[Kyle X]

of freedom. Midnight

[Mawelli]

came and everyone

[Kyle X]

submitted funny videos

[abyssion1337]

using a new

[Kyle X]

ridiculously funny anime

[daikaisho vanguard]

depicting naked onions

[abyssion1337]

and a green

[daikaisho vanguard]

Leaves singing Yatta

[Kyle X]

and playing harmonicas.

[abyssion1337]

Then the Yozi

[Filleraol]

came dressed as

[abyssion1337]

the champions of

[daikaisho vanguard]

the submitted nations

[Mawelli]

, while chanting the

[abyssion1337]

great king into

[Mawelli]

an awefully sadistic

[daikaisho vanguard]

newspaper distribution central

[abyssion1337]

modern force focus

[Mawelli]

. This made absolutely

[abyssion1337]

the distance between

[daikaisho vanguard]

Jupiter and Philadelphia

[Mawelli]

which equals to

[daikaisho vanguard]

the value of

[Kyle X]

100 4chan market-shares

[abyssion1337]

with the new

[Odessa]

Satanic verse converter

[daikaisho vanguard]

. Salman Rushdie's salmon

[abyssion1337]

had become the

[daikaisho vanguard]

semen of Saruman

[Odessa]

which oddly enough,

[Mawelli]

tasted exactly like

[daikaisho vanguard]

cerebral Cerberus cutlets

[Odessa]

coated in custard

[daikaisho vanguard]

cut into cubes

[Odessa]

covered with caramel

[abyssion1337]

camel lard and

[daikaisho vanguard]

christmas caseroles. Then

[Odessa]

jolly old Satan

[Kyle X]

proclaimed with gusto, "

[abyssion1337]

that bloody wanker

[daikaisho vanguard]

is up for

[Mawelli]

a good old

[daikaisho vanguard]

steak and a

[Mawelli]

huge ass bowl

[Filleraol]

made of old

[Mawelli]

fried green tomatoes.

[Filleraol]

It tasted like

[Mawelli]

chocolate pudding with

[Filleraol]

fried old lady

[daikaisho vanguard]

pancakes glued together

[Filleraol]

with old man's

[daikaisho vanguard]

feet, leaving him

[abyssion1337]

very much dead

[Mawelli]

. This caused a

[nipple]

massive riot in

[Mawelli]

the internetz which

[nipple]

allowed fat trollz

[daikaisho vanguard]

to march towards

[Mawelli]

the open world

[BopBopBop]

,full of fluffy

[daikaisho vanguard]

green scones

[Mawelli]

that resembled the

[abyssion1337]

very dead deputy

[Kyle X]

of Alderdunesburg. DESTROY

[daikaisho vanguard]

, the chairman yelled,

[abyssion1337]

the man who

[daikaisho vanguard]

stole my fried

[abyssion1337]

green tomatoes, and

[Mawelli]

the inconceivably large

[abyssion1337]

tornado that stole

[Mawelli]

everyones pants so

[daikaisho vanguard]

many times that

[abyssion1337]

there was much

[Mawelli]

rejoicing. The cold

[daikaisho vanguard]

that she had

[abyssion1337]

gone crazy from

[daikaisho vanguard]

made her sneeze

[Kyle X]

and vomit "rage"

[Mawelli]

that infected all

[daikaisho vanguard]

the adjacent badgers

[Filleraol]

with snake flu

[daikaisho vanguard]

. Then biker mice

[nipple]

ate biker cheese

[Mawelli]

so that biker

[daikaisho vanguard]

cats had sumfing

[Kyle X]

to complain about.

[Mawelli]

Though dissappointed, the

[daikaisho vanguard]

Biker Mice

[Mawelli]

from Austria decided

[nipple]

to get into

[daikaisho vanguard]

defence mode, bringing

[Mawelli]

multiple orcs with

[abyssion1337]

not enough Dakka

[Mawelli]

to the playfield

[nipple]

and giving them

[abyssion1337]

the dancing fire

[Kyle X]

for three stinkin'

[Mawelli]

pairs of socks.

