[Kira2521]

Granted, it is now filled with men in there 40's who complain everytime you shoot them on Halo. And they wont stop throwing grenades but according to them they don't and everyone else is a noob for doing that. (I have a friend like that, except for the 40's bit)

I wish I had a bacon & cheese sandwich

[Backmask]

Granted, but a random black man throws it on the ground for no reason.

I wish I were dead.

[Chillpalazzo]

Granted but after a long and very good plot twist you are brought back to life and are no longer able to die, unless you decide you want to live.

I wish I could write manga

[Kajimura]

granted, but you cant draw it

i wish i could draw manga

[animemental1]

Granted, but you can't think of a story to draw. I wish The Melancholy of Ayumu Kasuga existed.

[Kira2521]

Granted, each episode is just half an hour of Ayumu standing and looking depressed with the occasional sigh

I wish i could sell my idea for a Gundam series to Sunrise, I call it Gundam Blade

[Kajimura]

granted but they screw you over and take all the credit for it

i wish the Maid Latte Caffe was real

[sakurafan1994]

Granted, but the maids that are working there turn out to be transvestites.

I wish Usui would be my boyfriend(hes hot) :p

[animemental1]

Granted, but he gets run over by a car & dies the next day.

I wish for my AMV Minis clip to be accepted.

[darkzi]

granted but the download/watch links would be broken

I wish reality was more creative

[jinzo64]

granted but or no longer creative as yours in evenly shared out wit hthe rest of the worlds population

i wish there was a azumanga ova

[Kajimura]

granted but it sucks more than the actual anime did

i wish good animes actually got more credit than they do

[Chillpalazzo]

granted but bad animes get even more credit

I wish the dragon ball z live action movie didnt suck

[jinzo64]

it was dragonball
granted but it was never made instead

i wish for rapied cell regeneration

[sakurafan1994]

Granted, but since you can regenerate so fast it causes mutations

I wish I was out of high school

[Fishfreeek]

granted they realised you fail so much you're going back to primary school
I wish pigs could fly

[animemental1]

Granted, but then everything goes out of whack.

I wish to have a big viewing party with all you guys for AMV Hell 5.

[sakurafan1994]

Granted, but the people at the party completely destroy your house.

I wish could be a Shikabane Hime.

[XxFabiGBxX]

granted, but u only are a bad cosplayer...

I wish to know EVERYTHING!!

[sakurafan1994]

Granted, but your head explodes

I wish I had time on my WoW account.(damnit I hate playing my bf's account)

[jinzo64]

granted but your bf has no time on his acount and steals yours.

i wish i had a pikachu

[Kajimura]

granted, but he rapes you, and takes all your moneyz

i wish i was an ashikabi to a sekirei

[XxFabiGBxX]

granted, but u dont have sekireis...

I wish to find an anime themed MMORPG....

[Backmask]

Granted, but the MMORPG turns your computer into a robot that sodomizes you in your sleep.

I wish for a penny.

[sakurafan1994]

Granted, but it turns out to be counterfeited and you get arrested.

oh BTW there is an anime theme MMORPG its called Mabinogi, its pretty fun.

I wish for ummm world peace!

[Backmask]

Granted, but your wish is misinterpretated, thus causing the world to be blown into three million pieces.

I wish for a bottomless jar filled with bottomless jars.

[Chillpalazzo]

Granted but you fall into the first jar and then the next and so on for all eternity

I wish bleach didn't have filler

[Backmask]

Granted, but Bleach would still be terrible.

I wish I could talk backwards.

[XxFabiGBxX]

granted, but a group of morons traduce you with subliminal messages, and the catholics thinks that u are a demon and then Picasso choose you to make a paint about the Devil, and ryu appears and he throw a hadouken and then Kyo kusagani burns you with his flames, and Mario Bros appears and he suck a mushroom and transform into super mario and SQUASH YOU and your history ends like an Squashed goomba. but then appears God and forgives you and he bring you back to the life but Light Yagami also think that u are a demon and kills you with the death note...

I wish to make a more interesting history

[Fishfreeek]

granted but everyone who sees it will be like "tl;dr"
I wish pokemon were real

[Kira2521]

Granted, they're all magikarp

I wish i had a doughnut

[sakurafan1994]

granted, but its old and stale.

I wish my parents would stop being torturous and take me to walmart already!(sorry im really pissed)

[jinzo64]

granted but they leave you there forever with no cash

i wish i was president of the world

[Adept_Rogue]

Granted, but everyone left the world long ago because it's about to explode.

I wish they would bring back Undergrads.

[jinzo64]

granted but there all realy boring

i wish i was a genius

[Chillpalazzo]

Granted but you invent a bomb that kills everybody

I wish I had more free time

[jinzo64]

granted but you never sleep again

i wish for a pet penguin

[Nnylad]

Granted, but you soon realize that taking care of a penguin requires more effort that you were first lead to believe causing you to abandon it in a dumpster behind a Kentucky fried chicken soon after you are thus arrested for animal cruelty and win your case on a technicality, however your friends, neighbors and colleagues begin to shun you for your actions causing you to slowly become an insane psychopath who later dies after picking a fight with a very scary hobo.

