[Luppi-tan]

Granted. But you gave up all of your other skills to gain them.

I wish the evil monkey was gone from my closet.

[HalOfBorg]

Granted. The Evil Monkey is replaced by the Homicidal Giraffe.


I wish I had the perfect editing workstation.

[daikaisho vanguard]

You have it. In the middle of a huge concrete block.

I wish my exam reports would write themselves.

[Tazuto]

granted but they have bad writeing skills so it looks like a mess and you fail

i wish i had elite gamer skills

[daikaisho vanguard]

You have. For solitaire.

I wish it didn't get dark so early.

[Useful]

Granted. Good luck on Mercury.

I wish I had enough time to **** off AND do my work.

[daikaisho vanguard]

You do, just skip eating. The more hungry you are, the slower time goes.

I wish I could call for a pizza

[Tazuto]

granted but its cost you....alot

i wish i was good at math

[Doomimus]

Granted. Your sex appeal now amounts to zilch.

I wish parts of last year never happened.

[Jasonbobdude]

Granted. You don't remember it, but you won the lottery last year. Don't worry, it's all okay now, that never happened.

I wish somebody would use me for a caption contest.

[Elolmed09]

The cake turns into a pie, but immediately goes into the sun, taking you with it. Thus burning its luscious flavor and your face.


I wish for the next person to corrupt this very wish.

[simpleton216]

ok, but i suck at corrupting wishes :)

i wish i could have a gundam in my garage

[Noznin]

granted, you now have one of the chibi gundams from gundam SD in your garage.

I wish i had a fridge in my room, so i didnt have to go downstairs for a drink.

[ThomasJennings]

Granted, but you'd have to go downstairs to get the drinks to put in the fridge you have in your room, thus defeating the purpose.

I wish I wasn't so great at the art of procrastination.

[Doomimus]

Granted... right after I finish my nap for an undisclosed period of time.

I wish for great, underrated movies to break box office records in future re-releases, and for the producers of overrated tripe to refund their money back to the movie-goers.

[simpleton216]

granted, but then the good movies get really bad sequels that go mainstream and suck

i wish i could speak every human language

[Jasonbobdude]

Granted, but the dolphins are plotting against you.

I wish I had a turban.

[Macavoy]

Granted, but then a few muslims sees you and can tell that you do not belong in the turban and tie you up in a basement to defile your body for the rest of your life.

I wish I had three wifes; one for cooking one for cleaning and one who's working so i dont have to. (and offcourse i get to sleep with wich everone i want that evening) they have to be very experimental in bed aswell.

[Charon]

granted, but they all have handlebar mustaches and metal claws for hands.

I wish for a bucket of buckets.

[Noznin]

Granted, but some of them have holes, and the rest are full of feces of various animals.
I wish it was going to snow tomorrow..

[Tazuto]

granted, it snows 20 feet within an hour

i wish i didnt fail my next ACT test

[Noznin]

granted, you didnt fail it cause you never took it.
I wish i had 5 u.s dollars in my pocket right now.

[Scorchedenigma]

granted, the u.s switched to euro.
i wish for world peace (im sure this came up before)

[simpleton216]

granted, but then we had an alien invasion

i wish i had a Koenigsegg

[Luppi-tan]

Granted. But it's broken beyond repair.

I wish... I wish I was a vampire.

[Tazuto]

granted but now every known vampire hunter is after you

i wish my amv hell video is a hit when i release it

[Jazean]

It is, but you go blind and deaf the day before release so you're unable to hear or see any of the praise.

I wish for everyone to have a Happy Valentines Day, myself included.

[Tazuto]

granted but we all get sick from eating alot of chocolate

i wish i knew where youve been

[Jasonbobdude]

Granted, but you suffer severe psychological damage trying to understand why anybody would do such a horrible thing.

I wish I was a genius and gamer elitist, and maybe a little too confident ; D

[Tazuto]

granted you now have my life which includes, babysitting, doing the dishes, cleaning the house, and failing at life with barly any friends

i wish for cherry pie

[Noznin]

granted, you now have a fat, crackwhore stripper named Cherry Pie.
I wish i had a decent pair of pants.

[Wolfballad]

granted, you now have a fat, crackwhore stripper named Cherry Pie.
I wish i had a decent pair of pants.

Granted . You now have a decent pair of pants. That are from the 60s.


I wish for one night of complete sensual pleasure with the girls Konata and kagami from lucky star

[Noznin]

Granted, but youre having sexy time with paper, since they are not real.
I wish for a decent shirt to match those pants.

[Kyle X]

You have it, but it's right in the middle of a huge block of salt. Any attempts to retrieve it will render it less than functional.

I wish my hard drive had a higher capacity.

