[jinzo64]

realy what other ways are there to spell exists

[abyssion1337]

eccists is one I've seen though if you're not spelling it 'exists' you're doing it wrong

[Guthix]

there is a pont where you spell so bad the other cant understand
there is a point you nag about spelling making another leave the conversation,besides who likes to talk to ppl who would require a dictionary to understand.
there is a point where you spell bad but the other understand
there is a point where you spell good and nothing happens

[jinzo64]

mi spelin is te vest in ta wurld.

[MADEVIL]

i is edumacated

[abyssion1337]

I are DoKtOr

[bloodlover1987]

i am error

[thedarkmessenger]

^LOL

[jinzo64]

hell yeah.
rofl

[Jazean]

okay than, the following can be disregarded completely, it's gonna be longish, cause I haven't posted in quite a while, and I can't rant on facebook cause too many people I know would read it.

First off, I believe I have done something stupid, or at least it feels that way at the moment.

okay, long story short, I've been working a girl for about 3 months now, i sorta developed a small crush on her, normally I'm timid as hell about these things but saturday I managed to actually work up the nerve to invite her out for coffee, normally that'd of been the end of it. some friends ended up being there so things went a little awkward and no real talking got done. we ended up hanging out most of sunday, but yet again more people were around and conversations were never "long". ended up hanging out for a bit on monday as well, and after a whole lot of prodding from friends and a 3 day build up of my brain yelling at me, I basically confessed the crush thing as I was driving her home and was meet with mostly stunned silence.

I ended up driving around for about another hour to calm myself down, so I managed to miss this facebook post.

"I've come to a point where I want to smash something to pieces, and yell at the top of my lungs til no more sound comes out. Damn you."

I'm certain it's aimed at me...

so ya, does it sound like I messed things up bad, cause I don't know. I'M NOT GOOD AT THIS SORT OF THING.

rant over, I'm exhausted...

[jinzo64]

erm it sounds like you got anxious.
try not to worry about it yelling at yourself and breaking stuff won't help.
you could try appollogizing for being so fourth coming.

[abyssion1337]

ima get drunk and watch the A-Team

[Evileel]

ima get drunk and watch Lucky Star episode 1

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

I'd post this on Facebook but a bunch of people would get pissed off at me.
All of my friends are complete idiots.

[abyssion1337]

Happy Cirno day

[jinzo64]

o.k happy cirno day to you to.

[jeremyhac]

wtf is cirno anyways?

[abyssion1337]

http://i1034.photobucket.com/albums/a430/Lt-Angol-Mois/Touhou/cirno-1.jpg

[Backmask]

Happy Cirno day

Cirno day? What is th--- "September 9th".

Oh my! Eye can't believe I didn't get to celebrate Cirno day.

[abyssion1337]

lol, yeah how many other days do you get to celebrate an idiot

[jinzo64]

my new halibel figure is alot bigger than i anticipated

[abyssion1337]

http://aya.shii.org/2011/09/17/european-philosophers-become-magical-anime-girls/

so yeah, awesome or creepy?

[Evileel]

Wow, Hegel has huge boobs O_O

[Backmask]

http://aya.shii.org/2011/09/17/european-philosophers-become-magical-anime-girls/

so yeah, awesome or creepy?

Immanuel Kant is mai waifu.

But on a serious note, why? Just why?

[abyssion1337]

I suppose you want something more complex than "because Japan"

also your choice of waifu is disappointing

[Backmask]

I suppose you want something more complex than "because Japan"

also your choice of waifu is disappointing

After watching Cream Lemon and PSG, "Because Japan" is probably the most logical answer.

Also,
http://i.imgur.com/9QvAB.jpg

Descartes is an arrogant bitch, George Berkeley and David Hume are lesbian whores, Friedrich Hegel is a slut, Nietzsche is yandere, and Baruch Spinoza is a whore. Kant is just perfect.

That's right, we are going to argue over who is the sexiest philosopher as if we are 14 year old weeaboos. Prepare your bodies.

[abyssion1337]

god I hate this meme, and yet here we are.

so your waifu is a dumb **** who has no idea what she's talking about.

[Backmask]

god I hate this meme, and yet here we are.

so your waifu is a dumb **** who has no idea what she's talking about.

You hate the waifu meme? Well, I've got some news for you.
http://maiwaifuapp.wordpress.com/

Let me guess, you are a George Berkeley fan?

[abyssion1337]

Hmm, yeah Berkeley is pretty good, I guess I prefer Hume though.

[Backmask]

Hmm, yeah Berkeley is pretty good, I guess I prefer Hume though.

I like David Hume, but Voltaire is my preferred philosopher.

[abyssion1337]

if only there were magical girl voltaire, that would make me very happy.

[jinzo64]

i always thoguht waifu was the bad prenounciation of waffle from a little snow fairy sugar

[Evileel]

Anyone knew we have a secret subsite under this amvhell.com site? Check yourself:

http://madshare.amvhell.com/viewtopic.php?pid=4847

[Guthix]

what the hell is this 0_0? and does that comic you posted continue?

[jinzo64]

thats different.

[abyssion1337]

what the hell is this 0_0? and does that comic you posted continue?

that girl in your avatar has a penis doesn't she?

[jinzo64]

which one the one with changing hair color or the one doing weird sit ups?

[abyssion1337]

avatar not sig

[jinzo64]

i think it's ment to be the same girl in all three gifs

[abyssion1337]

oh, yeah looks like it

[Guthix]

oh, yeah looks like it

originaly no 0_0 [rule 34]
you might bee mistaken with this one
http://th07.deviantart.net/fs71/150/f/2011/054/0/2/mmd_namine_ritsu_by_mmdidolmasterstar-d3a7ops.jpg
why do you ask?and how do you get the idea shes got a penis?

[abyssion1337]

Long confusing train of though based primarily on the fact that I only half recognize her and I think I recognize the art style.

[Guthix]

Long confusing train of though based primarily on the fact that I only half recognize her and I think I recognize the art style.

if you know who made it give me link youtube kicked out that video

[Evileel]

if you need file itself, I have saved it on my PC (6.5 MB)

[abyssion1337]

I'd say add it to the drop box but we don't have the space do we?

[jinzo64]

my problem with angziaty almost got going to church to be a norman.

[thedarkmessenger]

^.....what?

[jinzo64]

i met to guys from a local while in town and we got talking and i got caught in the moment and said i'd go and visit there church but i didn't realy want to go.
so i had to text them back to tell i'd had a change of heart and didn't want to go.

[thedarkmessenger]

The norman church? Who or what the hell's norman?

[jinzo64]

it's different take on christianity.
apparently it explores bits of the bibble that were lost and found again and put in to a new book.

[thedarkmessenger]

^....you mean mormons?

[jinzo64]

yes i do i hadn't noticed i'd misspelled it.
sorry about that.

[Guthix]

if you need file itself, i have saved it on my pc (6.5 mb)

give me now!

[jinzo64]

you should say please.

[Evileel]

Well come to my house with an USB flash drive and I'll give you it.

[jinzo64]

wheres your house?

[Evileel]

In the Swamps of Lithuania.

[jinzo64]

is that in america?

[Evileel]

Yes, the 51st state of America.
http://www.yu-jyo.net/images/characters/keith.jpg

[jinzo64]

damn i live in england.
unless i get a passport i can't come to your house

[Guthix]

do you have dropbox evil?

[jinzo64]

whats a drop box?

[Evileel]

Good question. Ive never used it before too.

[Guthix]

ask xela for that

[jinzo64]

oh but that sounds like effort.

[abyssion1337]

"Why is my toaster not toasting both sides of my cinnamon toast waffle evenly?"

First let's make sure it's actually the toaster.

Try toasting something different, like a bagel or some bread. If that toasts evenly, then we know the issue is the cinnamon toast waffle itself, and we can investigate further.
Maybe the cinnamon toast waffle is shaped in such a way as to distribute heat more evenly on one surface? Maybe it's too thick, or maybe it has some coating that deflects heat? Maybe it has air pockets that allow heat from one side to affect the other?

So many possibilities!

On the other hand, if you try toasting other things and still cannot reach toasting perfection, then there is either something common about all the objects you are trying to toast which is keeping us away from reaching toasting-bliss, or the fault lies in the toaster itself!

Try purchasing a new toaster, but have it be the exact same model and brand as the original. If you are able to toast properly, then you know the issue lies with your specific toaster. If you still have issues, try switching to another brand.

Once you try a different brand toaster, if you still cannot toast properly, then you know the problem lies back with the object you are trying to toast. This data, combined with the initial investigation we did on which objects do and do not toast properly, will help narrow things down.

If you try a different brand toaster, and it works just fine, then either your specific toaster is boned, or the brand of toaster you were using is boned. See back to "purchase same model/brand" to figure this out.

At the end of this investigation, you should know whether the issue is the object you are toasting or the thing you are trying to toast with. Once you've got that nailed, we can go further.

If it's the object we are trying to toast, then we can blah blah blah blah blah.

After we test the blah with the new blah, we'll know if the blah blah is causing the resulting issue, and can know for sure that blah blah blah.

Hope this helps!

[jinzo64]

why are my amv's slated for stating the obvious.
when things like the resident evil knife fight, the one peice i'm a dog.
i'm sure there are more but they all stat the obvious.

[abyssion1337]

Why must toast always land butter side down?
Why do none of your sentences start with a capital letter?
Why do none of your question sentences end in a question mark?

[jinzo64]

because gravity sucks.
because it annoys you.
and it annoys you.

[abyssion1337]

I think you have a poor concept of things that actually annoy me.

[Guthix]

if it didint anoy or atleast bother you you didnt point it out.
as for my rants.
why did i choose typing spped over gramma
why in my typing and handwriting my thoughts go faster then my hand, and i cant seem to balance it.
why have i recently stoped drawing

[jinzo64]

because you can
because thinking is easier than typing or writing
maybe you ran out of ideas for drawing.

[thedarkmessenger]

*insert rant here*

[jinzo64]

i had somthing to rant about but ithink it would just bore everyone.

[thedarkmessenger]

*rants about cake*

[jinzo64]

are ranting about cake because it is apparently a lie

[thedarkmessenger]

^exactly! I was promised cake, dammit!

[jinzo64]

heres some cake
http://cdn.solidrecipe.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/Birthday-Cake-Photos-5.jpg

[thedarkmessenger]

^that's...a bit too much xD

[jinzo64]

you can never have to much cake.

[thedarkmessenger]

good point...want some? :D

[jinzo64]

yes please
i'll have a slice of pink cake please

[thedarkmessenger]

*cuts cake in half* here's your slice 8D

[jinzo64]

now i have cake to share with my other amv hell friends

[abyssion1337]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BXR3LFc_vs&feature=related

[Ruby150]

People who have large GIF files in their sigs (MADEVIL, and ARock being prime examples)

[XelaisPWN]

Ugh yes... ARock makes every page load ten times slower...

MAD's is kinda bad, but Arock's is nearly ten megabytes. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5BMQ-xpTog&t=35s)

[jinzo64]

that is big i wonder how big mine is.
i also wonder why by space bar isn't working properly?

[Arock]

when people capitalize the r in my name

[jinzo64]

you dissaprove of people capatalizing the r in your name

[XelaisPWN]

that is big i wonder how big mine is.
i also wonder why by space bar isn't working properly?

Soifon is only 9kb, Konata is 120kb, and... that other one is 136kb.

Technically, you're over the limit. But it would take almost 40 of your sig put together to be as big as just that one gif in ARock's signature.

And that, my friends, is what we call bull****.

If you're curious, 13 of your sig would fit into MAD's sig as well.

[MADEVIL]

ruby you complain to much, go find something else to do

[XelaisPWN]

Not all of us have super fast fiops or cable connections, MAD :S

[jinzo64]

thats interesting stuff.
your realy good at this maths stuff.

[XelaisPWN]

No I'm not :D (http://is.gd/DHuKt1)

[MADEVIL]

no one said we are slowing them down, and ruby is a troll anyways

[XelaisPWN]

Ugh yes... ARock makes every page load ten times slower...

I did.

[Arock]

my pages load at the same speed for me no matter if i have posted on that page or not

[MADEVIL]

really it slows you down xela, i got a couple of older comps and never had any trouble. rb is using a 10 year old computer and he said he's never noticed anything

[Arock]

ive had no problem with loading pages even with torrents going and playing music off youtube

[XelaisPWN]

really it slows you down xela, i got a couple of older comps and never had any trouble. rb is using a 10 year old computer and he said he's never noticed anything

It's not about the computer speed. I'm at school- we have really **** internet to begin with, and when there are hundreds of people on it all at once, it can get really ****ing slow. It's bad enough without this unreasonably massive pointless animated gif making things worse.

