[abyssion1337]

you poisoned yourself after being placed into a forced labor camp

[imphic]

you had your head exploded by Gantz

[abyssion1337]

you get killed in the crossfire of a noir gunfight

[imphic]

you drove over yourself

[abyssion1337]

you offend a bear

[imphic]

you were bayoneted in a Civil War reenactment

[abyssion1337]

you were forced to watch the He-man movie

[imphic]

you looked at the ark of the covenant

[abyssion1337]

you fought with grape nose boy

[imphic]

you disrespected the funk

[abyssion1337]

you stumble into a Tom and Jerry cartoon

[Kyle X]

Your feet find some landmines.

[abyssion1337]

your brain rots from poison

[Kyle X]

You wake up in a hospital, all alone, naked. No one is in the hospital. No one is outside. No one is anywhere. Then rage-zombies descend and the end.

[abyssion1337]

stop hamertime

[Kyle X]

You manage to touch Mc Hammer.

[abyssion1337]

you tried to touch MC Hammer but his aura disintegrated you

[imphic]

You fell down M.C. Escher's Relativity stairs

[abyssion1337]

tried to understand MC Escher's mind

[Ken-Chan]

ate ur own head

[abyssion1337]

you stuck your head so far up your ass you choked on it

[imphic]

You drowned in the kiddie pool

[abyssion1337]

you **** with inspector gadget

[imphic]

you tested a home-made jet pack

[abyssion1337]

you tried to stop the heavy from taking the sandvich

[Ken-Chan]

u tried to stop me from commenting on the killing thread

[Odessa]

you are a person made of pocky at an anime convention of starved teenage girls.

[Pink_Nipple]

knock-knock

who's there?

it's your friend, a nuclear bombie.

come in, want some lemonade?

um, no thanks

...........

[Divine Dragoon]

I destroy the earth and your on it

[Odessa]

you awaken an army of undead with the sole purpose of destroying you.

[Ken-Chan]

u open the gates of another dimension it was so disgusting u killed urself

[abyssion1337]

you pissed off the frenzied berserker

[Ken-Chan]

got eaten by a mecha

[abyssion1337]

Grendel gets you in your sleep

[imphic]

A house falls on you

[Ken-Chan]

u fall on a house from space

[Pink_Nipple]

you got too close to the sun

[imphic]

you sank into the sea

[Pink_Nipple]

you drank the sea

[imphic]

you drank diet coke and after swallowing mentos

[Pink_Nipple]

you swallowed a wutermelon

[imphic]

you were smashed by Dokuro-chan

[abyssion1337]

you rob a bank but your mate wants a larger share

[imphic]

you threw an exploding boomerang

[Pink_Nipple]

you're teh suicide bunny

[imphic]

you fought the rabbit from Monty Python and the Holy Grail

[abyssion1337]

you fought Kefka

[Pink_Nipple]

Golbez throws you into the Void

[abyssion1337]

Zeromus jumps out of the shadows at you

[Ken-Chan]

u had game over

[acutekat]

you forgot to put brackets at the end of a function
in life

[imphic]

Your soul cried out in terror on Alderaan and then was suddenly silenced.

[Odessa]

you picked up the holy hand grenade.

[Charon]

you are decapitated by a morbidly obese man playing extreme frisbee with a copy of Devastatin Dave the Turntable Slaves 1986 single "Zip Zap Rap"

[Odessa]

You break your neck trying to give yourself oral sex.

[imphic]

You died from a "perfect storm" of STDs

[abyssion1337]

you get eaten by a hat

[imphic]

you get decapitated by Oddjob's hat

[Ken-Chan]

u fall into cat in the hats hat

[imphic]

a hat fell on you from the Sears tower

[Ken-Chan]

u fall from the lookout tower

[abyssion1337]

you get hit by the force-a-nature

[Ken-Chan]

u were transmuted into a pile of goo

[BopBopBop]

Goo through the chest.

[abyssion1337]

you get hit by a crit from the sandman

[Charon]

you die of blood loss after masturbating with sandpaper and nails

[Odessa]

you took my spot in surgery today and couldn't handle the massive needles.