I wish for a Ninja Butler

[Chillpalazzo]

Granted but he's an evil ninja butler that kills you. Also he gives poor service as a butler

I wish more people watched the same old school shows I do.

[jinzo64]

granted but no knows anything about new shows

i wish i had more self confidence

[Fortissimo]

Granted, but you get too much confidence and develop a God Complex, eventually leading to you trying to take over the world. That never goes well, just ask Alexander the Great and Napoleon.

I wish I could be as cool as Commander Adam Malkovich.

[jinzo64]

granted but he kills you for being as cool as him

i wish i could transform into the incredable hulk

[Chillpalazzo]

Granted but it only happens when you are horny. That sounds good at first but people will be able to tell when you are horny at all times.


Granted, but you get too much confidence and develop a God Complex, eventually leading to you trying to take over the world. That never goes well, just ask Alexander the Great and Napoleon.
And light yagami

I wish my mustache would grow out and be awesome.

[jinzo64]

granted but it never stops growing and becomes to awesome for you to control.

i wish i was a super pirate

[XxFabiGBxX]

granted, but u cant swim....

I wish that MvC 3 includes Captain Commando...

[darkzi]

granted but only on the japanese version

I wish something would happen epic in life like an anime life

[sakurafan1994]

Granted, a meteor hit the earth and we all die.

I wish I could get some sleep.

[jinzo64]

granted but you never wake up again

i wish i could think of some decent team names for the lazer zone team i'm on

[zanemalindeal]

Granted, but lazer zone closes before you can use them

I wish I were an anime character

[jinzo64]

granted but ended but being a mix of ulquiora,sasuke and itachi

i wish i controlled the sun

[Kira2521]

Granted, it gained psychic powers and now controls you

I wish i had a Persona

[Nnylad]

Granted but you mistake your evoker for a real gun and consequentiality shoot yourself in the head

I wish the worlds most beautiful Asian woman was my faithful wife

[Kira2521]

Granted, you realise she previously had a sex change operation

I wish i was japaneese

[Evileel]

Granted. Youre the emperor of Japan. Unfortunately its the end of WW2, Japan is hopelessly losing, it was already nuked twice, all of your allies have already capitulated, thus your people insist you to perform harakiri to attenuate shame for your country's defeat.

I wish I was a citizen of some small unknown country.

[Kira2521]

Granted, you're a citizen of my new Country which doesn't have a name. Each citizen sticks to a strict daily agenda:

9:00am: wake up and shower
10:00am - 3:00pm: worship me
3:00pm-4:00pm: Tuna Sandwich
4:00pm-12:00am: worship me
12:00am: sleep

i wish i had a can of pepsi right now

[animemental1]

Granted, but it's been warmed by the sun.

I wish for powers stronger than Mikuru Beam, Starlight Breaker, Falcon Punch, the space-time shattering burst spinning punch used in episode 22 of Gurren Lagann, & Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick...combined all together.

[zanemalindeal]

Granted, but since you're not Chuck Norris your body explodes before you can use the attack even once.


I wish i was the Emperor of Britania

[Adept_Rogue]

Granted, but every few weeks some asshole under a number allias (Zero, Eleven, etc) tries to overthrow you and you can't even enjoy ruling a nation

I wish Dragon Age 2 is going to be an EPIC game!

[zanemalindeal]

granted but you've been permanently ban from every even watching it get played

I wish i could pilot an Eva

[Backmask]

Granted, but it's eats you.

I wish turtles would stop yelling at me.

[zanemalindeal]

granted, but now its Guy Sensei's turn.

I wish i had a zampaktu

[sakurafan1994]

Granted, but it doesnt like you so you cant learn any of its abilities.

I wish all stupid people would die.(including myself)

[zanemalindeal]

granted but all the retards lived and kept on with the chuck Norris jokes

I wish i couldn't die

[Tazuto]

granted but eventually youll end up drifting into space all alone

i wish that my previous wish was granted and corrupted in a different way that matches a way that is un-grant or un-corruptable.

[zanemalindeal]

granted but all the children born after ended up frozen in their test tubes.

I wish i was as smart as the brain from Pinky and the brain

[Chillpalazzo]

Granted but an idiot like pinky always follow you around

I wish FLCL had another season

[zanemalindeal]

(lol. oops simulposting)
Granted, but this time it was serious instead of goofy

I wish i could buy anything i wanted

[Kajimura]

I wish i had a zampaktu

its Zanpakuto. any back to the game

Granted but you always have to leave what you bought in the store

i wish i was a part of the Black Lagoon trading company crew

[zanemalindeal]

granted, but you're what gets traded

I wish i was as awesome as chuck norris

[Kajimura]

Granted, but your not as skilled

i wish i was a Sekirei to a (hot girl) Ashikabi

[zanemalindeal]

Granted, but an asteroid falls out of the sky and kills you both

I wish i was the internet

[Kajimura]

granted, but a huge ass virus destroys you and they make a new awezom 1

i wish i was a cronos number (from black cat)

[BladeGraffiti]

granted, but you are eventually killed off as the plot progresses.

