[Ionzorg]

ALL YOUR BASE COMBO BREAKER!

Shove ripped up aluminum can shard down your throat, which basically shreds your insides.

[Useful]

Trick you into drinking liquid nitrogen... which actually isn't dangerous unless you swallow. Which you did. Heat expansion= not fun.

[abyssion1337]

you thought it looked fun so you had some after he did

[Useful]

You saw us doing it, thought "Ha! I can do better than that!" and tried to swallow a cue ball and regurgitate it. You suffocated.

[abyssion1337]

you get SARS

[Useful]

Te doy SIDA! :D

De nada.

[smeegs]

boom headshot:ed

[Useful]

Hit in the windshield by a dead rabbit with a hole in its head. You crashed.

[abyssion1337]

the killer rabbit gets you

[Useful]

The rabbit killer gets you.

[abyssion1337]

you challenged the techno viking

[Useful]

You challenged Chuck Norris

[abyssion1337]

you chellenged republican Jesus

[Useful]

Wait WHAT? That... doesn't make sense. Jesus would be an Independent.

Old Testament God smites you.

[abyssion1337]

Simon Belmont thought you were a vampire

[Useful]

Buffy the Vampire Slayer thought you were a...









demon.

[abyssion1337]

mario thought you were a koppa

[Useful]

Oh God: getting squished underneath the weight of a fat plumber's rear end is definitely one of the worst ways to die EVER.

You imagined goatse crossed with tubgirl.

[abyssion1337]

no! you evil bastard. you will die for that: the punisheer will get you

[Useful]

The Punisher and Samuel Jackson have a showdown, you get caught in the middle.

[abyssion1337]

you try to beat Obama

[Useful]

I sic a rabid John McCain on you for forcing me into such an act of treason.

[abyssion1337]

I knew what to do; I've played c-span the game. you were killed by Hitler

[DaMetzger]

you killed yourself after seeing Hitler dead

[S.ifr]

ALL YOUR BASE COMBO BREAKER!

eff you :3 & YOUR DOIN IT WRONG


You ate abyss and got aids

[abyssion1337]

a coconut lands on your head

[S.ifr]

I explode, and you were right next to me.

[abyssion1337]

arrow through the chest

[S.ifr]

chest through the arrow

[abyssion1337]

boot to the head

[S.ifr]

.. eye failure ?

[abyssion1337]

cancer gets you, lol giant crabs are funny

[DaMetzger]

you couldn't find the giant enemy crab's weak point and so it killed you

[S.ifr]

crabs ( both stuffed and crotch lice ) through the chest.

[Useful]

I love this one...

TE DOY SIDA!!!

[abyssion1337]

you got eaten

[Useful]

... by a doggy.

Burned...

...to a crisp.

(reference to the manga of Hellsing)

[abyssion1337]

stabbed by the Boston strangler

[Useful]

Strangled by Sweeny Todd.

[abyssion1337]

drowned by Jack the ripper

[Useful]

Tickled to death by Jason

(I like this new trend...)

[abyssion1337]

Freddy sends his orc army after you

[Useful]

Edward Scissor Hands tries to tickle you to death and fails (he eviscerated you before you got the chance to laugh). He goes and sulks in a corner.

[abyssion1337]

(insert 80's horror movie monster here) (insert method of murder here) you

[Useful]

Sean Penn beats you in the back repeatedly with his forehead.

[abyssion1337]

will smith punches your face

[Useful]

Chuck Norris punches you in the face with his chin-fist.

[abyssion1337]

he roundhouse kicks you

[Useful]

Ah yes, the mighty Chuck Norris round house.

Anyway, my flying decapitated head flies through your chest.

[abyssion1337]

chuck norris potato sacks you

[Useful]

Donald Trump sacks you so hard you die.

[abyssion1337]

the techno viking kicks you

[DaMetzger]

you got teabagged by an elefant

[Issitheus]

Bambi ate you.

[abyssion1337]

eaten by pirates

[DaMetzger]

beaten by pirates

[abyssion1337]

forced to walk the plank

[DaMetzger]

you were beaten by Plank

[abyssion1337]

Plank shoots you

[S.ifr]

Plank through the chest

[abyssion1337]

chest through Plank

[Jazean]

hello-kitty air-soft machine gun, nuff said.

