[sarcastic_smirk]

granted, but now you weigh 3.4 metric tons


i wish i wish i was a fish

[jinzo64]

I wish I could eat every sweet in existance

granted your mouth falls of due to tooth decay

i wish to be rukia mixed with orihime

p.s i'm actually a starman waiting it the sky

[jinzo64]

granted, but now you weigh 3.4 metric tons


i wish i wish i was a fish

granted yuor caught and eaten

still wish to be rukia mixed with orihime

[Kajimura]

granted, u get rukias boobs nd orihimes blond like stupidness in the begining of the show

i wish i was a death weapon miester

[Kajimura]

granted, u get rukias boobs nd orihimes blond like stupidness in the begining of the show

i wish i was a death weapon miester

[XxFabiGBxX]

granted, i dont know what is that cuz i havent seen soul eater, so i dont know what to put xP...anyways, will occur something bad.

i wish wishes

[jinzo64]

granted but there all realy bad i mean realy bad.

i wish to be a tree

[Shuiia]

Granted but you get chopped up to make Sailor Moon manga's

I wish I could see Sigur R?s performing

[Kuni Linguist]

granted, but you cant hear anything and you die half way through the preformance

I wish i could shoot seaguls from my fingertips

[sarcastic_smirk]

granted, but they crap all over you.


i wish my internet worked for more than 5 minutes

[XxFabiGBxX]

granted, only once

i wish something...

[Kuni Linguist]

granted, but that something was that you become a pickle and a fat guy eats you

i wish i could eat peoples dreams

[XxFabiGBxX]

granted, they taste like ****!

i wish i can use telekinesis

[Kuni Linguist]

(i like the taste of ****, yum! unless you meant it just tastes bad) granted but it causes your brain to anurism and you die

I wish i was a cup of tea

[jinzo64]

granted but you can only use it on marshmellows

i wish to be the greatest human of all time

[Kuni Linguist]

i wanted to be the tea itself...
granted but you are born away from all others, and your mother dies during delivery and you are never acknowledged and die as a baby

I wish to be mr jones from the song mr jones by counting crows

[jinzo64]

granted but your slowly pecked to death by crows.

i wish to be a supermodel

[Kuni Linguist]

granted bt its for fat chick clothes and you never get a gig again

i wish to live long and prosper

[jinzo64]

granted but out live all your friend and every hates you because your stupidly wealthy.

i wish to be cross between rangiku and retsu

[Kuni Linguist]

granted but then you return to being you after 15 seconds, just before you get to see yourself in the mirror

I wish i could eat 12 dozen hard boiled eggs

[jinzo64]

granted but you turn in to a chicken

is wish to be ****bear

[Kuni Linguist]

granted but then you realize your just a stuffed toy version and can never diddle kids

I wish upon a star that christianity was dispersed cuz they realize they are fake

[Fishfreeek]

granted but they all become muslims
i wish my ds could talk

[Kuni Linguist]

granted but it laughs at you and says get a psp

i wish i was purple

[Fishfreeek]

granted but any clothes you put on melt
i wish my ds would shut up

[jinzo64]

granted but you can't open it again to play games on it

i wish i could see god

[Leef]

granted but you get blinded by the light

I wish I could go to 4chan without my computer crashing.

[jinzo64]

granted but 4chan is realy boring so regret ever going there.

i wish i was a merekat

[Fishfreeek]

granted but you get hit by a car when you try to cross the road
i wish i wasnt hungry

[jinzo64]

granted but you eat to much and pop

i wish to be a lamb chop

[Fishfreeek]

granted but noone lieks you and you go rotten
i wish my arm was in immence pain

[jinzo64]

granted but you chew it of because of the pain

i wish i had three boobs

[Kuni Linguist]

granted but then guys keep giving you motor boats

i wish AMV hell 5 was released

[jinzo64]

granted but it now your impationantly waiting for amv hell 6

i wish i was cup of hot chocolate

[Fishfreeek]

granted but turns out its warm liquid ****
i wish for more wishes

[jinzo64]

granted but only get 1

i wish to be me

[Kuni Linguist]

granted but your not who you thought you were
I wish i could read minds

[Fishfreeek]

granted but you cant turn it of
i wish pokemon were real

[Kuni Linguist]

granted but your now a magikarp and cant evolve

I wish i was a donkey

[Fishfreeek]

granted but you're an ass (im sad...)
i wish for cookies

[jinzo64]

granted but theres only 2

i wish for cake

[Kuni Linguist]

granted but the cake is a lie

i wish for apeture science

[Fishfreeek]

granted but it kills you
i wish for catgirls

[Kuni Linguist]

granted but they are female cats

i wish to have you talk dirty to me

[jinzo64]

granted but you find annoying coz i does it better than you.

i wish for peas on earth

[XxFabiGBxX]

(i like the taste of ****, yum! unless you meant it just tastes bad) granted but it causes your brain to anurism and you die

OH REALLY?? its tasty??

