[acutekat]

stabed so hard in the knee it came out your forehead

[abyssion1337]

knee through the chest

[Ionzorg]

Rocked you like a hurricane, hence you died.

[abyssion1337]

so we're doing musical again, you were forced to watch high school musical until you died

[Filleraol]

bang! bang! Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon your head

[abyssion1337]

prinnies attack you

[Filleraol]

bang! bang! Maxwell's silver dildo came down upon your head

dunno where that came from =|

[abyssion1337]

you sold your soul for more anime; don't sell your soul kids, it drastically reduces your lifespan

[Mawelli]

sold your mother for more anime, yours siblings came for revenge

[S.ifr]

you sold your siblings soul for anime... random arrow through the chest

[abyssion1337]

random arrow through your mom's chest, you kill yourself out of grief

[S.ifr]

After finding out about my death, you kill yourself out of grief.

[abyssion1337]

you got shot by Knives

[Ionzorg]

You through yourself out of your mom's chest. Kill grief, random arrow!

[Marco_1989]

You didn't post in our Abys and Marco's happy gallery yet. You died out of embarrassment ^^

[abyssion1337]

you die of epic nosebleed for visiting

[Marco_1989]

You are so happy to have a thread together with me, you died out of happiness ;D

[abyssion1337]

Janie shot you with her gun

[Brookman5]

You play TTFAF on Expert for eternity until your fingers fall off and you bleed to death slowly and painfully

[abyssion1337]

she told you to walk this way, it was a trap and admiral Akbar was nowhere to be found

[Mawelli]

Azamat Bakatov sat on you

[abyssion1337]

you called Max Reebo and elephant

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

you died from stress over ur lost catgirl.

[abyssion1337]

my assassins catch up to you and corn you 100 times before returning her to me, stealing from me always results in a horrible death

[DaMetzger]

you die out of boredom

[abyssion1337]

you die from being a lolcat

[DaMetzger]

you die from being a lolbat:
http://www.pvponline.com/2008/06/30/interlude-the-adventures-of-lolbat/

[abyssion1337]

you get lit on fire

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

i shot gunned u down!
that is such poor grammer.

[abyssion1337]

Steve walked warily down the street, then capped you

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

u got run over by the bat mobile

[asukafan8]

PORN TIME!
http://asukafan8.net46.net/images/More%20Hentai/1215611881387.jpg

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

holy crap. ps. i shot u in the face!

[abyssion1337]

this is the killing thread, there is actually a thread for this stuff *helps shoot you in the face more*

[Useful]

PORN TIME!


EVER HEARD OF LINKING GENIUS?!?!

Anyway, it's been a while since anyone's been killed down here...

I kill you for condemning the PORN MAN! He obviously is awesome (if retarded)

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Not that i'm saying ecchi isn't awesome but its kinda nice having a thread NOT filled with hentai/ecchi.

I kill you with my remington.

[Marco_1989]

Not that i'm saying ecchi isn't awesome but its kinda nice having a thread NOT filled with hentai/ecchi.

I don't really mind a lot of ecchi/hentai. And besides. In every thread is post, there is ecchi ^^

I just kill you, no questions asked

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

I made you meet David Letterman and you died of boredom.

[Useful]

I made you meet David Letterman. He killed you out of boredom.

[abyssion1337]

I killed you and David Letterman out of boredom

[Useful]

Boredom got tired of us using her name too much and came and killed us all.

[abyssion1337]

you're turned emo on us and we put you out of your misery

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

I hung you up from a telephone wire!

[abyssion1337]

the same but with a piano wire

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

I got you murdered by a pack of glow worms!

[abyssion1337]

the raped you to death afterwards for not paying enough

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

got thrown down an escalater!

[Useful]

You got beaned by Excaliborg!

[abyssion1337]

you got stabbed by excaliber

[Useful]

Excaliborg THROUGH THE CHEST!

I need to make a gif of that scene...

[abyssion1337]

you got assimilated

[Ellen Feiss]

candlejack viseted an...

