[Odessa]

granted, but it's an evil posses t-shirt, so anyone who lookss at it sees something that hate, and try to kill you. also, you can't take it off.

I wish i had food.

[Ken-Chan]

granted but it's fish food

i wish for a glove

[Charon]

granted but its made of human feces

I wish for a bucket

[Odessa]

granted, but it's bucket full of semen and used tampoons.

I wish i could remove the above mental image from my brain.

[Divine Dragoon]

granted but theres nothing left in your head

I wish for the three stooges

[Ken-Chan]

granted u get their bones

i wish for a CD

[Charon]

granted but it is in my bucket full of semen and used tampons

I wish i could shoot lasers from my eyes

[Issitheus]

Granted, but the lasers immediately destroy your eyesight, leaving you blind.

I wish for a pony. That can't possibly go wrong!







...Right?

[Odessa]

Your Pony turns out to be a Blood Moar, feasting on the flesh of the dead and terrorizing your neighbors. Still, you get a talking, bad ass looking pony covered in flames. that's a win, right?

I wish I could see the look in issi's face when he gets his pony

[YUUKI.N]

Granted but the pony kills you as soon as it sees you.

I wish I had an aglet (plastic things at the end of shoelaces)

[Charon]

Granted but they are made of c4 and you explode

I wish for a 100000 ft ethernet cable

[Issitheus]

Granted, but your computer is 100001 feet away.

BTW, Odessa, that's not a corruption. that's an upgrade!

I wish for a Blood Moar!

[YUUKI.N]

It kills you and then eats your dead corpse

I wish for some air

[Charon]

Granted but you are given "Air" the seventies jazz band from the seventies

I wish for a large hat

[Tazuto]

granted but its invisable

i wish disgaea 3 wasnt just for the PS3

[YUUKI.N]

Disgaea 3 now isnt just for the ps3... it is now for the gameboy advance with all its toned down graphics and shorter game.

I wish that I didn't wish for an aglet.

[Ken-Chan]

granted u wish for 2 aglet's

i wish xbox didn't suck

[Divine Dragoon]

granted It's called Xbox 360 but you cant afford it

I wish for my own cat suicide squad

[Odessa]

granted, however they commit suicide 5 secondss after you get them, blowing you up with them.


I wish for a one night stand with Lucy Lawless.

[Ken-Chan]

granted It's called Xbox 360 but you cant afford it

I wish for my own cat suicide squad

would have been better if u said the 360 elite because the ps3 graphics are better than original xbox now there the same


anyway granted but it happens when she is dead

i wish to kill god

[thedarkmessenger]

you kill god, but as a result become god yourself which, surprisingly, isn't as fun as you thought it would be. "With great power comes great responsibility..."

I wish I remembered to make a wish before having to modify my post :O.

[Odessa]

granted, but the internet deletes your modifications, and Issi decides to ban you for forgetting to make a wish.


I wish for an army of Vicky clones.

[thedarkmessenger]

granted, but all you skills and knowledge are divided evenly amongst them and the original (aka you).

I wish I could take over AMVHell. muhahahahahaha!

[Charon]

Granted but you are killed by a pack of wolves 3 seconds after taking over

I wish for a popsicle made of cat pee

[thedarkmessenger]

granted, now you have to eat it.

Oh I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner...

[Odessa]

Granted. You are now a sentiet hot dog, forced to sit there, unable to move, knowing you are a hot dog. forever.

I wish that was harder to corrupt.

[Ken-Chan]

granted but u corrupt it so bad ur computer dies

i wish for 5 fingers

[thedarkmessenger]

granted, but Lucy (Elfin Lied) makes sure that doesn't last long...

I wish I could meet Lucy while being immune to all her powers.

[Ken-Chan]

granted but Mariko is there and ur not immune to her

i wish i was a male diclonius

[thedarkmessenger]

(crap! I forgot about Nana and Mariko!)

Granted, but you get killed by the females before you get a chance to enjoy it.

I wish I would stop forgetting a wish before I post :/

[Ken-Chan]

granted but now u forget to post a corruption

i wish for a better wish making mind

[thedarkmessenger]

granted, but it died from the awesomeness it created beforehand. Yup, the wishes were just that awesome.

I wish I were God!

[Ionzorg]

Granted, but someone used the power of logic to defy your claims of infinite omnipotence and you vanished without a trace or were forced to somehow undo yourself for acting against your own divine proclamations.

I wish that I could free those turtles from those boxes in the Spyro game.

[thedarkmessenger]

granted, but the turtles turn against you.

I wish I weren't sick >__>

[Tazuto]

granted, your ill

i wish for odessa to get well soon!!

[Odessa]

granted, but with my luck, i'll get over this and get sick, or break a leg, or something as soon as I think i'm better.

i wish my luck didn't suck.

[Ravenick]

granted, but with my luck, i'll get over this and get sick, or break a leg, or something as soon as I think i'm better.

i wish my luck didn't suck.
NOT WITH ME, ill protect you from hurting yourself!