I wish for infallible intellect

[zanemalindeal]

Granted but you lose the ability to speak.

Wish i could have 20 monitors running at once

[BladeGraffiti]

Granted, but they eventually explode

I wish for the ability of invisibility which is activated whenever i want, as long as i want.

[jinzo64]

granted but you can't turn it of

i wish i didn't have to go to work so i could carry on typing on this forum

[BladeGraffiti]

granted but you get your hours cut heavily

i wish for angel wings

[Kira2521]

Granted, they're made of paper mache

I wish I was satan

[animemental1]

Granted, but you get beat up by the angels from Dokuro-chan.

I wish for...CORN! (& hentai soda to go along with it)

[jinzo64]

granted but they've both been used for weird things.

i wish for konata's autograph

[animemental1]

Granted, but it's been forged by some homeless guy.

I wish for an Osaka plushie where I touch her hand & she says something funny in english with her japanese voice. And to make sure I don't get bored with her, I want her to say something different every time.

[jinzo64]

don't you have a wish

[animemental1]

Fix'd.

[jinzo64]

i noticed

granted but everything is said backwards

i wish for a model of soifon

[animemental1]

Granted, but it gets run over by a truck.

I wish Odessa would come back to this site.

[jinzo64]

granted but only stays for a day

i wish i was king of england

[Kajimura]

granted, but your the queen instead

i wish i was Jon 117 Master Chief

[jinzo64]

granted but your wish i read wrong and now your a master chef

i wish i was exactly 5 foot tall and female

[sakurafan1994]

Granted, but due to some miscalculations i made you 4 feet tall and still male.
(you dont want to be 5ft anyway...im stuck at 4'11 and hate it)

I wish I had to never go back to school ever again

[Backmask]

Granted, but you don't go to public school ever again. You must attend private school.

I wish for a poem.

[BladeGraffiti]

Granted but it is written in a lost language no longer decipherable to humans.

I wish for a microwave that could materialize any type of food known to man.

[jinzo64]

(you dont want to be 5ft anyway...im stuck at 4'11 and hate it)
but at exactly 5 foot i'd be a whole inch taller and add being female i'd be cute to wins all round i say

back to the wish

granted but it's never cooked on the outside and always burn't on the inside

i wish i could be friends with brock obama

[Kira2521]

Granted, but he catches you

I wish I was a Gundam pilot

[zanemalindeal]

Granted, but your gundam is destroyed in every episode and is named Kenny.

I wish i were a real vampire (translation. I DON'T SPARKLE!!! **** edward cullen. I take his vampire and man card)

[Kira2521]

Granted, you are locked in a room with no blood to drink

I wish the Twilight movies didn't exist and no one even thought about the idea

[animemental1]

Granted, but The Host still exists & everyone starts obsessing over that.

I wish for...MORE CORN! *laughs manically*

[Kira2521]

Granted, you drown in a bottomless pit of infinite corn

I wish for...MORE PORN! *laughs maniaclly*

[jinzo64]

granted but it's all animal porn

i wish to be hercule satan

[Kira2521]

Granted.........i actually can't make that any worse than it is

I wish nothing bad ever happened

[animemental1]

Granted, I travel back in time & burn the Tree of Knowledge, therefore removing everything that technology has given us.

I wish for Mio Akiyama.

[Kajimura]

http://kinyoubi.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/mio_akiyama_-_s.jpg
here, but i got the real 1 first :)

i wish i had to defeat my girlfriends seven evil ex-boyfriends

[jinzo64]

granted but they beat the hell out of you

i wish i was james bond

[animemental1]

Granted, but one of your weapons malfunctions & blows up in your face.

I wish that I had a copier machine that brings a person on a piece of paper to life so I can have my own Mio.

[jinzo64]

granted but you draw a terminator and it kills you

i wish i was a wise and mystical monk

[animemental1]

Granted, but you have isolated yourself from the internet & society like all monks do. The result: you've never seen or heard of Lucky Star in your life.

I wish for Azusa & Yui.

[sakurafan1994]

Granted, but not the way you wanted them.

http://www.wolfhurricane.com/images/misc/yui-azusa.jpg

I wish Kaichou Wa Maid-sama episodes came out every day.

[animemental1]

Still a cool pic.

Granted, but they're filler.

I wish for tickets & a trip to Anime Weekend Atlanta to see AMV Hell 5 before all of you.

[sakurafan1994]

Granted, but the tickets are fake...

I wish I could teleport anywhere I wanted

[Thanatos606]

Granted, but the only place you ever want to go to is the bathroom.

I wish that my god-d*mned Gameinformer magazines would show up on time...

[animemental1]

DAMMIT! WHO GRANTED ME FAKE TICKETS?!

Granted, but your subscription expires before you can get the next issue.

I wish that my little brother wasn't such an asshole.

[sakurafan1994]

Granted, but now hes a wuss.

I wish i could figure out how to make my avatar move(its a gif)

[animemental1]

Granted, but thanks to your short attention span, you forget seconds after you found out how.

I wish for the band Hokago Teatime.