Like I said. Not all of us have your crazy fiber optic connection or whatever.

[MADEVIL]

wow that sucks to hear you speeds at school are bad, so just out of curiosity have you speed tested it to see what you're getting

[XelaisPWN]

Depends. If I'm in the med sci building at 7 at night? I can get 4 or 5 mbps. In the dorms between 8pm and 2am? Yeah... it gets down to less than a kilobit per second sometimes if you're using the wireless. Investing in an ethernet cable fixed that for the most part, but it's still pretty damn slow.

And I can't imagine I'm the only one in a situation like this.

[MADEVIL]

wow that's kind of rough, i can't believe its that bad in the dorms

[Backmask]

Depends. If I'm in the med sci building at 7 at night? I can get 4 or 5 mbps. In the dorms between 8pm and 2am? Yeah... it gets down to less than a kilobit per second sometimes if you're using the wireless. Investing in an ethernet cable fixed that for the most part, but it's still pretty damn slow.

And I can't imagine I'm the only one in a situation like this.

Dorms? Man, I thought you were a senior still. Well, congratulations for going to college.

[RBRat3]

AHhhhhh.... MAGICAL!!!!!!!!!

http://i.imgur.com/Qtube.png

[XelaisPWN]

But I like seeing all the signatures... maybe I'll just use adblock to block his stupid ****ing pointless massive gif he could easily compress >.>

EDIT: AHAHAHAHA I LOVE THIS

http://troll.me/images/x-all-the-things/block-all-the-gifs.jpg

[RBRat3]

Whats the point of "like seeing" signatures when half the individuals here break the requirement (myself included) and just dislike them because of their load times?

On top of that if one of the embedded sigs has a slow host your gonna be bogged down regardless of its size depending on the browser thats being used and its page draw settings.

As for compression, You cant compress gif's you can only make them smaller by degrading its color palette and pixel size.

[XelaisPWN]

Whats the point of "like seeing" signatures when half the individuals here break the requirement (me for instance) and just dislike them because of their load times?

I'm not really complaining about them breaking the requirement. The requirement is crazy strict, and there are a lot of people who break it that don't bother me. My problem was that ARock's is UNREASONABLY big. When the limit is 200KB and you're pushing 10MB- that would be 50 times the limit- there's something wrong.

I like seeing the signatures because it helps me tell who is who at a glance. :P


As for compression, You cant compress gif's you can only make them smaller by degrading its color palette and pixel size.

...so do that?

I just blocked ARock's signature and MAD's. Pages load smooth as silk now. I recommend everyone does the same.

In other news, now I'm considering putting entire episodes of MLP converted into GIFs in my sig. Because apparently that's kosher.

[Arock]

i have already made that gif smaller and i dont feel like doing it again cause i dont want to go and get a program i will only use once and put it on my new comp

[MADEVIL]

aww, and i thought you loved me xela

[RBRat3]

Well you have

around 1mb
http://i.imgur.com/FY1JF.gif

Or 5mb
http://www.imagedoll.com/out-display.php/i57725_transformkyoko5.gif

[XelaisPWN]

I like the 1mb one :D

And couldn't you make it smaller...?

Or get rid of it FFS ಠ_ಠ

[RBRat3]

I like the 1mb one :D

And couldn't you make it smaller...?

Or get rid of it FFS ಠ_ಠ


Nope... It would ruin his sig layout, Theres an actual design process to this XD

I wonder how long it would take for a mod to remove my sig if it was the 9000px amv hell corn?

[MADEVIL]

damn, that's how much is lost with the size change

[XelaisPWN]

Nope... It would ruin his sig layout, Theres an actual design process to this XD

So it's entirely necessary for him to have an enormous animated gif of a magical girl transformation in his sig?

See, this is the part where Xela preemtively holes his hand over the "BULL****" button.

[RBRat3]

damn, that's how much is lost with the size change

Yup... 5mb is 32 colors while the 800kb someodd is 3 colors, Original was 256. Its size isnt from the colors its the amount of frames it has.

[RBRat3]

So it's entirely necessary for him to have an enormous animated gif of a magical girl transformation in his sig?

See, this is the part where Xela preemtively holes his hand over the "BULL****" button.

not bull****... His cap'n image is 300px tall if the gif was any smaller it would throw off the visual flow of his post footer or in other words look like ****!!!

Its like a womans left tit is a B cup while her right is a D cup, It just doesnt look right XD

[hosokawa37]

I don't understand how in Texas Hold'em, I do better with crappy hands then good hands. for example, I have a better success rate playing pocket 3's then I do pocket A's :I

[XelaisPWN]

not bull****... His cap'n image is 300px tall if the gif was any smaller it would throw off the visual flow of his post footer or in other words look like ****!!!

Its like a womans left tit is a B cup while her right is a D cup, It just doesnt look right XD

So get rid of it...? Or resize the cap'n image as well?

Way it is now, the Cap'n image is wider than the gif anyway, so it's a bad example :P


Gonna rant about something else real quick here: **** everything about Daylight Savings Time (or summer time, if you're European). It has no business existing at all.

[Shibbidah]

**** everything about Daylight Savings Time (or summer time, if you're European). It has no business existing at all.

THIS

[XelaisPWN]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84aWtseb2-4

[Guthix]

THIS

secon'd
+ like yer avatar shib

[LurkerSubmarine]

One quite afternoon, RBRat3, minding his own business painting some stripes on the road, earning money to buy himself a Miku waifu, he noticed a truck coming towards him, going to pass by. Thinking it was just another truck he continued on with his business, but as it got closer, he could read it was a potato truck, so naturally, started thinking of poking some mash potato' s. The truck swerved, and started heading for him, RBRat3, tried to get out of the way, but with no such luck... he awakes to the darkest of black all around. From the darkness a figure he could see, a figure made of mash potato's which confused, yet pleased him at the same time. The closer it got, it formed a figure, the figure of Miku...

"RBRat3, you have to come with me the land of Hellios is in danger, and only you and your mash potato's stuffing skills can save us, will you take my hand and join me in freeing this land?"

"Let me get in on some of your mash potato and I will go were every you want"

"As you wish, but by doing so, you and I will become wedded, and our bound will be unbreakable..."

"Spread those mash potato legs, I'm coming in for our joining of mind and body, my sweet waifu"

The extreme heat and passion from his love making into some fine mash taters, began to cook the mash potato body, the hotter and deeper he got, the more the body changed, slowly transforming into a real body, except for her mash potato, which remand...

"The seal has been created, but not until you have finished your journey, will you get all of me in my true form, my vagina will remain in the pure form of mash potato's..."

"I ****ing love me some mash potato"

Suddenly, Miku's mash potato devours RBRat3, in a violent potato storm, sucking him into the world of Hellios, standing upon a giant hill of potato's, with Miku by his side, they stare into a scorched earth, with only a few oasis within in site.

"We must journey across this baron land, to Castle Potato Clap, where you will reach the end of your journey, and you will receive me, and I shall bare you child."

"What are we waiting for, get your mash potato hole over here and lets bitch slap this land into infinity"

And so begun the journey into Hellios

Days pass, Rat keeping Mikus Mash Potato moist and clean with his magic elixir, and water running low. It begins to look bleak, but as the duo travel, they spot a town that looks to be on fire, being the only town they have seen in days, they figure why not, it is just some fire. On the outskirts of the village, it is just the roofs that are on fire, and seem to be doing no structure damage at all. They move closer figuring it will be safe as the fires seem contained.

"Halt!" "Who the **** are you two, and why do you have pants on and no **** covered legs?"

"What?! Why don't you put some goddamn pants on arse goblin, my Miku only needs to see my mashing utensil, not nobody else's!"

"Calm down my love, they are not civil like us, they just do not know how to show being polite like us"

"What the women in thigh highs said is so you Rat bastard, now get the **** in town before we **** all over everything"

Upon entering the town, there is about a foot deep of **** to walk through, and and lot of pantless people ****ting, and a few naked people throwing poop onto the house roofs to burn the **** away and to fuel the fire, Rat thinking to himself, 'Bunch of savages, imagine all the mash potato they could fill this place with, but instead they have ****, anal beaded butt whores'

"Come inside to the Hall of Fecal Decay, here we can discuss what brings you to our town commoner trash"

"We can discuss thing in a moment, I need to refresh some mash taters, come Miku, let us make filthy love in this pile of fermented turds"

The heat from their passion cause the **** to catch fire, and those in the hall, stand around, blowing big solid chunks out their arse as they watch in awe. After a long **** steaming love feast, they go take a seat and get down to some talking.

"So what brings you here none **** covered stranger?"

"Well, I was getting some serious mash tater action going on, which happen to make me accept some quest thing, when all I cared for was getting me some Miku" Rat leans over and licks Mikus eye.

"I see, and what is this quest?"

"Something to do with being at Castle Potato Clap"

"Yes, my love has to assume the throne at Castle Potato Clap, he will know what has to be done when he gets there, and once it is done, he will also get me in whole"

"What the ****?! Are you made going to Castle Potato Clap"

"No... just a man that loves him some mash potato"

"Either way you are a bloody fool, but, I can help, but there is something you must do for us, but it will also help us help you, what do you say stranger?"

"What ever gets me more to completing my Miku, I am down and jiggy with it"

"Glad to hear that, our problem is, we have the transport that will get you there straight away, but, a giant menstrual dragon blocks the path, and we are to weak, and our **** stops flowing when we merely see it, if you defeat it, you will get your passage to Castle Potato Clap"

"Ain't a hole I can't plug, point me in the direction and I will defile this menstrual dragon till it bleeds no more"

The edge of town, the pantless man points down a road,

"See the river following the road, once it turns red, you shall be close to the foul creature, now go, and if you do not come back... we will just continue living our lives not caring what happen to you"

So, off they headed to fight with the menstrual dragon. Hours later, they come across the river red, and psych up for some menstrual blasting fun. A loud piercing scream booms over their heads.

"My love, I think we found it"

"Damn right we did, look at that fine menstrual beast, Miku, grab my **** and rev my engines, papa needs to get his funk on to take down this funky chicken"

Miku wields Rats penis, and plays it like a flute, making his erection the hardest in the know universe.

"Now... WE FIGHT DRAGON!"

Rat charges towards the beast with his sword at attention, whilst the beast holds its ground, ready to spew fourth a volley of menstrual. The first volley smacks Rat direct in the face, swallowing some, and temporarily slowing him, but this was not going to stop him, now knowing its distance attack, the following volleys become easy to dodge. Within thrusting distance now, the menstrual dragon takes a swipe at Rats penis of steel, misses as he does a flip, then a jumping thrust, stabbing the beast in the middle of the chest.

Stricken to the ground, it tried to recover as quickly as possibly, but the seduction had begun, Rat flexed his nipples, his manly nipples were no match for it, it begins to become smitten, then begun the disco dancing, wooing the beast into submission, causing its mash potato to appear with juices flowing like a waterfall from it. The decent into the beasts hole, Rat finds his centre, and being at peace upon penetration, the beast queefs menstrual all over him, but this does not matter, Rat has dominated the beast, and he now has made it his bitch.

Back in town, the **** covered man they spoke with before heading out, was sitting on a stool, smoking some **** with a bong, when he noticed out in the distance, a man, a women, and the menstrual beast. Pissing himself laughing, he could not believe the site before him.

Arriving to the outskirts of town, the man comes to greet them and congratulate.

"Good job, can't believe you actually made it you bitch" Laughing away

"Damn right I did, was such a fine beast to ride, but Miku is the only one for me"

"Whatever you sick bastard, anyway, just ride that dragon there to the castle, it knows the way as that is where it sleeps, have fun you crazy bastard", and then walks off laughing.

"**** covered freak, anyway, lets get going Miku"

They mount the dragon, and away it goes heading for Castle Potato Clap

"Rat! How dare you make such erotic love to this beast, you are meant to be mine only!"

"You are my only, just I had to dominate this beast and it was the only way, believe me, there is no replacement for you mash potato, not now, not ever, I only want your stench on me forever more"

"You best be telling the truth, or I will cut my mash potato out, and eat your face, making it so you can never make love to another mash potato ever!"

Rat bites his tongue, and there is an awkward silence for the rest of the flight to the castle.

To prove his love to Miku, Rat crashes the menstrual dragon through the roof of the throne room, causing it to explode covering the room in menstrual blood. Rising from the menstrual blood, Rat and Miku find themselves facing... another pair of them.

Miku turns to Rat,

"You must become ruler of this land, give it life, give birth onto it from your penis, but you must know what mash potato will unlock my vagina"

"But all I want is your mash potato, not this kind of responsibility, why can't I just be with you and your sweet delectable mash potato... WHY?!"

