[AKALink]

"Never again" -My new testament professor after seeing a Shakira concert

[ijp92]

"Everybody is totally fed up with your condescending, self indulgent narrative style. They all want to go back to my slightly less condescending, slightly more self indulgent style."
—Andrew Hussie, to Doc Scratch

[MADEVIL]

"Blithering Thunder****"

[GiftedMonster]

A personal favorite of mine.

"We will not capitulate - no, never! We may be destroyed, but if we are, we shall drag a world with us - a world in flames."
- Adolf Hitler

[ijp92]

"So a seemingly insignificant item from the beginning of the story is suddenly and literally RAGE'd into existence by a bloodthirsty purple alien juggalo, and the very same item connects randomly and equally insignificant-looking events to explain the cause of pretty much every bad thing in the story.
And it was all Betty Crocker's doing, because she tweeted an ICP video to a time traveling hipster wannabe on a site called Delirious Biznasty. In the past. Also, she's an alien too.
For those keeping score at home, this made things less confusing.
Welcome to Homestuck."
—Originally posted by thegreenspark on MSPA Forum (8/6/11)

[Kaiju]

"**** Homestuck"
-Me

[Haar]

"Recording your screen with a camera is the Let's Play equivalent of leaving fansubs in your AMV"
-HaarTheDragonlord

"AMV Hell stopped being special when people thought that setting Family Guy to any given anime automatically made them funny"
-HaarTheDragonlord

[Kaiju]

"Imagine one of the worst wars in human history, where tens of thousands of soldiers died on each side, millions of innocent people were murdered, some of the most catastrophic weapons of mass destruction ever conceived were fired for the first time killing thousands more... now, imagine that seventy or so years later some dumb**** decided it would be a good idea to **** all over the sacrifices made during that even by making each side in this war a Anthropomorphized Bishie, turn the grueling setting into a homosexual laden yaoi-fest, and completely disregard all history between these nations so that thirteen year olds can write ****ty slash fan-fiction... that, is the pile of the maggot infested bile known as Hetalia."

[ijp92]

^ good quote. whenever my sister or her friends try to defend it I just mention how they turned Normandy into a beach party.

When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.
--God Entity, Futurama

[AKALink]

"Making an abridged series without minding you 'p's' and 'b's' is the equivalent to Recording your screen with a camera in a Let's Play or leaving fansubs in your AMV"
-AKALink

[Luppi-tan]

It's just that I'm so agitated, because this blonde little **** strolled into my room, destroyed my 70" Plama TV, and is trying to impress me like I'm his alcoholic father... (Alucard from Hellsing Ultimate Abridged)

[Haar]

"Making an abridged series without minding you 'p's' and 'b's' is the equivalent to Recording your screen with a camera in a Let's Play or leaving fansubs in your AMV"
-AKALink
'p's' and 'b's'? I don't think I'm familiar with those terms.

[AKALink]

'p's' and 'b's'? I don't think I'm familiar with those terms.
Those are the explosive consonants that blow air into the mic.

[Haar]

Those are the explosive consonants that blow air into the mic.

I don't see how I forgot that. Yeah, those are pretty annoying. It's sometimes even worse (and sort of funny) in Let's Plays (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dk_emtv-bFg#t=3m25), though.

[NodMan]

Today, I had to collect my daughter from the hospital. Her boyfriend was even more upset than she was, because his iPhone's screen was damaged beyond repair when the doctor pulled it out of my daughter's vagina. FML

Soooo much win!

[Kaiju]

"If the road to hell is paved in gold and good intentions...then is the road to heaven paved in **** and bad intentions?"

[Dancer]

''You fear that which you cannot control. But can you control your fear?''

[zemoo]

Mom, If you were in a German scheisse video you'd tell me right? - Eric Cartman

[Guthix]

driving is like your body, theres always a dick in front of you and a asshole behind you - Madevil

[hosokawa37]

I'm a Japanese girl. I don't own pants. -Kirino, Ore no Imouto Abridged One-shot

[Kaiju]

"EX --- CALIBAAAAAAA!"
-Saber, Fate/Stay Night

[ijp92]

Master: Me order! Me Master! Me run Bartertown!
Max: Sure, that's why you live in ****!
Master: Not ****! Energy!
Max: Call it what you like. It still smells like **** to me!
--Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome

[!Je$u$!]

"I will lie-in bricks of the end of the ambush" - Icon of Sin (Doom 2 Final Boss)

[LawRayLiet]

http://i.imgur.com/cono8.jpg

[ijp92]

A person who won't read has no advantage over one who can't read.
Mark Twain

[!Je$u$!]

"When you get to hell, tell them I sent you. You will get a group discount." - Caleb, Blood 2 The Chosen

[thedarkmessenger]

"When you get to hell, tell them I sent you. You will get a group discount." - Caleb, Blood 2 The Chosen

group discount on what? :P

[!Je$u$!]

group discount on what? :P

On all the enemys hes killed and sent to hell already :p you have to have played blood 2 to truely understand lol

[jinzo64]

Pikachu,Pika pika pikachu PIKACHU

[!Je$u$!]

