[daikaisho vanguard]

She might just be out for surgery yet another time.

[BopBopBop]

yeah maybe. been a while ince she was last online :<

[Lietuvis]

She's gone, deal with it.

[BopBopBop]

will deal with.

[Tazuto]

She's gone, deal with it.

!!! how can you say that! Dx your evil D<

[acutekat]

she posted her phone number i think a while ago did anybody remember it?

[Dreamer]

i really need to talk to vicky.

[abyssion1337]

She's not around, what you really need is anyone who can give practical advice, I hate to say it but she only claims to be an expert as it's the only thing she's any kinds of good at but I believe she's just as messed up as anyone and that if you can find anyone whom you trust with the problem and keeping any necessary secrets then you'll be fine

[Issitheus]

Well, Odessa just posted a comment on one of my YouTube videos, so evidently she's just avoiding us :P

[Odessa]

I'm not avoiding anyone :(

Honestly, the few times I checked the site post-update there had been nearly no activity, so I had assumed the site had died. Apparently, I was mistaken.

As far as surgery, I go in for the operation on my head June 11th, less than two weeks now.

As for questions, let me know what I can do. Despite abyss' hurtful claims, I have a lot more experiance in this area than most, and have been a professional, which makes me an expert in my book. If you don't agree, find me someone better ;)

[Issitheus]

If you don't agree, find me someone better ;)
*looks around*
nope, you're the expert, mistress vicky!

[Odessa]

Damn straight I am ;)

[Mawelli]

Good that your back ^^

[daikaisho vanguard]

Good that her back what?

[tru3cha0s]

does that mean this thread is open? i have some questions.

[Mawelli]

Its been open all the time, only that now you'll be able to get some proper advice :D

[acutekat]

i now leave this thread alone

[tru3cha0s]

OK then i ask the question can a guy last to long in bed and if so how would i remedy this problem as i think thats what caused my last relationship to fail.

[Dreamer]

why can't you trust a guy?

[Tazuto]

vicky! hazzah! we should throw a random party >>

[Tazuto]

why can't you trust a guy?

not all guys are to be trusted? idk, you can trust me =D

[Odessa]

OK then i ask the question can a guy last to long in bed and if so how would i remedy this problem as i think thats what caused my last relationship to fail.



can a guy last too long in bed? I can't say I've heard of that problem. how do you think it hurt your relationship? did he desire more sex than you wanted, or something else? usually, i hear it the other way around, of guys not lasting long enough, prematue ejactulation, etc. If you don't mind giving more details, I'll see what I can do :)

if you don't want to post it here, feel free to PM me or e-mail me at bookwormbabe29@yahoo.com

[tru3cha0s]

hmm details. well then i am the guy :P assuming i was a girl tsk tsk hehe. well i seem too last longer than the girls in my sexual encounters. and it has created some awkward situations.
so the last girl i was with we had sex about 3 times a week but she would be done way before me and it just got too uncomfortable and we started fighting and went our separate ways.
now im 20 years old and am not sure how long i should last but i can go 15mins+ easily before i climax and then can be ready to go again. the woman ive been with seem to be done within 10mins.
wow got kinda long there

[Jazean]

...

...

um...

this sounds like an awkward problem indeed, congrats on the stamina thou...

[BopBopBop]

as far as my knowledge goes, the Self-lubrication of the vagina more or less stops after about 30 minutes, that may result in pain.
so you should be alright,
i havent heard of ways to lose the stamina tho... besides the Technique.

[nipple]

i still think it's a wrong forum to discuss things like that....
but anyway, continue ^^

[BopBopBop]

nah. could be worse.

[Lex]

Hello, I am new

This thread interested me so I figure why not. I saw all the AMVs on youtube and got quite interested, especially all the animes I didn't see. (Barefoot Gen, etc.)

So I see people are fighting, there's no point so stop.. you know if you get angry easily its a sign of low intelligence, that's why logical people talk it out. AHEM aside from that..

How to date..

No one should feel ashamed if you haven't dated yet.. what you should do though is..

1) Always be sociable, expand your social network, meet people from friends, go on and on, facebook, myspace it up. Who cares, as long as you're meeting people.

2) Meet people you find an interest in and keep a consistent relationship with them. Get their email, phone number, etc. Talk to them and get to know them, don't try to pry them open or anything or else they might be quick to judge. EVERYONE hates to be quickly judged because you haven't really "sold" yourself (your personality, who you are) to that person, so it kinda feels cheap. Never be too pressing.

3) Most importantly, and I tell my friends this a lot.. is to not just focus on one target. If you focus on one person you'll get your expectations raised and you'll be dependent on one person. There is nothing wrong wanting to find out about more then one person you might be interested in, before you date them or get into a relationship.

