[Pink_Nipple]

which wasn't enough for him. (He skipped some classes and studied in university)

[1337uvis]

but because of his cognital trauma he failed miserably and got kicked out of the university

[DaMetzger]

Luckily he found a good job

[1337uvis]

as a gravedigger

[Pink_Nipple]

all messed up... :D
@ Lietuvis - you got it wrong. I said he WAS studying in university BEFORE. Then he got trauma and became unable to do it, which is BAD. :D So your turn was GOOD. :D But anyway.
__________
But he loved it.

[1337uvis]

until a grave caved up on him. AFTER the dead guy was lowered in.

[Ionzorg]

He used the dead guy as delicious sustenance while waiting for help to arrive

[Pink_Nipple]

he ate him whole but noone arrived

[abyssion1337]

ok, I just got back and can't follow what hapened in this thread so I'll just start a new one (I assume I'm on good)

Frank found 10 dollars

[Pink_Nipple]

but then a skinhead found Frank and took the money

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

and gave him a computer worth $10,000

[Pink_Nipple]

. Then little Franky woke up

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

and started to use his $10,000 computer

[Pink_Nipple]

in wrong way so he went to prison soon.

[1337uvis]

but he had a good lawyer and got off clean.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

but then his lawyer buried his dick into franks ass

[1337uvis]

(why do you people write stuff liek that ^ ? )
but the lawyer woke up and started defending Frank against the court again.

[Pink_Nipple]

until he lost his job and became homeless

[1337uvis]

but since he was a lawyer he got in a car accident, sued the driver and got 10 million $.

[Pink_Nipple]

but he lost his arm and ability to move

[1337uvis]

so he sued the doctors and got $100 million and repaired his nerves and bought an arm.

[Pink_Nipple]

but then he was killed by that angry driver.

[1337uvis]

but he went to heaven

[Pink_Nipple]

but he wanted to go to hell to see Satan and **** him.

[1337uvis]

St. Peter wasn't against that and sent him to hell as he wished

[Ionzorg]

but Satan decided that he'd rather not get ****ed, so he got Kublai Khan to **** Frank instead

[Pink_Nipple]

but Kublai Khan wasn't in the right mood that day so he decided to have a picnic with his family instead.

[S.ifr]

It was ruined by ants

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

(new one)

Saturday started out glorious. The birds were singing, the sun was shining.

[Pink_Nipple]

But then a nuclear war started

[abyssion1337]

but no one's nukes worked

[S.ifr]

So they turned to biological warfare

[abyssion1337]

but solid snake stopped them

[S.ifr]

Just as clarification; the guy with the arse that you could balance a plate of drinks on ?

[abyssion1337]

lol, yeah

[S.ifr]

oh.. ok.

But he sat on a land mine

[Pink_Nipple]

but it didn't detonate

[Luppi-tan]

And the man went... "YAY!!!" but we were like "****!!!"

[abyssion1337]

and the red queen attacked

[Ionzorg]

and then at first I was like "..."

[Luppi-tan]

but he answered your "...?"

[Mawelli]

Little green men charged

[abyssion1337]

and everyone knew they were going to die so they came to terms with it

[Pink_Nipple]

and then the thread died.........ok new one:


One morning Jimmy started to feel "strange"

[Luppi-tan]

But the doctor said it was nothing.

[Pink_Nipple]

until something started to move under his skin

[Ionzorg]

Luckily it was only his bowels. "Thank Heavens!" Jimmy exclaimed.

[Pink_Nipple]

As his bowels came out his mouth.

[Luppi-tan]

But it was really just a Halloween prank

[Pink_Nipple]

which turned bad and Jimmy's mother got a heart attack.

[Luppi-tan]

But they revived her at the hospital

[Pink_Nipple]

the rivival cost them $1kk

[Luppi-tan]

but their insurance paid for it.

[Pink_Nipple]

anyway his mother became weak and died (completely) next year.

[Luppi-tan]

But Jimmy inherited 10,000,000 dollars

[rawr_rawr]

but then he became a victim of identity theft

[abyssion1337]

but he had no identity

[rawr_rawr]

due to not having an identity he loses everything

[Luppi-tan]

But he got his identity which he thought that he didnt have but really did back and the impostor was arrested and executed.

[Pink_Nipple]

Due to execution The Great Riot started

[Luppi-tan]

But nobody got hurt

[Adjacent Badger]

As far as Jimmy knew. But he knew nothing.