"In 1993, we fully expect to be the number one cause of decreased productivity in businesses around the world."
Doom press release by id Software (1993)

[ijp92]

Kodos: Smooth move, Space Lax. You've destroyed the totality of existence!
Kang: It'll be fine. I'll just leave a note.''
—The Simpsons, "Treehouse of Horror XVI"

[!Je$u$!]

"I'm the grim reaper, Lardass, and you're my next customer." (Manny Calavera, Grim Fandango)

[ijp92]

They were the observers of the operation of the universe, its clerks, its auditors. They saw to it that things spun and rocks fell.
And they believed that for a thing to exist it had to have a position in time and space. Humanity had arrived as a nasty shock. Humanity practically was things that didn't have a position in time and space, such as imagination, pity, hope, history and belief. Take those away and all you had was an ape that fell out of trees a lot.
[p. 10, The Thief of Time]

[!Je$u$!]

You're an inspiration for birth control. - Duke Nukem

[LawRayLiet]

“This soldier, I realized, must have had friends at home and in his regiment; yet he lay there deserted by all except his dog. I looked on, unmoved, at battles which decided the future of nations. Tearless, I had given orders which brought death to thousands. Yet here I was stirred, profoundly stirred, stirred to tears. And by what? By the grief of one dog." -Napoleon Bonaparte

[Zuiichi]

Random guy: why do you call yourself the king of games? That's just asking for trouble
Me: I made it a point to play and beat any and every game I can, I don't see anyone who really diversified like I have
Random guy: people will always try beating you mo matter what, you can't take on the world
Friend: well if there was someone in the world who probably could, I'd say it was Ronnie (my nickname) I've seen him pull off enough impossible things to believe him
Me: :D

[ijp92]

Yes, yes, I know the procedure for armed robbery. I do work in a convenience store, you know.
-- Apu

[1-13R3T1K]

''Friends are like potatoes.If you eat them, they die.'' - some guy

[zemoo]

"I am the ultimate evil, complete with hot and cold running water" -Apocalymon

[Arock]

"I'm gonna **** a spaceship today." - SplitReality

[ijp92]

This is the greatest case of false advertising I’ve seen since I sued the movie “The Never Ending Story.”
-- Lionel Hutz

[Haar]

"Wow, this is boring and incredibly overrated. Why people praise it so much is beyond me. What are you folks smoking?"

--HaarTheDragonlord on pretty much any popular movie, TV show, anime, video game, or book.

[Arock]

My phone is sticky - RBRat3 (Pudpuller)

[ijp92]

"Don't worry, it'll start making sense soon... Well, that's not really true, but it keeps getting better and better and better"
—[adult swim] pre-commercial text

[rebelninja18]

here's something I just made:

http://img853.imageshack.us/img853/7029/thoughtmccall.jpg

the image is provided by this url: http://wallpaperbase.info/wallpaper/One-Piece-5/

[Tirdaelyn]

"Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much." ~ Oscar Wilde

Something about that one just makes me smile. I guess it's the idea of annoying someone I can't stand. :)

[Zuiichi]

keep your friend close, and their loli's, even closer -me

[Tirdaelyn]

"Son, you got a panty on your head." ~ Raising Arizona (Old dude in truck)

[hosokawa37]

"You're supposed to support me no matter what's in my pants!" - Ray, Everybody Loves Raymond

[Tirdaelyn]

"If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either" ~ Dick Cavett

[Kaiju]

"In Bondage Royale there is no way to spite Kaiju." - SplitReality

[zemoo]

"Pizza and heroin? Lets do this!" - some guy at my schools dining commons

"...or better yet, you tie them to a tree and beat the **** out of them with a spatula covered in Vagisil." -some other guy

[Haar]

"Bumping mediocre old threads is better than making crappy new ones." - Me.

"You pretentious douches with the minute long production marks before your vids? You are not Steven Spielberg, George Lucas, or Peter Jackson. You are not making Citizen Kane. You're a nerd splicing clips from Japanese cartoons to ****ty nu metal songs. Adjust your ego accordingly, kthx." - Some dude on some blog (http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_rant/120971.html?thread=3487371), talking about AMVs.

[jinzo64]

from azumanga manga page 202 osaka talking to Sakaki

Ah Have to say your boobs - Very Nice

[Luppi-tan]

A complete monster... That is not something I want to become. Number Seven (Psyren)

[Distict5-9]

Well done, Japan. We must firmly establish that every war in history was fought entirely by teenage girls - Anonymous

[Shuiia]

General ideas are no proof of the strength, but rather of the insufficiency of the human intellect.
~Alexis-Charles-Henri Clérel de Tocqueville

[Haar]

"Finally. A place to ramble about my biased views." - Haar upon discovering this thread.

"Unwarranted complacency is the cancer killing creativity and innovation on the internet. Of course, me sitting here talking about it instead of doing something isn't much more helpful." - The same guy

[ijp92]

Though much is taken, much abides; and though
We are not now that strength which in old days
Moved earth and heaven; that which we are, we are;
One equal temper of heroic hearts,
Made weak by time and fate, but strong in will
To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield.
—M, quoting from Lord Tennyson

[Luppi-tan]

It is the quality of ones convictions that determines success, not the number of followers: Remus Lupin

[ThatsNotMyName_studio]

12/07/2012 15:05

<haarthedragonlord> (http://www.amvhell.com/member.php?u=10271)

i wasn't born with enough middle fingers

[Haar]

^I was hoping to have two more, along with an extra set of arms.

