[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Pinky. Because he is a stoopid sack of ****.

mhm should I make some grilled cheese?

[DaMetzger]

Hell yes!!

Have you ever masterbated with stolen cheese?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

..............

Like ACTUAL cheese? No.

Pita thins?

[DaMetzger]

..............

Like ACTUAL cheese? No.
That was a reference to this:
http://pl.youtube.com/watch?v=6wS5xOZ7Rq8



Pita thins?
What's that?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Oh lol.

Pita Thins are toasted pitas broken into chunks and salted. Really good.

OJ or Apple juice?

[Filleffs]

apple juice

ever clicked the j-list ads?

[Mawelli]

Yeah...

Ever clicked me?

[Jazean]

no, i tend to keep my clicker to myself.

gray overcast sky without rain, or dark thundering torrential downpour?

[Mawelli]

dark thundering torrential downpour, i love storms

Wallpapers or paintings?

[SV3N]

Wallpapers, especially the Abstract ones.

360 or PS3?

[DaMetzger]

PC :P

Who'd win a battle between Darth Vader and King Kong?

[abyssion1337]

Darth Vader

Edgeworth Vs. Simon from firefly?

[Mawelli]

I'd go with Simon from Idols...

Going anywhere during Christmas holiday?

[DaMetzger]

Unlikely

Hey, is that a bone?

[Mawelli]

Yes...

Why are you looking down there?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Because your hot.

Wanna do it?

[Mawelli]

with your mom!

and then?

[SV3N]

smack some nappy-headed-hoes

whats for dinner?

[Adjacent Badger]

Beef with potatoes and vegetables

Do you have a freezer?

[Pink_Nipple]

yes if you mean a freezer gun

FREEZE! Phew-phew!

[Jazean]

*is frozen*

can anyone help thaw me out?

[SV3N]

Sure, *shoots flamethrower*

mind going on a killing spree with a flamethrower with me?

[Adjacent Badger]

Sorry, I can't.
I have to study on how to change a airial photo to vertical view.
I don't care about that crap.

Do you?

[SV3N]

Not in particular, no

How about becoming an agent of Chaos?

[Mawelli]

Well that could be a fun experience

wanna go ride a banana`?

[Ionzorg]

If you had put banana in quotation marks, I'd be worried. So maybe I do. Wait, bananas aren't fun to ride in themselves...I'll think about it. They taste good.

Wanna go ride the agent of Chaos?

[abyssion1337]

not really

I have a job for you; do you mind finding my missing Miskatonic research team?

[Pink_Nipple]

Affirmative. This job will take 7 to 10 days.

How many days will you give me?

[abyssion1337]

as long as you need

you do realize what happens to most who go after missing Miskatonic research teams?

[Mawelli]

they grow....beards?

[Filleffs]

totally

how much is the fish?

[Mawelli]

2,5 euros..which is about 25 kronor?

[Jazean]

how about i pay with flaming orbs of death, yum, charred fish...

anyone know who my new avatar is?

[abyssion1337]

it looks familiar.

who is it?

[Mawelli]

a badger in a nutsack

so whats its name?

[Odessa]

It's Richard from "looking for group." I personally like Bella myself. :)

Why did this topic die for so long?

[SV3N]

not really sure

whats for dinner tonight?

[DaMetzger]

chicken livers

You like?

[Odessa]

Not...really.


Why does that sound like cat food?

[Mawelli]

Why did this topic die for so long?

Because I wasn't allowed to double post to revive it, and nobody looks at the second page of off topic...





Not...really.


Why does that sound like cat food?

Because...it...is?

[Odessa]

Ah, that would do it :)


It is ironic that I have no life except posting on these forums, and yet I don't have that ranking yet?

[DaMetzger]

You have a god to look up to. Otaku God.

When will you be able to work again?

[Mawelli]

Whenever...

when will you give me my cookie?

[Odessa]

Now. ( hands out cookies to the enxt three posters)


Who will wiin my cookies? They have halloween decorations for a limited time only! :)

[DaMetzger]

I hope they're not poisoned...

[Odessa]

They are not.

why didn't you/metzer ask a question?

[DaMetzger]

I somehow forgot.

Maybe the cookies are affecting my brain already?

[Odessa]

Maybe...i did add a litttle more orange paint than usual for the decoarations...

Lead paint is safe for cooking ,right?

[abyssion1337]

only if cleaned the right way

do you know how?

[Odessa]

um...

would you beleive me if i said yes?

[abyssion1337]

not really

since when did you gain pain expertise?

[Mawelli]

Since I was born.

I'm handing out free candy to all who allow themselves to be tied and taken with a serial-killer van into the forest, who wants?

[Odessa]

this seems compleatly safe to me. I'm in!

Who doesn't like free candy?

