[thedarkmessenger]

no, idsgwahgw

am i agweohgs?

[Issitheus]

sure, let's go with that.

am i sdijhblrjtonrtlgk?

[thedarkmessenger]

I thinks so

Are you?

[Issitheus]

that's what i was asking.

so, am i?

[Jazean]

no...

so WTF just happened, it was raining, a death god died, there was a scream for vengeance, there was a book in sand?

[S.ifr]

It's called life.

O: ?

[thedarkmessenger]

erm...I think you better run...

Shouldn't Jazean run?

[Issitheus]

no

but wasnt it ep 25 of death note?

[S.ifr]

ooh that's what you guys were talking aboot.

Death Note.. right .. right.

Want me to ruin teh ending ?
( I think I did, when I was a noob )

[Issitheus]

hehe... noob.

should you?

[thedarkmessenger]

nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

nyuu?

[S.ifr]

Nyuu~

Nyuu Nyuu ?

[Issitheus]

Nyuu!

Desu?

[thedarkmessenger]

DESU!!!!!!! *goes crazy*

Chiyo?

[Issitheus]

Yes please!

Where?

[S.ifr]

My pants

Still yes ?

[thedarkmessenger]

erm...


?

[Issitheus]

BACK OFF MY CHIYO BITCH

did you back off?

[thedarkmessenger]

!

!?

[S.ifr]

*gets closer*


;] ?

[Issitheus]

get away from me, or else!

or else what?

[S.ifr]

yeah, or else what ?

[Issitheus]

i'm not sure, still trying to figure it out.

what should it be?

[thedarkmessenger]

or else I'll summon Ammy!

do you believe I can do that? BTW, "Ammy" is Amaterasu's nickname given to her by Issun ;P

[S.ifr]

You can summon tanks so yes.

Happy ?

[Issitheus]

no.

why not?

[thedarkmessenger]

because you frighten me...

correct?

[S.ifr]

correct!

what now ?

[Issitheus]

i dunno.

do you?

[S.ifr]

Nope.

Do YOU ?

[Issitheus]

not in the least.

tdm?

[thedarkmessenger]

*summons Amaterasu*

Now what?

[S.ifr]

*summons Fuko*

YEAH 8)

[Issitheus]

*runs around in circles screaming*

now what?

[S.ifr]

camp fire ?

[thedarkmessenger]

now we start Armageddon.

^_^?

[Issitheus]

no. you fail.

why do you fail?

[S.ifr]

Because her goddess sucks.

Right ?

;p

[Issitheus]

again, dunno.

explain?

[thedarkmessenger]

I&#39;m not a her D8<

what makes you think I&#39;m a her?

[Issitheus]

b/c you are a her.

aren&#39;t you?

[S.ifr]

crap, I know you&#39;re a guy.
It&#39;s just I was thinking of goddess .. and yeah
get me ?

[Issitheus]

no.

why does that remind me of "girl, you really got me now, you really got me now..."?

[S.ifr]

Because you&#39;re a girl

Right ?

[Issitheus]

no!

would that make me a lesbian if i was?

[thedarkmessenger]

only if you still liked girls

would you still like girls?

[S.ifr]

I would.

You wanna start a lesbian club ?

[Issitheus]

im not a girl.

are you?

[S.ifr]

Nope.

what aboot you ?

[thedarkmessenger]

NO D8<

why not?

[Issitheus]

because i&#39;ve gone up 50 posts in less than half an hour.

is that a good reason?

[S.ifr]

no.

or is it ?

[thedarkmessenger]

it could be

couldn&#39;t it?

[Issitheus]

it could.

or could it?

[S.ifr]

It can, actually....

Ey, I think teh virus is dead.

[thedarkmessenger]

howay!

howa-?

...damn it...

[Issitheus]

maybe its back and worse than ever!

is itD"TASGRFDHeaR?

[S.ifr]

damn it!

dead yet ?

[thedarkmessenger]

*sics Ammy on teh virus* no virus can stand up to the power of a goddess >8D

right?

[Issitheus]

wrong.

questiofd[pnk?

[S.ifr]

what ?

[thedarkmessenger]

I&#39;m right and you know it!

right Ammy?

[S.ifr]

*scary god-like voice* YES!


muwahha.

pretend this is a question.. ok ?

[Issitheus]

whos Ammy?

[thedarkmessenger]

The nickname Issun gave to Amaterasu

right Amaterasu?

[Issitheus]

what the fsck did you just call me?