[Distict5-9]

You want to take a piss? Other games pussy out and let you pause to go take a piss.
Dark Souls makes you EARN THAT GODDAMNED PISS. You have to kill EVERYTHING AROUND YOU so that you can rightfully get up and take that ****ing piss. LIKE A MAN. (or a very masculine woman, if you're a girl). So stop whining, cut down those monsters, and EARN your right to a bathroom break.
Bitch
- Youtube commenter #19385333

[zemoo]

Zombie sex dreams are the best - Travis Woo

[Luppi-tan]

Vampire sex dreams are better- Me

[1-13R3T1K]

horny teen sex dreams about the people we will never have are the best - whats left of the normal people

[Luppi-tan]

Come on, Demigod!! What's the matter!? Just grow back your legs, summon up your demons! Hit me! Fight me! Give me a hug!!!- Alucard: Hellsing Ultimate Abridged, Episode 2

[Tirdaelyn]

"There is nothing more deceptive than an obvious fact." ~ Sherlock Holmes

[Luppi-tan]

The nightwalker, who glides through oceans of blood! Beyond human! A monster whose power radiates with a darkness that casts a shadow on darkness itself...
Oh, you dirty bitch, work the shaft!!: Luke Valentine and Alucard, Hellsing Ultimate Abridged

[thedarkmessenger]

actual tweet from a fan during the Superbowl: I have to say this: was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?



LEARN YOUR HISTORY, PEOPLE!!!

[zemoo]

"Quit throwing Kit-Kats at my dick!" -me

[ThatsNotMyName_studio]

Not really quotes, but some random things that we here have coined...

Kidventory: Checking to see where your children are at the moment.

Cat-Induced-Narcolepsy (CIN): Alternately, Feline-Induced-Narcolepsy(FIN) When a lazy cat sleeps in your lap,
causing you to doze off. (Rather common around here).

Vegas-Induced-Insomnia (VIN): (Also rather common around here)

[hero0901]

Nothing is Perfect until I fit Perfect - Sybil

con los terroristas... tipico de estados unidos... - Harlem Shake

[Distict5-9]

And then there was the matter of time. Einstein and Oppenheimer, the Theory of Relativity and the conundrum of Big balls in your face; it was all a continuum, like one, long, winding turd snaking it's way through the Universe. And like a turd, the smell was not to be forgotten...- Whoever did the "A time to screw" trolldub... (Fairly NSFW)
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tR9vnrlsQ3c)

[Haar]

http://i.imgur.com/ok88Vth.png

And here I was thinking that I had the most over the top ways of saying that.

[Evileel]

"Ponies are for little girls" - Discord's last words from SWAG.MOV

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WABYlVU-Ts

[hero0901]

if you dont stand for something
youll fall for EVERYTHING

~Sucker Punch~

[zemoo]

A Limo with a bathroom? That's a bus.
-some kid I work with

[BakaLyte39K]

"That's what you get for treating your customers like people."
Overhead between two waitresses at Denny's. I didn't hear the rest of the conversation, or what sparked that comment in particular...

[Distict5-9]

"You know, some people believe that yawning (even reading about it) is contagious mostly because humans are naturally sympathetic creatures.
Yawn and the whole world yawns with you..."

- Anonymous

[Kaiju]

"sometimes the men look better than the women... wait"- haar

[LawRayLiet]

"I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake."

[Arock]

"I don't have to make it fit, I just have to make it want me" - Splitreality

[Kaiju]

"I am a bay full of pirates
Because I'm black
and I mean that in the gayest possible way."
-Haar

[izumiyagami]

"Being bisexual has it's perks. It means you're twice as likely to have a date Friday night"
-I forget

[Guthix]

"I am a bay full of pirates
Because I'm black
and I mean that in the gayest possible way."
-Haar

i dont get it

[Haar]

i dont get it

It's just Kaiju being Kaiju, thus misquoting me.
http://i.imgur.com/pMZXkSy.png

[Kaiju]

"I'll never stop deepthoating you, Kaiju "
- Haar.

[SuperLoliSentai]

"I'll never stop deepthoating you, Kaiju "
- Haar.

Looks like I missed a fun Skype call

[Kaiju]

Looks like I missed a fun Skype call

This was in chat. As in, five minutes ago.

[Haar]

And once, again, I must offer context...
http://i.imgur.com/xtyKdEb.png

[Kaiju]

"Kaiju, quit putting stuff in my mouth..."

-Haar.

[Kaiju]

"There is no Closet"
Haar.

[Kaiju]

"sometimes a man gets very lonely. And sometimes he sticks a transexual's penis in his mouth- wait you are going to quote this aren't you?!"
-Haar

[Guthix]

"sometimes a man gets very lonely. And sometimes he sticks a transexual's penis in his mouth- wait you are going to quote this aren't you?!"
-Haar

the irony of it all haar has said something in a similar fashion which would make a valid quote, yet you missed it.

