[abyssion1337]

Kefka than goes up against Maestro Delphine for creepiest villain; you can't handle it and go insane. Death comes hours later when you scratch your own skin off

[Xalorith]

Clubbed to death by a trophy

[Divine Dragoon]

caches a flesh eating virus, ten parasites and AIDS at the same time in a desert

[Xalorith]

Suffocated by a pair of giant breasts

[Odessa]

^ hey ,that's my line!




Kills you with her chainsaw collection for ripping her off. Only I may kill with breasts!

[T8]

Suffocated with one big arseee

[smeegs]

suffocated with your mommas arse

[T8]

Unfortunatly my mum is skinny. So i can breath easily.. But for you.. I am Jesus. And i have the power to move water. Rawrrr *makes a tsunami and you drown.*

[abyssion1337]

My Math Professor talks you to death

[T8]

Maths.. Boring as hell lol.

Hmm. What do you do when a fat kid rolls down the hill at you?

[abyssion1337]

you press the red button

[T8]

Unfortunatly the red button releases a trap door, you fall down and impale yourself onto thousands of spikes

[abyssion1337]

I went back in time and bribed the architects to put it where you were standing instead

[Odessa]

I go back in time and and hire those guys who build Dr. Wily's castles to make the red button destroy the world. Everyone dies.

[SV3N]

Onigasfuchi follows you as you leave the town of Hinamizawa, he haughts you until you claw out your own throat.

[abyssion1337]

You try eat poison

[Pontaloy]

You join the kkk and get a sign saying: " I love ******s"

[abyssion1337]

you read the mind of an elder god

[Pontaloy]

You're the beauty in "beauty and the beast" but the beast is not the real beast. It's a bearded chuck norris. but we've all heard chuck norris doesnt have a chin under his beard, only another fist, so he kills you viciously and then runs into the night only to be encountered by bruce lee. They begin fighting til death, and bruce lee wins. You then wake up, realising your house is burning down, and you've got no place to run out, so you burn to death. Three days later you're revived as jesus, but you get run over by a delivery truck. After that you're really dead. .....or?....

[abyssion1337]

you try to kill the pope not realizing he's the emperor

[Ionzorg]

In Soviet Russia, the pope tried to kill you! You're not the emperor, so you die.

[Divine Dragoon]

Suffocated by a pair of giant breasts


at least you gave me pleasurable death to look forward too

your going down a highway on a motorcycle without a helmet at 110 MPH and a bee smacks you in the eye stinger first you go out of control

[abyssion1337]

killed by the hord

[Divine Dragoon]

you find out your not real

[abyssion1337]

you go out for a walk and then the razor hail comes

[Ionzorg]

You get cartwheeled over by my new sig.

[abyssion1337]

My sig uses his dojutsu on you

[Xalorith]

Big sword squish you

[Divine Dragoon]

I laugh in your face and you just can't take it

[Odessa]

You get caught in the middle of a sig fight when someoen busts out death note. Everyone loses.

[Useful]

Whether it's a bill or a check arriving late
Rancid marble cheese or a steak that's second rate
Awful TV programs or a broken Elvis plate
Or his fiancee who dumps him because he's gaining weight

Malcolm solves his problems with a chainsaw!
Malcolm solves his problems with a chainsaw!
Malcolm solves his problems with a chainsaw!
and he never has the same problem twice!

And he goes...
VRRRRRR! Aaaaggghhh! Aaaaggghhh!
problem solved!

Have fun trying to repossess his car...

[Odessa]

you try to figure out that last post, and your brain implodes.

[abyssion1337]

you run into Johnny the Homicidal Maniac(a pretty good comic by the creator of Invader Zim)

[Odessa]

You walk into a vampire convetion holding your shiny new blood donor card.

[abyssion1337]

I'm not an idiot, at least I don't think I'm an idiot.... :'(

[acutekat]

i am butcher pete and your my meat

[Ionzorg]

You get non sequitur'd into oblivion by abyss' post, unless I missed something...