[abyssion1337]

you get shot but a needle gun

[acutekat]

incorrect grammar



thru the chest

[Charon]

how does one get improper grammar trough the chest?

[acutekat]

you find out how

[Odessa]

You forget to keep your heart beating.

[Ravenick]

hey hot stuff


....im talking to vicky fyi

[Odessa]

You revealed abyss' gender on AMV Hell, and he kills you for it.


Oh SHI---

[Ravenick]

ehh what else is new, let HE WHO IS ABY (cause someone edited my 'he' to 'he/she') BRING IT! he'll just throw a hissy fit XD

[BopBopBop]

caught in the extreme explosion that happen when Abyss finds out that his gender have been revealed.

[Ravenick]

AYE!!! he be MAN, and HE best be PROUD if he not want to be GAY!!

[Odessa]

nothing wrong with being gay ;)

[BopBopBop]

less chit-chat. more killing people.


CRIKEY!. nuff' said

[Ravenick]

Aby's in denil. AND I DONT MEAN EGYPT

[Odessa]

You are killed by gay rights activists. With rubber dildo's.


And I think it's time for me to go to bed. night all.

Later nick ;)

[Ravenick]

ME TOO!!! -follows Vicky-

[Ken-Chan]

i shoot u for following vicky

[Ravenick]

Vicky is my girlfriend and soon to be fiance

[Ken-Chan]

all the more reason to shoot you

[Ravenick]

OHHH so you like Vicky? XD WELL TO BAD!!! ILL FIGHT TO THE DEATH FOR MY VICKY!!! -draws swords-

[Ken-Chan]

awww i'm awlready having a death match with abyss

ow well

LETS GO
http://www.hypetrak.com/image/2008/12/afro-samurai.jpg

[Ravenick]

-pulls out gun- boring -head shot-

[Ken-Chan]

ow u wouldn't know this since ur new

i'm the king of vampiresvicky is the queen but i'm her slave

so i cant die

would like to stop before you get in over ur head BOY
http://maximumhellsing.com/pic/hellsing_ultimate_ova1-04.jpg

[Ravenick]

ow u wouldn't know this since ur new

i'm the king of vampiresvicky is the queen but i'm her slave

so i cant die

would like to stop before you get in over ur head BOY
http://maximumhellsing.com/pic/hellsing_ultimate_ova1-04.jpg
XD I AM IMMORTAL\!!!! i super diamond bones, and i have Wolverine, edward elric, ichigo, and supermans powers:

can control the diamond in my body to make weapons
makes blades like edward elric
and can fly and has super speed.

[Ken-Chan]

SWEEEET

so what two immortals will fight for eternity?

[Ravenick]

SWEEEET

so what two immortals will fight for eternity?
-_-.... im bored already

[Ken-Chan]

yer me two so wtf did we start this over

[Tazuto]

yer me two so wtf did we start this over
start button through the chest

[Ken-Chan]

power supply in the ass

[Tazuto]

analog sticks in the eyes

[Ken-Chan]

mouse in the eye

[Tazuto]

duelshock controller up the ass

[Ken-Chan]

headshot in the ass

[Tazuto]

ohhhh good one

barb wire in the mouth out the ass and floss yourself to death(all fame goes to yatzhee for that rofl)

[Ken-Chan]

u say u waste time so time waste's you

[Tazuto]

yes it slowly waste us all

surgical tools through the chest

[Ken-Chan]

dragon thought the chest

[Tazuto]

<DAAAAAAAAAAAMN through the chest lol =P

[imphic]

Glockenspiel through the chest

[abyssion1337]

the medic gets you with his blatsager

[imphic]

You lost in a lightsaber duel to Yoda

[Ken-Chan]

alucard shot u with his jackle

[abyssion1337]

you were fighting a demoman when he got critzkrieged

[Tazuto]

Abyss'es harsh words through the chest

[abyssion1337]

you hang yourself from the limbs of Pink young CEO

[imphic]

you got the death penalty from Haruhi

[abyssion1337]

Guu eats you

[imphic]

Yusuke shots you with Spirit Gun

[abyssion1337]

you get hit by the Gekigan sword

[imphic]

You get hit with Lightning Blade

[abyssion1337]

