[Odessa]

collected to stop

[Ken-Chan]

the kingdom hearts

[abyssion1337]

from winning the

[Kyle X]

preparation game in

[abyssion1337]

which time moves

[Kyle X]

quickly when angered

[abyssion1337]

by the king

[Ken-Chan]

Mikey of the

[abyssion1337]

the great empire.

[Ken-Chan]

The Spartan army

[abyssion1337]

sent by CATS

[Ken-Chan]

invaded the great

[abyssion1337]

bases of teh

[Ken-Chan]

who's defense system

[abyssion1337]

who's defense system
you do realize that teh=the right?

[Ken-Chan]

these stories dont have to make sense

[abyssion1337]

it still helps if they follow basic grammar

[Kyle X]

who's defense system
you do realize that teh=the right?

Just roll wit it!
Bases of "TEH" could be like Bases of "Triumphant Energetic Homosexuals".

was known world-wide

[Ken-Chan]

as the worst

[Kyle X]

system of defense

[Ken-Chan]

in the nation

[Kyle X]

of electoral citizens.

[Ken-Chan]

X marks the

[Kyle X]

magic playstation button

[Ken-Chan]

that allows u

[Kyle X]

inflict massive damage

[Ken-Chan]

and gain bonus

[imphic]

points when fighting

[Mawelli]

a giant enemy

(come one people, you know what I want next)

[abyssion1337]

pidgy that was

(you knew I wasn't going to say it)

[imphic]

a-firiin' its laser

[abyssion1337]

with huge gusto

[Kyle X]

right into your

[abyssion1337]

huge balls, pokeballs

[Kyle X]

to damage them

[abyssion1337]

with the backburner

[Kyle X]

which releases natural-gas

[abyssion1337]

and crits from

[Kyle X]

its nozzles. Eleven

(What are crits?)

[imphic]

elephants bravely defied

[Kyle X]

the gravity of

[abyssion1337]

your fat ass

[Ken-Chan]

and entered the

[abyssion1337]

tunnel of death

[Ken-Chan]

which had the

[Kyle X]

consistency of vaginal-walls

[Ken-Chan]

and tasted like

[Mawelli]

strawberry marshmallows. This

[abyssion1337]

confused the masses

[Odessa]

because really, when

[Pink_Nipple]

you taste it,

[imphic]

you contract hepatitis

[Odessa]

and nobody wants

[Pink_Nipple]

to lick pikachu's

[Odessa]

lolly pop. So

[Pink_Nipple]

, the only way

[Ken-Chan]

to survive is

[abyssion1337]

not say candle

[Kyle X]

-stick, ballroom, Mustard.

[abyssion1337]

Candle Jack then

[Kyle X]

appeared regardless of

[Odessa]

the purple elephant

[abyssion1337]

with a laser

[Odessa]

guided misse launcer.

[imphic]

Ninjas battled pirates

[abyssion1337]

and had victory

[Odessa]

claimed by the pirates

[Ken-Chan]

who were ambushed

[Odessa]

by powerless bunnies

[abyssion1337]

tricked the smurfs

[Ken-Chan]

and had their

[Odessa]

entrails removed painfully

[abyssion1337]

the the wizard

[Odessa]

died. The pirates

[Divine Dragoon]

were driving me

[abyssion1337]

to the mall

[Divine Dragoon]

were i bought

[abyssion1337]

toilet paper and

[13egin]

smothered an old

[abyssion1337]

liger that had

[Mawelli]

chewed a bunny

[Ken-Chan]

and made paste

[Mawelli]

which tasted awfully

[Ken-Chan]

like horse cum.

[Mawelli]

Surprised at this

[abyssion1337]

Gatsby used his

[Ken-Chan]

horse cum transformation

[13egin]

to free the

[imphic]

chibi Sailor Scouts

[13egin]

from pokemon trainer

[Odessa]

's Bulbasuar hentai vinewhip

[imphic]

tyranny. Gatsby then

[abyssion1337]

used his awesome

[imphic]

orange lama Wendy

[Ken-Chan]

to show those

[imphic]

dirty Icelanders that

[Ken-Chan]

there lives have

[imphic]

been futile endeavors

[Ken-Chan]

that have no

[abyssion1337]

parry or dodge.