[Kuni Linguist]

granted but now the earth is covered in peas and all life dies, and its a way to not be affected by anything, enjoy everything. if everything is good, then everything isnt bad.

i wish to be goldenboy

[XxFabiGBxX]

granted, u arent the anime char, u are a statue made of gold.

i wish fly!!

[Kuni Linguist]

granted, but fly in another language now means to die and thats what happens

i wish to be Kintaro Oe

[jinzo64]

granted but i make you random and very generic

i wish to have the best super power ever

[languish]

Granted, you now have the ability to fly, you are invincible, have super strength and can shoot laser beams from your eyes among other thing... however you must wear a blue suit with a big "S" on the front. You promtly get sued for all you are worth and put in a super jail that can hold you.

I wish for Jello.

[jinzo64]

granted but you only get a contact lens full of it

i wish cake wasn't a lie

[languish]

Granted, but you dont get any.

I wish for someone to a wish for me.

[jinzo64]

granted but you end up in the home of ****bear

i wish to be a robot

[XxFabiGBxX]

granted, u are only programmed tu grab things

i wish to be Bass!! (form megaman ??)

[languish]

Granted, but you only get to make cameo appearances in other games, and never get a lead roll.

I wish to have the crappiest super power ever.

[Kuni Linguist]

granted but even that is taken from you when the gov kills you for an obtopsy

i wish to be 2 people

[Fishfreeek]

granted, i cut you in half
I wish i wasnt so bored

[Kira2521]

Granted, you got so excited about nothing that your head explodes

I wish i had a geass

[Fishfreeek]

granted but it's a compleatly new and useless one that lets you see the contence of a fridge without opening it
I wish for some moist crackers

[Kuni Linguist]

granted you get wet white guys

i wish for a 3 headed lama

[Kira2521]

granted but it's a compleatly new and useless one that lets you see the contence of a fridge without opening it


That actually wouldn't be bad, if i had that i wouldn't have to waste my time going to the fridge and finding nothing i want.

Granted, all the heads hate you

I wish i had a toothbrush

[thedarkmessenger]

granted. You can have mine :D

I wish, I wish for a fish.

[Kuni Linguist]

granted, you get a dead goldfish

I wish i has cheeseburger

[SquintyMccheese]

Granted, but you died of a stroke shortly after.



I wish for a corrupted wish....

[Kuni Linguist]

granted your wish is that you are now a vegitable

I wish to have more ram

[jinzo64]

granted but your arrested for keeping live stock in your bedroom.

i wish for gang of ninja penguins

[thedarkmessenger]

granted, but they kill you.

I wish for a pet dragon that won't kill/eat/run away from me.

[jinzo64]

granted but it flies away

i wish to be a giant

[thedarkmessenger]

granted, you become so giant that you are now bigger than the Earth. Too bad you can't breathe without the atmosphere.

I wish to be a dragon :D

[jinzo64]

granted but your killed by a firebender

i wish to be mewtwo

[thedarkmessenger]

granted, but Mew somehow kills you Dx

I wish for a wish.

[jinzo64]

granted but it turns out bad.

i wish for cake that isn't a lie

[thedarkmessenger]

granted, but now YOU are the lie!

I wish jinzo wasn't a lie anymore.

[jinzo64]

granted i am no longer a lie

i wish thedarkmessanger was on my friends list

[thedarkmessenger]

granted, but then I delete you >8D

I wish I didn't delete jinzo :o

[Fishfreeek]

granted but you still remove them soon after
i wish for mince pies

[thedarkmessenger]

granted, but the pies are all one year past their expiration dates.

I wish for cookies.

[Fishfreeek]

granted but same reason as yours XP
i wish for free games

[thedarkmessenger]

granted. You can have all the free copies of E.T for the Atari you want :D

I wish for freshly baked cookies.

