What if you could have cybernetic parts added to make you faster, stronger, smarter?

[acutekat]

i'd probably take em why not i'd be cool to be a cyborg

what if you could turn anything into pie

[Odessa]

i'd run a very succesful bakery.


what if you were offered everything you wanted right now, but in exchange for all of your memories?

[acutekat]

that a hard choice i don't think i would accept

or i would cheat and have my memories as one of the things i wanted


and i would wiin


what if you had accepted that deal
?

[Odessa]

well, i'd have a loving husband, three daring kids, ungodly amounts of cash, wicked super powers, and not a single health issue. i'd also be gorgeous, and be skilled in nearly everything because i'm so damn awesome. also, the world would have no war, religion, countries, hunger, disease, or poverty, and people would live in peace.

What if you lived in that world?

[abyssion1337]

I'd kill myself, you would too if you lived in that world, what seems ideal goes against human nature and you'd soon discover what a mistake you've made

what if you realized now what would then?

[acutekat]

i would have turned the oven off

what if i had something to put here

[abyssion1337]

I'd have answered

what if you were a ferret?

[Divine Dragoon]

I would dream of being a mongoose haha

what if you have front row ticket's for the first showing for the most Awesome movie ever made that could never be topped by anyone ever and the only copy of the movie was destroyed right as you sat in your perfect seat??

[acutekat]

i would probably go home i wouldn't now how awesome it would be

if it was star wars 7 i would have killed someone

what if you had someone to talk to that wasn't distracted

[Divine Dragoon]

Humm!?! what did you say i was reading? hehe

what would you do if a zombie dog jumped out of the nearest window?

[abyssion1337]

purge it with fire

what if all water suddenly turned to fire?

[imphic]

Then we would have to change the Captain Planet summoning.
What if Dr. Manhattan fought Superman?

[abyssion1337]

Dr. Manhattan would just negate his existence

what if you didn't ask stupid questions?

[Odessa]

then maybe you'd learn some common courtesy, show some respect, and not be so damn insulting to people on here.

What if they gave out legal marijuna for free?

[Tazuto]

we(excluding me)would all be high all the time

what if amv hell had its own virtual world to hang out in?

[thejosh64]

Then this world would be useless.

What if Paris Hilton was president?

[Odessa]

then we'd all be ****ed.

What if Oprah was the VP?

[abyssion1337]

she can't be as I've already stolen her power and put an evil clone in her place

what if you stopped taking everything I say as a serious comment?

[imphic]

then I wouldn't cry as much :'(
what if america became socialist?

[acutekat]

i would start the counter revolution

and i would win

what if i won said hypothetical counter revolution

[abyssion1337]

you wouldn't as I would have long since trapped you

what if you weren't math?

[acutekat]

that would have made sence

what if i could have every song ever created on my computer

[abyssion1337]

you wouldn't have space for anything else

what if you were an orphan?

[thejosh64]

You'd probably kill me

What if your were on a boat?

[Odessa]

then i'd be really, really sick and want revenge on the bastard who set me up on a boat.


What if you were a catgirl?

[Ravenick]

sweet

what if you were a immortal

[abyssion1337]

I'd be captain Jack(Harkness not Sparrow)

what if you were a sword?

[thejosh64]

You'd probably be thrusting me into someone

what if you were a loaded pistol?

[Odessa]

then i would use my power to win rights for all magical animated objects, and then make a deal with disney to live in their new 'beauty and the beast' castle show, being the weapon of the bad guy (gaston?)


What if women didn't shave thier legs?

[Divine Dragoon]

you would be forced to ware nee high socks by many pig headed men :P

what if any man that acted like a pig turned into one?

[Ken-Chan]

then pork would be much cheaper

what if all girls that acted like bitches turned into one

[abyssion1337]

I don't care

what if there wasn't a holy war in Red-Dwarf?

[Ken-Chan]

then there would be a holy war in Red-Midget

what if that made sense

[abyssion1337]

then I would accuse you of having seen red-dwarf

what if you knew of it?

[Ken-Chan]

that i would have had a better answer

what if u told me

[abyssion1337]

then you would know

why haven't you been guessing at my screenshot?

[Ken-Chan]

cos i have no idea wat it is

what if i guessed

[abyssion1337]

you might get me to post another

what if you had a frog?

[Ken-Chan]

i would hope it wasnt in my throat

what if u ate a cow?

[abyssion1337]

I'd have the remains buried in New Jersey


For H.A.T.E.


what if you got that reference?