[The-Ville]

And whaddya know, out of nowhere your HDD gets +2gb free space, but immediately your OS fills the space with files you're never going to use, but if you delete them the OS will crash.

I wish I have AIDS.

[Evileel]

Granted. You get AIDS from some old homo. You get syphilis and HPV too. Unfortunately the same day some mad scientist invents machine which heals all humans from all known diseases. So next day youre 100% healthy. Also the same homo asks you to marry him, coz youre awesome in the bed.

I wish I'd be the best death metal singer in the world.

[Tazuto]

granted, but your first gig is in hell

i wish i was better at armored core

[simpleton216]

granted, but you're still not good enough to beat Occupation of Arteria Carpals

i wish i could beat the mission Occupation of Arteria Carpals on Armored core :)

[ithappens]

Granted, but your game save is erased

I wish I could predict the future.

[Ionzorg]

Granted, and you garner exorbitant amounts of money in the stock market, but because you invest such ludicrous amounts into your chosen companies they become powerful enough to overthrow and govern nations, a CEO gone mad with power enforces a law in your country forbidding the use of the internet and you are rightfully executed.

I wish I could be the greatest jazz pianist in the world.

[ithappens]

Granted, then your fingers are cut off in an accident.

I wish I could meet superman for real.

[Tazuto]

granted but its the knockoff

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:czRijUNQtC_nxM:http://alankistler.squarespace.com/storage/superman/animated/Animated%20Series%20Bizarro%202.jpg

i wish my 4 clips that got accepted were in the very next episode

[ithappens]

Granted, but the episode was canceled.

I wish the would make more chapters of the manga Hellsing.

[Evileel]

Granted, but manga is released in Swahili. And it will never be translate into any other language. So you as dedicated Hellsing fan commit suicide.


I wish I would become the most handsome zombie in the world.

[ithappens]

Mecca lecca hi, mecca hiney ho wish granted, but you are in raccoon city and shot in the head then burned by Chris Redfield.

I wish I had a brand new car that ran on air.

[Wolfballad]

Granted. you now have a nice brand new car that runs on Air ... Its a small paper car that moves when the wind blows it.

I wish for a nice steak dinner cooked rare with a tall glass of beer

[ithappens]

Granted, but the steak is infected with mad cow disease and the beer is spiked with rufilin.

I wish AMV Hell mini 6 was out.

[e1fen1ied]

granted its out but it sux like hell

i wish i was a sentry gun

[Tazuto]

granted but you get knifed from behind
(btw always make a space between the grant and the wish)
I wish there werent any pricks in Armored core for answer

[ithappens]

Granted, but now there is no one.

I wish for world peace.

[e1fen1ied]

granted there will be world peace until i take over the world

i wish i was made of lava

[ithappens]

lol nice

Granted, but your trapped in the center of the earth.

I wish I was destroyer of worlds.

[Evileel]

Granted, but all the worlds are already destroyed by me.

I wish Santa would bring me a brand new soccer ball for the next Xmas.

[ithappens]

awwww im to late

Granted, but its flat and Santa dies under your tree.

I wish i was immortal.

[e1fen1ied]

wish granted but you live in fire with many painful std's

i wish i was a magical ninja hitman pirate digimon flying monkey from japan

[Tazuto]

granted your now considered a abomination and hunted down by all governments

i wish my lastest zombie survivel dream went better(i didnt die but i wish i had more guns)

[ithappens]

Granted, you now have more guns....then you die

I wish i could kill a whole army with my bare hands.

[Evileel]

Granted, but you no longer have hands.

I wish I would rise as ?ber powerful, cool looking, very muscular undead lich after my death.

[e1fen1ied]

wish granted your all of that now and every one hates you and you are hunted down by the military for being so awsome

i wish i was a googlplex

[InuBokko]

Wish granted you will only live for 10000 years but in a alternate world with only numbers.


I wish i was Seth Green.

[e1fen1ied]

wish granted but you have to get a full fled punch from john cena every minute of your life

i wish for patty and liz thompson

[InuBokko]

Wish granted... you weirdo, here's your picture...


I wish i knew what Gannon was up to...