Legato makes you kill yourself

[Ken-Chan]

head through the chest

[imphic]

Light learns your name

[abyssion1337]

stabbed for not letting me kill Ken-chan first(I had a good one)

[Ken-Chan]

eaten for wanting to kill me

[abyssion1337]

eaten cause they were still hungry

[imphic]

you ate the salmon moose

[abyssion1337]

you bypassed the hot spring forgetting that it cured petrify and restored HP

[Ken-Chan]

cut ur heart out

[abyssion1337]

you forgot some of the anime laws of physics

[Ken-Chan]

gundum sat on u

[abyssion1337]

optimus prime sat on you

[Ken-Chan]

megatron sat on u

[imphic]

unicorn sat on you

[Pink_Nipple]

you stole my antibiotics

[Ken-Chan]

u stole my minicon

[imphic]

you stole my heart (KALI MA!)

[thedarkmessenger]

I overdid my flashy entrance. Everyone here dies in various ways.

[imphic]

you died of the bends

[thedarkmessenger]

your flashy entrance death was caused by standing too close to all the pretty explosions.

[imphic]

You used acme explosives

[thedarkmessenger]

It turns out you survived the explosions, but didn't survive getting run over by a motorcycle.

[Odessa]

Anvil falls on you.

[thedarkmessenger]

Building debris fell on you.

[BopBopBop]

Anvil through the chest.

[thedarkmessenger]

The anvil grew arms and choked you to death.

[Charon]

Death thought the chest

[thedarkmessenger]

something scientifically impossible happens to you. Space-time carnage ensues.

[acutekat]

you kill your own grandmother before she was born

[Charon]

You are eaten by the Ichthyosaur

[thedarkmessenger]

You went back in time and killed your mother before she gave birth.

[acutekat]

killed yourself in the past

[thedarkmessenger]

yourself through you chest.

[acutekat]

time machine through the chest

[thedarkmessenger]

There was never a time machine. Your head explodes from confusion.

[Charon]

you abort yourself before you were born

[acutekat]

gives you eboila

[thedarkmessenger]

gives you cancer

[acutekat]

kerplotz

[thedarkmessenger]

kerblam!

[Odessa]

rabid dogs attack you

[Ken-Chan]

rabid mouse attacks u

[thedarkmessenger]

perfectly healthy dragon attacks you.

[Ken-Chan]

dragon bomb dropped on u

[thedarkmessenger]

Dragon fire-breathed you

[Ken-Chan]

u ate poisoned dragon heart

[thedarkmessenger]

You ate a dragon tail...BEFORE removing the scales.

[Ken-Chan]

i ate ur face off

[thedarkmessenger]

My dragon punched your face in.

[Ken-Chan]

beyblade to the head

[thedarkmessenger]

Yu-Gi-Oh! card through the neck :P.

[jrazur]

face through Yu-Gi-Oh! card failed and broke your nose and your blood was thinning and you bled to death

[Ionzorg]

I club you to death with my friend Sam. He's thin enough to wield, but prominent enough to break you! :D

[jrazur]

a seal clubs you for what you did last night

[Ionzorg]

I know a certain number of humans who that seal might be the blubbery form of, for things I did laat night...but I digress.

Also, very apt on your part, what with my being Canadian and all. :D

Spyro rams his head into you and takes all your gems. Life lesson. :P

[jrazur]

Now I am broke :( QQ

ratchet and clank hits you and steals your nuts and bolts

[Ravenick]

great, now we have furry creatures stealing nuts.... wheres my cup?

[thedarkmessenger]

your cup explodes in your hand.

[Tazuto]

death by teacup

[Pink_Nipple]

evil tea kills you

[Mawelli]

died of boredom

[imphic]

Killed by kindness

[Odessa]

Spyro the Dragon and Puff the Magic Dragon play a game of tug of war, with you as the rope.

[BopBopBop]

Spyro through the chest.

