[NLAlchemist]

Never argue with and idiot, they'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

[Evileel]

Kinda overused line, but yeah - thats totally trueXD
Other related overused line:
http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/50260_344672288348_1072965_n.jpg

[simpleton216]

http://www.mopo.ca/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/ben-franklin-internet-quote.jpg

[Guthix]

what is genuine these days?

[Diclonius]

The road to disasters is ordered by the righteous, planned by the well-meaning and paved with their good intentions. Mercedes Lackey

[Evileel]

"How can you say Santa does not exist when he appears in those Coca Cola commercials?" -Hitler
^_^

[Backmask]

http://i.imgur.com/2hSgv.jpg

[hatz300]

"no comment" - hatz "The Senior Member" 300

[Guthix]

http://i.imgur.com/2hSgv.jpg

lol

[gaara129]

mess with the best,die like the rest - TWISTED METAL

My mother always told me ill be good at something someday.
Who would have guessed that something would be zombie slaying. - Kohta Hirano

[Zuiichi]

Even if all else fails, I won't - Zuiichi

[talkanor]

To become old and wise you must first have been young and stupid. talkanor

[mattroks101]

"Don't worry about what others think, most don't"
- Anonymous

"NO!!"
- The Heavy

[jinzo64]

you look young for your age. - jinzo64

[Kaiju]

https://d44ytnim3cfy5.cloudfront.net/assets/3345677/lightbox/1707337-mr_popo_desktop_by_draconicarmagon_d2xjzys_large.j pg?1302227145
"Alright Maggots, listen up! Popo's about to teach you the Pecking order:
It goes You, THE DIRT, the Worms inside of the DIRT, Popo's Stool, Kami, then Popo. Any questions?"
"Um yea-YEGAHHHHHHH"
"Enjoy the climb back up...BITCH."

[jinzo64]

your smart for your IQ - jinzo64

[zemoo]

"As soon as I stick this red hot poker up my ass i'm going to chop my dick off" - George Carlin

[jinzo64]

your tall for your height -jinzo64

[NodMan]

Duke Nukem: "You are an inspiration for birth control!"

[LawRayLiet]

Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them?
-Abraham Lincoln
-LawRayLiet

[blades34AK]

"Earth is another form of Hell, and mankind are it's demons" Lucifer: Dante's Inferno The Animated Epic.

[Ardious]

Opinions are like testicles, kick them hard enough and it doesn't matter how many you have. -Varric Tethras

[hatz300]

"HEY! I bet you can't eat this really hot pepper!" - nameless stick figure

[MADEVIL]

Damn!!! Your daddy should have flushed you down the toliet in a tissue - One of my friends

[Diclonius]

Ya ready fo da hookup bra? -Kurtis hoodnigga kapahala mccoy

[e1fen1ied]

marriage is like a 5000 piece puzzle...........thats all sky

[jeremyhac]

A life of abstinence is a sure sign of ****philia. (100% true if catholic)

[e1fen1ied]

threat the way they threat you - e1fen1ied ,AKA Lies_and Slander, AKA Buddha, AKA Nigga, AKA Black Guy, AKA That guy

[bloodlover1987]

Penis in yo mouth -rbrat

[MADEVIL]

i'm going to grape you in the mouth hatz - bloodlover

[bloodlover1987]

XD

[hatz300]

i don't like how that's directed specifically at me . . . - hatz300

[synbad2]

"its all fun and games till someone gets hurt. Then its hilarious" -- Unknown

[Lionforce1337]

"It's hotter here than a dog turd on Christmas." - My Roomate

[gaara129]

...and the chicks lets just say you can spell assassin without twice the ass and whole lot of sin - deadpool

[hatz300]

"Atleast i have chicken" - Old Klingon Proverb

[gaara129]

lol....ive got balls of steel - Duke Nukem

[SplitReality]

http://img683.imageshack.us/img683/9489/007qvm.jpg

"Hell, I'd still hit it." - Duke Nukem

[bloodlover1987]

I'm batman- batman

[Guthix]

Ezbash! -old rs clan member

[gaara129]

Brett: What?

Jules: What country are you from?

Brett: What?

Jules: "What" ain't no country I ever heard of. They speak English in "What"?

Brett: What?

Jules: English, mother****er! Do you speak it?

Brett: Yes.

Jules: Then you know what I'm saying.

Brett: Yes.

Jules: Describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like.

Brett: What...?

Jules: Say "what" again. Say "what" again. I dare you. I double-dare you, mother****er. Say "what" one more goddamn time.
- Pulp Fiction

[bloodlover1987]

the war has changed -solid snake

[gaara129]

it time to kick bubble gum and chew ass and im all out of ass - Piccolo (TeamFourStar)

[bloodlover1987]

Chi - chi

[gaara129]

Chii - chii

fixed

[bloodlover1987]

The power is yours .-captain planet

[MADEVIL]

Power without perception is virtually useless and therefore of no true value! - Ryuken

[Ruby150]

You are tearing off your logic suit, and jumping into Lake Stupid - Ask a Ninja Ninja

[bloodlover1987]

Meow - the cat sitting on the bed with me

[SplitReality]

"Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan" - Satan Incarnate

[bloodlover1987]

Thunder thunder thunder cats hooooooo -lion-o

[Darthelm]

speaking of thunder cats, they are revamping the series

[bloodlover1987]

Yea it should be coming on soon

[gaara129]

16! - 18

[SuperiorAtolBoy]

If life gives you lemons, ask for salt and tequila - highschool friend

[hatz300]

Oh my god 7, why did you do that to 9?! - 6

[Ruby150]

Note to self: build a freaking roof! We have the technology! - Walter (Spark of Insanity)

[bloodlover1987]

I dont step on toes I step on necks-chuck Norris

[Ruby150]

Every day I'm shufflin' - LMFAO

[bloodlover1987]

Nyu -nyu

[Ruby150]

Here we go, they never gunna see me broken - Lucky Boy Confusion

[bloodlover1987]

Get over here!!!!! -scorpion

[Ruby150]

Choose your destiny; Flawless victory - KMFDM

[Backmask]

Hey mister! I am mad scientist! It so cool! Sunovabitch! - Hououin Kyoma

[bloodlover1987]

Butteredtoast -ED

[Ruby150]

I HAVE THE POWER!!! - Heman

[bloodlover1987]

Tonight......you -handbanana

[SplitReality]

"What does he mean 'tonight you' it's like he's threatening me or something..." - Carl (R.I.P.)

[bloodlover1987]

XD

Ill take a potato chip and eat it!!!!! -light

[gaara129]

humans are so interesting - Ryuk

Mone!!! - Mone

Vodka & ice will ruin your kidneys. Rum & ice will ruin your liver. Whisky & ice will ruin your heart. Gin & ice will ruin your brain. Coke & ice will ruin your teeth.