[e1fen1ied]

granted and he is complaining that you let light into his layer

i wish i had a awsome scyth that could cut through anything

[CelticFoxx]

granted but you cut your hands off just by holding it

i wish i were not lazy

[e1fen1ied]

granted but now you are hell of hyper active and always tired but you always have to do something

i wish that i was like a boss

[CelticFoxx]

granted but you repeat that crappy music video for the rest of your life!
(just kidding about it being crappy)(really obscured too)

i wish my (gundam of RX 78 2 ver. KA) comes in tomorrow instead of in 2 weeks from now TT_____TT

[e1fen1ied]

granted but when you it it's broken and then spontaneously combust

i wish i had a heat stroke

[CelticFoxx]

granted but you dont know it just happened

i wish i wish upon a star, that FF XIII came out sooner

[e1fen1ied]

granted but it comes out after you die and it also sucked

i wish that life was like anime

[CelticFoxx]

granted but its only a hallucination while you spend the rest of your life in a heavily padded crazy room

i wish that pigs did fly

[Tazuto]

granted, now your sasuage and hot dogs and bacon fly away

i wish for MOE

[e1fen1ied]

granted but you get killed in a bar fight

i wish i had a rock

[CelticFoxx]

Granted but MOE is a HOE (the farming tool)

i wish that i did not have to get off line

[CelticFoxx]

Granted too but the rock betrays you and sticks a knife in your back (before he changed his answer)

(same as before)i wish that i did not have to get off line

[Tazuto]

granted you are now stuck in the internet forever
(first time thats happen 2 people reply to same thing)
i wish for elfins rock

(be sure to constantly check for new posts elfin)

[e1fen1ied]

granted but you also get stabed in the back

i wish i was Death the Kid

[Blargh]

Granted but nothing is ever symettrical.

I wish I wish I was a fish.

[e1fen1ied]

granted by you get caught by fishermen and then you get raped

i wish i had an xbox360

[Blargh]

(I don't even need to corrupt this) Granted but you get the red ring of death. You try get a new one but are so frustrated by Microsofts customer support over in India that you kill yourself.

I wish I had a PS3.

[e1fen1ied]

granted but it gets hacked then i kill you and steal it for myself

i wish i was the ultimate ninja

[ithappens]

Granted, but you were killed by the ultimate pirate.

I wish I had super strength.

[e1fen1ied]

granted but you get killed by someone invincible

i wish i couldn make things explode by snapping my fingers

[Blargh]

Granted. You snap your fingers and every cell of your body is destroyed in an explosion.

I wish I had every single voice in the world.

[e1fen1ied]

granted but why do you wanna be jennifer lopez

i wish i was in star wars

[ithappens]

Granted, but you blew up on the first death star.

I wish i was a master of the universe(HE-MAN).

[e1fen1ied]

granted untile everybody learns how to use hydrogen bombs against you

i wish i was the master of puppets

[Evileel]

Granted, until some mad physicist uses hydrogen bomb on you.

I wish Id be that mad physicist with huge arsenal of hydrogen bombs and with very long tongue too (ha-ha-ha double wish. Bad boys, boys what are you going to do now?)

http://msnbcmedia3.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/z_Projects_in_progress/050418_Einstein/050405_einstein_tongue.widec.jpg

[e1fen1ied]

granted but if you get in 1000 miles radius of were your bombs are they blow a up and you get your tongue cut off

i wish that the pokemon series would end

[Blargh]

Granted but now all you can watch is Digimon.

I wish I could shoot spaghetti out my fingertips.

[Evileel]

Granted, but soon World Government arrest you and send to electric chair for wasting food while millions children in Africa are starving.


I wish that today all the starving children in Africa would get spaghetti.

[ithappens]

Granted, but it is stolen by pirates.

I wish all of the The Beatles were alive and they got back together and made a new album.

[e1fen1ied]

granted but they are all zombies that require human flesh

i wish that everything was pefectly symmetrical

[Blargh]

Granted, the law now requires that everything is perfectly symetrical under penalty of death/destruction. The left side of your face has one more eyebrow then your right so you die.

I wish I could start a band.

[d3athth3kid]

granted but you die in a fire

i wish i could feed in the darkest of day

[e1fen1ied]

granted but the government invents a machine that makes it sunny 24/7

i wish for all of the powers of darkness and hell

[d3athth3kid]

granted but you gain so much power that you turn into a giant blob then you get blown up by santa clawws

i wish for science to phail!!!

[e1fen1ied]

granted science has failed and now i rule you to

i wish for grass and lots of it

[d3athth3kid]

granted but i come and start the fire and you shall BURN!!

i wish for 99 red baloons

[e1fen1ied]

granted but the nazis will get you for your insults

i wish red was blue, blue was green, green was orange, and orange was a fruit

[Blargh]

Granted, but now the color orange does not exist and everything that used to be that color explodes (Including Redheads). You arrested and put to death for genocide.

I wish I could teleport.

[Tazuto]

granted but only to one location, the suns core(thats for killing the color orange)

i wish for a uncorruptable wish ;P

[e1fen1ied]

granted but it gets corrpupt anyway and every wish after it just gets worse

i wish for a death note

[Tazuto]

granted but your name was already written in it

i wish for better music

[Blargh]

Granted, but it's all sung in Russian and it's all about communism.