[S.ifr]

Sexi.

believe me ?

[thedarkmessenger]

uh...no

and I was talking to god(dess), not you, Issitheus.

Why didn&#39;t Ammy answer me? T_T

[Issitheus]

its just your imaginary friend

right?

[S.ifr]

And because she&#39;s not real.

Will you accept this fact ?

[Issitheus]

no.

should i?

[S.ifr]

Yes.

unless you want to go crazy ?

[thedarkmessenger]

yes, but I will continue my Okami references anyway >8D

How can you possibly hope to stop me?

[Issitheus]

nope!

arent we all crazy?

[S.ifr]

why yes, yes we are!

is this awesome ?

[Issitheus]

indeed!

is this a question?

[S.ifr]

Yes and this is the answer.

I win.
Yes ?

[Issitheus]

no!

again, why not?

[S.ifr]

Because you said so.

Should I take your word for it ?

[Issitheus]

never!

or is it always? i can never remember...

[S.ifr]

It&#39;s both.

or none ?

[Issitheus]

nope, definitely both.

how is that possible?

[S.ifr]

Through science.

yes ?

[Issitheus]

sure why not

[S.ifr]

damn virus.

We&#39;re raping teh forumz, exciting ?

[Issitheus]

yes

why do i feel like yuki?

[S.ifr]

you&#39;re drinking too much perhaps ?

[Issitheus]

im only 15

why would i be drinking?

[S.ifr]

cos all teh cool cats are doing it ?

[thedarkmessenger]

and dogs and wolves and dragons and...

what else?

[Issitheus]

not me

hey, im not a cat!

or am i?

[S.ifr]

I think so.

Cats are cool, agree ?

[Issitheus]

no penguins are the way to go.

agree?

[S.ifr]

No.

Alpacas ?

[thedarkmessenger]

what&#39;s a alpaca?

[Issitheus]

dunno.

penguins?

[S.ifr]

No.
Let&#39;s just say it&#39;s better than your "goddess"

now do you agree ?

[thedarkmessenger]

dragons!

or maybe phoenixes?

[Issitheus]

nothing is better than chiyo.

right?

[S.ifr]

Wrong.

There is Fuko.

>=D ?

[thedarkmessenger]

?

xD?

[S.ifr]

yes.


yes ?

[Issitheus]

no.
YD?

[S.ifr]

no.

:B ?

[Issitheus]

:C?

[thedarkmessenger]

:FASDHE?

[Issitheus]

?EHDSAF:

[S.ifr]

"KDFAS"

[thedarkmessenger]

should we start making sense now?

[Issitheus]

nah.

should we?

[S.ifr]

When did we start making sense for it to have ended ?

[Issitheus]

that made no sense. or did it?

[S.ifr]

It did, in it&#39;s own way.

get it now ?

[thedarkmessenger]

sort of...


right?

[Issitheus]

no.

~desu?

[S.ifr]

No.

~Nano ?

[thedarkmessenger]

nano?

[Issitheus]

ipod nanos suck.

dont they?

[S.ifr]

That&#39;s why I got a video.

better yes ?

[thedarkmessenger]

I hate all ipods.

do you?

[Issitheus]

no, touch is the way to go, if not a zune.

why zune?

[S.ifr]

iunno.
I think they&#39;re stupid.

Aren&#39;t they ?

[Issitheus]

alrighty then, third party?

[S.ifr]

No.

[Issitheus]

then what?

[thedarkmessenger]

teh virus is still not deadz? I guess Ammy really did find Yami more important of a threat to deal with...

[S.ifr]

house party ?

[Issitheus]

sure!









mwahahahaha

[thedarkmessenger]

I don&#39;t think teh virus should be celebrated...


or should it?

[S.ifr]

no.

[Issitheus]

how can we stop the virus?

[S.ifr]

Through more pointless questions.

Lets do it ?

[Issitheus]

okay?

[thedarkmessenger]

blah?

[S.ifr]

bleh ?

[thedarkmessenger]

meh?

[S.ifr]

Is this considered a pointless question ?

[Issitheus]

is this?

[thedarkmessenger]

how about this?

[Issitheus]

?

[S.ifr]

this one ?

[Issitheus]

or this









damn it!

[S.ifr]

what ?

[thedarkmessenger]

is teh virus deadz yet?

[S.ifr]

I think so.

[Issitheus]

it just ate my question mark











now it ate thew whole damn tyhing!

[thedarkmessenger]

should we ignore it? will ignoring make it go away?

