[Odessa]

totally not stolen off of another board (cough). I'm bored, and need more topics to post in. sue me. If you don't know this game, a person makes a wish, and the next poster grants it in not so good way.

Ex. "I wish i had a hot girlfriend."
"granted, but she is on fire and burns to death in front of you."

ok?



I wish I had a billion dollars.

[Divine Dragoon]

granted you will get the money by $1 every year haha I like this! (^_^)

I wish for my very own catgirl!

[Odessa]

granted, but she has fleas that make you itch when you get near her.


I wish I had a live Bulbasuar.

[Issitheus]

The government would take it away for studies.

I wish this wish was uncorruptible. (Too soon in the thread?)

[Divine Dragoon]

granted! unless you want to keep your life?



granted, but she has fleas that make you itch when you get near her.


defiling a catgirl you MONSTER!!!

I wish I could fly

[Odessa]

Granted; you turn into a fly, size and all.


I wish I got to answer issi's wish.

[Jazean]

granted but it will have no bearing on how his wish really turns out.

I wish for additional wishes.

[Odessa]

granted, but each wish gets progressively worse in it's backlash until they kill you.

I wish i had bigger breasts.

[Kuwabara]

granted, but they give you major backaches...

i wish i had a time machine

[abyssion1337]

here you go, but you can only use it once, and it only takes you to just moments before a huge disaster

I wish for inner peace

[Odessa]

granted; you die.


I wish to be married with kids.

[Mawelli]

granted, but she will be like the girl here http://amvhell.com/index.php?topic=2112.msg78770#msg78770

I want a domo-kun shirt

[Scott]

you get the XXXS size. It's fooking useless.
I want a catgirl. For my own. Now. Dont care what to do with her after some...lets say...*takes a look at the watch* 45 minutes?

[Mawelli]

granted, shes dead.

I want a refill of coke

[Scott]

YOU GET IT!!! (along with diabetes)
I want some wine. Catgirl may be included.

[Divine Dragoon]

granted every thing you drink will turn to wine (think about it....)

EVERYONE STOP DEFILING THE CATGIRLS IT"S TOO CRUEL EVEN FOR ME!!! haha

I wish i could go into space!

[Kuwabara]

granted, but you have no space suit

i wish i could live in space

[Odessa]

GRANTED. however, you cannot survive on any planet.


I wish i had another idea for a new game.

[Kuwabara]

granted, but it sucks :P

i wish i could teleport to anywhere i wanted

[Odessa]

granted, but everytime you teleport, you arrive at your location missing more and more of your atoms.


I wish i knew if God Existed or not.

[Mawelli]

granted, but he is on a holiday.

I wish for a wish

[abyssion1337]

granted; you die.



how's that bad

[acutekat]

you implode

(and back to the wishes)


i wish i could find some place to put the stupid anime screen where it doesn't get in the way

[abyssion1337]

you implode

(and back to the wishes)


i wish i could find some place to put the stupid anime screen where it doesn't get in the way
you're an idiot, we're talking about death, but why is death a negative thing

[acutekat]

this from the person who hates being off topic

[Odessa]

you implode

(and back to the wishes)


i wish i could find some place to put the stupid anime screen where it doesn't get in the way


Granted, but it's so far out of reach you never see it again.



I wish abyss would cheer the hell up.

[acutekat]

not just up the hell up

satan has to be involved to in his happiness

[Odessa]

not just up the hell up

satan has to be involved to in his happiness


i'm sorry, you need to state your answer in "i wish" format. thanks for playing, please try again.

[acutekat]

just making a over sacastic statement

i wish i was less sarcastic

really

[Jazean]

granted; now you catatonic

i wish i had more nachos

[Odessa]

granted. you have an unlimted supply of nachos, but you are now a skeleton who can't taste nachos.


I wish i wasn't tired.

[Jazean]

granted + plus you'll never sleep, you have about a week or two before your body shuts down from lack of aformentioned sleep.

i wish sci-fi channel had less horrible movies.

[Odessa]

granted. the sci fi channel only shows the best material ever created, but your TV no longer gets that channel.


I wish I was on fire. (lets see someone corrupt that, eh?)

[acutekat]

NACHO LAND SLIDE
OH NOES


I wish i wasn't in ohio

[Jazean]

granted, now your in the center of new jersey.

i wish i had more cinnamon toast crunch.

[acutekat]

TOAST CRUNCH AVALANCHE


i wish i had a better computer

[Jazean]

granted, its coolant system runs on human blood and you'll be out soon unless you strap yourself in.

i wish i had more danishes.

[acutekat]

posoined danishes

i wish i had The Best of the Red Army Choir: the Definitive Collection

[Jazean]

you do, yet you have no means of playing it

i wish this upload would move faster.

