[UNOwen]

Concentrates so hard on throwing the rock, doesn't see the small stone he trips over, and continues to fall until they fall off the cliff. Fortunately for him, a fall doesn't kill you. Unfortunately, they don't fall forever...

[Quicksilver]

Put through a giant paper shredder!

[UNOwen]

...which falls over, crushing him.

[DicyDax]

Mouth filled with crabs (http://www.skammich.com/crab.html)

[Quicksilver]

Eaten alive by locusts

[Issitheus]

Mistaken for the one ring (idk how though) and thrown into the fires of Mt. Doom

[UNOwen]

Mistaken as a female Gollum and is never seen again...

[Issitheus]

doesn't die, but is shunned and everyone forgets to stop shunning him

[Mawelli]

chokes on tubby pudding

[Quicksilver]

Mistaken for the one ring (idk how though) and thrown into the fires of Mt. Doom


I come back from watching the fellowship of the ring and this is what I find.....

Swallowed by an Anoconda.

[abyssion1337]

Head crab turns you into a zombie then shotgunned in the head by Gorden Freeman.

[Quicksilver]

And thus, the battle of the game references began!

Flood spore infects you and changes you into a flood zombie. Arbiter then impales you on an energy sword.

[abyssion1337]

Stabbed by the companion cube (It wasn't an idle threat).

[Mawelli]

Too much radiation from being around Chernobyl, changing you into a mindless zombie, and is shot by The One (S.T.A.L.K.E.R)

[Filleraol]

Slipped on the soap in the shower, hit the head hard in the wall and floor.

[gomennasai]

Saying 'Hello' to Tony Montana's "little friend".

[Quicksilver]

Put in a room with 5 cyber demons, armed only with a pistol with one shot. (Doom 3 anyone?)

[Issitheus]

Put in a room with 5 cyber demons, armed only with a pistol with one shot. (Doom 3 anyone?)


i can do that, easy! just put in the walk through walls cheat and GET THE HELL OUT OF THERE!!!

in a move of sheer genius, gets stuck going around and around in a revolving door until death by malnutrition

[abyssion1337]

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door

[UNOwen]

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door
Gets caught in a door slammed by Chuck Norris

[Filleraol]

Your foot is chained to the wall with a saw as your only tool. 5 minutes later a lot of blood comes out of you somehow.

[abyssion1337]

Says "no" to G-man's offer

[fluffybunny65]

ATE POISON PUDDING!!

[abyssion1337]

Tired of life, swallows one end of some razor wire and pulls the end out of ass, then takes both ends and flosses self to death.

[Jazean]

decided to take the red pill

[Mawelli]

taking the red pill, swallowing it bad and chokes to death

[Quicksilver]

Eaten by a land shark. (Armed and dangerous)

[Relina1611]

Pushed into a pit full of starved lions.

[Filleraol]

Poisoned cheesburger at macdonald's

[Ellen Feiss]

shot my self cause mcdonnelds went out of bissnues cause of posined food

[abyssion1337]

While parachuting pushed out of the plane without a parachute, while falling another parachuter throws you into the blades of a helicopter.

[Filleraol]

You're the pilot of the helicopter, the blades were not very durable.

[abyssion1337]

A helicopter whose blades were taken out by a parachuter crashes on top of you.

[Quicksilver]

A person who had a helicopter crash on top of them, comes back as a zombie and eats your brains.

[Issitheus]

A helicopter whose blades were taken out by a parachuter crashes on top of you.

why would a helicopter pilot even tr to take off if there were no blades? and besides, it wouldn't be able to go anywhere... and they would definitely notice before they got in that there were no blades.

bleeds to death from a very deep paper cut while reading a newspaper article about some recent blade-less helicopter-related deaths

[Mawelli]

Comes to the room and starts laughing at Quicksilvers death only to slip on his blood and have the newspaper cut your throat..

[Quicksilver]

Comes to the room and starts laughing at Quicksilvers death only to slip on his blood and have the newspaper cut your throat..


........

I thought Issitheus was the one who died by a paper???

Scared to death by a ghost because you laughed at his death!

[Mawelli]

Comes to the room and starts laughing at Quicksilvers death only to slip on his blood and have the newspaper cut your throat..


........

I thought Issitheus was the one who died by a paper???

Scared to death by a ghost because you laughed at his death!