[abyssion1337]

um what kind of candy?

[Jazean]

good candy?

[abyssion1337]

I don't know

do you?

[Mawelli]

I do. Since its my candy

It's delicious! Want some?

[rocklord2004]

yes :D

whats the first thing you think of when i say bacon ice cream?

[abyssion1337]

unfortunately it's robot chuck norris

why do you do these things?

[Mawelli]

because I like the taste of fresh babies in the morning, it smells like massacre

What do you like in the morning?

[Odessa]

sex :)


is anyone surprised by that answer at this point?

[Kuwabara]

nope :P

You?

[Odessa]

nope. :)


am i the only person here who has worked as profesional dominatrix?

[Kuwabara]

:o :o.......

abyss?...

[Mawelli]

for sure IT has

would you like a hello kitty bento box?

[Kuwabara]

maybe...

whats in it?

[Mawelli]

obento?

[Odessa]

I would say yes, but i'm on a diet. Apples, yum!


will you help me kill kuwabara for posting that halloween link?

[abyssion1337]

not really, it was glaringly obvious

did you really fall for it?

[Odessa]

yes, ok?


Am i too trusting for my own good?

[abyssion1337]

probably

what's the frequency Kenneth?

[Odessa]

3.2 gigajoules.

why is that quote stuck in your head?

[abyssion1337]

I don't know; do you?

[SV3N]

nope, I don't know.

Wanna kill some chick that keeps on bugging me?

[abyssion1337]

I don't kill

what does it take?

[Odessa]

what does it take? crpytic much, sweetie?


will you join my cult, next poster? i have a few spots in my harem...

[Issitheus]

is it one of those suicidey cults, or one of the happy, friendly, suicidey cults?

[Odessa]

we're a happy cult :) everyone worships me, I have sex with you, i kill you in your sleep, and then sell your organs/body for cash. everyone wins! sing up today, and recieve a free toaster!

you in?

[abyssion1337]

maybe, but do I really have to loose my organs?

[Odessa]

oh sweete, you're an exception. Normally I would have killed you already, but hey, i like you. and you're worth mmore to me alive, you know? :)


So next poster, are you sick of how lovely dovey abyss and I are yet?

[DaMetzger]

A bit, yes.

Surprising?

[Odessa]

not really :)


if i'm only supposed to eat fruit for breakfast, does eating a cherry pop tart count?

[Mawelli]

yes, since cherry is awesome

am I awesome?

[DaMetzger]

Possibly.


Are you?

[Mawelli]

Hell yes!!

Right Vikcy?

[Odessa]

who's Vikcy? and yes, you are awesome.

will you join the "mawelli is awesome" fan club?

[Mawelli]

Is the target of the "awesome fan club" allowed to join?

[Odessa]

you could be our mascot, to show off how awesome you are!

that's two members...metzer?

[Mawelli]

Well see if Metz wants to join. He told me to **** off a while ago...that means he definately wants to join!

[Jazean]

No question!

first a diagram, actually a comparison.

Two laptops (http://www.bestbuy.com/site/olspage.jsp?id=cat13504&type=page&pageIdentity=searchDriven&useProductString=true&productString=1218012194815*1212192365280&unProductString=1218018671297*1218025522754*121801 8675782*1211587727985*1218010538308*1213046785760* 1210379318796*1218012148457*1218014503463*12180113 99812&catId=)

Note, the one of the right is cheaper, but UGLY AS SIN, also i found it for cheaper then listed.


Question, is ugly as sin a redeemable feature if everything else is better?

[Odessa]

I would say yes. you could always have someone mod it to make it look better, as that's not too hard to do these days.

[abyssion1337]

No question!

first a diagram, actually a comparison.

Two laptops (http://www.bestbuy.com/site/olspage.jsp?id=cat13504&type=page&pageIdentity=searchDriven&useProductString=true&productString=1218012194815*1212192365280&unProductString=1218018671297*1218025522754*121801 8675782*1211587727985*1218010538308*1213046785760* 1210379318796*1218012148457*1218014503463*12180113 99812&catId=)

Note, the one of the right is cheaper, but UGLY AS SIN, also i found it for cheaper then listed.


Question, is ugly as sin a redeemable feature if everything else is better?

totally

[Odessa]

oddly enough, my father showed me the Toshiba ( ugly as sin one) lap top today, and wanted to know if that would be good for me. he's fairly convinced of i, so i i guess that's good. he builds PC's for a living, and has worked with computers for as long as i can recall, and he likes it.

would it be odd if we had the exact same lap top?

[Kuwabara]

he builds PC's for a living, and has worked with computers for as long as i can recall, and he likes it.