[Luppi-tan]

But despite Jimmy's ignorance, truly, nobody was injured

[Pink_Nipple]

But level of the world economy decreased by 673%

[Luppi-tan]

But the depression led to the election of a Democratic president (Rather than a Republican)

[Pink_Nipple]

rofl.....actually this is the WORST option but i'll try :D

But he was representing American "Democracy"

=D

[Luppi-tan]

But it's the year 100435, and democracy means something completely different.

[Pink_Nipple]

The meaning was - "children rape is legal"

[Luppi-tan]

but that was only because that law didn't need to be enforced since nobody did it anymore.

[Pink_Nipple]

except the man who raped everything in his way, even Jimmy.

[abyssion1337]

but he liked it

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

which made him a dirty sicko and he lost his job

[Pink_Nipple]

But he found a new one. Better one. And dirty one.

[abyssion1337]

he was persecuted for it though

[Pink_Nipple]

the persecution wasn't long so he started to enjoy his new job again

[abyssion1337]

but he didn't expect a spanish inquisition

[Pink_Nipple]

he also didn't expect a chocobo to save him

[abyssion1337]

he also didn't expect a chocobo to save him


he also didn't expect a chocobo to save him

PHAIL

[Pink_Nipple]

DAMN YOU ABYSSION, DAMN YOOOOU!!!

But chocobo saved him

happy now?

[abyssion1337]

DAMN YOU ABYSSION, DAMN YOOOOU!!!

But chocobo saved him

happy now?

but the chocobo ate him after beating him at go

[Pink_Nipple]

well, i think he can't be helped now.
a new one:

(BAD)
Scotty woke up tied in the closet with a key in his pocket.

[abyssion1337]

well, i think he can't be helped now.
a new one:

(BAD)
Scotty woke up tied in the closet with a key in his pocket.

PHAIL

[Pink_Nipple]

DAMN YOU ABYSSION, DAAAAMN YYOOOUU!!

OK

Scotty became gay
HAPPY?

[abyssion1337]

THAT'S STILL PHAIL, IT'S A NEUTRAL THING

[Pink_Nipple]

SCOTTY HAVE LOST HIS SOUL!! (GOOD or BAD - it's your decision)

if you're not satisfied, suggest anything, &%#$!

[abyssion1337]

SCOTTY HAVE LOST HIS SOUL!! (GOOD or BAD - it's your decision)

if you're not satisfied, suggest anything, &%#$!

I will

Marty found buried pirate's treasure in his back yard

[Pink_Nipple]

.......cursed treasure........

[Filleffs]

or so they say, but it was all just a myth

[abyssion1337]

The pirates came back for it

[Filleffs]

the internet pirates, that is

[abyssion1337]

that hacked his computer

[Pink_Nipple]

and helped him to revive his winXP

[acutekat]

but microsoft discontinued microsoft xp

[abyssion1337]

but microsoft discontinued microsoft xp

not quite, you can still readily get xp for your computer, microsoft doesn't want to completely crash and burn cause of vista

[Pink_Nipple]

The story turned bad so:

The Large Hadron Collider suddenly started to make "strange" sounds

(yeah i'm ready to die for mentioning it =D)

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

and soft plushy toys poured out.

[Issitheus]

But they were filled with napalm

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

but their fur was so tough that none of the napalm came out

[Issitheus]

it was tough because they had later been soaked in nitroglycerin

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Which was recently discovered by doctors as a health benefit.

[Filleffs]

...for goats, for humans it was still explosive

[1337uvis]

, but very stimulating in every way

(it's also nice to see a thread i started still alive lol)

[acutekat]

the wrong kind of stimulation


SOB COUGH YA feel that sensation then feel how it is to have a thread you started to be the depravity of humanity almost

[Luppi-tan]

Only the wrong kind for dragons. For humans, everyone wanted that kind of stimulation

[Pink_Nipple]

so badly, that they started killing every living thing in the sight to get it

[1337uvis]

so eventually all the idiots on the earth were killed off

[abyssion1337]

but without cannon fodder wars required real human resources

[Pink_Nipple]

Not for a long time. Soon cannon fodder droids were invented.

[flamingbambi]

who eventually became too intelligent and decided to become cannibals....and eat both themselves and humans.

[Ionzorg]

But some humans were crafty enough to control the droids, who ate other humans for their enjoyment and perverse kicks. A good time was had.

[flamingbambi]

Unfortunately, some radioactive hamsters from a nearby science lab escaped, devouring all children's toys in its furry green path :'(

[1337uvis]

but that wasnt a big problem since the hamster became good pets so the kids didnt need their toys

[Issitheus]

but they were still radioactive...

[acutekat]

but humans now come lead lined... standard

[Pink_Nipple]

Damn they killed the thread, bastards!