[Haar]

the irony of it all haar has said something in a similar fashion which would make a valid quote, yet you missed it.

Did I say something like "A man must not limit his options" ?

[glory of llama]

http://i44.tinypic.com/ht8y8k.jpg

[Distict5-9]

Way too many Velociraptors around there nowadays. If you'd stuck to a llama you would have probably been getting more ass than a toilet right now...

http://i1099.photobucket.com/albums/g399/Pants-Man/5d9260bc8e9b0614403f2d1377722729.png

[Ultima]

Ay where all da white women at?! -Black guy

[Kaiju]

http://i.imgur.com/ioevVaL.png
"Would they Also Penises?"

[Guthix]

http://i.imgur.com/ioevVaL.png
"Would they Also Penises?"

nope, was in one of the conversations with me

[Haar]

nope, was in one of the conversations with me

You mean that thing where you tried to convince me that you were a girl?

[Guthix]

if that was the time you wanted to show you had something special about you, then yes

[SuperLoliSentai]

http://i.imgur.com/zThRKIs.jpg

[Kaiju]

"Its Okay, you can judge me because its funny."
-Haar

[thedarkmessenger]

"User: DON'T JUDGE ME!!!

Cleverbot: I'm not.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: Good? What, are you a misogynist?

User: Depends. What's a 'misogynist'?

Cleverbot: One who hates women.

User: What's it called when you hate men too?

Cleverbot: It's called 'Creative Writing'."



Don't know why, but this made me LOL

[Kaiju]

"My mind's too obsessed with dicks to think about god at this moment."
-Haar

[SuperLoliSentai]

"Why is horse sex so funny?"
-Haar

[urahara1001]

Not actually from today, but a recent favorite from work:

Me: I'm sorry sir, but this is not the company you are trying to reach; you must have misdialed.
Guy on Phone: WHY?!
Me: ... Because you pressed the wrong numbers.
GoP: *click*

I still don't know what the **** he expected me to say.

[Thetruecrow]

Speaking of work:


[12:38:50 PM] 1: Server 1 loggins down
[12:39:18 PM] 2: Server 2 login down
[12:41:06 PM] 3(OP): Please check again and describe it, we can connect it from various country without an issue
[12:42:31 PM] 1: stuck on Authenticating for Server 3
[12:42:36 PM] 4: ^
[12:42:44 PM] 2: ^ Server 2
[12:42:51 PM] 1: couple of guys from different countries confirm
[12:42:59 PM] 3: I see, I think I know from where the problem might be brb
[12:43:07 PM] 5: I just got in fine
[12:43:21 PM] Me(OP): Authenticating...
[12:43:23 PM] 5: to Server 3 specifically
[12:43:28 PM] 1: seems its not the same for everyone
[12:43:28 PM] 5: havnt tried server 2
[12:43:39 PM] Me(OP): Authenticating...
[12:44:14 PM] 6: authenticating
[12:44:27 PM] 7(OP): The cheese on my frozen costco pizza is not authentic.

[mattroks101]

11/14/2013 18:51 <urahara1001> Think of it as life giving you anal.


Soothing words of calm.

[urahara1001]

Soothing words of calm.

Glad I could be of some comfort.

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130505202239/vampirediaries/images/a/ad/Bow.gif

[Chaos+]

[10:58:26] Haar: We have a new kid in my therapy group that draws troll faces on the blackboard

[update] + [revised]

[21:50:54] Haar: Yeah, I was jogging last week, tripped, and my ankle was swollen to a ridiculous size
[21:51:07] Haar: But I still limped to therapy to see that kid draw trollfaces

[updated update]

[21:52:19] Haar: He also was bragging about learning how to use swords. I **** you not

[redeadlink]

"Sarah is obviously blazing it and tried to video chat with me. It was scurry." - Ultima

[Ultima]

^ You mother****er!

[redeadlink]

oh come on. that was totally quotable.

Haar: "How is the concept of a war between humans and elves over contested lands through the use of complex military tactics not interesting for an anime?"

[Haar]

You better watch that show tonight, redead.

[Ultima]

"If you pull your pants down, will I find a penis?"-haar
D-does haar ask everyone this?

[Haar]

D-does haar ask everyone this?
Only the convincingly girly ones.

[ijp92]

You better watch that show tonight, redead.
what show is this?
it sounds interesting.

how we ended many a sentence in a Pathfinder campaign two years ago:
"...in a non-sexual way".

[Haar]

what show is this?
it sounds interesting.

It's called Kuroinu: Kedakaki Seijo wa Hakudaku ni Somaru. It's being released as an ova, so the wait between episodes is hella long. After watching the first episode, redead reacted as I imagined he would.

http://i.imgur.com/wQtJZVG.png

[redeadlink]

"I can totally see redead having an oedipus complex. He seems like the sick type of individal I usually find on the internet. " - haar

[Distict5-9]

It's called Kuroinu: Kedakaki Seijo wa Hakudaku ni Somaru. It's being released as an ova, so the wait between episodes is hella long. After watching the first episode, redead reacted as I imagined he would.