[abyssion1337]

Hello-Kitty through the chest

[Jazean]

a chicken in your nose, with the evil brain numbing cluck.

[abyssion1337]

the same but with a duck instead

[smeegs]

rick rolled

[abyssion1337]

Rick James gets you

[Adjacent Badger]

You get Rick James'ed

[S.ifr]

You become adjacent to your badger

[smeegs]

haxed

[S.ifr]

smeeg'd

[Adjacent Badger]

Shot at from the ^<v game thread

[abyssion1337]

you were in my screenshot from the screenshot game

[Ionzorg]

You told the prisoners in that Haruhi dance video that they weren&#39;t in sync.

[abyssion1337]

hit by a train; I must be tired since now I&#39;m just copying my last killing method

[Ionzorg]

Lol, post 4444! Ah, so epic...

4 is the new number of the beast. You die because of that.

[Lord_Oknek]

C-C-C COMBO BREAKER.

[Jefvel]

combo breaker broke your neck

[S.ifr]

I thought you were going to create a time paradox there.


arrow through the chest.

[abyssion1337]

you get attacked by a giant scorpion

[1337uvis]

catgirl&#39;d to death

[Ionzorg]

Always a favourite death here. ;D

Catgirl&#39;d to life, and then back to death just before you start really enjoying yourself.

[smeegs]

winter cam and kicked your ass

[Marco_1989]

You simply died because of my monopoly ^^

[Useful]

Shanked by Austin Powers.

[S.ifr]

raped by Austin Powers

[abyssion1337]

eaten by rats

[Useful]

Banished to nowhere by Cthulu.

[S.ifr]

Raped by Cthulu

[abyssion1337]

face****ed by cthulu

[Adjacent Badger]

That plutonium dragon was not out to lunch.

[Jefvel]

you were tied to a chair, shot in the balls and left there to bleed to death

[abyssion1337]

you got ****ed by a horse (funny side note: a year or 2 ago someone in washington(the state not DC) actually did die from that)

[S.ifr]

Cactie&#39;d to death.

[abyssion1337]

waterboarded to death

[smeegs]

moosed

[abyssion1337]

snipe&#39;d

[Ken-Chan]

fire cracker up the ASS

[smeegs]

barrel rolled

[abyssion1337]

roll barreled

[Ken-Chan]

donkey kong threw a barrel at u

[abyssion1337]

you were in the barrel and I had the hammer

[Ken-Chan]

well i was the lactic acid that strained your muscles causing you to loose ballance and fall to your doom

[abyssion1337]

you merely fall out of existence

[Ken-Chan]

played fable to much

[S.ifr]

played fable too little

[abyssion1337]

played animal crossing too much

[S.ifr]

You took it too seriously.

[abyssion1337]

you played real life too much

[Ken-Chan]

ya the last few arnt going to kill

NEED KILLING

u died in fable then in real life

[abyssion1337]

fable through the chest

[Ken-Chan]

hahaha xbox through the head

[abyssion1337]

you get hit in the head by a duke

[Ken-Chan]

by a duke well u got hit with a nuke

[abyssion1337]

you&#39;re avatar kills you

[Ken-Chan]

i am my avatar so i kill u desguised as me

[Mawelli]

the smilies fell on you crushing your head

[Ken-Chan]

the sky fell and crushed you

[abyssion1337]

the get killed in the robot uprising

[smeegs]

ambushed by a hoard of bloodthirsty somethings

[Ken-Chan]

ambushed by a hoard of something canibals

[smeegs]

ambushed by a hoard of my clones (very scary ****)

[Ken-Chan]

well i cloned ur ambush of clones but turned them on you HAHAHA u killed yourself technicaly

[abyssion1337]

eaten by bigfoot

[Ken-Chan]

kicked in the balls by bigfoot
then u found out you couldn&#39;t have sex so killed yourself

[abyssion1337]

became bigfoot and was hunted

[Ken-Chan]

abdominal snowman defended bigfoot and killed the hunter which was u

[abyssion1337]

I was wearing an explosive vest, you were both really close when I died.