I wish for wealth.

[Tazuto]

granted but your put under arrest for robbing fort knox

i wish for a wish

[Blargh]

Granted, your wish was for Germany to win World War II. Way to go.

I wish I was the fastest man alive.

[e1fen1ied]

granted but the speed you run at is so extreme that it brakes the speed of light and all laws of physics thus braking the forth wall spiraling you into the ninth dimension for all ententy

i wish that every was black and white

[Blargh]

Granted, but you are hunted down and killed by companies that used to sell coloring books.

I wish for a good Horror movie.

[Evileel]

Granted. Its so good that you jeez in the pants while watching it with your friends. All of your friends and girlfriend leaves you of course. And now the only way to wash away your shame is to perform harakiri in the Town square.


I wish I would be as cool as Quagmire.

http://www.freakinsweetnews.com/images/quagmire.jpg

[Tazuto]

granted you are as cool as him plus all the sexual dieseases

i wish for a blargh to honk honk dictionary

[InuBokko]

Granted but, the sight of the word Chuck Norris will always scare you into damnation.


I wish for 3 hams.

[Tazuto]

granted but they are still alive

i wish SG wasnt full of wannabe's

[InuBokko]

Granted as you will find the real one in the core of the earth.

I wish meme's didn't rule the world.

[Blargh]

Granted, now they only rule YOUR life specifically.

I wish I wasn't sick.

[e1fen1ied]

granted but you die instead

i wish i had more grape soda

[Tazuto]

granted but turns out its dyed bleach

i wish Starcraft wasnt full of a bunch of twats

[e1fen1ied]

granted but there is no point to the game anymore

i wish orange soda never existed

[ithappens]

Granted, but now there is no soad in the world.

I wish I could be rocky raccoon.

[e1fen1ied]

granted but you get hit with rocks instead

i wish i had the master sword

[Tazuto]

granted but it is possessed and cut you in half(thats for getting rid of orange soda)

i wish the next episode of amv hell minis would come out already

[Generalvash]

Granted, but all the segments suck

I wish for Master Chief's armor

[Tazuto]

granted, but the self destruct mechanisim has been activated
(also thats wrong because my segements WONT suck)
i wish there were more people on the online games i play

[Evileel]

Granted. Thousands of people with no life starts playing the same online games as you. Everybody is bragging non stop about their new level or new Master Chief's armor or commit suicide if theyre not so lucky. After seeing so much pathetic people, you quit all online games and start enjoying real life. Also you finish Crusader's Stronghold campaign.

http://img697.imageshack.us/img697/82/crusader.jpg


I want you make me a cookie.

http://www.thundersquee.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/sad_kitty_hs.jpg

[Tazuto]

(yea i WISH i could finish that games campaign ROFL)
granted but it has everything you hate in it

i wish i had starcraft 2

[e1fen1ied]

granted but a major emp burst disables all electrons forever

i wish for the color blue

[InuBokko]

Granted... its in the form of an ocean. you get hit for 999 HP. You die.


I wish for One Piece

[e1fen1ied]

granted but you dont get to sail with them and you are one of the first people to die in the show

i wish for meth

[InuBokko]

Granted and you will get killed by pink elephants you thought you saw.


I wish for the phlosophers stone.

[e1fen1ied]

granted but it cost you the souls of you and 5 of your freinds

i wish everything was legal

[InuBokko]

You get shot and then the shooter gets shot and then the shooters shooter gets shot and then the shooters shooters shooter gets shot and then everyone dies.


I wish for Hueco Mundo

[e1fen1ied]

granted but i own it already

i wish that inubokko would die

[InuBokko]

Granted but in the world of higurashi i live forever*


I wish for Majic

[e1fen1ied]

granted but you are stuck in the card game forever

i wish that it would realy rain cats and dogs

[InuBokko]

Granted but you suffer iron oxycide poisoning from all the blood

I wish for geass

[e1fen1ied]

granted but you over use it and die

i wish that it really was

[InuBokko]

Granted but since this is schrodinger's world you don't exist anymore.


I wish for a salad

[e1fen1ied]

granted but the salad dressing is really bleach

i wish there was no worlds

[InuBokko]

Granted but after the wish is granted god creates it again exept without you.

I wish for a genie

[e1fen1ied]

granted but every wish you granted from it get progressively worse

i wish that i had threw it on the ground

[Blargh]

Granted, but gravity ceases to exist immediately after you do so. It is no longer on the ground.

I wish I had more time.

[e1fen1ied]

granted but now you have all the time because you got sucked into the ninth dimension dont you remember

i wish that hueco mundo really did existed

[Evileel]

Granted. He have existed some time ago. But he was a loser so nobody remembers him now.

