[SS_nyuu911_SS]

hit by a..........uhm........SACK OF DICK!

[Marco_1989]

hit by a..........uhm........stick?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

since that was a question, no you missed me.
NOW DIE.
CLICK CLICK BOOM!

[S.ifr]

Autographed nipple CD's through the chest

[abyssion1337]

nipple through the chest

[Useful]

Nipple razor took your head off.

Oh, and Raol? Your anime list is terrifying. Do you do ANYTHING else?

[abyssion1337]

I wasn't impressed by it, you're were so stunned by it you die

[S.ifr]

I wasn't impressed at that, so I had you sent to the guillotine

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Threw wet paper towel at you.

[abyssion1337]

wet paper towel through the chest

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

I needa pee so bad i peed in your face and the pressure ripped your head off.

[Filleffs]

i peed acid into your mouth

[abyssion1337]

you were in guro

[Filleffs]

guro through the chest and back again

[S.ifr]

bukkake through the chest

[Filleffs]

got sucked into a jet motor

[beriorgar]

your ass blew up

[Pink_Nipple]

Starved to death playing MEGABATTLE

[beriorgar]

trampled by a camel

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Sealed your throat shut with Elmers glue.

[Pink_Nipple]

Black Mages met you last night

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

White mages came to me and then I got Rikku to kill you.

[Pink_Nipple]

Great Marlboro got you

[abyssion1337]

Chocobo kicks your head

[Pink_Nipple]

Black Chocobo ate your alive

[abyssion1337]

Bahamut eats you

[Pink_Nipple]

Levi washed you to death

[Filleffs]

just the good ol' papercut

[Pink_Nipple]

Got cardiac arrest reading "Truthful Truth" newspaper

[Filleffs]

mac flurry daim through the chest

[beriorgar]

chocked on chewing gum

[abyssion1337]

Sephiroth gave you dispair

[beriorgar]

you where in a car, and yukari was driving

[Pink_Nipple]

Zantetsuken'd

[beriorgar]

you got aids from spongebob

[Pink_Nipple]

Patrick killed you wiyh his stupidity

[abyssion1337]

chop'd by Cloud

[beriorgar]

squidward bored you to death

[Pink_Nipple]

Helicopter'd by Reno

[abyssion1337]

stabbed and shot by Squall

[beriorgar]

bitten by a tunnelweb spider

[abyssion1337]

bitten by brown recluse spider

[beriorgar]

bitten by a black widow

[abyssion1337]

bitten by hippo

[Pink_Nipple]

bitten by catoblepas

[beriorgar]

bitten by a tigersnake

[abyssion1337]

drank yourself to renal failure

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Set you over my campfire

[abyssion1337]

attacked by a ghost

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

beaten by a beagle

[abyssion1337]

the great pumpkin eats you

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

ben the baka did a bukaka on you

[abyssion1337]

he then stabbed you

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

then made you eat poo

[abyssion1337]

then after I pood he made you eat it, so you were eating double poo (yes that is from Jay and Silent Bob strike back)

[S.ifr]

You also ate it with him cos you have a poo fetish.

[abyssion1337]

you fell out of a plane

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

i hit you with a plane

[abyssion1337]

the plane then exploded

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

which killed you to

[abyssion1337]

you choked on a rock lobster

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

I whipped you to death

[abyssion1337]

I enjoyed it so you gave it shot too

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

It revved my engine so much i exploded and you died in the wave

[abyssion1337]

gray fox stabs you

[Pink_Nipple]

Altair stabs you

[S.ifr]

Altair through the chest

[Ionzorg]

Altair through the chest

I'm lolling...but why?

You ate too much food doused in vinegar as a child, and it at away at your enamel so that your teeth became greatly sharpened, and one day you were trying to fix your watch strap with your teeth and you slit your wrist and bled to death.

[Marco_1989]

You lost all your breath typing that last post, and choked to death

[abyssion1337]

Rick Roll'd to death

[S.ifr]

Attacked by lions

[Pink_Nipple]

Loose the Fatal Lottery

[S.ifr]

Fatal sodomy

[abyssion1337]

Maybe I'm a lion, so I ate you

[S.ifr]

yes you got my reference!


Hunted and killed by .. a hunter.

[abyssion1337]

you won the fatal lottery

[S.ifr]

You didn't

[abyssion1337]

you were the guard from Elfen Lied

[S.ifr]

You were the one beside me.