[S.ifr]

I think that&#39;ll work.

Ready ?

[Issitheus]

let&#39;s see.
(intentionally leaving out question)

[thedarkmessenger]

meh?

[S.ifr]

Its working!

yay!

what if it comes back ?

[thedarkmessenger]

then we&#39;re all doomed...

is there any hope for us all?

[S.ifr]

SIT will take care of it.

[thedarkmessenger]

I hope so...the virus just struck you.

Should we call SIT?

[S.ifr]

hell yeah.

Screw ghostbuster.
they&#39;ve got nothing on us.

right ?

[thedarkmessenger]

damn straight!

[S.ifr]

Where&#39;s Issitheus ?

[thedarkmessenger]

he disappeared o.O

where&#39;d he go?
*edit* woot! pwned the recent bar again!

[S.ifr]

My turn!

[Issitheus]

No, mine!

[thedarkmessenger]

OMG!

is this the first time the virus claimed two victims in a row?

[S.ifr]

SNOWAI!

why ?
DX

[thedarkmessenger]

OMFG! IT&#39;S GROWING STRONGER!

Should we pray to Amaterasu for help or should we pray to Buddha?

[S.ifr]

They&#39;re not real so no.

Who do we turn to ?

[Issitheus]

lets pray to zarx, he&#39;s god here.

right?

[thedarkmessenger]

*prays to Zarx*

will ti work?

[S.ifr]

yes, yes that&#39;ll work

won&#39;t it ?

[Issitheus]

it should... maybe.

why or why not?

[S.ifr]

I hate those questions.

Do you ?

[Issitheus]

so very much.

y tu?

[thedarkmessenger]

nope

...tired...?

[S.ifr]

Not really, I don&#39;t usually go to be for another 3 hours or so.

what aboot you ?

[Issitheus]

a little bit

what time is it?

[thedarkmessenger]

my time, 1:15 :P

[S.ifr]

no teh virus strikes again!

12:15

you ?

[Issitheus]

Add 3 hours and you got me. ive been up for a while.

[thedarkmessenger]

I&#39;m supposed to have been asleep for the past 2 hours xD

[S.ifr]

I&#39;m an insomniac.

[thedarkmessenger]

me too :P

how did the virus hit all three of us AT THE SAME TIME?! :O

[Issitheus]

the virus just got all 3 of us. damn it.

but S.ifr and tdm are in the same time zone! somewhere near the Pacific, yes?

[S.ifr]

I&#39;m in it.

... that&#39;s what I said.



-___-

[thedarkmessenger]

I&#39;m in mountain time, actually

how bout you?

[Issitheus]

Eastern.

but i thought there were 4 time zones in the us...

[S.ifr]

Lies.
There are actually 7.

[thedarkmessenger]

the virus...it&#39;s affecting us the most at night! :O

why!?

[Issitheus]

b/c we&#39;re tired, maybe?

[S.ifr]

makes sense.

Do you think someone is behind teh virus ?

[thedarkmessenger]

I blame Yami!

who do you blame?

[Issitheus]

ssgwnbtd. it&#39;s his forum and he never gets on.
and you?

[thedarkmessenger]

I still blame Yami :P

How about S.ifr? who does he blame?

[S.ifr]

I blame the Russians.

[Issitheus]

damn virus... does it affect any other forums?

[S.ifr]

I&#39;m only on this forum.. mostly...

are you in any other forums ?

[Issitheus]

blitz.

you?

[S.ifr]

AnRe, but I&#39;m harldy on it.

Are you on this as much as blitz ?

[Issitheus]

far more.

what did you think of mix 1?

[S.ifr]

I think it was pretty decent.
OP and ending pwn.

your opinion ?

[Issitheus]

&#39;twas humorous. if you want my full review, check out my anime blog. will you?

[S.ifr]

If you want me to.

Do you/whats teh link if so ?

[Issitheus]

sure.
issitheusanime.blogspot.com
will you leave me a comment on my blog?

[S.ifr]

Do I have to be a member ?
( couldn&#39;t come up with a question )

[Issitheus]

dunno. if you have a google account you can log in with that. do you?

[S.ifr]

Yeah, I do.
I like teh whole "bore children" thing.

Has you read my comment ?

[Issitheus]

yes, and its almost 4 am here and my brain is still functioning around half capacity, so somethings wrong with you.

what is wrong with you?

[S.ifr]

Everything that&#39;s alright with you.