You mean they are actually still releasing it? I thought it just stopped at the second one...

[Haar]

You mean they are actually still releasing it? I thought it just stopped at the second one...
I checked the official site. The third volume will be released on the 29th of this month and the fourth shall be released on the 31st of January. I sure hope they're making those Korean sweatshop children draw the most mind-blowing **** imaginable if they're taking this long to release episodes.

[SuperLoliSentai]

Sorry Haar...
http://i.imgur.com/jipMtyw.png
http://i.imgur.com/PI9cEwC.jpg

[Haar]

You left out the part about me putting on a frilly dress and singing Skies of Love.

[redeadlink]

"He's too busy procrasturbating." - Haar.

[Kaiju]

"Here’s the thing: we should sell methamphetamine. Hear me out here: Walter White was played by Bryan Cranston. Bryan Cranston played Hal in Malcolm in the Middle. HAL was a naughty computer. The terminators were also naughty computers. Christian Bale was in the terminator. Christian Bale was in Batman. Batman was in Batman. Batman.

That was a joke. Here’s really why we are MORALLY obligated to sell meth: Meth for our society is generally considered a benchmark for people who’ve fallen on the wrong path. Without it as a standard for troubled individuals we’d have to raise our overall expectations of quality of life for humanity. Which means people’s expectations for standard of living would be exponentially higher which would make it harder for us as a society to maintain the fragile equilibrium of the market demands for luxury goods. With so many changes in the market it would inevitably crash, causing a terrible crime ridden economically poor state the likes of which would hurt the areas most populated with people. However the relatively cheap means to produce a drug to temporarily alleviate the problems plaguing people would eventually turn people to once again producing meth. Now the problem has returned and crime is up. While many people have felt the economic downturn’s effects a few will still maintain their wealth and begin tailoring businesses to catering to the new consumer base. The disparity between the wealthy and the poor will continue to grow until one day a man will shoot Bruce Wayne’s parents. Batman."
-Purpleeyeswtf on Meth

[Distict5-9]

http://0-media-cdn.foolz.us/ffuuka/board/a/image/1362/60/1362608079041.png

[Nakuya]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-RWQHi97WBc8/UnPbuhS_33I/AAAAAAAAfXk/G-0gAeNoEbs/s1600/sailerabout.jpg

[SuperLoliSentai]

http://i.imgur.com/dQdwpY8.png

[Guthix]

...

[Jedew]

Hard work never killed anyone, but why take the chance?

[LawRayLiet]

You desire and do not have, so you murder.
You covet and cannot obtain, so you fight and quarrel.
You do not have, because you do not ask.
You ask and do not receive, because you ask wrongly, to spend it on your passions.

[SplitReality]

"She's practically sucking his dick but he still thinks he has his pants on." - Arock

[Kaiju]

12/23/2013 22:59 <Guthix> .......................
12/23/2013 22:58 <Haar> Haar and Haar's penis usually review wildly different shows and have wildly differing opinions on shows, but I like most of what they review for one reason or another.

[Arock]

"I can't work with this, it gets me soft." Splitreality

[bawgawd]

Yeah his quotes are done to death but...

The difference between a successful person and others is not a lack of strength, not a lack of knowledge, but rather a lack of will.
-Vince Lombardi

[CitizenRoman]

02/08/2014 18:05 <Haar> You're telling me France has a low crime rate because they're all too scared to fight?

[Chaos+]

Me: "If she was real she'd kick your ass"
Haar: "Yeah that's the best part"

[izumiyagami]

can we rename this thread to "**** haar says"?

[urahara1001]

can we rename this thread to "**** haar says"?

I'm pretty sure that's just basically the chatbox archive.

[Kaiju]

Yeah, the CHatbox Archive is the "**** Haar says" thread.

[Arock]

"Now, Now... No need to start a war. Ass is fine, Porn is fine, But you're failing to understand the absolute freedom hentai can provide such as camera angles where no camera has gone before. Not to mention the imagination where anything can happen like a tentacle octopus monsters that look like Samuel L Jackson plowing the living **** out of some dainty chick like stuffing a turkey on thanksgiving eve. It takes two to make a porn but it takes a large skilled team to make a hentai " RBRat3 (Pudpuller)

[SuperLoliSentai]

"Now, Now... No need to start a war. Ass is fine, Porn is fine, But you're failing to understand the absolute freedom hentai can provide such as camera angles where no camera has gone before. Not to mention the imagination where anything can happen like a tentacle octopus monsters that look like Samuel L Jackson plowing the living **** out of some dainty chick like stuffing a turkey on thanksgiving eve. It takes two to make a porn but it takes a large skilled team to make a hentai " RBRat3 (Pudpuller)

Um it takes more than two people to make porn or at least non ****ty amateur pov porn

[Kaiju]

Something I found when browsing the quality of General Ivan's tumblr:
""
Anonymous asked: Who's users are more stupid 4chan or tumblr(not that all users of 4chan and tumblr are dumb)

Honestly? Tumblr.