[jrazur]

facestabbed by a spy

[Ken-Chan]

spy vs spy vs you

[thedarkmessenger]

spy ninja pirate vs you

[abyssion1337]

you get hit by a scout's sandman after he stuns you with while he's being buffed by a kritzkrieg

[Odessa]

you tried to be the first person to roller blade over the grand canyon

[abyssion1337]

you take RPI physics

[Tazuto]

you skydive over an ocean thinking you dont need a parachute

[abyssion1337]

you try to fight a god with a fork

[BopBopBop]

You nicknamed her baby after the Loch Ness Monster.

[abyssion1337]

you forked a road

[Ken-Chan]

u tried to land on the sun

[abyssion1337]

you get eaten

[Ken-Chan]

u were a rotten tooth

[thedarkmessenger]

You failed to deploy your parachute during the air invasion.

[abyssion1337]

death by design

[Ken-Chan]

u are a bad egg

[thedarkmessenger]

The design for your car was based off an egg.

[Ken-Chan]

how would that kill me

ur so dum u were put out of ur misery

[abyssion1337]

you get shot but sheriff brown

[thedarkmessenger]

how would that kill me


Well firstly the car's "shell" wouldn't handle well in a car wreck...

On topic: you get shot by a random tank

[abyssion1337]

you were in that tank and there was a bomb in it

[thedarkmessenger]

you were in the bomb (somehow)

[Ken-Chan]

i decapitated you with my penis

[abyssion1337]

you kill yourself with your penis

[Ken-Chan]

u kill urself because ur ashamed of ur penis

[abyssion1337]

you snap your neck trying to give yourself a blow job

[Ken-Chan]

i have had that said to me twice in one week now

smashed ur own head into a brick wall

[abyssion1337]

you haven't seen clerks? you have sex with a dead guy and kill yourself afterwards

[Ken-Chan]

u go into the world of bible black

[abyssion1337]

that's not necessarily fatal

you as a normal human try to fight an exalt

[imphic]

you tried to fight Chuck Norris

[Ken-Chan]

u headbutt a knife

[abyssion1337]

you get into a fight with my GURPS character

[imphic]

you get in a fight with Alucard

[abyssion1337]

you get into a fight with father Anderson

[imphic]

you get in a fight with Dr. Manhattan

[thedarkmessenger]

You get in a fight with Sephiroth.

[Tazuto]

you get in a fight with satan

[abyssion1337]

you get into a fight with Kefka

[Kyle X]

You get into a fight at a british airport pub with a random guy who reports you to the police, so you try to escape on an international flight, hiding in the baggage compartment, but there are 3 pit bulls hidden with you, attempting to gnaw off your ankles and wrists. You leave the baggage area and try to hide in one of the bathrooms, but everybody wants to use it, so you leave that and get found out and placed under supervision by a cop who happens to be on the plane, and suddenly, the cyanide pill takes effect.

[imphic]

And you find $2... that explode!

[Kyle X]

You choke on a Caps Lock key.

[imphic]

You choke in a porn scene gone terribly wrong.

[abyssion1337]

you play DotA till you die

[imphic]

You played with yourself until you died

[abyssion1337]

you fell down the stairway to heaven

[imphic]

You were smashed between heaven's door

[BopBopBop]

Burned in a tub of salt.

[Kyle X]

Despite all your rage, the cage collapsed and crushed you.

[imphic]

You were crushed by Santo.

[Odessa]

The deity of used tissues sacrifices you for all of your misuse of tissues in your "alone time."

[abyssion1337]

you get killed in mass combat when you epically fail your valor roll causing you to sit there and twidle your thumbs for 3 rounds

[Ravenick]

-uses Geass- you all shoot yourselves

[abyssion1337]

you get hit by a grenade

[imphic]

You get stabbed in the head by a dagger or a sword

[Odessa]

your heart IS a grenade, and you explode.

[imphic]

You shoot yourself out of a cannon and explode on impact

[Odessa]

you shoot yourself out of a canon, perform a 14 fold acrobatic leap, and dive heat first into a volcano.

[imphic]

You jump into a shark&#39;s mouth
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nzd0R_OeOc

[Odessa]

animal rights activists. that is all.

[imphic]

You tried to save an ungrateful wolverine.

