[S.ifr]

I'm just here too look cool

Can Theus handle it ?

[Issitheus]

we have the technology... we can infect him.
*gives supplies*

will someone get his attention now?

[thedarkmessenger]

get who's attention?

[S.ifr]

Who elses ?

[abyssion1337]

the evil clown?

[Issitheus]

the infectee

please?

[thedarkmessenger]

*waves arms around and launches fireworks at him/her* this should work...

shouldn't it?

[abyssion1337]

I don't see him.

should we use UTF as a plan B?

[thedarkmessenger]

nah, he's probably busy with the screenshot game :P

How about inthezone123+?

[S.ifr]

I vote InZone+ as well.
( yay for surnames )

?

[abyssion1337]

he's ok as a subject.

so how will wii get him here?

[Issitheus]

message?

[thedarkmessenger]

why do we need him here? I can just teleport to him and infect him whereever he is >8D

[S.ifr]

So is s/he infected yet ?

[abyssion1337]

can we also infect him witht he T virus?

[S.ifr]

No, it will cause an outbrake and civilization will end as we know it.




Ah, wtf let's do it!
Let's build a fort first ?

[Issitheus]

nah

why not?

[thedarkmessenger]

because it's too late >8D

should we run now?

[S.ifr]

*flies away*

Where shall we run ( in my case fly ) to ?

[thedarkmessenger]

I don't know about you, but I'm going back to the netherworld

how bout you?

[S.ifr]

I'M GOING TO DISNEYLAND!


*burns it down*

Wheres everyone else ? I have the vodka!

[thedarkmessenger]

I'm here, where's theus?

[inthezone123+]

if you were walking down the street with a canoe on your head and one of the wheels fell off how many pancakes will it take to fix the hole in the doghouse?

[thedarkmessenger]

erm...

did I use the wrong virus?

[Issitheus]

no, he just doesn't know whats going on.

someone inform him?

and sorry, but im outta here.

[thedarkmessenger]

*pokes inthezone*

Are you sure? this is his/her first post...

[S.ifr]

if you were walking down the street with a canoe on your head and one of the wheels fell off how many pancakes will it take to fix the hole in the doghouse?

None because it's up his sleeve ?

or something along those lines...


:Edit: a father's sleeve ?

[thedarkmessenger]

if you were walking down the street with a canoe on your head and one of the wheels fell off how many pancakes will it take to fix the hole in the doghouse?

None because it's up his sleeve ?

or something along those lines...

don't give in to teh virus!

[S.ifr]

I didn't.. you did.

Why ?

[thedarkmessenger]

I didn't, I was warning you :P

wasn't I?

[S.ifr]

you were
so it was in question form ?

[thedarkmessenger]

I uh...wasn't talking about the virus that has been plagueing us for awhile...I was talking about the virus I infected him/her with.

or...was I?

[S.ifr]

iunno, were you ?

[thedarkmessenger]

I must of been.

Why other virus did I put in him/her?

[S.ifr]

how many do you have ?
o.o

[Ionzorg]

What are you asking me for? :-\

How many do you have, thedarkmessenger?

[thedarkmessenger]

as many as I was handed :P

How many was I handed? (i didn't bother counting)

[S.ifr]

Aboot 8..
how many have you used so far ?

[thedarkmessenger]

every...single...one...:P

Should I have just used 1 or 2?

[S.ifr]

More like one for our plan.

Are you going to make new ones ?

[abyssion1337]

we might have to.

who will do it?

[thedarkmessenger]

1...2...3...NOT IT!!!

are you it?

[abyssion1337]

NOT IT.

whose it?

[S.ifr]

I made new ones.
They're chemically altered.
Who will take them ?

[thedarkmessenger]

hand them to me, and I shall infect our victim!

Who's our next victim?

[S.ifr]

not me.. you ?

[abyssion1337]

absolutely not.

how bout vanguard?

[daikaisho vanguard]

Why me??

[Useful]

I wanna be a guinea pig!

Hey, S.ifr, you still got 'em?