[jinzo64]

granted but you burn your lips cause there still hot

i wish to be famous

[Fishfreeek]

you already are, on this forum...
i wish for a new phone

[jinzo64]

awsome i'm famous on this website.
granted but its an antique but its new to you.

i wish to be normal

[Fishfreeek]

granted but nao noone likes you
i wish i was payed moar at work

[languish]

Granted, but its in Trident layers.

i wish for a lie.

[jinzo64]

granted but the lie becomes the truth

i wish for a wasp in my car to keep me a wake while driving

[Fishfreeek]

granted but its a bee
i wish i could count to F

[jinzo64]

granted but you can't use any letters after F

i wish to go sky diving with a dolphin

[Fishfreeek]

granted but it bites a chunk out of you leg on the way down
i wish i was a sea otter

[languish]

Granted, but you are nowhere near any water.

I wish for AMV Hell 5 to be released.

[jinzo64]

granted but it's only 5 minutes long.

i wish for nice tasting envolopes

[languish]

Granted, but its not a taste you like

I wish i was a monster.

[jinzo64]

granted but a monster from power rangers

i wish i was an alien

[languish]

Granted, but the Predator shows up to kill you.

i wish for weapons.

[jinzo64]

granted but you blow yourself up

i wish for an inflatable girlfriend

[languish]

Granted, but she pops.

I wish for a sexbot.

[jinzo64]

granted but it dumps you for the toaster

i wish for a lesbian toaster

[XxFabiGBxX]

granted, its a gay toaster.

i wish i could make ice!!

[jinzo64]

granted but you melts straight away.

i wish to be able to make hydrogen

[azmodean]

granted, no corruption necessary since you can do that already. (see how to make hydrogen (http://http://periodictable.com/Stories/001.1/index.html))

I wish anime didn't have crappy recap episodes (totally awesome ones like Nadesico's Gekiganger are acceptable)

P.S. hi everybody, been lurking while waiting for AMV Hell 5 :P

[Thanatos606]

Granted. Now every single recap episode is awesome, but they'll never be dubbed or subbed.

I wish I could play Higurashi Daybreak without my pc crashing.

[kumorijinsoku]

Granted, but the game data is corrupt.

I wish for Azu-nyan to be my waifu.

[Thanatos606]

Granted, but you get divorced before the honeymoon and she takes half of your stuff.

I wish for a less depressing ending to the Neon Genesis series.

[kumorijinsoku]

Granted, but instead of a big blue ball, it's a big RED ball (episode 26).

I wish Rei Ayanami had a soul.

[Stevie]

we can't give you one, Rei turned everyone into jam

I wish my roommate in my dorm would get over his cold (his coughing's keeping me up).

[Thanatos606]

Granted, but now he has bird-flu, swine-flu, and explosive diarrea

I wish for more non-stereotypical black anime characters

[jinzo64]

granted heres your stereo-typical indian

i wish for four girl friends (zangya,soifon,hinata and tsubaki)

[Thanatos606]

Granted, but they instantly become lesbians after spending an hour with you.

I wish for a wish that was uncorruptable

[jinzo64]

granted but it stolen of you by god

i wish for cake that is a lie

[Thanatos606]

Granted, *Hands you an empty cake box, enjoy. ^^

I wish that I had remembered to do my homework earlier. (Seriously, I just remembered it.)

[jinzo64]

granted but you rushed it and got an F.

i wish for pancakes

[Thanatos606]

Granted, but there is no syrup left on Earth.

I wish for more episodes of Lucky Star

[zanemalindeal]

Granted, but they're in a format only asians can download

I wish For my old car back.

[Kira2521]

Granted, it's already been crushed though

I wish for a ferrari

[acabacadabolis]

Granted, but it is too small for you to ride in

I wish for unlimited space on my computer

[nekokage]

Granted, but there is no longer porn on the internet.

I wish I could perform kage bunshin no jutsu.

[Kira2521]

Granted, all your clones are either fat or gay

I wish i had a sharingan

[jinzo64]

granted but yuor eyes fall out.

i wish to be tsubaki

[Kajimura]

granted but you loose all of your abilities except for Masamune (i let you keep the awesome one)

i wish i was Greed the Homunculus

[jinzo64]

granted but your soul is transmuted on to saucepan.

i wish to be a man in a blackhole with a torch looking for a light switch

[thedarkmessenger]

granted, but you never find the light switch >8D

I wish for moar candy!