[Issitheus]

Damn it, virus!

Will it ever leave us alone?

[S.ifr]

If we&#39;re not all dead.
right ?

[daikaisho vanguard]

Judging from the activity in the killing thread, you are not.

Or have you respawned already?

[Ellen Feiss]

i dont think he has yet..

should we bring him back to life?

[daikaisho vanguard]

No, I cannot read the posts a fast as they make them.

Can&#39;t we wait just a couple of days?

[Ellen Feiss]

why not

what are we going to do while we wait?

[Issitheus]

post some more!

right?

[daikaisho vanguard]

It doesn&#39;t matter, we can just resurrect them now. I&#39;ve given up on reading all their posts.

[S.ifr]

Which is why you were attacked by teh virus.

Why do you wanna read it ?
it&#39;s fun ;p

[daikaisho vanguard]

Which is why you were attacked by teh virus.

Why do you wanna read it ?
it&#39;s fun ;p


Is that not reason enough to read it?

[S.ifr]

Kibbles I mean&#39;t don&#39;t but you got me.
and maybe..

*takes out shank*

Will you read it now ?

[Useful]

Like hell am I reading all the death, dying, and deady-ness of the killing thread.

However, I will endeavor to kill as many people as possible in it.

Join me?

[daikaisho vanguard]

Sure. They made 228 post in 186 minutes in this thread alone.

[S.ifr]

It would have been under that time if that 15 second rule didn&#39;t get in teh way
>__<

[Useful]

Jeebus... I didn&#39;t even know there WAS a 15 second rule.

Shiz! S.ifr, you now own 10% of "Off-Topic"

Is that obscene or what?

[S.ifr]

It&#39;s very obscene.

Do I really ?
hahah :p

[Useful]

Yep, in your general stats, just over 10% of all posts in "Off-Topic" are attributed to you.

There&#39;s only 3 people over 1000, right?

[S.ifr]

Yes sir.. Raol, Theus and myself.

When are you gonna join us ?

[Useful]

ASAP, while doing this image editing job for my dad.

Who here has a job?

[S.ifr]

Not yet.
I need to go job hunting again...

What about you ?

[Useful]

I work for my dad, he pays me pretty well, but I&#39;m looking for summer jobs now.

You ever had a retail job?

[S.ifr]

Nope.
What kind of summer job do you have in mind ?

[Useful]

Park service, something outside.

Do you hate to be stuck inside too?

[daikaisho vanguard]

Surveyor&#39;s assistant

[Useful]

Oh yeah, right. Is that fun?

[daikaisho vanguard]

Never been it, I hope so.

Have you ever had a job that was relevant for your study?

[Useful]

Hah, no. That&#39;s why I&#39;m looking for a wildlife management job or similar.

Why can&#39;t I think of a question? (evil rhetorical cop-out question GO!)

[daikaisho vanguard]

Because you&#39;ve spend all your lingual chakra by posting faster than me.

[S.ifr]

teh virus strikes again.

why is it so hot ?

[Useful]

Because you&#39;re not, wot wot.

My chakra&#39;s not shot.

Are these the droids you&#39;ve sought?

[S.ifr]

Why are you rhyming ?

[Useful]

Well, I thought of "because you&#39;re not" because it&#39;s my automatic response to inquires of hottness.

So I went with it.

Is that weird?

[daikaisho vanguard]

I meget h?j grad.

Forst?r I noget af det her?

[Useful]

(I did not get an even partially good translation of that.) Well, I guess I am abusing my power in someways. Should I stop posting so much?

[Issitheus]

No, but S.ifr should.

Why do I want him to?

[Useful]

:D Because you won&#39;t be able to catch up, right?

[daikaisho vanguard]

What the f... are you doing here Iss. We&#39;re trying to catch up with your post count.

[Useful]

Well, actually, S.ifr is farther ahead than Iss. Also, I kill you for getting the virus. Wait, this isn&#39;t the killing thread. Oh well.

Who wonders what a question mark would taste like?

[Issitheus]

it would taste like weird.

and daikaisho, you fail. at everything. forever.

why?

[daikaisho vanguard]

Ja, se det er jo et godt sp?rgsm?l.

Hvorfor g?r jeg det?

[Useful]

It&#39;s not his fault, he&#39;s Dutch! It&#39;s not his first language!

Who cares? (not me)

[daikaisho vanguard]

How do you know that I&#39;m dutch?

[S.ifr]

Becasue I told him.. I think.

Believe me ?