4) Try to pick up hints, flirt a little. Flirting is like... ugh.. complimenting and teasing a little bit.. its so spontaneous that sometimes you can use it in the beginning but most the time you should use it when you actually know that person. AND if they start flirting back you know that they are somewhat interested.

Any questions just PM me

[Lex]

Oh I have a question, how big is too big ?

Ladies.. if there are any here.. Are there ladies on the internet ?

[animefan900]

I have many problems with dating (as in I'm 17 never been on a date)
1.) my school doesn't support anime or video games
2.) I live in "the middle of nowhere," we have an Eb games, WalMart, Radio Shack, 1 small book store with no comics/manga, grocery stores and drug stores. So I have almost no access to my interests. (I refuse to spend hours at Eb games and I have no time for it)
3.) The nearest mall is 45 min away, I'm still on my Jr. license
4.) Anime/gamer girls are almost non existent in my school or not open about it
5.) I'm the least sociable person any of you will ever meet

[Dreamer]

not all guys are to be trusted? idk, you can trust me =D

Yeah I know.

[Dreamer]

I wish guys could trust girls, but a lot of them don't.

[nipple]

Only if they give a reason not to trust them

[abyssion1337]

I think you're misinterpreting generalizing a real problem; people don't trust other people, it has nothing to do with gender

[Dreamer]

Yeah I know that, but a lot of people don't listen.

[abyssion1337]

don't say it has anything to do with gender when it doesn't, that's all I'm tryin to say, it's a good way to get a bunch of fanatical idiots into a conversation that doesn't pertain to anything the really care about

[nipple]

a bunch of fanatical idiots

*cough*

=D

...
*edit*
and Abyss, don't mess things up, i mean "males don't trust females" is one problem and "people don't trust each other in general" is another. it's like "russians don't trust their president" and "X doesn't trust his mother". so if someone doesn't trust somebody ONLY because he/she is opposite gender, then something's wrong with him/her but if it's because he/she just doesn't like/know him/her (omg) then it's ok because it's just human nature.

[tru3cha0s]

I think that people don't trust each other because we (I assume everyone here is people) are afraid of being misled or hurt in some way and that would go double for the opposite gender as most people are trying to find a mate of the opposite gender. Being misled or taken advantage of in a relationship leaves people miserable and no one wants to feel that way so we close ourselves off and not give out our trust easily. People lie no way to get around it.

[abyssion1337]

I don't believe in your logic but I suppose that's one way to look at it

[tru3cha0s]

Care to share your logic on the topic?:) I would like to hear your thoughts and ideas on the subject.

[Dreamer]

Why?

[Ken-Chan]

Care to share your logic on the topic?:) I would like to hear your thoughts and ideas on the subject.

no you really wouldn't

[Dreamer]

Why are guys hard to fine these days?

[abyssion1337]

well that's cause there's a huge guy field trip to pre-revolutionary France for a few days to meet Madame de Pompadour

[get_mik]

I have a question...

Where is a good place to meet kind and nice ladies, excluding church.

I do not go out that often, mostly due to my work schedule and all, and I do not go to church as I follow a different path in life, but I do not know where else I would meet some random nice girl IRL.

Mik

[Mawelli]

well that's cause there's a huge guy field trip to pre-revolutionary France for a few days to meet Madame de Pompadour

wait...why didn't I hear of this! I'm always left out....

[abyssion1337]

maybe you should take that up with someone

[Tazuto]

Why are guys hard to fine these days?

we are elusive creatures?

why do girls travel in packs?

[Dreamer]

we are elusive creatures?

why do girls travel in packs?

we just do.

[Tazuto]

we just do.

why do they take forever in the bathroom?

[Dreamer]

why do they take forever in the bathroom?

its our body we take longer than guys do.

[Tazuto]

its our body we take longer than guys do.

why do girls talk behind other girls backs and act like friends?

[Dreamer]

why do girls talk behind other girls backs and act like friends?

i have no idea why we do. thats a good question to pm vicky about.

[abyssion1337]

no it's a human nature phenomenon

[NLAlchemist]

All i know is women find me real sexy and i dont even try to be

[abyssion1337]

well that's something that happens to lot's of people

[Luppi-tan]

I've got the exact opposite problem. Girls find me to be quite repelling, no matter how hard I try. I have girls that are friends, but no girlfriend.

[abyssion1337]

I'd guess that you're trying too hard then

[Luppi-tan]

Yeah, I could accept that as a contributing factor.

[nipple]

i was hoping we let the thread die

[abyssion1337]

with the return of people like Luppi that won't happen

[Luppi-tan]

If you wanted me to let the thread die, you know, you could just ask. I don't really consider myself an unreasonable person.