[Ken-Chan]

dude make a wish

[thedarkmessenger]

I wish the Raven dude would follow the game rules when he posts ::)

[abyssion1337]

this gets accomplished by his death, thus giving vicky a sad

I wish he'd just go away

[thedarkmessenger]

He goes away ...but only because he's moving closer to you. :O.

I wish I had a cookie that was delicious.

[Tazuto]

granted but its only delicious for 2 seconds before tasteing really horrible

i wish for a show

[Odessa]

granted, you now stuck as the star of the new show, "You lived through WHAT?!?" where people try to kill you every week, but somehow you always survive in horrible, horrible pain.

I wish for lower Potassium. I miss having Orange juice...

[Ravenick]

i wish to haunt you


WISH GRANTED XD

[Tazuto]

grant first, then wish rick

i wish for a cookie shaped moe

[thedarkmessenger]

granted, but the government steals it from you saying something about alien ovens.

I wish it were warmer at my place.

[Ken-Chan]

granted it's a few thousand degrees warmer

[thedarkmessenger]

I wish Ken remembered a wish :o

[Ken-Chan]

ahhhhhh fail

i wish for chopsticks

[thedarkmessenger]

granted, but you forget how to use them.

I wish I could breathe fire, like a dragon.

[Ken-Chan]

granted but when u try to do it you melt ur face off

i wish i could heal any wound

[thedarkmessenger]

granted, but only if its someone else's wound.

I wish I could regenerate.

[Kyle X]

You can regenerate.. nails and hair.

I wish I could UnDye my hair blonde.

[Odessa]

granted, your hair is now dyed white.


I wish I could find the "random video" topic

[abyssion1337]

(do a forum search)
you do but you are killed for finding it

I wish I had more time

[Odessa]

granted, the whole world is frozen around you forever, trapping you as immortal in a frozen world by yourself, with plenty of time to do nothing with.


I wish I didn't have to go to the doctor's today.

[abyssion1337]

granted, the whole world is frozen around you forever, trapping you as immortal in a frozen world by yourself, with plenty of time to do nothing with.


that would be awesome

[Odessa]

i thoguht you didn't want to be immortal, and that is awesome to you?


I wish that made sense to me.

[Luppi-tan]

Granted, but like Cthulhu, the knowledge of it drives you slowly insane.

I wish I had a girl on either arm

[Ken-Chan]

granted but they are 7 foot, got huge muscles and they want snoo snoo

i wish we all had snoo snoo

[Luppi-tan]

Granted, but the ones with whom you all have snoo snoo are unbelievably ugly...

[Ken-Chan]

wow the first reply in agesand the wish is forgotten

FAIL

i wish for an ultimate fail pic

[Luppi-tan]

Granted, but the ultimate fail is ultimate fail in its success in failing... did you get that?

I wish that I was better with women.

[Odessa]

granted, you are turned into a woman and can now communicate with us better.


I wish my sister wasn't such a bitch.

[Ken-Chan]

granted she is now a cow

i wish i could do oragami

[Odessa]

granted, but you are now a blind master of origami, so you can't see the results of your own work.

I wish everyone could get thier wishes fulfilled without corruption.

[Ken-Chan]

granted but u never find the person called everyone

i wish for a wish the wish's it's wish for me

[Odessa]

granted; you find your perfect wish, only to realize you don't get any more wishes.

I wish for more Twilight books :)

[Ken-Chan]

granted but they cost a million dollars and u can never afford them

i wish for a million dollars

[acutekat]

you get and then are burned on top of it dark knight style
i wish i was healthy

[Odessa]

i can't corrupt that.... your wish is granted, now go before i change my mind.

I wish i wasn't such a softie.

[acutekat]

granted you alienate all those you knew and loved


i wish the post 15 second limit thingy would go away

[Odessa]

granted, it's now replaced by a one minute delay that restarts your entire PC if you break it.


I wish I had another dairy queen sunday....the first one was too good.

[Tazuto]

granted but they run out of food

i wish my halo 3 would come back from the repair shop!

[acutekat]

it does

in pieces

many pieces

more like dust actually

i wish i had my headphones back

[Tazuto]

granted but they play constant country music

i wish for EPIC MOE

[Odessa]

granted, but you get it for one day and then it's taken back. and you charged a gallon of blood for it.

I wish to drink blood.

[Ravenick]

http://whats this do?

[abyssion1337]

http://whats this do?
ok really stop spamming and being generally stupid, that is used for posting links to websites



granted, but you get it for one day and then it's taken back. and you charged a gallon of blood for it.

I wish to drink blood.
you must be a little slow as the ability exists but ok you get AIDS

I wish for death

[Ken-Chan]

granted but it only comes after 1000 years

i wish for a shoe

[Luppi-tan]

Granted, but the soles are peeling off

I wish I was Cthulhu

[acutekat]

you are
no one wants to date tentacles


and you get tenctacle ites

i wish i had a donut

[Luppi-tan]

Granted, but it's been farted on by a really fat guy

I wish for world peace

[acutekat]

you get it but everyone hates eachother and fights family to family thus creating inner chaos but with extra peace

i wish for a new zune

[Luppi-tan]

Granted, but it doesn't work

I wish for infinite knowledge

[acutekat]

you brain a splode

i wish for the weekend to be here

[Luppi-tan]

Granted, but your boss calls you into work both days

I wish for summer break to be here.