[Thanatos606]

Granted, but there's a bit of glass in each piece.

I wish Dead Rising 2 would come out sooner.

[Chillpalazzo]

Granted but when you go to the mall to buy it everyone is a zombie. You die because you did not have the training provided by the game.

I wish I had a good singing voice

[Azure_Xeq]

Granted but its in too high of a pitch for humans to hear.

I wish I was a senior member, and that Abyss would "bust my balls" so I could be a "true" member. (Reference from another thread)

[Backmask]

We should make Abyss corrupt this wish.

[jinzo64]

yes we should but i'm not going to.

granted you are now a senior member of society your 89 and your balls have been busted wide open by abyss for taking to long paying for yuor shopping.

i wish to be ghost nappa

[languish]

Granted, however you cant haunt vegita anymore.

I wish for robots.

[jinzo64]

granted but they kill you

i wish for cheese cake

[thedarkmessenger]

granted, but it's moldy

I wish for hell 5 to come out nao D:

[Kuni Linguist]

granted but it came out of the closet and is gay now... you happy?

I wish I was you

[jinzo64]

granted but you become insane.

i wish i was myself

[Kuni Linguist]

granted but you are not the you you thought you were

[zanemalindeal]

Granted but you become something horible? ( i took the no wish as a wish to be nothing)

I wish to be in Basquatch

[Kuni Linguist]

granted but due to i have no idea what that is you are put onto a ben afleck comedy special

I wish to be a god

[zanemalindeal]

Granted, but Cratos (sp) finds and Kills you

I wish to be Haruhi's BF

[thedarkmessenger]

granted, but she dumps you as soon as she finds out :P

I wish for a pie!

[Kuni Linguist]

granted but its pooberry pie

I wish for cheesecake

[thedarkmessenger]

granted, but the cheese is moldy.

I wish to be Touka's husband.

[Kuni Linguist]

granted ut you are touka banana a mexican japanse womans husband and you are poor and deported to mexico

I wish for cheetos

[zanemalindeal]

Granted, but they explode in your face

I wish for Mike's hard lemonade

[brad22498]

Granted! *Mike proceeds to have a long drunken pee in your cup*

I wish to be God

[thedarkmessenger]

granted, but then the devil takes over.

I wish to be the devil after the take-over >8D

[Kuni Linguist]

granted but in a universe that has only polly shore

i wish for sex with you

[thedarkmessenger]

wish denied! Dx

[Kuni Linguist]

wish denied! Dx

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! is it cuz im black?

[thedarkmessenger]

It's cause I'm a dude O_o

anyway...I wish I were female Dx

[brad22498]

Granted, you are now a female chinchilla.

I wish I had something better to do

[thedarkmessenger]

You do, but don't realize it

I wish for a fish

[Kuni Linguist]

granted now you have sex with me

I wish I could never have gay sex with a guy, and still have sex with girls, any girls not just ugly or fat ones

[Kuni Linguist]

granted but its pooberry pie

I wish for cheesecake

I just wanna note that this post wqas post 1337 aswell

[brad22498]

Granted, but enjoy your chlamydia!

I wish for an Iphone

[thedarkmessenger]

granted, but it's broken :P

I wish to be Touka's eternal partner :3

[zanemalindeal]

Granted, but your invisible arms kill him in his sleep

I wish for faster Hell 5 Download speeds

[Kuni Linguist]

granted but for me

I wish amv hell would last forever

[zanemalindeal]

granted, but its the real hell not AMVHell

I wish i never had to leave my computer

[thedarkmessenger]

granted, welcome to heaven :P

I wish I were in heaven D:

[jinzo64]

granted but it's realy boring.

i wish i was in hell

[sakurafan1994]

Granted, but if froze over

I wish I had a new graphics card for my pc

[thedarkmessenger]

granted, but it keeps glitching up and you can't figure out why.

I wish for more RAM for my older pc.

[Kuni Linguist]

granted but its new ram and doesnt work

I wish I had a new computer and every game from steam already paid off and installed and played great

[jinzo64]

granted but you don't have a moniter.

i wish i could see in the dark

[XxFabiGBxX]

granted, but u cant see in the light

i wish to rock

[zanemalindeal]

Granted, but you get hit in the face with one before you can preform

I wish for Halo Reach

[XelaisPWN]

Granted, but the disc has a circle scratch.