[abyssion1337]

that could tell

[Mawelli]

wonderful stories to

[daikaisho vanguard]

raise the morale

[nipple]

of the biker

[abyssion1337]

that was really

[daikaisho vanguard]

annoyed with the

[Mawelli]

melted cheese. Suprisingly

[abyssion1337]

they did the

[Mawelli]

YMCA on rollerskates

[Kyle X]

between songs, and

[Mawelli]

used the pogosticks

[daikaisho vanguard]

to manipulate the

[nipple]

angry naruto cosplayers

[abyssion1337]

fought the Rocky

[nipple]

and won. But

[daikaisho vanguard]

within the range

[abyssion1337]

of everyone's stupidity

[daikaisho vanguard]

, there is evidence,

[nipple]

that proves - Pikachu

[Kyle X]

is controlling everyone's

[nipple]

erection to capture

[Kyle X]

National Treasure 2

[nipple]

and support PIRACY

[Mawelli]

so everyone can

[nipple]

yell HAAAAARRRR!!! and

[daikaisho vanguard]

throw up. If

[nipple]

throwing up counts

[daikaisho vanguard]

for victory points,

[nipple]

then the winrar

[daikaisho vanguard]

folded his cards

[nipple]

and shot himself.

[Kyle X]

and began work

[abyssion1337]

you're not ok

[nipple]

. what the ****

[Kyle X]

oh, delayed post

[abyssion1337]

yeah pretty much

[daikaisho vanguard]

and shot himself.

At the burial

[abyssion1337]

there were pink

[daikaisho vanguard]

and smelled of

[NLAlchemist]

cheese and sex

[nipple]

-change surgery. For

[abyssion1337]

the pink elephants

[nipple]

it was strange

[abyssion1337]

since they were

[nipple]

hermaphrodites and hated

[abyssion1337]

not getting references

[nipple]

from indian movies

[abyssion1337]

about drunk flying

[Kyle X]

fish, fly fishing

[abyssion1337]

for the floats

[Ken-Chan]

that rock the

[abyssion1337]

great god Cthulhu

[NLAlchemist]

with a mighty

[nipple]

Pink Gibson Guitar

[abyssion1337]

that could talk

[nipple]

like Barack Obama

[abyssion1337]

and the king

[Ken-Chan]

of death who

[abyssion1337]

was actually the

[Ken-Chan]

great mighty poo

[abyssion1337]

but he didn't

[Kyle X]

complete this sentence

[Ken-Chan]

and was sentenced

[Kyle X]

to life imprisonment

[Ken-Chan]

where he was

[abyssion1337]

released by rebels

[Ken-Chan]

which planned to

[abyssion1337]

blow up the

[Ken-Chan]

the white house

[abyssion1337]

by using cute

[Ken-Chan]

little mecha units

[abyssion1337]

that used cute

[Ken-Chan]

kitty's with explosives

[abyssion1337]

and razor sharp

[Ken-Chan]

kunai used to

[abyssion1337]

blow up the

[Ken-Chan]

the land of

[abyssion1337]

the missingno's and

[Ken-Chan]

bubblegum flavoured loli's:D

[abyssion1337]

with amazingly great

[Ken-Chan]

super powers which

[abyssion1337]

they use to

[Ken-Chan]

alter the will

[abyssion1337]

of fair folk.

[Ken-Chan]

Back in Kentucky

[abyssion1337]

the colonial pulled

[Ken-Chan]

the plug on

[abyssion1337]

the pressure cooker

[Ken-Chan]

which made the

[abyssion1337]

railway rifle fail

[Ken-Chan]

and caused instant

[abyssion1337]

backlash on the

[Ken-Chan]

white supremacist who

[Kyle X]

governed various animals

[abyssion1337]

of the fuzzy

[Kyle X]

but distinguished nation

[abyssion1337]

of the Sontaron

[Ken-Chan]

which had great

[abyssion1337]

big gigantic penises

[Ken-Chan]

that loved the

[abyssion1337]

taste of fine

[Ken-Chan]

females who would

[abyssion1337]

bring them pizza

[nipple]

and pleasure with

[Mawelli]

a gaffi stick

[abyssion1337]

that sounds like

[Ken-Chan]

raffi stick which

[abyssion1337]

doesn't actually exist

[Ken-Chan]

but the minds

[abyssion1337]

of Raptor Jesus

[Ken-Chan]

was a scary

[abyssion1337]

singing plant named

[Ken-Chan]

after the greek

[Mawelli]

singer Rastapopuopopuololous, who

[Ken-Chan]

had a mole

[Filleraol]

on his balls

[abyssion1337]

, great and flaming

[Ken-Chan]

sword of Azeroth

[abyssion1337]

(you realize that great and flaming is being used to describe the balls right?)