[Ken-Chan]

well i&#39;m like buu from dbz my body reformed itself then killed ur clone

[abyssion1337]

you shot the sheriff, but you didn&#39;t shoot the deputy and he was out for blood

[Ken-Chan]

your blood because of wat u did to his sister

[abyssion1337]

you let up on your spiritual pressure

[Ken-Chan]

ur soal chain and soal sleep were severed

[abyssion1337]

you lost your quincy powers and was easily beaten

[Ken-Chan]

ur zanpaktou was smashed and u were defensless

[abyssion1337]

I used my bankai on you, along with my hollow powers you had no chance; but I made sure your death was dignified.

[Ken-Chan]

as i was dieing a called aizen to avenge me

he snuffed out ur exsitance with one finger

[abyssion1337]

captain kurotsuchi uses his bankai, you easily kill him but die from the poison anyway

[Ken-Chan]

well so u died twice hmmm

hmmm

i reanimate you then stab you in the eye hahaha

[abyssion1337]

I posses you and make you walk off a cliff

[Ken-Chan]

luckly there is a jumpy castle at the bottom and a shotgun

i bounce up and shoot u in the face

[abyssion1337]

I&#39;m possessing your body, you must have shot yourself in the face then

[Ken-Chan]

i missed some random gave me an exorcisim put a possesion protection spell on me aswell then i shot him in the face then shot u

[abyssion1337]

you fell off a spaceship

[Ken-Chan]

into space then i would float and fly and yay not fall

moon fell on u

[abyssion1337]

you were frozen during space travel when HAL went crazy; you didn&#39;t stand a chance

[Ken-Chan]

u got an alian baby in u

jumped out ur chest very graphic and painful

[abyssion1337]

you were tentacle raped

[Ken-Chan]

i have seen videos before ::)

you died watched to much porn and ur head exploded with pleasure ova load

[abyssion1337]

that actually doesn&#39;t sound like a horrible way to die

you were killed by jack the ripper

[Ken-Chan]

who said u had to die bad

freddy cougar was in ur dreams u know how it ends

[Mawelli]

eaten by ants

[smeegs]

eaten by the conangator

[Jefvel]

eaten by conan o&#39;brians hair

[Mawelli]

eaten by conan o&#39;brians pube harvest

[acutekat]

i crash a plane into you

[abyssion1337]

Donkey Kong gets you in your sleep

[acutekat]

you play donkey kong until you die

[abyssion1337]

koppa shell through the chest

[acutekat]

you eat a koopa trooper

[abyssion1337]

how does that kill me? and you get stuck in a warp pipe till you starve, fatass

[acutekat]

it was still alive

the warp pipe shot you out into space to forever more float about

[abyssion1337]

You were inside the companion cube when I euthanized it

[S.ifr]

You bot exploded.

[acutekat]

glados killed you with her mind powers

[S.ifr]

It was actually you trying to be me, but your disguise was too stupid which is why you died.

[acutekat]

and you colon implodes

[abyssion1337]

you were the baby that the dingo ate

[smeegs]

batman:ed

[abyssion1337]

you hanged yourself

[Ionzorg]

You&#39;re working out, and you set a dumbbell down on your finger, your finger gets completely squished off (that actually happened to a friend of mine, it healed and it looks like an ass now ;D ) then you fall backwards yelling in pain, and fall over and your head ends up underneath the weights of a leg press machine where someone was just doing leg presses, they drop the weights down and 500 pounds comes down on your skull and explodes it.

[abyssion1337]

you were fighting the penguin army but in the form of a fish

[Marco_1989]

batman:ed


spiderman:ed .. ?

[Mawelli]

captain obvious:ed

[Captain Obvious]

Me:ed?

[Haz81]

You were stabed in the back by Captain subtle

[Marco_1989]

You were stabed in the back by Captain subtle


Welcome to AMV Hell ;D

To bad I have to kill you. I&#39;m sorry. ^^

[abyssion1337]

Wayne Brady had to choke a bitch, and that bitch was you

[Marco_1989]

http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i107/tkx92net/myhotcomments3/wayne_brady.jpg

Yes....