That bloody ice is lethal!!! Warn all your friends: Lay off the ice!! - My Girl Friend

[Zetsubou-Chan]

"If your going through hell, keep going." - Winston Churchill

[LawRayLiet]

I hate love, I hate you, I hate me. -Davey Stone

[gaara129]

are the jews gone yet? - Walt Disney

[Chewi105]

HEY!! HEY LISTEN!!! -navi

[Ruby150]

You hung up on me! As I was saying... - Otis

[Kaiju]

"Could you speak up? I'm not wearing any pants." - Roshi

[Guthix]

your such a fool -kasane teto

[Kaiju]

"OH GOD!! NATURAL LIGHT!!" - Super Kami Guru

[bloodlover1987]

Spare some change - some hobo

[Kaiju]

Freeza: Good Lord! I was lead to believe your species survived almost entirely on water! How is he so fat?!
Guru: "Oh, hello. I'm Super Kami Guru. And I'm the guy who is not judging you on your appearance. "

[bloodlover1987]

Falcon punch!!!!!!! -captain falcon

[Kaiju]

Popo: -humming and watering plants-
Kami: -poofs- Fan-freaking-tastic. We're back here again.
Popo: Oh, you're back. Hi Kami.
Kami: Mr. Popo, what are you watering?
Popo: Pot.
Kami: Pots of what?
Popo: Pot. (beat) I'm not getting rid of it.
Kami: Are you kidding? That ****'s great for my glaucoma.

[bloodlover1987]

My parents will ground me -butters

[XelaisPWN]

"If you gave [him] an enema he could be buried in a matchbox." -Christopher Hitchens

Sooo funny once you think about it.

[Backmask]

"He wasn't talking about you, dip****"- Anonymous

[XelaisPWN]

"That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence." -also Christopher Hitchens

[bloodlover1987]

Long live the king - scar

[gaara129]

Krillin: first rule of popos training do not talk about popos training
Gohan: why are you crying
Krillin: second rule of popos training

be a real dick move to die right now - super kami guru

[bloodlover1987]

Gentlemen behold corn -Dr.weird

[simpleton216]

From my adventures in EVE Online:

*I'm Mr Murdernickle

AnatomicalFaith > after scratching my ass with a pinapple skin for about an hour I finally decided that I shouldnt watch Euro porn any more with your mom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



can prostitutes be sold on market?

Mcon99 > always a market for them

Mcon99 > even if their dead :)

Mr Murdernickle > dead girls cant say no :)

humble carpet > now thats weird

Syrix Cypher > thats wrong dude

Syrix Cypher > seriously wrong



big fluf > boxers? .. tighty whities all teh way man , .ture the swuach teh testies a bit, but in the long run, there is much less "wondering" , and well when you dick is as big as mine, that can be an issue

Mr Murdernickle > i agree





Mr Murdernickle > wow, my google translator tool has IRISH under languages

Krevnos > Yeah, but Irish is about as useful as a condom machine in the Vatican



Terminal Insanity > sucking a dick isn't bad if u get used to it first an easy way to practice is put a condom on one of ur turds and suck on it



Mr Murdernickle > it could have been worse, your parents could be brittany and k-fed

Orbit Uranus > id love to suck those tittys

Orbit Uranus > k-fed has such nice nipple




bukchoi > you havent seen sexist until you are forced to take a feminism course in an art university

bukchoi > on the first day, they asked us to write down "what you think feminism is"

bukchoi > my friend wrote "feminism - sounds like a lot of complaining"

bukchoi > and got kicked out





Krevnos > She ain't interested that way though :-/

Mr Murdernickle > booze her up

Krevnos > That doesn't work. She's Irish




LordRene > but i reject the small **** statement, my **** wakes everyone up at dawn without fail

Mr Murdernickle > got to love morning wood

Veldran > yeh lord rene gets a morning dent

Mr Murdernickle > i get morning STEEL

Veldran > i get a morning girder the size of the dubai tower

LordRene > (scale 1-100000000)




Barcociba > you have to get yourself a girlfrind dude

Mr Murdernickle > NEVEEEEEEERRRRR

Barcociba > yea thats what they all say until the first bj

Barcociba > you areover 21 right

Mr Murdernickle > 17

Barcociba > nevermind, i'm not going to jail


[19:55:24] biggie fluffy > a group of us signed up a few years ago --- we where trying to have a building decalered a regligous building to avoid taxes ... it never worked out..

[19:56:07] biggie fluffy > well technically only the top floor was to be a regligous building ... the bottom was going to be an "internationial widelife sancuary" so that we could keep penguins there ... sadly , that didn't work out either.


[22:11:05] Galtiner > someone give deuce 75m so he will yell ****** out of his wondow


[23:43:45] Stormy whether > durrhurr, tell us the story about that one time your mom found anal beads in your room



[ 2010.05.16 21:04:09 ] Mr Murdernickle > what can u say in a fight that u can also say during sex?
[ 2010.05.16 21:04:37 ] Mr Murdernickle > GET THE **** OFF ME YOU WHORE
[ 2010.05.16 21:04:44 ] Krevnos > Ouch?