[smeegs]

inhaled a cigarette down the wrong throat

[acutekat]

stabbed in the eyeball twice in the desert on a horse with no name

[smeegs]

was chocked to death my a doctor

[acutekat]

gramma die

[SV3N]

Lelouch gives out a global command for everyone to fight to the death. Then the last one standing gets struck by lightning.

[acutekat]

your bif toe gets hit by lightning

[Divine Dragoon]

you fall into a goro tentacle pit (I looked at that once then I puked on the keyboard)

[SV3N]

octopus through the chest

[Divine Dragoon]

you go to bead and never wake up

[smeegs]

you wake up without going to bed and your head implodes while u try to figure what happened

[SV3N]

You learn to teleport. You try to teleport somewhere but you accidentally leave all your internal organs behind.

[smeegs]

you teleported into a dry stone wall

[acutekat]

you count to infinity (then your head explodes)

[abyssion1337]

my contempt for you manifests itself and explodes you

[acutekat]

wow i never realized how much you hate me that just amazes me
i rip out your skull and beat you to death with it

[Odessa]

you end on an episode of house and you die of radiation.

[abyssion1337]

you try to beat Oboro in a sword fight

[Divine Dragoon]

you take the first turn in Russian rulet with a fully loaded revolver

[Ionzorg]

Your contempt for acutekat manifests itself, develops its own unique brand of contempt for the being that, through hatred, spawned it, and explodes you.

[Divine Dragoon]

your mother beats you with a cooking pot while yelling that you ruined her life

[SV3N]

You catch the virus of life. Sorry can't seem to get this song out of my head today ^_^;;

[abyssion1337]

You try to see how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop, the creators kill you in order to keep it a secret

[acutekat]

hem hem


http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll296/acutekat/300_whoop.gif
'd

[abyssion1337]

eaten by a grue

[acutekat]

eaten by a dictionary

[SV3N]

You dive headfirst into a family cactus' in the desert thinking that its an oasis.

[abyssion1337]

you listened to oasis with the volume way too high

[smeegs]

eaten by domo-kun then domo-kun was eaten by ****bear

[Jazean]

mauled by a deahclaw

[acutekat]

your neck dissapears

[Ionzorg]

ur lack of undrstandin for my usin im proper grammer and speling and big wurds confusse u and then u die

[abyssion1337]

a Tank falls on you

[Kuni Linguist]

you are held cative and forced to be polly shores best friend and hang out with him and andy dick until your mind snaps and you just stop existing as we know it...

[abyssion1337]

a dragon's corpse falls on you

[Divine Dragoon]

You eat your own head

[Odessa]

You play Oblivion for three weeks straight, forgetting to eat, sleep, or move. You die when you forget to breathe.

[abyssion1337]

you die from Chattur'gha's greater guardian

[Divine Dragoon]

holds your lightsaber upside down and turns it on and get's it in the gut

[Odessa]

The voices in your head tell you that you can fly; you jump off a building, and you hear the voices laugh at you as you fall to your death.

[abyssion1337]

Nyarlathotep finds your presence irritating

[Kuni Linguist]

you fold a bag of holding inside out creating a black hole rift killing you... and us...

[Odessa]

you piss off an internet troll, only to find out they were REALLY a trol; you are eaten with ketchup.

[SV3N]

ketchup throught the chest

[Odessa]

kethchup gushes from from your chest, ripping you apart from the inside out.

[Divine Dragoon]

The voices in your head tell you that you can fly; you jump off a building, and you hear the voices laugh at you as you fall to your death.




OOoooo Good one.

you catch the Krytos virus (read the Krytos trap It's a nasty way to die)

[Odessa]

Your cat/pet strangles you in your sleep for not giving her enough ******* food.

[abyssion1337]

your pet ogre eats you

[Odessa]

Your girlfriend kills you with a voodoo doll for not calling her.

[Ken-Chan]

you called your girlfriend to much on ur mobile and you got cancer and died

IT'S CALLED A HANDS FREE!!!!!!