You :D

[abyssion1337]

cause that&#39;s isn&#39;t stealing anyone&#39;s method of killing at all, kudos on the pic though

[Marco_1989]

I&#39;m sorry I had to kill you with your own method. But I knew that there was a picture out there .. ;D

[abyssion1337]

you choke on a pretzel

[Mawelli]

A Wayne Brady through the chest

[abyssion1337]

you and Wayne Brady have really good sex, then a random arrow goes through your chest

[jaw091]

u feel into a hole filled with man eating penises

[Marco_1989]

u feel into a hole filled with man eating penises


O.o I would kill myself first before that happens...

You died because of the O.o!

[abyssion1337]

you knew too much, the smoking man killed you

[Marco_1989]

You choked in his smoke

[abyssion1337]

you were selected at random to die

[Haz81]

you were selected specificly to die

[abyssion1337]

you were selected, naturally to die

[Haz81]

you were chosen to be resurected and stabbed in the heart with a spoon

[abyssion1337]

you didn&#39;t expect the spanish inquisition

[Haz81]

my three main weapons are: a spoon, a rubber glove and an element of suprise

[abyssion1337]

you&#39;re a suicide bomber

[S.ifr]

You&#39;re the bomb.

[abyssion1337]

you were told the funniest joke in the world

[S.ifr]

you told the funniest joke in the world

[abyssion1337]

you were a chia pet that was poisoned out of jealousy

[Haz81]

the knights that say NEE! killed you and used your genitals for wind chimes

[abyssion1337]

the knights rape to death for not finding a shrubbery

[Mawelli]

shrubbery through the chest (i wonder how many different things have gone through the chest here :D)

[S.ifr]

Everything that has been through a chest through your chest.

[Mawelli]

Everything that has been through a chest through your chest.

hawt ^^ THROUGH YOUR CHEST!

[abyssion1337]

your chest goes through itself

[DaMetzger]

you ate your own head

[abyssion1337]

your head goes through your chest

[DaMetzger]

your head goes through your anus

[S.ifr]

your anus goes through your chest

[abyssion1337]

you stick your head so far up your ass that you choke on it

[smeegs]

america up your russia(anus)

[abyssion1337]

america up your mexico

[Filleraol]

javelin up your rectum

[Useful]

You totaly failed to jump over the candle stick.

[Mawelli]

you failed lighting a candle...lit yourself

[S.ifr]

you were the candle that wasn&#39;t lit.
... you exploded.

[abyssion1337]

you are stricken by the manakonoyamimushi

[Marco_1989]

you are stricken by the manakonoyamimushi


Was your intention to make a random word? :P
http://messages.yahoo.co.jp/bbs?.mm=GN&action=m&board=1133344&tid=baylzbftbbr&sid=1133344&mid=1&thr=1&cur=65&dir=d

Control + F and search manakonoyamimushi there :) You died out of surprise :)

[abyssion1337]

I wasn&#39;t it&#39;s from mushishi: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mushishi
manakonoyamimushi=manko no yami mushi (darkness of the eyes mushi)

someone close to you gets afflicted with imenonoawai

[S.ifr]

hit and run victim.

[abyssion1337]

you become one with suiko

[S.ifr]

you&#39;re suiko

[abyssion1337]

Kiriyama gets you, at least you weren&#39;t taken out by someone lame

[Mawelli]

I get you, you were killed by someone lame :D

[abyssion1337]

you get killed by the demon ladybug

[DaMetzger]

you drowned in a bidet

[abyssion1337]

you were eaten by zombies

[DaMetzger]

you were eaten by mice

[abyssion1337]

you had a heart attack in room 101

[Ionzorg]

Bobo cut you. Cut you reeeeal deep.

[Ken-Chan]

tripped into a snake pit

[abyssion1337]

a clock stabs you

[DaMetzger]

a VCR stabs you

[jaw091]

gaint slug goes into your mouth and gets stuck in your throat and u cant breath

[Filleraol]

you&#39;re siamese twins :O

[Ken-Chan]

Light found u expendible

[S.ifr]

arrow through the chest

[Ken-Chan]

axe to the head

[S.ifr]

food poisoning

[Mawelli]

poisoned food

[Filleraol]

fooded poison

[abyssion1337]

the band poison eats you food and you starve

[Ellen Feiss]

the band poision through the cheast

[S.ifr]

lobotomy

[abyssion1337]

lobotomy through the chest

[Ellen Feiss]

candlejack throu....