[Useful]

Not sure what you're getting at there... sorry :-/

I drop cartoon 200 ton weight on you.

[Ellen Feiss]

u die of a fail

[Useful]

My fail explodes into a tornado of fail, destroying you.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

I decapitated you with a claymore.

[Useful]

I exploded you with a claymore.

http://www.chrisabraham.com/claymore-thumb.jpg

[abyssion1337]

you tried to assault me with rasburries so I released the tiger

[Useful]

You turned into a bear. The tiger ate you.

[abyssion1337]

you tried to assault me with a banana, I shot you then ate the banana thus disarming you

[Useful]

I shoved a banana in your ear so hard your brain ran out the other ear.

[abyssion1337]

you melted

[Useful]

You solidified.

[abyssion1337]

you petrified

[Useful]

Odin (the god) lopped your head off.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Nyuu ripped you to pieces!

[Useful]

Chii killed you with cuteness!

[Mawelli]

smashed by donkey kong

[DaMetzger]

killed by a banana bomb

[abyssion1337]

killed by blue turtle shell

[DaMetzger]

killed by super sheep

[Marco_1989]

http://tn3-1.deviantart.com/300W/fs7.deviantart.com/i/2005/235/9/9/Powder_toast_man_by_ArtistoftheWar.png ate you

[Issitheus]

POWDERED TOAST MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!

shot in the head

[abyssion1337]

shot in the knees then left in the woods until you were eaten

[DaMetzger]

tied up in the sewer and eaten by rats

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Ellen from Folklore beat you to death with a Folk!

[abyssion1337]

locked in the fiess room

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

That is a horrible death and out of respect for picking such a good one i am not gunna kill you. go in peace.

[abyssion1337]

the internet falls on you

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

a dentist molested you with his tools

[abyssion1337]

Tool molested you with a dentist

[Issitheus]

Moe Lester the dentist tooled you.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

I sticky posted you to death

[abyssion1337]

you got lynched

[DaMetzger]

you got pinched

[abyssion1337]

given too much cowbell

[Issitheus]

o/d'd on cowbell. Damn you, Dr. Walken!

[abyssion1337]

fire ants attack you

[Issitheus]

you attack fire ants.

[Mawelli]

you fire attack ants...

[abyssion1337]

attack ants fire you

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Shove a plank in your eye

[Mawelli]

you, ants attack fire

[Useful]

There you are again! Looks like I'm going to have to remove the "essentially inactive" marker on the next version of the leader board. It would also help if I could remember where I posted the bloody thing...

Speaking of bloody, CHAINSAW THROUGH THE CHEST.

[abyssion1337]

random rants or elitist status I think

Dr. Salvador chainsaws your head off

[Issitheus]

Teh Feiss room returns yet again!

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Ima gunna stik' ya' right in da' grill!

[Issitheus]

not if I go Lil' Slugger on yer ass first!

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

I'ma gunna stik ya right in da grill
give an oldschool beatdown
i'm one in a mil!
HEADSHOT!

[abyssion1337]

captain olimar lands his ship on you

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

I beat your head in with a sledge hammer.

[Issitheus]

i beat a sledge hammer in with your head

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

HAIL HITLER! (his fists of fury beat you down)

[abyssion1337]

1337uvis starts a war against the communists, you get caught in the middle

[DaMetzger]

died after watching the demented cartoon movie one too many times

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

you watched rejected cartoons and your head exploded!

[Mawelli]

the explosion of DeMetzgers head killed you

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

I rammed my foot up your.......ear.

[abyssion1337]

???? ?????? ???? ?? ???? ?? ???? ?????? ?? ? ????

[acutekat]

SATAN SCRIPT!!!!

[acutekat]

is killed by muslim extremists

[abyssion1337]

Sie waren ein alkoholisches schwarze schwule kommunistische Juden in Nazi-Deutschland

[acutekat]

i think i understood the just of it

you profest to being a nazi in the nuremburg trials

[abyssion1337]

Sie haben nicht erwarten, dass die spanische Inquisition, und sie kamen Sie auf die Rack

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

You got tackled by Tom Canada who plays for the Winnipeg Blue Bombers.