[abyssion1337]

you didn't see the movie labyrinth

[Ken-Chan]

i own it actually

you were killed by the great mighty poo, he through his **** at you becasue you LIED

[abyssion1337]

you tried to beat Sheogorath

[Ken-Chan]

you were visited by the fab 5................................................. ...........................
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
.................................................. .......killed yourself after the whole experience

[abyssion1337]

you were one of the fab 5

[Ken-Chan]

you had the ability to travel through time so you went back to see the big bang


guess what YOU WENT BANG

[SV3N]

Gennosuke make you commit suicide with his eyes.

[abyssion1337]

Hyoma does the same to you

[acutekat]

your got infected

with zombies

[Odessa]

Zombies through the chest.

[Divine Dragoon]

You peed on the electric fence

[Odessa]

fencep sot through therectum, and THEN through your chest.

[abyssion1337]

magic bullet anyone

[Odessa]

A magic frame falls on you.

[abyssion1337]

you tried to fly your giant paper bird into london but didn't expect the pterodactyls

[Odessa]

You watch R.O.D. so much you think you can make paper birds, only to find out jumping from a roof with a shet of paper doesn't let you fly.

[smeegs]

fell into a mirror made of molten glass with a frame made from obsidian

[Odessa]

You try to find out how much wood would a woodchuck chuck. and the woodchuck ****s you up.

[Divine Dragoon]

the waterboy opened a can of whoop ass on you!!!

[Odessa]

you try baking a pie, forget to watch the tiemr while making posts, and burn the hosue down.

wait, wha'ts that smell?

OH SHI--

[abyssion1337]

you thought that Tenzen was dead after you stabbed him

[Odessa]

You rip off your ears to stop your earache, and then think it would be a good idea to try the same solution for your headache...

[Tazuto]

You play games so long your mind is sucked in leaving your body for dead

[Odessa]

In your sleep tonight, the ghosts of turkeys past come back and slaughter human kind for the massacre inflicted on thier people every year.

[abyssion1337]

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

[Odessa]

Abyss realizes we're the only ones posting, so we make our coup now and kill the rest of the board. With violence.

[Kuni Linguist]

Wild Snorlax Appears... on top of you....

[Odessa]

you are sucked into a video game, but at the worst part: over a pit of moletn lava. You burn baby burn.

[abyssion1337]

the roof was on fire and they didn't get any water

[Odessa]

lol you get the water, but there is a shark in it and it eats you..

[abyssion1337]

You opposed Alex Row

[Odessa]

who?


you don't know Jack.

[abyssion1337]

http://www.ege-design.fr/last-exile/img_last_exile/alex-last-exile.jpg
him^

[Odessa]

i was thinking of Jack Skeleton ,actually ,but that works...he's too cute for me to say no lol.


You hit on him, and he kills you for it.

[abyssion1337]

i was thinking of Jack Skeleton ,actually ,but that works...he's too cute for me to say no lol.


You hit on him, and he kills you for it.



he's alex row(are you having concentration problems?

head crap attack

[Odessa]

The elder gods wish you a merry christmas. then destroy your brain.

[abyssion1337]

you fell in a giant pot of coffee

[Odessa]

You are swimming in a giant pot of coffee when someone drinks the entire cup.

[abyssion1337]

you get eaten by my tiger

[Issitheus]

You go to Soviet Russia. Need I say more?

[abyssion1337]

you tried to beat my Blaziken

[Odessa]

I beat your blaziken with a grass type and you die of shock.

[abyssion1337]

my Starmie retaliation kills you

[Odessa]

your starmie explodes, killing you. My mewtwo laughs at your incompetance.

[abyssion1337]

your mewtwo didn't expect my umbreon

[Odessa]

well that doesnt matter ,as that doens't kill me ,does it? i mean hell, who doesn't give mewtwo aura sphere to deal with umbreon?


also: you eat too much turkey and exploud.