A lot of the people on 4chan will act like unapologetic assholes, but at least they’re not self-righteous about it. And, if shown legitimate proof of something, (based on what I’ve seen) they’ll usually accept it, whereas Tumblr prefers to pass around bogus statistics, and cling to emotional pleas, rather than logic.

4chan often behaves like idiots, but they’re aware that they’re behaving like idiots. That’s the whole point. People go there to be anonymous assholes on purpose. Meanwhile, Tumblr is filled with bullies and rejects that think they’re doing the world a goddamn favor by acting like snide, entitled little **** mongers.

4chan will call you a “faggot” regardless of gender identity, which appears to be generally understood to the point where no one even gives a **** anymore.

Tumblr becomes irrationally outraged when you somehow don’t already magically know the “preferred pronouns” of someone you hadn’t even heard of before, even when these “pronouns” are complete crocks of **** like “bunself”, or “princesself”. They then become indignant if you don’t fall to your knees and cater to every last one of their demented little demands, and treat them like the extra special little snowflake that they think they are.

4chan fields obvious inflammatory comments with relative ease, simply by dismissing them as stupid, humoring them for a laugh, or ignoring them from the start. When vitriol does happen, at least it’s mostly reserved to two morons having a witless tennis match of words while everyone else goads them on for the sake of entertainment.

Tumblr takes every goddamn thing as though it’s deadly ****ing serious, to the point where people are afraid to voice their opinions on their favorite cookies, lest it somehow “offends” someone.

4chan will bust your nuts until you can prove a claim you’ve made.

Tumblr will gladly make viral the “news” that the sky has suddenly turned neon green, and is raining Nickelodeon Gak - if there’s enough of an emotional, impassioned plea to do so. Especially if they claim their “child” or “younger sibling” saw (and was upset by) this “incident”.

If you like something, and express it, 4chan will tell you it’s terrible just to piss you off.

Do this on Tumblr, and someone will claim you’re “oppressing them” simply because they don’t happen to like it. Then, through emotional manipulation, they try to spread the mindset that you’re somehow “scum” just for enjoying something that they don’t.

While I wouldn’t recommend it as a place to go to “have fun”, 4chan has actually become more welcoming than tumblr at this point.

And that’s just ****ing sad."""

[Guthix]

Something I found when browsing the quality of General Ivan's tumblr:
""
Anonymous asked: Who's users are more stupid 4chan or tumblr(not that all users of 4chan and tumblr are dumb)

Honestly? Tumblr.

A lot of the people on 4chan will act like unapologetic assholes, but at least they’re not self-righteous about it. And, if shown legitimate proof of something, (based on what I’ve seen) they’ll usually accept it, whereas Tumblr prefers to pass around bogus statistics, and cling to emotional pleas, rather than logic.

4chan often behaves like idiots, but they’re aware that they’re behaving like idiots. That’s the whole point. People go there to be anonymous assholes on purpose. Meanwhile, Tumblr is filled with bullies and rejects that think they’re doing the world a goddamn favor by acting like snide, entitled little **** mongers.

4chan will call you a “faggot” regardless of gender identity, which appears to be generally understood to the point where no one even gives a **** anymore.

Tumblr becomes irrationally outraged when you somehow don’t already magically know the “preferred pronouns” of someone you hadn’t even heard of before, even when these “pronouns” are complete crocks of **** like “bunself”, or “princesself”. They then become indignant if you don’t fall to your knees and cater to every last one of their demented little demands, and treat them like the extra special little snowflake that they think they are.

4chan fields obvious inflammatory comments with relative ease, simply by dismissing them as stupid, humoring them for a laugh, or ignoring them from the start. When vitriol does happen, at least it’s mostly reserved to two morons having a witless tennis match of words while everyone else goads them on for the sake of entertainment.

Tumblr takes every goddamn thing as though it’s deadly ****ing serious, to the point where people are afraid to voice their opinions on their favorite cookies, lest it somehow “offends” someone.

4chan will bust your nuts until you can prove a claim you’ve made.

Tumblr will gladly make viral the “news” that the sky has suddenly turned neon green, and is raining Nickelodeon Gak - if there’s enough of an emotional, impassioned plea to do so. Especially if they claim their “child” or “younger sibling” saw (and was upset by) this “incident”.

If you like something, and express it, 4chan will tell you it’s terrible just to piss you off.

Do this on Tumblr, and someone will claim you’re “oppressing them” simply because they don’t happen to like it. Then, through emotional manipulation, they try to spread the mindset that you’re somehow “scum” just for enjoying something that they don’t.

While I wouldn’t recommend it as a place to go to “have fun”, 4chan has actually become more welcoming than tumblr at this point.

And that’s just ****ing sad."""

an amusing read

[Distict5-9]

"I actually have a friend who worked in a small family market; he told me he never registers the barcode of some "dirty books" just to get kicks provoking those kind of situations..." - Anonymous

[SuperLoliSentai]

http://i.imgur.com/KbpfJxp.png

[Haar]

U fukked up, m8. Editing the text sort of ruins the original message.
http://i.imgur.com/T34l5oy.png

[SuperLoliSentai]

U fukked up, m8. Editing the text sort of ruins the original message.
http://i.imgur.com/T34l5oy.png

Bad Photoshop bro... try again.