I wish for an AMV Hell 6.

[zanemalindeal]

Granted but you die in a car crash before it comes out

I wish for the girl that got away

[Fishfreeek]

granted but she gets away again
I wish for sleep

[XelaisPWN]

Granted, but it only lasts for ten minutes.

I wish for a DVD copy of The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya.

[Backmask]

Granted, but it's a blank DVD with the words "The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya" written on it.

I wish I could eat a bowl of nails for breakfast...without any milk.

[zanemalindeal]

Granted, but in place of milk its Acid and burns holes in your entire body

I wish to get Every Achievement in Every game i own.

[XxFabiGBxX]

granted, but ur HHD was burned cuz that...

i wish that capcom makes CvS 3 !!

[SleeplessPanda]

granted, but ur HHD was burned cuz that...

i wish that capcom makes CvS 3 !!

Granted, but you die in a car accident a day before its release.

I wish I had a pet monkey. :D

[jinzo64]

granted but it looks at the full moon and grows to be 50 foot tall and steps on you

i wish for the end of the world

[zanemalindeal]

Granted, but you don't die and must float through space alone forever

I wish my body didn't need sleep

[jinzo64]

granted but your brain dies due to lack of sleep

i wish for the power of greyskull

[zanemalindeal]

granted, but you explode because it's too much for you to handle

I wish for my own piece of land

[TheDmon]

granted, but its in the burning pits of hell.

i wish for a piece of cake

[zanemalindeal]

Granted, but the cake is a lie

I wish for PEPSI

[TheDmon]

granted its diet and flat

i wish for the new hellsing ova to be out

[jinzo64]

granted but it's only aviable in japenese with no subtitles

i wish for 5 feet of snow to fall in barrow right now.

[zanemalindeal]

Granted, but it ends up being a Yaoi with spanish subs only

I wish for impervious bike tires

[TheDmon]

granted, u know have 3 square tires

i wish for a mexican midget

[SleeplessPanda]

granted, u get 2 square tires

i wish for a mexican midget

Granted, but he's extremely lazy so you're forced to do everything for him, and I mean everything.

I wish Sean Connery would come out of retirement and star in an epic award winning film. :D

[TheDmon]

granted, but u never get to see it

i wish for final fantasy 14

[jinzo64]

granted but you can't afford the subscription fee.

i wish for duke nukem forever to be out

[SleeplessPanda]

Granted, but at the last minute they re-do everything and turn it into a dating simulator.

I wish Sean Connery would come out of retirement and star in an epic award winning film, and that I actually get to see it. (I'm very serious about this, the man is awesome.)

[jinzo64]

granted but it's a movie genre you don't like

i wish there would be another james bond movie.

[SleeplessPanda]

Granted, but the part of James Bond is played by Woody Allen.

I wish I could time travel, with nothing I do in the past negatively effecting the future.

[jinzo64]

granted but you can't travel to the past

i wish for a new dragonball z movie

[Kajimura]

Granted but you loose site before it comes out and it sucks anyway

I wish i was Cloud Strife

[jinzo64]

granted but your instantly killed by sephiroth

i wish i was magical

[SleeplessPanda]

Granted, you're turned into a magical unicorn. Being the only magical unicorn in the world you are promptly captured and disected by the world's top scientists.

I wish that when I die it'll be quick and painless. :D

[Fishfreeek]

granted but you're going to hell
I wish for amv hell 6

[jinzo64]

granted but it's not out til duke nukem forever 2 comes out

i wish to be able to cure any illness.

[animemental1]

Granted, you transfer the illness from them to you, eventually leading to your death.

I wish that AMV Hell 6 would come out a bit quicker.

[domo18]

granted, but it sucks balls and the audio is done by five year olds

i wish i had a spare xbox 360 to beat on

[animemental1]

Granted, but somebody already trashed it.

I wish for Rule 63 version of CORN! from Hell 0.