[acutekat]

thru the eye

[abyssion1337]

zuf?llige Pfeil durch die Brust

[acutekat]

tu muerta en a grande pequenos muertos

[abyssion1337]

Sie fahren Ihren LKW in den Ozean, dann explodiert

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

English had its revenge on you.

[acutekat]

an alien race probed you


in bad ways

[abyssion1337]

I send an assassin after you

[Mawelli]

i sent you after the assassin....

[acutekat]

two weeks with no sleep

[Mawelli]

unable to wakeup

[acutekat]

one long blink

[abyssion1337]

you turn to dust

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

turned you into a pillar of salt

[abyssion1337]

pillar of salt through the chest

[Useful]

Nyuu... I thought we established that we would no longer talk about religion...

Whatever.

Star Trek time: The salt monster gets you.

"I AM FOR YOU!"

[abyssion1337]

you fell into a ring of fire

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Fresca can to the face!!!!!



Nyuu... I thought we established that we would no longer talk about religion...



I'm not you wanker.

[Mawelli]

you got lolfagged

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

beat you to death with a huge motorola phone

[abyssion1337]

huge motoralla phone throgh the chest

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

100 foxgirls trampled you.

[abyssion1337]

100 foxgirls though the chest

[Mawelli]

a bottle of whiskey to the head

[abyssion1337]

liver failure from too much whiskey

[Mawelli]

a liver through the chest

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

a chest through the liver

[acutekat]

all you atoms dissapear

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

your heart disappered

[1337uvis]

crankshaft through your mandula oblongata

[Ionzorg]

You called your girlfriend a "Bitch slut ass bitch, ****", and there were dire consequences.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

you called your boyfriend a "dirty titty loving straight queer ass" and there were dire consequences.

[abyssion1337]

your village used a narazu seed

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Bumblebee punched you

[Issitheus]

How about... teh Feiss Room through the chest!

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

internet reciever across the face.

[abyssion1337]

bullets through the chest

[Useful]

^ boring :P

Epicly exploded.

Edit: think Hellsing

[Issitheus]

Exploded even more epicly. Think "Zeeky Boogy Doog".

[Mawelli]

epicly imploded

[Useful]

^ Like a black hole? That would be pretty awesome! Actually, there's a cool short story like that...

Fist of the North Star-style explosion. Through the chest.

[Mawelli]

^ Like a black hole? That would be pretty awesome! Actually, there's a cool short story like that...

Ok, now you actually got me interested. What short story?!

bumped your head on your knee too hard

[Useful]

Ah. Must have been doing the head-bang dance! Such a stupid dance...

Uh, the short story... I'd have to dig it up, it's in one of these sci-fi short story collections lying around my house but I don't know which one. If you send me a PM it should stick in my mind long enough for me to find it.

Soryuken!

[abyssion1337]

HADOUKEN

[Useful]

GADOUKEN~! You know, the funny looking one Dan throws out. Still lethal, btw.

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/8/80/200px-Dan_SF.jpg

^ The last thing you ever see ;D

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

you just been web cammed!

[Useful]

Like, hit with one?

w/e, you got hit by a Tungsten missile going terminal velocity strait down. The explosion also destroys your house.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

i got an ant to enter your brain.

[Useful]

That's something. They're isn't much appetizing up there. ;D

I shoved an antler through your brain.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

the KKK took your abdomen away.

[Useful]

But... I'm protestant! And white! VERY white! :'(

The IRAA took your media away.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

baha, your not protestant. Oh, nvm.

you got goosh gooshed.

[Useful]

Yeah I am. I'm an episcopalian. I go to St. Anne's-in-the-Fields in Lincoln, MA. I went on the mission trip to Boloxi, MS recently. I mentioned it on the forums a while back. If that isn't proof enough, I SPELLED EPISCOPALIAN CORRECTLY.

I KILL YOU FOR YOUR INSOLENCE!

[abyssion1337]

you are killed for being episcopalian

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Oh, Useful I thought you didn't believe in God or creation or any of that.
w.e.