.....and your a computer moron?...youd think you would know a computer inside and out...my dad is an electriction and the guys i work with thinks that i'm a expert because he is.... :-\

[abyssion1337]

oddly enough, my father showed me the Toshiba ( ugly as sin one) lap top today, and wanted to know if that would be good for me. he's fairly convinced of i, so i i guess that's good. he builds PC's for a living, and has worked with computers for as long as i can recall, and he likes it.

would it be odd if we had the exact same lap top?

the Toshiba would be pretty good for you; do you want me to look at the system specifications

[Odessa]

sure, if you feel like it. i think we're going to go to the store tomorrow morning, and i'll get the Toshiba for christmas. my parents have boguhten everyoen else in my family a laptop, so it'ss my turn now :)


and yes, I am a computer illiterate nerd. my father, brother, and lover/abyss can do thigns with computers i can't even comprehend. My mother and me? we don't know **** about computer's. my father and brother actually run a PC shop, "Tech and Son" where they do PC repair, and build them. I was thier receptionist and shipping manager at that time, as i that's what i COULD do.

exampelso f how bad i am? i am quoted as saying "computers are a fad" until the late 90's. when i installed guild wars, i tried to do it myself as my dad said it was easy; i ended up writing over this program called "Windows" which ruined my PC. when my father says turn off the PC, i unplug it before shutting it down. back when i did web cam "peep" shows, I assumed if i opend a window to one person, only oen was watching... but i let several of my friends get a look at me doing a strip show...including my brother, who told me about "privacy settings."

So yea, computers and me? we don't get along too good :/


are you as bad as me, next poster?

[Mawelli]

Well I'm not bad at all

you agwee?

[Odessa]

I cannot agree more with the awesomness of mawelli.

o you worship mawelli, next poster?

[smeegs]

i second that argument

any others?

[Odessa]

I cannot argue with adam west. I didn't wait in line for his autograph for nothing ,you know!

Do you have any autographs?

[abyssion1337]

nope

what about awesome?

[Odessa]

what? what about awesome? waht about me? you? mawelli? issi? Oreo frosties? There's too mcuh awesoem!!!

Seriously, what am i going to do with you, sexy? breaking my fragile mind over and over....

[abyssion1337]

oh no, now I've done it again haven't I?

[Odessa]

Just a little. It's when you speak in tongues, and I startm istaking your otaku god status with elder god status, and that idea just shuts brain functions down.


what would you do if you had elder god powers?

[abyssion1337]

oh so many different things

would you hate me if I enslaved humanity for a few hundred years?

[Odessa]

not really. we probably deserve it :/


could i at least spare friends/family the crappy slave positions?

[abyssion1337]

maybe

why does the sun shine?

[DaMetzger]

Because it wants attention

Are you Jeff Vader?

[smeegs]

i am not

why am i here?

[DaMetzger]

Good question. GTFO my forums! ;)

Was that the right thing to do?

[Mawelli]

I donno, doubt it

It's been along time smeegs since you last were here..why is that?

[smeegs]

because i was busy

do you believe me?

[Mawelli]

Nope, cause you can't possibly be busy...unless watching anime is counted?

[Odessa]

it is, but only since 1999 when the ban was overturned.

so, is anyone else here old enough to vote on tuesday?

[smeegs]

no but thats and i live in finland


anyone who is voting on tuesday?

[abyssion1337]

oh god I have to get an absentee ballet(or miss class to go home and vote)

I probably should've thought ahead shouldn't I?

[Odessa]

yes you should have, silly boy/girl/lover.

I will be voting Tuesday. I jsut wished I lvied in California to defend Gay Marriage. Oddly enough, my grandmother had me fill out her absentee ballot for florida, and I - i mean she - voted agianst a ban on same sex marriages. Viva le resistence!


I wonder if the nextp oster wil lthink my defense of gay marriage has anything to do with my gender uncofirmend lover?

crap.

[abyssion1337]

who knows?

[Odessa]

not I!

in a total change of subject, who do you think will will the US election tuesday? (note: not who you WANT to win, lets leave that out of this).

[abyssion1337]

well it's way too close to really tell (ok I have a thought but apparently you can hack Florida voting machines easily)

what about you?

[Odessa]

the polls say Obama will win. I'm not so sure yet.

so, how's life?

[abyssion1337]

ok I guess

[Mawelli]

Damn you virus! Taking away abyss's question...

Oh well. Do you mind if Obama wins?

[abyssion1337]

I'd rather have him win

do you really want this:http://godlessradio.com/flyswatter/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/palin-joker.jpg in the whit house

[Kuwabara]

i personaly want niether

[Odessa]

^ agreed. I'm voting third party. **** THE SYSYEM! abd **** joker references too!


so, do you like Peanut butter cups?