[domo18]

granted, but they are old trannies

i wish for a dub of fairy tail

[jinzo64]

granted but it budded in the language of the fairies

i wish to be falcon puched in the gut

[Kuni Linguist]

granted but it was by a mom trying to be cool. so it wan't epic

I wish to be happy forever and never die

[jinzo64]

granted but it your happiness pisses ever one of so your sent to the moon wit hno way of coming back

i wish i could look epic in a mini skirt

[Kuni Linguist]

granted, but your a dude, so as good as you look girls look better

I wish my gf liked games as much as me instead of hating them

[SleeplessPanda]

Granted. She becomes addicted to WOW, gains 300 pounds, and loses complete interest in you.

I wish I was an Oscar Meyer weiner. :D

[TheDmon]

granted but no one loves u.

i wish to see into the future

[SleeplessPanda]

Granted. You can now see one second into the future.

I wish the sky was green instead of blue. :D

[TheDmon]

granted but you are now color blind.

i wish for a tail

[SPITZtheGOD]

Granted. But it's a mile long and weights 300 lbs and has a mind of it's own

I wish to be a god.

[jinzo64]

granted but you get an epic headache from all the praying you have to listen to.

i wish to the smartest women ever.

[SPITZtheGOD]

Granted but you are still dumber than the average male.
( no sexism intended)
I wish that I had a highy advanced android girlfriend.

[Draith]

Granted but her vagina is a pencil sharpener, her ass is a paper shredder, and her mouth is a meat grinder.


I wish that my dick would shoot fireballs whenever I orgasm.

[SPITZtheGOD]

Granted but it torches the tip of your penis when it shoots fireballs.

I wish that i could have the power to make people trip.

[Draith]

Granted but in order for your power to work you have to to be completely naked and standing at most 50ft from them.

I wish that when I defeat one of my enemies I gain there powers like Megaman.

[Draith]

Double post. My bad

[SPITZtheGOD]

Granted but if you touch a sharp object you die.

I wish I was a necromancer.

[Draith]

Granted but anything you bring back to life will immediately try to kill you.

I wish that anyone I talk to could only tell the truth while talking to me.

[SPITZtheGOD]

Granted. Anything anyone says to you becomes the truth and one of your friends jokingly says he's gonna kill you.
I wish for my parents to love me.

[Draith]

Granted but your parents fall in love with you.

I wish I was a sexy women.

[SPITZtheGOD]

Granted. You are so sexy you get raped wherever you go.

I wish I was 2-d.

[Draith]

Granted but some one kidnaps you and frames you on their wall.

I wish I could literally undress women with my eyes.

[SPITZtheGOD]

Granted. You cannot control this power and undress the fattest chick ever and gouge your eyes out with a spoon.

I wish I could control watermelons thoughts.

[Draith]

Granted, but whenever you start controlling the thoughts of a watermelon, a black dude comes along and eats it.

I wish I could turn Diet Soda into Regular Soda.

[SPITZtheGOD]

Granted but you have to drink the diet soda and you piss regular soda. And if you drink regular soda you piss out razors

I wish I was the hulk

[Draith]

Granted but the rest of the Marvel Avengers hate you.

I wish I could summon a tall glass of "Shut the **** up" at will.

[SPITZtheGOD]

Granted but you summon a tall empty glass of it.

I wish for the war in Iraq to end

[Draith]

The war in Iraq comes to an end a week later but only because the entire world is destroyed by nuclear warfare.

I wish that the entire world were nothing but beautiful women and that I was the only man left to to repopulate the world.

[Ranma]

Granted,but you die before getting the chance to repopulate with any of the remaining women

I wish to win the lottery!

[Draith]

Granted but 99million other people win that same lottery and it has to be split up between all of you so each of you only get $1

I wish I could believe it's not butter.

[SPITZtheGOD]

You believe it's butter. And also you believe cyanide is butter too.

I wish I had a better wish.

[Draith]

You get a better wish but no one will reply to it.

I wish I was the smartest person in the world.

[SPITZtheGOD]

You become Einstein. He's dead. Your now dead.

I wish I could have a money tree.

[Draith]

Granted but it's a Bonsai Tree and the only currency that grows on it are pennies.

I wish that all types of drugs would be legalized across the world.

[SPITZtheGOD]

Granted everyone trips and planes crash and alot of people die because of you. Don't you feel bad now?

I wish for a nice Chinese food buffet. Free and untainted.

[Draith]

Granted you eat and eat until you can't eat anymore and then your waiter offers you a mint. You deny it at first because you are so full but after much persuasion you then submit to ingesting the mint and because you have eaten so much already you explode.