[Odessa]

The Mighty Finland

[abyssion1337]

folded to Gatsby

[Tazuto]

the all knowing

[abyssion1337]

all powerful king

[Ravenick]

XD



BOO

IM BAAACK

[13egin]

Butters who raped

[Ken-Chan]

nothin and had

[Tazuto]

to eat alot

[Ken-Chan]

of green tomatoes

[Tazuto]

to defeat the

[abyssion1337]

the minions of

[imphic]

L whose candy

[Ken-Chan]

made u horny

[abyssion1337]

but not Gatsby

[Ken-Chan]

who decided to

[Pink_Nipple]

become a misantrope

[imphic]

and throw tomatoes

[Ken-Chan]

at the mongolian

[Pink_Nipple]

post-hardcore band

[Ken-Chan]

which was playing

[Pink_Nipple]

their worst song

[imphic]

"Lil' Cutey Wootey"

[Odessa]

over the loudspeakers

[Ken-Chan]

that were the

[Mawelli]

most impressive loudspeakers

[imphic]

in Hyrule. Knowing

[BopBopBop]

that Epic Fail Guy would

[Mawelli]

utterly fail, they

[abyssion1337]

used Gatsby's wealth

[Ken-Chan]

to hire assassins

[Tazuto]

made completely of

[Ken-Chan]

sperm, they were

[imphic]

kung fu fighting

[Ken-Chan]

for the right

[imphic]

to party all

[abyssion1337]

and were fast

[imphic]

to the finish

[abyssion1337]

as though they

[Mawelli]

had consumed gallons

[imphic]

of Brawndo. After

[Kyle X]

something completely different

[imphic]

defeated the assassins

[Kyle X]

near the light

[imphic]

of the moon,

[Kyle X]

people began to

[imphic]

fight the power

[Kyle X]

within your heart

[abyssion1337]

that corrupts the

[imphic]

politicians to outlaw

[abyssion1337]

oxygen; causing millions

[imphic]

of black market

[Kyle X]

Air-soft guns to

[imphic]

be bought for

[13egin]

the play terrorist

[abyssion1337]

in live-action counterstrike

[imphic]

of the infamous

[abyssion1337]

king of the

[Odessa]

bippity-boppity-bo people of shananananananananananananananananananananananana

[imphic]

while the ostrichs

[abyssion1337]

of the king

[imphic]

daringly wielded bananas

[Odessa]

dipped in chocolate

[abyssion1337]

with great tears

[Odessa]

embedded into the

[abyssion1337]

great emerald grasshopper

[Odessa]

as sapphire eyes

[imphic]

burning like fire

[abyssion1337]

in the sheep's

[imphic]

aching loins. The

[abyssion1337]

king of France

[imphic]

and Cardinal Richelieu

[abyssion1337]

fought with Rasputin

[Odessa]

over the last

[abyssion1337]

doughnut in the

[Odessa]

royal kitchen cabinent

[imphic]

with knives and

[Mawelli]

men in tights!

[imphic]

Rasputin won. He

[Odessa]

cheated obviously, but

[imphic]

screw the rules

[abyssion1337]

he has money

[Odessa]

and green hair.

[abyssion1337]

but not a

[Odessa]

magical talking pony

[abyssion1337]

for great justice

[Odessa]

((how does that make sense in the context?))