[jinzo64]

granted but it turns out to be a tribute band

i wish for the power of love

[animemental1]

Granted, but you can only use it on men.

I wish for a job.

[Kajimura]

granted, you r now a horse **** scraper

I wish Aizen hadnt turned into such a douche and the hougyoku's bitch

[SquintyMccheese]

granted, but the show will now feature the fresh prince of bel air.


I wish for a candybar.

[Kajimura]

granted, but its brown and its not a candy bar (if you get what im saying)

i wish i was a death weapon meister at DWMA academy

[animemental1]

Granted, you're an exploding pie.

I wish that my parents would remove the password from the house computer.

[Kajimura]

granted but than you hit the delete key and your comp explodes like in live free or die hard

i what you had granted had made sense

[jinzo64]

granted but now you can only understand nonsense

i wish for a nasty evil old ugly fat digusting pig hag of women a with warts bad skin,moles deformed feat,arms,hands,face, non symetrical boobs,the most rank v ever greasy hair, hairy arms and legs like a cactus and breath like a sewer as my new girl friend oh and she has to thick as 10 feet of concrete.

[animemental1]

Granted, but she drinks a potion & tuns into the exact opposite of what she looks like.

I wish for a Magnum. Not to kill, just to look at.

[jinzo64]

kindsa what i was aiming for:D
granted but it melts

i wish for nothing

[animemental1]

Granted, but then people start giving you things until you drown in all of it.

I wish for my computer to speed up. I'm downloading something, but it's taking longer than usual.

[sakurafan1994]

Granted, but it downloads to fast so you're missing half the files.

I wish I had a job

[Backmask]

Granted, but it's prostitution.

I wish I could have my cake and eat it to.

[jinzo64]

granted but you get fat and die of a stroke

i wish i was always ill and on deaths door

[Backmask]

Granted, but when you die a man with necrophilia finds your body. What happens next is self explanitory.

I wish for a box filled with oxygen.

[sakurafan1994]

Granted, but President Skroob stole it.

I wish I had a VW Bug.

[animemental1]

Granted, it's a disease-ridden spider from the lost country Volkswagen.

I wish for a picture involving a crossover between K-On & Haruhi.

[sakurafan1994]

granted, but not all main characters are in the picture.(actually i found a really good one, I'll post it later)

http://rubenerd.com/uploads/anime.yui.haruhi.jpg

I wish I could play the guitar

[animemental1]

Granted, but you can only learn bass.

I wish Megavideo had a working mobile page.

[Kajimura]

granted but it has porn and your parents find you on that page and smash your computer with a sledge hammer


i wish for a nasty evil old ugly fat digusting pig hag of women a with warts bad skin,moles deformed feat,arms,hands,face, non symetrical boobs,the most rank v ever greasy hair, hairy arms and legs like a cactus and breath like a sewer as my new girl friend oh and she has to thick as 10 feet of concrete.

i wish for this

[Kira2521]

Granted

I wish for an Anime game that's like fallout 3 or oblivion

[jinzo64]

granted but you become addictive and never do anything else ever again

i wish for star dust

[Kira2521]

How is that a bad thing?

Granted, but it soon attracts people from 4chan

I wish for life

[jinzo64]

granted but you spend it watching anime and eating mikado

i wish for an otaku girlfriend

[Kira2521]

Granted, she like One Peice and Sailor Moon

I wish to go to an Anime Convention

[ThePsychoGamer]

Granted, but it's not very fun
I wish I had 10 dollars

[Kira2521]

Granted, they're made of gum

I wish I had a monkey

[jinzo64]

granted but it's a wind up monkey with a little drum

i wish for biscuits

[Kira2521]

Granted, they're made of apple cores and out of date bread crumbs

I wish for nachos

[Fishfreeek]

granted but they expired 2 years ago
I wish my cat could talk

[Kira2521]

Granted, he thinks you're a fag

I wish my cat would shut up

[Fishfreeek]

granted, it dies
I wish I could finish my work 33% faster and get better results than my boss

[Kira2521]

Granted, he gets jealous and demotes you to toilet cleaners assistant

I wish I was my own boss

[animemental1]

Granted, but your business goes bankrupt.

Now I wish for a K-On/Azumanga crossover.

[Kira2521]

Granted, it sucks

I wish for a Gundam/Zone of the Enders crossover game

[Fishfreeek]

granted but the company goes bankrupt before it is distributed
I wish to control time

[animemental1]

Granted, but you can only travel 1 week into the past & future & you can only stay there for a minute.

I wish for pussycatgirls.

[jinzo64]

granted but there just female cats

i wish for an invisable flying tiger shark

[animemental1]

Granted, but it swims/flies back to its family in the Indian Ocean.

I wish for Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough flavored ice cream.

[jinzo64]

granted but it come in a egg cup

i wish for a doomsday weapon

[animemental1]

Granted, but it fails to work.

I wish for a drill spear filled with Spiral Power.

[jinzo64]

granted but it's to powerful for you to control

i wish for infinite power

[animemental1]

Granted, but that power consumes your soul & takes over your body.

I wish that my family's phone plan had unlimited internet.