[ 2010.05.16 21:05:40 ] biggie fluffy > ... what can you say in sex, and a fight ? .... stop chocking me?
[ 2010.05.16 21:06:02 ] biggie fluffy > I think you broke my tail bone ......
[ 2010.05.16 21:06:20 ] biggie fluffy > your finger is digging in to me ....
[ 2010.05.16 21:06:22 ] Krevnos > Well to be fair Fluffy, if you can say "Stop choking me" in the first place, you're not being choked.
[ 2010.05.16 21:06:28 ] biggie fluffy > oh ... SO SO many ....
[ 2010.05.16 21:06:44 ] Krevnos > "Put that thing away"
[ 2010.05.16 21:06:55 ] biggie fluffy > hmm, good poitn krev --- you win this round ....
[ 2010.05.16 21:07:02 ] Mr Murdernickle > stop or i'll shoot
[ 2010.05.16 21:07:04 ] biggie fluffy > "awe -- its soo cute ..."
[ 2010.05.16 21:07:09 ] biggie fluffy > HAHAHH AMM!
[ 2010.05.16 21:07:11 ] biggie fluffy > M!
[ 2010.05.16 21:07:13 ] biggie fluffy > MM!
[ 2010.05.16 21:07:17 ] Krevnos > You say that in a fight?
[ 2010.05.16 21:07:30 ] Mr Murdernickle > :)
[ 2010.05.16 21:07:33 ] Krevnos > or "Your mum could do better than that!"
[ 2010.05.16 21:07:55 ] biggie fluffy > I only fight midgets -- so yea, I say that ..... well in fact taht is useally what starts the fight to be honest.
[ 2010.05.16 21:08:02 ] biggie fluffy > AHAH A!!!!
[ 2010.05.16 21:08:08 ] biggie fluffy > oh krev - your KILLING ME!
[ 2010.05.16 21:13:50 ] Mr Murdernickle > I'M GONNA BLOW OUR ****ING BRAINS OUT
[ 2010.05.16 21:13:55 ] Mr Murdernickle > *your
[ 2010.05.16 21:14:38 ] Krevnos > or "Sh*t, you just destroyed my good jeans!"
[ 2010.05.16 21:17:07 ] count valken > biatch
[ 2010.05.16 21:17:41 ] Mr Murdernickle > if you dont shut up i'll call my friends
[ 2010.05.16 21:17:53 ] biggie fluffy > ... thats going to hurt in the morning.
[ 2010.05.16 21:18:01 ] Mr Murdernickle > ^HA
[ 2010.05.16 21:18:07 ] biggie fluffy > hahah . we can have fun with this all night
[ 2010.05.16 21:18:09 ] Krevnos > Ha ha
[ 2010.05.16 21:18:25 ] Mr Murdernickle > get allianc in on it too
[ 2010.05.16 21:18:52 ] Mr Murdernickle > damn it i'm bleeding
[ 2010.05.16 21:20:49 ] Krevnos > "I've never seen anyone able to throw their legs that high"
[ 2010.05.16 21:21:22 ] Mr Murdernickle > i didn't know it could bend that way
[ 2010.05.16 21:21:31 ] Mr Murdernickle > we have to make a list of all of these
[ 2010.05.16 21:22:15 ] biggie fluffy > --- I think I just dislocated something ...
[ 2010.05.16 21:22:42 ] biggie fluffy > try taht again - and see what happens
[ 2010.05.16 21:23:18 ] biggie fluffy > not so brave with out all your friends are you ...
[ 2010.05.16 21:23:48 ] Robert Warner > Lol
[ 2010.05.16 21:23:59 ] Krevnos > or worse:
[ 2010.05.16 21:24:07 ] Krevnos > "Me and my mates are going to bash you in!"
[ 2010.05.16 21:25:10 ] biggie fluffy > shoulnd have brought a knife to a gun fight ....
[ 2010.05.16 21:25:51 ] Krevnos > "Take that you dirty scum"
[ 2010.05.16 21:26:02 ] LordRene > you should be able to dump into corp hanger
[ 2010.05.16 21:26:06 ] Mr Murdernickle > NO NOT THE BELT
[ 2010.05.16 21:26:13 ] biggie fluffy > hahahahahaha
[ 2010.05.16 21:26:28 ] biggie fluffy > chains --- really --- are those nessasary ?
[ 2010.05.16 21:26:44 ] Mr Murdernickle > what are you going to do with that drill?
[ 2010.05.16 21:26:45 ] LordRene > :S
[ 2010.05.16 21:26:46 ] LordRene > lol
[ 2010.05.16 21:26:53 ] biggie fluffy > hahahahha
[ 2010.05.16 21:27:21 ] Krevnos > Eeeeew BF. That's the most disturbing one yet
[ 2010.05.16 21:27:38 ] Mr Murdernickle > HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[ 2010.05.16 21:28:05 ] LordRene > :D
[ 2010.05.16 21:28:48 ] Mr Murdernickle > FIRING PHASERS
[ 2010.05.16 21:29:32 ] Krevnos > "Now you're really gonna get it!"
[ 2010.05.16 21:29:48 ] Mr Murdernickle > HERE COMES JIMMY
[ 2010.05.16 21:30:22 ] Krevnos > "Where did I put my inhaler??"
[ 2010.05.16 21:30:40 ] Mr Murdernickle > i should have worn a cup
[ 2010.05.16 21:30:55 ] biggie fluffy > hahah krev..
[ 2010.05.16 21:31:30 ] biggie fluffy > .. I am goign to do to you , what I did to your dad ..................<akward siliance...>
[ 2010.05.16 21:31:48 ] Krevnos > Lol classic!

[ 2010.05.16 21:33:17 ] biggie fluffy > .. I meant with frighter --- not the sex/figh things ...
[ 2010.05.16 21:33:23 ] biggie fluffy > but hey if the shoe fits .....

[MADEVIL]

All men are equal before fish - Herbert Hoover

Had to post this for fish

[bloodlover1987]

I love gooooold - goldmemeber

[gaara129]

I love new york city - Andrew W.K

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

"I like my women like I like my chicken.
Dead and burning in a fire." some comment on a "R.I.P. Daani page"

[bloodlover1987]

I like pie -bloodlover

[MADEVIL]

I stole blood's pie - madevil

[bloodlover1987]

I miss my pie -bloodlover

[MADEVIL]

That was some good pie - madevil

[bloodlover1987]

Nigga stole my bike -little mac

[Kaiju]

"You're a Wizard, Harry." - Gimli

[Jazean]

when angry, count four, when very angry, swear. -Mark Twain

[Antonio Black]

Writing is a solitary business. It takes over your life. In some sense, a writer has no life of his own. Even when he's there he's not really there.

Ghosts, Paul Auster

[jinzo64]

eek eek mr gorilla want a bannana - piccolo alternate reality dragonball z

[MADEVIL]

Hey, where da white women at? - Bart (Blazing Saddles)

[jinzo64]

hulk smash- incredible hulk

[MADEVIL]

My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought, cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives... - Hedley Lamarr (Blazing Saddles)

[jinzo64]

one is not ammused - the queen of england

[Guthix]

you suck -rbrat3

[JinVicious]

"Personal Brick Poop" - Russian to English Translator fail. (Yes someone said this)

[jinzo64]

i'm batman - batman

[gaara129]

dont shoot me with my own gun - talahasy

[bloodlover1987]

Zoinks -shaggy

[MADEVIL]

Gee, Brain, what do you want to do tonight? Pinky

[bloodlover1987]

Same thing we do everynight pinky try to take over the world -brain

[MADEVIL]

But it was a sweet salty taste mad - bloodlover

Makes wonder what the converation was about

[bloodlover1987]

xD

[jinzo64]

i often wonder what people are talking about - jinzo64

[Kaiju]

"I died the way I lived...Screaming and On Fire" - Lanipator

[Ruby150]

"I died the way I lived...Screaming and On Fire" - Lanipator

Oh man, I love that guy's Abridged Series

[Kaiju]

"OLD MAN ON SPEED!! WHO WANTS TO DIE?!" Lanipator- L4D Lets Play, playing as Bill during "The Sacrifice".