[Issitheus]

You were put in the Feiss Room.












Wait a sec...

[abyssion1337]

you said candlejack. oh shi-

[Ellen Feiss]

u also said candlejack aww fu-

[abyssion1337]

candlejack through the ch-

[Ellen Feiss]

candlejack up the butt.... wait im not going any....

[Issitheus]

Hahaha he got u

Wait let me try something. Candle Jack.

[Ellen Feiss]

i think candlejack running out of rope cause he starting to....

[abyssion1337]

Kazou guns you down

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Wayne from Lost Planet shot you in the face with a Plasma Rifle!

[abyssion1337]

Gorden Freeman uses pheromone pods to make ant-lions attack you

[Mawelli]

Nomad cloaks and comes beihnd you, punches you in the face with MAXIMUM SRENGTH

[abyssion1337]

samus uses her missiles to splode you

[Marco_1989]

lost to much blood after seeing my new signature and avatar :)

[1337uvis]

lost too much brai ntissue to properly function by making your avatar and signature (hence, you died after 10 years of vegetation)

[Marco_1989]

lost too much brai ntissue to properly function by making your avatar and signature

:( Don&#39;t like my new sig?

I died out of sadness :(

[abyssion1337]

my sig used his dojutsu on you

[1337uvis]

lost too much brai ntissue to properly function by making your avatar and signature

:( Don&#39;t like my new sig?

I died out of sadness :(

it&#39;s not as don&#39;t like, i&#39;m always for anime girls in swimsuits, but... it has the distinct feeling of "could be a lot better" to it

[Marco_1989]

lost too much brai ntissue to properly function by making your avatar and signature

:( Don&#39;t like my new sig?

I died out of sadness :(

it&#39;s not as don&#39;t like, i&#39;m always for anime girls in swimsuits, but... it has the distinct feeling of "could be a lot better" to it


Alright. But what could I improve. I&#39;m not good at making sigs yet, but just wanted to make some ecchi like sig. And I will make some more like this. Or improved if I get some tips

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

I thought it was pretty good.

P.s i just stabbed u in the pancreas

[Marco_1989]

I thought it was pretty good.


Thanks ;D Now I only have to make more of those so I can use them to switch between like Raol :P

Sorry, I can&#39;t kill you ^^

[S.ifr]

*bang bang*
I can O:

[Filleraol]

slipped on a banana shell =O

[abyssion1337]

you lost a children&#39;s card game

[Filleraol]

you once saw a man playing guitar

[abyssion1337]

you got syphilis from Dumbledor

[Filleraol]

I work at the restaurant you were at yesterday, I put a little special ingredient in the sauce

[abyssion1337]

I set you up the bomb

[S.ifr]

You didn&#39;t set it up for great justice.

[Filleraol]

you called batman fat

[abyssion1337]

you moved zig in the wrong direction

[S.ifr]

Zig through your gentlemen.

[abyssion1337]

gentlemen give you signal

[S.ifr]

Gentlemen turn your main screen off

[abyssion1337]

your main screen set you up gentlemen

[Filleraol]

divided pi by zero ^2

[abyssion1337]

prinnies attack you

[Filleraol]

you used the wrong sort of Axe as deodorant

[abyssion1337]

you had a fever and no one had more cowbell

[S.ifr]

OD on cowbell.

[Filleraol]

Crazy Girl Who Loves CANDY through your chest

[S.ifr]

She went through yours too.

[Mawelli]

mountain dew through the chest

[S.ifr]

You drank too much.

[Mawelli]

you drank too little

[DaMetzger]

You ran into my knife. You ran into my knife 10 times. ;D

[Mawelli]

My knife ran into you, 20 times ^^

[abyssion1337]

the landshark gets you, haha it always tricks you

[Marco_1989]

Anime took your life

[abyssion1337]

Anime took your life

best death ever

a smoke monster eats you

[Marco_1989]

Anime took your life

best death ever


hehe. True. So true :)

Kira wrote down your name ... o.O

[abyssion1337]

a landmaster shoots you

[acutekat]

FINAL SMASH &#39;d

through the chest


on sunday


in the rain


in spain

[1337uvis]

and then raped by the spanish football team

[abyssion1337]

spanish football team through the chest