[abyssion1337]

you're Dr. Octopus

[S.ifr]

You're Dr. Croctopus

[abyssion1337]

THIS IS KILLING *shoots you*

[S.ifr]

*shoots back*

[abyssion1337]

*launches missile*

[S.ifr]

*throws exploding nipples*

[abyssion1337]

*stab*

[S.ifr]

my blood squirts into your eye

[abyssion1337]

Lucy kills you

[Filleffs]

Nyuu kills you

[Marco_1989]

???-? kills you

[abyssion1337]

Ha, this computer doesn't see Japanese characters, you die from phail

[Marco_1989]

^ So you can't even see my name?!

You die from shame

[abyssion1337]

feh, on any other computer in this house I'd be able to see it, you die from spam

[Marco_1989]

I didn't spam. This is spam:
http://www.forward-moving.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/38197-spam.jpg
You should know by now right? :P You died after eating poisoned spam

[abyssion1337]

you fell off Niagara falls

[Marco_1989]

You fell off Niagara falls, survived, but drowned at the bottom.... your remainings were eaten by fish ^^

[abyssion1337]

our souls were linked, damn you ganondorf damn you

[Filleffs]

raeped

[abyssion1337]

it puts the lotion on its skin

[S.ifr]

skinned alive

[abyssion1337]

heart attack

[Useful]

A gigantic heart ran up to you and shoved your head into its aorta. You suffocated.

[S.ifr]

heart popped out of the chest

[abyssion1337]

you got stuck in the giant heart at the Ben Franklin Museum

[Marco_1989]

You took a dive from the Statue of Liberty. You survived the fall, but you could not move anymore. You were eaten alive by squirrels

[abyssion1337]

the statue of liberty wanted to fight with you

[Useful]

Hey Abys, I'm in upstate NY. I drove past RPI today :). I'm visiting some other colleges.

This dude ATE YOU.
http://www.roussimoff.com/RUSSIAN%20DOG%20FACED%20MAN.jpg

[abyssion1337]

that's cool, I don't move in till Tuesday, but if you want to stop by go ahead, where in NY are you?

[Useful]

You didn't kill me :P!

I'm in Clinton. It's the same town that Hamilton College is in.

A marble pillar flies through your chest.

[abyssion1337]

RPI though the chest

[Useful]

Rest In Pieces

[abyssion1337]

RPI lands on top of you

[Useful]

FRE! Forceful RPI Enema!!

[Issitheus]

RPG through the chest

[Useful]

10,000 RPM reduced you to a bloody paste on the inside of a Turkish Twist gone berserk.

[Issitheus]

RPG through the chest. and this time I"m not talking about a rocket-propelled grenade.

[abyssion1337]

Final Fantasy through the chest

[Issitheus]

Buster Sword through the chest

[abyssion1337]

great-fairy sword through the chest

[S.ifr]

Epona through the chest.

[abyssion1337]

Hylian shield through the chest

[S.ifr]

Mirror shield through the chest

[abyssion1337]

Kotetsu through the chest

[S.ifr]

Mambo through the chest

[abyssion1337]

Malbaro thought the chest

[S.ifr]

Asgaldh through the chest

[abyssion1337]

screenshot game through the chest

[S.ifr]

This thread through your chest

[abyssion1337]

Legendary thread through the chest

[Pink_Nipple]

Sacred Stone through the chest!

[abyssion1337]

stoned guy through the chest

[Pink_Nipple]

10000 Needles through the chest!

[abyssion1337]

one giant needle though the chest

[torrent_taker]

bullet through the chest

[Pink_Nipple]

kitchen knife through the chest

[S.ifr]

A pink nipple weilding a kitching knife through the chest

[Pink_Nipple]

A pillow through the chest

[S.ifr]

A willow through the chest

[Pink_Nipple]

A widow through the chest

[torrent_taker]

a stroke to the chest :o

[1337uvis]

a MAC through the chest :D

[S.ifr]

A Big Mac through the chest

[1337uvis]

Fuko through the eyes

[S.ifr]

Starfish through the spleen

[1337uvis]

finger through the nose

[abyssion1337]

torrents though the chest

[1337uvis]

Linas Kleiza 's three pointer through the chest

[Pink_Nipple]

Mike Jordan through the chest

[Luppi-tan]

If the poppies are in da house, then where are the seeds?

[The Ever Strange Look]

Seeds in the chest, equipped with mini C4.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Beat you to death with lies.

[Marco_1989]

Adventures of the Little Koala through the chest

[Pink_Nipple]

Double-Barrel through the chest

[Marco_1989]

Chest through a barrel

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Candle stick up the ass and out the top of your head

[Pink_Nipple]

300 through the chest

[abyssion1337]

The Great Gatsby through the chest

[Marco_1989]

Me through the chest

[abyssion1337]

mii through the chest

[Mawelli]

wii through the chest

[Issitheus]

wee through the chest

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Coffee mug to the side of the head.

