[abyssion1337]

you thought cartoon physics worked

[Ken-Chan]

u tried to jump through ur tv

[abyssion1337]

you jumped into your blender

[Ken-Chan]

u tried to live underwater

[abyssion1337]

you tried to live on the moon

[Ken-Chan]

u tried ur new invention of an underwater tv in ur bath it was a fail

[abyssion1337]

you ate too poison

[Ken-Chan]

u ate a rat who ate poison

[Luppi-tan]

Illithids

[Ken-Chan]

Sephiroth didn't like you

[abyssion1337]

you come face to face with my new DnD character concept

[Ken-Chan]

tried head on

[abyssion1337]

you became an hero

[Ken-Chan]

buried yourself alive

[imphic]

you ate yourself to death

[amn3sys]

you put your head in your microwave.

[Ken-Chan]

u tested the first walk in microwave

[amn3sys]

you wanted to scratch your back whit a human sized cheeseslicer..
u got slices of back instead...

[Tazuto]

you dived in an empty pool

[Odessa]

i use my new Jesus powers to turn your blood in wine. you die highly intoxicated.

[amn3sys]

i use my new Jesus powers to turn your blood in wine. you die highly intoxicated.


XD nice one

i recommend you turn some ones body in to bread and throw him/her to some pidgeons(or howerver you spell it)

[BopBopBop]

Pidgeons Through the chest.

Through-the-chest deaths never gets old.

[abyssion1337]

you went to Australia and got sniped

[thedarkmessenger]

you stayed home and still got sniped.

[Ken-Chan]

dam right stay out of my country

u got bomb through the chest

[thedarkmessenger]

chest through the bomb.

don't ask :P

[Ken-Chan]

u ate a grenade

[thedarkmessenger]

u asked. stop asking!

[abyssion1337]

you go to Boston and get bludgeoned

[Ken-Chan]

u tried to assassinate the president

[thedarkmessenger]

u tried to assassinate god

[Ken-Chan]

u were god right before u died

[thedarkmessenger]

u were Hitler right before the war ended.

[Ken-Chan]

u were a cute little chicken right before i bit it's head off

[thedarkmessenger]

u were a cute little puppy before I kicked it off a 10,000' cliff with sharp pointy rocks at the bottom

[Ken-Chan]

u were me right before i killed myself :P

[thedarkmessenger]

you were the demon that possessed me as I was killing myself.

[Ken-Chan]

u ate rotten me

[thedarkmessenger]

u ate poisoned me

[Ken-Chan]

you ate dead you

[thedarkmessenger]

u ate dead Issi :O! Who the heck killed Issi?!

[Ken-Chan]

u stood on abys

[thedarkmessenger]

u stood on me.

[imphic]

you stood by me (take a shower, por favor)

[Ken-Chan]

i burnt u alive

[thedarkmessenger]

I burnt you after killing you with my shoe!

[imphic]

You were burninated by Trogdor

[Ken-Chan]

u were terminated

[imphic]

You were exterminated by a Dialeck

[Ken-Chan]

u masturbated to much and borke ur penis

u were so sad about that u jumped off a building

[abyssion1337]

you go to texas and get shot by a turret

[Ken-Chan]

u get shot by ur mum

[abyssion1337]

you go to Germany an year after WWII ends but still get shot but a rocket from a guy dressed in a vaguely american uniform

[Ken-Chan]

zombie nazi's rise from the dead with the sole purpose of eliminating u

[thedarkmessenger]

u ate a zombie.

[Ken-Chan]

u played Russian roulette with an immortal

[thedarkmessenger]

u played russian roulette with yourself.

[Ken-Chan]

ur a premature suicide bomber

[thedarkmessenger]

you were my partner

[Ken-Chan]

now ur my underling

[thedarkmessenger]

I revolted.

[Ken-Chan]

u failed the revolt

[thedarkmessenger]

you failed the failure.

wait...what?

[Ken-Chan]

i'm not sure how that would kill
hell i'm not sure wat that means

anyway u facepalm to hard and smash ur own skull

[thedarkmessenger]

your computer self-destructed from over-heating.

[Kuwabara]

....u tried leaving again......on the way out, you hit one of the landmines i had set up to prevent anyone from leaving...

[Ken-Chan]

u had a heart attack but no one knows why ::)

[thedarkmessenger]

You had a seizure, but no one knows how >:-D

[Ken-Chan]

u farted so hard ur intestines cam out

[amn3sys]

you exedently cut your self in the belly your guts came out you taught it was food (.) (.)
/\
(=====)

[imphic]

You tried to dry your hair in the microwave.

[amn3sys]

you did nitrogen in your drink to cool it, then you drank it, it was a "freezing" expirience

[BopBopBop]

Microwave through the chest!

[amn3sys]

you shrink the sun and ate it 10 seconds after it grew back to its original state u bruned from the indsite and made a nice splat

[BopBopBop]

Sun through the chest.

[amn3sys]

univeres trough the chest

[abyssion1337]

you went to germany and a medic looking guy said he'd help you, he then performed experiments on you resulting in your death

[imphic]

you went to germany and a medic looking guy said he'd help you, he then performed experiments on you resulting in your death

What do you have against the Nazis?
You burst into flames trying to become the Rocketer.