[abyssion1337]

I'm not blaming you I'm just saying we have a couple returning members who post here

[Kyle X]

Creatures of habit, we are.

[NodMan]

We are also sexual, fighting, and apes. So what is your point about habits? Almost all activities a "Human" does could be considered a habit if they do it more than once a day.

[abyssion1337]

We are also sexual, fighting, and apes. So what is your point about habits? Almost all activities a "Human" does could be considered a habit if they do it more than once a day.

let's not talk semantics here

[NodMan]

True but we aren't talking about sex here either. I got nicked the other day when this chick was giving me a BJ, the Pead of my Henis is a tittle sore.

[abyssion1337]

you know you don't have to censor yourself on this site, with each group of new members we get just a bit more PG and it's starting to bug me

[NodMan]

I'm not. I actually say the "Pead of my Henis" in real life.

[Kyle X]

Nicked, like on her teeth? Ouch.

[NodMan]

Aye laddy. It's basically healed but it stung-ed a bit for a few days.

[psilous]

ok so..

say you would approach a women with a request resembling this..

?Yo bitch ! say you stop sweat staining those cut up baby pink long shorts and come bite off a peice of my bent 4 banger in your crusted palace of baby making spud circuit. niga.?


how would that.. how to say ?fly?

and where , if any, places would i have room 4 improvement

{besides clearly gramatical sentence structure.. im writes from a ps3 and frankly.. icould give a ****ing goddamned less}

[NLAlchemist]

lol

[daikaisho vanguard]

ok so..

say you would approach a women with a request resembling this..

?Yo bitch ! say you stop sweat staining those cut up baby pink long shorts and come bite off a peice of my bent 4 banger in your crusted palace of baby making spud circuit. niga.?


how would that.. how to say ?fly?

and where , if any, places would i have room 4 improvement

{besides clearly gramatical sentence structure.. im writes from a ps3 and frankly.. icould give a ****ing goddamned less}

I might with one I knew well, one who could clearly see the irony.
To speak the truth, I think it stinks as a pick up line. I'd say radically shift the tone.

[luffyiscool]

wow.....just wow.....please never post again

[daikaisho vanguard]

I'm not sure if he harasses the girl or the language the most.
I hope it is clearly the girl, next time he posts.

[Kyle X]

I'd probably make a few sentences, instead of one large one.. and then reconsider what exactly I'm asking..

[Ravenick]

you know you don't have to censor yourself on this site, with each group of new members we get just a bit more PG and it's starting to bug me

you dont need to censor yourself, the new members know what their getting into, its their own resonsibility and choice.
also, it doesnt take much to bug you anyway.

[Doomimus]

Censorship can be funny if you use it right.

[luffyiscool]

hmm... i've got the perfect song for this moment!

"****, piss, ****, ****, ****-sucker,
Mother-****er, tits, fart, turd, and twat.
****, piss, ****, ****, ****-sucker,
Mother-****er, tits, fart, turd, and twat.
****, piss, ****, ****, ****-sucker,
Mother-****er, tits, fart, turd, and twat.
****, piss, ****, ****, ****-sucker,
Mother-****er, tits, fart, turd, and twat.
I ****ed your mom,
I wunna suck my dad, and my mommy too

(oh is this thing on?)"



yes, this song exists. it's a blink 182 song called "**** piss ****" >.>

[Issitheus]

Good news: Odessa's still alive.
Bad news: She's in so much pain that she can't get to the laptop. Apparently morphine and Vicodin weren't strong enough.
Good news: She's still alive.

[abyssion1337]

knowing her she either didn't take the drugs or under dosed

[luffyiscool]

good news indeed

[Ravenick]

knowing her she either didn't take the drugs or under dosed

always gotta make a comment, your as bad as me.

[Theendofallthingspurple]

Alright, it is me. I have a new question, more for the guys of this forum then for vikki:
If you were to get a girlfriend, how would you start?

Also, if you have particular interests- mine being video games and video game design/modding- how would you play that off as a positive?

I'm not saying video games/game design is bad, it's just not seen as highly as say... sports or whatever in many girl's eyes. Not trying to sound prejudiced against girl gamers, its just that I have never, ever met one face to face.

[Issitheus]

*Censored* can be *censored* if you use it right.
Like so?

[Theendofallthingspurple]

*Censored*

Yes.

[Doomimus]

Or somethin' like, "I'm a black Scottish cyclops! They've got more f*bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeep* than they've got the likes of me."

[Ken-Chan]

always gotta make a comment, your as bad as me.

hahahaha u two still push each other's buttons i missed that

[abyssion1337]

when did you get back?