I wish for a world peace.

[e1fen1ied]

granted until i get there

i wish that Gin didn't have such a creepy smile

[acutekat]

granted he now has a permanent creepy scowl on his mug


i wish my body wasn't trying to kill me at present

[Tazuto]

granted now its going to try and kill you in the future

i wish for somethign more sexier then this
http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c158/CommanderGS/YMdancer.gif

[e1fen1ied]

granted but when you finally see something better you black out and die

i wish i was in the Grenadier universe

[abyssion1337]

it's corrupt a which, you actually have to grant the wish for your answer to be valid, try again

[Evileel]

Yeah, you must post a pic of even bustier girl or something like that.

[Fishfreeek]

I wish for this thread to be revived

[animemental1]

Granted, but your computer crashes.

I wish for cake!

[Chillpalazzo]

Granted but it's so big it crushes your entire city.

I wish for less perverted animes

[animemental1]

Granted, but hentai fans come to your house & kill you.

I wish for God to be Haruhi Suzumiya.

[Fishfreeek]

right im back, sorry bout that my comp crashed for some reason, ooh yaay this thread is revived

granted but everyone makes up a new god and noone except you beleaves in her

I wish for a rat-dog

[animemental1]

Granted, but then you fall into a well & he just sits there watching.

I wish I had Simon's Core Drill Necklace from TTGL.

[Fishfreeek]

granted but simon is on his way to get it back and he is not happy

I wish my pillow was moar fluffy

[Tazuto]

granted but it turns into a vicious rabid poodle

i wish i didnt have homework on my first day of college

[Fishfreeek]

granted but you get 4x the amount the next day

i wish it wasnt raining

[animemental1]

Granted, but then the ocean level rises by 10,000 ft.

I wish Stewie would stop being gay and go back to world domination.

[Fishfreeek]

granted but as soon as he acheaves it he resigns and commits sucide
i wish for pie

[jinzo64]

granted but there are 420 blackbirds baked into it

i wish for immortality

[Fishfreeek]

granted but it gets given to your dog
i wish to be on fire

[jinzo64]

granted but only your belly button stes a light

i wish to be soifon

[Fishfreeek]

granted but you get killed off for some reason
i wish my pillow was alive

[XxFabiGBxX]

granted but you get killed off for some reason

xD !! lmao!

granted, but the pillow rapes you the whole night....

I wish control the time...

[jinzo64]

granted but you can alter time by 1 second once a day

i wish to be zangya

[Fishfreeek]

granted but once again you are killed off for some reason...
I wish I was 2D

[jinzo64]

granted but can't excist out side of cyber space

i wish for infinite money

[animemental1]

Granted, but it's WoW money. I wish to become a catman!

[jinzo64]

granted but your suddenly killed of for no good reason like i was twice

i wish i could freeze time and space

[Chillpalazzo]

granted but you can unfreeze it and end up like the guy in the twilight zone

I wish to be jesus

[Backmask]

Granted, but he doesn't exist, thus creating a time paradox.

I wish I were a real boy.

[animemental1]

Granted, but you're super fugly. I wish Justin Bieber never went into the music industry.

[Kira2521]

Granted, but he moved next door to you and sings all the time

I wish I had a Geass

[Trilobiteer]

Granted, but now you can't turn it off.

I wish I could use plasmids.

[animemental1]

Granted, but they intoxicate your cells & give you cancer.

I wish for a copy of WoW. Seriously.

[Chillpalazzo]

Granted but now you will never get laid

I wish for a dollar

[animemental1]

granted, but somebody takes it & spends it on a Sprite.

I wish for heatvision!

[jinzo64]

granted but you can't turn it off so you turn the world to ash

i wish for another wish

[animemental1]

Granted, but the outcome of the wish results in death.

I wish for the newest edition of Adobe Premiere.

[Kajimura]

granted, but its pirated and has tons of viruses and assplodes you computer

i wish i could use a flash step varient

[jinzo64]

wish granted but when ever you us it your clothes fall of

i wish i was a rock star

[Kajimura]

(hey thats not all to bad, lol) Granted, you are now and energy drink ;)

i wish i could attend DWMA academy from Soul Eater lol

[jinzo64]

oh snap i've been drunk

granted but you can't synch your energy with your weapons energy.

i wish i had an angel

[Kajimura]

granted, BUT it blinds you with its brightness

i wish i could directly attack people with my soul wavelength

[jinzo64]

i wish you had a wish for me to grant

[Kajimura]

I wish i could directly attack people with my soul wavelength

[jinzo64]

wish granted but your soul wave length is always the same as the opponents wave length
so your attack is negated

i wish i was under the sea in an octopusses garden

[Kajimura]

granted, but you wont be in the shade and will die from heat stroke

i wish i could use alchemy

[jinzo64]

granted but you have to use ten alchemy circles to do one transmutation

i wish i was the most powerful wizard ever

[Kajimura]

well i can grant that but than ill have to make every1 just one percent less of a better wizard, so like 2 of them could take you down, probably

i wish i could use monomolecular wire

[LOLWTFBBQ]

granted but you must use a fishing pole

I wish I wasnt an American Idiot.