[Ultima]

"I really want to put a dick in my mouth. Tell Guthix that." -haar

[Kaiju]

“I think that, even more than anime, Japan should first of all be proud of Godzilla.” - Hideaki Anno

Can someone please help me see if this quote is any true? Because if it is, holy ****.
Edit: Its all true. Holy ****. Thats it. A Tokuatsu/Kaiju Hell Mini should be a thing now.

[SuperLoliSentai]

"Bondook simply has the looks of an anime. Bondoock is a series but anime is more of an epic story divided in parts (kinda like a soup). The characters doesn't even behave anime-like"- Crunchyroll subscriber
http://www.crunchyroll.com/forumtopic-19054/black-anime-characters?pg=1#4771058

[izumiyagami]

http://i.imgur.com/lyI9gDY.png

[thedarkmessenger]

"Bondook simply has the looks of an anime. Bondoock is a series but anime is more of an epic story divided in parts (kinda like a soup). The characters doesn't even behave anime-like"- Crunchyroll subscriber
http://www.crunchyroll.com/forumtopic-19054/black-anime-characters?pg=1#4771058

soup is divided in parts? Who the **** eats soup in PARTS? You put it in a bowl, and then you start eating. Sure, it takes multiple spoonfuls, but I don't know anyone who goes through the effort of eating all the chicken bits before starting on the noodles.

*edit* and yes, I'm well aware the post is old. I just didn't see it before. LET'S BLAME IZU!!!

[CitizenRoman]

http://s2.postimg.org/do7r17jnt/1402200718589.jpg

[thedarkmessenger]

http://s2.postimg.org/do7r17jnt/1402200718589.jpg

that's ****ing hilarious xD

[Guthix]

if you invaded america would you kill civilians, since alot of them are allowed to be/are armed?

[Haar]

if you invaded america would you kill civilians, since alot of them are allowed to be/are armed?

Yes. I don't think they'd be much of a real threat compared to trained soldiers with military-grade equipment, but they can still disrupt operations with guerrilla tactics.

This is coming from a person with no firsthand military experience, however, so you can take that assumption with a grain of salt.

[Shuiia]

"I will not rest until the culprits are brought to justice." - Mark Rutte

Ok good, our PM is still making an ass out of himself.

[Arock]

http://s2.postimg.org/do7r17jnt/1402200718589.jpg

the sad thing is this is from my town

[ThatsNotMyName_studio]

Not quite a quote, but seems worthy I think.

I picked up volume 1 of The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya.
The book was on the seat of the car and I happened to glance at the price sticker.
Then I looked closer , just to make sure that that was what I saw.

"Melancholy of H8U"

[Luppi-tan]

Taisetsu no mono-protect my balls: Fun with Weapons, South Park.

[Ultima]

http://puu.sh/ap0rr/646cf8d0b9.png -haar

[Distict5-9]

"The first thing I notice in a woman are her eyes. Especially if she has great tits..."

[NLAlchemist]

History will be kind to me for I intend to write it. (http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/quotes/w/winstonchu161247.html)
Winston Churchill (http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/w/winston_churchill.html)

[CitizenRoman]

http://stickywallpapers.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/robin-williams-quotes-images.jpg

[NLAlchemist]

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/469498101/inigo1.jpg

[NLAlchemist]

When we were kids, belonging felt good. But having respect, that feels even better.
JD.

[redeadlink]

I thought Chariots of Fire was a remake of Ben Hur with flamethrowers. - The Red Green Show

[NLAlchemist]

Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated.
Confucius (http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/c/confucius.html)

[NLAlchemist]

He who learns but does not think, is lost! He who thinks but does not learn is in great danger. (http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/quotes/c/confucius134858.html)
Confucius (http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/quotes/c/confucius134858.html)

[Thetruecrow]

"Sometimes it's just as fun to cheer for your own team, as it is to cheer for whoever is playing against the dodgers that day." - SF Giants Commercial

[!Je$u$!]

"He who controls the past, Commands the future.
He who commands the future conquers the past."
-Kane

[NLAlchemist]

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. (http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/quotes/c/confucius134717.html)
Confucius (http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/quotes/c/confucius134717.html)

[ThatsNotMyName_studio]

Confucius Say:
"Man with hand in pocket feels ****y all day."

[NLAlchemist]

Confucius Say:
"Man with hand in pocket feels ****y all day."

lol

[!Je$u$!]

Fortune say: "Man who buy drowned cat pay for wet pussy."

[pzykosiz]

Optimism is seeing a dead hooker and realizing you don't have to pay

[Kaiju]

"""We are the very model of a dodgy jap based mango
Cas almost gets raped so much 'cause she's a tard that can't say no
Guts love that girl with his whole heart but also hangs onto that big sword
and Griffith sleeps with everyone, just so he gets to be a lord

We're very well acquainted in all matters of high quality
From Naruto to SAO in order of atrocity
Equivalent to finding Hawk, in your thread it is Guts' bed (**** that ****)
....The only way to get through this is with an awful lot of dead

The only way to get through this is with an awful lot of dead, the only way to get through this is with an awful lot of dead, the only way to get through this is with an awful awful lot of dead!

