[nipple]

97% of it was taxed

[LawRayLiet]

Until his lawyer challenged the unfair tax bracket and won.

[Kaiju]

...said lawyer however took half of the compensation away due to the legal fees.

[jinzo64]

but said lawyer was hit by a bus called calma.

[nipple]

which in no way resulted in getting their money back

[jinzo64]

but said lawyer had all the money in suit case which they pick up and get all the money back

[nipple]

but it was locked

[hcdarkmage]

Thankfully, Jimmy was a locksmith.

[Distict5-9]

Unfortunately, the war in 'Nam hadn't been easy for him, making him severely prone to wrist-cutting

[Kaiju]

...but Jimmy opened the lock just before his wrist cutting got worse

[nipple]

.. to reveal a ticking time bomb inside

[Distict5-9]

Jimmy, however, smiled, knowing that those bomb-deactivating classes he had taken at boot camp would come useful one day

[nipple]

"But not today" - though he, seeing it was one second before the destruction

[Kaiju]

Only for the bomb to be a dud!

[Guthix]

which made him piss himself

[nipple]

with sweet lemonade

[Kaiju]

However, the Suitcase was empty!

[nipple]

But had a double bottom, which they soon discovered.

[jinzo64]

opened a secret compartment filled with suzumebachi's

[nipple]

somebody called ghostbusters though

[jinzo64]

But the Ghostbusters were attacked by yuroichi and Soifon

[hcdarkmage]

Who were, in turn, attacked by Chuck Norris.

[Kaiju]

Who was killed because he just one man, not a legend

[nipple]

But nobody missed him.

[jinzo64]

Because we still had Soifon and Yuroichi

[Kaiju]

Then I used my Unlimited Bondage Works and carted them both off leaving a Suitcase filled with...

[jinzo64]

Empty promises and hollow dreams

[Distict5-9]

Wait, I'm lost... To me, the last 5 posts look more like; Bad, Bad, Good, Good(?), Bad.... Is the next post supposed to be Good or Bad?

[Neomalysys]

Mr.Popo sneaks into 5-9's bedroom

[Kaiju]

THERE IS NO GOOD TO COME FROM THAT! That is Game Over.

*Game Restarts*

Johnny is walking down the street, it's a good day.

[Distict5-9]

^LMAO!

At least, it was until the colossal lizard's foot crashed down a few inches away from his face...

[nipple]

...who then apologized and bought Johny some ice-cream.

[Luppi-tan]

But it was poison

[Distict5-9]

The giant lizard swore on Johnny's corpse that he'd have his revenge towards whoever had poisoned his friend...

[Evileel]

But then a King Kong appeared and challenged a giant lizard to a duel of children's card game.

[Kaiju]

However King Kong was only fifty feet tall and the lizard was 150 meters tall.

[QUADChromatic]

But king kong could summon Exodia

[Kaiju]

The Lizard didn't care about the children's card game though, and incinerated King Kong with his LASER breath.

[jinzo64]

But then captain zaraki heard the commotion and cut them both down with his Zanpakuto

[Kaiju]

The Lizard turned out to GODzilla and therefore puny Shounen bitches couldn't do ****, and incinerated the lot of them.

[Backmask]

The lizard was later tried for first-degree murder and sentenced to life in prison...

[jinzo64]

But Zaraki turned around and released his newly learnt bankai and negated Godzilla's incineration attack.

damn i got ninja'd

[Kaiju]

Godzilla busted out, as Japanese prisons suck, and went on to join the A-Team.

[Backmask]

However, the A-Team gave Godzilla AIDS...

[Kaiju]

Godzilla, being Godzilla, was immune to aids, and his blood provided the antidote to cure Aids for everyone!

[Evileel]

Unfortunately a Freddie Mercury have appeared out of nowhere and challenged Godzilla to a children's cardgame in the Shadow Realm. The loser will become winner's bitch for the whole eternity.

[Kaiju]

Godzilla, immune to death, wins, but was nice enough to not free Freddy, and they both went on tour giving the most awesome Bohemian Rhapsody concert EVER.

[QUADChromatic]

but no one attended

[Evileel]

What was good, because no one was seeing, so Godzilla and Freddie was free for making out for entire evening.

[Backmask]

And then Freddie raped Godzilla horrifically, which caused Godzilla to go through a mental breakdown and commit suicide...

[Kaiju]

Then Godzilla was reborn as he can't really die, and in turn "raped" freddy as they both enjoyed rape fantasies

[Evileel]

Unfortunately it have quickly become obvious that tentacles was a true Freddie's fetish, and Godzilla have really lacked of it.

[Kaiju]

But Godzilla had a friend, Biolante, and they had a threesome.

[Neomalysys]

Then Chuck Norris broke it up

[Kaiju]

And was crushed, because he lost his power due to him being a sellout.

[Neomalysys]

Then Mr.Popo gave Chuck his powers back due to the pecking order falling out of balance

[nipple]

Once the powers were in balance, they agreed not to battle ever again and got a 15% discount at Wal-mart

[jinzo64]

but wallmart clossed down and the pecking order collapesed when aizen defrowned mr.popo and killed chuck norris.

[Distict5-9]

He hadn't, however, taken Godzilla in account...

[jinzo64]

but luckily his new friend itachi had taken godzilla in to account and used his sharingan to defeat godzilla