[abyssion1337]

jeez why so gung ho about it? you're starting to scare me

[Odessa]

I am? :( i'm sorry, sweetie. how am i scaring you again?


next poster, fetch me some funny distraction to cheer up abyss, stat!

[Ellen Feiss]

will this work?
http://www.frenchfriends.info/files/funny_soccer.jpg

[Kuwabara]

will this work?
http://www.frenchfriends.info/files/funny_soccer.jpg


OUCHH....MY nuts hurt just looking at that....it might work

what do you think?

[Odessa]

how does a pro soccer/futbol player mess up THAT badly?

I smell epic fail.

[Kuwabara]

me too :P

you?

[Odessa]

I think I should be in bed :/


Why am I still up so late?

[Mawelli]

Because my awesomness is keeping you up.

Why am I up so early?

[Kuwabara]

because i woke u up HAHAHAHA :P

what time did you wake up?

[abyssion1337]

later than I wish but it's sunday so I don't care

what about you?

[Kuwabara]

origanly 1:10 pm...but went back to sleep untill 3:00 pm :P

thinks that that was late :P

[abyssion1337]

yes it was

whay?

[Kuwabara]

i was TIERED...i had a football game and then an exibition yesterday and didnt get back untill 1 am...then went out to eat with some of my friends untill 4 am....finally went to sleep at 5 am :P

had that kind of day recently?

[Mawelli]

no..i just stayed home and played until 5 am..

Whats goin on?

[Odessa]

i'ts the end of the world as we know it, but I feel fine.


Do you REM? :)

[Mawelli]

Well, occasionally

Do you RUSH?

[ninjis]

I don't.

Do you Radiohead? I sure as hell do.

[Mawelli]

I do

Would you like some Death Note apple cookies?

[ninjis]

I'll get 'em when we go to Japan.

Do you have enough money? I sure as hell don't.

[Mawelli]

Not yet but soon...yees...very soon

do you believe me?

[ninjis]

No. Give me some.

How soon? Why? HOW?!? TELL ME NAO

[Mawelli]

Well inside..lets say 4 months I shud be getting around 500 from my brother, then theres christmas, and my birthday, and then about 4 different relatives so far who said they would give some monees, and ofcourse if I get a job after schools over..

believe me nao?

[ninjis]

Totally forgot about Christmas. Thank god my birthday is in a month and 3 days. I might just barely have enough to survive a month in Japan. I'll probably return 10kg slimmer and have some sort of cup ramen trauma.

I might believe you. What are you doing at the moment? I'm watching Dennou Coil.

[Mawelli]

I'm going to go sleep, havnt been sleeping enough so thought I might make it early today.

You liking Dennou Coil?

[ninjis]

I might go to sleep soon as well.. Dennou Coil is alright, nothing special :3

What anime are you currently watching? Wasn't it Last Exile?

[abyssion1337]

As for me I'm watching about 4 series right now: ROD and Last Exile both for the second time and I'm also watching Black Heaven and Hayate the Combat Butler

what about you?

[Mawelli]

Last Exile, Minami-Ke Okawari, Hyakko, Toradora

[abyssion1337]

why didn't you ask a question?

[Mawelli]

Beacuse I was imitating you a few pages earlier

Good enough reason?

[abyssion1337]

no.

Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?

[rawr_rawr]

doesnt he always?

wanna F.U.C.K.(Find Uber Cute Kittens)?

[Odessa]

SURE!!! I mean...ok....



what does wayne brady have to do with anything?

[Ionzorg]

He has everything to do with everything! It doesn't even matter that I don't know who he is. He is my past, present and future...now...though...

What sort of obscure/abstract inside jokes can you relay that no one here will laugh at?

[Odessa]

"You didn't tell them about.... THE RUMBLE PACK did you?"

"No Bob...you just did."



If you can anme this hilriously obscure reference, I will bake you real cookies and send them to you.

[abyssion1337]

seems vaguely familiar; then again most things do to me

oh well right?

[Mawelli]

...no?

[ninjis]

Morning mawelli.

Coming to English class?

[Odessa]

If I did, I would be the teacher lol.


Would you want ME as a teacher?

[abyssion1337]

probably; I'm not in any English classes though and I'm already good at it

what about evil pie?

[Odessa]

"what? it seemed like a good idea at the tiem ,and well...i like pie!"



You don't know the reference i am trying to make, do you?

[abyssion1337]

I do actually

do you next poster?

[Mawelli]

QC reference, Pintsize

Correct?

[ninjis]

I believe you're correct.

I could be wrong as well.. Am I?

[Mawelli]

Let someone else decide

agweed?

[ninjis]

Sure thing.

Shall we wait for an answer? Or go on a quest to seek the answer ourselves?

[Mawelli]

Wait, cause I'm feeling tired and going to sleep

gnite?