[abyssion1337]

well that doesnt matter ,as that doens't kill me ,does it? i mean hell, who doesn't give mewtwo aura sphere to deal with umbreon?


also: you eat too much turkey and exploud.





good luck with that, my umbreon can take a megahorn from Heracross mewtwo won't even scratch it

[Odessa]

a 90 damage move with metwos' special attack behid it, WITH super effectiveness? it OKO darkrai for pete's sake. umbreon eats it big time. sorry love, but do your research.

(yes, umbreon can have higher sp. def than darkrai, but you'd have to get a good nature for that).



you research poke stats for so long, prof. oak kills you out of fear of being repalced.

[abyssion1337]

a 90 damage move with metwos' special attack behid it, WITH super effectiveness? it OKO darkrai for pete's sake. umbreon eats it big time. sorry love, but do your research.

(yes, umbreon can have higher sp. def than darkrai, but you'd have to get a good nature for that).



you research poke stats for so long, prof. oak kills you out of fear of being repalced.










100% wrong it's a 2HKO on my Umbreon not only did I do research I also tested it

[Odessa]

(face palm) oh, my mistake. and what is umbreon going to do with that ONE turn? squel like a little witch?


your umbreon kills you for making it test that theory out.

[S.ifr]

theories through the spleen.

[Odessa]

A crazed new poster named "Vicky" decides to climb her way to the top ten poster of AMV hell, and decides to kill you for having too many posts. You get home one night to find your home is infested wit man eating bugs the size of a car. You are served with ketchup.

[abyssion1337]

(face palm) oh, my mistake. and what is umbreon going to do with that ONE turn? squel like a little witch?


your umbreon kills you for making it test that theory out.
actually it went well confuse ray followed by moonlight(it just happened to be sunny) and then toxic(I only go those 3 moves but still)

you're spleen eats your heart

[S.ifr]

You tried to eat me, but when you took a bite I exploded.

[abyssion1337]

you tried to kill me but you didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition

[Odessa]

Crayon through the chest.

[S.ifr]

Tried to pull of a Dynamic Entry but failed. Bad.

[abyssion1337]

you got dynamic punched

[S.ifr]

dynamic kicked

[Issitheus]

Falcon Punched

BTW, where the hell were you?

[Odessa]

your groin grows so enlarged it eventially bursts, and all the blood gushes out of your body.

[abyssion1337]

falcon kicked

[S.ifr]

Kicked by a falcon

[Issitheus]

Falconed by a punch (?)

[Odessa]

Falcosn claw yoru face off. Then pour acid in the wound.

[Issitheus]

Ooh, nice.

beheaded with a dull razor blade.

[Odessa]

beheaded with a rusty spoon.

[abyssion1337]

opera'd to death

[Issitheus]

Heart gouged out with a rusty plastic spork.

[Odessa]

a portal to the spork dimension opens inside your body, and thousads of sporks rush out of yoru body at terrible speeds. to the casual eye, it looks like you sponateosnly explode... forever named "pullling an issi" from there on out.

[S.ifr]

You tripped and fell the down the neverending stairs

[abyssion1337]

bees kill you

[Issitheus]

**** bees. You get the **** kicked out of you by a horse.

[Odessa]

you are kicked by a man-bee-horse.

[Issitheus]

a portal to the spork dimension opens inside your body, and thousads of sporks rush out of yoru body at terrible speeds. to the casual eye, it looks like you sponateosnly explode... forever named "pullling an issi" from there on out.




I am hereby instating a new meme in this thread, "pulling an issi"

and as such, pulled an issi in the feiss room.

[abyssion1337]

your meme is violently denied

[Issitheus]

Actually, it's your girlfriend's meme.

stabbed repeatedly with a brick.

[Odessa]

Pulled an issi on the train tracks :)

[abyssion1337]

you were still killed for it

[Odessa]

you pull an issi on your mom's new carpet.

[abyssion1337]

you keep trying to make that a meme

[Issitheus]

you pull an issi all ove the new sheets

[abyssion1337]

more people kill you for it

[Odessa]

You pull an Issi in the park.