[Diclonius]

Granted you are now an etheopian idiot

i wish for a sack
in this sack are the following

a bottle of immortality
a bottle of eternal youth
and a dagger that can kill me after the previous are used

[Kajimura]

alright but you have to use the dagger within 60 seconds o drinking the bottles of those

i wish i had a death note

[animemental1]

Granted, but whenever you write a person's name in it, that person shall kill you in a random way.

I wish for a mini cooper.

[Fishfreeek]

i wish that when someone grants a wish they post a wish after...

[animemental1]

Fix'd. Happy?

[Fishfreeek]

woot my wish was granted in a non painful way
granted but it has no engine or weels

[animemental1]

Now where's YOUR wish?

[Fishfreeek]

lol,
I wish for a better apartment

[animemental1]

granted, but a tornado comes & wrecks the building

I wish for duct tape to put over my little brother's mouth.

[Fishfreeek]

granted but it makes a horrible screeming noise when applied to something
i wish for a slice of toast

[Chillpalazzo]

granted but it's really, really burnt and taste like ass

I wish for a girlfriend

[Kajimura]

Granted, but she leaves you for me

your(former) girlfriend is annoying i wish you would take her back

[jinzo64]

granted but you start seeing her sister who's twice as annoying

i wish i could travel through dimensions

[e1fen1ied]

granted but you get trapped between them

i wish i wasnt the one who killed this thread

[Kajimura]

granted, it killed you first

i wish hypno-toad would stop staring me down

[Kira2521]

Granted, but hypno-dog came along

I wish live was like anime

[animemental1]

Granted, but your life still stays the same. I want to master magic.

[Kira2521]

Granted, but you were burned for witchcraft

I wish for nothing

[animemental1]

Granted, but I misheard you & granted you every backfired wish in this thread. I wish for more cake!

[Kira2521]

Granted, but you became the cake

I wish we all got together and had a party

[animemental1]

Granted. We all have a big viewing party for AMV Hell 5, but the police crash it. I wish for Kamina or Simon's glasses.

[Kira2521]

Granted, they arrive broken

I wish for Sephiroths Katana

[animemental1]

Granted, but it arrives broken in half. I wish for my own life-size Lagann

[Kira2521]

Granted, it fell on you

I wish for another dynasty warriors gundam game that lets you design your own mobile suit

[animemental1]

Granted, but your copy is smashed to bits the first day you buy it. I wish for a huge closet of high quality cosplay.

[Kajimura]

granted but it gets over run and taken by a group of overly obsessed fan girls

bartender, i wish you would give me a shot of Vodka

[animemental1]

One shot of vodka, comin' up! *fills water gun with vodka & squirts it in your eye* I wish for an electric guitar.

[jinzo64]

granted but this guitar is to awsome for you so it shocks you to death

i wish to be invincable

[animemental1]

Granted, but eating or drinking something will break the spell. I wish for 10 whole boxes of Milky Ways, Snickers, & Hershey bars.

[Fishfreeek]

granted but they will arrive in 440 years
i wish for anything and everything

[Kajimura]

we are out of everthing, but in the anything section we have diabetis

i wish i could use cards as weapons, like that chick in the original fma anime

[jinzo64]

granted but your accuracy drops to -10%

i wish to be blind, deaf no limbed person

[Kajimura]

granted, but, your also mute and cant smell

i wish jinzo's avatar would stop pointing at me

[jinzo64]

granted but it only lasts a second

i wish for physic powers

[Kajimura]

granted, but they only work on you

i wish i new what Ninety Xanatos Pile Up was

[Chillpalazzo]

granted but its so awesome it your head explodes

I wish my life was horrible.

[jinzo64]

same here i want to know what a Ninety Xanatos Pile up is
granted but it turns out awsome

i wish i was a super hero

[Chillpalazzo]

granted but your only power is louldy yelling F**k you at people.

I wish I had a death note

[jinzo64]

oh i already have that power F##K
granted but theres no blank pages left

i wish for world peace

[Kajimura]

granted but you die before it happens

i wish Chillpalazzo hadnt copied me, cus i already wished for a death note

[jinzo64]

granted chillpalazzo wishes for a life note instead

i wish i knew what a life note is

[Chillpalazzo]

granted but the information of it bores you to no end

I wish for a life note

[animemental1]

Granted, but all the pages are filled. I wish for tickets to the nearest anime convention. (I live around DC.)