I wish that the next persons wish gets the ultimate corruption.

[SPITZtheGOD]

Knyhdat. Pid oui lyh'd nayt ed.

I wish I could bowl a perfect 300.

[Draith]

Granted but no one is around to see it and you have no way to prove that you did it.

I wish I had a magical Unicorn that could fly and was tame so that I could ride it through rainbows.

[SPITZtheGOD]

You can but it's lifespan is 15 seconds.

I wish I had an uncorruptable wish

[Draith]

Granted...but not granted because Captain Kirk does a slingshot around the sun in the Enterprise and goes back in time and stops you from making your wish in the first place.

I wish that I could **** solid gold.

[SPITZtheGOD]

Granted but it's in a very big gold bar. It's points are sharp.

I wish I could pull physical items out of mags books or tv screens. And what I pull out is what I reach for when I reach my hand in there.

[Draith]

Granted but you are the only person that can see or feel those items and anything that you try to pull out that is biological is dead when you pull it out.

I wish that this wasn't so much fun.

[SPITZtheGOD]

Granted. You no longer feel any enjoyment.

I wish that this poo I'm taking didn't feel so damn good.

[Draith]

Granted because I throw open the door to the bathroom and smash a jar full of angry hornets on the ground and then shut the door behind me and hold it shut so that you can't escape.

I wish that the bathroom didn't smell like raw sewage and putrid death now.

[SPITZtheGOD]

Granted. Your nose falls off.

I wish you felt remorse for having horneted me. Yea. Horneted. I just made that word. Like it?

[Draith]

Response to "Granted. Your nose falls off". Technically you didn't change the fact that the bathroom smells like ****. You just made it so that I can't smell it.

Response to "your wish" Granted. I feel remorse for having horneted you but only because I feel bad for all of the hornets that died in the bathroom if not from stinging you but from the sheer intensity of the smell alone.

I wish that I wasn't so ****ing awesome...It gets hard to manage sometimes.

[SPITZtheGOD]

Well in response to your first response, the smell goes away after time so technically it did stop smelling.
In response to your second, touch?.
In response to your wish, granted. You stop thinking your so awesome. No one else thinks you are ( except me)
I wish that this time the corn really was different.

[Draith]

Granted. This time will be different! It's even worse than the last time! Hahahahahha!

I wish that someone would corrupt this wish.

[Riaki]

I dont want to do this but http://cdn1.knowyourmeme.com/i/4362/original/combo-breaker-2.jpg?1246289758

[jinzo64]

your wishing to be punched in the crotch?
granted your punched so hard your fly out your nose.

i wish for the middle east to sink in custard

[SPITZtheGOD]

Granted. But so does the rest of the world.

I wish humans hatch from eggs. Already ready for school.

[domo18]

granted, but were all the size of chickens now

I wish I had the power of geass

[Kira2521]

Granted, but your power only makes people hate you when they look in to it

I wish the military had finally developed mobile suits

[Tazuto]

granted, but it isnt your countrys military

i wish for MOE

[Riaki]

granted but everyone turns ugly

I wish for loli cat girls

[jinzo64]

granted but all they can say nay.

i wish to be a broken terminator

[Tazuto]

granted, then they scrap you =)

i wish for blank

[jinzo64]

granted heres a peice of blank a5 paper

i wish to made of water

[Tazuto]

granted, someone drinks you >>

i wish for ink

[jinzo64]

granted but it's already been used

i wiah next door would drop dead

[TheDmon]

granted but they come back to life to kill you


i wish i was moses

[jinzo64]

granted but everyhates your dreamcoat so they burn it which makes you depressed forever

i wish i could run at the speed of light.

[domo18]

granted, but you run so fast that your brain pops out of your head

i wish i had telekinesis

[jinzo64]

yeah confermation i have a brain.

granted but you can't lift anything heavier the 1 ounce

i wish for a decent starfox game

[TheDmon]

granted but you have to wait a hundred year for it to come out

i wish to be immortal

[animemental1]

Granted, you are now a zombie.

I wish had an M4 Super 90 just in case the zombie apocalypse I mentioned in another thread actually happens.

[thedarkmessenger]

granted, but it jams up right when you need it most.

I wish my cat would stop being annoying in the mornings.