"I'm sorry Rat" Shedding a tear, "But it is the only way to know if you are the one that is to become the true ruler, and have me by your side till they day we rot in the ground" Gingerly brushing his cheek as she steps back and becomes part of the double gangers.

The joined beings turn into a giant pile of mash potato with a door, a sign above it reads 'enter here, your final task remains' Rat on his knees, asking why they could not have just been together instead of having to make a decision which could make him lose her forever, his heart literally cut its way out of his chest, and went through the door, leaving him curled up in the fetus position.

[LurkerSubmarine]

"Why, why must it be like this, I just wanted your sweet mash potato hole to be by my till the end of days, you ****ing bitch, making me go through this, WHY?!, it is not fair"

Rat gets to his feet and enters the door, not knowing what to expect. A strong smell of fish punches Rat in the face as he enters the room, the room is filled with Mikus, entangled in a web of tentacle rape beast versions of him.

His ultimate test, knowing which Mikus mash tater is his one and only... so begun a new journey, a journey of which took Rat years...

Years later, Rat has grown, grown to look like a real man, weathered and beaten look about him, still in search for the one and true Miku that is his. His mentality was coming to an end, giving up on it all, Rat falls to the ground, where his life slowly fades. Rats flesh fall from his body, bones turning to dust, he cannot feel the pain, as the pain looking for Miku had killed him so long ago... Rat slowly become one with the earth, surround be Mikus being tentacle raped be deformed versions of him, he no longer wished to live in this world, so he let it all go.

(Now the alternate happy ending)

As he felt his life fading, lying on the ground... he could her a voice... it was soft, and smelt fishy, but it was so clear, and giving him words of hope...

"Cum in this mash tater, this is the one you want, you are almost there, only a little further, fertilize this bitch, bring fourth the true form of Mikus vagina, and sow the land back to life"

These words, gave Rat the strength to stand once more, and go that little bit further, following the words, now standing before a Miku, he could not longer here the calls for him, almost ready to give in again, Rat went for it... he pulled out his mash tater smashing utensil, and smashed into it, causing the tentacle rape beast around her to burn into ashes, the mash tater, it began to change spewing life back into Rat, the mash tater was turning into a vagina, Rat had made it, he found the holy land of Mikus muff, a golden residue escaped his penis into Mikus vagina, and he fell to his kness, along with Miku falling into his arms, the journey was over, they could finally go back together.

Together, they stand up, and bitch slap the closest tentacle rape beast, making it their bitch and riding it like a horse, raping other beasts on the way to the exit, Rat and Miku holding each other in their arms, making sweet erotic love, which was reviving the land of which they were leaving into a utopia.

Back in the throne room of Castle Potato Clap, Miku and Rat take mount on the throne, where they penetrate each other, for the world to see, a flow of golden liquids escape both of them, pouring out across the floor, out the windows and into the land, reviving it, into the most beautiful land to ever be, their passion could be felt in the new growth, and back in the throne room, Miku and Rat begin to turn to stone, locked together in a hot passion of love, slowly becoming all stone, to be together, as one forever, and the land to live as a wonderful land of hope and growth...

[jinzo64]

to much to much i can't read all that

[MADEVIL]

This is the most epic thing I have ever read

[jinzo64]

it looks epic and awsome but i got bored reading it.

[thedarkmessenger]

tl;dr

[RBRat3]

Holy **** lurker... Lmao you never cease to amaze me.

Need to get bambi or backmask to throw panels together telling this story.

[Guthix]

bricks were shat

[XelaisPWN]

Holy **** lurker... Lmao you never cease to amaze me.

Need to get bambi or backmask to throw panels together telling this story.

Preferably Backmask... don't get me wrong, Bambi's a great comic artist. But Backmask's art is godly.



But yeah... don't read this story.
Unless you like crying like a little bitch... the ending made me well up somethin' fierce... T_T
"Why, why must it be like this, I just wanted your sweet mash potato hole to be by my till the end of days, you ****ing bitch, making me go through this, WHY?!, it is not fair" Indeed, RBR... Indeed... T_T

[Arock]

that was a beautiful and epic story

[jinzo64]

if we want it to be turned in to a comic this year or early next year it'll have to be backmask as bambis busy moving and won't on line for at least 10 months.
well thats what she told me

[RBRat3]

This is all I got to say about it really XD

http://i.imgur.com/LdBvM.jpg

[LurkerSubmarine]

Rat and I got talking about catching up and drinking together, but I kept telling him, **** off, I am not going to America, so he saved up his money from working long hours everyday, in and out, until he had enough money to come to me. It took him about a fortnight after arriving to contact me and tell me where he was staying, so since he was nice enough to come all the way out here, I figured I better go see him for a few drinks, the following is what happened that one, filthy night...

So, I went out for a drive, found where he was staying, and we met up and went out for some drinks. A few hours pass, we talk ****, drink plenty, and decide to head back to where Rat was staying and on the way picked up a few slabs of beer and cider. Upon entering the hotel room he rented there was Miku figures mounted on top of potato's surrounding the room, all directed towards the bed, and 2 large suitcases in the middle of the floor.

We head into the kitchen, and continue drinking and talking ****, and one thing lead to another, and we slowly got closer, and closer, then begun rubbing against each other, soon enough, we were dry humping each others penis', and kissing a little. Rat lead me into the bedroom.

"Come sit on the bed you big ugly bastard, it is time to play some games, and destroy our arseholes"

"Bring it on small fry, lets bleed till we die"

No messing around, we quickly undress each other, and get down to some mutual masturbation and fingering each others arseholes at the same time, slowly, and sensually. Gently moving our hands further up the body, we get to work pinching each other nipples, and get on top of one another, rubbing our penis' together whilst still pinching our nipples.

Rat stops, then gets up off the bed, leaving me their to finger my pooper while waiting for him to get something by the looks of it. Rat opens up one of the suitcases, and it is filled with a bunch of fun looking toys. He pulls 2 cylindrical objects, that look like they are just a bit thinner then the width of our dicks, Rat returns and stands in front of me, handing me one of them, so I stand up in front of him. We both grab hold of each other ****s and force the metal tubes over the head of each others penis', squeezing it on nice and tight, letting out a gasp of pain every so often until they were fully on, and the the tip of our dicks, begin to get a bit more red as the blood gets stuck there.

Back on the bed, in the 69 position, we start working hard on polishing each other shafts, giving the metal tube and our yogurt slingers a nice glisten, and some residue, dripping off onto the sheets. My turn to get up and find something in the bag, looking in it, there is plenty of fun toys, but I decided to grab out the vice clamp. Placing it in the middle of the bed, we put our testicles into the clamp, the tip of our penis' touching, and slowly crush our testicles. Before the point of crushing them till they are useless, and the pain gets unbearable, we both came all over each others chest, undid the clamp then rubbed our chests together, and take some viagra, so we could maintain erections.

Rat quickly went over to the bag, and pulled out a small cat of nine tails, came back, bent me over backwards, and slowly put his dick in my arse, slowly thrusting in and out, until I was comfortable enough to get going fast and rough. Blood was seeping out, then Rat began wiping my back as he went in and out, cutting open my back, what I didn't see was him grabbing out a sliced lemon and some salt, so as he was wiping me, he squeezed lemon juice in the open cuts and sprinkled salt, it made me squirm in pain, so I turn around, grab Rat, force him to bend over then ram my dick into his sphincter, rupturing it a bit, forcing a little blood to squirt out, before it begun just seeping.

The anal stopped for the time being, so we decided to get a bit dirty, I took a big ol' turd into Rats mouth, then peed a little to help soften it up. Rat gurgled and churned it in his mouth a bit, then bent me over, spread my ring a bit,then spat it all back in to my arse. I put a butt plug in then shacked my arse around to get it nice and stirred, before unleashing it into Rats arse, Rat did the same thing, then shat it all into my mouth, and directly afterwards, we proceeded to kiss and swirl the **** and piss between each other mouths swallowing a little at a time until it was all gone.

Back at the bag, I pull out a large studded paddle, and bet Rats arse and penis red and blue, till the point you could not tell what colour they were originally, then started started to insert it into his anus, before he pushed me onto the bed and paddle my stomach repeatedly until **** and some blood squirted out my bum bum. Before Rat finished with the paddle, he paddle me in the mouth smashing out some of my front teeth, the forcing his dick into my mouth for a gummy. Before long I punch Rat in the balls, then go back to the bag, and find a scalpel.

I cut open his scrotum, then put my piss pipe inside and use his testes and the inside of the scrotum to fondle the tip of my dick, after a couple of minutes, I cut out one of his testes, and pit it in my mouth, and bend Rat over, spreading his arse hole further with some anal beads from the bag, when it got wide enough, I used my hands to spread it a little more so the hole was of a decent size. I lean my head back to get the ball to tickle the back of my throat, just before I vomit I put my mouth and make a tight seal on his sphincter, then the flood gate of vomit and 1 ball fill his **** hole to the brim.

While Rat is busy holding the mess in his arse, I decided to look in the other bag, to my pleasure I found a hamster and some tape, and a couple other things. I tape the hamster up a bit, making sure to leave plenty of fur still visible, and fit it over my penis. The tape stopped it just from splitting, I move over to where Rat is still busy with his vomit filled arse, pouring some salt into it, before he noticed what I was doing, I forced the hamster wrapped around my dick into his arse, crushing the hamster a bit whilst also tickling his pooper. A mess of vomit and hair is pouring out of his arse as I thrust in and out, Rat stands up as I pull out, causing a bunch of puke, **** and testie, onto the floor.

Rat turns to me, scalpel in hand, and headbutts me, knocking me back onto the floor, into a pool of festering arse juices. Through excruciating pain, he removes my genitals, quite a bit of blood starts coming out, Rat quickly goes to the fridge and removes two bottles of blood, and connects them to a drip, and plugs it all into me. Rat finished with that business, got down to the ground, and starts penetrating where my genitals once were. Squirts of blood and squelching sounds, the hamster barely alive, crawls up and nibbles around where Rat was penetrating.

Rat punched me in the face to get some more teeth out, pulled his dick out, put the teeth on the hole, the forced his **** back in with the grinding of the teeth against his ****, scratching it up, and not long, and he came like a waterfall all inside of me. Rat cleans up my hole, stops it from bleeding, we get up and go have a shower together. Softly kissing, thanking each other for the great time, we finish up in the shower, go finish off the rest of the drinks, then part ways.

[jinzo64]

omg
how can one person type so much.
i have trouble reading that much.

[Arock]

Im suprised the corn didnt make an appearence

[Guthix]

i read EVERYTHING
while eating POTATO chips
and listening to miki singing INSANITY
my only problam was that it was GAY
thank god i didnt get a boner ^^'

[MADEVIL]

i read it early today when he first posted it, nothing like a good laugh in the morning. oh lurker told this is a true story

[jinzo64]

i got the special edition of skyward sword but it came in a different box instead of the normal off the shelf version.

[XelaisPWN]

...that tends to happen with special editions.

[jinzo64]

realy iritates me
i'll have to trade the game in and get the normal version which also comes with a soundtrack

[thedarkmessenger]

^...you're JOKING, right? All that because of a stupid box?

[Evileel]

Um, maybe someone could compress those 3 lurker's posts into 3 sentences?
Ive loved to read it, but tl;drness of those posts are truly overwhelming.
http://th00.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/i/2011/206/b/8/fluttershy_is_be_worried_by_gratlofatic-d41ml2l.png

[vejtornado]

I want to punch a dragon

[abyssion1337]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?src_vid=6CjS0qu_DDg&annotation_id=annotation_79702&feature=iv&v=2C0JAoUxyJU

[jinzo64]

special edition skyward sword came with a huge instruction manual every language in
europe.
and yes i did all that for a stupid box i prefer the off the shelve version looks better.

[Distict5-9]

Rat and I got talking about catching up and drinking together, but I kept telling him, **** off, I am not going to America, so he saved up his money from working long hours everyday, in and out, until he had enough money to come to me. It took him about a fortnight after arriving to contact me and tell me where he was staying, so since he was nice enough to come all the way out here, I figured I better go see him for a few drinks, the following is what happened that one, filthy night...

So, I went out for a drive, found where he was staying, and we met up and went out for some drinks. A few hours pass, we talk ****, drink plenty, and decide to head back to where Rat was staying and on the way picked up a few slabs of beer and cider. Upon entering the hotel room he rented there was Miku figures mounted on top of potato's surrounding the room, all directed towards the bed, and 2 large suitcases in the middle of the floor.

We head into the kitchen, and continue drinking and talking ****, and one thing lead to another, and we slowly got closer, and closer, then begun rubbing against each other, soon enough, we were dry humping each others penis', and kissing a little. Rat lead me into the bedroom.