[Divine Dragoon]

F.E.A.R??

What is the stupidest thing you have ever done?

[Ken-Chan]

that is not a "what if" so i will ignore it HAHAHA

what if i stopped laughing

[jrazur]

you would just laugh again

what if the ad to your left (sponsor) was real?

[Ken-Chan]

then i could buy real gothic lolita's

what if the sponsor above was real

[acutekat]

i don't know stuff would happen

what if i had stuff to do besides this forum

[Divine Dragoon]

You would be doing something stupid

What if time stood still?

[BopBopBop]

then we would not be able to even write here.


what if i said Candleja-

[Divine Dragoon]

Id slap you around like a little bitch.
(I don't know what it means?)

What if I was your father?

[BopBopBop]

Then you would probaly be the worlds youngest to gain Fatherhood.

[Ken-Chan]

fail

what if u had a third arm

[BopBopBop]

id look ridicolous.


what if nothing was Faaabolous?

[Ken-Chan]

then i would be like abys

what if we where all like abys

[BopBopBop]

this forum would be ALOT more boring, then it would die, and Amvhell would be looong forgotten.


what if i remembered to ask a question?

[Ken-Chan]

then it would be much easier to answer

what if i hi-5ed myself

[BopBopBop]

you would probaly look like a complete moron.


what if the amvhell forums died?

[Ken-Chan]

i would be very sad

what if i died

[BopBopBop]

it would also be very sad.



what if i died?

[Ken-Chan]

all of hell would cry

what if zarx died

[BopBopBop]

all of hell would cry for ages.

[Ken-Chan]

u forgot a what if again

what if i went blind

[Odessa]

i'd build you a braile keyboard so you can still come to the forums. or build a mental interface out of pixie dust and wishful thinking :)

or while being impossible, i'll cure the world of all ills, including blindess :)


What if I could do any of that? :)

[Infinity]

then we all envy you :-\

what if you couldnt cure deafness

[Ken-Chan]

then lots more people could listen to me talk crap

what if u could could become anyone

[Odessa]

then i would become God, and do whatever the hell I please with my all powerful...powers. and kick ass. oh yea.


What if a guy with spikey hair and a large sword showed up on your door and asked you to go with him on a quest to save the world?

[BopBopBop]

i'd likely ask why the heck i was chosen and why his hair looks so ridicolous.


What if you were god?

[Divine Dragoon]

Id kill you all!!!! MEWHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!1

what if WW2 was still going on?

[Odessa]

well, then i likely wouldnt be born, and the world would be a suckier place.

What if World war three started tomorrow?

[acutekat]

then i wouldn't do my homework
what if the reality protrayed in watchmen was real

[Odessa]

we'd be ****ed like a duck.

What if clothing became optionel?

[Divine Dragoon]

we all would kill Kuwabara

what if wiener dogs ruled the earth

[Useful]

Humans would rebel. That's what we always do.

What if we made contact with an alien race?

[Odessa]

then i'd hope they were friendly aliens who liked to give presents to lowly humans, and possibly take them on thier wacky adventures in space. i would totally do an alien for a ride in a spaceship... (drool).

what if you woke up invisible tomorrow?

[abyssion1337]

I use if for fun and torturing other people

what if you ate worms?

[Odessa]

well... then i'd be a person who ate worms. and did her food shopping at a tack and bait shop.

What if that wasn't awkward?

[abyssion1337]

it's only awkward if you let it be

what if you were a sock?

[Useful]

Then I wouldn't be able to type! And that would be sad :'(

What if I wasn't dead tired right now?

nah, that sucks.

What if I asked a serious question on here?

[abyssion1337]

I'm sure we'll have some more cerebral conversations and that would be nice

what if you were a headband?

[Odessa]

I would strangle you to death for making me anser a question about me being a hairband.

What if your questions were not so um...odd?

[abyssion1337]

why are they odd? don't you think the idea of everyday objects becoming sentient interesting?

what if you were a chair?

[Odessa]

then i'd be a chair, right? i mean, how can one answer this without stating the obvious of 'i'd be a chair?" what could a chair do any differently then sit there and do nothing but be a chair?

What if you were a pillow?

[acutekat]

i be a contract killer

just think about it nobody would expect a pillow to come in and them smother you

with bullets

and kives and other pointy objects

what if the greeks had lost at thermopolye (that what if book is coming in mighty handy right about now)

[Odessa]

Then we'd have a lot more persian references in our culture and less greek?