[S.ifr]

Forced meme alert!
http://www.24-7simpsons.com/milhouse%201.jpg


Killed for it.

[Issitheus]

you pull an issi all over your girlfriend

[S.ifr]

Killed for failing at your own forced meme.


I am hereby instating a new meme in this thread, "pulling an issi"

and as such, pulled an issi in the feiss room.


Officially forced as "plling" ... whatever that is...
so you sir, fail.

;)

WONDER MOD POWERS, ACTIVATE!
No, YOU fail!

[Pink_Nipple]

Holy MOD GOD kills you for breaking the Holy MOD law

[Issitheus]

you die of old age

[Pink_Nipple]

You've been pulled by me

[Odessa]

Issi kils all who disagree of the new meme. With violence.

[abyssion1337]

until he meets me then he dies

[Odessa]

Issi's ghost kills you with EXTREME violence,

[Issitheus]

Issi kils all who disagree of the new meme. With violence.



Nah, I prefer nonviolent killings.

Nonviolent (adj.): 1. Issitheus's favorite kind of death. Nah, I prefer nonviolent killings. 2. Extremely violent, i.e.bloody, brutal, would make the animators of Elfen Lied cry.

Watched me perform a nonviolent killing.

[abyssion1337]

you starved to death from my nonviolent murdering

[Odessa]

I don't feed you whiel you play oblivion and you starve to death.

[abyssion1337]

you die of smoke fumes

[Odessa]

you are killed by a swarm of multi colored parrots, that aren't REALLy parrots.

[abyssion1337]

you are killed by Kefka

[Odessa]

You ween't killed by Kefka; you were tortured insane by Kefka as a warning to others. Banon puts you out of your misery.

[abyssion1337]

you tried having sex with Galactus

[Odessa]

you tried having sex with Galactus


have you seen the package he's packing!? who wouldn't want to.... um...


You are killed by fangirls for thinking about galactus.

[Ionzorg]

You tried to complete the Requiem, but, in keeping with historical events, you died.

[abyssion1337]

you broke reality

[Ellen Feiss]

u divided by 0 and died

[Odessa]

You actually divide by 0, and the shock kills you.

[abyssion1337]

I sacrificed your soul to safely divide by zero

[Odessa]

You divide by 0, but accidentally summon a demon who is jelaous. Youare eaten with ketchup.

[acutekat]

Your liberal ideals eventually lead to your death at the hands of your subjects

[Odessa]

Psh, if i had my perfect world, i'd be immortal. plus remember, all lethal weaposn were banned on my perfect world :)



You get caught in a ninja/pirate fight. The pirates use you as a human shiled, and the last thign you see is the pirates winning as pirates always do.

[acutekat]

yes but in the transtionary period there would be resistance and i would lead it and one of us would die



and i probably would die anyways so i would be taking you out in the process

[Odessa]

eh, i would't worry about i. with my health problems, i doubt i'd live long enough to get my plans off the ground, never mind accomplish anything. my life expectancy drops more and more each year...


You eat paste, and accidentally eat super glue. You glue your mouth shut, and when you try to open your mouthm you rip off the skin and bleed to death.

[acutekat]

wow thats a sad outlook on life


you get to depressed and commit suicide

[Odessa]

heh, i have anti-deprssants for that :)



You've only scracthed the surface.

[acutekat]

oh have i ?

maybe i am already so deep inside your mind that im on the other side

hrm did you ever consider that ?
your mind explodes at the possibility

[abyssion1337]

SHC

[Odessa]

my mind is impossible to damage any more...i already have brain damage and am legally insane, so yea.


You get locked in a small rubber room with me and the joker. You die laughing.

[abyssion1337]

you die from watching spring time for hitler

[Odessa]

You mention the good Hitler did in an internet forum, and go to bed for the night. you never wake up.

[Ionzorg]

You OD on anti-depressants. How ironic...