[jinzo64]

granted but you never leave your computer and die of starvation in your own filth

i wish i had perception of everything

[Kajimura]

Granted wow you suck, your supposed to corrupt it

granted, but the world and universe is so vast that your mind assplodes

i wish Kira2521 wasnt so mean

[animemental1]

Granted, now Evileel's the bitch of the forums.

I wish my family didn't oppose to me creating AMVs & clips for AMV Hell/Minis.

[Kajimura]

granted but in exchange you can only make 1 OMG F**KING awesome one a year

i wish i had all the abilities that Sephiroth has as well as his sword and his hair and clothes

[animemental1]

Granted, but then FFX, FFX-2, & FFXIII fans start calling you a faggot.

I wish that the next AMV Minis Episode has a clip involving Dead Leaves again.

[Kajimura]

Granted, but then FFX, FFX-2, & FFXIII fans start calling you a faggot.

no matter ill just chop em' in half with my masamune: back to wishing

granted but its a special mini that only members can watch and you get banned before you can watch it

i wish to learn sonido (vasto lordes flash step)

[animemental1]

Granted, but it automatically replaces your ability to walk, so now you have to dance if you want to get somewhere on foot.

I wish for a Heritage Cherry Sunburst Gibson Les Paul & a Dakota Red Fender Mustang. I'll give a cookie to anyone who can guess why I want them.

P.S. 250th post. Awesome.

[Kajimura]

Granted, but it automatically replaces your ability to walk, so now you have to dance if you want to get somewhere on foot.

I wish for a Heritage Cherry Sunburst Gibson Les Paul & a Dakota Red Fender Mustang. I'll give a cookie to anyone who can guess why I want them.

ill just learn how to moonwalk perfectly :) and you want the guitars because of K-On! right? granted but i steal them

i had eagle vision from Assassins Creed

[animemental1]

Granted, but then you go blind a week later.

I wish I could kill you & take my guitars back.

[Kajimura]

granted but i come back as the most BadAss mofo out there and steal your girlfriend and 1 of the guitars, you can keep the other 1 though

i wish i had a pair of modified Beretta 92FS's ill give you a cookie if you can tell me who uses those

[sakurafan1994]

same guns Revy uses?

Granted but I thought they were too bad*** for you and ninja'd them

I wish I lived in japan

[Fishfreeek]

granted but noone in japan likes you and you cant speak japanese
I wish I could respawn in real life

[animemental1]

Granted, but you lose a body part every time you respawn.

I wish for an MP40.

[Kajimura]

same guns Revy uses?

good job


I wish for an MP40.

granted but i steel it and trade with sakurafan to get my Beretta 92FS's back

i wish fma volumes would come out each month

[sakurafan1994]

Granted but the translations are messed up.

(YAY i win a cookie right?)

I wish I could change my hair color according to my mood

[Kajimura]

granted but to have that power you must give up the cookie

i wish i wasnt a pervert lol (jk)

[animemental1]

Granted, you are now racist.

I wish I could watch Dead Leaves on the computer in peace.

[jinzo64]

granted but its the only thing on your computer

i wish i had my own animated movie

[Kajimura]

granted you now have your own (copy of an) animated movie

i wish i wasnt racist

[animemental1]

Granted, you're a pervert. Ah, see what I did there?

I wish I could make a good joke every once in a while. (My jokes suck.)

[Kajimura]

aha ha haaaaa yeah i see what you did there, id wrather be a pervert than a racist though

granted, but mine will always be better, not really but still

i wish i was Train Hearnet's (Black Cat) apprentice

[jinzo64]

granted but he refuses to teach you anything at all

i wish i was the supreme kai

[Artistchan]

granted but your stuck in the z- sword

i wish i could fall into a jusenkyo spring (ranma 1/2)

[jinzo64]

granted but it's dried out

i wish for a family with a wife and 4 chirldren all girls

[Artistchan]

granted, but they beg for money and clothes until you are filled with debt, divorced and living on the streets.

i wish i had a boyfriend

[jinzo64]

granted but he sleeps around behind your back and spends your anime/manga money on drugs and drink

i wish i knew more about artistchan

[Artistchan]

granted but the more you know about me, the less you know about yourself
(that one was hard to answer :P)

i wish i had wings

[jinzo64]

granted but there to small for you to fly with.

i wish to have infinate money

[Kajimura]

granted but i misread and thought you said inflate and so now you have money balloons

i wish i could find out more about artistchan without losing myself

[jinzo64]

granted but you end up with no money or personal posetions

i wish for lots of balloons

[animemental1]

Granted, they're attached to the roof of your house & you start flying away.

I wish I could make a good clip that will be accepted (I have 9 ideas for clips, 5 of them are Azumanga Daioh clips).

[Kira2521]

Granted, they all get accepted and make up an entire AMV MINIS episode, but everyone else is jealous and now hates you

I wish for chocolate

[Artistchan]

granted, but all chocolate you eat will now taste like your least favourite food

i wish i could stop time

[Kira2521]

Granted, you can't restart it

I wish i had a Tardis

[Artistchan]

granted but it never lands

i wish i had an unlimited amount of money

[Kira2521]

Granted, it's in your bank account but you forgot your password

I wish my lecturer in college would stop showing us pictures of Haruhi Suzumiya (This is really happening right now)

[animemental1]

Granted, but I don't know what that is so I just grant you a cookie.