I kill you with a wii-mote.

[Useful]

Oh I believe in God, just not in the physical way you do. Such belief belongs to the weak-minded and trusting.

I kill you with a six-axis.

[Issitheus]

I is a Haruhiist!

You told /b/ that there was too many desu.

[Useful]

You mean too MUCH desu!

The ****bear gets you. I don't know how or with what, but he does.

[abyssion1337]

the sun kills you, just how white are you

[Useful]

As I immolate, I run into your dorm and burn it down with you inside.

[abyssion1337]

you kill yourself cause you saw that which should not be seen

[Useful]

You spoke the word "eight" in the temple of the Devourer.

(Discworld reference)

[abyssion1337]

you couldn't handle the comfy chair

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

useful, are you saying that you cant trust....awe. :-X

uhm, rain of fire destroys your hut that you call a home.

[Useful]

No, I simply prefer to trust in something that has the weight of evidence behind it. I trust people. I believe in God in a different context from the rest of the world.

I kill you with Satan's left testicle. It has spikes on it by the way.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Fair enough. By the way I was not trying to be dick if that was how I was coming across. I'm possibly the nicest guy I know. ??? ??? ??? ???

ANYWAY! I SHOT YOU IN THE FACE YOU CRACKER!

[abyssion1337]

I shot you in the face you nig- I'm actually not going to go there

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ LOL dualshock 3'd u in the face!

[Mawelli]

you got lolled

[abyssion1337]

you got loli'd

[Issitheus]

loli got you'd; you got the death sentence. kinda harsh, but I'm not complaining.

[abyssion1337]

you got guro'd

[Issitheus]

You got AIDS from a steak.

[abyssion1337]

you got mad cow from a steak

[Issitheus]

you put a roll of lit firecrackers in your mouth.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

rammed a pen in your throat!

[abyssion1337]

you got shot... out of a cannon... then you were stopped, by a shovel

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

molested by a pitbull

[abyssion1337]

pitbull through the chest

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

bullpit.....you fell into a bullpit

[abyssion1337]

you fell into a bottomless pit

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

bottomless pit through the chest?

[abyssion1337]

you challenge gaara of the funk

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

u challenged a drunk hitler...and died

[abyssion1337]

you asked gaara for sand for you litter box

[1337uvis]

you met me while on my sword (nah, more like a dagger, something inbetween i guess) practice

[Useful]

(hmm... half way between a sword and a dagger? If you're talking a Japanese weapon, it's a wakizashi, and if you're talking European, then it's a dirk)

In other news, you decided to get on the fail bus:
http://inpraiseofsardines.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/bus_crash.jpg

[1337uvis]

you were invloved into a freak chainsword accident.

*and well it's not quite a dirk, though it's European. Looks a bit like a shortened saber actually... it's a Lithuanian weapon it doesn't have an actual English name for it... http://www.muziejai.lt/kaunas/kaunoimages/pranc_kardas_d.jpg shorten this by a half and something liek that would be what i have.... i really want to get my hands on an Italian rapier, damn those things are nice and elegant. And it's been proved that rapier > katana (though both warriors would die, but the rapier hits first therefore gives even the slimmest chance to survive)

[Useful]

And it's been proved that rapier > katana (though both warriors would die, but the rapier hits first therefore gives even the slimmest chance to survive)

Hmmm... true to a point. However, if they end up blocking each other (which with wielders of similar skill level is likely), the katana would cut through the rapier, ending in death for the rapier wielder (the katana is made of better steel. In fact, the best steel in the world to this day).

The Lithuanian sword is interesting. The style makes me think a little bit of cavalry saber and some Arabic design (probably stems from the eastern position in Europe.)

I kill you with a shoken to the temple:
http://www.karate.org.yu/images/shoken.jpg
^ he's doing it wrong though. You have to put the thumb underneath the index finger to support it or else it would just collapse upon impact.