No since your supposed to say how the person who posed before you dies, so Issitheus killed yoh :D

Guitars string breaks cutting your throat

[WraithX79]

Having their soul raped out of their soon to be empty carcass as Wraith plays a guitar ^^

[beriorgar]

braking your wrist while skiing, snd then dying because the surgeon who was supposed to insert pins in your arm accidentally cut through all of the veins in your arm causing you to bleed to death

[Jazean]

death by 1000 paper cuts, on your eyes.

[Quicksilver]

Comes to the room and starts laughing at Quicksilvers death only to slip on his blood and have the newspaper cut your throat..


........

I thought Issitheus was the one who died by a paper???

Scared to death by a ghost because you laughed at his death!


No since your supposed to say how the person who posed before you dies, so Issitheus killed yoh :D

Guitars string breaks cutting your throat


The original post stated that you have to think of ways to kill the poster in front of you...
I think we can change that though, how to kill the person before your post!

Jazean chokes to death on a newspaper.

[Filleraol]

The brakes on your bike breaks on a high traffic road going downhill..very steep

[jopojelly]

Filleraol happened to be at the bottom of the hill that Quicksilver and his bike went down and got ran over by it.

[Issitheus]

The brakes on your bike breaks on a high traffic road going downhill..very steep

WHAT IS IT WITH PEOPLE STEALING MY METHODS?!



perfectly imitates a scene from 4... (i'm on my way... i can go the distance...)

[Filleraol]

The brakes on your bike breaks on a high traffic road going downhill..very steep

WHAT IS IT WITH PEOPLE STEALING MY METHODS?!

w00t, you've used that method already :o ??? didn't know that :-\

Saw yourself in the mirror, fainted and hit the back of the head on the corner of a table.

[Mawelli]

Came to the bathroom, sees Issitheus dead on the floor and faints hitting your own head on the corner of the table.

[abyssion1337]

Walks into the bathroom to find 2 zombies with head wounds, your brains are eaten in seconds.

[Jazean]

turns into a zombie and gets a job at a slaughterhouse to make ends meet, one day a co-worker goes nuts and blasts you in the head with a pnumatic nail-gun, along with everyone else in the factory.

[Quicksilver]

Bounced so high on a trampoline that a aeroplane hit's you.

[DicyDax]

Dead Jazean landing on your head, attacking your weak point....

[Lord_Oknek]

A horde of black men with lamps.

[Jazean]

ripped apart piece by piece with my mind and rage.

also hit with frying pan.

[S.ifr]

Death by butter knife.

[Filleraol]

Beaten to death byman with a spatula

[abyssion1337]

a tengo rips your head off.

[Jazean]

face-humped by a horny snorlax.

[S.ifr]

pokaymahn seckz ftw.


attacked by dogs you thought you saw

[Issitheus]

crushed inside tetsuo

[gomennasai]

Asakura thinks about you as a person chosen by Haruhi. And Nagato's nowhere.

[Quicksilver]

Covered in oil and set fire to.

[beriorgar]

falling into a deep cave, breaking both arms and both legs and then starving to death while earthworms are eating you

[Jazean]

drowned in holy water, which turns out to be the popes outhouse.

[DicyDax]

You watched kids in sandbox.

[Issitheus]

says "duel" too many times too loudly and gets drop kicked by haruhi

[S.ifr]

trampled by trampolines

[abyssion1337]

pinned to a wall by a pitchfork through your neck

[S.ifr]

stabbed in a shoot out

[DicyDax]

evangeliowned.

[Issitheus]

Gendowned.

[abyssion1337]

Brought a knife to a gun fight

[S.ifr]

chiyowned.

[Jazean]

ripped apart by dancing filipino inmates pretending to be zombies.

[S.ifr]

You tripped over your pet and snapped your neck.

[Filleraol]

Someone smacks your head with a plastic baseball bat, a 149 times.

[S.ifr]

You somehow manage to choke on a plastic baseball bat

[Jazean]

chokes on a flashdrive

[S.ifr]

I have one in my mouth D:
*takes it out*

fell in a tub of hot wax

[fluffybunny65]

forced to watch tellietubbiez 4 eternity :D

[Mawelli]

forced to watch tellietubbiez 4 eternity :D


teletubbiez are cute...

While gurggling, you drown on the mouth wash your using

[Jazean]

husked to hard, causing blood loss.

[abyssion1337]

taken behind a shed a shot in the head for failing so hard.

[Issitheus]

a single word is needed for my method... corn.