[Kuwabara]

granted, but it doesnt work

i wish i had $1,000,000

[Jazean]

granted, the FBI will be at your door about... now.

(oh and it did work, just took like an hour to upload)

i wish i could set something on fire.

[Odessa]

granted, but it only affects people in your family tree.

I wish i could fly!

[Jazean]

(perfect! we're kinda failing at the corrupting part arn't we...)

granted, here's your license, now can you afford the jet?

i wish ...um that i could think of something to wish for.

[Odessa]

granted. your brain is replaced with a cyborg brain allowing you think of anything, compute anything, and other PC things. you only lose your personailty, your sense of humor, and any reason to ever post here. You're also confiscated by the government.

I wish I had some more winter pajama's. Really. i'm down to my last pair, and my summer nightgowns are to flimsy for this weather.

[Divine Dragoon]

granted you have more PJ's but there all stained on grape juice and are all sticky

i wish for the worlds best tasting chocolate bar

[Odessa]

granted, but it's made with feces, ants, rotted flesh, and newt testicles.

I wish i could practive alchemy.

[Jazean]

you can, but its only effect will be to mess up your health (more so then it alrady is)

I wish this campus was a coke campus instead of a pepsi campus.

[Odessa]

granted, but it's all diet coke and costs 3$ a can.

I wish i had a deathnote.

[MysticalNinja]

Granted, but you lose your vision.

I wish the weather was warmer.

[Odessa]

granted. the heat rises to evaporate all water on the planet.

I wish i had something witty to write here.

[acutekat]

you do you wrote it and you computer crashed



i wish i wish i was a fish

[FnkyWlkrDrtyTlkr]

I wish, I wish, I had a dish, for with I would eat my fish. And with these fish...crud, lost my ability to rhym....

[Odessa]

you two choke to death on fish semen


I wish I wasn't depressed.

[Divine Dragoon]

Granted here's your HAPPY PILL!!! but the side affect is you will never be horny again (I hear kuw kill himself)

I wish i could find true love.

[Odessa]

granted; your true love is a 300 pound BIG man :)


i wish i could see the look on your face when you two meet...

[Divine Dragoon]

granted you will be there whein it happens but it never does!

I wish pigs could fly

[Odessa]

Granted; they fly over your head, following you and taking dumps on you whenever you go outside.


I wish I could orgasm at will.

[Jazean]

i refuse to grant this wish on the grounds that you'll end up like the rats that they attach electrodes to the pleasure centers of their brains and they die cause they don't eat they only hit the happy button.

i wish people would be a little more fracken level-headed.

[Odessa]

(hehe, you know this is corrupt a wish, right? making it bad is the idea!)


granted, everyone is level headed, but everyone on the planet know is in unison in thinking you are wrong on everything.

I wish Elvis was alive.

[Divine Dragoon]

granted HE IS AND HE IS LEADING THE AMV HEAVEN TROOPS!!!!!!!!


I wish 2+2=5013

[Odessa]

granted; the fabric of the universe unravels around you to make this happen, and the new world defies all logic, with up being down, left being right, and Osama Bin Laden as president of the united states.


I wish i could turn people into animals with my mind.

[TheEndOfAllThingsGreen]

You turn your lover into an owl. WHAT NOW?


I wish the US had cumpulsory milltary service for children ages 13-16

[Odessa]

granted; however the people are outraged and finally revolt to topple the US government.



I wish for a revolution!!

[Jazean]

granted, you get a wii (I so preferred the code name)

i wish i had some snacks or maybe a carbonated soda.

[Odessa]

granted; you now have the power to make junk food out of thin air. however, it's all stale and tastes terrible.


I wish i could talk to animals.

[Issitheus]

Granted, but they have nothing interesting to say.

I wish it was already tomorrow...

[Odessa]

granted, but you don't get to do anything as I strap you to a chair and do unspeakable things to you.

I wish you lived closer to me ;)

[Jazean]

granted... <.< >.> i moved my bedroom one room to the east.

i wish i understood that which goes on inside peoples brains.

[Odessa]

granted, but the knowledge drives you to despiar, binge drinking, and an early suicide.


I wish for a happy ending to this wish.

[Jazean]

granted but it cost you 1 million dollars, but you got a cookie.

i wish i wasn't at college.

[Issitheus]

Granted, you're in prison, on death row.

I wish I had drums for Guitar Hero World Tour

[Odessa]

granted, only now you no arms. or ears. and no penis.


I wish I had a time machine.

[Jazean]

granted but you lack a why of powering it properly so you can only go forward, 1 second at a time.

i wish i had figured out a wish to type.

[Odessa]

granted, but it's so awesome of a wish you are compelled to keep it secret forever; becoming obsessed with keeping it secret until you do nothing but live on the run protecting your wish, only revealing it on your deathbed.