[acutekat]

it comes only for one day then skip right to fall again

leaving you high and dry

i wish i was in colorado again

[Odessa]

granted, but you arrive just in time for the new out break of the plague to hit

I wish it was next year already.

[acutekat]

it is and but somehow it is last year

(figure that one out)

i wish i had no life already

[Odessa]

granted. you die.

I wish no one had to die until they were ready too.

[acutekat]

granted hitler gets 50 more years


i wish i had a better lap top

[Odessa]

granted, but it's from the future and can do amazing things, but its incompatible with current technology and can't go online.

I wish i wasn't hungry.

[acutekat]

poof you now cant eat


i wish that there was something better to watch on the internet

[Odessa]

granted, but now you'e blind and deaf.


I wish that wasn't so easy.

[acutekat]

you can no longer think thus making it impossible


i wish i wish upon a magic star
(i have no clue where this is going this is gonna be a long one ladies and gentlemen)

what do you mean a magic star there is no implied wish in there only in the direction to which it is stated


yes aparently the writer has been watching too much monty python

quite i dont get why they put up with him on this forum

they did ban him once

yes

too bad it didn't last

yah quite

...

so you want to go get a drink

...

sure you treat

why not




i wish i didn't have dimensia


no you don't

yes i do

oh shut up


you shut up


oh shut it both of you im trying to think

[Odessa]

ok.... well i can't say this is easy, can i?

Well, you no longer have dementia, but now you have multiple personality disorder. you are now transgender prostitute in her 30's, a divorced mother of two, a 3 year old boy who wets his pants, a 89 year old man who wants to kill himself, a teenage girl always having her period, a vietnam vet who thinks aliens are coming for him, and a man who believes himself to be George W. Bush.

if that's not corrupted, i don't know what is.

I wish i didn't have that mental image stuck in my mind

[acutekat]

that made my day it really did you have no clue how much that made me happy

(and webster rolls over in his grave)

i wish i could meet webster

[Odessa]

granted, but he's really you, having used time travel to disguise himself and hid in the past. when you meet him, the universe implod----



I wish for a hamburger.

[BopBopBop]

granted. but it explodes.


i wish to meet Robert Pattinson!

[acutekat]

he turns out to be ugly


i wish i could meet the wendy's guy

[Divine Dragoon]

Granted turns out that he's your son that time travels back in time and knocks up your grandmother making a incest time paradox loop.

I wish for a turkey sandwich on rie bread with all the trimmings... I don't want a zombie turkey, I don't want to turn into a turkey sandwich my self Just a turkey sandwich!!

[BopBopBop]

Granted. the turkey is dry.


i wish for a catgirl, who dont throw a hairball up on me. isnt ugly, but a cute catgirl with no bad habits or anything.

Corrupt that.

[Divine Dragoon]

You made me do this......

Granted but she's dead

I wish for a golden Eagle

[BopBopBop]

Granted but she's dead



NO!
NOT THE CATGIRL!

granted but its dead too.


i wish for an IMMORTAL catgirl, who dont throw a hairball up on me. isnt ugly, but a cute catgirl with no bad habits or anything.

there we go. corrupt that you mean mean person.

[Kuwabara]

granted...but she thinks your the scum of the earth and decides to make your life worse then hell

i wish i had something to do....

[BopBopBop]

Granted. ur now doing the Laundry.

ok this one is NOT going to be corrupted

i wish for an immortal catgirl, who doesnt think im the scum of the earth, who dont throw a hairball up on me. isnt ugly, but a cute catgirl with no bad habits or anything.

[Kuwabara]

granted...but as soon as she shows up.....YOU die and go to hell.....where u are constantly tormented by the realization that u had a catgirl but couldnt do anything to her :P

i wish for an uncorruptable wish

[BopBopBop]

granted. its so uncorrupted that its boring.


i wish for an immortal catgirl, who doesnt think im the scum of the earth, who dont throw a hairball up on me. isnt ugly, but a cute catgirl with no bad habits or anything.
And the very instant i get her i gain immortality.

[Tazuto]

granted. its so uncorrupted that its boring.


i wish for an immortal catgirl, who doesnt think im the scum of the earth, who dont throw a hairball up on me. isnt ugly, but a cute catgirl with no bad habits or anything.
And the very instant i get her i gain immortality.


granted but you become a paraplegic and cant move so you cant do anything to her

i wish for MOE

[Odessa]

granted, but you are then rended blind, deaf, and your spine is broken.


I wish i knew what moe was.