[1337uvis]

you see you are not familiar with the use of the rapier. The rapier is NEVER used to block. It is only an attacking weapon. For defense the weilder uses a dagger called main-gauche (french for second-hand or something like that) that is meant to divert the blow of an opponent. So the rapierist would lean rapidly forwards while stabbing the samurai in the heart/other vital point, while [trying to] divert the katana's blow. In the end if the rapier weilder is skilled, it would end with the samurai being mortally wounded and the rapierist with minor injuries to his left hand and well i guess no more main-gauche but with his life. Also in na event of an emergency the main-gauches can be used as an offensive weapon.

maingauche through your eye

[abyssion1337]

not quite true, the rapier is mostly designed to penetrate chain mail, the samurai's armor could take the blow, and your weapon looks sort of like a cutlass.

anyway domo-kun eats you

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

yes that wasnt a rapier.

phone book across the face.

[Masterbot]

trampled to death by a kitten-stampede

[beriorgar]

licked to death by puppies

[Masterbot]

bleeding to death from a papercut in your indexfinger

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

SHOT IN THE FACE!

[Filleraol]

licked to death by puppies

wut wut wut? you're finally back?!?!??

[abyssion1337]

you have a heart attack from the sudden reappearance of beriorgar

[Filleraol]

you were so saddened by my death, you asked nyuu911 to kill you

[abyssion1337]

nyuu pussied out, I had to get knives to do it.

Orochimaru brought Abbot and Costello back from the dead to kill you

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

NOT! IM RIGHT HERE! *slice*
HAHA! *bathes in ur blood*

[Masterbot]

you suddenly combust into a pile of ashes

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Choked on PANTSU!

[1337uvis]

The samurai armor has it's weak points also. Rapier'd through the eye
http://www.aurorahistoryboutique.com/products/G000116_L.jpg
also the italian rapier has another advantage against the katana - it is full 15 centimeters longer.

[Marco_1989]

also the italian rapier has another advantage against the katana - it is full 15 centimeters longer.
So you are saying that when a sword is longer; you have the advantage in battle just like that..? Just watch this. I don't know if you watch this anime, but..:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=yTfbPdoTDao
The guy with that tiny weapon, the strongest swordsmen in the world, beats the one with the large 3 katana's, who wants to be the strongest (he is pretty strong, but is nothing against this dude) ^^
You get that tiny weapon at the same spot where he got stabbed in the movie ^

[Masterbot]

you get smashed by a big weasel

[1337uvis]

also the italian rapier has another advantage against the katana - it is full 15 centimeters longer.
So you are saying that when a sword is longer; you have the advantage in battle just like that..?


if it were another sword no, because you use a sword to slash someone, so basically you use the middle place of the blade, while using a rapier you stab the person, so you use the very tip of the weapon.
oh and you commit harakiri

[Marco_1989]

also the italian rapier has another advantage against the katana - it is full 15 centimeters longer.
So you are saying that when a sword is longer; you have the advantage in battle just like that..?


if it were another sword no, because you use a sword to slash someone, so basically you use the middle place of the blade, while using a rapier you stab the person, so you use the very tip of the weapon.

Yeah. That's true :P I was thinking about 2 swords (katana's) Did you saw the movie I posted in my other post ?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

thats not a kill. beat you to death with a GBA.

[Marco_1989]

Sorry. I know it wasn't a kill. :(

If I had a PSP, I would beat you to death with it ^^

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

I found a hot Chizuru cosplayer and got her to rape you to death
(lucky)

[Marco_1989]

I found a hot Chizuru cosplayer and got her to rape you to death
(lucky)

I don't mind if she was 'raping' me.. but I would want to live lol ^^

She killed you with her cuteness ^^
http://www.photo111.com/picgallery/japanese/ArisaMizuhara/165photo111.jpg

Arisa Mizuhara (?????) is hot, no?