"Come sit on the bed you big ugly bastard, it is time to play some games, and destroy our arseholes"

"Bring it on small fry, lets bleed till we die"

No messing around, we quickly undress each other, and get down to some mutual masturbation and fingering each others arseholes at the same time, slowly, and sensually. Gently moving our hands further up the body, we get to work pinching each other nipples, and get on top of one another, rubbing our penis' together whilst still pinching our nipples.

Rat stops, then gets up off the bed, leaving me their to finger my pooper while waiting for him to get something by the looks of it. Rat opens up one of the suitcases, and it is filled with a bunch of fun looking toys. He pulls 2 cylindrical objects, that look like they are just a bit thinner then the width of our dicks, Rat returns and stands in front of me, handing me one of them, so I stand up in front of him. We both grab hold of each other ****s and force the metal tubes over the head of each others penis', squeezing it on nice and tight, letting out a gasp of pain every so often until they were fully on, and the the tip of our dicks, begin to get a bit more red as the blood gets stuck there.

Back on the bed, in the 69 position, we start working hard on polishing each other shafts, giving the metal tube and our yogurt slingers a nice glisten, and some residue, dripping off onto the sheets. My turn to get up and find something in the bag, looking in it, there is plenty of fun toys, but I decided to grab out the vice clamp. Placing it in the middle of the bed, we put our testicles into the clamp, the tip of our penis' touching, and slowly crush our testicles. Before the point of crushing them till they are useless, and the pain gets unbearable, we both came all over each others chest, undid the clamp then rubbed our chests together, and take some viagra, so we could maintain erections.

Rat quickly went over to the bag, and pulled out a small cat of nine tails, came back, bent me over backwards, and slowly put his dick in my arse, slowly thrusting in and out, until I was comfortable enough to get going fast and rough. Blood was seeping out, then Rat began wiping my back as he went in and out, cutting open my back, what I didn't see was him grabbing out a sliced lemon and some salt, so as he was wiping me, he squeezed lemon juice in the open cuts and sprinkled salt, it made me squirm in pain, so I turn around, grab Rat, force him to bend over then ram my dick into his sphincter, rupturing it a bit, forcing a little blood to squirt out, before it begun just seeping.

The anal stopped for the time being, so we decided to get a bit dirty, I took a big ol' turd into Rats mouth, then peed a little to help soften it up. Rat gurgled and churned it in his mouth a bit, then bent me over, spread my ring a bit,then spat it all back in to my arse. I put a butt plug in then shacked my arse around to get it nice and stirred, before unleashing it into Rats arse, Rat did the same thing, then shat it all into my mouth, and directly afterwards, we proceeded to kiss and swirl the **** and piss between each other mouths swallowing a little at a time until it was all gone.

Back at the bag, I pull out a large studded paddle, and bet Rats arse and penis red and blue, till the point you could not tell what colour they were originally, then started started to insert it into his anus, before he pushed me onto the bed and paddle my stomach repeatedly until **** and some blood squirted out my bum bum. Before Rat finished with the paddle, he paddle me in the mouth smashing out some of my front teeth, the forcing his dick into my mouth for a gummy. Before long I punch Rat in the balls, then go back to the bag, and find a scalpel.

I cut open his scrotum, then put my piss pipe inside and use his testes and the inside of the scrotum to fondle the tip of my dick, after a couple of minutes, I cut out one of his testes, and pit it in my mouth, and bend Rat over, spreading his arse hole further with some anal beads from the bag, when it got wide enough, I used my hands to spread it a little more so the hole was of a decent size. I lean my head back to get the ball to tickle the back of my throat, just before I vomit I put my mouth and make a tight seal on his sphincter, then the flood gate of vomit and 1 ball fill his **** hole to the brim.

While Rat is busy holding the mess in his arse, I decided to look in the other bag, to my pleasure I found a hamster and some tape, and a couple other things. I tape the hamster up a bit, making sure to leave plenty of fur still visible, and fit it over my penis. The tape stopped it just from splitting, I move over to where Rat is still busy with his vomit filled arse, pouring some salt into it, before he noticed what I was doing, I forced the hamster wrapped around my dick into his arse, crushing the hamster a bit whilst also tickling his pooper. A mess of vomit and hair is pouring out of his arse as I thrust in and out, Rat stands up as I pull out, causing a bunch of puke, **** and testie, onto the floor.

Rat turns to me, scalpel in hand, and headbutts me, knocking me back onto the floor, into a pool of festering arse juices. Through excruciating pain, he removes my genitals, quite a bit of blood starts coming out, Rat quickly goes to the fridge and removes two bottles of blood, and connects them to a drip, and plugs it all into me. Rat finished with that business, got down to the ground, and starts penetrating where my genitals once were. Squirts of blood and squelching sounds, the hamster barely alive, crawls up and nibbles around where Rat was penetrating.

Rat punched me in the face to get some more teeth out, pulled his dick out, put the teeth on the hole, the forced his **** back in with the grinding of the teeth against his ****, scratching it up, and not long, and he came like a waterfall all inside of me. Rat cleans up my hole, stops it from bleeding, we get up and go have a shower together. Softly kissing, thanking each other for the great time, we finish up in the shower, go finish off the rest of the drinks, then part ways.

Was it... good?

[RBRat3]

Hmm I guess I did up a good corn, I showed one of the test cuts for the corn to my buddy who has never seen the 0's or the cut in color. He straight asked me "Is that asshole corn?" Yes... Yes.. Its is XD

This is what I showed him...
http://i.imgur.com/Xu6A1.jpg

[Evileel]

Lol, looks superb. Perfectly represents the spirit of amvhell.
http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/2093/bleedinganusses.jpg

[jinzo64]

^ stating the obvious much.

[Antonio Black]

So...do we rant or...?
Cuz I have some highly articulate and meaningful things to say about the state of things...

[abyssion1337]

it's not about actually ranting, it's off topic shenanigans, discussions, whatever you want. So yeah you can rant if you want to. You can leave your friends behind, cause your friends don't rant and if they don't rant well they're no friends of mine.

[Guthix]

after lurker enlightment i cant think of a rant atm

[jinzo64]

just so people know i had an appifany( i know it's spelt wrong)p.s don't care

i just realised what these mean
atm= at the moment
imo= in my opinion

sorry but i'm just slow,thick and retarded

[LurkerSubmarine]

Guthix toils away, cutting apart a living specimen, trying to get his jollies off, but to no good. The screams from the cutting and bludgeoning have grown small and not pleasing to him in recent months, not much pleased the man anymore, except for the small light in his life Teto and lolis, but what was he to do...

Months pass, Guthixs mind drifts into madness, his dreams of a loli nation with Teto at his side form stronger in him, planning out ways to rid the world of elder humans and keeping it populated with lolis and Teto by his side, consuming him and his time entirely.

"Killing every one, yes it could work... but wait, it would take so long, and there would be plenty of effort to stop such a killer, damn,,,"

"Bombs, destroying large areas, it is like killing everyone by hand but larger scale and quicker... dammit all, it wont work either, harming the lolis would happen, can not have that happening..."

Toiling with plans trying to figure out what to do, until one day, walking down to the local store to get something to eat and drink,he notices something out of the corner of his eye, seemed like some sort of demented loli creature, curiosity got the better of him and he decided to go see what it was. Upon further investigation, going down a dark alley, a weird looking person comes out from behind a dumpster.

"What the hell are you?"

"I am someone who believes in the same thing as you Guthix, I too and a group of fellow followers, we all want a Lolination like you, but what we lack is a leader, and when we saw you, we felt a connection, that you would be this leader, so will you come with me, and we shall show you the road to such a world?"

"If it is not some stupid gimmick into raping me you demented freak, I will lead you if it is not a complete and stupid waste of my time"

"Please, call me demented if you want, but my followers and I, we purposely mutilated our bodies to be closer to that of a loli, just from pure dedication, but I can assure you this will not be a waste of your time..."

Possibly against better judgement, Guthix nods his head in agreement and follows the person, twisting around a couple more alleys, and finally into a seedy backdoor of a building, once inside there is a spiral staircase leading down into the ground, the person points to it, gesturing to go down it. Cautiously proceeding, Guthix complies and goes down, as he goes down, the person closes up the top of the stair case, leaving Guts to walk down them himself in the dark.

Carefully maneuvering down as not to fall, Guts finally sees a light at the end of the spiral passage down, where he notices another person that looks similar to the one he just followed here.

"Welcome my good sir, please come in, I will show you around"

Guthix still a bit cautious about the whole way things are going down, readies his fists to pummel the freaks into **** the flush them into a toilet. As he enters the room, there is labs, computers, and all sorts of operation rooms all happening.

"Holy ****, I can see this might actually not be a complete waste of my time"

"Believe me it wont be, please follow me to the briefing room"

Entering the briefing room, there is a large oval table with several freaks sitting around it, Guts takes a seat at the head of the table.

"Welcome great one, we are happy you decided to come along peacefully"

"Yeah, blah blah, just get to the point of how we are going to make this a Lolination already"

"Sorry to keep you waiting, sorry." begged a freak just to the side if Guts

"Yes we will get straight to the point, as you can see, we have the facilities, but we need a leader to implement. Now what we have going on is, we are creating a virus that will travel in air, and water, to maximize the chance of infecting adults and killing them, whilst creating a vaccine alongside the production of the virus, which will be stage one, stage two includes completing of the cloning vats, so there can be an unlimited amount of lolis constantly on the march into the world, and naturally as needing a leader we will need you to take control of everything once everyone is dead, so will you be that man"

"Sign me up you whack job, I am your man, lets make this **** whole world into a Lolination!"

Years pass, playing with all sorts of chemicals, ideas, plans... so many years that some of the freaks die off from the mutilations they have done to themselves, and Guts is growing a bit weaker from time to time. One more year later, looking over the operations progress, it is all finally in place to move forth and put it into action.

Guthix rises from his seat,

"Stand brethren, for today we change the world, into a better world, a world full of lolis, here is to LOLINATION!"

Everyone scatters, taking action on the plan, some people breaking into water supply plants, infecting the water with the virus, whilst others steal crop dusters, and fly over cities, bombarding the air with it. After the initial infecting, everyone reports back to base, for the vaccine, naturally their leader Guthix receives it first.

"Hhahahaha, you ****ing idiots, like I am going to share this world with you, this will become my world, my world to rule and do as I please, not with you idiots, but I must say, thank you for the time and effort you put in, and now... goodbye"

Raising a giant lollipop, meant for the new lolis that were to be created, Guthix begins bludgeoning the freaks to death as they stand in shock, one by one splitting their heads open, caving in their chests, breaking their backs, a few try to fight back, but to no luck they are swiftly killed.

Sitting in a room, full of corpses, Guthix masturbates, and has full ejaculation and orgasm, covering a good amount of the bodies on the floor. Walking away from the mess in this now underground tomb, Guthix leaves, entering a new world, a world were soon their shall be only lolis.

Two decades past, Guthix is getting along in age, and strangely still getting weaker despite doing his best to keep his body healthy and strong. Through Guts leadership, there are no longer adults in the world, and lolis are running everything, the olders ones teaching the younger ones, passing on all they know before dying, and as they die, a replacement comes out of the vats, a facility which has since grown to an entire mansion with a special vat room, waiting for Guts to visit and implement something of his own design.

Smirking and talking to himself,

"Haha, Lolination is finally here, but there is only one thing missing, my dearest Teto, but soon my dear, soon I will have you in my arms, sitting by my side"

Guts now sits atop a throne made of adult skeletons, inside a building, made of all the adults and lolis that got to old to live, all their bones added to this building, a church if you will, to Guthix who is now revered as a god. A team of 50 lolis at a time, help build and maintain the church of Guthix and service him when need be, but... this does not please him to all that it could, to hold Teto, it would complete him in so many ways.

Arising from his throne, Guts makes haste to his special vat room, which has 20 lolis, specially picked by Guts himself, left in suspended animation, over the two decades that have past, 1 loli each year.

Entering the room, their is a cold chill to the air, Guts walked around the room, stopping and looking at each of the lolis.

"Each of you held a special place in my heart, that is why you were all chosen, chosen through love, and my ultimate goal, and now, I must say my final goodbye to you all, as I must get to work"

Guts kisses each of the suspended lolis vats, then goes to a console, punches in a command, and it begins blending all of the lolis, like a meat slushie. Moments pass, and they are all blended, and began the pumping of their remains into the middle vat.

Flicking of switches, pressing of buttons, like Frankenstein creating his monster, Guthix was about to breed new life, Teto was to be born from the blended mush. The mush begins to form, into a Teto shaped creature, as this process is happening, Guts feels a strong pain throughout his body, what had been making him weaker, it was cancer riddling his body, and to top it off, he is having a heart attack at the moment that Teto was almost complete. Falling to his knees, he can see the final, formation of Teto, laying in the vat, gasp of air come out instead of words, finally falling face first into the ground, running out of life on the floor, dying just before meeting what he longed for.