[Tazuto]

granted but you get so attached to it that you become 10 times more anti social then you are now....but your still popular <3

i wish for another 360 controller

[Odessa]

granted, but every x-box in 260 miles radius of you gets red ringed.

I wish I had a sexy guy in my room right now.

[amn3sys]

wish granted but he unfortunatly has aids :'(

i wish for a lolcats studio whit a free lolypop bucket

[acutekat]

you get and then die

i wish i didn't have any make up work to do

[Odessa]

wish granted but he unfortunatly has aids :'(

i wish for a lolcats studio whit a free lolypop bucket


he has aids? really? talk about a cheap shot. FYI, that wouldn't stop me. we have things called condoms these days.

Oh, and granted above poster, you don't have to d the make up work, but you fail the courses and are now going to repeat the year.


I wish i was deaf.

[Divine Dragoon]

FYI condoms are not 100% effective Just to let you know AID's can be transferred by a simple kiss as well Haha :D

granted your blind too

I wish for a brand new DAY!!!

[Odessa]

granted, you are not stuck in hell listening to the song 'brand new day" 24/7.


I wish for a pair of matching socks.

seriously, i'm packing to go to philly and can't find a pair of socks...

[Divine Dragoon]

Granted but it's under your bed but it needs to be washed

I wish for that puppy in the window

[Ken-Chan]

granted u get half now half later

i wish for the window the puppy is in

[Divine Dragoon]

Granted but you get the frame we kinda dropped the glass on the way to your house.

I wish for a trillion dollars in one bill!

[Ken-Chan]

granted but the bill is so big it crush's u

i wish for 1 dollar in a trillion bills

[Divine Dragoon]

Granted we say well get you the money but we never get around to it.

I wish for a roman charrette pulled buy 100 dushands!!

[Ken-Chan]

granted but it explodes :P

i wish for a corrupted wish

[Divine Dragoon]

granted but the corruption is far less than you expected it was a let down

I wish for a hamburger

[Ken-Chan]

granted the hamburger is urs when u can make it to the man

i wish for the moon

[XCV]

Granted, I blew it up and the fragments are now heading for your house.

I wish I had an angel.

[BopBopBop]

granted. fallen angel Lucifer. aka satan.


i wish for a banana-flavored normal banana.

[Jasonbobdude]

Granted, but it's poisoned and you die slowly and horribly. But at least you got a banana.

I wish I was George Foreman.

[daikaisho vanguard]

Granted, but Mike tyson is really hungry today.

I wish I could jump down from my terrace without getting hurt.

[acutekat]

you do but ten seconds later you get hit by a bus


i wish i had all the vinyl record i could possibly ask for

[PaperFreak]

All the vinyl records are broken into fragments, and unplayable.

I wish for another wish.

[acutekat]

you got it but it has stipulations (bad ones{involving lawyers[and eating puppies<or kittens>]})

i wish it would snow

[PaperFreak]

The snow is actually cocaine, and you get a wicked high, and you end up driving your car off of a cliff listening to Nirvana.

I wish for a cool emo-girl doll to put on my shelf.

[acutekat]

you do but the camel has aids

i wish the guy who died in led zeppelin was still alive

[PaperFreak]

He lives, but the band breaks up, and he ends up doing solo songs with boy george and paris hilton.

I wish I were blind.

[acutekat]

you are but you can see with your mind

i wish the red choir lived in my basement

[Jasonbobdude]

Well, umm... dammit, there's no way to screw that one up.

I wish I had a wagon full of pancakes.

[acutekat]

you got it they're expired

i wish i had an x-wing

[Doomimus]

Wish granted, but it turns out you're Biggs.

I wish for an all-expenses paid one-way ticket to San Francisco and a full-time job as animation director.

[XCV]

Granted, but you're cursed so that everything you animate will be directed by UWE BOLL!

I wish I was a Hunter from Left 4 Dead.

[daikaisho vanguard]

You are, but you can never rise above level 1

I wish I did not have a sore throat

[XCV]

Granted, you now have cancer. And AIDS.

I wish I could de-censor hentai with my mind.

[acutekat]

you can corrupting you beyond all human recoginition

plus your internet breaks


i wish i had all the good music in the world

[JinVicious]

You get the music but it's all on 8 Tracks.

I wish I had Some soda :(

[tapirs!?]

you have, but it is some super gross B-brand soda

I wish I had more time

[JinVicious]

You are given an hour glass with a time of 30 seconds. Enjoy ;)

I wish I had some Vodka =\

[tapirs!?]

(yay, 30 seconds =D)
you have, but you drank to much, now you're in a coma,

I wish people would listen to better music a little more :(

[daikaisho vanguard]

They now do, but they listen to bad music a lot more

I wish global warming was less hyped

[PaperFreak]

Done, but now Global warming is replaced with H1N1 fear.

I wish I were a bird.

[JinVicious]

You are now a Dodo Bird and thus are extinct...and dead.

I wish some Cash Money!

[PaperFreak]

All the money is counterfeit and you go to jail.

I wish for a freaky doll that will murder me in my sleep.