I wish i had the power to grant actual wishes.

[Useful]

Sure, but everyone would love you for your new ability, not for who you really are.

I wish I had a flying tank.

[Odessa]

Sure, but everyone would love you for your new ability, not for who you really are.

I wish I had a flying tank.



lol try being female... guys love you for your funbags and not who you are quite often...




Also, your flying tank? it gets about 1 mile per 10000 gallons, and the recoil (if fired) would destroy the tank.


I wish i were a guy!

[Issitheus]

Granted, but all that changes is you grow facial hair.

I wish I had an atomic weapon the likes of which the world has never seen.

[Odessa]

granted, but they are invisible and you don't where they are.


I wish i had a slinky.

[a cute kitty of doom]

you are the slinky doomed to forever go down the up escalator of hate



i wish someone was here

[Divine Dragoon]

granted here I am but I have to go now....

I wish we all fell asleep right now

[acutekat]

but we transform into our alter egos immediately

i wish for a million bucks

[Kyle X]

Many many male deer rush into your personal space and fill it with antlers that penetrate your deepest niches much too roughly to be safe.

[Jazean]

for you lack of wishing, your tounge is removed so you can never wish agian. (nice move with the bucks thou)

i wish to know who the hell you are and where you came from?

(seriously, new people seem to just be coming out of the woodwork lately.)

[acutekat]

you do then you die

i wish i had the perfect retort to all arguements

[Kyle X]

Squa da la! You have the perfect retort to all arguments. Now no one will talk to you because they don't like being one-upped.

I wish I had remembered to wish for something.. geez.






I come from the internet.

[Odessa]

granted, you rememeber to post something, but were too afraid it would be mocked, and keep your secret wish unspoken, guarding it like a dragon over gold. the strain of keeping it secret cuases you to snap, causing you to streak naked through the streets proclaining yourself the king of america, and are tossed into the looney bin soon after.

I wish for world peace.

[Issitheus]

granted, but it's by the only means that world peace can be attained: the human race goes extinct.

I wish i were an Oscar Mayer weiner

[Odessa]

granted, you become a sentiet oscar meiner wiener, and feel the pain of my teeth as slowly slid you into my mouth in a suggestive manner. i then eat you.

I wish i could eat anything i want and be able to control my weight.

[Issitheus]

Granted, the doctors call it bulimia.

I wish I could think of a wish.

[Odessa]

granted, but the sheer power of your wish causes your brain to implode.


I wish i had some soup right now.

[Issitheus]

Granted, but it's cold.

I wish Odessa had a microwave to heat up her soup with.

[Jazean]

granted, cept its in reverse so it microwaves everything cept the soup, the bowls nice and hot thou.

i wish kenpachi was back

[FnkyWlkrDrtyTlkr]

I wish I could light people on fire with my mind, like people who wait with you for 45 minutes in line for coffee, and when they get to the counter they still don't know what they want. Nobody would press charges, I garuntee it.

[Divine Dragoon]

I wish I could light people on fire with my mind, like people who wait with you for 45 minutes in line for coffee, and when they get to the counter they still don't know what they want. Nobody would press charges, I garuntee it.


bump for not answering the last

granted but he becomes very crazy

I wish for my memories to come back

[Odessa]

granted, but now you remember your real name is Veronica... or it was before your surgery. you also have an alcholic husband, 4 kids, and 2 million in debt.


I wish i had the most posts.

[Tazuto]

granted but that would mean youve been here the longest meaning you made the site and would have much more work having to take care of it

i wish cat girls were real

[Divine Dragoon]

haha I have you NOW!!! hehe granted but your gay

I wish all the spiders in the world were dead

[Tazuto]

granted but now your reasponsible for the world goign out of balence and misquitos overun the world

i wish for odessa for president!

[Odessa]

Granted, but my first act of president is to make a hostile take over, creating a socialist government.

I wish to rule the world...

[Tazuto]

granted but you know an anti-odessa rebellion group would rise up and somehow defeat you since youd be labeled EVIL(damn stereotypes)

i wish i was dead ^^

[Divine Dragoon]

granted but you can't be wished back

I wish that Tazuto was alive

[Tazuto]

cant be granted

i wish LOTD would come back

[Odessa]

granted, but it is far worse than you remember it being.

i wish i had a donut.

[Jazean]

granted but its made of puppies.

i wish we had a dedicated server so the threads weren't getting locked.

[Odessa]

granted, but the server disconnects you and only ever time you try to post.

i wish i had green hair.

[Kyle X]

You have green hair now, but you realize suddenly that it's because tiny invisible dinosaurs snuck into your room at night and *****

[Odessa]

For not making a wish, i curse you with the midas touch; only everything you touch turns to fire.


I wish I had pokemon as real pets.

