[Fishfreeek]

(oh noez im eating fellow brothers)
granted but you cant understand any of them
I wish it was raining

[Scorchedenigma]

granted, its raining rocks.

i wish my wish will backfire horribly =)

[TheDmon]

granted u run in the rain and its raining sharp needles

i wish that my dog would die or run away

[thedarkmessenger]

granted, but he doesn't die until after he's killed you.

I wish my cat would stop sleeping so much.

[Scorchedenigma]

im confused. what happened to my wish T_T

[thedarkmessenger]

he took too long to type? anyways...

granted, your wish backfires and kills everyone you love.

I wish my cat would stop sleeping so much.

[Fishfreeek]

granted, it never sleeps again and dies from lack of sleep
I wish for a ten pound note that would respawn in my pocket every 10 minutes

[Chewi105]

granted but now your pants have ripped. in public >:3

i wish Half Life 2, episode 3 would come out

[darkzi]

granted but not in your country

I wish my games would not crash at times

[Issitheus]

granted. now they never work.

i wish for pie.

[SleeplessPanda]

granted. now they never work.

i wish for pie.

Granted. Enjoy your eel pie. :D

I wish my hair was perfect so I didn't have to buy conditioner anymore.

[TheDmon]

granted it becomes so perfect that it all falls off

i wish for an evil twin

[SleeplessPanda]

granted it becomes so perfect that it all falls off

i wish for an evil twin

. . Really? You don't see what could go wrong with this one . . ? *Sigh.* Fine . .

Granted. Your evil twin promptly murders you and takes over your life. No one ever finds out what happened to you, and once your evil twin dies you'll be remembered as one of the most vile sick twisted human beings to ever walk the Earth.

I wish everything I touched turned to GOLD! :D

[Scorchedenigma]

granted, you can never touch yourself again xD

i wish i could get more kitty's ears in disgaea 2-_-

[Issitheus]

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