[daikaisho vanguard]

You could say such nonsense.

Why did you tell him that?

[Useful]

Whups, I meant Danish. My bad. And no, you told me.

Who thinks people from the Netherlands should be called Netherworlders?

[Issitheus]

lol. should they?

[Useful]

YES. Then we could call their Prime Minister Satan!

Right?

[S.ifr]

Yes.

Start a petition to change the name ?

[Useful]

First signature!

Next?

[daikaisho vanguard]

I think he&#39;s called Balkenende.

Why don&#39;t the want their country to be called Holland?

[Useful]

Because they would still be called Dutch.

Which has far too many weird things associated with it like Dutch Ovens... Name change?

[daikaisho vanguard]

And dutch auctions

Why is so many bad or cheap things called &#39;dutch&#39;?

[Useful]

uh... I can&#39;t think of anything that doesn&#39;t sound racist or just plain strange.

Mac or PC?

[S.ifr]

PC

are we going back to normal questions now ?

[Useful]

Uh, define normal... I always thought that this thread was made to ask totally unrelated questions... if you look at the things I&#39;ve posted, they&#39;re almost always like that.

How much does gas cost where you live?

[S.ifr]

teh lowest is 3 per gallon

what aboot your prices ?

[Useful]

yeah, 3.08 is the best I saw today

How about the prices in Europe? Worse?

[S.ifr]

dunno.. too lazy to look it up.

Does your city have it&#39;s own website ?

[Useful]

Yeah. And a Wiki entry.

Yours?

[S.ifr]

Same.

Is this a good question ?

[Useful]

I think it&#39;s the same kind as mine on the last page: rhetorical cop-out.

Oh well, I don&#39;t care, and we&#39;re the only ones on. You don&#39;t care, right?

[Issitheus]

i care!

did you really think I could leave S.ifr alone for a long period of time?

[S.ifr]

I didn&#39;t notice that at all.

Were you planning that ?

[Issitheus]

on leaving you alone? why would i do that?

[S.ifr]

iunno.

Are you going to ?

[abyssion1337]

no.

Damn I was only gone for a day and i missed all this crap, can anyone fill me in?

[S.ifr]

A lot has happened.. nothing important that I recall... there was a lot of blood though ..
.. yes, maybe Theus or Msnger can fill you in.

[abyssion1337]

so I missed a lot of nothing?

[S.ifr]

Pretty much yes indeed.

[abyssion1337]

at least one thing didn&#39;t change, the virus is still here.

Didn&#39;t you guys make a cure yet?

[S.ifr]

We were planning on doing that, but it kept getting us.

[Issitheus]

DAMN YOU KIRA---I MEAN VIRUS!!!

shall i invent a cure/vaccine?

[S.ifr]

How strong will it be ?

[Issitheus]

it should be quite effective. and i have figured it out, but you&#39;ll have to work with me here.

will you?

[abyssion1337]

sure.

what do I need to do?

[Issitheus]

wait a sec...

"@[=g3,8d]\&fbb=-q]/hk%fg"

now press delete on your keyboard!

did that work?

[S.ifr]

*attempts*

I think it worked!








Did you just do it ?

[Issitheus]

yes i did.

did it work?

[abyssion1337]

I don&#39;t know.

don&#39;t we need a test subject who is infected?

[Issitheus]

no, we can just turn this forum into a pseudo-chatroom again and see if it works.

couldn&#39;t we?

[abyssion1337]

maybe.

we could intentionaly infect someone, right?

[S.ifr]

We could actually.

Lets ?

[abyssion1337]

should we vote on whom?

[Issitheus]

lets choose someone who hasnt posted and probably never will but is online right now.

but who?

[abyssion1337]

acutekat?

[S.ifr]

That&#39;s what I was thinking.

Who should ask ?

[abyssion1337]

darkmessenger, his punishment for not being here to vote.

agreed?

[Issitheus]

agreed.

and since tdm is here now, shall we continuously post?

[S.ifr]

I&#39;m ready.

You ready ?

[abyssion1337]

yeah i&#39;m ready.

this is to get his attention right?

[Issitheus]

whose attention?

[thedarkmessenger]

mine, I think, or maybe not...

who?

[abyssion1337]

yeah you.

we need you to infect acutekat with the virus, can you do it?

[thedarkmessenger]

affirmitive, just hand me the virus, a way to put it in him, and it shall be done.

You haz the tools?

[abyssion1337]

I just came up with the plan.

does issitheus have the tools?