I wish my dad wouldn't force me to watch crappy movies with the family.

[Kira2521]

Granted, you now have to watch porn with your grandmother

I wish my dad didn't look like Shrek

[Artistchan]

granted he now looks like an oompa lumpa

i wish my sis wasn't a chav

[Kira2521]

Granted, she's now goth

I wish my 21 year old brother would stop watching Thomas the Tank Engine

[Artistchan]

granted, he now watches the night garden

i wish for some cocacola

[Kira2521]

Granted, just like in Little Nicky it becomes Moose Piss

I wish I wasn't addicted to Pepsi

[Artistchan]

granted you are now addicted to lemonade

i wish i had a pet falcon

[Kira2521]

Granted, it hates you and won't stop Falcon Kicking you

i wish I was Big Jaws

[Artistchan]

granted but you have no teeth

i wish my grandma wasn't boring

[Kira2521]

Granted, now she won't shut up

i wish i had my own house and there was nothing bad about it or my life

[animemental1]

Granted, then you meet a girl named Dokuro-chan.

I wish my phone would get good reception.

[Kira2521]

granted, but it's still a bitch when you phone customer services

I wish i had a better computer

[animemental1]

Granted, but it has the same virus that causes the Red Ring of Death in 360's.

I wish I could fix my statement earlier. (The "I don't know what that is" wish was meant for the tertis-thing.)

[ThePsychoGamer]

Granted, but to do so you have to travel back in time and stop yourself from making that statement, But touching you past self cause the meeting of your temporal wavelength effectively canceling out your very existence, this also leads to a time paradox where in witch a separate time line splits from ours. unfortunately these two time lines get mixed up and cancel each other out negating all of existence.
(also if your referring to a Tadis, there are probably a lot of a lot of thing he could mean, but currently the most popular one is the name of a time machine in the hit BBC sci-fi series Doctor Who)


I wish I got some sleep last night

[Artistchan]

granted, but now you won't have sleep for the whole week

i wish i could go back in time 20 mins ago and stop my sister from turning on the power of my newly bought (second hand off ebay) nintendo snes console without the game in, thus blowing the 1.5a pico fuse which i can't fix right now because i don't know where to buy a new fuse and i don't have the special screwdriver needed. (had to let off some steam there)

[ThePsychoGamer]

Granted, but when you push her, your past self get's defensive and pushes you away, causing your temporal wavelength to cancel itself out erasing you from existence. With out the guidance of her sibling, she starts to go astray, developing drug addictions that get so bad she starts selling her body for drugs. Through a freak accident a client ends up impregnating her. after about a month, the guy tries to get her to have an abortion. but when she refuses.... well lets just say it's really not pretty.


I wish I had 100 dollars

[animemental1]

Granted, you get 10,000 pennies.

I wish I hadn't caused a time paradox.

[ThePsychoGamer]

Granted, but you still negate your own existence. But do to do to residue time particles your parent believe they once had a child, but can't remember anything about there child, this drives them insane, eventually they start wanting revenge on an enemy who got rid of themselves. not knowing who to blame your parents blame every one. they decide the only option is to kill every one. they would go on to cause the biggest stream of serial killings in history before being gunned down buy the police

I wish I could think of what to wish for

[Artistchan]

granted but it will be an easy to corrupt wish

i wish i was more popular on deviant art

[Leef]

granted, but then people hate you because you are better than them.
.
I wish I knew everything.

[animemental1]

Granted, but you are killed for knowing too much.

I wish I could submit my clips to AMV Hell 5 even though it's 4 days from now.

[zanemalindeal]

Granted, but they all end up like that pokemon one.

I wish i could live forever

[BladeGraffiti]

granted but you are completely paralyzed for the rest of eternity

I wish for an enchanted suit of armor

[jinzo64]

granted but it controls all your actions and you can't take it off

i wish i had a girl friend

[zanemalindeal]

granted but she's a bitch and puts you on a leash

I wish i owned the planet

[BladeGraffiti]

granted but it later is destroyed by the explosion of a nearby star.

I wish for a gunblade

[Kajimura]

granted but you steel it from lighting and she kills you and takes it back

i wish i could F**K konata so i can rub it in jinzos face

[jinzo64]

granted but i prefer tsukasa or maybe kagemi so
http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii247/jinzo64-1/anime/haruhierm.jpg?t=1284441349

i wish for a huge house

[BladeGraffiti]

granted but it falls on top of you and your shoes get stolen by this chick called dorothy
I wish for the power of flight

[zanemalindeal]

@Kaji granted, but Jinzo transforms into a gundam and kicks your ass

@Jinzo granted, but it gets instantly destroyed

I wish i had the world's most powerful computer

[jinzo64]

no not my ruby slippers

granted you can fly 1 inch of the ground

i wish for chalk

[BladeGraffiti]

granted but the chalk has a mind of it's own and draws p*nis's all over your face every morning.

i wish for indomitable speed

[Kajimura]

granted but you cant stop fast enough and you run through a spike that severs your spine

i wish i had payd more attention to who jinzo liked more so he couldnt have not cared

[jinzo64]

granted but i'm awkward so i'd say i liked some else anyway

i wish i had confidence to ask the women in the local book shop out

[zanemalindeal]

Granted, but the first one you do shoves an N2 mine down your throat and detonates it

I wish i could fly

[animemental1]

Granted, but you fly into a building & paralyze yourself.