[e1fen1ied]

it was weird as f*** on **** loli molest status - me

[Zuiichi]

On here you'll either need a weapon or lube.....or both if your RBR - Zuiichi

[jinzo64]

hello stranger - the weapons merchant from resi 4

[Ruby150]

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sun glasses. - Blues Brothers

[Kaiju]

???: "Oh for the love of frig would you quit it already?
Tea!Krump: Wait! Who said that?
???: It's me! Marik Ishtar! And for the record I was possessing this girl way before it was cool.
Krump: "How the hell did you get in here?!"
Marik: "Its a long story that involves the name Steve."
YGOTAS Episode 53, Oh Mokuba where art thou?

[WhiteSparrow]

the war has changed -solid snake

War... War never changes - Fallout

[bloodlover1987]

GREYFOX!!!!!!!!!!! - snake

[WhiteSparrow]

"People use statistics the way a drunk uses a lamp post — for support, not illumination."
—Vince Scully

"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics."
—Benjamin Disraeli

[Kajimura]

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. Jules (Pulp Fiction

[WhiteSparrow]

BAM! TO BEHOLD, A PUBLIC BULLETIN BOARD, BUILT OF BOTH BRILLIANCE AND BARBARITY BY BASTARDS WITH BONERS. THIS BASTION, NO MERE BULWARK OF BOREDOM, IS A BRUTAL BARRAGE OF BLISTERING BULL****, BARELY BENEVOLENT... BUT BEHIND THE BIGOTRY AND BOOBS, BEYOND THE BITTER BROADCASTS OF BRAGGING BUFFOONS: HERE BE THE BODY POLITIC. A BROTHERHOOD OF BLASPHEMY, BLESSED WITH MORE BALLS THAN BRAINS, BATTLING THE BLAND, THE BOGUS, THE BENIGN. BEDLAM? BRING IT ON. BUT I BABBLE...BETTER TO BE BRIEF. YOU MAY CALL ME /b/.
- /b/

[Guthix]

urge to kill rising -homer simpson

[bloodlover1987]

iv covered wars you know -frank west

[MADEVIL]

...Well i do like horse****... - bopbopbop

[bloodlover1987]

im gonna go make some coffee - Rbrat

[jinzo64]

bankai sama zangetsu - ichigo

[zemoo]

Timing is everything. That's a cliche... now. But if I said that a long time ago, I would have been really original. Think about it. ... - Demetri Martin

[jinzo64]

classified information - mikaru asahina

[Kajimura]

I thought he was an o.d.ing bitch! - Roger Smith

[jinzo64]

growl haineko - rangiku matsumoto

[BopBopBop]

"Youre a good kisser"
-My girlfriend, (yes im going to gloat about this for the next month or six)

*happy dance*

[jinzo64]

scatter zenbon zakura - byakuya kuchiki

[synbad2]

"Teach a man to Fish, and he eats once a day. Give him an Assault Rifle and some sharks and he eats for a lifetime" - Greg Verhagen (Me)

[Kaiju]

"This should be this sites Creed:
"Here at least we shall be free; the Almighty hath not built here for his envy, will not drive us hence: Here we may reign secure, and in my choice to reign is worth ambition, though in Hell: Better to reign in Hell, than serve in Heaven. " - Lucifer, Paradise Lost.

[Ruby150]

Mmmm touch my hair....wait a minute you crazy bitch get off me - vash12349

[Kaiju]

"None of you understand. I'm not locked up in here with YOU. You're locked in here with ME!" Rorschach

[simpleton216]

"Boogedy Boogedy Boogedy Amen" - Pastor Joe Nelms

[synbad2]

"i've got a bad feeling about this" - Han Solo
"Laugh it up Furball" - Han Solo
"I'd rather kiss a Wookie" - Leia Organa 'Solo'

[Ruby150]

STOP HUGGIN ME, I DON'T APPRECIATE YOUR HUGS! - vash12349

[gaara129]

why dont you punch me in the face....pour some honey on me let me see you get real mad - gay guy - Benchwarmers

[bloodlover1987]

If it has a moist hole, i like it. -Bop

[Darthelm]

"loosen up bro your squishing my titties-" Suzi X

[Ruby150]

You can't kill the Metal, the Metal will live on. - Tenacious D

[SplitReality]

"I'd **** a hot cougar." - Blood
"Me too, and the older women that call themselves that." - Bop

[Ruby150]

DOOOOOOOOOOOODGE! - Piccolo (TeamFourStar's Dragon Ball Z Abridged)

[Kaiju]

C.C.:I still don't follow any of this.
Lelouch:Look, it's really simple. I'm the son of the King of Britannia.
C.C.:Then why are you in Japan?
Lelouch:Let me break it down for ya. Every nation belongs to one of three major empires. Britannia, The Chinese Fedaration, Britannia, Sana Mario, Kazakhstan, Britannia, Alderaan, Britannia, Corneria and Britannia.
C.C.:I don't even know why I bothered to ask.
Lelouch:My dad is the current King of Britannia
(cut)
Charles:This job is bitching good!
(cut back)
Lelouch:With dad being the king and all, one wife wasn't his thing. Unfortunatly, it was only too late he discovered the downside of having too many wives.
(cut)
Charles:If I've got to watch one more episode of Bridezillas, I'm going to saw my own arm off.
(Cut back)
Lelouch:See, me and Nunnaly have the same mother—
(Cut)
Lelouch: Nunnaly! WE HAVE TO KILL THE TOOTH FAIRY!
Nunnaly:Every day I pray I was adopted.
(Cut back)
Lelouch:We had a ***-ton of half brothers and sisters, who all lived with us at dad's place. And my GOD we were motherlicking adorable. For the most part we tolerated each other. However, we sometimes got on each others nerves.[Image of young Lelouch and young Nunnally fighting over plate] In my defence, she would not let go of that plate. Of course there was that one half brother...Dah, nevermind. Anyway, one day I went along with dad on a diplomatic trip to Japan. You see, Japan used to be great independent nation, led by a great man. (image of Abraham Lincoln with a gatling gun arm) There was only one flaw. His son.
(Cut)
Suzaku:I can live entirely on a diet of crayons and lighter fluid!
(Cut back)
Lelouch:After one tragic slip'n'slide incident, I decided we should return home—[[image of young Lelouch with Hair on fire]—only to find that my mom had gone and gotten herself shot.
(Cut)
Marianne:[through hail of bullets]That smarts!
(Cut back)
Lelouch:From there I was sent back to Japan, where I thought my father would miss me.
Charles:[Thinking]What was I thinking about just now? Something about Japan.[Out loud] We're taking over Japan. [thinking] Booya!
Lelouch:Meanwhile, Suzaku was determined when he grew up to win the war between Japan and Britannia. Unfortunately, he signed up for the wrong side.
C.C.:Not surprised.
Lelouch:Yes, but what is surprising is that even with Suzaku's on their team, the Britannians somehow won, which brings me to today. Long story short, there's some remnants of the underground Japanese army.
(Cut)
Toudoh:If anyone wants a pizza bagel, e-mail me and i'll give you some.
(Cut back)
Lelouch:There's still some Britannian soldiers occupying the country.
(Cut to Those Two Guys)
Guy 1: Dude, you know what I'm thinking?
Both Guys: PIZZA BAGELS!
(cut back)
Lelouch:And finally there's some rebel forces which look up to me after Clovis went and killed himself.
C.C.:I thought you killed him.
Lelouch:Eh, Details.
C.C.:Well, I guess that covers about everything.
Lelouch:Yup, no gaping plot holes at all.
C.C.:But...
Lelouch: At ALL!
[Beat]
C.C.:But what about your friends? What about Milly, what about Kallen—
Lelouch: NO ONE CARES ABOUT KALLEN!
Code MENT, Episode9

