[Scorchedenigma]

hope it wouldnt get hungry before i could make a prison shank. if it didnt then i would realize its skin is too thick for my shank to cut through and maybe jab out an eye before getting mauled to death. might get lucky and kill but not likely.

what if all the answers were that long?

[abyssion1337]

we'd all be less taciturn

what if we were all NEET's?

[whyilovetehanime]

Umm... What?

[tapirs!?]

neet is:
not empoyed, in education or ......
shoot!, I forgot what t is for :(

Edit:
O I remembet, t is for training
not employed in education or training

[Doomimus]

Training, I believe.

If we were all NEETs, then I guess we'd all be... hunter-gatherers?

What if there were such a thing as reincarnation?

[Scorchedenigma]

suicide rates would be up.

what you only got reincarnated as fish?

[tapirs!?]

people would stop eating fish

what if you would be reincarnated in the pok?mon world?

[JinVicious]

If I were reincarnated into the Pokemon world I'd be something Epic like Raikou and go around using my magic to electrocute people I didn't like, like all those scum bags trying use use master balls on my while I'm trying to take a nap.

What if you woke up in the middle of the water?

[tapirs!?]

I would scream my lungs out, and get freaked out.
I'm affraid of open deep water, actually I get sometimes nightmares of being in the middle of an open sea/ocean.

what would you do when you wake up and you turn out to be in the body of your best friend?

[JinVicious]

I'd be horrified at the loss of my sexy frame, gorgeous hair and striking good looks :D

What if you woke up bald?

[abyssion1337]

I have a general rule: Whenever I feel sad I stop being sad and be awesome instead

what if you were a rich man?

[Tazuto]

id have plenty of money to help my family finally

what if i didnt have family

[abyssion1337]

you'd be better off

what if you were likely to be eaten by a grue?

[JinVicious]

I'd kill it from the inside and bust my way out and then eat it's heart to absorb it's power.

What if they were to stop making Soda?!

[abyssion1337]

I'd get soda back but only if you actually participated in the mad lib (admittedly a bad idea with our collective attention span but we're almost finished)

what if the monks use their secret technique?

[JinVicious]

what if they monks?

I think you may have fumbled on your question there >_> (fix it up and I'll reply)

[abyssion1337]

that's actually the reason I stopped posting after 3 AM

[Scorchedenigma]

what if the monks use their secret technique?
you might **** yourself, but not get hurt. damn pacifistic monks.

what if they were ninja monks?

[abyssion1337]

they're not, nor are they pacifist

what if you were a self-immolating Buddhist monk protesting the Vietnam war?

[JinVicious]

I'd protest by lighting others on fire instead of myself, I know monks are supposedly to be peaceful but those war mongering communists need to be taught a lesson.

What if you were forced to live without electricity for 6 months?

[acutekat]

the same thing i did last time at roanoke

what if people got the historical ramifications of that sentance previous

[Tazuto]

....

what if even with a dictionary at hand i couldnt understand you

[daikaisho vanguard]

you would life happily ever after

what if Pakistan eupted into civil war?

[acutekat]

hrm interesting question

i would say that india would be very pleased

afghanistan would probably go on with the problem it was having

and the UN would be forced to invade

what if you coded chuthulu into a java program?

[abyssion1337]

please I did that years ago

what if you were a follower of azathoth?

[acutekat]

then i would probably have read some HP lovecraft

meybe

what if lolcats ruled the earth more overtly

[abyssion1337]

I'd kill them

what if you were in Soviet Russia?

[acutekat]

i'd be running the joint


what if you lived under me in this presupposed reality

[abyssion1337]

well you wouldn't last long

what if you could turn into a log

[acutekat]

id do it at the most inconvient times in the most random place

same to you but stump

[abyssion1337]

depends on the kind of stump

what if you were on fire?

[PaperFreak]

I really don't know.

What if I started a crazy blood cult?

[JinVicious]

I'd kill you with my magic and take over :P

What if my newly acquired cult took over the world under my supreme leadership?

[Tazuto]

someone would stop you, or kill you and take your powers

what anime worlds and the real world were linked to each each other through the internet

[JinVicious]

I would use my magic to get all the powers I could >_>. Once I have mastered my newly acquired powers :D I while use them to take over the world once again.

What if you woke up with powers from an anime? (whatever anime, use your imagination)

[abyssion1337]

[this paragraph has been edited by the government for the safety of the general population]

what if you were in a fight with a log?

[daikaisho vanguard]

I would lose

What if you could eat nothing but either beetroots or raw human flesh for a day?

[JinVicious]

I'd eat nothing for a day XD

What if Soda was banned?!

[daikaisho vanguard]

I would read manga instead.
If the ban was permanent, I would read it in secret. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soda_%28comics%29)


What if Naruto had been a French/Begian comic?

[JinVicious]

I would read manga instead.
If the ban was permanent

Umm :confused: Soda is a Drink >_>

[daikaisho vanguard]

Among other things.
Try follow the link.

I'm not a native English speaker, so this, together with sodium-based chemicals, are what I associate with soda.

[JinVicious]

lol it's okay. I know most the people on here at night don't speak English as their 1st language. My post was mostly sarcastic.

No offense intended XD

[abyssion1337]

no they can't take the hobbits to Isengard

what if you craved the meat of living creatures, especially their brains and you could infect others with the same virus that made you like that through a bit?

[daikaisho vanguard]

I would make contact with the university. Such a virus could be interesting to look into from a scientific point of view.

What if you could learn the answer to any one question, but at the price of one year of your lifetime for each of those?

[abyssion1337]

not worth it, not knowing can be pretty exciting

what if you were a deep one?

[acutekat]

i would be more menancing then i am now

what if you had a deep crow as a pet

[gigg44]

i would feel like Vicious

what if you could **** bricks?

[abyssion1337]

sounds painful

what if you were Rodyle?