[abyssion1337]

the ones that don't die from being crammed into air tight balls horribly gore you to death for trying

I wish one of you would actually corrupt one of my wishes in a way that made it actually seem corruped, seriously you guys suck at this

[Tazuto]

granted we continue not corrupting your wishes right

i wish i had money to buy games

[Odessa]

granted, you now have a debit card with no limit, however it's stolen, and after you use you are arrested for fraud.

i wish abyss would be happy.

[BopBopBop]

granted but its happyness will drive you insane,

[Odessa]

for lack of a wish, i grant you 20 orgams a day; only you cant control when/where they happen.


I wish the next poster orgams reading this.

[FnkyWlkrDrtyTlkr]

Sorry, didnt happen.

You get billions of dollars, but can't spend it on anything that could somehow benefit anybody else, thus making the world hate you for your greedyness

[Odessa]

^ i could live with that :)


and why aren't you people wishing?1?



I WISH (see how it's done?) i wasn't being a cranky bitch.

[abyssion1337]

granted, you now have a debit card with no limit, however it's stolen, and after you use you are arrested for fraud.

i wish abyss would be happy.
I'm not exactly unhappy though, I think... ok so I'm a down person but I've become accostumed to it

[Adjacent Badger]

^ i could live with that :)


and why aren't you people wishing?1?



I WISH (see how it's done?) i wasn't being a cranky bitch.


You are no longer a cranky bitch, you have passed that honour on to Abyss


I wish I could speak Portuguese.

[Odessa]

granted, but everyone else who knows portugese dies, making it useless knowledge.


I wish i wasn;t in pain.

[Tazuto]

take an advil or something and itll be granted? O-o;; but ends up continueing

i wish we had a IM channel

[Adjacent Badger]

granted, but everyone else who knows portugese dies, making it useless knowledge.


I don't care if no on else speaks portuguese, being they only person to know a dead language would be darn awesome


We have, it is just not available outside Mongolia

I wish I wasn't that close to being a fascist

[Kyle X]

Suddenly, you&#39;re not that close to being a Fascist. In return you&#39;re this http://amvhell.com/Themes/haylaz_v2/images/bbc/hr.gif close to being a ****phile. With a job as a kindergarten teacher.

I wish I had internet access 24/7.

[Odessa]

granted, but it's AOL.


I wish i could selectively alter my memories to erase people out of my mind.

[Kyle X]

Nooo, not aol... I thought this wasn't the killing thread..

You may selectively alter your memories to do whatever you desire, but every time you do, you suffer nasty side-effects which may include: bleeding, itching, scarring, crying, menstruating, dying, and hair-loss.

I wish I could control my level of creativity.

[Tazuto]

granted but you have a small mind to create with

i wish i knew which scenes to use for my video

[Kyle X]

You jump forward through time and realize exactly which scenes to use. Unfortunately, you know because the video has already been made. Too late.

I wish I could convert matter into energy.

[Odessa]

granted, but the only matter you are allowed to use is the blood and flesh of your biological family.


I wish i could breath under water.

[Kyle X]

Granted. Now you may only breathe under water. But you prefer fresh water to ocean. Obviously, because mermaids are sluts.

I wish my TV got the reception of channel 4 better.

[Tazuto]

you get a 4 but a giant 4 landing on you that says "4ork you"

i wish odessa's breast sized doubled xD

[Kyle X]

Granted. They double in size, every minute. Wait.. well, still kinda corrupted.

I wish I had a private jet.

[Jazean]

you do, but its lodged in a mountainside and many many pieces no longer function.

i wish for steak.

[Adjacent Badger]

You'll have it, but it has been minced and mixed with coffee, curry and cardamon.

I wish to meet Niccolo Machiavelli

[Ken-Chan]

you will meet one body part at a time sent to u by express mail

wish for golden spoon

[Kyle X]

An upset duke runs into your house and stabs you in the gut with a golden spoon.

I wish I could sell more copies of my movie.

[Ken-Chan]

u sell 1000 copies to some creapy russian dude and he gives u a cheak..........it bounces

i wish for a star

[Divine Dragoon]

granted it falls on you

I wish for a working lightsaber

[Ken-Chan]

granted when u turn it on it's the wrong way and stabs through ur leg

i wish for anime

[Divine Dragoon]

granted but its all ones you have

I wish for the vap king name to stay hehe

[Ken-Chan]

granted but on another forum

i wish for every regular person to have custom ranks

[Divine Dragoon]

granted but they all say "major asshole"

I wish for a really fast car

[Ken-Chan]

granted it was stollen

i wish for a turky sandwich with mayonnaise lettuce and cheese

[Divine Dragoon]

granted but the turky is dry

I wish for free air travle miles

[Ken-Chan]

granted but u loose ur card

i wish for a new computer a good one

[Adjacent Badger]

Granted, but even though it's as lawful good as can be, it sucks.