[jinzo64]

why didn't you dodge ( team four stars piccolo)

[MADEVIL]

You wouldn't like me when I'm angry - David Banner

[SplitReality]

"REGAN SMASH!" - Regan

[Distict5-9]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-5qZpetv_X7k/Th-ArfjEwhI/AAAAAAAAIJA/53i8Gf7xiYc/s1600/Old%2BPeople%2BAt%2BWedding%2BAlways%2BPoke%2BMe%2 BAnd%2BSay%2B-%2BYou%2527re%2BNext.%2BSo%2BI%2BStarted%2BDoing%2 BThe%2BSame%2BThing%2BTo%2BThem%2BAt%2BFunerals.jp g

[MADEVIL]

LOL distict

[SplitReality]

That's epic distict xD

[akadian]

You look but you do not see. You listen but you do not hear. You cannot accept us, but we are here to stay. You think we are just a shadow, a bad memory that will go away if you ignore us long enough but we won't.

We are human too whether you like it or not. We are here and our time is now. Together we can only soar. We will remain strong forever more, and nothing can quell our pride.

-LGBT-

[Kaiju]

Guru: So Dende, sucks about your family.
Dende: We've gone over this.
Guru: But do you know who also lost his family? Batman.
Dende: I don't know who that is.
Guru: See, this is why WE NEED TV!
Dende: Why?
Guru [Beat] (Monotone singing): Nananananana Dende! Nananananana Dende! Dende!
Dende: Guru...
Guru (Monotone singing): Dende!
Team Four Star DBZ Abridged, Episode 21(?)

[Ruby150]

Jeice, if you ever find yourself being punched repeatedly in the face, always remember to- -Captain Ginyu (Episode 21 of TFS)

[Kaiju]

Jeice, if you ever find yourself being punched repeatedly in the face, always remember to- -Captain Ginyu (Episode 21 of TFS)

*PUNCH*
Jeice"Oh, he cut off the captain!" - Jeice seconds afterwards.

Orks on military strategy: "Here's da plan: win. If we lose, it's because ya didn't follow da plan."
Orks on friendly fire: "If ya misses it, it's obviously one o' ours. If ya hits it, den it must be one o' theirs."
Orks on victory and defeat: "Orkses is never beaten in battle. If we win we win, if we die we die so it don't count as beat. If we runs for it we don't die neither, so we can always come back for anuvver go, see!"
Orks on being ambushed: "Ha! Dese gits just made da classic blunda: attackin' an Ork who 'adn't found 'em already! Now we'z can stomp dem fasta, haha!"
-Warhammer 40 K

[SplitReality]

"No you didn't kill him, you were just holding a rock and his face ran into it repeatedly. He just couldn't hold up." - Oh

[jinzo64]

i summon the blue eyes ultimate dragon - seto kaiba

[Kaiju]

Yugi: "Did you just summon a bunch of monsters in a single turn?"
Kaiba: Yeah so?"
Yugi: Thats against the rules isn't it?
Kaiba: Screw the Rules, I have Money!

Or for more variety
Screw the Rules, I have Green hair!
Or most recently:
Yugi: "Did you just summon a bunch of monsters in a single turn?"
Kaiba: Yeah so?"
Yugi: Thats against the rules isn't it?
Kaiba: INTERNET MEME!

[jinzo64]

i kill internet memes - jinzo64

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

"Cool story,bro, but I bet you can't ******s."- Hipster Link
"Radical story,brah, but I bet you can't ******s."- Me

[bloodlover1987]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu - rage guy

[SplitReality]

"They call me The Father, cause I'll bend you over and make you religious." - The Father

[zemoo]

"'Impossible' is just a word people use to feel good about themselves when they quit."
? Vyse, Skies of Arcadia

[Ruby150]

Oh my god, loli in bag! - Kyon (from TAOHS Episode 9)

[Ruby150]

I wonder how well he can handle complicated machinery... in my pants! - Yuki (from TAOHSA)

[MADEVIL]

synbad shall die - bloodlover

[bloodlover1987]

there's a snake in my boot - woody

[jeremyhac]

“ I want young men and young women who are not alive today to know and see that these new privileges and opportunities did not come without somebody suffering and sacrificing for them. ”

-Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.


“ Whatever, nigga. ”

-Anonymous

[jinzo64]

falcon pwnch - captain falcon

[EvilestDeath]

"House [to Cuddy]: What you got against chickens? One got choked last night, thanks to you." (http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/House_%28TV_series%29#Small_Sacrifices_.287.08.29)

[jinzo64]

dead space is resi 4 in space - jinzo64

[EvilestDeath]

dead space is resi 4 in space - jinzo64

Ben Yahzee said it in his review and many more people used that phrase before. :p

[Kaiju]

dead space is resi 4 in space - jinzo64

True. But Dead Space's main protagonist isn't an emo looking, bishie bitch like Leon.

"Some men aren't looking for anything logical like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn."
? Alfred, The Dark Knight

[Ruby150]

Ya see, I'm a lazy ****, I don't do things - FullmetalChao

[jinzo64]

Ben Yahzee said it in his review and many more people used that phrase before. :p

realy i never read his review and i thought i was being clever.:(

[Ruby150]

Continuity is for pussies. - Yuki (TAOHS Episode 8)

[jinzo64]

by the power of greyskull - prince adam

[AKALink]

That's the problem, you're ugly -The Incredible Hulk

[Ruby150]

I heard if you put your hand on your moth you can shut the **** up. - Lanipator (Detour Ahead Part 4)

[bloodlover1987]

True. But Dead Space's main protagonist isn't an emo looking, bishie bitch like Leon.

"Some men aren't looking for anything logical like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn."
? Alfred, The Dark Knight

hey now leon is the coolest character from RE >>


MOAR IKA!!!!!! -bloodlover

[Backmask]

hey now leon is the coolest character from RE >>

Leon? That's an odd way of spelling Wesker.