One day Jimmy broke the law

[Odessa]

but he had stolen food to feed his sick parents.

[Pink_Nipple]

They were well behaved so they wouldn't eat that and Jimmy was hardly punished.

[Jazean]

so they starved, and his truck burst into flames.

[abyssion1337]

but they could eat fire

[Pink_Nipple]

but they still couldn't eat firetrucks

[Odessa]

. Jimmy decided it was time to leave home and put his crazy past him.

[Jazean]

until he realized that he left his crazy-proof pants in the now charred remains of his truck.

[abyssion1337]

but he didn't need them.

[Odessa]

As he was suddenly too busy running from the cops for not wearing pants.

[abyssion1337]

but he was as fast as the scout and the cops only matched that of the heavy

[Odessa]

but that reference meant nothing to the cops, and they caught into thier cars.

[Jazean]

which now lacked tires, due to spontaneous tire combustion.

[Odessa]

So the cops releashed their dogs instead.

[DaMetzger]

that were really cute puppies

[Odessa]

with rabies.

[abyssion1337]

but no teeth

[Pink_Nipple]

but with powerful magic abilities

[Odessa]

which were useless without a pair of glasses.

[abyssion1337]

Which Jimmy gave them, cause he's a moron

[Pink_Nipple]

but dogs can't use glasses anyway

[abyssion1337]

but they took a feat for it

[Odessa]

but while they were squabbling over maximiazing stats, Jimmy escaped.

[abyssion1337]

but they were faster than him

[Ionzorg]

But Jimmy shot them. With guns.

[Issitheus]

water guns

[Ionzorg]

Filled with cyanide.

[abyssion1337]

but the dogs didn't ingest it

[Ionzorg]

But Jimmy figured that they would probably lick themselves or something at some point, and then die eventually. So he um...felt...better...about that.

[abyssion1337]

but they were still chasing him NOW

[Ionzorg]

Jimmy realized his inherent idiocy, and tossed some cyanide-laced banana peels behind him.

[abyssion1337]

the dogs jumped over them

[Ionzorg]

When Jimmy then yelled "GOD DAMN IT!" God listened and smote the dogs swiftly. The two then proceeded to high-five.

[abyssion1337]

which was too powerful, god accidentally killed Jimmy and erased his existence

[Jazean]

Now jimmy is on standing on a vast expanse of white ground, the sky is white as well, everything is bright, although there is no apparent source of light. This is most likely purgatory, or as its more affectionately known, "the plane of suck"...

on the bright side, jimmy is still aware of his consciousness and therefore pseudo-alive.

[Odessa]

Well, you went and killed Jimmy. You bastards! I think this calls for a new thread.


June was running late; she was supposed to open the bakery an hour ago, but she burned the first batch of bread.

[Kuwabara]

but her friend came and helped her

[Odessa]

Unfortunatly, Jamie had the worst luck in the world.

[abyssion1337]

which usually worked for greater ends

[Odessa]

Jamie tried to set the pastries on display, but ended up dropping them.

[abyssion1337]

but he didn't care and ate them

[Ionzorg]

This caused a great disturbance in June's finances. Her store isn't very successful, so that sort of thing actually makes a significant difference.

[Odessa]

June was excited as business picked up.

[abyssion1337]

but she was moving in on mob territory and they broke her legs

[Divine Dragoon]

But she knew how to walk on her hands

[Kuwabara]

but the mob saw this and shot her arms off

[Divine Dragoon]

but then she woke up in her bed in the Hamptons

[abyssion1337]

with a man from the mob holding a large knife

[Divine Dragoon]

who said "Dinners ready do you want to carve the turkey?"

[abyssion1337]

she responded yes not realizing that the mob shoved the turkey up her ass

[Divine Dragoon]

she responded yes not realizing that the mob shoved the turkey up her ass


(I have to admit that was good)

But they did use lots of lube and she was used to this too

[Odessa]

0_-


oddest...plot twist...ever.



excuse me, i need to reboot my mind.

[T8]

the chicken passed though her body

[Kuwabara]

and ripped through her skull

[Ken-Chan]

but it was only a dream

[Pink_Nipple]

which caused a serious mental trauma and she became obsessed with suicidal thoughts

[Divine Dragoon]

and died but went to heaven

[Ken-Chan]

which turned out to be hell in disguise

[Divine Dragoon]

but she loves warmer climets

[Ken-Chan]

ow no she forgot teh sunscreen

[acutekat]

but they sell it in hell for cheap

[Divine Dragoon]

Because Its made from goat piss and smashed monkey eye's

[Ken-Chan]

which is great for ur complection

[nipple]

i finally found this...


let's start with smth new, i suck at making up stories though...

