[Odessa]

It all began

[Jazean]

with lemon grenades

[Odessa]

tossed into the

[Jazean]

faces of fate

[Odessa]

, also referred to

[Kyle X]

by their private nicknames:

[Odessa]

Des, Fae, and

[abyssion1337]

the great mighty

[Jazean]

Pu. Angered by

[Tazuto]

celesto the perverted

[Odessa]

gay clown, the

[Mawelli]

Mawelli killed this thread

[Odessa]

ending Celesto's reign.

[Mawelli]

To avenge his

[Odessa]

murder, his sister

[Mawelli]

used a plunger

[FnkyWlkrDrtyTlkr]

thus disarming the

[Odessa]

sisters of fate

[FnkyWlkrDrtyTlkr]

who thought that

[yesac95b]

they were sane

[FnkyWlkrDrtyTlkr]

with a melon?!

[Odessa]

At that time

[Ken-Chan]

the beach had

[Odessa]

many women sunbathing

[Mawelli]

with their clothes

[FnkyWlkrDrtyTlkr]

oddly in place

[Mawelli]

. This confused the

[Odessa]

teen boys watching

[abyssion1337]

the insanity on

[Kyle X]

Television. "What the

[Odessa]

Blippity bleep bleep!"

[Kyle X]

, they said. "How

[Tazuto]

the hell are

[Kyle X]

they not naked?!

[Odessa]

The women replied:

[Kyle X]

We have seen

[Odessa]

much, and see

[Tazuto]

ing is believe

[Kyle X]

ing(sp). Watch this."

[Adjacent Badger]

she said", whereupon

[Mawelli]

the holy bikini

[Adjacent Badger]

started to glow

[Odessa]

. The boys watched

[Adjacent Badger]

TV without even

[Odessa]

understanding how bikini's

[Adjacent Badger]

become American territory.

(that genitive was a little hard to break).

[abyssion1337]

... ... silence

[Adjacent Badger]

thundered through the

[abyssion1337]

the great Deku

[Adjacent Badger]

on the slopes

[abyssion1337]

of the hill.

[Kyle X]

The evil ones

[yesac95b]

,with a melon"

[Ken-Chan]

gave life to

[Mawelli]

the unholy matron

[Ken-Chan]

of the dark.

[Mawelli]

With the help

[Ken-Chan]

of pokemon they

[Adjacent Badger]

Chopped onions for

[Mawelli]

Kagami-sama, who decided

[Adjacent Badger]

to erect a

[Odessa]

giant Onion shaped

[abyssion1337]

greataxe, that can

[Mawelli]

fry green tomatoes.

[Odessa]

The great ax

[Mawelli]

was so hot

[Odessa]

it got everyone

[Mawelli]

all hyped up

[Odessa]

; excited, aroused even.

[Mawelli]

"Oouuuh! Don't stick

[Odessa]

the corn so

[Mawelli]

fast in my

[Odessa]

tight and unlubricated

[Mawelli]

hand bag. If

[Odessa]

(lol i was wondering who would back off first!).


you keep that

[Mawelli]

(I like giving it an unexpected twist :D)

up my butt

[Odessa]

without the corn

[Mawelli]

will start to

[Odessa]

slip out of

[Issitheus]

the timestream into

(damn, Odessa, you're trying to make this quite sexual. As to be expected, I guess.)

[Odessa]

(lol mawelli and i were playing chicken earlier, to see who would back off first. i won! hahahaha!! still, this thing is getting wierder now...)

the anceint times

[Tazuto]

where everyone had

[Kuwabara]

hot and steamy

[Odessa]

spicy meat balls

[Tazuto]

on huge ass

[Odessa]

piles of pasta.

[Ken-Chan]

I find women

[Mawelli]

that eat razorblades

[Odessa]

to be really

[Kyle X]

damaged and bloody,

[Tazuto]

as well as

[Odessa]

incredily sexy beasts.

[Adjacent Badger]

Though justice prevailed,

[Odessa]

many people died.