[1337uvis]

shot in the head by Heckler-Koch MSG-90 sniper rifle
Just so you know that's 7.62mm calibre.

[S.ifr]

tentacle raep

[1337uvis]

shot through the head with Barrett M107 (bullet diameter ~13mm)

[abyssion1337]

insects eat your skull and your head collapses

[Pink_Nipple]

.45'd

[1337uvis]

killed with this

http://www.uch.lt/uploads/posts/thumbs/1219129265_79612962.jpg

[Pink_Nipple]

5--4--7--5--4--7
-5--5-----5--5---
--6--6-6---6--6-6
'D

[S.ifr]

5--4--7--5--4--7
-5--5-----5--5---
--6--6-6---6--6-6
'D through the chest

[Pink_Nipple]

now guess what it was. :D


Sharp quote through the chest

[Ionzorg]

Three Days Grace through the chest.

[Pink_Nipple]

corn'd that's it.

GN

[Mawelli]

bashed in the head with a pillow

[Ionzorg]

Photoshop erased the right side of your neck, opening your jugular vein and you bled to death.

[Mawelli]

you got ionized...? :D

[Useful]

Owned by Mavis Beacon.

[S.ifr]

Owned by a beacon

[Filleffs]

turtles

[S.ifr]

water

[Filleffs]

oil, fire

[Pink_Nipple]

soup

[1337uvis]

pead to death (a.k.a. you die from the excessive number of peas thrown at you)

[Pink_Nipple]

stabbed by dead thread. DEAD THREAD!

[beriorgar]

hangglided over a vulcano, it suddenly erupted while you where flying above it

[abyssion1337]

lava monster attacks, actually you were underground so it was a magma monster

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

I rammed 65292 potatoe chips down your throat at once.

[Pink_Nipple]

poisoned by crimson cake

[Ionzorg]

Swam into a full-throttled running boat motor. (Almost happened to a friend of mine while we were sailing today...he was about a half-second away from dying. Good times. :))

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Molested by the Water-Polo teams captain

[S.ifr]

Guro bukkake with the water-polo team

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Slammed in the face by Forrest Griffin

[Pink_Nipple]

Annihilated bu Zuu

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Speared by Lu Bu

[Pink_Nipple]

Dismembered by Butcher

[S.ifr]

During a sword fight you opponent knocks you sword into the air, barely dodging it on the way down you forget your opponent and he takes a swing at you, fortunately he misses slips and decapitates himself, then your killed when a random arrow flies into your chest.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

I beat you with ketchup.

[abyssion1337]

you get sliced by a bagette

[Mawelli]

fisted by nyuu911 childhood dreams

[The Ever Strange Look]

Bombarded to death by umbilical cord reloading baby cannons.

[S.ifr]

Fisted by Mawelli's broken comp.

[abyssion1337]

heart attack from having to face cthulu

[Pink_Nipple]

double heart attack from having to face cthulHu

[abyssion1337]

you have your heart cut itself out of your chest

[Pink_Nipple]

you had your heart for a lunch

[rawr_rawr]

a succubus comes to you in your dreams you do the nasty after which you die from exhaustion, as is what sometimes happens with succubus encounters

[Pink_Nipple]

stabbed late at night of succubus

[rawr_rawr]

cats eat you on your way home from a grocery store

[abyssion1337]

you were eaten by the gorillaz

[rawr_rawr]

you were crushed by godzilla

[Pink_Nipple]

you were crushed by Paul Gilbert

[abyssion1337]

Conan O'Brian stuck one of his freakishly long legs up your ass

[Pink_Nipple]

Olympic champion put his incredibly long spear in your ass

[rawr_rawr]

you were eaten by fat albert who was then burned by roaming tribesman who needed a sacrifice for their fire god

[abyssion1337]

you're their firegod and you are a false god, they figured it out

[Pink_Nipple]

you thought you can defeat god

[abyssion1337]

you asked for earth and water in Sparta

[rawr_rawr]

you kicked into the 'pit of no return' and died of starvation

[abyssion1337]

you were shot by a castle

[rawr_rawr]

giant squids kidnapped you and forced you to commit haru kiri

[abyssion1337]

you were eaten by Gluttony

[rawr_rawr]

you were beaten to death by a angry fan-girl because you insulted inuyasha

[abyssion1337]

you were forced to commit seppuku

[Luppi-tan]

Your mom.

[S.ifr]

Your mom through the chest

[1337uvis]

impaled on a dragon's testicle. Don't ask me how that's possible, you just were.