___
Jimmy's having a birthday party tonight (that's good i suppose)

[Filleraol]

what he doesn't know is that his parents has put anthrax in his birthday cake

[nipple]

bad for them, Jimmy doesn't like cakes, he never eats them even on his birhday

[Filleraol]

but his parents really want to kill him, so they have a backup plan, containing a large amount of grenades, to get it done

[nipple]

Jim was informed, so he's got a M16 under his bed

[Filleraol]

he didn't know how to use it properly, so it backfired in his face

[nipple]

it was an air gun though

[daikaisho vanguard]

But some of the wildfiring bullets got stuck in his nose.

[Filleraol]

he sneezed so hard they flew away tho

[acutekat]

right into his girlfriend's eyes

[nipple]

she wore glasses

[acutekat]

but they broke when the pellets hit

[Filleraol]

luckily she blinked just before they hit her eyes so they weren't hurt

[nipple]

anyway she was so scared that she walked out of the window

[Filleraol]

but the distance to the ground was only 2 meters and she landed on a big fluffy mattress

[nipple]

but she bounced and flew 200 meters high

[Filleraol]

luckily her name was Lois Lane so superman came and saved the day

[Doomimus]

But Superman doesn't actually exist.

[nipple]

It was a superman cosplayer then

[acutekat]

but this was a comic book

[nipple]

(was it bad?)

guro hentai one actually

[acutekat]

but the cover had been switched it wasn't really hentai

[daikaisho vanguard]

But under it, there was some Superman Hentai

[acutekat]

bit you didn't look at it

[Filleraol]

but the comic book started looking at him with an evil stare

[Doomimus]

But he deflected the stare with his laser vision.

[nipple]

accidentally he burned a hole in his friend's head

[Doomimus]

The friend was actually Wolverine.

[nipple]

The friend was actually Wolverine.

i don't really get it //_T

he didn't die (?) but he enraged and started destroying the city

[Doomimus]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe Wolverine can survive a bullet to the forehead, although, come to think of it, laser vision might be a different matter.

But the city is covered under Bernardelli Insurance.

[Animegirlzzzzzzz]

But Bernadelli is run by Lex Luthor!

[Doomimus]

...who meets the wrath of Milly Thompson's big-ass stun gun.

[acutekat]

but it jams

[Kyle X]

but he says hello to the wrath anyway

[Animegirlzzzzzzz]

The wrath assimilates him.

[Doomimus]

The result: a hideous, yet harmless blob much like the result of genetically splicing the double-helix of a fried pork chop with that of Dr. Weird's roommate. Yum.

[acutekat]

and then pac man eats him (this is getting kind of hard to notice the good and bad)

[Doomimus]

PacMan gets food poisoning.

[nipple]

and then you ruined the story

[Doomimus]

But nipple comes and saves the day.

[nipple]

SUDDENLY random arrow through his chest

[Animegirlzzzzzzz]

The arrow disinigrates.

[Filleraol]

Along with his chest

[Kyle X]

Leaving a gaping hole in the universe that can only be filled with love (See, it's a good thing)

[Doomimus]

But the gaping hole is actually a black hole, which transports him to and alternate universe in which the gaping hole can only be filled with hate.

[Kyle X]

The omniscient audience stops paying attention to him though, and thinks of positive things.

[Animegirlzzzzzzz]

Like Batman: Year One by Frank Miller!

[acutekat]

but its not!

[Doomimus]

Oh, but it is, my pet.

[Filleraol]

it has rabies and it's about to bite you

[daikaisho vanguard]

It is, however, in a cage.

[Doomimus]

But, oops! He accidentally sticks his fingers between the bars.

[nipple]

unluckily, he can't bite with his fingers

[Doomimus]

The victim, not the rabid animal, sticks his fingers in the cage.

[daikaisho vanguard]

but by then, the rabid animal had escaped from the cage

[Kyle X]

but it had escaped into the man's anus.

[Doomimus]

Man dies happy, albeit foamily.

[acutekat]

leaving behind huge depts towards his kids

[cactuargirl]

who had gotten a huge "tax relief" from obama..

[Doomimus]

..whose name is written in Light's notebook before he can sign the check.

(Okay, that's not how it works, but whatever.)

[cactuargirl]

<,< that's dirty...and you know it lol
but then writer forgot what obama looked like as he was writhing his name.
btw deathnote is what is refrenced at this time.