[Jasonbobdude]

You get hit by a bus and die while you're awake.

I wish I had a pet velociraptor.

[acutekat]

he's neutered

i wish i wish i was a dish

[CelticFoxx]

granted, you fall and break during a porno movie

i wish i had a Mujinsuto Kairaku Hime!

figure it out for your self.



(an enslaved princes of pleasure.)

[Charon]

Turns out to just be a balding fat one eyed man.

I wish for a green lightbulb

[CelticFoxx]

wish granted, your eyes now glow green, but you cant see.

i wish to die once more!

[PaperFreak]

You die, but are ressurected by a priest.

I wish I had a 1-up.

[daikaisho vanguard]

You get one
You think...

Due to your awful hand writing, you get a 7-up instead.

I wish I could reshape my body at anytime

[tapirs!?]

you can, but you're clumsy, so you lost some bodyparts

I wish there was a second season elfen lied :( (oh, yh, I really really wish that :()

[acutekat]

granted but you cannot watch it

i wish i had a pet rainbow

[FnkyWlkrDrtyTlkr]

*in best russian accent I can muster*

I crush puny dreams like bug underneath colossol boot of mother russia

[Kyle X]

What? Okay.

You have a pet rainbow.. coming out of and entering your nostrils. Whenever you try to brush it away from there, it goes and finds other orifices to enter/exit.

I wish I had the time to catch up on my schoolwork, which is weird, because I had all the time in the world last week.

[Tazuto]

granted but you fail on most of it

I wish amv hell mini 4 would come out

[tapirs!?]

it comes out, but this one ain't funny anymore.

I hope it is nice weather this afternoon

[daikaisho vanguard]

It is. In Kyrgyzstan

I wish I were a futa

[darkzi]

granted, but you at will be a background character

I wish I could defy gravity

[XCV]

Granted, but gravity will also defy you when you need it the most.

I wish I had a dragon as my loyal pet.

[daikaisho vanguard]

You have, but it's made of bronze

I wish I had a bowl of noodles right here, right now

[tapirs!?]

there is, but the noodles aren't ready jet, and will never be!

I wish I did better at work

[daikaisho vanguard]

You did, but you don't anymore.

I wish I had more money

[tapirs!?]

you have, but it's monopolly money,

I wish I have a Holiday

[daikaisho vanguard]

You have, but it will end in 23 minutes

I wish I could speak French

[Tazuto]

granted but everyone else speaks french in german(+5 points to who gets this)

i wish daikaisho would tell me the anime in his sig

[daikaisho vanguard]

That wish cannot be granted, as it has not been animated. (it's called "Yuria 100 Shiki")
(I do speak German, so I think I can live with that)

I wish the next chapters of it will be more funny and less awkward.

[darkzi]

granted, but you will be blind

I wish I knew all

[XCV]

Granted, and let me tell you, there will be things you'll wish you hadn't known.

I wish my acoustic guitar turned into an electric one overnight.

[Doomimus]

Granted, but Dave Mustaine pours a full can of beer all over it, electrocuting you and killing you dead.

I wish next Friday would come sooner.

[JinVicious]

It does but you sleep in the whole day and miss it.

I wish I had cookies!

[Jazean]

You do, but they're made crushed gravel and some tiny pieces of a copy of modern warfare 2 that was supposed to be given to you in the next few days.

I wish people would learn how to play the game which involves the zombies and the shooting and the lag, oh the massive lag.

[Jasonbobdude]

Granted, I know how to play but there is far too much massive lag for me to ever play online. -_-

I wish I knew what audio to make a good Gurren Lagann clip with.

[darkzi]

granted but someone beat you to it

I wish I didnt have to work today

[Tazuto]

granted, but you get fired

I wish got more sleep

[tapirs!?]

granted, you'll never wake up again.

I wish I had better speakers

[HalOfBorg]

Granted - but there is nothing to be played through them. Nothing.

I wish I hadn't lied to her.

[darkzi]

granted you are now her homo bestfriend
I wish all the decent girls were single

[Tazuto]

granted but they are now lesbians

(btw tapris i wouldnlt mind that to come true)
I wish i can finish this next clip soon

[darkzi]

granted but you have no net whenever you touch a computer

I wish I wasnt hungry

[Tazuto]

granted but now your bloated to the point of hating yourself

i wish to pass my ACT next month

[Oghma]

Granted, but you fail to pass any other test you have to take for the rest of your life.

I wish I had a Coconut. :)

[Tazuto]

thats low dude even for a game

granted but it falls on your head

i wish i could relive my teen years

[darkzi]

granted, but you will have no knowledge of what happens from your teens to present

I wish I was immortal

[Tazuto]

granted.........but you can never die, EVER, as thousands of years and loved ones pass on until you are the last person left on the future ruined earth

I wish i had help with studying for my ACT

[darkzi]

ehh I can live with that at the cost for immortality...

granted but now you will suffer from the flu and cannot take the ACT, roll dice again for new results

I wish this week would behave like it's suppose too

[Tazuto]

granted but the people dont

i wish i could sleep forever

[darkzi]

granted, the angry wrestler with the golf club should be at your door anytime now

I wish movies nowadays were actually good

[Tazuto]

granted but movies tomorrowdays will be terrible

I wish i knew how to make a fancy awesome intro for a amv hell video

[tapirs!?]

you know how to do it, but it's impossible for you to do it.