I wish for the day to have 35 hours.

[acutekat]

granted but you live in alaska so all 35 hours are of darkness


i wish i had better internet

[Odessa]

granted, but it comes with a free small child who hogs your computer 24/7 and demands food often.


I wish i could steal children and get away with it.

[Ken-Chan]

granted but the children are cannibals

i wish to be loved

[Adjacent Badger]

You are loved by door salesmen

I wish for a big icecream.

[Ken-Chan]

grantid vomit flavour

i wish for a peanut

[Adjacent Badger]

Granted. You will have to pick it out of your nose, though.

I wish for the world t live in peace.

[Ken-Chan]

granted for 3.54 seconds

i wish for bad luck

[Adjacent Badger]

You are hit by a truck, seconds before you made that wish.

I wish for Pluto to be a planet again.

[Ken-Chan]

granted right before it goes super nova

i wish to be able to wish forever

[Odessa]

granted! i handcuff you to a chair, and you can leave the forums ever again. not even to use the bathroom.


I wish the world had more random magical encounters, like in story books.

[Tazuto]

granted but they go wrong twice as much as the story books

i wish i could sleep more

[Odessa]

granted. you now fall asleep at random, and for uncontrollable amounts of time. but always before any girl tries to kiss you.


I wish I could give the world a coke.

[Adjacent Badger]

You can, but the world don't want your coke.

I wish mayonaise didn't exist

[Tazuto]

(Odessa-chan that wasnt very nice...)

[Tazuto]

granted but now they have nayonaise

i wish skittles rained form the sky

[Adjacent Badger]

As you wish. However, water does no more

I wish tortoises were cuter

[Tazuto]

granted but now they die a mysterious death when you come near

i wish hellsing ultimate episode 5 didnt have a random intro

[Odessa]

(Odessa-chan that wasnt very nice...)


(bows) i apolgize. i meant no offense.



also: your wish is granted; but now all episodes of hellsing are burned and deleted, never to be seen again.


I wish i could read Twilight faster.

[Ken-Chan]

granted but ur memory resets every 5 seconds

[Kyle X]

You didn't wish, so you randomly get hives.

I wish people would understand exactly what I mean when I talk.

[Ken-Chan]

granted but now everyone avoids u because they know the truth?!?!?!

i wish for free anime dvds

[Kyle X]

Granted.. you get Final Fantasy Unlimited and Avatar sent to your house.. and 59 copies of the first volume of Naruto.
And all the discs have been scratched by angry ME.

I wish I could wake up on time like every one else.

[Divine Dragoon]

granted but everyone else sleeps in

I wish abyss wasnt so stuck up

[Ken-Chan]

granted but u become stuck up

i wish for world piece

[Jazean]

*hands ken-chan a rock* he's a piece, sorry its kinda broken.

i wish for more catgirls

[Ken-Chan]

granted but there kittens you ****

i wish for cow girls

[Jazean]

*hands kenny a plate* here's your veal. >.<

i wish for universal betterness.

[Ken-Chan]

granted the sun gets better and brighter and burns u

i wish for world war 3

[Jazean]

granted, its between sweden and france. we all fail.

i wish for more hours in the day.

[Ken-Chan]

granted there are now 100 hours of day and 1 of night

i wish for less hours in the day

[Kyle X]

Granted. Today only has 13 hours, because the moon will take that long to collide with the earth.

I wish this crappy snack food on my desk wasn't so crappy.

[Jazean]

granted, you no longer have snack food you have cat crap.

i wish i didn't have to go to class tonight, and that my fleet carrier would build faster.

[Ken-Chan]

granted but ur fleet carrier goes instead

i wish fir popcorn

[Tazuto]

granted but it has non dairy butter

i wish i had more money

[Ken-Chan]

granted u get 500,000 monopoly notes

i wish for not naked ladies

[Tazuto]

granted but there ugly as hell

i wish i had more games

[Ken-Chan]

granted but u get 10 copies of dues ex invisible wars

i wish for everyone to die in 3 minutes

[Tazuto]

granted but now there are no new animes and manga

i wish for moe

[Ken-Chan]

granted...........................woops i lied u get less

i wish for apples

[Tazuto]

granted but they taste like oranges

i wish for better "Left 4 Dead" teammates

[Ken-Chan]

granted but they are so insanely good they never let you do anything

i wish for spore

[Odessa]

granted. spore creatures come alive and eat you alive. painfully.

I wish i were a vampire.

[Ken-Chan]

granted but u have no teeth so u starve

i wish to be a genie

[Adjacent Badger]

You are, but you live in a dented lamp, burried far beneath the ground.

I wish the incans would forgive me.