[Filleraol]

3 words: corn in plural =P

[S.ifr]

Stabbed in the eye with a really hot french fry
... and everywhere else

[Quicksilver]

Crushed to death by an ambulance.

[S.ifr]

You sneezed way too many times

[Jazean]

coughed a lung out

[Quicksilver]

Cough so hard that all your vital organs come out and you manage to turn yourself inside out.

[Jazean]

devoured by dress shoes

[beriorgar]

chockes on a banana peel

[Jazean]

choked by a banana peel with arms

[thedarkmessenger]

slipped on the banana peel with arms, saw the banana peel with arms, and then freaked out until you hit a light pole too hard.

[gomennasai]

Tortured to death by spanish inquisitors... with soft cushions.

[Quicksilver]

Eaten alive by Aztecs who thought that you were a guinea pig (yes).

[Issitheus]

Viagra overdose

[Jazean]

viagra overdose when around a 600 pound female gorilla, grandparents near-by.

[S.ifr]

fell in the tub

[Filleraol]

Someone pushed you down the stairs

[S.ifr]

You pushed someone down the stairs then a piano fell on you

[Issitheus]

spontaneously combusted after pushing a piano onto someone who just pushed someone else down the stairs

[S.ifr]

You died of schock after seeing someone spontaneously combust who pushed a piano onto someone who had pushed someone else down the stairs.

[Issitheus]

falls off a cliff from lack of attention due to excessive laughing at someone who died of "schock" from watching someone who had pushed a piano onto someone who had pushed someone else down a flight of stairs spontaneously combust

[S.ifr]

Someone fell on you who fell off a cliff.

[abyssion1337]

given a red uniform then stationed on the U.S.S. Enterprise

[S.ifr]

shot by someone in a red uniform

[Issitheus]

traded clothes with someone in a red uniform so the original wearer didn't die

[S.ifr]

Allergic reaction to the uniform you received in exchange for the red one

[Issitheus]

trampled by giant herd of... ants?

[S.ifr]

your tv fell on you

[abyssion1337]

sneezed so hard your brain bursted out the back of your skull.

[Filleraol]

Were about to sneeze very hard, but held your nose..brain squeezed out of the ears

[Mawelli]

sneezed so hard that you fainted and fell down the stairs breaking your neck

[DicyDax]

Sneezed so hard that someone got annoyed pulled a gun on you.

[gomennasai]

Sneezed so hard when hiding in the shadows from a bunch of starving lions.

[Issitheus]

was the last meal for a week for a pack of lions that would (supposedly) devour DicyDax

[S.ifr]

Fed to the dogs.

[Jazean]

was feeding the dogs, got assaulted and eaten by rabid wombats.

[abyssion1337]

run over by a zamboni.

[S.ifr]

The person that hated you the most stabbed you, 72 times.

[Issitheus]

same fate only it was the person you loved the most

[S.ifr]

The person that loved me the most stabbed you

[beriorgar]

drinking so much all of your brain cells die instantly

[S.ifr]

someone smacked the last of your brain cells

[Ellen Feiss]

poped bubble wrap in ear untill bleeding to death from the ear or by stabing self because its so annoying

[Jazean]

shot by "laser cannon of increasingly painful agony and death causing" in the eye!

[S.ifr]

Nail gun.

[Filleraol]

Rail gun.

[S.ifr]

Hit by a train.

[Mawelli]

Hit by an airplane

[Issitheus]

t-bagged to death

[thedarkmessenger]

shot by the person who you were t-bagging when he respawned.

[S.ifr]

suffocated by a patch

[thedarkmessenger]

killed yourself in frustration when the "bug fix" in your favorite FPS ended up taking care of one bug and creating at least 20 more.

[beriorgar]

eating spongebob

[abyssion1337]

Kidnapped and forced to wear way too many nicotine patches.

[S.ifr]

you choked on glass

[Jazean]

choked on a tv... a big tv...

[S.ifr]

Kidnapped by jigsaw.

[abyssion1337]

After escaping jigsaw, kidnapped by hanibal lector.

[S.ifr]

hit by a frisbee

[Jazean]

hit by a bowler hat

[S.ifr]

sealed away for eternity

[beriorgar]

rolling over floor laughing my ass off (and dying because of severe blood loss)

[Ellen Feiss]

kicked in the face while on the floor making sure hes dead

[beriorgar]

killed by the roflapache

[Ellen Feiss]

put in a lion cage while asleep

[Jazean]

put in lion cage while awake, the lions are sleeping, but you have a lit M80 superglued to your foot.