I wish I wouldn't be so bored right now

[XCV]

Granted, but you'll be stuck in a permanent nightmare.

I wish I knew what I wanted to wish for.

[daikaisho vanguard]

You wanted to wish for a cucumber to stuff into your ass:

I wish he would actually do it.

[tapirs!?]

he does, but you will never know it!

I wish I knew what Tazuto meant when he said:
"(btw tapris i wouldnlt mind that to come true)"

ofc it would be bad if there wasn't sound coming out of my speakers :S

[daikaisho vanguard]

You do know, but you have forgotten what it was that came true

I wish the day had 30 hours

[tapirs!?]

it has, but you only notice 24 hours of it,

I wish I didn't have to clean up my room right now :(

[daikaisho vanguard]

You don't, but tomorrow you must clean the entire house in stead

I wish I had a bigger box of raisins

[Tazuto]

granted but the werent dried up so they are grapes

i wish my brother didnt hog the 360 for HOURS ON END

[CelticFoxx]

Granted but now your parents are on it all the time and you need to support them!

i wish that left 4 dead 2s AIs and ai director were better.

[daikaisho vanguard]

They are ...at garden work and paper folding.

I wish Switzerland had not banned the construction of minaretes

[XCV]

They didn't. Instead, they wait until they're finished and then BURN THEM TO THE GROUND!!!

I wish I had some Thermite.

[Oghma]

Granted, and its burning through your floor

I wish it would snow.

[tapirs!?]

granted, but it only snows for one second, then it starts raining,

I wished the one I love loved me to :(

[XCV]

Granted, but she's a yandere, so the second you look at another girl she slits your throat.

I wish I could rock like in Master Exploder (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80DtQD5BQ_A)

[Luppi-tan]

Granted, but you're arrested for copyright infringement.

I wish that anime physics applied to the world instead of normal physics.

[CelticFoxx]

granted but everyone else is bound by them and your not.

i wish that sports never aired during my shows!

[XCV]

Granted, because all your shows are cancelled.

I wish that I could find good DS/PSP games (like Disgaea: Afternoon of Darkness or The World Ends With You) in stores in Romania.

[CelticFoxx]

granted but they go bankrupt and close during the night.

i wish i had a cupcake!

[tapirs!?]

granted, but you can't eat it.

I wish it would snow even more =D

[Luppi-tan]

Granted, but it snows so much that the power goes out, and you are literally trapped in your house by snow.

I wish Yuki Nagato was real.

[The-Ville]

Sure, but she has AIDS.

I wish that Wanko To Kurasou gets animated.

[Waave]

Granted, it's super awesome, but you will NEVER see it.

I wish there was a second Shaman King series.

[Luppi-tan]

Granted. But it sucks, like 90% of sequels do.

I wish I wasn't so bored.

[Waave]

Granted, you have something to do, but it is a single, monotonous task that you are doomed to do forever.

I wish I was Captain Falcon!

[Luppi-tan]

Granted, but you are doomed forever to be in last place.

I wish I knew the meaning of life.

[Macavoy]

Granted. When you find out you feel that you have nothing more to live for and starve to death.

I wish i had a Nintendo WII

[Drunken Gremlin]

Granted but you broke you hands using the Wiimote.

I wish that Washu lived in my closet.

[Macavoy]

Granted, but you'll never notice he's there.

I Wish i was 16 again

[abyssion1337]

you're now 16 seconds old forever

I wish this game didn't exist

[Macavoy]

Granted, for you the game does not exists, the rest of us will keep having fun.

I wish i had the strength of Gon

[Kyle X]

You have the strength of Gon, but also his skin. Sex is now murder, and your dandruff (if you get any at any time) is like sand.

I wish Lum would visit me.

[Macavoy]

Granted, but you are asleep and you miss it.

I wish I could afford more tattoos

[Kyle X]

Dang it! That's so likely. Alright, you can afford more tattoos, as in "You have more money", but then the standard shtick applies where some legal agency comes looking for the money it lost and arrests you. You go to jail and spend the next 16 years trying to figure out how your fingerprints came to be at a bank in New Jersey before you are shanked with a toothbrush and turned into someone's gloves. How's that for Suck?

I wish my jumbo pistachios were bigger.

[Luppi-tan]

Granted. Now they're so big that you can't eat them.

I wish that modern commercials didn't suck so much.

[Macavoy]

Granted, Modern commercials are now very fun. but you no longer have eyes

I wish i had a new pair of snowboard boots

[Luppi-tan]

Granted. But the snowboard that they go with is broken.

I wish Vampires were real.