[Odessa]

good night, mawelli.

and the reference I was making was from "teen titans." Cyborg brigns home an evil pie that posses people who eat it. Robin asks where the pie came from ,and cybory answers sometinh like "...from that old cursed magic shop." Everyone looks at him funny, and he says the line in question; "what? it seemed like a good idea at the tiem ,and well...i like pie!"



You think i'm wierd now, don't you?

[abyssion1337]

no weirder than anyone else I know

what about you?

[ninjis]

good night, mawelli.

and the reference I was making was from "teen titans." Cyborg brigns home an evil pie that posses people who eat it. Robin asks where the pie came from ,and cybory answers sometinh like "...from that old cursed magic shop." Everyone looks at him funny, and he says the line in question; "what? it seemed like a good idea at the tiem ,and well...i like pie!"



You think i'm wierd now, don't you?



Didn't see that one coming. Did anyone else?

[Filleffs]

definitely not

if you could revive one dead musical artist, who would you choose?

[ninjis]

Hmm.. Elvis? Couldn't think of that many dead musicians who's music I liked.

How 'bout you?

[Filleffs]

freddy mercury....or jimi hendrix, can't decide :-\

decide for me?

[ninjis]

Jimi Hendrix, I like him better than Freddy (although he's good as well).

If you got a dog what would you name it?

[Kuwabara]

Rain

you?

[ninjis]

Naming a dog after an internet acronym would be hilarious. For example: "'OMG' sit", "'LOL' who's a good boy" and "'STFU', stop barking".

Depending on the gender I'd name it Rupert (Ruben & Ruby are other possibilities) or Jinx (I like the way it sounds when you say it).

Cat or dog?

[Mawelli]

Cats cause caturday pwns saturdog

right?

[SV3N]

right, GO CATURDAY!

If you could hang out with one anime character for one day, who would it be?

[Odessa]

I'm giving three answers, as i'm evil:


For simply hanging out: Kiki, from Kiki's delivery service.

For "Sexy" time, Deedlit, Record of Lodoss war :)

If I could: Jirach of pokemon, so he could grant my wishes :)




Next poster, smae question. Who woudl you hang out with? :)

[abyssion1337]

umm well Shirou from Fate/stay if only to reveal him as captain obvious and probably any of the paper masters/drake/nenene from ROD and I'd LOVE to hang out with Dio from Last Exile(it would be so much fun)

next poster I desire an answer for the ultimate question.

[Mawelli]

42

But what is the question?

[abyssion1337]

no one knows

do you?

[Mawelli]

nope, not even the all knowing computer knew it...

shall we go forth on a quest to find it?

[abyssion1337]

sure

what's the average flying speed of a swallow?

[ninjis]

Depends.

What kind of swallow?

[Mawelli]

an african swallow

well?

[SV3N]

not sure, but European Unleaden Swallow's air speed veolocity is about: 11 meters per second or 24 miles an hour: proof is here http://www.style.org/unladenswallow/

Did you know that a swallow needs to beat its wings 43 times per second to maintain air speed velocity?

[Ionzorg]

I did know that, actually. Childhood memories. ::)

In that case, an African swallow's air speed velocity is...?

[smeegs]

...irrelevant

do you agree

[abyssion1337]

nope, it's an important question.

wouldn't the riddler agree?

[Odessa]

yes, but no one likes him, so who cares?



If we took on the persona's of our avatars, would smeegs be the dopey batman or the cool batman?

[Ionzorg]

I think he'd be the Batman going "UALUEALUEALUEALEUALE", whichever that particular Batman signifies. :P

If we all took on the persona's of our avatars, whose do you think would be the most accurate?

< D:

[Odessa]

not sure, as i dont' reconize half of them lol. I'm betting abyss... :)


Can you tell me just who my avatar is, and what she is like? Abyssp icked her out...should i be concerned?

[ninjis]

She's from Lucky Star.. Konata is her name, she's lazy, she loves manga, computer games (specifically dating sims and mmorpgs) and she loves anime. She's awesome.

So, no you shouldn't be concerned.

Anyone know my avatar?

[Odessa]

not a clue :)


will you tell us the stroy of your avatar? :)

[ninjis]

Sure!

He's Nakatsu from Hana Kimi.

A girl (Mizuki) disguises herself as a boy and infiltrates a boys-only school wishing to get her idol to high jump again (he quit because he got hurt). Nakatsu is Sano's best friend (sano = high jumper). Nakatsu falls in love with Mizuki thinking he's gay (he's actually straight but doesn't realize it). Don't want to spoil the story if you're ever going to read/watch Hana Kimi. The full name of the show is Hanazakari no Kimitachi e. It's a manga and a live action j-drama. I recommend it :3

I'm bad at explaining : / Apologies.

Anyone watched any J-dramas before?