[Kaiju]

Leon? That's an odd way of spelling Wesker.

^This.

Also @Blood: I'll raise your Leon with Jill, Claire and Ada.

[Ruby150]

"What did we learn from Hard Rain? What did we really learn from Hard Rain? Actually here's what we learned from Hard rain! *Starts shooting Kaiser for payback*" - GanXinba (I Hate Mountains Part 5)

[Kaiju]

Ant: Ladies, there is enough Rochelle for everyone.
Kaiser: Wow, that is some hot lesbian zombie action.
Ant: That's the best lesbian action there is.
Lani: Rochelle has aroused the Witch.
-TFS, Dead Center pt. 2

[Ruby150]

The payback for Hard Rain, I had to pay for it too, but ok. - Lanipator (I Hate Mountains Part 5)

[MADEVIL]

IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO YOU ARE! - The Rock

[jinzo64]

know your roll and shut your mouth- the rock

[bloodlover1987]

JAWBREAKERS - eddy

[jinzo64]

buttered toast- ed

[bloodlover1987]

ADVENTURER TIME!!!!!! - Finn

[jinzo64]

FINAL GIGA GETSUGA TENISHOU CERO SLASH- jinzo64

[bloodlover1987]

we can rule them like gods....angry gods - jake

[jinzo64]

i will be god of the new world - light yagami/kira

[gaara129]

BASTARD - Ichigo Kurosaki

Jeice: BERTER NO!!!
Goku: Butter!!! that would go great on my grand slam
(TFS DBZ Abriged)

[Guthix]

i can see the ending -the divine one

[Kaiju]

Vegeta: "They've broken my body... I've failed in my mission to find the Dragon Balls... I even lost my tail... but, at least... it can't get any worse... from here..."
?????: "Vegeta... Vegeeeeetaaaaa..."
Vegeta: "Wh-what?"
Ghost Nappa: "I'mhauntingyou!"
Vegeta: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
Dragon Ball Abridged, episode 11

[Ruby150]

I tank'd it in the ass. - takahata101 (Gnome Rescue Part 3)

[Ruby150]

Gan: What is password?
Lani: It is 'Open door, you stupid ****!'" TFS Dead Center Part 3

[Ruby150]

taka: Guys, come back, look at this message... from Frank West.
Lani: Oh my god!
Kaiser: Wow, that's amazing!
Lani: Otis, out of film, no helicopter, zombies are too fast. Not going to make it. TFS The Passing Part 2

[simpleton216]

Eudoric Delmar > my mom says I'm the best kisser in the tri county, because my sister uses too much tounge

[Ruby150]

The car ate the moly, and when the Tank punched the car,... ate the moly, I guess? - Lanipator (The Passing Part 1)

[bloodlover1987]

victory is mine -stewie

[gaara129]

oh have you not heard? - Peter Griffin

[bloodlover1987]

that boy aint right -Hank

[Ruby150]

Kaiser: The Coach think you can't shoot worth ****.
Lani: Yeah, well the Coach is going to be shot in the face because I can't shoot worth ****! TFS Dead Center Part 2

[Ruby150]

Lani: Ok, that way we don't go because it has a skull and crossbones on it... unless we're pirates
Kaiser: That's the way we're supposed to go, if it has a skull and crossbones on it.
Lani: Yeah, that's right, we're pirates! LET'S DO IT! TFS I Hate Mountains Part 5

[BopBopBop]

"Uuuh, i have to go to the bathroom, eheheh" - Butt-head

[Kaiju]

Shopkeeper/Linkara!: "What's the Matter Kid? You Never seen the "Kill Your Family Show" Before?"
YGOTAS, Episode 45

[XxFabiGBxX]

http://i.imgur.com/2hSgv.jpg

Bleach is one of the best animes EVER!!

I was like "OMFG" when Seiya used the alchemy and killed L

[Ruby150]

Bleach is one of the best animes EVER!!

I was like "OMFG" when Seiya used the alchemy and killed L

... That was fail on so many levels

[Backmask]

... That was fail on so many levels

http://i.imgur.com/Xvh9n.png

[Ruby150]

Taka: Remember: the one weakness of any protagonist, or hero-like character, is a cutscene. TFS Halo: Reach New Alexandria Part 4

[Diclonius]

Zo?: Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killin'?
Book: Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps.

[hatz300]

"We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... this land." - Wash, Firefly

[WhiteSparrow]

"Obvious Beta: The Moon. Developed from the Earth's Alpha Build source code, and still lacking flora, fauna or even a basic atmosphere when the Beta Testers arrived to try it out. The weak gravity, however, proved popular and was retained as a Good Bad Bug. Despite its popularity the only way to reach this zone is down to having a very specific skill set and armour list and by grinding rep with the appropriate space guilds."

[gaara129]

lani:guys, guys, guys, look over here....its not a flu

[hatz300]

Ougi: Team Deathmatch!
Kallen: Team Deathmatch!
Lelouch: Team Deathmatch!
repeat about 7 times in random order
Jeremiah:STOP IT!
- Code M.E.N.T.

[jinzo64]

this is sparta -leomidos

[Ruby150]

Lani: Hey, look, it's Mt. Saint That Ship Crashed - TFS Lone Wolf

[zemoo]

batteries included no assembly required
you can stick it in your booty when your pussy gets tired - O Tron by Avenue D

[gaara129]

Riley: You can not force me to be some one im not
Grandad: The hell i cant

[jinzo64]

do a barrel roll. peppy hare

[gaara129]

Vegeta : DESTRUCTO DISK

Krillin: ......THE ****?

[jinzo64]

i'm a ghost - ghost nappa dragonball z kai abridged episode 1

[bloodlover1987]

de geso. -ika

[simpleton216]

"I'm an evil motha ****a' Joe" -Mushroomhead

[Ruby150]

I will kill someone you hate with this. - Leonid (Red Faction Origins)

[Kaiju]

"I am Funny and you will quote everything I say" - Nappa TFS DBZ: Kai Abridged Ep 1.

[MADEVIL]

When a man lies, he murders some part of the world. These are the pale deaths which men miscall their lives. All this I cannot bear to witness any longer. Cannot the Kingdom of Salvation take me home? - Metallica

[Guthix]

when you commit suice, you will remember me with sorrow. mwuahahahahahaha-me[troll mode]

[Ruby150]

Alec Mason: The dead don't want anything... that's one of the benefits of being dead. Red Faction Origins

[zemoo]

I am the neighborhood baby inspector. I have come to inspect the baby. - Zim

[Kaiju]

"Hilariously derailing one-liner" Nappa, TFS DBZ Kai Abridged 1

[jinzo64]

i am hilarious and you will quote everything i say - Nappa,TFS DBZ Abridged 1

[Kaiju]

i am hilarious and you will quote everything i say - Nappa,TFS DBZ Abridged 1

Already did that one.