*something went wrong with the picture first ... -.-*

[1337uvis]

something went wrong with that picture resulting in your death. but yeah she's nice as i already said

[Marco_1989]

You got yourself killed by repeating yourself

And ye, she is hot. Real life ecchi cosplay :o Nice.. To bad there weren't to many/good ecchi cosplay at Chibicon. Maybe I'm more lucky at Abunai... hmm
http://www.photo111.com/picgallery/japanese/ArisaMizuhara/160photo111.jpg

[1337uvis]

you were killed when your eyeballs exploded from seeing too much ecchi.
She IS nice *dying*

[Masterbot]

damn, now I wanna go to the animaco even more...
hope that there are some nice girls ;D
btw.: you get gendowned (gonna cosplay him)

[1337uvis]

yeah well i doubt there will be a lot of nice girls in an anime convention... srsly. Unless it's in Japan

[Marco_1989]

yeah well i doubt there will be a lot of nice girls in an anime convention... srsly. Unless it's in Japan

True. Japan got some nice girls. The girl I was posting is Japanese. Like this girl:

http://www.photo111.com/picgallery/japanese/ArisaMizuhara/159photo111.jpg

But in countries outside Japan are nice girls as well. I wasn't to lucky at Chibicon though. There were a few but, not much. The convention was awesome either way ^^

[Masterbot]

gonna make some snapshots if I see a girl, thats worth it
Some stranger drops a hugh steamroller on you, jumps on top of it and screams:
"WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY"

[1337uvis]

I didn't sya there weren't nice girls outside Japan... lol Lithuania is full of them, but the ones in the western culture don't hang out at anime cons as far as i can say. But still there are a lot of nice girls in Japan, i see them all the time on tv/internet lol
die of prolonged exposure to anime

[Marco_1989]

Girls like this should come to anime conventions in my country ... or at least come when I'm there ;D

http://www.photo111.com/picgallery/japanese/ArisaMizuhara/157photo111.jpg

Your heart couldn't take all the ecchiness

[1337uvis]

i can not fail to notice that every thread is becoming more and more populated by words and thaughts rather than the occasional *on-topic* stuff.
Die from too much of off-topic

[Marco_1989]

i can not fail to notice that every thread is becoming more and more populated by words and thaughts rather than the occasional *on-topic* stuff.

lol.. Do you mind? :P

Catgirl shot you in the face

[Filleraol]

i can not fail to notice that every thread is becoming more and more populated by words and thaughts rather than the occasional *on-topic* stuff.
Die from too much of off-topic

imo it's been like that for several months now ^^

zomg, you killed marco-kun, you bastard!

[1337uvis]

i can not fail to notice that every thread is becoming more and more populated by words and thaughts rather than the occasional *on-topic* stuff.

lol.. Do you mind? :P

Catgirl shot you in the face

i do not mind that at all, i enjoy that. And that is nasty from you marco ... using catgirls...

you die from a burst aorta

[Marco_1989]

i do not mind that at all, i enjoy that. And that is nasty from you marco ... using catgirls...
I'm sorry. I will never do it again .. :) maybe...

Your brains imploded ^^

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

CLICK CLICK BOOM! (ur dead)

[Ionzorg]

Guh, every time I see Filleraol I keep thinking he's some N00b without a picture and I half-disregard his posts until I realize that it's him...it's actually rather vexing. :-\

Death by confusing a N00b and a Has No Life so fluently. Just in case you do too.

If not, I'll break your head open with a beer stein, your choice.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ 2nd one, its cooler.

Chizuru drowns you in her boobs

[Mawelli]

raindrops keep falling on you head *whistling*

[Filleraol]

Guh, every time I see Filleraol I keep thinking he's some N00b without a picture and I half-disregard his posts until I realize that it's him...it's actually rather vexing. :-\

I guess I should get a sig again =P

and then throw it through your chest!

[1337uvis]

Urrrgh don't remind me, i'm gonna have to make a sig myself one of these days.... just the thought of doing that burns me...
You get turned into a vampire and then deserted in antarctica, where the polar day (6 months) is about to begin.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^according to this you burn yourself to death

[1337uvis]

your lack of creativeness implodes on you

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg153/SentientToaster/Motivational%20Posters/motivator5435169.jpg

[1337uvis]

heh lol... ever seen the show Stargate Atlantis? I know it's a sci-fi show and the props are a bit cheesy, but i still kinda like it... so there: you get your life sucked out of you by a wraith [omgNOEZ!!1!1!!!1]

[abyssion1337]

exterminated by the daliks

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

O man I HATE all the Stargates.
Choked to death with a USB cable.