[alucard151]

(you realize that great and flaming is being used to describe the balls right?)

and on that note


with blue hell fire,

[NLAlchemist]

came the time

[Ken-Chan]

, great and flaming
hahaha i thought i saw a . my bad

when chobits would

[Mawelli]

jump on their

[daikaisho vanguard]

bicycles and head

[Mawelli]

towards the everlasting

[Issitheus]

lord of darkness.

[Mawelli]

On this particular

[nipple]

evening everyone got

[daikaisho vanguard]

charged with

[Mawelli]

electrolytes, so that

[abyssion1337]

they could fly

[Mawelli]

out of their

[abyssion1337]

great big jet

[daikaisho vanguard]

Black fan club

[SinfulGFX]

into the sky

[abyssion1337]

that was made

[Mawelli]

of jellyfish and

[abyssion1337]

used the great

[Mawelli]

toothpick to clean

[abyssion1337]

the radroaches from

[nipple]

vault 13. Something

[abyssion1337]

then used some

[nipple]

antidote and cured

[NLAlchemist]

but it still

[daikaisho vanguard]

laid silent in

[abyssion1337]

the new valley

[nipple]

of the damned

[daikaisho vanguard]

van and his

[abyssion1337]

idiocy knew no

[nipple]

borders. That fact

[Mawelli]

is a mystery

[daikaisho vanguard]

, since the postman

[NLAlchemist]

rang the bell

[abyssion1337]

and he fell

[daikaisho vanguard]

in love with

[Issitheus]

the man at

[daikaisho vanguard]

John McCain's

[Mawelli]

secret occultist society,

[nipple]

"the hurty place"

[Mawelli]

that was created

[abyssion1337]

using the might

[Mawelli]

of the Wabbajack.

[nipple]

Then the postman

[abyssion1337]

summoned a scamp

[nipple]

to rape the

[abyssion1337]

beautiful French countryside

[NLAlchemist]

with sheep to

[Mawelli]

make her terrible

[abyssion1337]

at the size

[Evileel]

of Paris Royal Brothel, where...

[daikaisho vanguard]

Jean Claude van

[Animegirlzzzzzzz]

Darn decided to

[abyssion1337]

become the worst

[Animegirlzzzzzzz]

Caramelldansen provider ever!

[abyssion1337]

and use his

[daikaisho vanguard]

French language skills

[Ken-Chan]

convince the world

[Evileel]

that it needs more

[nipple]

than THREE words

[daikaisho vanguard]

to explain how

[abyssion1337]

to use super

[daikaisho vanguard]

man's underwear for

[abyssion1337]

the purposes of

[Evileel]

World domination, which may be achieved by

[abyssion1337]

World domination, which may be achieved by

I know people have recently been told THREE WORDS

[Animegirlzzzzzzz]

But we then decided to directly defy this for some reason.

[daikaisho vanguard]

World domination, which

was secured by

[abyssion1337]

using the masked

[NLAlchemist]

man's tooth for

[abyssion1337]

eating fire extinguishers

[Animegirlzzzzzzz]

and crapping out

[Evileel]

I know people have recently been told THREE WORDS

Sorry http://fc02.deviantart.com/fs25/f/2008/140/8/7/Tails_Bored_by_TarnishPrower.gif Just I read the first page and saw no rules there and saw other posts longer than 3 words, so I thought there are no words limit. I hope there are no limits in the "Third Killing thread". I like to write really long and annoying slaughter scenarios there.
Dammit, now this my post have 76 words, 2 smiles and 2 quotes instead of 3 simple words. Looks like Im really ruining this forum http://forum.imperiaonline.org/int/Smileys/classic/grin.gif
So...


and crapping out

many cute little...

[Animegirlzzzzzzz]

exploding Uruk-Hai!!!

[abyssion1337]

and great magikarp

[Animegirlzzzzzzz]

was subject to

[abyssion1337]

the thrill of

[Animegirlzzzzzzz]

the killed. Kefka

[abyssion1337]

then teamed up

[Animegirlzzzzzzz]

with Buggy the

[abyssion1337]

imaginary whale. They

[daikaisho vanguard]

wrote a recommendation

[abyssion1337]

to change the