[nipple]

he suddenly saw him on TV

[cactuargirl]

but he mistook him for micheal jackson....
tsssss buurrrnnn.

[Kyle X]

but luckily Michael Jackson was already dead, so he didn't die a horrible death at the hands of someone with a book.

Not that he would have died anyway, unless his real name was Barack Obama. Hmm.

[cactuargirl]

but st peter rejected him for molestering kids and sent him to the hell. lol (the hell)

[daikaisho vanguard]

but he is welcomed here

[acutekat]

in the bad way

[Kyle X]

But I guess people like it that way

[acutekat]

be he didn't

[Filleraol]

but he accepted it and learned to live with it

[acutekat]

until he died suddenly

[Kyle X]

in a dream

[acutekat]

which killed him in real life

[Filleraol]

but Real Life was only a game he was playing

[Kyle X]

but he had connected his synapses and brain-functions to it, rendering him brain-dead with the close of his account

And as we all know, the body can not live without the mind.

[Doomimus]

But his soul was transferred to that futuristic doo-hickey from the movie 9.

[Kyle X]

But the doo-hickey had no penis

[Filleraol]

-ring. He doesn't need one of those

[acutekat]

but he got a pony instead

[Filleraol]

and the pony was a really nice guy

[acutekat]

and i can no longer follow the good and bad here

so

but the poney turned out to be satan in disquise

[Kyle X]

..which was what he always wanted in a pony, oddly enough.

[acutekat]

then the pony died

[cactuargirl]

which was replaced by a unicorn who liked bologna

[alucard151]

But the Unicord was serverly mentaly retarded.

[Filleraol]

but it was still smarter than the average human

[nipple]

so he shot himself in the head in despair

[Doomimus]

but he missed. :p

[nipple]

he missed the head but got shot in the heart instead

[Filleraol]

fortunately there was a doctor at the table next to them who made a quick heart transplant using his knife and fork

[Doomimus]

But he left his eating utensils inside the patient.

[Kyle X]

But that worked out well in the end because approximately 4 hours after the "surgery", the utensils erupted out of his chest cavity into the brain of someone who was about to attempt to kill him by means of asphyxiation and was leaning in while admiring his lovely chin.

[Filleraol]

but the one who was about to attempt to kill him was someone really dear to him, it caused a big trauma making him want to kill himself on the spot
...eh

[daikaisho vanguard]

Fortunately, his friends discovered it and made him see a psychologist

[abyssion1337]

That psychologist was Dr. Crane

[nipple]

i'm always sad when that happens.


...

one day Jimmy found a time machine

[whyilovetehanime]

This reminds me of a book i read when i was six called "Good news bad news" It was hella funny!

[InuBokko]

That book was on fire

[nipple]

...for some time. Then the fire ceased

[bigmofo]

from the ashes was a land mine

[InuBokko]

...but It was a dud

[nipple]

There was an angry cookie monster inside though

[synbad2]

but jimmy ate the cookie monster

[InuBokko]

jimmy was on fire...

[Blargh]

but luckily we were able to put him out with this mysterious liquid.

[FnkyWlkrDrtyTlkr]

Which resembles molten Tungsten

[nipple]

which his cat loved, so it licked it all

[synbad2]

but shortly died there after

[nipple]

but Jimmy used the machine to go back in time and prevent it all

[darkzi]

but the timeline he changed did not change the timeline he was previously on

[nipple]

but he watched "Back to The Future" 3 times in a row, and learned how to do it right

[N8theGr8]

but his doing it right caused Back to the Future 3 to never be made

[nipple]

which is for good cuz the movie sucked (maybe. i haven't seen it)

[nipple]

http://i730.photobucket.com/albums/ww308/Pink_Nipple/NewBitmapImage.jpg


I love this game, so why does it keep dying? I've just had some great laughs from reading this.

Let's start with a fresh one. (I've always been terrible at starting this (or at least abyss tricked me into thinking so))


It was finally the day Jimmy got married

[QUADChromatic]

To another man name Marty

[thedarkmessenger]

who just happened to be a millionaire.

[nipple]

But he had an unusual habit of strangling people

[HeyHeyHeyStayOuttaMyShed]

And raped people mercilessly and aborted women's babies with a coat hanger

[nipple]

It would be nice if you read the thread prior to posting

He regretted it later and planted the babies back safely

[HeyHeyHeyStayOuttaMyShed]

(Sorry >//_//>;)

But then strangled the babies as he felt a fit of rage seep through him.

[nipple]

The mothers had a compensation for this

[QUADChromatic]

but they eat him because they were hungry

[Guthix]

and got a compensation for him aswell