Teto jumps out of the vat and rushes to his side to try and help, but it is to late, Guts saw her beautiful feet run towards him, but by the time she arrived, his life had left him.

[LurkerSubmarine]

(Since Rat got one, Guts can have an alternate happy ending to)

As he dropped to his knees, wishing for a few more moments just so he could hold Teto in his arms, Teto jumped out of the vat, rushed over to him, and held Guts tight in her arms.

"Please do not die, I am finally here, here by your side, you can't die, or else their will be no reason for me to live..."

Tears roll down her cheeks, as she begins to sing, filling Guthixs ears with what he longed to hear, and the tears wetting his face. Guthix falls to the ground, unable to remain in her arms, Teto cries harder, and sings louder, pouring all her heart into the song. Minutes pass, all seems bleak, but some twitching happens in his feet and hands.

Guthix is slowly regaining consciousnesses, a smile beams across Tetos face, she continues to sing, the life force in Guts becomes stronger and stronger, until he is on his feet holding her tighter then he has ever held anything.

"Thank you my dear, you saved me from dying, leaving you in this world without me, but do not worry, with you by my side, we will rule this world together, until Lolination exist no more, and I will never leave you, even if that ever happens"

Teto, sheds a tear of happiness to what Guts says, as he picks her up from the ground, leaving the room. Walking out of the mansion, with Teto in his arms, they exit the front door, to a new day, and a army of lolis bowing before them. Walking through the streets, the lolis stop to look and bow in respect, finally getting back to his church made of bone, he ascends the stairs, to his throne, and take rest, with his dearest Teto by his side, to rule over Lolination, as one, together no matter what.

[Arock]

we need a thread for lurker stories

[MADEVIL]

another fine story by lurker

[Guthix]

http://img821.imageshack.us/img821/543/bloode.png (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/821/bloode.png/)

[LurkerSubmarine]

Day and night, XelasPWN would watch My Little Pony, more and more taking over his life. It eventually got to the point were he would not leave the house for weeks at a time, sitting around watching My Little Pony, masturbating, and ejaculating onto small plushies of the characters from the show. Before long, his love for ponies grew that great, he would sneak out to farms, find himself some ponies, and get some pony love, filling their anus full of his hot gooey cum.

His lust for some pony loving became his life, My Little Pony held him off during the day, but come night, he transformed into a master of pony loving. But to keep his addiction fueled, Xela soon needed a job, so he went out to a local farm, of which he had not had some quality time with the ponies, and applied to be a farm hand.

"Hello lad, so just to make sure, you do not have a problem with animals or getting dirty, do ya?"

"No sir, I am fine with getting dirty and helping out with some animals, I especially like ponies and more then happy to help take care of them"

"Great to see so much enthusiasm lad, grab a pair of overalls, and lets get to work then"

Xelas duties included feeding the animals and juts generally keeping the place tidy, and every time he got some down time, he would go sit down by the ponies, and just sit there enjoying their company, little did he know, the farmer noticed how close he was getting with the ponies, and was keeping a closer eye on him each day. A few weeks pass, Xela has built a My Little Pony fort inside his house, the walls, roof, floor covered in everything My Little Pony, it had become a My Little Pony wonderland.

One day, the farmer confronts Xela,

"I am thankful for all the help, but I have notice you are unnaturally close to ponies around here though, what is your deal?"

"Uhh, nothing what do you mean? like I said when I first started, I just really like ponies, they are my favorite animal, until they are full grown they lose some of their beauty in my eye by then"

"Boy, lots of people like ponies, but I can see it in your eye... you want to get close to these ponies, and I mean intimately, don't you?"

"What?! No, don't be so crud, I wou-"

Pressing his meaty finger against Xelas lips,

"Shhh, it is OK, I too love ponies like you do, I heard farmers complain about their ponies becoming a bit frightened when people stood behind them lately, I thought I was starting to get sloppy, but after the past few weeks with you, you are new to the game, that is all, but if you come with me, I will show you the way, the way to making sweet love to a pony"

Xelas eyes beam like a deer in front of a truck with high beams on about to get run over,

"Master, I will follow you to the ends of the earth"

Began the young ones training, to perfecting his technique of pony penetration. Weeks pass, the farmer has taught him well, Xela now able to go out into the world of pony anus pumping alone, and masterful. The farmer came up to Xela while he was working, and asked for him to come with him inside the house, Xela follows happily. Inside the house, the farmer takes off his flannel shirt, to reveal a My Little Pony shirt with Fluttershy on it. Eyes beam again, Xela removes his flannel shirt to reveal but the same shirt!

"I knew you were the one I was looking for, follow me into this room"

Opening a door, it reveals a My Little Pony similar to Xelas, making him ejaculate a little in his pants.

"It is beautiful sir, so beautiful"

"That it is, but now, I need you to join me by my side, and help change the ponies around the area, will you be my partner in crime?"

"For My Little Pony, of course!"

They lock arms in acceptance, then wait till night fall, Come night fall, they gather painting supplies, and move out. Spreading across farms like wild fire, painting all the ponies in the colours of My Little Pony characters, for 3 nights they do this, before it has become public knowledge, and police are now on constant patrol, but they were smart enough to paint some of their own ponies as to not raise to much suspicion.

"Sir, how come we never painted any like Fluttershy?"

"Well as you know, she is both our favorite, and there has been a secret I have been keeping from you, come this way"

Going into the barn, there is a door that has always been locked that he was leading Xela into, and inside, there was a pony, that looked exactly like Fluttershy.

"H-hi... I-I'm Fluttershy"

"See this is why, I have my own, untouched and pure genetically made Fluttershy, I have a friend that owed my a huge favor, and that is all I want to say of it, but... I wish to share her with you, together"

"I-I don't know what to say sir... but..."

Xela picks up an axe from by the door, and puts it through the farmers skull.

"She is mine now" With a devilish smile, making Fluttershy, hide in a corner of the room.

Xela didn't do much to dispose of the body, except for put it into a empty stall, and just covered the body with hay. Xela then proceeded, to be the first to make sweet love to Fluttershy, it was the greatest experience of his life, nothing could ever amount to the amount of greatness he could feel upon his penis, there was no other for him now, Fluttershy is now his one and only pony.

A day passes, Xela making love to Fluttershy when he is up and ready, but that afternoon, police come to question the farmer, about the ponies in the area being painted.

"Hello officers, sorry but the farmer is out, anything I can help you with?"

"If you don't mind son, do you mind if we have a look around, just for some clues as to who might have been doing the pony paintings?"

Forgetting about the body and to cover up the paints properly, because of how great Fluttershys loving was,

"Sure officers, go for your life, just shout if there is anything you need"

"Thank you"

Xela sitting around, urges in him wanting to go see Fluttershy, but he knew he couldn't while they were here, but the urges got the better of him, he quietly got out, and went to see Fluttershy, he picked up the axe by the door and put it at his feet in case of worst case scenario happening with the police. He begins making sweet love to Fluttershy.

The police meanwhile, notice some blood coming out from the barn, so they go to investigate further, to their surprise they found the painting supplies, all the colours matching to those on the ponies. They move further in, and look around where they saw blood on the other side of the barn, they shuffled around the hay, to find the farmers body. Quickly pulling out their sidearms, they go into the stall were they could hear noises, the stall that Xela was with Fluttershy.

"Stop, in the name of the Law"

Xela picking up the axe,

"**** you piggy's, no one is taking me from Fluttershy!"

Xela tries to run and kill them, but they were to quick on the trigger finger, they shot Xela and Fluttershy dead where they stood.

(Once again alternate happy ending)

The police walked in

"Halt in the name of the Law!"

At that moment, Xela ejaculated into Fluttershys rectum, which put their love for each other beyond earthy limits, a golden aura came from Fluttershys, now cum filled rectum, melting the policeman, and transcending Xela and herself into an alternate dimension.

"Welcome to the Land of My Little Pony Xela, here we can be together and never be bothered"

"Oh thank you so much Fluttershy, everything I could ever want has come true"

Xela now lives here, playing with all the Ponies, but only truly loving Fluttershy like the loyal man he is.

[XelaisPWN]

Ahahahaha xDD It's brilliant! I laughed so hard at "Stop in the name of the law!"

[MADEVIL]

Damn it Lurker, you are on a story writing roll

[Guthix]

the scary part is that i dreamed about 90% what he wrote

[Distict5-9]

God... These stories are amazing Lurker! XD

Now all you need is to find someone who's good at drawing and has a mind as sick as yours and you've got yourself an endless supply of hentai...

[Guthix]

God... These stories are amazing Lurker! XD

Now all you need is to find someone who's good at drawing and has a mind as sick as yours and you've got yourself an endless supply of hentai...

-_o im considering filling in my story, yet quality is the question

[RBRat3]

God... These stories are amazing Lurker! XD

Now all you need is to find someone who's good at drawing and has a mind as sick as yours and you've got yourself an endless supply of hentai...

Id put the tablet to work if I had an extended amount of free time...

[jinzo64]

i might give it a try i just need to read them.

[Guthix]

-_o im considering filling in my story, yet quality is the question

http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/6592/bloodvi.png (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/32/bloodvi.png/)

[jinzo64]

i'm not quite sure whats going on in that picture
but it's a nice peice a art

[Guthix]

i'm not quite sure whats going on in that picture
but it's a nice peice a art

ARE YOU ****ING ME? WHY DO ALWAYS PPL NOTICE MY QUICK DOODLES NOT THE REAL STUFF.
this is the ending [not the good part] when er...."I" am close to death and creating teto n ect
Flicking of switches, pressing of buttons, like Frankenstein creating his monster, Guthix was about to breed new life, Teto was to be born from the blended mush. The mush begins to form, into a Teto shaped creature, as this process is happening, Guts feels a strong pain throughout his body, what had been making him weaker, it was cancer riddling his body, and to top it off, he is having a heart attack at the moment that Teto was almost complete.

[jinzo64]

calm down im sure people notice your proper art.
to be honest i like doodles.

[Guthix]

sorry it just too ironic to pass away considering i need to clip my nails clean so i wouldnt chew on em when i draw ^^

[LurkerSubmarine]

The wraith of a million anus', surrounding earth from orbit, infected with extremely hot chili, release their anal potato's of lava, vaporising the earths surface leaving only but a small population of people in a world of potato. Why cruel Fetus God, why did you unleash this wraith upon us, we merely wanted to make sweet love with our oranges in piece, but you ruined it, YOU ****ING RUINED IT, now all our oranges are gone, gone forever.

But from the potato ashes, rose a hero of such magnitude, his testicals were made of oranges. His penis designed to split the ground, and inject orange seeds, to create new life in the god forsaken **** hole. So began his work, butt ****ing the earth, showing it who the boss was, him and his mighty orange tree planting balls!

The Fetus God did not approve of such a man to exist, so it gave birth from the waste land of potato's, a new warrior of potato, Potato Whore, rapist of oranges, her only purpose, to eat the testicals of the man with orange testes. She sets forth to accomplish this goal.

As those two set out to do whatever **** they are doing, around the world, innocent potato's are being violated, with penis', vagina's, and anus' alike, anything in a desperate attempt to get rid of the amount of them, but to no use, the power of these potato's exceeded all, it was no use, THEY KEEP COMING. But from this want to rid the world of the potato's everyone banded together, and created the Great Potato Devourer, which upon entering the realm of earth, began eating potato's as if they were ovaries.

Meanwhile somewhere in the world, Orange Testes Man, and Potato Whore meet, for a final showdown. Although, there was not much of a fight as Orange Testes Man was just ****ing the ground, when all of a sudden Potato Whore, she just started eating his Orange Testes. Little did they know, the Great Potato Devourer appeared behind them, and ate them up with the mound of potato's around them, just ruining their day. Stupid bastards should of looked both ways before getting down to business.

Upon eating them, it caused the Great Potato Devourer, to have a stomach ache, and from this stomach ache came the great flood of diarrhea, like a giant fermentation tank, it exploded vodka out of its arse, like a volcano, covering the world, and destroying the creature at the same time. The Fetus God was a peace with what happened to the world, and it had rest for 10 minutes.

After those 10 minutes it woke and it had grown, into a creature that it thought it should just be called God now, why? Why the **** not, it thought. It sent it millions of anus' to fart pure heat out of them, baking the vodka, into what we see the world as today. And this was the birth of everything that ever was, not the present, the present is some other retarded story, which will never exist.