[S.ifr]

you swallowed in too much air

[Ellen Feiss]

tells zarxrax about killing tab and lets him do my work, go on zarx post one in killing

KILL ME!!!

[Issitheus]

while urinating, slips and is knocked unconscious and drowns in own urine.

haha! too late!

[Ellen Feiss]

tells zarx on you and gives him a few nukes....... hopefuly he will use them well

[S.ifr]

beaten to death by the world softest pillow

[Issitheus]

smothered with said pillow

[Ellen Feiss]

pillow shuved up butt and out mouth bringing along the heart

[abyssion1337]

has skull ripped out and is then beaten to death with it.

[Issitheus]

HOW IS THAT HUMANLY POSSIBLE?!

accidentally turn off no teamkilling causing his own death by tank.

[Ellen Feiss]

shot with tank while time is stoped for 554984459 times then time starts again

[S.ifr]

hit by a meteor which turned out to be a toilet.

[abyssion1337]

tripped on a banana peel with you head landing in revolving door, someone rushing in to the building using said door snaps you neck.

[S.ifr]

tripped on a banana peel with you head landing in revolving door, someone ushing in to the building using said door snaps you neck.

My my what an imagination.


Tied up to a metal chair which is wired to a heating system.
you can guess the rest ;]

[Ellen Feiss]

tied to another chair,pushed in water the drops a toster while pluged in into the tank of water

[Issitheus]

skin slowly peeled off with a rusty spork

[abyssion1337]

encased in carbonite for eternity.

[Ellen Feiss]

head explodes from shot to the head

[S.ifr]

Locked in a room with Ellen Feiss.

[abyssion1337]

team killed by a deagle.

[Issitheus]

Locked in a room with Ellen Feiss.

wait... so locked in a room with himself?


died of old age

[Ellen Feiss]

Locked in a room with Ellen Feiss.

sweet fun time in a room with me ;D

locked in a room full of thum tacks

[S.ifr]

Locked in a room with Ellen Feiss.

wait... so locked in a room with himself?

After a couple of years you were thrown into the same room.

[abyssion1337]

Met someone who escaped the Ellen Feiss room.

[S.ifr]

You killed yourself after hearing what happened.

[abyssion1337]

during a sword fight you opponent knocks you sword into the air, barely dodging it on the way down you forget your opponent and he takes a swing at you, fortunatly he misses slips and decapatates himself, then your killed when a random arrow flies into your chest.

[S.ifr]

While thinking of a way to kill me, your idea happened to you.

[abyssion1337]

2 midgets drag you down to hell for saying my idea happened to me.

[S.ifr]

two dwarfs dragged you to the Ellen Feiss room.

[abyssion1337]

NO!! the horor.

crushed by the evil moon from majora's mask

[S.ifr]

Someone took a picture of you, and your soul was taketh away..eth

[Issitheus]

played "toss the h-bomb" with self and lost

[Mawelli]

Played pokemon as Pidgey, tryed to fly...

[Ellen Feiss]

shot in the wing and fell into my room ;D

[Jazean]

smashed by a one-winged angel

[beriorgar]

wings falling off an angels back while in flight
the angel crashed and burned

[Issitheus]

eats shards of broken glass

[beriorgar]

eats shards of broken glass

i believe that's been posted before

mixed up rum and washing up liquid and drank it all

[S.ifr]

you just simply fell over and died.
...has that been said ?

[Jazean]

sacrifices themselves to grant every other being in existence immortality.

[S.ifr]

damn.

Sacrificed to the almighty volcano, but since you can't die you're just burning
... forever...

[Mawelli]

Sacrificed for me

[asukafan8]

Two words.......
HEAD SHOT!

[Jazean]

well since everyone is now immortal...

thrown into the center of the sun... ha, burn.

[S.ifr]

sacrificed to bring me back
thus resulting into everyone being mortal again.

[beriorgar]

sacrifised myself to stop anyone from ever becoming immortal again

[S.ifr]

Well.. you're already dead so..
necro ?

>__<

[Jazean]

shreds your very now mortal soul... have fun with that.

[S.ifr]

thrown in a giant blender.

[beriorgar]

chocked on a piece of chewing gum

[abyssion1337]

thrown out the air lock.