[abyssion1337]

you are that wolverine and you were quickly put down

[imphic]

You put down Watchmen and were smitten by a million fanboys

[abyssion1337]

you accused me of EVER even hypothetically putting down the watchmen

[imphic]

(You're right, that wasn't cool of me. :-[ My apolgoies.)
You were shot with the Golden Gun

[abyssion1337]

the wise one summons a dragon on you

[imphic]

With my catapult turtle I can launch my dragon champion toward your castle shattering your flotation ring thereby causing it to fall upon your monsters

[abyssion1337]

you entered a contest with Rasputin to see who could endure more

[imphic]

You challenged Andrew Jackson to a duel

[abyssion1337]

You challenged Andrew Jackson to a duel
you do realize his most famous duel is agreeing with the other guy to shoot straight up right?


you were forced to listen to tiny Tim till his falsetto causes you to explode

[imphic]

You challenged Andrew Jackson to a duel
you do realize his most famous duel is agreeing with the other guy to shoot straight up right?


you were forced to listen to tiny Tim till his falsetto causes you to explode

In my defense he had about a dozen others, but good memory.
You were forced to listen to Puberty Love

[Odessa]

You challenged Aquaman to see who could hold thier breath underwater longer.

[imphic]

You challenged Flash to a death race

[abyssion1337]

you tried fly by jumping off a cliff and missing the ground, the operand word here is "try"

[imphic]

You were pulled underground by the Mole People

[abyssion1337]

you try to beat the tank but it throws a car at you and kills all 4 survivors

[Odessa]

You slice open your finger in a room full of hungry vampires.

[abyssion1337]

you get my axe of capitalism right in your face

[Odessa]

Socialism Strikes Second, Snipers silencing shots shoot scum.

[abyssion1337]

you get hauled in by the SS, and we all thought they were gone for good

[imphic]

You invaded Russia on foot in winter

[BopBopBop]

hammer'ed. (HAMMER TIME!)

[Odessa]

You attack the British Armada with a row boat and a butter knife.

[Tazuto]

you cut in front of chuck norris

[imphic]

You messed with Texas

[abyssion1337]

You messed with Texas
In a game of Illuminati I once destroyed Texas with Ninjas

you get shot by a washing machine

[Odessa]

You spit at Cthulhu

[abyssion1337]

you wake up in the morning to find a shoggoth outside your room

[Ravenick]

you team up with the Chinese Federation to take on Zero and the Black Knights.

trust me, not a good situation.

[abyssion1337]

you piss off the NRA

[Ravenick]

you play keep away with a pack of Raptors.

[abyssion1337]

You piss off the IRA

[Odessa]

you are baked into a cake for Satan's birthday.

[abyssion1337]

You joined the IRA

[Odessa]

you go witohut sleep for so long, your brain revolts, forcing you to sleep forever.

[abyssion1337]

you get squished

[Odessa]

you tug on superman's cape.

[abyssion1337]

you pulled my tail

[Odessa]

electrical fire causes your PC to explode, sending screen fragments into your brain

[abyssion1337]

my pc kills you for thinking of abusing it

[imphic]

You walk in the background and Bale kills you

[Odessa]

killed by a plot device

[BopBopBop]

got ran over by a steamroller.

[abyssion1337]

you couldn't find its weak spot

[Odessa]

lowered slowly into a vat of dip.

[abyssion1337]

you get judged by Villefort

[imphic]

You got judged by Robot Santa.

[Tazuto]

chuck norris through the chest rofl

[imphic]

Hundred Crack Fist on the chest

[abyssion1337]

you get eaten by Gluttony

[Divine Dragoon]

I demonstrate the business end of my blade! MEWHAHAHAHA!!

[abyssion1337]

A smoker pulls you to your death

[Luppi-tan]

One word. Aizen

[Ken-Chan]

another word, Vizards

[Divine Dragoon]

you light your fart on fire....It goes all the way up your **** tube and burns you from the inside out.

[Ken-Chan]

u tried to eat glass the good news is you achieved your goal
the bad news you achieved your goal

[abyssion1337]

you get on the wrong end of my megalomania

[Ken-Chan]

u played leap frog with a t-rex

[abyssion1337]

you tried to catch a mermaid

[Ken-Chan]

u cought road runner u felt so proud but then u notice it's c4 molded into the shape of roadrunner

BOOM