[MADEVIL]

another plus story for the history books

[blades34AK]

HOLY DICK!!!! Killer Clowns from Outer Space (takes out an AK-47) Kukkukukukuk

Noooo!!!! Clown ripped my arm ooohhh!!!! BEN was right I have met with a terrible fate haven't I?

[jinzo64]

i think coming here was a bad idea
these stories are weird.

[MADEVIL]

there not weird, good entertainment

[Guthix]

well that last one made the least sence of em all ^^

[jinzo64]

weird isn't always a bad thing

i mean take me for example i'm weird in a good away

[Backmask]

i mean take me for example i'm weird in a good away

That's debatable.

[jinzo64]

i forgot i'd wrote that
but to be honest every statement is up for debate

[abyssion1337]

Untrue

[jinzo64]

it is true everyone state is up for debate
your statement just proved my point so
http://www.anivide.com/thumb/c344.jpg

[abyssion1337]

My statement didn't prove your point at all, now you're just being stupid.

[jinzo64]

thats debatable i think you are being stupid
so
http://www.anivide.com/thumb/c344.jpg

[abyssion1337]

http://i799.photobucket.com/albums/yy278/Trilobiteer/HaruhiWallpaper21.jpg

[jinzo64]

this one is better
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTXhvMkwPHj7uXE5aw6LkzzIYw506mce cp7OaToNLOxXRvHlTN0iQ

[thedarkmessenger]

/facepalm

[Antonio Black]

Big Haruhi face....

I should rant about how Mr. T doesn't really know what's good for the kids....but now I'm just distracted. Thanks abyssion...

[blades34AK]

http://i799.photobucket.com/albums/yy278/Trilobiteer/HaruhiWallpaper21.jpg

NOOOO!!!! Giant Haruhi face, I've seen enough horrors on the Portrait gallery from the Haunted Mansion, now here:eek:

[jinzo64]

haruhi's awsome but i think the smaller version i posted is cuter

[Guthix]

big version makes flaws visible

[jinzo64]

thats why the smaller version is better

[Evileel]

http://i.imgur.com/Ir5Qm.jpg

[abyssion1337]

Flaws? there aren't very many of them and once again you've missed the point, it's not about being 'cute'.

[Guthix]

youll have to do more then increasing the size to kick that face out of cute

[abyssion1337]

not sure if serious
http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2010/089/4/5/Mr__Krauser_II_by_Serrifth.jpg

[Guthix]

that works XD

[abyssion1337]

http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/374081_319475411415252_205344452828349_1213460_212 5029621_n.jpg

[jinzo64]

i'm been haing problems at work
i guess things seem worse when your tired
like i am now.
but yesterday i needed to remember what i'd done with the spare key for the fire work container coz it was due to go back to the place we were renting it from.
but for the live of me i couldn't remember and p###ed my manager of and he kinda hounded me for the rest of the day.
the thing is when i can't handle a problem i get stressed and i need a release sadly that release is normaly self harm which leads to depression.
p.s has any one got any real suggestions as to how i can cope with stress and not turn to self harm for releif?

[Guthix]

do what you enjoy doing

[Antonio Black]

i'm been haing problems at work
i guess things seem worse when your tired
like i am now.
but yesterday i needed to remember what i'd done with the spare key for the fire work container coz it was due to go back to the place we were renting it from.
but for the live of me i couldn't remember and p###ed my manager of and he kinda hounded me for the rest of the day.
the thing is when i can't handle a problem i get stressed and i need a release sadly that release is normaly self harm which leads to depression.
p.s has any one got any real suggestions as to how i can cope with stress and not turn to self harm for releif?

I can't offer much because objectively too much of a good thing can (and usually will) kill you. Coping with stress is difficult. As Guthix said, do what you enjoy doing. One thing I bet you'll enjoy is biscuits.
Cuz without busciuts you're just gonna be grizzlin' all night...

[jinzo64]

thanks for the advice.
it can be hard to do somthing i like doing when i'm stuck in work.
i'll just have try and find a better way not to let things get to me.

[blades34AK]

I guess the only thing I can complain about was yesterday I was slaving away editing one skit for 3 hours. Just one for the whole day, while I could have normally finish 2 or 4. But thats just my rant. :cool:

[Guthix]

thanks for the advice.
it can be hard to do somthing i like doing when i'm stuck in work.
i'll just have try and find a better way not to let things get to me.

well heres the trick, when you work you have to remember what you enjoyed doing, i dont know what is your particular job but if you can afford day dreaming its a solution

[abyssion1337]

In every life we have some trouble but when you worry you make it double.

[Evileel]

That's right, meow!http://www.gifs.net/Animation11/Creatures_and_Cartoons/Pokemon/Meow.gif

[jinzo64]

awsome
i had the exact same thought

on a more serious note to abyssion thanks for the advice

[Pink_Nipple]

Goddamit, I just got my old account working, came here just to say that, bye

[thedarkmessenger]

who are you again?

...JK, I think I know who you are xP Welcome back.

[Guthix]

is that you niple?

[jinzo64]

i want to rant but i nothing to ran about.

p.s welcome back nipple

[Guthix]

rants huh? my job sucks night shifts **** me up good.
hm... oblivion is starting to glitch-unfinishable quests,npc characters come so close to yer face you can see red veins in theyr eyeballs [and skull insides] and my current one a bare inside a rock which i used to get away from [it was like a jaws only on land]

[RBRat3]

thinking about becoming an OSU supporter again :/

[Evileel]

Congratulations Pink Nipple with your 2,500 th post.
http://i.imgur.com/F8E4e.jpg

[blades34AK]

Ranting lets see my job, well coping with it. Youtube? god sometimes I wonder if I'm talking to gamers or game nazis. FFXII, still need kill that damn Hell Wyrm. Project needs more editing. And whats up with every gamevideo I post a comment I want to try or like some random fanboy bitches at me, telling how this is better crap, ur a fag BS mostly on the RE vids. God its annoying.

[jinzo64]

my mate was knocking my efforts on persona 3 as i like level grinding and havn't done much of the social side of things.
should be moving on the 3rd section.

[LawRayLiet]

Just finished Fate/Zero.
I regret putting it off for so long. Well at least I wasn't left waiting for the next episode to come out.(I thought)
But oh no! They decided to cut it into to two seasons, so I have to wait anyways!
There's no resolution of any sort, it just leaves you hanging there.
But I guess coming in late isn't so bad since I only have to wait until April.(so I hear)

But wow, Fate.Zero was awesome.
I haven't watched Fate/Stay Night in a while, but right now I'm feeling Fate/Zero is many times better the Fate/Stay Night.
The Holy Grail War of Fate/Stay Night just seems like child play, every strategy, attack, planning and just the system to everything in general is much more complex, intelligent and detailed in Fate/Zero.
I can only speak for the anime of course though.
The time between now and the next season will at least give me time to play through Fate/Stay Nights VN at least.(I'm feeling more up to it now)

On a side note, my desire to buy a sword for no reason whatsoever, has only become stronger now.

[Backmask]

Yeah, Fate/ Zero is pretty awesome. Hell, it is the only good thing written by Gen Urabochi, and I use the term written loosely seeing as Nasu had to proof read the **** out of it.

Saber destroys the grail
Berserker is Lancelot

Servants:

Lancer kills himself.
Lancelot gets killed by Saber, who ends up mindbroken.
Rider is killed by Gilgamesh.
Assassin gets killed by Rider and his army.
Caster gets Excaliblasted.
Gilgamesh survives and Saber dies too.

Masters
Kayneth (Lancer's master) gets trolled by Kiritsugu. He's beheaded by Saber.
Uryuu (Caster) dies without giving a single ****.
Tokiomi (Gil) gets killed by Kotomine.
Kariya (Berserker) dies believing that he saved Sakura.
Kotomine survives.
And Waver (Rider) survives too.

Others
Aoi ends up ill on a wheelchair after getting strangled by Kariya
Maiya dies
Natalia is killed by Kiritsugu
Sheryl is killed by Noritaka
Kiritsugu kills his father

[LawRayLiet]

I'm guessing those were spoilers, I only read the first one.
What the **** is wrong with you?

Well http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7r216hStM1qabz2jo1_500.jpg, I was just caught by surprise is all.

[Arock]

yo back you know those spoiler tags, use them

[Backmask]

Yo, Arock, you know those Fate/ Zero light novels completed back in early 2011? Should have read them.

[LawRayLiet]

Any chance we could get [spoiler] added to the bbcode?
Seconding this.

Ask for spoiler tag bbcode.
Spoiler tag bbcode added.
Post spoilers.
Don't use spoiler tag.

hmm... hahaha.

[Luppi-tan]

Rant... Rant... Let's see... The people I'm forced to serve at my job are the most irritating, low class assholes in the entire goddamn world, and I hope that a vast majority of them die. Just tonight one guy tried to jack 140 dollars worth of groceries through self checkout, and then when he's caught, he put it all through the scanner and then says that he doesn't have enough money... But he does need to go back for milk... Which he then promptly drops on the floor, spilling a gallon of milk all over, splattering about 6 feet away. Then once we had cleaned everything up and voided the stuff that he couldn't pay for, we had to bring it over to a manned register, and check it out. Finally he left. Thank God for small bits of irony, though. He forgot his meat. Talk about ironic karma. I hope that was a decent rant. Thank you for reading.

[LawRayLiet]

Yeah, Fate/ Zero is pretty awesome. Hell, it is the only good thing written by Gen Urabochi, and I use the term written loosely seeing as Nasu had to proof read the **** out of it.

ha Yeah, I was looking through some of his written works.
Only thing I recognized was Black Lagoon.(which I've started watching recently)
At first I thought was strange to see guns in Fate/Zero.(since guns seemed non-existent in Fate/Stay Night)
But after finding out he wrote Black Lagoon, it's no surprise to see all the guns in Fate/Zero.

I just noticed, Puella Magi Madoka Magica is under his works of anime.
He was the first I'd seen to mix magical girls and guns.
I guess he likes to mix guns with whatever he can. XD

[Guthix]

Yeah, Fate/ Zero is pretty awesome. Hell, it is the only good thing written by Gen Urabochi, and I use the term written loosely seeing as Nasu had to proof read the **** out of it.


Berserker is Lancelot



http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l1wsx1R94S1qzmowao1_500.jpg

[Haar]

A rant thread, huh? Well, guess there's no better place to put this:

Why do people ask simple questions to people on forums and various other websites that can be answered simply by using Google? Seems as if any time I'm on a website of any sort, there will be at least one guy asking "who's (insert celebrity here)?" or "what's (insert anime here) about?" I mean, it's not really something that bothers me that bad, but it does get a bit tiresome at times.

tl;dr

My relatives ask me stupid questions on Facebook. (which I only visit like once a week, anyway.)

[jinzo64]

because we like asking questions about the things we don't know or understand.
also it's nice to talk.
some times asking questions even stupid ones can lead to intersting conversations.

[Haar]

I guess you have a point. I remember bringing up Mr. Hands one day and getting into a relatively long conversation about horse castration with a friend of mine.

[jinzo64]

thats an interesting jump of topics.
going from mr hands to horse castration.

was mr hands in one of the time splitters games?

[Haar]

No. Mr. Hands (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumclaw_horse_sex_case) was a guy who died after having sex with a horse.

[jinzo64]

he had sex with a horse thats just wrong on so many levels.

[Haar]

There's a video of it, if you're curious.

[thedarkmessenger]

I'm not D8

[jinzo64]

neither am i but thanks for pointing it out and letting me know it's there

[Haar]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqxvMU6XmbA

[jinzo64]

it's like 2 girls 1 cup all over again

[Haar]

I've seen much worse than that. Violence Jack, Swap.avi, 3 guys 1 hammer, et cetera.

[jinzo64]

i think the amv hell 0's and 2 girls 1 cup killed my sex drive.

[Haar]

Did you ever watch AMV.avi? In terms of vulgarity, it was essentially worse than AMV Hell 0. In terms of comedy, however...

[jinzo64]

no ihavn't heard of amv.avi and by the sounds of things i'm o.k with not seeing it.

[Haar]

AMV.avi (http://www.animemusicvideos.org/members/members_videoinfo.php?v=184984)was hilarious, in it's own sense. A few guys from this site helped make it.

[LawRayLiet]

Just finished watching Carnival Phantasm, was pretty funny.
I downloaded the whole set and watched them all including specials, then I saw one named Fate/Prototype.
I was expecting a comedy like the rest, but it turned out to be an awesome look into Kinoko Nasu's original setting for Fate/Stay Night. (Sabers a guy!)
Was awesome, I was looking around and didn't see any news for an upcoming full anime.
I don't even see a novel for it.

Sucks, hope to see an announcement soon, they can't just put all those teasers there and not give us something more.