[S.ifr]

He had two, guess where the other one went.

[Mawelli]

you through your mom

[abyssion1337]

you went down to Georgia, you cut the devil off on the interstate and he killed you for it

[S.ifr]

You lovely coconuts violently exploded

[abyssion1337]

you looked on the sunny side of life and then choose death

[S.ifr]

you looked on the dark side of life and vomited too much sunshine

[abyssion1337]

fried

[S.ifr]

toasted

[abyssion1337]

baked

[S.ifr]

squeezed

[abyssion1337]

boiled

[S.ifr]

stabbed

[abyssion1337]

grilled

[S.ifr]

roasted

[abyssion1337]

toasted

[S.ifr]

sliced

[abyssion1337]

microwaved

[S.ifr]

baked

[abyssion1337]

you fail I already said that... broiled

[S.ifr]

toasted



toasted

You failed before I did ;o

And for that, I take your zig.

[abyssion1337]

I set up you the bomb

[S.ifr]

Gentlemen through the chest

[Useful]

Bob Sapp through the chest.

http://bigniggah.com/bobsapp1.jpg

[abyssion1337]

Bob Sapp fights you

[1337uvis]

run over with a smart car. Since it's not very heavy it took ten times to kill you. Agony.

[abyssion1337]

hung upside down until all your blood drained out of a small hole drilled in your head

[Mawelli]

diced

[abyssion1337]

sliced

[Useful]

miced

[Mawelli]

sliced

IT WAS ALREADY USED!!!

suprised

[Useful]

Liced

(I don't know, maybe you choked on them or something!)

[Mawelli]

priced

[Useful]

Viced

(could be messy...)

[Pink_Nipple]

Got a tit**** with Pamela

[abyssion1337]

sliced

IT WAS ALREADY USED!!!

suprised

we've used most of them already.... nunchuck panda smashes you for your stupidity

[Mawelli]

but the sliced was used just a moment before you said it

:SADPANDAFACED

[abyssion1337]

the hypnotoad makes you walk off a cliff

[Mawelli]

the cliff falls on you

[Pink_Nipple]

Battletoads eat you

[abyssion1337]

you didn't stay away from Cliff Edge, you were told to stay the **** away from that guy

[Pink_Nipple]

Cliff tear you apart

[abyssion1337]

you know how the chickens swarm you in zelda? the same happens to you but with chocobos

[Pink_Nipple]

you took a chocobo's lunch

[S.ifr]

chocobo through the chest

[Pink_Nipple]

NDS through the chest

[Luppi-tan]

Swallowed whole by a black dragon.

[Useful]

Raped in every hole by a black dragon.

[Pink_Nipple]

Raped by a polar bear

[Marco_1989]

Raped by Stardust Dragon

[abyssion1337]

raped by a transvestite bangaa

[Marco_1989]

Raped by the Red Archfiend Dragon

[ccbubble]

Falcon Punch

[Ionzorg]

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i304/Ionzorg/killing.jpg

Motivational poster through the chest.

[Pink_Nipple]

Where's the quality?
I'd like to print it. :D

*edit* corn through the chest

[Mawelli]

Awesome I want a quality version of this too.

Killing thread through the chest

[Ionzorg]

Lol, yeah, I used Flash to make it so the quality isn't as good as it could be. I'll get to work on a Photoshop document and it shall be glorious. ;D

Hot sauce through the chest, causing heartburn.

[Mawelli]

heartburn through the chest

i wonder what hasnt gone through the chest really :O

[abyssion1337]

umm, Khorne hasn't gone through a chest yet.... until now

[Filleffs]

chestnut through the chest

[S.ifr]

Chest through the chestnut

[Mawelli]

Nokia 3210 through the chest

[Filleffs]

3210i through the neck

[Mawelli]

3210i through the neck

are you sure there ever was a i version of that phone, i really doubt it :O

oh well Fillers thoughts through the chest

[Filleffs]

http://www.bsp.ru/TECH/NOKIA/nokia3210.htm

through your chest :O (I think it's real.,dunno)

[Mawelli]

might be, never realized it. But i still have the original 3210 and works fine :D

antiquities through the chest

[Marco_1989]

My ginormous sig trough the chest

[Pink_Nipple]

Gravestone through the chest.

[Luppi-tan]

Make him listen to Brittany Spears

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Whipped a turkey egg at your head

[abyssion1337]

bushwhack'd

[Mawelli]

turkey through the chest

[abyssion1337]

bullets through the chest

[Mawelli]

Abyss through the chest

[Pink_Nipple]

speargun bullets through the chest