[thedarkmessenger]

I got em :P

Want em?

[Filleraol]

not only that, he will eat them too.

are they edible?

[thedarkmessenger]

erm...

are ANY computer viruses normally edible?

[Issitheus]

doubt it, but computer chips taste pretty good, especially with 7-layer dip.

or am i thinking of tortilla chips?

[thedarkmessenger]

nope, you are definitely thinking of computer chips :P

aren't you?

[Filleraol]

deep fried

sour cream and onions?

[thedarkmessenger]

^_^

^_^?

[Jazean]

*~*

$_$?

[thedarkmessenger]

MONEYZ!!!

moneyz?

[S.ifr]

mohh moneigh

;p ?

[Filleraol]

;p !!!11one

!!!11one?

[S.ifr]

!!1!elven!!@

eleven ?

[Filleraol]

11 !

seveneleven?

[S.ifr]

slevin!!!

slevin ?

[Filleraol]

slevin!

what's your lucky number?

[Issitheus]

What would happen if I said 666?

[S.ifr]

Nothing.
.. cept you'd explode.


Did you ?

[Issitheus]

BOOM!

that answer you question?

[thedarkmessenger]

*panics*

why'd theus go boom?

[S.ifr]

Cos of his lucky number..

666.



*boom*


DX ?

[Issitheus]

no, XD!

did you join the SIT forums yet?

[S.ifr]

I have..

have YOU?

[acutekat]

no


can you say no in spanish?

[S.ifr]

No, porque no se como.

Weren't you our test subject ?

[Filleraol]

:o testsubject

spanish tesusubject?

[S.ifr]

No.

Ka-Neko is our test subject, right ?

[Issitheus]

i thought inthezone123+ was

wasn't he?

[S.ifr]

I don't know.
We kept chaning it.

So shall we do both ?

[acutekat]

niet


porque enrique no esta en estados unidos

tonto cabiallo


te gusta gordo hombros en tus pantelones?

[S.ifr]

No porque otra ves no se que es un "hombro"


Que es ?

[Filleraol]

hell yeah ;D :D :) :-\ ???

what?

[S.ifr]

I asked what an "hombro" was :p

what is it ?

[acutekat]

se dice hombor en ingles es man


por que enrique por que?

[Filleraol]

enrique......iglesias??

that wasn't what you were talking about, right?

[Issitheus]

doubt it.
also, "hombro" means "shoulder" (really, it does)

i?Te gusta hombros gordos en tus pantalones?!

[acutekat]

no por que no soy homo


transpose the o with e

read my sig


or die what is you choice?

[S.ifr]

quiero vivir por favor

yes ?

[Issitheus]

Yo tambien!

But seriously, you like fat shoulders in your pants?!

[S.ifr]

No, I already said that I don't like it >p


ah D: ?

[acutekat]

PIE

and does any one realy know what time it is?

[S.ifr]

Depend on where you live ?


where is that ?

[Filleraol]

where my computer is

where's your computer?

[S.ifr]

In my pants.

Did you want to know that ?

[acutekat]

no

and to previous q.

in AMERICA (obscure yugi -oh the abridged refrence)


and you live?

[S.ifr]

Magical Land of Cannibal Midgets and Pixies.

quite better than America.. cos we don't owe a huge debt.

Wanna come ?

[acutekat]

nah cause we gots nukes


your stance on nukes?

[Filleraol]

they are like fireworks...but bigger...and it can kill thousands of people at once.

you like fireworks?

[acutekat]

yes they are AWESOME


who likes chicago?

(the band or the city ?)
(we may never know)

[S.ifr]

I like the movie

forgot the third option ?

[acutekat]

NO (ok maybe)


fergot about that one


what is the average velocity of an airborne swallow

[S.ifr]

DaiVan most likely knows.

Where is he ?

[Issitheus]

dunno.

African or European swallow?

[acutekat]

well i dont know (woosh)


finally somebody gets the obscure refrence



are you happy?

[Filleraol]

YEs, I have 4 liters of cola besides me.

does cola make you happy..?