[Backmask]

The novel was never published. Nasu just wrote it in highschool, then ditched it for a while until Type-Moon reached popularity within doujin circles. It won't be getting an anime, so... Besides, if any Type-Moon media needs an adaptation, it would be Angel Notes.

[Kaiju]

**** You Santorum: http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/ticket/santorum-renews-promise-root-obscene-pornography-163813068.html
Ain't NO WAY, you are taking my porn away from my you over zealous, right-wing dumbass!

[Guthix]

im living with mom again... dam high price of freedom

[jinzo64]

i had to work from 11.30 am to 8.00pm it just seemed like such along day
especcialy after yesterday.
i got to go and do trollies for an hour like the busiest hour and it was roasting.
also the customers keep walking in fromt of you or just stand in the way.

[LawRayLiet]

Just finished watching "Unlimited Blade Works" for the first time with a friend.
Damn, Archer and Shirou are badass. I might like this retelling better.
I actually enjoyed all the plot twist and solutions to seemingly hopeless situations.
My only problem is that it's all horribly rushed. I found myself pausing it occasionally to discuss what had just happened.
The sudden deaths seemed to much at times, should've been handled better, but I guess that's what you get when you're limited to 2 hours.
But the whole "Shirou = Hero" thing actually makes much more since now, before Shirou just seemed like an unreasonable idiot whos ideals would put everyone in horrible situations.
But now he's earned his merit to be considered a hero in my book.
Maybe I'm just in the moment, but I really enjoyed it.

On a side note, the new Fate/Zero episode was awesome as well.

[QUADChromatic]

My boss increased the hours for the day when only I'm working

[nipple]

Are you gonna do anything about it, or just *okay* it?

[Guthix]

sigh.... i dont even know why i watch this show anymore...
http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/6343/10042012076.jpg

[Haar]

sigh.... i dont even know why i watch this show anymore...

Naruto? (sort of hard to tell from the extreme closeup)

[jinzo64]

Yes I think it is naruto maybe Shippuden.

[Distict5-9]

sigh.... i dont even know why i watch this show anymore...
http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/6343/10042012076.jpg

While scrolling down, I accidentally saw this picture. Took me an entire afternoon to get the brown stain off my boxers...


Something that I'm generally annoyed about is the fact how ecchi, fanservice and pantsu shots (especially pantsu shots) are almost always used as filler (in the longer running and generally less ecchi shows) or the entire show revolves entirely around them (in any truly ecchi show you probably ever saw...)
Isn't there at least one show that, while having its fair quality of ecchi in it which isn't literally just thrown at you as something to keep the audience quiet, still manages to be in any way intelligent (not much hope there -_-) or somewhat interesting (at least, not only panty-wise)?

[glory of llama]

Well, although I ragged on it to spite guthix in the funny GIF thread, I think chobits actually did what you're asking. There was lots pantsu and other such shots, but I think it could be argued that the majority of those instances weren't filler or just fanservice for the sake of fanservice. The worst offending episode I can think of is probably the (obligatory?) Beach episode, which is just lots of swimsuit and very little plot.

[LawRayLiet]

I expected a long battle between Lancer and Saber this episode, but I liked how it turned out much better.
Kiritsugu is awesome, I wonder if we'll ever get any history behind Maiya though.
She seems to follow him blindly and I thought Irisviel did also, but I guess she was just sheltered from most of it.
I still don't understand the relationship between them all.
He has a child and also seems to have a relationship with Irisviel and yet he seems to be somewhat with Maiya as well.
Maybe his relationship with Maiya is just a means of manipulation, he's made clear he'll do whatever for the sake of his goal.
I like Kiritsugu, but he's ****ed up.

I got to hear the speech I've had on my desktop for years.
http://i.imgur.com/mXl5I.jpg

[Guthix]

what part of Kiritsugu makes him ****ed up?

[LawRayLiet]

what part of Kiritsugu makes him ****ed up?

Have you seen the most recent episode of Fate/Zero?
You always hear about his underhanded tactics, but you get to see them more clearly in this latest episode.

[Backmask]

I expected a long battle between Lancer and Saber this episode, but I liked how it turned out much better.
Kiritsugu is awesome, I wonder if we'll ever get any history behind Maiya though.
She seems to follow him blindly and I thought Irisviel did also, but I guess she was just sheltered from most of it.
I still don't understand the relationship between them all.
He has a child and also seems to have a relationship with Irisviel and yet he seems to be somewhat with Maiya as well.
Maybe his relationship with Maiya is just a means of manipulation, he's made clear he'll do whatever for the sake of his goal.
I like Kiritsugu, but he's ****ed up.

I got to hear the speech I've had on my desktop for years.
http://i.imgur.com/mXl5I.jpg

Maiya's more "sexual" interactions were never mentioned in the novels. At least, I don't remember them in the novels. As for her allegiance to Kiritsugu, she was kidnapped, turned into a soldier, raped, then the rape-child died at birth. Kiritsugu saved her, gave her the name "Hisau Maiya",then turned her into Kiritsugu 2.0. It's not so much as she "loves" him, rather, it's more like she is very dependent on Kiritsugu and his commands.

[Guthix]

Have you seen the most recent episode of Fate/Zero?
You always hear about his underhanded tactics, but you get to see them more clearly in this latest episode.

yes i have seen it,dont look ****ed up to me.

[LawRayLiet]

Maiya's more "sexual" interactions were never mentioned in the novels. At least, I don't remember them in the novels. As for her allegiance to Kiritsugu, she was kidnapped, turned into a soldier, raped, then the rape-child died at birth. Kiritsugu saved her, gave her the name "Hisau Maiya",then turned her into Kiritsugu 2.0. It's not so much as she "loves" him, rather, it's more like she is very dependent on Kiritsugu and his commands.

Damn... From what you've seen, has the anime stuck pretty close to the original, is there a lot of details left out?
I have the novel downloaded, I'm just considering if it's worth the read since I'm already watching the anime.

[Backmask]

Damn... From what you've seen, has the anime stuck pretty close to the original, is there a lot of details left out?
I have the novel downloaded, I'm just considering if it's worth the read.

The anime has been almost identical to the novel. In fact, the discrepancies between the anime and novel are the features added into the anime (Rin's adventure, Apocrypha Joan D' Arc cameo) as opposed to what has been left out.

[HeyHeyHeyStayOuttaMyShed]

So, this is a rant thread?

I hate when my fingernails break. It's one of the things in this world that pisses me off the most. I also hate my sometimes frequent heavy periods i used to have.

Lulzzzz

[LawRayLiet]

yes i have seen it,dont look ****ed up to me.

ha Well, I wouldn't expect someone who's into guro to think so.

Would you just look at this heartless bastard.
http://i.imgur.com/pi2W8.jpg

[Guthix]

ha Well, I wouldn't expect someone who's into guro to think so.

Would you just look at this heartless bastard.
http://i.imgur.com/pi2W8.jpg

regardless of my own taste the definition of ****ed up goes to almoust all the characters in that anime , people are killing each others for theyr own selfish needs [YES ****ING SELFISH, dont take that excuse crap] as far as im conserned kiritsugu is same as others no matter what "unjust" battle style he has.

[LawRayLiet]

regardless of my own taste the definition of ****ed up goes to almoust all the characters in that anime , people are killing each others for theyr own selfish needs [YES ****ING SELFISH, dont take that excuse crap] as far as im conserned kiritsugu is same as others no matter what "unjust" battle style he has.

Some believe, that even in battle, there's a code of honor and chivalry.
http://i.imgur.com/BEKLK.jpg

But I agree with what you said. In fact, that's pretty much what he was explaining in this episode.
Regardless, I understand both sides.

[jinzo64]

I decided to rant but once again have nothing of importance to rant about.

but I will complain about that the fact that nightwish and lacuna coil are doing european tours but saddly that doesn't include england.

[LawRayLiet]

I was looking for an Excalibur repica, because I figured there wouldn't be any good FSN replicas that are anything more than a toy.
So I was considering buying just a regular Excalibur replica.
The plus sides are it has a good length(45"), weight and it's not bad looking.
And the price is very cheap, yet it has good reviews all around. ($59.99)
http://i.imgur.com/qfqun.jpg

Later I realized there actually are some decent FSN sword replicas out there.
So I've begun searching for the best.
But the problem is the majority of them are midget swords in comparison with the original.
They look well enough, great price($59.99) with stainless steel and all, but I just can't get over the length. (25")
http://i.imgur.com/tAOdJ.png

I eventually found a pretty good looking replica that matches well in length and weight.
Bad thing is it cost around $600/w $150 shipping.... much more then I'm willing to spend.
http://i.imgur.com/tSsym.png

So I'm stuck with midget sword or the non-FSN replica...
I'm not sure why I want to buy a sword in the first place.
Maybe I should just buy a keychain.
http://i.imgur.com/q1bsS.jpg

I may just be a bit to into it right now, but I really want to hold this in my hands.
http://i.imgur.com/XUi2G.jpg

[Guthix]

buy an axe from a gardening store, it will calm down your craving to an extent.

[Distict5-9]

Why do companies bother making toilet paper smell good when it's going to end up our asses anyway? -_-

[abyssion1337]

No, you're right, I know I want something that smells bad in my bathroom <sarcasm>

[Guthix]

Why do companies bother making toilet paper smell good when it's going to end up our asses anyway? -_-

smell your fingers after you wipe you tard

[Haar]

Why do companies bother making toilet paper smell good when it's going to end up our asses anyway? -_-

For ****s and giggles, obviously.

[jinzo64]

Why do companies bother making toilet paper smell good when it's going to end up our asses anyway? -_-

Reason 1 to make the bathroom smell nice.

Reason 2 to hide the fact that your touching your own ass

reason 3 your girlfriend decides to let you do it to her up the chuff and it would smell nice

reason 4 they can.

[LawRayLiet]

I'll only seem to talk about FSN in this thread, as I'm admittedly a bit obsessed with it recently.

I tend to put things off, I've done so with FSN recently, but I decided yesterday I need to continue.
12 hours later and I was able to finish the Fate route. I made sure to get every ending through it all, so it took me a while.
Time seems to pass by ridiculously fast when I'm going through it.

Every situation, motive and thought was clearly explained, it's a world so easy to get immersed in.
This route seemed very beautiful to me, I don't imagine UBW or HF matching it in that regard.
http://i.imgur.com/ECLNg.jpg

I could go on about why I loved the Fate route, including the end, but I'm going to force myself to end this ramble here.

[Guthix]

how is that even a rant?

[jinzo64]

will quit complaning about every little thing.
also stop being such a smart ass.

[Guthix]

???

[jinzo64]

???

This is the worst rant in like ever.

[LurkerSubmarine]

...that dream clicked in my head, hairy women braiding each others pubic hair! This is what it was, I must find this!

I tell Ulfric, and we begin our search to make this happen. The Little Man somehow got word of what we were up to, and found out, that a whore house was down the road. We head of jolly like, in search of this place. Coming across it, it seemed like any other building at the port, we enter, it seems a bit posh, but when we are done with it, it will be a little less classy.

"Excuse me sir, we are after some specific services, can you help?"

"Yes, we have many a women that can do all sorts of tasks"

"Excellent, we are afte particularly hairy women, in the pubic area, enough hair that it will be braided"

"So you are after a dwarf then"

"A dorf will suit, but any pubic hair strong women will do, preferably more then one"

"Alright, I will sort it out, please head over into that room"

The person has done well, he has brought in a dorf and a gnome, in tight lacy clothing , quite the frock, some thigh highs, and it would appear they are hiding a bit more, underneath their clothing and boots. They being to slowly dance, rubbing against one another, gently rubbing each others, and then their own, sensitive parts, and alternating it a bit, keeping it fresh. Beginning to untie each others, quite lacy tops, there is a corset hidden underneath it, I start to become aroused...

After a minute, they have fully unlaced, and start pulling their own tops off, slightly raising their breast with the top, until it had past the peak, then they flopped down, sitting on top of the corsets, they move closer, and the dorf starts grinding her butt, into the gnomes nose, while the gnome unties the corset, while untying, some of the dorfs back hair pops out, I am starting to become erect at this point, the blood knows that path it must flow.

Completely untied, the corset just pops off, revealing, a slightly hairy back, and a bit of a beer gut, clearly made from the finest of ales. The dorf stops rubbing its arse in the gnomes nose, stretches her arms up, revealing a bush under her armpits, that could almost put mine to shame, does a twirl, and falls to the ground on her back. The gnome mounts her, sitting on the dorfs vagina with her vagina, and begins grinding back and fourth slowly, and sensually. The dorf beings to untie the gnomes corset, as she does so, I can see some small beads of glistening moist start to appear on both of their lace panties, and also some pubic hair that looks like it has been tucked in under the underwear seems to have started to seep out. My penis becoming more engorged.