[abyssion1337]

you do the time warp till you tie

[Odessa]

You try kicking a football, but some ***** pulls the football out from you. You fall back, hiting your head. Unfortunatly, cracking your head on cement is lethal. You are dead. Lucy gets the chair.

[abyssion1337]

you get exposed to lots and lots of radiation

[Odessa]

You dive into a pool of toxic waste, hoping for super powers. you get cancer and die.

[abyssion1337]

you think life is going fine then a gay swashbuckler appears out of nowhere

[Ken-Chan]

bashed to death with a keyboard......a wireless keyboard

[Odessa]

You are tied to a piece of steak and tossed into the lion cage at feeding time.

[Ken-Chan]

you were screwed to death and i dont mean the sexual kind HAHAHAHA

[Odessa]

You were screwed to death, and I DO mean the sexual kind.

[Ken-Chan]

thank you so much!!!! :' ;D

some guy bashed you to death with a dildo

[Odessa]

thank you so much!!!! :' ;D

some guy bashed you to death with a dildo



that's not lethal. trust me :)



you are bashed to death with a lead pipe. in the billaird room.

[Ken-Chan]

teleported into the sun

[Odessa]

teleported into a black hole.

[Ken-Chan]

horse raped u
then u raped it
then the farmer shot you
then he raped your dead corpse

[Odessa]

...

will someoen else give the "i was raped and would appreciate it if rape wasnt' made light of" speech, as i'm a little pissed off to do it right now.

[SV3N]

you enter "The World" (as in .hack//sign), die and go into a coma. Then someone skull rapes you until you are dead >>

[Jazean]

you divided by 0 and where absorbed into AMVhell 0

[abyssion1337]

bad teleporter accident, you know like that cat

[Ken-Chan]

stabbed in the eyes with straws

[SV3N]

stabbed in the chest with metal straws

[Ken-Chan]

shoved a gopher up ur ass and it went to town

[abyssion1337]

someone shoved a grenade up your ass

[SV3N]

1 zettabyte hard drive through the chest.

[abyssion1337]

an army of hard drives attack you

[SV3N]

an army of hard drives attack you

Like this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdD9ypqoBk4

Poisonous spider bites you 10 times.

[Tazuto]

WOW....just WOW...they have too much time on their hands

[abyssion1337]

captain obvious kills you for stealing his thunder

[SV3N]

Thor kill you with his own thunder (and lightning! yay lightning!)

[abyssion1337]

you get hit by improvised thrown weapon galaxy

[SV3N]

Scientist replicate the big bang, and use your atoms as test subjects.

[abyssion1337]

it kills you for being in the same plain of existence

[SV3N]

death from raining cats, dogs, feces, elephants, whales, bullets, lazers and bars of soap.

[abyssion1337]

you brought a knife to a gun fight

[SV3N]

You bring a hen to a **** fight.

[abyssion1337]

you're the hen

[SV3N]

you lose to me THE HEN!

[abyssion1337]

you tried to stop smooze

[Ken-Chan]

you smiled at a crocodile

[abyssion1337]

you smiled Hannibal Lector

[Ellen Feiss]

u called chuck norris weak

[SV3N]

You deny your own existance.

[abyssion1337]

you got rick roll'd

[Ken-Chan]

you were decapitated by a monk

[SV3N]

You get sucked into a certain monks hand >.>

[Kuwabara]

you were hit by a Walter fart

[abyssion1337]

you got shot but a sword

[SV3N]

You get aborted from time.

[abyssion1337]

you get clipped

[SV3N]

You get your brain blown out with a very heavy loud bass.

[Ionzorg]

You somehow fail at playing an inaudible bass guitar and an angry audience throws bottles at you until you die.

[abyssion1337]

broken glass rains down on you

[Ionzorg]

Shrapnel from a distant car-explosion through the chest.