[beriorgar]

locked inside a air-tight bankvault

[Filleraol]

Flashed by a camera at a holiday, fell down a cliff

[Jazean]

stabbed by murderous rubber ducks

[Issitheus]

put too much "sugar" in some cookies and ate the whole batch

[S.ifr]

OD on the special brownies.

[Jazean]

ya sugar, and brownies...

gave me special brownies, ending in hyper-active knife fight, ya real-life bullet time, i win.

[abyssion1337]

shot by a bad sharpshooter that was going for the person next to you.

[Jazean]

locked in a small room with a rabid Danny Elfman.

[abyssion1337]

given the death penalty for releasing a rabid danny elfman.

[Jazean]

i didn&#39;t release him, he escaped...

mauled by danny elfman and his new-found followers, all infected with the T-virus.

[abyssion1337]

killed in the explsion when the government nuked danny elfman and his T-virus followers.

[Jazean]

shredded by your own failed attempt at 1337ness.

[abyssion1337]

killed by all the elitists for insulting my 1337n355

[S.ifr]

run over by random tumbleweeds

[Issitheus]

your anus is bleeding!

[beriorgar]

got burried alive in a pyramid

[thedarkmessenger]

toured the pyramid and died when it collapsed during an earthquake.

[beriorgar]

tried to rob gold from a pyramide and killed by a antient curse

[abyssion1337]

fell from a plane and landed ass first on the top of a pyramid.

[beriorgar]

fell from a plane and landed ass first on the top of a pyramid.

that hurts just thinking about it

drowned in a washing machine

[abyssion1337]

put in a microwave until you explode

[beriorgar]

put in a dishwasher and stabbed to death by the knives you where washing

[abyssion1337]

your skin turns to glass, you shatter the next time you sneeze.

[beriorgar]

your bones dissapear, you collapse and get run over

[asukafan8]

You&#39;re skipping through a parking lot when you turn to the street and get run over by a moving van!

[beriorgar]

you where writing a paper, on your pc..
then your pc explodes, along with your paper

[Jazean]

shot through the heart, with an ICBM.

[asukafan8]

you just drop dead

[Issitheus]

beheaded with a marshmallow

[Jazean]

crushed by a pile of giant bloody rotting livers that just fell from the sky onto you.

(just imagine the smell.)

[abyssion1337]

while dancing a random arrow shoots you through the chest.

[MkidTrigun]

Like Midori Days, the secret person who has a crush on you becomes attached at your right hand. Unfortunately, that person was Matt Damon, and goes on talking about how neutral he is, and how he can tie his shoes with one hand while watching the news, until the point where you just jump off of the dam from the movie Goldeneye, except that at the bottom of the dam, there is a truck full of pillows that you land in. The pillows were actually filled with butcher knives, and one of them stabs you in the knee. As you&#39;re slowly bleeding to death, the truck takes off and you fall off the back of it, but one of the knives in the other pillows catches it, and you are being dragged by the truck until it gets to a railroad crossing, and the truck gets stuck inbetween the two posts. You have barely enough time to get the knives from out of your leg when the truck gets hit by the train, and you get stuck inbetween the truck, the front of the train, and the railroad tracks. As you start to pass out from everything that&#39;s happened, Matt Damon tells you how excited he was that The Bourne Ultimatum actually won something at the Academy Awards.

The whole time this was going on, you had a .45 in your back pocket the whole time.

[S.ifr]

crushed by your paragraph.

[Jazean]

paragraph falls over crushing the s.ifr and the next 5 people to post including me...

[asukafan8]

ur forced to play VSmile until you die

[Quicksilver]

Killed by the number of people asking you to "g1V m suM m0n135!"

[S.ifr]

your body got trapped underneath the swing set.

[Filleraol]

Betrayed and stabbed by your imaginary friend

[Issitheus]

given the death sentence for stabbing S.ifr to death

[Mawelli]

died because of laughing too hard

[beriorgar]

died by crying so hard you got completely dehydraded

[abyssion1337]

Died from cancer that resulted from being abducted by aliens.

[beriorgar]

burned to death because your friend farted fire after being abducted by aliens

[Filleraol]

alcohol poisoned

[asukafan8]

you drink so much that you call zarx a retard, he bans you, you die from not being able to post here anymore

[S.ifr]

everyone ganged up on you and killed you.

[beriorgar]

attempted a wall-climb, but the wall broke and crushed you

[S.ifr]

I fell on you along with the rocks

[abyssion1337]

broke your spine from fall injuries.