The dorf finished untying the corset, it slides off, revealing the gnomes smooth little body, that looks as smooth as a babies arse, but smells like perfume, not vomit and ****. They both stand up, the frocks fall down, hiding away the glistening beads of vaginal moisture. They see Uflric and I's engorging members, and their cheeks go bright red, so they turn to each other grabbing each others nipples, start to twist them, then looks like they are about to rip them off form the intensity they being to twist them, so intense that a few tears begin to roll down their cheeks. Licking the tears of each others face, whilst still twisting nipples, the move their mouths closer and closer, at first massaging tongues, then closing the lips, with a little drool, dripping out now and then during their passionate kisses.

After several minutes, they let go of the nipples, and slowly fall to the ground, still kissing, sitting on their knees, and finally falling to their backs, flicking the dorf frock up just enough, to see the moist beads for a brief moment, my penis still has not achieved full erection, but it sure is on its way. They both sit up, and force opposite boots into each other vag, and unlace them, then alternate to the other feet and do the same. Having both fully unlaced boots, they kick them off and across the room. The gnome boot almost hitting my throbbing member, and the dorf boot almost hitting Ulfric in the nose, but just missing, but giving him a good smell of the boot.

Still in the sitting position, legs spread out, they both raise their right leg, and roll off their thigh high, revealing a lavish forest of hair all down the leg, they switch to the left leg, grabbing it by the toe this time, and pulling each others thigh high off, once again, revealing lavishly hair along their legs, once fully off, the dorf certainly did have hairy feet, it looked quite pleasing. Thinking to myself at the same time, probably a good thing they have strong perfumes on, otherwise their could be a rank smell in here, from all sorts of places on them, but hey, it might of just added to the atmosphere those natural smells.

They stand up, the gnome rips off the dorfs frock, leaving her in just lacy panties, with a row of hair poking out the top, the dorf then pushes the gnome over, and rips off her frock from behind, throwing it across the room, then sitting on her legs, and begins head butting her arse.

After a few moments the gnome kicks the dorf off, the both stand up looking at each other, then rip off each others panties, like a couple of beasts ripping into a small animal, throwing bits here and bits there, it was a brutal pantie removing, but they were still both standing, and in a jaw dropping, eye pooping sight, there pubic hair... it was so thick, and long, it almost seemed longer then my hair, and thicker then my beard, it was incredible, they must have some super pubic potion or something, it is leaving me gobsmacked at the ferocity of it.

They sit back down, pubic hair close to each other, my penis, throbbing out of my pants by itself, fully engorged at the sight, beautiful, my penis feels like it has had my entire strength forced into it, blue veins pooing out, like the ground about to erupt from a volcano being underneath it. Some small beads of moist vaginal juices, glisten and stroll down the long lengths of hair, then being braiding, fingering each other in the vag or anus, depending on which part of braiding they were doing, slowly braiding, and inserting their small fingers, deep inside at the same time, and speaking of time, the time to grab my scepter of flesh has come, grabbing it with all my strength, not even pushing the veins back in, I being to whip my dick back and fourth, ripping it up and down, with such force it fells like I am about to skin it.

As they braid, they get ever so more moist, the dry hair with a few glistening beads, is slowly turning into braids and clingy, wet hair. Oh ****, it is such a glorious sight, that ones eyes could barely absorb it all in. As they get further along the braiding process, the begin to inter-braid, braiding each others pubic hair into on another, in a big moist braid, the light glimmers off them so sweetly, like sparkling stars, or the sun reflecting in the ocean. As I skin my penis to this spectacular, it feels like my testes are moving up my shaft, this feeling, this sight, so damn amazing.

After 35 minutes, they have almost finished the braids, not long now. And they have done! braids, going between one another, the site so precious, they move in closer, and start scissoring, and moving back and fourth, slapping their, vaginal lips and beef curtains, together, in between the interment scissoring, red and clear juices, start to gather on the floor, one of them is ragging, the balls that I feel in my shaft are slowly moving up.

The braids almost look like teeth, as they move back and fourth, the vagina's, like cheeks, and they are eating up a small mouse, they begin to shack uncontrollably, they are having orgasms, drool, starts to form in their mouths and slowly seep out, down over their breasts. Slowly making its way, into the mouth of the clashing vagina's. Almost there, it is almost about to all mix...

And now, it has mixed, the balls of wadded juices in my shaft have reached my purple and red gland, throbbing as if it were going to split open and let the blood squirt out, then all of a sudden, at least a fist full of cum, explodes out of my penis, squirting all over the room, and the dorf and gnomes feet, I fall on to my back, after having the greatest wank of my life, the gnome and dorf, are tired also, and lack the energy to un-braid at this time, I notice in the corner of my eye, that Ulfric also seems to have a good wank as he has fallen to his back as well.

A knocking at the chamber doors...

The person who was a the front desk walks in,

"A companion of yours is looking for you two"

With a look of amazement on his face of the mess across the room.

He quickly turns around closes the door, and from outside the door, there it sounds like he is dry reaching whilst walking away.

Ulfric and I gather our composure, get up and leave, paying the man for our time on the way out.

[BladeGraffiti]

You sir are a literary genius! i must have this book!

[Evileel]

Um, is a summarize version of that gigantic lurker's post available?

[nipple]

Um, is a summarize version of that gigantic lurker's post available?

More like a TL;DR version

[jinzo64]

My rant about bleach the most recent arc.
I currently am not enjoying it due to these things
The Death of Sasakiba,kira and most recent byakuya kuchiki.
To me it seems that Tite Kudo is just simply ending bleach by simply killing of all the characters.

[bloodlover1987]

^^^

well that was one thing that bugged me about bleach was him not killing off any good guys but i see that changing and i don't think kira is dead tho

[Backmask]

My rant about bleach the most recent arc.
I currently am not enjoying it due to these things
The Death of Sasakiba,kira and most recent byakuya kuchiki.
To me it seems that Tite Kudo is just simply ending bleach by simply killing of all the characters.

I won't be surprised if Kubo decides to bring them back via some bull****. Of course, he could just be having a nervous breakdown due to Bleach's ending - similar to how he had a nervous breakdown when Zombie Powder got canceled .

[Guthix]

Um, is a summarize version of that gigantic lurker's post available?

public hair moisturizing in skyrim

[glory of llama]

Which is better, to be an animal or to be a robot? to live in fear, or to not care at all? the animal lives and grows, the robot is impervious and unchanging. The animal understands nothing but survival, the robot is already dead but can understand everything.

it's so hard to stay in the middle.

[Haar]

Which is better, to be an animal or to be a robot?

Robot. In my opinion, at least.

[SplitReality]

Which is better, to be an animal or to be a robot? to live in fear, or to not care at all? the animal lives and grows, the robot is impervious and unchanging. The animal understands nothing but survival, the robot is already dead but can understand everything.

it's so hard to stay in the middle.

Animal cyborg. (and/or android)

[Guthix]

Which is better, to be an animal or to be a robot? to live in fear, or to not care at all? the animal lives and grows, the robot is impervious and unchanging. The animal understands nothing but survival, the robot is already dead but can understand everything.

it's so hard to stay in the middle.

human

[HeyHeyHeyStayOuttaMyShed]

One thing that pisses me off is kids who think they're "mature" because they dress and act a certain way or their already wearing "make-up". Bull****, They should enjoy childhood while it lasts, some people take their childhood for granted...and they don't even realize it themselves. It's really sad lol

[jinzo64]

I miss certan bits of child hood then there so many things I can do as an adult that remind growing up at the right speed and acting your age is worth it.

[Luppi-tan]

My rant about bleach the most recent arc.
I currently am not enjoying it due to these things
The Death of Sasakiba,kira and most recent byakuya kuchiki.
To me it seems that Tite Kudo is just simply ending bleach by simply killing of all the characters.
I cannot help but agree with you there. However, if they kill Rukia, we're going to have a major problem.

[jinzo64]

I cannot help but agree with you there. However, if they kill Rukia, we're going to have a major problem.
I'm surprised that with recent events there hasn't already been noticable back lash.
it started with the death of sasakiba,then a thousand random soul reapers then 3 more vice captains i think the banaki of soifon,hitsugaya,komamora and byakuya were stolen.
byakuya has been killed,possably renji along with rukia - both unconfirmed.
zarakis about to fight the leader of the quincies and chapter 503 is still to be published.
I'm thinking tite might be worried about killing of possabley the best liked captain in bleach.
I hope he doesn't kill anymore captains or vice captains it would just be a sad way to end the franchise.
also when the heck are yamamoto and unahana going get there stupidly powerful asses in gear and start kicking quincy ass?

[Guthix]

I'm surprised that with recent events there hasn't already been noticable back lash.
it started with the death of sasakiba,then a thousand random soul reapers then 3 more vice captains i think the banaki of soifon,hitsugaya,komamora and byakuya were stolen.
byakuya has been killed,possably renji along with rukia - both unconfirmed.
zarakis about to fight the leader of the quincies and chapter 503 is still to be published.
I'm thinking tite might be worried about killing of possabley the best liked captain in bleach.
I hope he doesn't kill anymore captains or vice captains it would just be a sad way to end the franchise.
also when the heck are yamamoto and unahana going get there stupidly powerful asses in gear and start kicking quincy ass?

i actualy think killing em off is good, something new...er for them

[HeyHeyHeyStayOuttaMyShed]

I'm not trying to start ****, But this has been annoying me allot lately. EVERYWHERE I go, It doesn't matter where on the internet, There is ALWAYS, ALWAYS, ALWAYS Bronies. How in ****s sake can i get away from a god damn mother ****ing pony picture? It's a horrible plague...I get ****ing sick of looking at horses and pony faggots. Kewl, a person like MLP FIM? Alright, chill... What annoys me is someone SPAMMING the **** out of it, It's like their goal is to piss people off, and then when someone does say soemthing hateful their reply is usually
http://img.ponibooru.org/_images/8f0b7163b9e824c629b1d5aff03f51b4/1945%20-%20caption%20sonic_rainboom.jpg
Either that or they go on a rant themselves about how great the show is, and how it's for all ages. Well, here's how I see it, 30 something year old men watching a show targeting for little girls and becomes OBSESSED in the first place screams to me; ASPIE! (No offense to those who have autism, My brother has autism and DESPISES MLP FIM, but i kind of think most of the mlp fim fanbase is made up of stupid ass people with some kind of issue)

Sure, I spam the **** out of Slender Man, and i guess that doesn't make me any better than a god damn brony posting pony images, But the problem is, If someone told me my posts were annoying them, I would stop and keep my obsession to a minimum, You tell a brony that and they get all ****ing butt-hurt. I really hope one day that the brony fandom and the show itself dies and never resurfaces again, this whole god damn thing is just ridiculous. Especially on Youtube, It doesn't matter which god damn video your watching, a pony video will be in the related videos. My own message to all super crazy obsessed ponyfags out there; Go jump off a 100 story building and **** a horse.

Rant done D< lol

GOD DAMN IT
http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/119/3/b/3bbf1304051429f7293a6f50ff4705d4-d4xygw8.png
WHAT HAVE THEY DONE?! My god..what have they done to you Masky? why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why

This is what i mean, i look up something not related to ponies and guess what? PONIES! D<

Another edit:

This i will admit, It is a cute show, has cute characters and a decent plot and if i had kids i would gladly watch it with them. My problem is the fans who are like "OMFG RAINBOWDASH IS DA BEST PONY HERP DE DERP". I will admit, I have seen seasons 1-2, and it's a cute show! What ruined it for me was the fandom itself, and even now it wouldn't be something i'd obsess over. I do however really enjoy the Pony.mov's lol Those are hilarious..But yeah, i'm not hating against the show itself, I'm hating against the overly zealous, butt-hurt ponyfags. But i'll be honest and also admit, I'm a little sick of seeing ponies everywhere, which should be plainly obvious. lol D< And i think almost half the majority of the internet is sick of seeing it too

[Haar]

This is sort of like a concentrated version of the issue some people have with folks spamming anime stuff. Try going to deviantART without seeing at least one anime-esque image during your browsing. It'll be pretty difficult. Anyway, I guess we've just got to learn to live with it, for now. As for the thing about autism, I believe that fanboys of virtually anything have some form of autism to a certain degree. Now, I do think that the issue at hand is a bit more widespread, yes, but this isn't that different from what other fanboys do. I've seen people do the same with Clannad, Lucky Star, and Angel Beats.(et cetera, et cetera, you know where I'm going with this.) Whenever I tell people I didn't really like these shows, the fanboys will come out of the woodwork to tell me how wrong I am. They just do it in a slightly different manner of phrasing. It's all the same in the end. Fanboys gonna fanboy.