[bloodlover1987]

already did that one -kaiju

[ThePsychoGamer]

"It like all men are all directionless tidal waves and women are all dykes built in the way of there raging floods. Blimey what a horribly worded metaphor" - Yahtzee

[Diclonius]

I'm a doctor not a dragonslayer-the EMH

[SuperiorAtolBoy]

I'm drunk so you either agree with me or you can go **** yourself - me 2 hours ago

[gaara129]

im to drunk to taste this chicken - col. sanders

[mattroks101]

"Pills were made for taking."

- I Wish I Could Remember

[Ruby150]

Gohan: Krillin, do you feel that?!
Krillin: I taste that! (TFS Episode 25)

[hatz300]

"already did that one -kaiju " - bloodlover1987

[gaara129]

wow you guys are running out of stuff to quote

LINE PIECE!!!! - Tetris God

[SplitReality]

"wow you guys are running out of stuff to quote" - gaara129

[Darthelm]

"If there is grass of the field then play ball" - **** bear

"Trust me she is 18" - **** bear

[SplitReality]

"Hey she's legal in Mexico." - ???

[hatz300]

"W-wait, what are you doing, Sawamura!? Don't eat my phone!!" - Miyahara (Midori no Hibi)

[Darthelm]

"Why dont you have a seat" - Chris Hansen

"Why dont you have a seat" - police to Chris Hansen

[hatz300]

"This is the tale, of Captain Jack Sparrow!" - Michael Bolton

[gaara129]

ey you....show me them boobies - joe dirt

Davey Jones giant squid - Michael Bolton

[SplitReality]

"This whole towns a pussay, just waiting to get fuuuuucked." - Michael Bolton

[hatz300]

"This is the tale" "of" "my dick in a box" - Lonely Island Songs (various)

[gaara129]

Im Johny Knoxvill and welcome to jackass

[hatz300]

"Fired for giving boss boner?" - SplitReality
greatest pink slip ever . . .
but gaara, i dont know where that quote came from

[SplitReality]

"I can't wait to pork your mom." - Lonely Island

[Diclonius]

last four days on earth huh. if i had a dick id go get laid.so lets do the next best thing....kill people

[SplitReality]

"Run!!! Captain Corn-hole and his Rectum Robbers! And his Arch-rival Admiral Asscrack!" - JinVicious

[Evileel]

Captain Corn-hole and his Rectum Robbers?
Sounds horrible XD

[Ruby150]

Lonely Island makes weird songs - Me

[bloodlover1987]

Lonely Island makes awesome songs - Blood

[Ruby150]

I love LoZ:MM - Me

[bloodlover1987]

same here - blood

[Ruby150]

Vegeta: How did you know about the parts you weren't there for? (TFS Episode 25)

[Kaiju]

Gohan: Think, what would dad do?
[Flashback]
Goku: Bye, son!
[End Flashback]
Gohan: I'm beginning to think I have issues.
( TFS Episode 25)

[jinzo64]

the one that looks like a little ducks mouth. - sheldon cooper / big bang theory.

[gaara129]

King Vegeta: Freiza i need to have a word with y-
Freiza: Shoryuken - tfs dbz abriged 25

[Kaiju]

Saiyan: He's been telling everyone that Frieza plans to destroy Vegeta.
King Vegeta: Wait, my son, the planet, or me?
*beat*
Saiyan: ...Yes.
[King Vegeta blasts the Saiyan away]
King Vegeta: Friggin' smartass.

( TFS Episode 25)

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

"Have problems opening things?
STAB THEM WITH FORKS." - Morgan Freeman The Bronzor

[gaara129]

Chris: alright now i cant have you in here punching the meat
Rocky: what about Pauly hes having sex with the meat
Pauly: hey rock im porken it
Rocky:hehe thats a good one - FAMILY GUY

[hosokawa37]

Mesousa: "Can someone please tell me, what is a 'Chuck Norris?'" -Pani Poni Dash

[SplitReality]

"Gentlemen, I've discovered my penis looks bigger when it's in little boys." - Catholic Priest

[Kaiju]

Vegeta: [shouting] THIS IS A PARODY. OFFICIAL RELEASE. SUPPORT AKIRA TORIYAMA!
[Radditz' space pod lands]
Farmer With Shotgun: You're an alien!
Radditz: I'm an alien.
Piccolo: Am I an alien?
Radditz: Probably. Where's my brother?
Piccolo: I don't know.
Radditz: Then you're useless to me. [flies off]
[Super-short intro]
Goku: I have a kid.
Gohan: I'm socially awkward.
Krillin: He's adorable. [gets smacked into a wall, the Krillin Owned Count rapidly rises to 10 before exploding]
Radditz: I'm here for my brother.
Goku: Am I your brother?
Radditz: Yes.
[Multiple dramatic stings with matching zoom-ins on several characters, ending with M Night Shamalayan]
Radditz: I'm taking your son.
Goku: No, you're not! [gets hit by Radditz] Ah! He took my son!
Piccolo: I'm here to help you.
Goku: Aren't we enemies?
Piccolo: Nobody watched Dragon Ball. Let's go.
Goku: Are you a Yoshi?
Piccolo: Hells yeah.
[They land at Radditz' location]
Goku: Give me back my son! [Radditz unzips] ...Gross.
Phil Ken Sebben: Ha, ha!
[Quick fight scene ensues, ending with Goku grabbing Radditz from behind]
Goku: Piccolo, get him!
Piccolo: Mekkansappo-lappaca! [shoots a hole through both of them]
Announcer: DOUBLE KILL.
Goku: And now I am the dead. Bleh.
Krillin: Oh, no! Goku's dead!
Vegeta: [heard through Radditz' scouter] Hey, Nappa, let's go to Earth.
Nappa: Ballin'.
Krillin: Oh, no! More Saiyans!
Piccolo: I'm taking Gohan. [flies off]
Popo: Hi, maggots. I'm training you. I'm terrifying and a potential rapist, but I'll never say it flat out. [Beat] Bah!
Krillin: AHH!
Piccolo: Dodge! [kicks Gohan]
Bojack: Yarr!
Goku: Who are you?
King Kai: I'm King Kai; you now know the Kaio-ken and the Spirit Bomb. F*ck off. Shut up, Bojack.
Piccolo: Twelve months have passed, let's go fight Saiyans!
Krillin: Oh, god! It's the Saiyans!
Vegeta: Hi.
Krillin: Yamcha's here! [Saibaman explodes, killing Yamcha] Yamcha's dead!
Vegeta: Nappa, get 'em.
Nappa: I am hilarious and you will quote everything I say.
Krillin: Tien, get 'em!
Tien: I am the only serious character in this show. That's the joke.
[Explosion, Tien collapses and dies. Immediately after, Piccolo falls dead too]
Krillin: Oh, god! Everyone's dead!
Nappa: Hilariously derailing one-liner.
Goku: Goku's here.
Krillin: Goku's here!
Vegeta: It's over NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAND!!
Nappa: AAAAAAAAAHHHH!! [over Vegeta saying the above line, the two swap back and forth rapidly for a second. Then Vegeta kills him] Vegeta, why?!
Vegeta: Because I'm a monkey! [tranforms]
Goku: Kaio-ken!
Vegeta: Kaio, wha-? AAH! [his tail gets cut off] Oh, no! I'm not a monkey! [Gohan transforms] Oh, no! The kid's a monkey! Destructo disk!!
Krillin: [audibly pissed] The F**K?!
Vegeta: [cuts off Gohan's tail] Yay! [the shrinking Gohan lands on him] No! [falls to the ground, weakly] Leaving now... [flies away in his pod]
Goku: And we'll never see him again.
Vegeta: They'll see me next episode.
Nappa: [as Ghost Nappa] And I'm a ghost. ...Or am I? [dramatic sting]
[ending sequence, cut to Yami Yugi watching it on a computer]
Yami: This has how many subscribers?
-Dragonball Z kai abridged