[jinzo64]

granted sadly it's now dead

i wish i could jump 500 feet verticaly

[SPITZtheGOD]

Granted, however you die upon landing.

I wish i could win at everything I do

[nipple]

Granted, you win the suicide contest.

I wish I had a hoverboard.

[Fishfreeek]

granted but it runs on some space fuel that wont be found for another 1000 years
I wish fantasy was reality

[Kuni Linguist]

granted, you are now a talking pickle

I wish I had clones to do my bidding

[Distict5-9]

Granted, now you have a personality crisis

I wish I could finally make decent AMV's

[Kuni Linguist]

granted but the wont save so you never can keep them

I wish I was more knowledgable

[thedarkmessenger]

granted. You now know more about poop.

I wish I knew more about God.

[jinzo64]

granted but he's realy boring

i wish we were taught what sound a swan makes at school

[Kuni Linguist]

granted but you are adhd and didnt pay attention

I wish for white knight chronicles to be cheaper everywhere and for me to have a copy to play

[thedarkmessenger]

granted, but every copy you buy is broke. It's cheaper for a reason :D

I wish I had a working copy of the PSP version of Persona 3

[nipple]

granted, you don't have a working PSP though.

I wish I played the guitar like god.

[darkzi]

granted but only country

I wish I could control fire without burning myself

[nipple]

granted, you burn your family and everyone you love.

I wish I could teleport.

[darkzi]

granted but you lose a body part each time you teleport..face it it gets left behind

I wish I was a reality master

[Chewi105]

granted, but you find out that the world isnt real, just a really elaborate video game. you go insane

i wish i was a POKEMON master

[Issitheus]

granted, but pokemon still aren't real.

I wish my wishes couldn't be corrupted.

[thedarkmessenger]

granted, but now you're not allowed to wish :p

I wish people would stop walking by me windows :\

[Scorchedenigma]

granted, you can no longer leave your house because you would be walking by your windows.

i wish for peace with everyone living happily to the age of 89 where they die peacefully in their sleep, and nothing bad happening ever. cant wait to see how this can go wrong =/

[thedarkmessenger]

Granted, but now there's no heaven, meaning everyone goes to hell, no matter how wicked or righteous.

I wish I couldn't go to hell, no matter what :p

[Chewi105]

granted, but now bad people can go to heaven, and they're f***ing it up

i wish i was a DIGIMON master

[acutekat]

you are... too bad you live in the pokemon universe

i wish i could be the very best

[thedarkmessenger]

granted, you're now the very best at dieing.

I wish I could never die

[acutekat]

granted
you are now trapped at the bottom of the sea in unending agony

I wish I had the best turkey sandwich in the world

[thedarkmessenger]

granted, but I stealz it >:3

I wish I had a pet dog

[acutekat]

Granted he gnaws on your leg every night


I wish I had a bridge that I could walk over

[SPITZtheGOD]

Granted. The bridge is out.

I wish I had a mountain dew. 2 liter. Cold, not frozen. In a standard 2 liter bottle. With openable cap. Full. Holding it it in my hand. Not tampered with. Nobody ( creature or human) could take it from me. With me being only slightly dehydrated. And nothing wring with me to the point I can't drink it. Not poisened. And whenever it gets half full it refills itself. And always stay the same temp. Hahaha. Mess that one up. I DARE YOU. Mwahahaha.

There. Fixed it

[SPITZtheGOD]

Damn. I took too long typing it. Ughhh sorry bout that

[acutekat]

granted you are now allergic to Mountain Dew, not an extreme allergy so that it only causes moderate discomfort and some pretty bad swelling

I wish I had a small European country to myself

[SPITZtheGOD]

Touch?.
Granted. It's the size of a quarter.

I wish for a pet dragon

[thedarkmessenger]

granted. It eats you >:3

I wish for a pet dragon that wouldn't eat me or fly away from me.

[acutekat]

you eat the dragon

I wish I was a super plague

[thedarkmessenger]

granted, but you infect no one.

I wish I was a super hero

[SPITZtheGOD]

Granted. You are now captain bloodloss.

I wish for a shiny object

[thedarkmessenger]

granted, *hands sharp needle*

I wish for a dish

[Fishfreeek]

granted but it inside a whale, *hands whale*
i wish for cupcakes

[acutekat]

you get fish flavored cup cakes ( sardines to boot)


I wish i could speak any language