[S.ifr]

Why yes, yes it does.. I think I drink too much of it.


Is that bad ?

[acutekat]

it gives you astueoperosis (mispelled)


how's life?

[S.ifr]

No.


:| ?

[Filleraol]

*nods*

why am I hungry at 02:13 AM ?

[acutekat]

the sugar keeping you warm through night gives out and you must sustain yourself




why does the caged bird sing

[S.ifr]

Because the pigs hawk at night.

Answer your question ?

[Ellen Feiss]

might have

y do i have the urge to fart but cant?

[acutekat]

intestinial blockage my dear watson



how did sherlock homes die?

[S.ifr]

Nancy Drew was full of envy


How do I know ?

[acutekat]

no actually he took out his arch rival whilst plumetting off a cliff



PIE love it or hate it?

[abyssion1337]

depends on the pie.

what kind of pie is it?

[S.ifr]

Human pie.

Want some ?

[acutekat]

nah just ate



what is the meaning of life? (i have the answer)

[Filleraol]

I have no idea.

Can you plz tell me?

[S.ifr]

There is none, everything will be controlled by robots.

Right ?

[Ellen Feiss]

sure lets go with that

we are postin like crazy dou think we will over load the forums?

[acutekat]

no the meaning of life is to search for the purpose of life




10 ponts to how ever can guess what my purpose of life is

[S.ifr]

The meaning of life is a life of meaning.

And you have none.

It's obvious, isn't it ?

[Filleraol]

Yeah, indeed

And acutekat just got infected by the virus =O

shouldn't we stop it soon`?

[S.ifr]

Isn't he our test subject ?

[acutekat]

no and no and no its to search for the meaning of life




fire fox or IE or safari

[S.ifr]

I choose teh one you don't like.

Which is it ?

[abyssion1337]

safari sucks.

who else uses firefox?

[acutekat]

IE (or is it)
(reverse physcology)



jimmies or sprinkles?

[S.ifr]

Niether

and about the browsers...
I sometimes use it.
I mostly use the sbc browser though.

Which one do you use ?

[Filleraol]

mozilla firefox ftw!

did i answer the question right?

[S.ifr]

Yup.

Don't you usually ?

[abyssion1337]

no

i make up my own?

[S.ifr]

Yes.

I birth my own ?

[acutekat]

maybe it is all dependant on your free (until i patent my machine) will





time travel yay or nay

[S.ifr]

DICKS WITH TIME MACHINES!

Yes ?

[acutekat]

no bad s.ifr. s.ifr did very bad



crumpits or english muffins?

[S.ifr]

Aren't they the same thing ?

[acutekat]

no actually there different crumpets are more like a unsweatened cookie while an english muffin if more like a biscuit

[S.ifr]

Whos going to inject him with the anti-virus ?

[acutekat]

dear god do it soon





wallet or purse

[Filleraol]

wallet.

isn't purse kinda gay? (for a guy)

[acutekat]

i didn't say i liked a purse (im running out of ideas)







are you running out of ideas?

[Useful]

Dude, read some of my posts. I NEVER run out of ideas. Welcome to the crazy >:D

How much porn can a frat boy cream if a frat boy can cream porn?

[acutekat]

in this universe or the next


( i never said i would run out of ideas )


will i run out of ideas?

[Useful]

NOT IN THIS UNIVERSE OR... oh, you already said that.

D cup or C cup?

[acutekat]

on who?

[Useful]

Your icon.

Fun image, no?

[S.ifr]

YES.

No ?

[Useful]

Uh, NO. We're talking about Kat's icon with C cup or D cup boobs. NOT fun.

Unless... you like that stuff :-\ ?

Edit: I own recent! W007

[S.ifr]

No, I don't know.

Maybe it is you, and not me.
Is it ?

[abyssion1337]

no i think

is it all of us?

[S.ifr]

Most likely.

Or is none of us ?

[thedarkmessenger]

none of us

who infected acutekat? I wasn't online at the time so...