[MADEVIL]

It's like my mom always said: "Two tears in a bucket, mother**** it." - Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil

[Ruby150]

Vegeta: [shouting] THIS IS A PARODY. OFFICIAL RELEASE. SUPPORT AKIRA TORIYAMA!
[Radditz' space pod lands]
Farmer With Shotgun: You're an alien!
Radditz: I'm an alien.
Piccolo: Am I an alien?
Radditz: Probably. Where's my brother?
Piccolo: I don't know.
Radditz: Then you're useless to me. [flies off]
[Super-short intro]
Goku: I have a kid.
Gohan: I'm socially awkward.
Krillin: He's adorable. [gets smacked into a wall, the Krillin Owned Count rapidly rises to 10 before exploding]
Radditz: I'm here for my brother.
Goku: Am I your brother?
Radditz: Yes.
[Multiple dramatic stings with matching zoom-ins on several characters, ending with M Night Shamalayan]
Radditz: I'm taking your son.
Goku: No, you're not! [gets hit by Radditz] Ah! He took my son!
Piccolo: I'm here to help you.
Goku: Aren't we enemies?
Piccolo: Nobody watched Dragon Ball. Let's go.
Goku: Are you a Yoshi?
Piccolo: Hells yeah.
[They land at Radditz' location]
Goku: Give me back my son! [Radditz unzips] ...Gross.
Phil Ken Sebben: Ha, ha!
[Quick fight scene ensues, ending with Goku grabbing Radditz from behind]
Goku: Piccolo, get him!
Piccolo: Mekkansappo-lappaca! [shoots a hole through both of them]
Announcer: DOUBLE KILL.
Goku: And now I am the dead. Bleh.
Krillin: Oh, no! Goku's dead!
Vegeta: [heard through Radditz' scouter] Hey, Nappa, let's go to Earth.
Nappa: Ballin'.
Krillin: Oh, no! More Saiyans!
Piccolo: I'm taking Gohan. [flies off]
Popo: Hi, maggots. I'm training you. I'm terrifying and a potential rapist, but I'll never say it flat out. [Beat] Bah!
Krillin: AHH!
Piccolo: Dodge! [kicks Gohan]
Bojack: Yarr!
Goku: Who are you?
King Kai: I'm King Kai; you now know the Kaio-ken and the Spirit Bomb. F*ck off. Shut up, Bojack.
Piccolo: Twelve months have passed, let's go fight Saiyans!
Krillin: Oh, god! It's the Saiyans!
Vegeta: Hi.
Krillin: Yamcha's here! [Saibaman explodes, killing Yamcha] Yamcha's dead!
Vegeta: Nappa, get 'em.
Nappa: I am hilarious and you will quote everything I say.
Krillin: Tien, get 'em!
Tien: I am the only serious character in this show. That's the joke.
[Explosion, Tien collapses and dies. Immediately after, Piccolo falls dead too]
Krillin: Oh, god! Everyone's dead!
Nappa: Hilariously derailing one-liner.
Goku: Goku's here.
Krillin: Goku's here!
Vegeta: It's over NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAND!!
Nappa: AAAAAAAAAHHHH!! [over Vegeta saying the above line, the two swap back and forth rapidly for a second. Then Vegeta kills him] Vegeta, why?!
Vegeta: Because I'm a monkey! [tranforms]
Goku: Kaio-ken!
Vegeta: Kaio, wha-? AAH! [his tail gets cut off] Oh, no! I'm not a monkey! [Gohan transforms] Oh, no! The kid's a monkey! Destructo disk!!
Krillin: [audibly pissed] The F**K?!
Vegeta: [cuts off Gohan's tail] Yay! [the shrinking Gohan lands on him] No! [falls to the ground, weakly] Leaving now... [flies away in his pod]
Goku: And we'll never see him again.
Vegeta: They'll see me next episode.
Nappa: [as Ghost Nappa] And I'm a ghost. ...Or am I? [dramatic sting]
[ending sequence, cut to Yami Yugi watching it on a computer]
Yami: This has how many subscribers?
-Dragonball Z kai abridged

... ****ing really? - Me

[bloodlover1987]

hard corps uprising is fun as hell - blood

[Ruby150]

King Kai: It's literally sucking the Christmas joy out of the entire planet.
Goku: *Gasps* That's Disney Evil! (TFS Christmas Special Part 1)

[jinzo64]

sexy cow girls - raj big bang theory

[gaara129]

OH MY!!! - Zarbon

[Kaiju]

OH MY!!! - Zarbon

Actually that's George Takei
"It's George Takei, we accidentally made this a three way-"
"Oh My~"
"-CALL. THREE WAY CALL."
-King Kai and George Takei, DBZ Abridged.

[bloodlover1987]

im running out of ideas -me

[jinzo64]

it's my turn - me

[bloodlover1987]

RANDOM POST!!!! -me

[jinzo64]

it's time to get your game on - jaden yuki

[mattroks101]

"Windmills do not work that way!"

[jinzo64]

use the force luke. obi wan starwars

[Distict5-9]

"I AM DEATH..."

...

"Well, that's cast quite a gloom over the evening..."

[jinzo64]

zoes so amazing - dawn pokemon

[SplitReality]

"I dont give a ****, hes toting a buster sword and sound like a bag of gravel, I LOVE HIM" - BopBopBop

[jinzo64]

getsuga theshou - ichigo