[Odessa]

granted, but they will forgive you only if you complete a list of insane feats for their amusement.


I wish i could shake off this apathy.

[Ken-Chan]

granted but then the world explodes

i wish for immortality for all hell crew

[Odessa]

granted, but you continue to grow old and undying.

I wish I had a genie who granted good wishes, and didn't corrupt them.

[Ken-Chan]

granted but you loose the lamp

i wish to be the right hand of god

[Odessa]

granted, but all he does with you is masterbate.


I wish each member of the hell crew had a harem of catgirls.

[Issitheus]

Damn you, odessa! you made an incorruptible wish! there's no way that that could go wrong!

I really wish that the next poster isn't going to tell me how that could go wrong.

[Kyle X]

Granted. I wont disappoint you by telling how the catgirls are all carnivorous and eat humans. I won't warn you about the impending doom of the situation. You can die in ignorance.

I wish this anime would end happily.

[Odessa]

granted. it ends happily, but you are left wanting more it makews you sad all the same.


I wish i had though of my uncorruptable wish earlier...

[Ken-Chan]

granted but u forget it 3 seconds later

i wish for subway

[Kyle X]

Granted. They build a subway through your house.

I wish I would stop posting stupid things.

[Ken-Chan]

granted but u never post again

i wish for peaceof cake

[Odessa]

granted; everyone in the world dies but you, so now you can live in peace.


I wish catgirls choked up massive hairballs.

[Ken-Chan]

granted but now every catgirl fan comes after you

i wish for everyone who hates catgirls to die

[BopBopBop]

Granted. but without noticing you hated them too.

i wish for some snow here.

[Ken-Chan]

granted but it's "yellow" snow

i wish for a lollypop

[Odessa]

granted. it's the worst flavor you have tested, and food is ruined for you forever.


I wish imprinting was real.

[Ken-Chan]

granted but an elephant sits on you after it's granted

i wish for a better keyboard

[Adjacent Badger]

Granted, it's much better for cooking than your present, but it sucks at anything else.

I wish for a kaboterjes

[Odessa]

um, sure? but it smells REALLY bad, and you can't breath in through your nsoe near it or you pass out.


I wish I had a watermelon.

[Ken-Chan]

granted but it gets dropped on ur head

i wish for a clone

[Odessa]

granted, but it comes out being very stupid, and you are left to wonder if the world percieves you as stupid for the rest of your life.


I wish my dad hadn't gotten me valentine's candy as I asked him not too.

[Ken-Chan]

granted he gives u cards instead

i wish for chocolate

[Divine Dragoon]

granted you get a sinkers bar ....and there's corn in it hehehahahahhahahahahha!!!!


I wish for a shiny new quarter!

[Ken-Chan]

grabted but it gets stuck in ur eye

i wish for a third eye

[Tazuto]

granted but its on your ass so you see yourself crap

i wish vicky has a great appreciation day ^^

[Ken-Chan]

GRANTED

i wish for a second earth

[Tazuto]

granted but it falls faster then the first one

i wish for moe

[S.ifr]

DONE!
But your head explodes from a moe OD

I wish this wish doesn't backfire.

[Tazuto]

granted but it says "**** you" and does anyway

i wish for cookies

[Ken-Chan]

granted their burnt

i wish for unlimited txt's

[Adjacent Badger]

They're buried on Iceland, just go get them.

I wish for my neighbour's house to collapse.

[BopBopBop]

Granted, but your in the house when it does.


i wish for the snow to disappear.

[Odessa]

granted; now its invisible snow, still cold and in the way, but you can't see it.


I wish i was married.

[BopBopBop]

granted. ur married to a cat.

i wish for sunshine

[Kyle X]

Granted. The Earth becomes a sun. On he bright side (snicker), all those annoying gasses like helium and hydrogen are now burning!!

I wish I had gotten my sister a present for her birthday.

[BopBopBop]

Granted, u got her a vicious dog.

i wish for more posts.

[Kyle X]

And then suddenly and very mysteriously, 16 new people join and all post legitimate reasons why you should be destroyed.

I wish I could see more girls with blue hair.

[BopBopBop]

Granted. u now only see things in blue. enjoy.

i wish for some more anime.

[acutekat]

you have them they are in different languages with no subs


i wish i didn't have to edit this thread

[Odessa]

I wish people remembered to make a wish.

[acutekat]

everyone post a wish but only after you have complained about them not posting



i wish i could make my friend look foolish

[FnkyWlkrDrtyTlkr]

you didnt make a wish...

I wish I wish you'd make a wish...WISH....WISH


thats 5 wishes in on sentence...though rather forced it still counts

[Odessa]

granted, he made a wish, but you will never know for what.

I wish for more corn.