[abyssion1337]

Granted but they all act they way they're written in the Twilight series (and if you think that's a good thing lobotomize yourself now to save me time later)

I wish I had more hard drive space

[alucard151]

granted but now you hard drives are infected with a rabbit virus that will multiply till you computer fails.

I wish i had enough time to watch every anime ever created and finish all of my games.

[Tazuto]

granted but now you are over 70 years old

i wish i knew what to get a special someone for a (late) christmas present

[alucard151]

now you know what to get them. but they leave you right before you give the the gift.

i wish for MORE CORN!!

[Doomimus]

Behold! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUm7DEC_lls

I wish I were less absent-minded.

[Tazuto]

granted but now you are too focused
(btw she isnt my gf, yet)
i wish Hellsing ultimate didnt take so logn to release another episode(hellsing ultimate episode 7 is out btw)

[alucard151]

granted, the next episodes will be out much sooner. but now you are blind.

i wish there was more Serial Experiments Lain.

[tapirs!?]

Granted, but the new one sucks

I wish I had some ice cream xD

[EvilBloodGnome]

Sure. But its astronaut ice cream, so it tastes like freeze-dried monkey blood. That and its in one of those containers made to frustrate you to no end. That and its something else unpleasant.

I wish that my bones were made of candy. Quality stuff, too.

[Luppi-tan]

Granted, but due to the fact that muscles have a fair amount of moisture inside them, the candy all melts and your body is floppy and useless.

I wish people could think of more clever corruptions on others' wishes.

[Tazuto]

granted but now theyre all better then yours

i wish my new years resolution came true

[Luppi-tan]

Granted, but you have to work for it.

I wish I had a candy bar

[alucard151]

granted, but it expired 3 years ago, and you found it in the trash.

i wish anime wasn't so expencive

[Kyle X]

Fine. It's all really cheap now. And I mean cheap. It's so bad that it makes Dora the Explorer look like The Phantom of the Opera.

I wish I had a good version of The Phantom of the Opera on DVD.

[Luppi-tan]

Granted. But your DVD player just broke.

I wish that Black Lagoon wasn't so chock full of gratuitous violence.

[Jasonbobdude]

Granted, but the plot has been reduced to "everyone pets cats and comments on how wonderful rainbows are."

I wish that my family would finally get around to replacing the sucky graphics card on our computer.

[alucard151]

granted but now your computer gets repoed because you couldn't afford it.

i wish i didn't have to have room inspections.

[XCV]

Granted, now you get house raids.

I wish I had an HEV suit.

[Luppi-tan]

Granted. But there's a huge hole in it.

I wish Stacy's mom didn't actually have it going on.

[Jasonbobdude]

Granted... but now you have a date with her tonight and she's transformed into Wilford Brimley. Good luck, you'll need it.

I wish for all the children of the world to join together in song.

[Luppi-tan]

Granted, but it's a song that has the brown note in it.

I wish the Harry Potter series ended on a HarryxLuna note instead of a HarryxGinny note.

[Jasonbobdude]

Granted. Here you go: http://www.fanfiction.net/book/Harry_Potter/

I wish that more fanfiction could be as entertaining as the Pong x Twilight crossover I read once.

[Luppi-tan]

Granted. Now none of them are entertaining.

I wish you had actually corrupted my last wish.

[Jasonbobdude]

Before I have a chance to think of anything, you are eaten by a tigger.

I wish I had a crude MS paint image of that happening.

[Luppi-tan]

Granted. But it comes to life, and eats you, too.

I wish Twilight gone from existence.

[amn3sys]

granted, but twilight becomes part of real-life.
i wish for my own personal raptor jesus.

[Luppi-tan]

Granted. But he eats you to cleanse you of your sins.

I wish I was the greatest genius in the world.

[amn3sys]

granted, but you became mad and we had to put you down :'(

I wish i become the best fps player ever

[tapirs!?]

granted, you are, but thou circumstances you can't play

I wish I knew who

[amn3sys]

granted, but you get amnesia and there for forget every thing.

I wish for a super sweet youtube video :)

[Luppi-tan]

Granted. But your computer gives you the Blue Screen of Death before you can watch it.

Two words. IchigoxSenna.

[Jasonbobdude]

Granted, ichigo (http://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E3%82%A4%E3%83%81%E3%82%B4) x senna (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Senna_(genus)). LOL, plants.

I wish I knew how that relationship is possible.

[Oghma]

Granted, but it costs you what remains of your sanity.

I wish I could Motivate myself to do something worth while

[Jasonbobdude]

Granted, the motivation works and now this is you:
http://www.jonathanboettcher.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/117935751059jpg.jpg

I wish that the back of my hand would stop demanding that I feed it human lungs. Why'd you have to take away my sanity? :(

[Luppi-tan]

Granted. Now it demands that you feed it human brains.

I wish I had more drive to make something of myself.

[whyilovetehanime]

I wish i could have a time Machine and travel to: 1969,1974,1985,2002,2007,2008... and i could go back to 2010 Anytime and select the days etc,etc.