[S.ifr]

No one did.

Who will though ?

[thedarkmessenger]

me, i am teh infector >8D

aren't I?

[S.ifr]

Last time I check.

Will you waste it again ?

[thedarkmessenger]

hopefully not.

Can someone define a normal question for me?

[S.ifr]

Something normal would be
"A question not asked by any of teh members of teh AMV Hell Forums"


Did I nail it ?

[thedarkmessenger]

on the head xD

right?

[Issitheus]

with a very large hammer!

how large of a hammer?

[S.ifr]

Larger than life.

No I did not refrence a Backstreet Boy's song.

Were you even thinking that ?

[thedarkmessenger]

not until you mentioned it :P

why'd you/he mention it?

[S.ifr]

Because my sister leaned to see what I was doing and thought we were talking aboot them.

Get it ?

[thedarkmessenger]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

why'd I find that funny?

[Filleraol]

because nothing of what we're posting has any referrance to backstreet boys? :P

[S.ifr]

Yes, and it wasn't funny at all.

To me at least.. or was it ?

[thedarkmessenger]

it wasn't, it was just me

was I drunk for ten seconds or something?

[S.ifr]

Yes.

Does that happen to anyone else ?

[thedarkmessenger]

not that I'm aware of.

Does it happen to you?

[S.ifr]

Not at all.

*laughs uncontrolably*

D: ?

[Filleraol]

helan g?r tjohoppfaderallanrallansa, heeeelan g????????r!

what happened?

[Issitheus]

your keyboard exploded.
why?

[S.ifr]

Because I exploded.
.. and still am.

Care to join ?

[Filleraol]

Sure.

can i pour some gasolin over you at the same time?

[S.ifr]

Spice up my life baby!

there ?

[Filleraol]

yes. I'll just grab some hot dogs to grill.



..hmm....which anime should I watch next? =/

[S.ifr]

Clannad

XD!

yes ?

[Filleraol]

I've already seen it xD

have any other recommendations? :P

[S.ifr]

Kiddy Grade ?

[thedarkmessenger]

Yu-gi-oh!: The abridged series? xD

[Filleraol]

Kiddy grade I havent seen, may watch it.
And yu-gi-oh is being sent on swedish tv sometimes :P

Anyone have a list at myanimelist.net?

[Issitheus]

I do!

Do you?

[Filleraol]

yes i do!

are you called issitheus there?

[Issitheus]

If you see an "issitheus", it's me.

Are you called Filleraol everywhere?

[Filleraol]

Yes I am, I think Filleraol is unique ^_^

..what's the clock? ^^"

[Issitheus]

you mean the time?

[Filleraol]

yeah...i think i should be speeping now normally.

i must be abnormal..?

[Issitheus]

Well when SIT was created I was up until about 4 AM my time...

would that be considered one-time insomnia?

[S.ifr]

If you want.

Do you ?

[Issitheus]

sure, why not.

why isnt tdm on with us?

[S.ifr]

I don't know.
I'm aboot to go run some errands though.

Can you send me teh link to teh SIT forum please ?

[Issitheus]

sitforums.freeforums.org

why?

[S.ifr]

So that I could favor it.. my other browser closed on me.
thank you for saving me teh trouble
=]

uhh yeah ?

[Ellen Feiss]

could u not think of a question?

[S.ifr]

Like yours is any better ?

;p

[Ellen Feiss]

nope im not any better :-[

what should i play when i get off Need 4 speed Pro Streets or Flatout 2?

[S.ifr]

"drink the stuff that's under the sink"

yes ?

[Ellen Feiss]

but that might just kill me.... awww why the hell not lol

if i do die will u guys miss me and my room on the killing thread?

[Issitheus]

not in the least.

anyone else?

[Ellen Feiss]

i would miss me

what happens if u die and ur logged on to the hell forums or somthin do u think som1 will post somthin sayin u just died?

[Issitheus]

or what if you died while making a post and your dead body fell on the keyboard posting the unfinished post?

[S.ifr]

I'd wonder what the heck would be going on.