Nice boats, carnage, bloodshed, demons all paid with your patience, please
Faggots, traitors, ugly manlets sums up all of Shingeki
As pillars of sobriety, of course we'd never stoop so low
We are the very model of a dodgy jap based mango

As pillars of sobriety of course we'd never stoop so low, we are the very model of a dodgy Japanese mango

When in fact we know exactly what is meant by slow kids at play regarding cas
Sir-pee on the Dutchie meanwhile far-nee-see likes to flash her ass
ish-e-dro thinks that he'll never get a woman in his pants
And handy sheer-key spreads more STDs than everyone in France
My new friends are the posers with the pointy shoes and wanky looks
And Skull Knight is more concerned with looking good than helping Guts
In short, with everything we've done it's best tagged as a tragedy.....
You'd swear out loud how did they ever let this get an an-aa-mee

You'd swear out loud how did they ever let this get an anime, you'd swear out loud how did they ever let this get an anime, you'd swear to ****ing christ how did they let this get a ****ing anime?

We break into your life each year and do bad things to your waifu
We've got no budget left for Idolm@ster unlike Kentaro
But still as all our gorgeous and intelligent fans really know
We are the very model of a dodgy jap based mango

But still as all our gorgeous and intelligent fans really know, we are the very model of a dodgy Japanese mango

- /a/

[thedarkmessenger]

"I'm angry and learning how to effectively kill thousands of people. I don't see how this could backfire." - somebody taking strategy classes in Long Live the Queen.

[NLAlchemist]

We shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender.


Winston Churchill

[zemoo]

I live a tortured existence; all the cops think I look like a drug dealer and all the drug dealers think I look like a cop. - someone I know who indeed looks like a stoned cop

[klingoncowboy4]

I don't mind being a symbol but I don't want to become a monument. There are monuments all over the Parliament Buildings and I've seen what the pigeons do to them. - Tommy Douglas
Read more at http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/t/tommy_douglas.html#e6y95whXL866cJV1.99

[NLAlchemist]

​They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.


Benjamin Franklin

[SuperLoliSentai]

http://i.imgur.com/V5PbvZU.png

[NLAlchemist]

I have existed from the morning of the world and I shall exist until the last star falls from the night. Although I have taken the form of Gaius Caligula, I am all men as I am no man and therefore I am a God.

Caligula (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000532/?ref_=tt_trv_qu)

[klingoncowboy4]

"My friends, love is better than anger. Hope is better than fear. Optimism is better than despair. So let us be loving, hopeful and optimistic. And we’ll change the world." - Jack Layton

[Distict5-9]

http://i.minus.com/iwGXsNyhSzc4O.png


http://i.minus.com/ibkOycHzMCOGPG.png


http://i.minus.com/ibaj1n8IXLDZCw.png
- Wikipedia

[NLAlchemist]

“Well hello Mister Fancypants. I’ve got news for you pal, you ain’t leadin’ but two things right now: Jack and ****…and Jack left town.”
Ash, Army of Darkness

[TicoMachi]

We all eat a handful of dirt before we die. Who cares if it tastes like cherries?

Kat - Gunnerkrigg Court

[NLAlchemist]

How the **** do you fact check ANY of this stuff? Everything is so blown out of proportion, and everyone is extremely biased to one side or the other. Where do you get unbiased facts about this gamergate.......thing.


There's so many lies and name-calling and **** all happening I still have no ****ing clue what "Gamergate" is supposed to be in the first place.
thedarkmessenger

[klingoncowboy4]

https://www.glenbow.org/exhibitions/online/libpics/milch.jpg
“Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes.” - Tommy Douglas

[pzykosiz]

"It takes two to lie, one to lie and one to listen"
Homer Simpson

[!Je$u$!]

Forgetting pain is convenient. Remembering it, agonizing. But recovering the truth is worth the suffering. And our Wonderland, though damaged, is safe in memory… for now.

- Cheshire Cat, Alice Madness Returns

[Distict5-9]

Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt.
There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. - Ezekiel 23:19 - 20

[Kaiju]

"What's wrong with Penis?" - Haar.

[pzykosiz]

"What the **** was that?"

-Mayor of Hiroshima, August 6 1945

[Distict5-9]

http://i.minus.com/iQ8QgPEYxjnrg.jpg

[SuperLoliSentai]

"Poor people wash together all the time. One time I was taking a bath with my cousin and she touched my penis."
-Haar

[MasterChiefSnake]

http://images.ak.instagram.com/profiles/profile_269340291_75sq_1355647304.jpg
"Don't tell me. Let me guess, Jim Carrey in The Mask. Somebody stop me!"
- Steve Urkel (The Family Matters - Season 7, Episode 21 - Scammed)

[pzykosiz]

"It's ****, Marry or Kill. OR!!!"

Hades to Zeus (probably)

[ThatsNotMyName_studio]

One of my cooks was showing his morning prep to a new-hire.
Prepping item, Celery Sticks - and he begins:
Do you like celery sticks?
Do you like to put celery sticks in your mouth?
What are you, a gay celery?