[jinzo64]

granted but they arrive in ths post the day after the convention

i wish to rule the universe

[alucard151]

Granted. You rule the universe, but just like the Queen of England, it is just a title, and you are just a figure head.

I wish that the next person to post is happy for the rest of there life, and I do not live to see it.

[Chillpalazzo]

Granted but they die right as your wish comes true

I wish I could fly

[Backmask]

Granted, but you are mistaken for a bird and shot.

I wish for socks.

[Chillpalazzo]

Granted but they are all used socks. And not the used on the foot kind of used.

I wish for a less pervy mind

[Fishfreeek]

granted, if you think of anything perverted your head will exploed
I wish for an uncorruptable wish

[alucard151]

granted but that wish has already been used.

i wish people would actually read the previous posts before posting.

[Chillpalazzo]

Granted but they only read them to copy them

I wish I could say whatever I want whenever I want

[animemental1]

Granted, but you go deaf. I wish I could download torrents without it taking an entire ****ing lifetime.

[alucard151]

granted but you are caught and arrested by the MPAA.

i wish that this [insert noun here] was completed.

[animemental1]

Granted, but the noun is hanging & you're the one being hanged. I wish that my FLCL clip would sync with the ****ing audio for the AMV Hell clip I'm making. 'Cause it's really pissing me off.

[Fishfreeek]

granted but the clip will not be accepted..
I wish to lose the ability to die in-game

[alucard151]

granted, but once it works you computer crashes for ever.

i wish the military didn't make everything so complicated.

[Chillpalazzo]

granted but they decide to simply nuke everything

I wish vampires were seen as they use to be instead of the big fags they are now.

[animemental1]

Granted, but nobody likes vampires anymore. I wish to download a non-torrent version of AMV Hell 0.

[alucard151]

granted. but you will have to wait until tomorrow because i have to upload it.

i wish i didnt have to get up in 6 hours to go to work.

[Nnylad]

granted, but you lose your job, and end up homeless eating sewer rats

i wish for the worlds best beverage

[Nue]

granted but you are dropped on the floor before anyone could drink you.

I wish I could dance

[Backmask]

Granted, but you fall and break your back, thus paralyzing you.

I wish for a rock.

[jinzo64]

granted but it falls over and crushes you

i wish soifon was my wife

[animemental1]

Granted, but she turns out to be a real bitch. I wish to be a member of the SOS Brigade.

[Fishfreeek]

granted but you are kicked out after 5mins for being to boring
i wish for a chocolat filled doughnut

[animemental1]

Granted, but the chocolate tastes like feces. I wish to have spiral power flowing through me, from my hands to my penis.

[Kira2521]

Granted, it switches them around

I wish to think of a wish

[Chillpalazzo]

Granted but it's the same wish and you get stuck in a wish for a wish that gets granted time paradox

I wish that Japan was a bigger country

[ThePsychoGamer]

Granted, but to increase there territory Japan creates a super computer to calculate war strategy to complex for humans, unfortunately the computer becomes self aware taking over the world and killing all but five people it made immortal so it can torture them for thousands of years.

I wish I was a comedy relief character is some B rate horror

[BladeGraffiti]

you got the part yet were replaced by some L.A. rookie hotshot.

I wish i wish i was a fish

[jinzo64]

granted but your caught and turned in to sushi

i wish i was a transformer

[BladeGraffiti]

granted, yet what you transform into is a port-a-potty

i wish i had a beer

[jinzo64]

granted but it's warm and in a broken glass

i wish i wasn't useless

[BladeGraffiti]

you become a hardworking part of society that has no days off and no time to watch anime

i wish i has the sword of light

[jinzo64]

granted but you use it and it becomes corrupted and evil

i wish i was able to foresee the future

[BladeGraffiti]

you foresee the ending of bleaching spoiling your life forever!

i wish for the ability of god status within an anime realm

[jinzo64]

granted but don;t get any powers of a god

i wish i knew what bleaching is and how knowing it's ending would ruin my life forever

[BladeGraffiti]

you find out and hate yourself for asking

i wish i had a harem of hot neko anime girls without repercussions

[jinzo64]

granted you live a long and happy life(smart ass)

i wish dragonball gt didn't exist

bleaching is bleach?

[BladeGraffiti]

you were later known as "that one asshole who got rid of gt without consulting the rest of the fan base and getting mobbed on a daily basis from die hard fat men in t shirts" *breathes* " thus being placed as number one of people most hated to a ridiculous scale for something not worth it yet gaining cause through random worhip" ;D

i wish i had a vast amount of memory space within my brain contained by a device that creates limitless space withing another "set space" to house all the intelligence in the world

[Adept_Rogue]

Granted, to bad it shortens your life

I wish i could be in my own Anime.