[alucard151]

granted. but now u no longer exist in any timeplane, so you can not affect any events that go on, u can only watch. This is partly because u never corrupted the previous wish in the series... you should not have broken the rules.

I wish anime was an alternate reality that i could visit at will.

[Wolfballad]

I wish anime was an alternate reality that i could visit at will.
-
Wish granted. The anime world is full of nothing nothing but badly drawn Yaoi.

I wish i had a Army of cute nekogirls

[XCV]

Granted, but North Korea hears about it and considers it a threat, so they deploy their entire nuclear arsenal on you and your army. And so does Russia.

I wish I had a (de-beaked) pet Poison Headcrab to scare my friends ****less.

[Luppi-tan]

Granted. It scratches you to death instead of pecking you.

I wish I wasn't bored.

[tapirs!?]

granted, you have to do stupid work now,

I wish I pass my exams without doing anything for it n_n

[Noznin]

Granted, you pass your exams, but fail the rest of the school year.
I wish the zombie apocalypse would happen all ready.

[Jasonbobdude]

Granted. Turns out everything you've ever learned about zombie survival is all a lie, and you're one of those victims that dies in the first ten minutes so that the real main characters can see you die and drama is added to the story.

I wish that Noznin's signature would stop staring at me...

[Noznin]

Granted, now it just stares through you instead.
I wish everyone had random superpowers.

[Kyle X]

Fine, but if two people use similar powers within 3 meters of each other at the same time, their heads explode. Rules, man.

I wish I had an angel for one moment of lucidity.

[Noznin]

Granted, you have an angel named steve, and you cant see, touch, or listen to him. He just constantly spams lemon party, goatse, and two girls one cup into your brain.
I wish gas didnt cost so much.

[Macavoy]

Granted! but you lost your license and have to walk.

I wish people who uploaded Dubbed anime would tag them as Dubed so i know what not to download.

[Luppi-tan]

Granted. Now you can only download dubbed anime

I wish our generation would stop getting dumber.

[Tazuto]

granted but the next is twice as smart

i wish i knew how to work this PS2 emulator to play FF X-2

[Jasonbobdude]

Granted, with the knowledge of how to play great JRPGs also comes the knowledge of the exact date and time of your death. (Hint: It's at 3:47 PM on a date that rhymes with "monorrow")

I wish I had a pox in a box.

[Noznin]

Granted, but the pox happens to be small pox, and the box happens to be your morning cereal box.
I wish they would hurry up and make a real light saber so we could see the star wars kid cut off his arms and legs.

[Luppi-tan]

Granted, but they choose you as the Star Wars kid to have his legs and arms cut off.

I wish magic was real, and I was a wizard.

[XCV]

Granted, but you can't find any good tanks willing to join your party, so you die as soon as something stronger than a small cat as much as looks at you funny.

I wish real life was just like Garry's Mod.

[alucard151]

granted. but now u live in a server and it lags all the time.

i wish i had a computer in my brain, and it was immune to viruses and all other malicious code.

[Noznin]

Granted, you now have a commodore 64 in your brain, and no way to plug it in.
I wish there was more jobs in the US, being unemployed sucks

[amn3sys]

granted every person in the us gets fired but they get replaced by robots..

i wish i had a 27 inch imac!

[Mencor]

Granted, it's fried.

I wish to have a decent income from a legit jobb i like.

[Luppi-tan]

Granted. Now your best friend is out of a job.

I wish you really couldn't touch this.

[Mencor]

Granted, you become incorporeal. You are now totaly incapable of touching anything or be touched by anything. You will never again feel anything physical. You can be seen though, and feel emotions.
I wish all anime/manga characters be made to exist in our reality with real versions of there bodies and no change of there minds.

[Noznin]

Granted, they all speak japanese, live in japan, and will have nothing to do with you.
I wish i had one of the early copies of mass effect 2

[acutekat]

granted

its pirated though

seriously you can get it right now i have the torrent link but i don't want to get banned plus im gonna buy the game anyways (cause i like the game devolpers enough)

i wish i could see my future

[Noznin]

granted, but you have to give one of your eyes, and you can only see your death, and you cant change it.
I wish anime series didnt have so much filler.

and i know i can get the pirated copy, but i prefer to play on my 360, and ive got a collectors edition coming to me prolly tomorrow night if i play my cards right. Im just pissed that some people got it first.

[Tazuto]

granted but now everything is straight to the point thus killing random moments forever

i wish one of my clips got into the intro pics at the start of a amv hell mini episode

[Luppi-tan]

Granted. But it's because all the others are even worse.

I wish I was thinner.

[Tazuto]

granted you now have worms

i wish i had the money to buy manga regularly

[XCV]

Granted, but every time you go to the bookstore you forget your wallet at home.

I wish I could get my lazy arse to google a pic so I could re-join the picture game after such a long absence.

[daikaisho vanguard]

You can, it's your intellect that does not suffice.

I wish I had any googling skills