[daikaisho vanguard]

reelection of Hamid

[abyssion1337]

but not the

[Animegirlzzzzzzz]

memory of Manticore.

[abyssion1337]

Then we tried

[daikaisho vanguard]

to erase his

[nipple]

BIOS and burn

[Evileel]

all the witches

[abyssion1337]

with a heavy

[Animegirlzzzzzzz]

ENEMY CRAB who

[abyssion1337]

had no weak

[daikaisho vanguard]

or undefended political

[abyssion1337]

spot of the

[Animegirlzzzzzzz]

wall that divided

[NLAlchemist]

good from bad

[Animegirlzzzzzzz]

. That's unexpectingly bias...

[abyssion1337]

but not very

[Animegirlzzzzzzz]

angry. Final Fantasy

[daikaisho vanguard]

dispatched its characters

[Animegirlzzzzzzz]

to do your

[abyssion1337]

worst Elvis impersonation

[daikaisho vanguard]

with a beer

[abyssion1337]

and no pants.

[Animegirlzzzzzzz]

Tidus then said

[abyssion1337]

"Hey Auron, I

[Filleraol]

got an erection

[Animegirlzzzzzzz]

staring at Lulu!"

[abyssion1337]

then all those

[Animegirlzzzzzzz]

people that do

[abyssion1337]

not get the

[Animegirlzzzzzzz]

memo are all

[abyssion1337]

won the stupid

[Animegirlzzzzzzz]

Razzie award for

[abyssion1337]

being colossal idiots

[Filleraol]

for trying to

[abyssion1337]

understand things they

[Filleraol]

just could not

[abyssion1337]

get from lack

[Filleraol]

of oxygen and

[abyssion1337]

being colossal morons.

[Mawelli]

Noticing that they

[Doomimus]

...killed the main character...

[HylAz10]

...They began digging a tunnel to neverland....

[cactuargirl]

where they were....

[abyssion1337]

taking the hobbits

[Scorchedenigma]

to the shoe store

[abyssion1337]

in the spire

[Mawelli]

to the shoe store

3 words....3....three....tre....tres

of K2. This

[HylAz10]

to buy over 8999 copies of miami vice

[Kyle X]

..

was problematic for

[abyssion1337]

the king in

[Filleraol]

his blue underwear

[abyssion1337]

but actually it

[Mawelli]

made him feel

[daikaisho vanguard]

like a fried

[abyssion1337]

duck fresh out

[Threvlin]

of a tiny

[abyssion1337]

negligee made from

[Threvlin]

the hopes and

[Doomimus]

lustful desires of

[daikaisho vanguard]

Paris Hilton

[Threvlin]

(Par is Hilton? or Paris Hill ton? :P good old three words...)

. He knew that

[daikaisho vanguard]

two were allowed

(no need to lessen the creative space of the next writer)

[Threvlin]

(Ah, oops. I missed that...)

but he wanted

[Ken-Chan]

to find why

[daikaisho vanguard]

cucumbers didn't fit

[Threvlin]

behind the stairs

[abyssion1337]

without a large

[daikaisho vanguard]

amount of pressure

[abyssion1337]

that he was

[Kyle X]

bent on delivering

[abyssion1337]

to the next

[Threvlin]

jerk who didn't

[daikaisho vanguard]

acknowledge his supremacy

[Threvlin]

before kneeling on

[Doomimus]

blocks of petrified cow dung

[daikaisho vanguard]

written as three

[Kyle X]

and screaming, "SEX

[Threvlin]

-y times are

[Doomimus]

a-changin'

[abyssion1337]

and the scenery

[Tazuto]

is going to

[Threvlin]

fade to black.

[daikaisho vanguard]

Failed saving throws

[Ken-Chan]

off gaming confidence

[abyssion1337]

unless they wanted

[daikaisho vanguard]

to make sense

[abyssion1337]

which they didn't,

[Odessa]

for logic's dumb

[daikaisho vanguard]

as a donkey

[Doomimus]

bum.