[Jazean]

no... occasional anime with occasional plots along those lines, thats a sorta aint it...

weird question, anyone ever see "the last unicorn" (its an older animated movie)?

[Odessa]

yes, numerous times. that bull used to give me nightmares....




why do you ask?

[T8]

Because he can..

How are you this fine day?

[SV3N]

Not very good, I was kept up all night by some drunk chick...

how are you today?

[Odessa]

being kept up all night by a woman is a bad thing? guys these days...


i'm ok...i think. i was fine ihsm orning and sick this afternoon, which is the opposite of my usual sickness pattern of being sick in the morning and ok in the afternoon. crazyness.


whats your favorite food?

[abyssion1337]

sushi

<question>?

[Odessa]

arg, i know your favorite food...and you know i'm allergic to fish... <_<


Blind optmism for the win! or, let's try again... "whats your favorite food?"

[abyssion1337]

.... I like all sorts of food

can you ask something else?

[Odessa]

....i can.


why does that sounds like you're mad at me? :(

[abyssion1337]

I'm not.... *cries*

?

[Odessa]

I figured as much ( hugs abyss). Don't cry, my love.

Be happy?

[abyssion1337]

ok

are you happy?

[Odessa]

I'm talking with you. isnt' that obvious?

Did you send me that e-mail yet? :)

[abyssion1337]

nope I'll get on it after this class

is that acceptable?

[Odessa]

yes it is.


are you posting in class again!?? ( face palm) pay attention!

[abyssion1337]

I might be

and I'm playing attention

why wouldn't I be?

[Odessa]

sigh...what am i going to do with you, lover? i'm going to sign off so you're not distracted by me. I do this because I care, not cause i want too :(


Will miss me as much as I will miss you?

[abyssion1337]

I certainly damn well will

what about this panda? it's also very distracting

[Odessa]

well, i'll have to take are of THAT ,won't i?

come here little panda...i won't hurt you..... (grabs panda and runs)



you saw nothing, next poster!

[Kuwabara]

hm?...say wha? ???

any idea what vicky's talking about?

[abyssion1337]

I do

who else does?

[smeegs]

definetely not


anyone who does?

[abyssion1337]

other than me?

[Xalorith]

No idea... Maybe the green fairy created by my hallucinations knows...

What say you?

[abyssion1337]

I said move zig

and can you do it for great justice?

[Xalorith]

Nope, no can do

Can you do it for a piece of pie?

[T8]

Can I do "it" for you?? "it" meaning sex? No way.

can you do "it" for him insted?

[Xalorith]

I'm confused...

I'm doing what to who now?

[T8]

I dunno, I got lost rather easy.. :)

[Odessa]

Ok, i'll have sex with abyss, since you asked so nicely... cause God knows i wasn't planning on doing THAT on my own, oh no....



BGM and Xalorith, sitting in a tree, S-N-O-G-G-I-N-G.


Your thoughts?

[Kuwabara]

"im tierd" :P

you?

[Odessa]

I'm thinking i should post pictures of BGM and Xalorith together....


Do you think it matters that i have no idea how to do that?

[Issitheus]

use
(insert URL of the image here)

[Odessa]

um, i'll get right on it?

[T8]

Do that and,, and,, erm.. Hmm, I'll get pictures of you !!! And,, erm,, Issi!!! Yeah thats the one! HAH

[Kuwabara]

i can show you a pic of vicky...of she dont mind....

[T8]

I've been on her facebook before :o, she actually looks sweet in her picture too

[Odessa]

sweet? ( looks atp icture)


dammit, soemone edited out the blood drooling from my mouth AGAIN! damn face book hackers... why can't they accept us vampires for who we are?

[T8]

Haha lol, that one made me laugh :D

[Odessa]

thanks! people actually think i'm a vampire, believe it or not. I have four protruding canine teeth, which look like perfect fangs. ( i dont' show them in pictures much as i'm a tad embaressed about it). still, if i smile just right, it looks like i'm an extra for a vampire movie.

plus? i have doctors orders to avoid sunlight. i mean, WTF?

and um, in my teen years, i kinda had this goth phase where i practied Satanism, worshiped the devil openly, dressed all in black, etc. My Catholic family wasn't sure WHAT to make of that one lol.

so yea, my younger cousins were convinced I was a vampire for years. Fun times :)


later in life, i had a um, fixation for giving lovers love "bites" which didn't erase the theory... ( right abyss?)



do you think i'm a vampire?

[Kuwabara]

without a dought :P

you?

[T8]

Aha, when I first read that i though you said donut. lol

Anyone else?

[abyssion1337]

nope

is it only you?

[T8]

I guess so then.

What you got for breakfast/lunch/dinner? -.^

[Odessa]

I had leftovers mexican beef with nachos for lunch. Not sure what's for supper yet.