[Divine Dragoon]

your horrible past of mass drinking and screwing everything that didnt trow you off has cot up with you 20 single women all with your kids demanding alomoney

[Odessa]

your horrible past of mass drinking and screwing everything that didnt trow you off has cot up with you 20 single women all with your kids demanding alomoney


that would blow, but not lethal :)


The 20+ single moms decide to castrate you to increase the chance of getting thier alimony. However, they realize too late that using a hatchet is not the best method ,and you bleed to death.

[abyssion1337]

I explode with you nearby

[Odessa]

I explode with you nearby


(snort) this sounds familiar... wonder why? (laughs). oh yes! THAT. orgasms are called "tiny death" so i guess it applies...



Your parents walk in while you're reading oen of my more kinky posts, and you die of embaressment.

[acutekat]

your brain implodes and then you keep on living until the ripe old age of 2 minutes from now

[Odessa]

your brain implodes and then you keep on living until the ripe old age of 2 minutes from now


nice.



You are killed when your favorite non-living celeberity shows up your door and aks for brains.

[acutekat]

your implication of other threads in the forum gives you a paper cut



and it festers





a lot




and it smarts like the dickens




then you get hit by a truck

[Odessa]

you know, that exact thing just hppened to me!

well ok, it was a splinter, not a paper cut. and it got infected, but i guess it didn't really "fester" per se. and i didn't get hit by a truck....so i guess it's not exactly the same thing after all.


you eat spinters, peircing your throat. you choke on your own blood.

[acutekat]

thru teh chest

[Odessa]

Grammer nazi's beat you to death with a dictionary.

[acutekat]

nazis take you away and stick you in an oven

[Odessa]

if you shouted "toasty!" when that hapened, is it um...wrong-er?


you are killed by politcal correct activists.

[acutekat]

damn you politically accurate people *shakes fist*

you get hit in ..... the face..........really hard...... i mean really hard

[Odessa]

..that it knocks the bone in your nose into your brain!


don't knwo if it's possible, but i read it is somewhere.

[Adjacent Badger]

Stomped to death by massive impossibility.

[SV3N]

You become Anhero.

http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh218/snoogan1/anhero.jpg

[Odessa]

You are eaten by a horror monster reject after he fails his latest audition.

[SV3N]

You are a victim of this accident...
http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh218/snoogan1/12227190811581344304.jpg

[Ken-Chan]

i told you not to play ball on the road
http://dme.ap.nic.in/traffic_accident.jpg

[Odessa]

ok, this is oen thread i don't think we need pictures for; it will just lead to pretty gruesoem thigns like the above.




You piss off an internet troll and become a snack for her pet werewolf.

[1337uvis]

you were eaten by humoungusly hungry catgirls (though they still were soft and hot, mind you!)

[Odessa]

'\hm, cat girls :)


you were eaten by dog men. less sexy, slobbering dog men.

[Tazuto]

You were completely destryoed by konata in one of her games

[Odessa]

Konata through the chest.

[SV3N]

Kagami through the chest.

[abyssion1337]

you become the next target

[Ken-Chan]

you were the previous target

[Odessa]

you are he current target, and........ your'e dead now.

[Adjacent Badger]

Crushed under this forums massive overload of bad humour :P

[Divine Dragoon]

you try to light your farts and it goes horribly wrong

[Adjacent Badger]

You were within range of my rectal flame thrower

[1337uvis]

your rectal flame thrower had a misfire.

[Pink_Nipple]

you tried to reload your flame thrower

[1337uvis]

you tried to reload a katana

[abyssion1337]

you get toppled by a toddler wearing a crab costume in a bucket.

[1337uvis]

you get trampled by lemmures

[abyssion1337]

you become a lemming

[Tazuto]

you become the opposite of what ever lemming means *is dumbass*

[Ionzorg]

You become the opposite of alive for performing the opposite of defend against the opposite end of a knife handle.

[Odessa]

Crushed under this forums massive overload of bad humour :P


lol win.


you try to compete with this submission and fail. you commit seppuku.

[abyssion1337]

you got cast into "I wanna be the guy"

[Divine Dragoon]

You keep making ET fall into that %$@((*^%@%@&^ pit and you kill your self