. This didn't matter

[abyssion1337]

as the hacker

[Odessa]

was now hacking

[abyssion1337]

all the people

[Odessa]

's cybernetic brain

[abyssion1337]

with a great

[imphic]

tuning fork and

[Odessa]

bubble gum wrapped

[BopBopBop]

sporks, that was

[abyssion1337]

sporks, that was
ouch subject verb agreement fail

able to read

[Odessa]

pig latin perfectly,

[abyssion1337]

but not Spanish

[imphic]

or Ebonics so

[abyssion1337]

they weren't useful

[Ken-Chan]

with making the

[abyssion1337]

hybrid army of

[Ken-Chan]

gilgamesh much stronger

[abyssion1337]

than trees of

[Ken-Chan]

of the mighty

[abyssion1337]

wyld dingo of

[Ken-Chan]

Jackie Chan's lair

[abyssion1337]

in the merry

[Ken-Chan]

land of gum-drops and

[13egin]

Aids. Everyone has

[Ken-Chan]

samurai swords that

[abyssion1337]

are also rainbows

[Ken-Chan]

with flame handles

[Kyle X]

in their souls

[Ken-Chan]

of Janepa the

[abyssion1337]

master of Brazilian

[Ken-Chan]

waxing who's job

[imphic]

pays well but

[Kyle X]

has no dental

[Ken-Chan]

waxing(:P), so he

[imphic]

got the wax

[Ken-Chan]

placed it on

[abyssion1337]

the whale in

[Ken-Chan]

his office, the

[Kyle X]

very next opportunity.

[thedarkmessenger]

Afterwards he and

[Ken-Chan]

his mum punched

[thedarkmessenger]

the hell out

[Ken-Chan]

of my face

[thedarkmessenger]

so much that

[Ken-Chan]

i decided to

[thedarkmessenger]

falcon-punch them back!

[Ken-Chan]

Now i am

[Mawelli]

feeling very ill

[Ken-Chan]

and turning green

[abyssion1337]

onions into red

[imphic]

pokemon for fighting

[abyssion1337]

the blue team.

[imphic]

I'm going to

[Ken-Chan]

crush humanity and

[imphic]

swallow your soul

[Ken-Chan]

to satisfy my

[imphic]

dream of becoming

[Ken-Chan]

of being a

[imphic]

slobbering sadistic succubus

[Ken-Chan]

that has urges

[imphic]

from the darkness

[Ken-Chan]

to rip apart

[imphic]

genitalia when finished.

[Ken-Chan]

Booze makes u

[Mawelli]

feel like licking

[imphic]

everything to gain

[Luppi-tan]

A new drunkenness

[abyssion1337]

stupor that morning

[Ken-Chan]

will never arrive

[imphic]

thanks to chasers

[Ken-Chan]

faithful dog Fido

[abyssion1337]

and the hobbit

[Ken-Chan]

rebelled against there

[abyssion1337]

(do you mean their?)

drug dealing snakeman

[imphic]

dressed in white

[13egin]

polka danced around

[Tazuto]

the flaming pit

[13egin]

that sparked a

[abyssion1337]

new age in

[imphic]

Quebec and Vermont

[abyssion1337]

where French Canadians

[imphic]

make pretty shoes

[abyssion1337]

and get sacrificed

[Ken-Chan]

to the god

[abyssion1337]

called Yog-Sothoth the

[Ken-Chan]

third. His father

[abyssion1337]

didn't care for

[Ken-Chan]

this so he

[abyssion1337]

started a corporation

[13egin]

of baby slaughter

[abyssion1337]

, toxic waste production

[Useful]

(from my anus)

[imphic]

, and stamp collecting

[abyssion1337]

of used stamps

[13egin]

killing mother Teresa

[abyssion1337]

with Thor's hammer

[Ken-Chan]

of plushy powers

[abyssion1337]

and shoggoth's madness

[Ken-Chan]

together made a

[Mawelli]

great slushy. Unimpressed

[Odessa]

Captain Planet decided

[imphic]

to avenge Teresa

[abyssion1337]

by eating babies

[Odessa]

with pixie dust

[abyssion1337]

and demonic grins

[Odessa]

, the world would

[abyssion1337]

die painfully as

[Ken-Chan]

i bashed everyone

[imphic]

with my guitar

[Ken-Chan]

so they wouldn't

[Odessa]

have to hear

[abyssion1337]

country music. Everyone

[Odessa]

cried when it

[imphic]

was closing time

[abyssion1337]

and the poisonous