[Jazean]

impaled by someones spine as it comes flying out of their body.

[Ellen Feiss]

gets stampeded by blood crazed anime fans, shattering every bone in body ;D

[S.ifr]

while running, you tripped and the same happened to you.

[Issitheus]

death by every aforementioned method, being painfully revived after each and then beaten with a twig to death from which you are not revived

[thedarkmessenger]

http://forums.aeriagames.com/files/avatars/365/510865/picture-510865.gif
you weren&#39;t able to post on the forums....

[Issitheus]

http://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w265/themavesite/TheMaveSite/Gif%20Pictures/00-8.gif

[S.ifr]

same cept they were airplanes.

[asukafan8]

remember the coolaid you drank today?
yeh, it was poisoned

[S.ifr]

I spit some in your eye.

[abyssion1337]

died from AIDS

[S.ifr]

Died from everything.

[Jazean]

slowly taken apart by someone with too much time and a pair of nail-clippers.

[S.ifr]

paper cuts.. and lots of them.

[asukafan8]

forced to see hell 0 until you puke out ur stomach

[Filleraol]

ate somw yellow snow....and it wasn&#39;t beer..

[Issitheus]

od&#39;d on yellow snow... and it wasnt beer...

[Mawelli]

passed out on yellow snow and die from freeZING

[beriorgar]

passed out on yellow snow and killed by a polar bear

[abyssion1337]

while fighting a polar bear, killed by a random arrow through the chest.

[Mawelli]

while evading the random arrow, get sliced by a random sword, turning the yellow snow into orange

[beriorgar]

while evading the random sword, dies of a heart attack

[Filleraol]

someone put c4 in your food, pang!

[beriorgar]

switches a bar of chocolate and a bar of dynamite, then lights a ciggarete..... (BOOM)

[asukafan8]

Steve jobs kills you for not buying the iRack
The apple iRack
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rw2nkoGLhrE

[beriorgar]

gets thrown in a blendtech blender
http://youtube.com/watch?v=NdD54rG9oQA

[Filleraol]

stood too close to the speakers during a concert..too much bass for the heart to handle

[S.ifr]

hit by a random arrow in the chest
then dragged into the Feiss room.

[asukafan8]

Fatman sat on you

[smeegs]

jeesus killed you with lightninginging

[Filleraol]

Robbed a bank with a soft air gun. Then went out and aimed at the heavy armed police, who thought it was a real gun.

[Issitheus]

same situation, replace soft air gun with water gun and committed suicide with it rather than be shot to death by police. yes you killed yourself with a water gun.

[Mawelli]

Become the target of an environmental finish from Condemned 2: Bloodshot

[smeegs]

was killed by kool-aid

[beriorgar]

run over y a five year old on a tricycle

[abyssion1337]

joined a cult not realizing that they had the intention of mass suicide.

[asukafan8]

Agreed to cater said cult not realising that they would kill you too

[beriorgar]

went to a restaurant, you didn&#39;t know you where on the menu

[asukafan8]

Forced to watch ellen fiess(original).....FOREVER!

[Filleraol]

Suddenly just fell asleep, and entered Freddy Kruegers nightmare.

[DicyDax]

You played Kenny in South Park.

[abyssion1337]

lost the keys to your giant robot and is killed by you enemies.

[thedarkmessenger]

lost the remote to the giant robot as was therefore unable to stop it from crushing you.

[S.ifr]

innocent bystander killed by a giant robot that was passing by

[abyssion1337]

while watching a giant robot fight, you get killed a random arrow through the chest.

[Issitheus]

just after shooting someone with an arrow, you are taken out by a sniper

[S.ifr]

after taking someone out with a sniper, someone hit you in the head with a coconut.

[thedarkmessenger]

after you dropped the coconut on the sniper, he/she respawned right directly behind you.

[Mawelli]

killed by a coconut sniper...

[S.ifr]

After killing someone with a coconut sniper
someone shanked you with a banana.

[beriorgar]

after shooting a banana with a coconut sniper, the banana boomeranged back and hit you in the head

[Issitheus]

after altering a banana to boomerang, tries it out and fails miserably, leading to someone else finding the banana.

[beriorgar]

someone else eats the banana, but it comes back out
together with that person&#39;s stomach

[Filleraol]

A bank robber shoots one hostage in the head, to show the police how serious he is...that 1 person happened to be you =P