I wish for the technology to make my own AMV Hell spin-off series.

[zanemalindeal]

granted but it immediately breaks and no one will sell you what you need to fix it

I wish for a nuke

[animemental1]

Granted, it lands on your house.

I wish for the item I need to fix my technology.

[zanemalindeal]

Granted, but you forget it on the roof of your car when you drive off and it breaks

I wish for a nuke proof house

[jinzo64]

granted but it's hit by a ton of napalm instead

i wish for expansion jutsu

[zanemalindeal]

granted, but after you use it you can't shrink back to normal size

I wish i could achieve Sayin 5

[jinzo64]

granted your complety nude covered in pink and yellow fur and your hair is 5 foot long

i wish i was shenron fused with parunga

[Fishfreeek]

granted but it is to much for you to handle so you explode

i wish for pie

[Chillpalazzo]

Granted but they are killing pies like in this music video :http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNF08htoH00&ob=av3e

I wish to not be an otaku

[animemental1]

Granted, you're a member of 4chan.

I wish for the anime that's in my head to become a real anime.

[Fishfreeek]

granted but it never airs cause there is alwase something better to put on
i wish for a keyboard without missing keys

[Tazuto]

granted but all the keys are mixed up and impossible to fix

i wish my brother wasnt such a poseing bastard ass piece of trash

[Fishfreeek]

granted, he is nao your sister
I wish for some sort of mind power

[Chillpalazzo]

Granted but all you can do is see the gayest thoughts people have.
I wish to be as awesome as batman

[animemental1]

Granted, you are now Deadpool.

I wish for a "corrupted wish-proof" laptop.

[zanemalindeal]

granted, but even it can't stand up to your constant visits to 4chan and AMVhell.com

I wish i had my own motorcycle

[fosterblade]

Granted but you only have one tire so you have to constantly do wheelies,

I wish for the rain to stop

[zanemalindeal]

Granted, but to replace the rain are asteroids centralized on your house

I wish i could pilot an Eva

[Fishfreeek]

granted but they dont exist...
I wish i had a dishwasher

[Artistchan]

granted but it constantly leaks water on your floor, leading to rot.

i wish i wasn't overly nervous and worried about doing things.

[Kira2521]

Granted, you arn't nervous about anything but soon do something that kills you

i wish gundam unicorn would come out more than just twice a year

[animemental1]

Granted, it goes by so fast, you missed the whole series.

I wish that zanemalindeal would stop saying that I go on 4chan.

[Fishfreeek]

granted, he says you dont go on 4chan but he is lying cause you do
I wish the cake wasnt a lie

[animemental1]

Granted, behold...THE CAKE IS NOW CORN!

I wish I could watch anime on YouTube without worrying about copyright takedowns.

[Fishfreeek]

granted but youtube gets taken down all together because it breaches copyright
I wish i was rich

[zanemalindeal]

Granted but you get hit by a Mac Truck an never spend any of it

I wish i was 7 foot tall

[animemental1]

Granted, but you're forced to a lifetime of bumping your head into things.

I wish to make a prize-winning AMV.

[XxFabiGBxX]

granted, u won a false gold medal...

i wish move move shake shake!!

[jinzo64]

granted but you couldn't stop and you fall apart

i wish to be immune to all illnesses and infection

[animemental1]

Granted, but you die from AIDS before I grant it.

I wish for a webcam.

[XxFabiGBxX]

granted, it makes u ugly when u use it...

I wish an XBOX 360 SLIM!!

[Leef]

Granted, but it breaks because xbox's always break.
I wish for a time machine

[zanemalindeal]

granted but it doesn't preserve your age and takes you 1000 years into the future where you're dead.

I wish i had uber awesome transportation.

[Kira2521]

Granted, you end up in the sun by accident one day

I wish i had a gun held to my head

[jinzo64]

granted but nothing happens your just there with a gun held to your head.

i wish to forget ever seeing 2 girls 1 cup

[amn3sys]

granted but now ur blind

i wish for and uber awesome quote

[jinzo64]

granted but you but you've seen it before quote it's over 9000.

i wish for the power transformer in to any female anime chartacter.

[amn3sys]

granted but you but you've seen it before quote it's over 9000.

i wish for the power transformer in to any female anime chartacter.

Granted but it makes u look like a shemale o.o

i wish for a parrot :)

[jinzo64]

granted but all you do is ask for crackers


i wish i was konata

[zanemalindeal]

Granted, but you get tired to a chair and forced to watch 2 girls 1 cup for all eternity on loop

I wish For the most awesome bladed weapon in history

[XxFabiGBxX]

Granted, but it breaks because xbox's always break.
I wish for a time machine

noo, the XBOX 360 SLIM doesnt break!!