What if that happened to me ?

[Mawelli]

your not dead alreayd?!

[S.ifr]

No because my wisdom is as eternal as styrofoam cups.

So you'll die in my place ?

[shinigami008]

Of course not!! u think i would waste my life for someone else?

[S.ifr]

No, but you're going to anyway.

Objections ?

[Filleraol]

None from me ^^

i'm making sum chicken nuggets, who wants some?!?

[S.ifr]

What a good morning snack ( for me )
Is your day almost over ?
O:

[Filleraol]

Nope, it's 5 pm here. I won't be going to sleep for at least 14 hours ^^

Is that normal on a monday..?

[S.ifr]

It is for me cos I do that too ^^

We're all too much alike, aren't we ?

[daikaisho vanguard]

I can tell you then, that it is not common among humans.

How can you stay up till seven a.m. on a monday?

[Useful]

Well... actually... I see it as possible if he's in college. Because then he could go to sleep until 10AM. And then go to his first class.

Am I right?

[Filleraol]

It will probably be like that this fall when I move and will continue to study (on college level ungef?r), but right now I have no life at all. Going to work this summer, but right now I do nothing at all.

Did that sound kinda lazy? =/

[acutekat]

yes yes it does


planes trains or automobiles?

[Filleraol]

automobile or car, 'cause drifting is fun.

can you drift with a train?

[Issitheus]

that would be SO AWESOME

wouldn't it?

[acutekat]

if you didn't all die


death good bad or ugly?

[Filleraol]

bad and ugly

are you looking forward to GTA 4 ?

[acutekat]

never played a GTA would like to but haven't

what is the ultimate answer?

[Issitheus]

42!

QWERTYUIOP?

[acutekat]

no i like davorac



not realy


visited silentwulf.com yet?

[Useful]

No... 42... goddamn it, why didn't I think of it sooner?!?!

ASDFGHJKL;?

[Issitheus]

ZXCVBNM!

right?

[Filleraol]

more like ??? !

don't you think?

[Useful]

Indeed!

Unfortunately, if I hit every button on the bottom row of my keyboard, my computer would probably explode. Unles Ctrl, Windows, alt, spacebar, alt, Windows, rightmenu, Ctrl is some kind of awesome hotkey combo.

Does anyone know if it turns your computer into a jetpack? And if it does, what do you think the chances of a Blue Screen of Death are considering it's running on Windows? Maybe a Black Asphalt of Concussion. Or maybe they should just call it "Widows".

[S.ifr]

My head still hurts a little so I didn't really read it.

Anyone wanna answer ?

[acutekat]

yah i will windows has been fairly good to me the only real problems i've been getting lately are hard ware related



did you think i wounld't pose a question?

[abyssion1337]

no.

what's the safest way to play with a dead baby?

[S.ifr]

when they don't hit rigor mortis

correct or am I mistaken ?

[abyssion1337]

close the joke is a bit sicker than that.

care to guess again?

[S.ifr]

umm you dont ?

how aboot now ?

[abyssion1337]

that didn't make much sense.

can you clarify?

[thedarkmessenger]

I can, but I'm too evil to do so for you >8D

why am I so ebil?

[abyssion1337]

cause I put a virus in you at birth that ate part of your brain.

so do you hate it?

[S.ifr]

I rather enjoy it.

Or is it because I'm "cruel" ?
;p

[abyssion1337]

maybe it's the mind control he has over you.

what are you going to do about it?

[S.ifr]

Call SIT

or will that make things worse ?

[thedarkmessenger]

nope, we'll definitely help

won't we?

[abyssion1337]

no

can no one save my soul from damnation?

[S.ifr]

I can.
Trust me ?

With Jesus and black magic on my side nothing can go wrong!

[abyssion1337]

depends

be ye angels?

[thedarkmessenger]

nope, we be demons >8D

right?

[S.ifr]

NEIGH, WE ARE BUT MEN.

yes ?

[abyssion1337]

lol yes.

can we form a party of all black mages?