[BladeGraffiti]

the anime ends and you get stuck within reruns forever...

i wish i owned a gundam

[ThePsychoGamer]

Granted, But the gundam is hijacked and used to shoot you


I wish I had a cup of coffee

[BladeGraffiti]

granted, but it's full of salt instead of sugar

i wish for the existence of habitable terraforming of planets.

[ThePsychoGamer]

granted, but it's full of salt instead of sugar

i wish for the existence of habitable terraforming of planets.

Both would be bad, Coffee is only at it's best when there is only the coffee, Sugar and creamer just ruin it.

Granted, but when a suitable planet is found, you along with you intrepid band of explorers including a Geologist, and Marine biologist, a Veterinarian a doctor, a psychiatrist, 3 soldiers,and a level 6 dark wizard Meet up with a strange alien race that looks to have a lot of hunting equipment with them, they kill off the three solder in needlessly violent ways as you and the rest of your party run screaming. While running a giant worm pops out of the ground and eats the Biologist. To distraction by the death of your comrade you run into a cliff. Cornered by a giant worm you prepare for the worse when suddenly the alien hunters come to engage the giant worm. While the alein hunters are fighting the giant worm you and your crew sneak of, only to be killed by a gaint rock like creature name cliche, who's only reason to being there is because the writer got a bit lazy.
Upon not geting any communication from you expedition party, Teraforming plans are put on indefant hold.


I wish I wasn't such a lazy writer

[BladeGraffiti]

that description sounds eerily similar to something i either watched or read in the past but i may be wrong hah!

granted but with your new found constant writing ability comes spamming of the same word over and over.

I wish the whole world was inhabited only by hot anime women,excluding me, which are all heterosexual (for those "hah but they're all lesbian!" people)

[ThePsychoGamer]

The thing about coffee? maybe because a certain video game character shares my views about coffee (Though I never called a judge a spoon)

Or the granted thing, that was meant to be a parody of a lot of bad Sci-Fi, but due to laziness the Androids, Cyborgs, peaceful alien race, other alien race that are at war with the hunter alien race, time travel, evil super computers, Super rare materiel, other dimensions, Murderess plants, where all cut out

anyways Granted, but there is no way to prevent babies (well aside from one that would make this wish completely pointless) so soon you stuck caring for a large number of babies.... You really got screwed there (sorry)

I wish I could come up with better puns

[jinzo64]

granted but you can only make better puns while sitting on the toilet

i wish for a random item

[Kira2521]

Granted, it's anuclear powered dildo

I wish for a kitty

[jinzo64]

awsome sounds like fun

granted but has no fur,eyes,legs,ears or a nose and can only say fool

i wish for ragnarok

[Kira2521]

It's just what i've always wanted

Granted, it's made of playdo

I wish the earth wound spin backwards

[jinzo64]

granted but everything else starts going backwards as well even time

i wish i could switch between being an adult and a child

[Kira2521]

Granted, but you get stuck in between

I wish i was god

[jinzo64]

granted but your the god of toe fungus

i wish i was father christmas

[Kira2521]

Granted, you have 72 children all named Greg

I wish for gold

[jinzo64]

so true it's scary

granted you get an ounce of fools gold

i wish for a poke ball

[Kira2521]

Granted, but it has a Magikarp in it and it's eaten an everstone

I wish for oxygen

[jinzo64]

granted but it's mixed with hydrogen

i wish for the power of grey skull

[Kira2521]

Granted, you lost your skin

I wish i could be a Super Saiyan

[jinzo64]

granted but your new found drivs you insane

i wish i was insane

[Kira2521]

Granted, you think you're Mr T

I wish I was Mr T

[jinzo64]

granted but you die from being so awsome

i wish i was a weapon from soul eater

[Kira2521]

Granted, you're the one that never existed

I wish i had a Zanpakuto

[jinzo64]

granted but it won't tell you it's name so you can't release or use bankai

i wish i was suzumebachi

[Backmask]

Granted, but your usefulness has already come to an end.

I wish I didn't take the last cookie in the cookie jar.

[jinzo64]

granted but you now have no cookie

i wish for a pair of zangya's panties

[Kira2521]

Granted, they are now your only pair of panties

I wish I existed

[simpleton216]

Granted, you now exist in the city of Chernobyl, which was abandoned in the 80's after a nuclear meltdown released massive amounts of radiation.

I wish there were no annoying little kids on xbox live.

[Adept_Rogue]

Granted, But they go on every other gaming console

I wish i had my own Goblin minion