[1337uvis]

Your hate explodes in a sea of fire killing you effectively

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

the sexy weapon weilding girl from Mezzo shoots you about 10,000 times in th face with her shotgun

[Mawelli]

Rico shoots in teh head with her ultimate sniper

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Jin and Jo gangbang you

[Mawelli]

smileys up your ass

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

I run at you, do a flip over you, then cut your head off.

[Filleraol]

I shoot you while you're in the air

[abyssion1337]

you loose a children's card game

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

You came to a My Children My Bride concert and died in the awesome ass 2-step/throwdown pit!

[abyssion1337]

you were a spectator in a bull fight when the bull jumps over the wall and smashes you

[1337uvis]

you are dissolved when you accidentally trave to subspace x)

[abyssion1337]

subspace through the chest

[1337uvis]

cagirl's tail through your brain

[abyssion1337]

catgirls suddenly dissapear into subspace, you kill yourself as you can't live in a world without them

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

catgirls and doggirls got into a huge bikini brawl and you were stuck in the middle and died

[abyssion1337]

at least I got a sexy death, you kill yourself for not being so lucky

[Useful]

You die of super AIDS. cuz I can't think of anything better.

[abyssion1337]

super aids through the chest

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

super man through the chest

[abyssion1337]

superman rapes your mom while she's pregnent with you

[Issitheus]

Your mom rapes you but she's actually superman... and he's pregnant.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

IM BUSTIN' HEADZ WITH MY SHOTGUNZ!

[Issitheus]

I bust shotguns with your head

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

SEMI THROUGH THE CHEST!

[Useful]

Semisonic through the chest!

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Drowned you in Dristan.

[Useful]

FKE!!! (Forceful Korn Enema!)

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

BIC pen to the temple!

[Useful]

I'm going to continue killing you with bands.

Death Cab for YOU!

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

yay I love killing with bands.

a DEMON HUNTER killed you.

[Useful]

You overdosed on XTC.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

You hit your head on a DASHBOARD CONFESSIONAL!

[Useful]

^ EMO BAND.

You get asthma and die a Weezer.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

(Yes they are extremely emo. And I also have mild asthma. HAHA!)

You met the same fate as NORMA JEAN

[Useful]

Your brand new car starts having engine problems the first week you own it. Then a tractor trailer dumps sprays mud onto your windshield on the highway and you crash and burn in your Blind Melon.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

You were minding your own buisness when you were hit by the xDeathstarx

[Useful]

Beatles ate you alive!

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

You got hit by a bus becuz you were to busy xLooking Forwardx

[1337uvis]

The Beatles ate you alive :D

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Useful just said that haha.

You got crushed by the Seventh Star

[1337uvis]

he said beatles, as in bugs, The Beatles were a pop band from Liverpool so not the same :D and even if useful meant the pop music group, he ****ed up because it's THE Beatles ;)
The Beatles CD cuts your head off

[Mawelli]

leevi through the chest, through teh ballZ and adams apple

[1337uvis]

Cause of death: James Blunt through the ass.

[Pink_Nipple]

You was just drinking ac!d when suddenly Masamune flew and cut your upper part of body. Then you fell on the floor and ac!d started slooooooowly drip on your eye from the glass. all.

[abyssion1337]

crushed by rolling stones

[Pink_Nipple]

finished by finish flag

[abyssion1337]

you got cancer from a cell-phone

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

he said beatles, as in bugs, The Beatles were a pop band from Liverpool so not the same :D and even if useful meant the pop music group, he ****ed up because it's THE Beatles ;)
The Beatles CD cuts your head off


I effin know who the beatles were. And Useful meant The Beatles becuz we were using band names to kill each other.
NOW! BOOT TO THE HEAD!