[abyssion1337]

ok it's at the bottom if this jar full of salt and barbed wire

I wish the earth would burn

[Tazuto]

ok it's at the bottom if this jar full of salt and barbed wire

I wish the earth would burn
granted but it burns with love and bright colors(nice family guy reference lol)

i wish for moe

[abyssion1337]

you become a moe that gets raped by a squid

I wish for a zombie apocalypse

[Tazuto]

granted but your its first victim

i wish i had better games

[abyssion1337]

granted but your its first victim

i wish i had better games
lol I don't care if I'm the first victim as long as it happens, you really can't corrupt

[Odessa]

abyss, play nice.

tazuto, you have better games from the future, unfrotunatly you don't have the system to play them on.

I wish people wouldn't use offensive terms anymore.

[Divine Dragoon]

granted but there are no more people in this perfect world

I wish for the most awesome video in the world

[Tazuto]

granted but its not what you think
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbeSBD17C0M
(good one vicky ^^)
i wish for the best game system ever

[Odessa]

granted, but you don't have the right power source to use it.


I wish i could lose 50 pounds and never have to diet again.

[Ken-Chan]

granted but u gain 100 pounds

i wish that zombies were vegetarians

[Kyle X]

Zombies are vegetarians.. they just can't stop eating people because their brains are rotting and don't work properly, and as we all know, the brain is just the thing that stops you from doing fun things because of "consequences".

I wish for a really cool, unique accent like Sean Connery.

[Odessa]

granted, but now Sean Connery is out to kill you.

I wish I had HBO

[Ken-Chan]

granted but a bed pan hits u in the head :P

i wish for a Jamaican accent

[Odessa]

granted. but now every time you talk your throat burns like a white iron was shoved down your throat.

I wish for an army of zombie slaves

[Kyle X]

..granted. There are so many holes in that plan, though.
For one, your zombie slaves simply herd around like cattle until you tie them up with ropes or something and lead them to the location of your bidding. And they're not good at anything. So basically you get defective zombies that don't walk unless you lead them with human flesh, and even then, they just look at it.
And the zombies are all made from your immediate family and friends.

I wish the crying wouldn't drown the world.

[Ken-Chan]

granted but it will take a million years of crying for it to happen

i wish for a large chips

[Kyle X]

Granted. The evil man in the blue cloak comes and rips out your bones, and gives them back to you in large chips.

I wish for more time! I'm late

[BopBopBop]

Granted, youre early.


i wish for a wish.

[Odessa]

granted, you are given a wishing well giving off a horrible smell.


I wish for pancakes for all.

[Issitheus]

DAMN YOU AND YOUR INCORRUPTIBLE WISHES!!!
wait... YOU FORGOT TO WISH FOR PLENTIFUL SYRUP! HAHA-wait... damn...

I wish for plentiful syrup to go with the pancakes.

[Ken-Chan]

granted u get 2 pancakes and 300L of syrup

i wish for pokemon to be real

[Issitheus]

Granted but they develop a disease with a 100% mortality rate that is easily transferable to humans through the air.

I wish that this wish could be incorruptible.

[Ken-Chan]

granted but ur next wish isnt

i wish for a personal shinigami of my own

[Divine Dragoon]

granted but whatever that it is does not live up to your expectations

I wish for a 1st edition charazard card from the first sires

[Tazuto]

granted but whatever that it is does not live up to your expectations

I wish for a 1st edition charazard card from the first sires
granted but you only get to see it from my Holo cards book ;)

i wish people listened to me more

[Odessa]

I wish for a 1st edition charazard card from the first sires


I had one of those too... I gave it my friend Rachel's nephew, along with all of my pokemon cards. he's six, so he will enjoy them more, i think lol.


oh, and your wish is granted; people listen to you all the time as everyone else becomes telepathic, using thoughs to communicate, making you the most ostracized person in the world.


I wish for a sexy party.

[Tazuto]

granted but the cops end it quickly from an anouymos(****ting spelling) tip

i wish i wasnt the only one making this video of mine

[Ken-Chan]

granted but now to many people help and it looses it's originality

i wish for a chair

[Odessa]

granted; you get a metal chair slammed into your face by every wrestler the world has ever known.


I wish clothing was made optionel.

[Ken-Chan]

granted but then they stop clothes altogether and u die in winter

i wish that erections where publicly accepted

[Odessa]

granted, but you never get an erection again, and have to watch ever one enjoy thiers.

I wish we had a Kira in this world to smite evil.

[Ken-Chan]

granted but it's me

i wish for a Zero in this world to conquer it

[Odessa]

granted, but ir revolts daily, making it more work than help.

I wish my back wasn't in pain so i could think of a better wish.

[Ken-Chan]

granted but now u have no back

i wish for blank dvd's

[Odessa]

granted, but they are thrown at you at insane speeds and rip through your body.