[XxFabiGBxX]

Granted, but you get tired to a chair and forced to watch 2 girls 1 cup for all eternity on loop

I wish For the most awesome bladed weapon in history

granted, on a MMORPG

I wish SUPER STREET FIGHTER IV!!

[zanemalindeal]

Granted, but it won't play on any console on the planet

I wish i could have any woman i want.

[XxFabiGBxX]

granted, they are only images on your PC

i wish an 8-bit world...

[Leef]

Granted, but we all die because we cant breathe
I wish I had my own theme song

[SquintyMccheese]

Granted, your theme song's now Dr. Hook-Baby Makes Her Blue Jeans Talk.



I wish for a toy car.

[Kajimura]

granted but it grows up nd turns into a wercar eats u b4 u can shuv a silver potato in its tailpipe (futurama ftw)

i wish this babe wud stop suffocating me with these gourgous tities (i cant enjoy them if im dead)

[Kajimura]

granted but it grows up nd turns into a wercar eats u b4 u can shuv a silver potato in its tailpipe (futurama ftw)

i wish this babe wud stop suffocating me with these gourgous tities (i cant enjoy them if im dead)

[jinzo64]

omg double post

granted the tities shrink from z cups to a cups

i wish to never have to sleep or feel tired

[sakurafan1994]

i wish to never have to sleep or feel tired

Granted, but you sleep and never wake up(ha get it? you said you wished you never had to sleep, but that doesnt mean you still cant anyway :p)

I wish I lived in california

[jinzo64]

that made no sense to me at all.

granted but it over run with ninjas in orange jump suits shouting believe it

i wish for the end of time to happen

[Kuni Linguist]

it made sense

granted then in another universe we are all put back into ours, except now you are carrot top

I wish to have a yoshi with a jetpack

[jinzo64]

Granted, but you sleep and never wake up(ha get it? you said you wished you never had to sleep, but that doesnt mean you still cant anyway :p)
oh i get it now i'm properly awake:sweatdrop:

back to the the wish
granted but yoshi flies off after an icecream truck.

i wish i was a mad scientist

[Kuni Linguist]

granted but your experiment goes horridly astray and you end up looking like a single giant tentacle who is obsessed with 80's rock music

I wish I could make anyone happy

[Kajimura]

omg double post

sry, idk how that happend but it was the same thing so its not like i was granting my own

[Shuiia]

I wish I could make anyone happy

Granted but you can only accomplish it by singing Waterloo by ABBA in 3 languages. Fluently and without fault.

I wish I could have nano-augmentations

[jinzo64]

granted but there so tiny you lose them.

i wish i was a cross between konata and haruhi suzumiya.

[sakurafan1994]

Granted but you're absolutely ordinary

I wish I had more sticky notes :3

[jinzo64]

granted but you decided to cover your self in them and fall through the floor due to the weight.

i wish i was beyond the perseption of god

[EvilOnna]

Granted but now your life has no meaning.

I wish my fat cat wasn't so fat.

[jinzo64]

granted you no longer have a cat

i wish to live in giant womens bra

[EvilOnna]

Granted but now you can no longer breath.

I wish for the perfect day.

[jinzo64]

granted but it turns out to be the perfect day for birds to have diarrea.

i wish to be rescued by female link
http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/female_link.jpg

[EvilOnna]

Granted but she has no interest in you.

I wish this garlic would chop itself.

[jinzo64]

granted it chops itself out of excistence

i wish i was not a really atractive,sexy,amzingly fit fair skined, log haired female link

[sakurafan1994]

Granted but the knife gets confused and starts chopping off your fingers.

I wish for there to be no more school EVER

[EvilOnna]

Granted but now you can't read or write.

I wish dinner was done.

[jinzo64]

granted but it taste awful like liver paste and sprouts

i wish i was not a really atractive,sexy,amzingly fit fair skined, log haired female link with amazing brown eyes

[EvilOnna]

Granted but you are now Ganondorf.

I wish my shoe laces tied themselves.

[jinzo64]

granted but they tie to tightly and cut your feet of.

i wish to be link or ganondorf and not a really attractive,sexy,amzingly fit fair skined, log haired prinncess zelda with amazing brown eyes

[EvilOnna]

Granted but now your a like like.

I wish the stupid dog hadn't eaten my garlic bread.

[jinzo64]

neither link or ganondorf are like likes.
to corrupt my wish you should have turned me in to a really attractive,sexy,amzingly fit fair skined, log haired prinncess zelda with amazing brown eyes as that what i didn't want to be.

i wish to be rukia mixed with orihime

[sakurafan1994]

Granted but he puked it up on your bed

I wish I could eat every sweet in existance

[sakurafan1994]

neither link or ganondorf are like likes.
to corrupt my wish you should have turned me in to a really attractive,sexy,amzingly fit fair skined, log haired prinncess zelda with amazing brown eyes as that what i didn't want to be.

i wish to be rukia mixed with orihime

Forgot to corrupt her wish