Will you make me supper, next poster? and no fish! (i'm allergic)

[abyssion1337]

of course, how does Thai chicken sound?

[Odessa]

sounds yummy! wait, you know how to cook thai chicken?

[abyssion1337]

kinda

that must not have been very reassuring now was it?

[Odessa]

it's ok. i have blind faith in you, no matter what you do ( hugs).


should i make dessert? :)

[abyssion1337]

what kind of dessert?

[Xalorith]

Stewed prunes...

Want some?

[Odessa]

um, no. how about i make my Vanila creme pie instead?

[abyssion1337]

I'm intrigued

what do you want to do after dinner?

[Xalorith]

Most likely sleep, since I have two exams tomorrow...

How about you?

[Odessa]

hm, likely play soem guildwars.


do you MMO?

[Xalorith]

Yep...

What's your favorite?

[Odessa]

Guild wars. Good graphics and no monthly fee! works for me! I've spent about 2,500 hours logged on...


how many hours do you claim?

[abyssion1337]

for games in total; I'd rather not say

will you?

[Xalorith]

Don't know how long on GW, or WoW... But I've been playing Warcraft III since it came out... There was that two year break though

Ever played it?

[Odessa]

fraid not. I palyed warcraft 1 and 2 to death, and I lost the series with three. I forget why; iwant to say my PC wasn't good enough to run the game, but i'm not sure to be honest. I did try WoW, and it did nothing for me; i went back to playing guild wars the same day.



Next poster, I need to convicne my mom's loud friends to leave. Can you recomend a plan that won't get me arrested, kileld, and/or kicked out of the house?

[Xalorith]

Pretend you have bad diarrhea? That might get you kicked out though...

[Odessa]

hehe, nah. my parents accepted me dating women, so i doubt a little diarrhea woudl get me kicked out :)


oddly enough, i think as soon as i psoted that post about getting my mom's friend to leave, she left!

do you think i gained evil powers?

[abyssion1337]

no

you stole my good luck magic didn't you?

[T8]

No I didn't..

Did you?

[Odessa]

maybe :)


Guess where abyss "stored" his/her magic powers :)

[SV3N]

In his/her Infinite Hammer Space!!

Rule the world with Cyborg Robot Hamsters or Three-eyed Copper Ferrets or an animal combination of your choice?

[Ionzorg]

Three-eyed Copper Ferrets, because I haven't the current imagination to think of better. Damn, I'd be terrible at overthrowing the human race... :(

A successful writer needs a vivid imagination, no?

[abyssion1337]

not always

don't you think non-fiction writers wouldn't need one as much as fiction?

[Ionzorg]

Quite true. I should be more specific about these things...non-fiction writers don't need much creativity, it goes against their purposes.

Is mele kalikimaka the thing to say on a bright Hawaiian Christmas day?

[Odessa]

possibly, but i don't speak hawaiann to know the spelling. i know the song though :)


are people really singing christmas songs allready?

[abyssion1337]

I was earlier but now I have the Chicago soundtrack going through my head

what about you?

[Odessa]

not really. i'm just trying to stay awake and catch up on my posts.but i'm so freaking tired, i think this will be my last one for a while, as i can't keep my eyes open. it's just been one ****ty day, and i can't wait t oget it over with.



do you have magical powers to alter time for me?

[abyssion1337]

maybe :)

want to tell me about your day?

[Odessa]

i guess.... it jsut really sucked, so prepare for emotionel Vicky.

let's see, i went out food shoppign with my mom. innocent enough. we are preparing for thanksgiving, which is always a battle for me. i should have seen it coming, but i didn't. When i was young, my grandparent were in charge of thanksgiving; when they passed on, my sister took over the cooking. She's in charge of everything, despite my love of cooking and that iv'e written my own cook book. Last year, I was finally alowed to do be in charge of all desserts...but i was so incredibly sick then that i couldn't handle it. This year, i'm getting a chance to do it again, and i had all sorts of ideas going into the store.

Unfortuantely, everyone of my ideas for dessert were shot down. I had come up with a brand new Apple cake recipe to try out, and no one wanted to even try it. Everyone just wants the same desserts my sister makes. And when i suggest something different, my mother then suggest we just go to a BAKERY and let them make the desserts, as clearly i have no idea of what i'm doing.

It hurts that no one here has any confidence in my skills. When my sister suggests changing our traditional turkey stuffing to an apple and suasage stuffing, everyone went for it. She suggest repalcing mashed potatoes with sweet potatoes with marshmellows, and everyone went along with it. Yet i try making any changes, and no one will even hear me out. It's frustrating to be the black sheep, living in someone else's shadow. I gave up and went along with thier traditional requests, but it's just killed what enthusiam i had looking forward to this holiday.