[S.ifr]

And dress up as lions ?

[abyssion1337]

yeah

and sing songs?

[S.ifr]

Sounds great.

What is this for ?

[abyssion1337]

I completely forgot.

does anyone know?

[thedarkmessenger]

was there EVER a purpose?

[abyssion1337]

yes.

do you remember?

[thedarkmessenger]

nope. :p

do we really need a purpose?

[S.ifr]

We never have one so no :p

Should we make one ?

[abyssion1337]

yes.

what do you think of black mage whalers?

[S.ifr]

a wahale ?

[abyssion1337]

a while coming from the sky?

[S.ifr]

cool whip ?

[abyssion1337]

clouds?

[S.ifr]

what has happened ?

[abyssion1337]

I'm a surealist.

what's your excuse?

[S.ifr]

I'm super special awesome.

good enough excuse ?

[abyssion1337]

yeah it's ok

it's late, should I call it a night?

[S.ifr]

If you want.

Do you ?

[abyssion1337]

A little I should get some rest cause I have work, lots of it tomarrow.

will I see you tomarrow?

[S.ifr]

No doubt.
Till then ?

[Mawelli]

hammertime!

any1 want to check when at what page our questions started getting totally out of hand and random?

[abyssion1337]

my guess is page 2.

is it?

[Issitheus]

it is if you consider the following question totally out of hand and/or random:

Are you afraid of Santa Claus? HOHOHO

[acutekat]

never believed in him so no



what song am i listening to?

[abyssion1337]

the song that never ends?

[acutekat]

nope



guess again?

[abyssion1337]

99 luftballoons?

[Filleraol]

caramelldansen?

[Useful]

The Penis Shlong? I mean Song?

[abyssion1337]

we give up.

what's your favorite book?

[Filleraol]

lord of the rings the return of the king.

your favorite movie?

[abyssion1337]

I have lots but I'll go with blade runner.

your favorite comedy?

[acutekat]

holy crap that one song that sounds like charmel was the one i was listening to



bowling is fun no?

[abyssion1337]

not really real men play curling.

who wants to play?

[Jazean]

i will but only if i can throw the curling rocks at your head.

i can throw rocks at you?

[S.ifr]

Yes, and only you.

How big are the rocks ?

[Jazean]

for you, small enough not to break major bones.

hows that sound?

[S.ifr]

Pretty dandy.

When are you gonna start ?

[Jazean]

maybe tuesday... unless my schedule gets crowded

anyone have a pen!?

[S.ifr]

I do. Are you gonna stab in the with it ?

[Jazean]

unlikely, but not impossible.

is this another two-person conversation, doesn't this happen a little often?

[S.ifr]

Yes cos everyone else is a bunch of little girls ;p

But it can be just as fun, right ?

[abyssion1337]

yes.

do you know why I'm not gonna kill you for that little girs comment?

[daikaisho vanguard]

Might it be because he's an Arabian zero?

[S.ifr]

I sure hope so.

Is it ?

[Mawelli]

no, its because some of us dont camp the forums :D

any other explanation?

[S.ifr]

Not really.

Is there ?

-__-

[abyssion1337]

yes but i can't say until i've cleared up some business

who's afraid of clowns?

[Mawelli]

i am! they are actually very terribly scary creatures...whos with me?

[abyssion1337]

they are a bit scary especially pennywise(the clown from IT).

who else thought that he was especially scary?

[Useful]

Never saw it, but I know my mom still doesn't go near mirrors when she's alone.

Anyone superstitious or slightly OCD? (do certain things compulsively)

[S.ifr]

I have a bit of OCD

Do you suffer from paranoia ?

[Issitheus]

No, because they really ARE out to get me!

aren't they?

[Mawelli]

they are out to get chiyo-chan! protect here!

who will join the anti-assassinate-chiyo group?

[abyssion1337]

only if i can assassinate other people

can I?

[Useful]

Why of course! Except if it's people who are also part of the AACG.

Who will watch AMV Hell 0/0?

[abyssion1337]

I will,

who else?