[Adjacent Badger]

Women and children

[Tazuto]

ran away to

[Mawelli]

the hurty place

[Odessa]

aka, Joe's Bar

[abyssion1337]

execept not really

[Odessa]

;twas but cover-up

[abyssion1337]

they were Ood

[Ionzorg]

les of fun

[abyssion1337]

than mindflayers but

[Ken-Chan]

there sense of

[Mawelli]

humour was terrible.

[Kyle X]

Holy crap. What

[abyssion1337]

did the king

[Mawelli]

do when he

[Kyle X]

first discovered your

[13egin]

candy mountain wonderland

[Kyle X]

in his wife's

[Mawelli]

giant vagina? Well,

[Odessa]

it wasn't pretty,

[Mawelli]

since anyone could

[jrazur]

taste the candy

[Kyle X]

dripping and melting

[Mawelli]

, making all the

[Kyle X]

sexual organs sticky.

[Mawelli]

She was so

[Kyle X]

sugary sweet that

[13egin]

children came from all

[FnkyWlkrDrtyTlkr]

over the zebras

[Kyle X]

and made her

[abyssion1337]

charge her lazor

[Kyle X]

. This angered the

[abyssion1337]

great Dr. Octagonapus

[Kyle X]

who suddenly existed

[Ken-Chan]

through strange events

[Mawelli]

that occurred during

[Ken-Chan]

the festival of

[Mawelli]

the great bento

[Ken-Chan]

fish. The holocaust

[Mawelli]

was much more

[jrazur]

helpful to us

[Mawelli]

than some might

[jrazur]

think because Hitler

[13egin]

caramelldansened his way

[Mawelli]

into the minds

[Kyle X]

of those over

[yesac95b]

87 years old

[Kyle X]

that still ate

[imphic]

yogurt, squash, and

[13egin]

babies for a

[Kyle X]

living. Consequently, screw

[Ken-Chan]

ing animals isn't

[Mawelli]

the most productive

[imphic]

business, because they

[Jazean]

tend to scratch

[Mawelli]

the lottery ticket

[imphic]

with a black

[Kyle X]

permanent gouge, rendering

[Jazean]

them useless to

[Kyle X]

be redeemed. Meanwhile,

[Jazean]

massive mauve motherships

[Kyle X]

meticulously maneuvered mainly

[Jazean]

menacing mincing marble

[Kyle X]

monacled monochrome mannequins.

[Jazean]

Newbish nerds nearly

[Kyle X]

notified nice nearby

[Jazean]

noticeably numinous nymphs,

[Kyle X]

but they didn't.

Numinous nymphs?

[Jazean]

(Numinous: surpassing comprehension or understanding; mysterious)
(Nymphs: a beautiful or graceful young woman. plural)

because they were

[Kyle X]

too busy masturbating

[Jazean]

to form speech.

[Kyle X]

Luckily, no one

[abyssion1337]

could make puns

[Kyle X]

fast enough to

[Ken-Chan]

counter the effects

[imphic]

of the stinky

[Ken-Chan]

stink bug lover

[13egin]

Jackelhighmer McGuff. Who

[Ken-Chan]

had a huge

[Adjacent Badger]

debt to pay

[13egin]

When the lord

[abyssion1337]

of the dance

[Ken-Chan]

stuck his bouncy

[13egin]

red noes in

[Ken-Chan]

the crevasse of

[Mawelli]

the dirty one.

[Ken-Chan]

Jelly wrestling is

[Mawelli]

one of Haruka's

[Ken-Chan]

greatest memory which

[Mawelli]

happened to be

[imphic]

with a golden

[Mawelli]

cow, which likes

[Kyle X]

similar fashion trends

[imphic]

like putting snakes

[Kyle X]

in various patterns

[13egin]

that make big

[FnkyWlkrDrtyTlkr]

takeoff every zig

[Odessa]

for great justice

[Ken-Chan]

and the future

[abyssion1337]

of the great

[Ken-Chan]

mystic dragon from

[imphic]

Chicago grant wishes

[Adjacent Badger]

to onion lovers

[13egin]

with a fetish

[abyssion1337]

for fire ants

[13egin]

. Even though

[abyssion1337]

they loved pain

[FnkyWlkrDrtyTlkr]

and bush gets re-elected

[abyssion1337]

because he used

[Ken-Chan]

brainwashing cookies on

[imphic]

the porn-loving demographic

[Ken-Chan]

nation of spanish

[Mawelli]

retards, who happen

[Ken-Chan]

to have secret

[Odessa]

stockpiles of cash

[imphic]

and mechas for

[Ken-Chan]

their plan to

[Mawelli]

kill the president.