Sadness alert: then our next stop...it was just too much to bear. We went to babies R us to pick up a shower gift. My mom and grandmother are going to a shower this sunday ( and as usual, as the black sheep i am not invited). I didn't see anything wrong helping my mother pick out a good gift, but it was a terrible idea. There so many cute babies there, andl ooking over all the baby clothing, the blankets, the rattles... it just tore me up inside. I broke down crying inside the store twice.

I've dealt with a lot of **** in my life. I was born with abnormel hormones, and got stuck with being too tall, having too deep a voice, and wide shoulders. I can deal with that. All my life, i've been teased, harassed, beaten, and even raped for my unusual looks. I have to struggle with brain damage, learning diasbilities, a faulty memory, glaucoma, lethal potasium levels, being partly colorblind, a deformed back, blood clots, and other problems i need medication for life to control. The doctors estimate i've lost 10 years off of my lifespan as it is, and i could die in surgery next year. I can cope with all that. But to be denied a baby? To have pregnancy forever denied to me? It's just a blow too much for me. I've been mocked my whole life for not being good enough of a women with my freakish looks, and it just seems like God or the universe msut agree. What kind of women can i be if i can't even have a child of my own? I want a child so badly, and yet...it just seems too cruel to me.

(wipes away tears) sorry, i knew that was a bad idea. i know i can adopt, but it hurts me so much.

the rest of the day was pretty ****ty too. i went in to get my eye brows waxed, feeling pretty low about my self esteem as a woman as it is, and the woman running the store addressed me as "sir." I nearly lost it then, and it took a lot out of me not to break down again there. i went home, and cried myself to sleep.



So yea. That was my day. Was yours any better?

[abyssion1337]

my day was normal grind but it sounds like a good thing that I'll be seeing you tomorrow; I'll do anything I can for you. I just hope that'll be enough.

Is there anything in particular you need from me?

[Odessa]

You can help me figure out why my post is/was listed as "leet." Whose idea was that? :)

I'm feeling mcuh better this morning, knowing i'll get to see you, sweetie. I just want to collapse in your arms after yesterday's ordeal, and never leave.

Do you think your roommates would mind if i lived under your bed?

[abyssion1337]

lol, we have enough space so that you don't have to stay under my bed; and you can stay for as long as you like

and your posts were leet cause you had 1337 posts

so is there anything else I can do?

[acutekat]

yes drop dead im doing experiments with mind control

am i so lonely
why dont i just drop dead?
(do i have bi polar...ism...es)
(no i dont beleive you do)
(dimensia)
(no its not its scitziphrenia (he doesn't know how to spell the heathen))
(well excuse me mister i flunked out of the the second lobe)
(oh well sorry for pointing out the obvious)

[Ionzorg]

Was that a question?

Don't you hate it when you have to answer questions with questions?

[acutekat]

YES

or do i?

[Divine Dragoon]

Your just bat **** crazy that's all

polyurethane is a fancy word for

[SV3N]

plastic?

How is your day/night going?

[Divine Dragoon]

just like every other one

what will U believe when your **** turns purple and tastes like rainbow shirbert

[Ionzorg]

I will then be assured beyond a reasonable doubt that I am God. Or, alternately, Morgan Freeman.

How's about I break down a door and cut a bitch?

[acutekat]

nothing i would assume you would do somthing like that


this is cnn

could you come up with a question for me?

[abyssion1337]

no now leave me alone you're a terrible person and I can only hope your death is swift

anyone else?

[acutekat]

nope your stuck with me i guess ill just have to come up with something agreeable with your pallet


if you could what aspect of the world would you change?

[Odessa]

i would change human nature so we didn't kill each other for no reason, we didn't have religion, and could take care of each other.




do you think i'm crazy, or bat**** crazy?

[Divine Dragoon]

Bat**** crazy is my line! now run out of here like a screaming ape (no your just plain nuts) (^_^)

how many times have you looked at porn tonight (Be honest)

[SV3N]

honestly, none at all, unless if unintentional porn from /b/ at 4 chan counts.

Your favorite kind of music is....

[Kuwabara]

hard rock...metal....

yours?

[SV3N]

probably techno tied with rock

Your favorite food for dinner is...

[Kuwabara]

depends on the day.....

where do you go to school

[SV3N]

Siena college in NY

yourself?

[Kuwabara]

Jacksonville State University in Jacksonville Alabama

what year are you in (freshman...ect. :P)

[SV3N]

Sophomore-Undeclared still :-\

yourself? year and major.

[Kuwabara]

freshmen Drama....with a focus on technical theater....im planing on being a theater tech. :P

[SV3N]

Thank you for leaving me a question :P

the grass is always greener...

[Kuwabara]

huh?

what do you think this is.....the sentence game? :P