I wish i wasn't so apathetic today.

[Ken-Chan]

granted ur a very very slightly less apathetic

i wish i had an apple that tasted good

[acutekat]

you do but it is poisned



i wish i had someone to talk to

[Odessa]

granted his name is Bubbles and he is your new gay lover.


I wish the supernatural world would come out of hiding already.

[acutekat]

granted but it is the world of dragon tales

i wish i could always think of something witty

[Odessa]

granted, but you are now mute and can never express your witty-ness.


I wish i knew what dragon tales were.

[acutekat]

granted its a kid's show about dragon that do nothing but kindness love (ooh pooh this is right up your alley) and affection

to a nausiating degree
and then you die

i wish i could have granted that better

[Odessa]

granted, you know everything there si to know about the show as you forced to watch it 24/7, and become an actor in thier new live stage production.

I wish for waffo.

[Tazuto]

granted but i dont know what a waffo is so heres a waffle =P

i wish i knew japanese

[Divine Dragoon]

Granted But all anime is made in Korean form now on and the old ones are burned in bon fires all around the world (you had to wish for that jackass) :P hehe


I wish for a stormtrooper outfit

[Ken-Chan]

granted but it's 3 sizes to small

i wish for pants

[Tazuto]

granted, *pulls your pants down* there you got "pants'd"

i wish i wasnt so lazy

[Adjacent Badger]

Granted, but you're tied to a tree.

I wish I could add daikaisho vanguards post count to mine.

[Ken-Chan]

granted but u get banned

[Odessa]

you are also baned for foregetting to make a wish


I wish i was banned :)

[Issitheus]

Granted, but you realize just how much you love us and feel deep shame for getting banned.

I wish I could work up the courage to ban Odessa if the need arose.

[Odessa]

granted, but as soon as you have the courage, i hack the site and remove you as a moderator.

I wish i knew what a ban worthy offense in hell was.

[Issitheus]

Granted, but then you are tempted to do every one of them and are permanently banned.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

[Kyle X]

You do, but now you can't tell anyone, since all electronic and electric devices fry and permanently stop working whenever you are within 50 meters of them.

Um, in the last one.. Odessa gets banned for being tempted? That's like death penalty for thinking about murder.

I wish FLCL was available to me in physical form.

[abyssion1337]

it beats you over the head and steals your wallet before sleeping with your mom and running off

I wish for sleep (and don't try to corrupt this one with nightmares, I consider them a positive influence on my creativity(thought I'd help with the obvious one))

[Jazean]

granted, but in your sleep you experience every waking moment of a perfectly boring week.

I wish I could find a good download for Desert Punk.

[Ken-Chan]

granted but it's in spanish

i wish for the "Butter Dog"

[Kyle X]

..what the heck?
I'm not googling this, I'm going to rely on an Inuyasha Fanfic I read a long time ago.

You get covered in butter and Inuyasha licks it all off.

There. Consider yourself corrupted, because you enjoyed that, in addition to experiencing it.

I wish fanfics were only possible after a qualifier round, or a certification test.

[Ken-Chan]

ok butter dog is a reference to GANTZ

granted but the test is run by a 3 yr old

i wish there where more fanfics

[Odessa]

granted, but they are so incredibly bad, the internet is destroyed to keep them from spreading.

I wish for the midas touch.

[Issitheus]

Granted, but... well, read the damn story.

I wish for a better computer.

[Kyle X]

You get a better computer, a way better computer: a super-computer from the NASA. They arrive in a few hours to collect it.

I wish for some more, sir.

[Ken-Chan]

granted but i put it up ur ass

i wish for a fish

[Odessa]

granted, but now you are super allergic to fish ( like me!) and it causes you intense agony for days.

I wish i wasn't allergic to fish.

[Ken-Chan]

granted but now ur allergic to anime

i wish i could make things go boom

[Issitheus]

granted, but the first thing you make go boom is accidentally your penis.

i wish for pie.

[Odessa]

granted, you now have pies made up of the organs of your loved ones. and blueberries.

I wish I knew what to do with my life.

[Tazuto]

granted but its something that benifits other people and not you

i wish for more moe

[Odessa]

I was rejected for being a Peace Corps member, so I wouldn't be opposed to helping others if i could. :)


granted, you get more moe, but you get too much. people jealous of your moe rob you in the night, leaving you with nothing. not even your penis.

I wish every person one had one magical talent at thier disposal.

[Ken-Chan]

granted but they die after the first use

i wish for a star

[Odessa]

granted; it crashes into your house and destroys everything for miles.

I wish for a harem of cute anime boys and girls.

[Divine Dragoon]

granted but all there "points of interest" have ether been cut off or stitched up with wire.

I wish for a new T-shirt