[Threvlin]

Do you know

[imphic]

the way to

[daikaisho vanguard]

Oz? he asked$

[Filleraol]

while eating his

[abyssion1337]

fried green tomatoes

[Filleraol]

with a spoon

[abyssion1337]

and a triumph

[Filleraol]

motorcycle

[abyssion1337]

shinikaze

[Threvlin]

which had been

[daikaisho vanguard]

fried over a

[Kyle X]

period of weeks

[daikaisho vanguard]

a month prior

[Odessa]

to the anniversary

[Threvlin]

of his majesty

[Filleraol]

Filip The Great

[Evileel]

was naked and

[Doomimus]

covered in puddin'

[Threvlin]

wrapped in bacon

[Doomimus]

deep-fried in rapeseed oil

[Threvlin]

surrounded by shadows

[daikaisho vanguard]

of the past

[Evileel]

which was so unbelievably

[Threvlin]

dull that the

[Evileel]

rest of the folks

[daikaisho vanguard]

cried in shame.

[Filleraol]

Again, Gandalf arrived

[Threvlin]

from the east

[daikaisho vanguard]

on his bicycle

[abyssion1337]

built for two

[Threvlin]

which was known

[abyssion1337]

to be for

[Threvlin]

-gotten by the

[UUSKA]

shoop de whoop

[Threvlin]

that was charged

[Filleraol]

with 1000000000 volts

[abyssion1337]

of pure funk

[Kyle X]

and good times

[abyssion1337]

that kept rolling.

[acutekat]

meanwhile in another

[abyssion1337]

senatorial election, there

[nipple]

was a famous

[abyssion1337]

clown running for

[nipple]

his life. Children

[tapirs!?]

were chasing him

[abyssion1337]

they thought he

[Filleraol]

was the scary

[abyssion1337]

clown named Pennywise

[JinVicious]

who ate children

[tapirs!?]

with soy sauce

[Doomimus]

and a nice Chianti.

[abyssion1337]

He also haunted

[tapirs!?]

Haunter, the Pok?mon

[acutekat]

, who also ate

[Tazuto]

ash the trainer

[abyssion1337]

sent out pikachu

[nipple]

to rape all

[whyilovetehanime]

Worst Story Ever... I will only read it three more times and then Blog my Discust on My blog, But if you will excuse me i have to get back to my comic book store.
- Some Simpsons Charector...

[abyssion1337]

Worst Story Ever... I will only read it three more times and then Blog my Discust on My blog, But if you will excuse me i have to get back to my comic book store.
- Some Simpsons Charector...

It's not some Simpson's Character it's comic book guy

[Charon]

to rape all

The gay musicians

[abyssion1337]

and stupid haters

[Tazuto]

with a huge

[Filleraol]

tamed tentacle monster

[Charon]

named Rick Thompson.

[abyssion1337]

who was not

[daikaisho vanguard]

certified as an

[Tazuto]

safe and healthly

[Threvlin]

practitioner of healthy

[Charon]

murder and rape

[daikaisho vanguard]

, but he still

[Threvlin]

did not know

[Kyle X]

the origins of

[daikaisho vanguard]

that green fruit

[JinVicious]

Which gave him

[daikaisho vanguard]

Super power beyond

[JinVicious]

Super Saiyan 4

[Threvlin]

which we know

[JinVicious]

Can piss lightning

[Doomimus]

and crap thunder

[gigg44]

and also changes

[Threvlin]

the way that

[abyssion1337]

they liked to

[daikaisho vanguard]

arrange the flowers

[abyssion1337]

with stonking great

[Doomimus]

milk factories

[JinVicious]

Owned by Cananda.

[Threvlin]

which is owned

[gigg44]

by the goverment

[Doomimus]

of the U.S.A.

[abyssion1337]

and the alien

[Tazuto]

hiding under the

[Threvlin]

great tower of

[whyilovetehanime]

And then ended!

[daikaisho vanguard]

Will continue from here;


great tower of

Cheesy jokes made

[Tazuto]

by a very old

[abyssion1337]

man in cat (hey should we count articles as words or not?)

[Mawelli]

man in cat (hey should we count articles as words or not?)

yes you do count them as words, this has been said before...

clothes, which seemed

[abyssion1337]

(I believe it came up undecided before, there's certainly no reason to not to, most of us are smart enough to not go overboard)

like they were

[Filleraol]

made out of

[abyssion1337]

spaghetti covered in

[Macavoy]

meatballs and spunk

[daikaisho vanguard]

. This man was

It's alive!

[Macavoy]

a very peculiar

[Jasonbobdude]

Mexican gunslinger/doctor

[Kyle X]

with a doctorate

[abyssion1337]

in child psychology

[Kyle X]

that enjoyed brief

Nice follow up!