[Ken-Chan]

Their mission was

[Kyle X]

foolhardy yet impractical

[Ken-Chan]

so they all

[Kyle X]

googled "assassination plans"

[13egin]

but failed to

[Kyle X]

read, being illiterate

[Ken-Chan]

they gave up.

[Kyle X]

So lemon grenades..

[13egin]

created by Hawaiians

[Ken-Chan]

were forced deep

[Kyle X]

into the hurty

[13egin]

frogs belly of

[Kyle X]

amazing girth. Fat

[13egin]

monkeys in London

[Kyle X]

considered this over

[Odessa]

afternoon tea; however

[Ken-Chan]

the cactus seemed

[Odessa]

alive, alien....sentient.

[Kyle X]

This terrified stockholders

[13egin]

that it made

[Ken-Chan]

do a dance

[Adjacent Badger]

, started to run

[Ken-Chan]

around the circle

[Odessa]

of flaming feces

[Ken-Chan]

that tasted like

[13egin]

rainbows. But sadly

[Ken-Chan]

the virgin will

[Adjacent Badger]

reconsider her estimated

[imphic]

figures for purchasing

[Odessa]

the corn vibrator

[Mawelli]

which happens to

[Odessa]

belong to Vicky

[Mawelli]

. Shocked at this

[abyssion1337]

the smooze ate

[Divine Dragoon]

some hot peppers

[Kyle X]

and plotted plots,

[abyssion1337]

but nothing can

[imphic]

stop the smooze

[abyssion1337]

so it didn't

[Mawelli]

use its plan,

[imphic]

deciding instead to

[Mawelli]

rape a bunch

[abyssion1337]

flying magical ponies

[Mawelli]

with his fist.

[abyssion1337]

but the smooze

[Ken-Chan]

smudged the chalk

[imphic]

on itself to

[Kyle X]

disfigure fingerprints anyway.

[Mawelli]

This didn't help,

[Odessa]

obviosly. Still, they

[Ken-Chan]

found anime to

[abyssion1337]

useless against smooze

[Odessa]

as nothing stops

[Kyle X]

a lively smooze,

[Ken-Chan]

except the vacuum

[Odessa]

of Thor. This

[Ken-Chan]

is made matters

[abyssion1337]

worse cause smooze

[Ken-Chan]

multiplies in vacuums

[Kyle X]

somehow.. Good reproduction!

[Ken-Chan]

Aliens begin to

[Mawelli]

repopulate Zimbabwe because

[abyssion1337]

the smooze ate

[Mawelli]

all the doughnuts

[abyssion1337]

thus everyone starved

[Ken-Chan]

and the world

[imphic]

became a timeshare

[abyssion1337]

for the Great

[Ken-Chan]

universal debate. Santa

[imphic]

conquered the Martians

[Kyle X]

while MST3K made

[Ken-Chan]

bombs that could

[Odessa]

refuse to explode

[Kyle X]

without plot stimulus

[Mawelli]

. This seemed reasonable

[Odessa]

to the Goddess

[Ken-Chan]

of the light

[Kyle X]

ebay usage, so

[Ken-Chan]

the jungle jews

[imphic]

prepared for the

[abyssion1337]

great might poo's

[Ken-Chan]

**** flinging act

[abyssion1337]

for great justice

[Ken-Chan]

that will purify

[abyssion1337]

Mr. Gentleman and

[Odessa]

Ms. Kinky Bitch

[Mawelli]

from all their

[Odessa]

home owners tax

[abyssion1337]

but wisdom particles