What if I didn't have google to help me on this one?

[abyssion1337]

then you'd be in the loop for things that everyone else knows

what everyone suddenly had a collective intelligence?

[Odessa]

then resistence would be futile, i suppose.

What if replicators truly existed?

[acutekat]

the ones from star gate?

well if they existed then the star gates exsist and it would be the best day of my life

ever

in all of my lives (all 6 of 'em)

what if i bought all the anime i watched

[jrazur]

you would have an awesome anime collection but consequently be broke...

what if you were born in Africa.

[acutekat]

i would have been poor

but i would have tried to better myself

tried to work myself up

do the best i could in education and at the two part time jobs i held at the motel and the gas and lube

but i wouldn't be able to avoid ht civil war the claimed my mother and father

so i would have sworn revenge and joined the peoples front

there i would finally be able to accomplish thing i never could in civilian life

i would work my way up the rank untill i finally was second in command

at eve of our victory as our men were taking the capitol and securing the president my leader would have been shot

he would have died leaned up against a brick wall with an AK in his hands as he saw what he worked his whole life to acomplish, our country, in our people's hands.

I would then take over his position and install myself as president issueing wide spreading reform and giving the power back into the hands of the people

but i would not be able to give up the power as i was doing so much good i stayed in too long

i realized this too late and no one would step up and take my place, i had to do something

i took out the pistol Manuel had given me on the first day of training and i would end my life in the president quarters with orders for a general election to be held the following month.

what if that had been shorter

[Odessa]

then it would be shorter; like " i was born and then died. the end."

What if the universe demanded you get married in one week or be killed?

[BopBopBop]

I'd be ****ed, since im only 14....


what if the world imploded?

[Odessa]

then...we'd all be dead?

What if you were born at age 80 and became younger every year?

[BopBopBop]

id kill myself, as my teeth would fall out and my hair would go gray before i even filled 3.


what if Robert Pattinson stood at your door step right now?

[Odessa]

i'd be confused as I have no idea who he is. I suppose i'd try to help him figure out why he was there, and send him on his way. or perhaps sleep with him if he's hot.

What if Michael Jackson showed up on your doorstep?

[acutekat]

i'd would have to wait a long time to get my video card that should be showing up on my door step today

i want it

what if alexander the great had died when he was twenty?

[abyssion1337]

then we'd call him Alexander the pretty good

what if you were a smuggler?

[acutekat]

Then i would have a bunch of stuff i don't have now

what if you life was made into a movie

[Divine Dragoon]

It would suck ass....

what if cell phones never had been invented?

[acutekat]

people would be carrying mini CBs in their pockets and purses

what if i wasn't out of root beer

[Odessa]

root bear floats for everyone!!


What if humans had built in telepathy, and you couldn't keep a secret from anyone?

[acutekat]

then we would have never created society

what if i had a better video card?

[abyssion1337]

you'd be sad at having no money for games that would be playable with it

what if you had 3 legs?

[Jazean]

I'd be the best three legged race runner ever.

what if you realized gravity was no longer functioning and everyone was still walking around cause they thought gravity still existed?

[BopBopBop]

i'd flyyyyyyyy around.


what if man where ment to fly?

[acutekat]

he'd be given wings

what if napoleon had stealth bombers

[Odessa]

then we'd be speaking french right now.


What if the topic names were not ****ed up?

[acutekat]

then i would not be having this much fun

what if april fools was in march?

[Odessa]

then it wouldn't be april's fools, and the universe would implode when it realized it had made such a mistake.

What if my head stopped pounding long enough for me t othink of a not so sucky quesion here?

[acutekat]

you'r probably be outside then

what if my eyes didn't look like cat eyes right now

[Odessa]

me....outside? (eye twitch) MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

wow, that was good. Me, outside.... (snicker). you don't know me very well, do you? ;)


Oh, and your eyes wouldn't look like cat eyes, they would BE cats eyes. as in, you'd be turned into a cat. and then into a fur coat. and i'd wear you.


What if human bones became a fashion symbol of the elite?

[acutekat]

then paris hilton would like fred flintstone's wife

what if my zune wasn't going on the fritz

[Odessa]

um...you would be using your zune right now to....do ...things.

What if I knew what the hell you were talking about?

[Ken-Chan]

then u would be special

what if i wasn't wearing clothes

[Odessa]

then i would jump out from your closet to ambush. A sex goddess always knows when to ambush her prey...


What if my crazy, lazy self actually had ambition?