[Evileel]

manual: "How to

[Macavoy]

dissect animals that

[Mawelli]

no longer can

[abyssion1337]

be cut" and

[Evileel]

then he took

[abyssion1337]

his foul bible

[Filleraol]

which was written

[Evileel]

by Satan himself

[nipple]

and fapped to

[Kyle X]

every female name

[Jasonbobdude]

that wasn't "Leslie"

[Evileel]

and finally he

[abyssion1337]

gave into despair.

[Evileel]

Because his girlfriend

[daikaisho vanguard]

was a cheetah

[Scorchedenigma]

who had sex

[abyssion1337]

with a walrus

[daikaisho vanguard]

he felt betrayed

[Evileel]

, because that walrus

[daikaisho vanguard]

was John Lennon

[Jasonbobdude]

. What the hell?

[Filleraol]

he said while

[daikaisho vanguard]

the Eggmen sat

[Filleraol]

down, whispering disturbing

[Scorchedenigma]

amv hell quotes

[daikaisho vanguard]

to Semolina Pilchard

[Jasonbobdude]

while drinking Windex

[abyssion1337]

mixed with a

[Scorchedenigma]

quart of antifreeze

[Tamsy]

which smelled good

[abyssion1337]

before they added

[Scorchedenigma]

the orphan tears

[Jasonbobdude]

, but then Jesus

[abyssion1337]

and Santa Christ

[Evileel]

with his minime

[Kyle X]

interrupted the shenanigans

[daikaisho vanguard]

amidst their lunch

[Macavoy]

. They did not

[daikaisho vanguard]

like cheese, so

[abyssion1337]

the developed an

[Doomimus]

antibody

[Jasonbobdude]

which eats babies

[Evileel]

and walruses too

[Scorchedenigma]

,but not cows

[Evileel]

except green ones

[daikaisho vanguard]

close to McCartney.

[Macavoy]

after all that

[Doomimus]

jazz

[Evileel]

and green cows

[Filleraol]

they started making

[daikaisho vanguard]

fun of Abbey

[Evileel]

Monks got enraged

[nipple]

. Jonh Lennon, as

[daikaisho vanguard]

usual, were

[nipple]

using three words

[Macavoy]

that sounded like;

[Evileel]

farting

[daikaisho vanguard]

down the runway

[Kyle X]

in panoramic entropy

[Jasonbobdude]

. They got naked

[abyssion1337]

because they were

[daikaisho vanguard]

in an octopus's

[Evileel]

theme park

http://www.themeparkreview.com/forum/files/octopus_826.jpg

[nipple]

of doom. The

[Evileel]

internet sucks

[daikaisho vanguard]

when you want

[nipple]

some furry porn

[Evileel]

and shemale incest

[daikaisho vanguard]

seems secondary when

[nipple]

you see a

[Jasonbobdude]

real-life example.

[daikaisho vanguard]

Thus, it can

[Doomimus]

thoroughly warp

[abyssion1337]

everything box shaped

[Jasonbobdude]

unless they're triangles

[abyssion1337]

cause triangle man

[Kyle X]

really likes triangles

[Evileel]

and his brother

[nipple]

, also known as

[abyssion1337]

particle man, who

[Jasonbobdude]

is unexpectedly obese

[Kyle X]

protects the shapes.

[abyssion1337]

Nobody expected the

[Evileel]

Evil Mathematician to

[Jasonbobdude]

fail Pre-Algebra

[abyssion1337]

and pre-calculus

[Evileel]

and he decided

[Filleraol]

to become a

[nipple]

sentry gun and

[Evileel]

start

[Jasonbobdude]

shooting some people

[Evileel]

Everyone was screaming

http://firsthour.net/screenshots/call-of-duty-modern-warfare-2/call-of-duty-modern-warfare-2-no-russian-airport-thumb.jpg

[nipple]

like little girls

[Jasonbobdude]

at a Jonas Brothers concert

[Kyle X]

as their bodies

[nipple]

started producing methanol

[Tazuto]

the great race of

[abyssion1337]

even greater kings

[Noznin]

with no pants

[Evileel]

but with huge

[Noznin]

tracks of land

[daikaisho vanguard]

under the plow

[abyssion1337]

of the boar