[abyssion1337]

you haven't realized the theme of my last few kills, maybe now

you get stabbed by a guy in a suit and mask smoking a cigarette

[imphic]

I think I do now
You were inside a tank that was separated and then compacted

[Ken-Chan]

tank through the chest

[abyssion1337]

I only have 2 more to go before I abandon the theme, are you sure you've got it?

on a trip to Russia you see a really cool minigun, upon touching it a big guy comes down screaming about how you touched Sasha and beats you to death

[Ken-Chan]

i dont know ur theme and now i'm gong to start a theme

ur hit by a train after helping a bum off the tracks

[Luppi-tan]

Killed by a bum who then proceeds to pee on your corpse in an attempt to defile it

[abyssion1337]

what you assume to be a guy in a gas mask jumps out from behind a corner lights you on fire with a flamethrower before bludgeoning you with an axe wrapped in barbed wire

[Ken-Chan]

an 8 armed alian shoots alaser out of a laturn and cuts u to pieces

[abyssion1337]

you get hit by a train

[Ken-Chan]

a guys eyes shoot a beam that vaporizes all it looks at, it looks at you

[abyssion1337]

you get hit by a baseball bat

[Ken-Chan]

ripped in half by green onion alien

[imphic]

torn apart by a demon

[Ken-Chan]

head blown up after trying to shoot a team mate

[BopBopBop]

Team Mate through the chest!

[imphic]

Alien out of the chest.

[abyssion1337]

The captain pats you on the back causing your spine to be ejected through your lungs, his excuse was that he was extraordinarily drunk at the time

[imphic]

Your small intenstine, in a desperate attempt to save humanity, leapt straight up through your neck and throttled your brain.

[abyssion1337]

you get shot by the samurai pizza cats

[imphic]

you get stabbed by the Z Warriors

[abyssion1337]

you get eaten by that huge gluttony monster thing from the FMA movie

[imphic]

you're hit with a rocket launcher by Lord Ilpalazzo

[abyssion1337]

you're shot through heart by Ilpalazzo

[Ken-Chan]

crushed with gravity gun

[abyssion1337]

hit by a number 4 shell from a Castor

[Ken-Chan]

palmed by giant Buddha

[imphic]

eaten by Alucard

[BopBopBop]

Alucard through the chest

[abyssion1337]

stabbed by bullets

[Ken-Chan]

chest in the bullet

[BopBopBop]

bullets through the chest.

[imphic]

erupting burning finger through the chest

[abyssion1337]

you get thunder kicked

[BopBopBop]

Thunder kick through the chest.

[abyssion1337]

you didn't put the lotion on your skin

[BopBopBop]

Lotion through the chest.

[acutekat]

beer bottle over head
a lot

[BopBopBop]

Beer bottle through the chest.

[acutekat]

i rend you limb from limb and then i will devore you splean as if it were a taco pizza

[BopBopBop]

Taco pizza through the chest,.

[acutekat]

imaginary numbers thru chest

[abyssion1337]

you get stabbed by a banana

[acutekat]

i defend myself from said banana


ah monty python referrences never get old

[BopBopBop]

eaten by the Bunny...

[abyssion1337]

you choke on a pretzel

[BopBopBop]

Pretzel through the chest.

[Ken-Chan]

u ate toxic tarco

[BopBopBop]

toxic tarco (???) through the chest.

[Ken-Chan]

penis through the chest

[BopBopBop]

Chest through the penis.

[Ken-Chan]

i put air into ur veins

[abyssion1337]

while walking down the street one day a piano falls on your head

[Ken-Chan]

while walking down the street one day i fall on ur head

[abyssion1337]

then a tiny bird that can't weigh more than a few ounces drops an anvil that weighs at least a couple of tons on your head

[BopBopBop]

Tiny bird through the chest.

[abyssion1337]

you choke on a cyanide pill

[BopBopBop]

Pill through the chest.

[abyssion1337]

you get decapitated by a starfish

[BopBopBop]

Starfish through the chest.

[abyssion1337]

you try ****ing with Captain Jack

[BopBopBop]

Cpt, Jack through the chest.

[abyssion1337]

your chest implodes

[BopBopBop]

Imploding Chest through a chest.

[Issitheus]

You watch this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dl47lCR-bYk) from start to finish.

[Ken-Chan]

eyes through the chest

[abyssion1337]

you drown in your own blood

[Useful]

My god... that trailer really does suck. :-X

beaten to death with a dvd case.

[abyssion1337]

a million Otaku trample you cause you were standing right in front of a free dvd stand

[Useful]

Nice... I bet it was porn.

tentacle rape!

[abyssion1337]

you suddenly turn into a snowman while on vacation to Jamaica

[imphic]

The funk was not with you
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bX1It3pztds

[Ken-Chan]

hahahaha gaara of the funk AWESOME

u were nappa and you cought it with ur teeth

[Mawelli]

stomach ache through the chest

[Odessa]

I kill you to make my return more dramtic.

[BopBopBop]

Dramatic return throoough the cheeeest!

[imphic]

*gives up*
Dramatic hamster through the chest.

[Luppi-tan]

Tic Tac through the chest

[abyssion1337]

it rains fire and you're in the middle of an oil and explosives factory

[BopBopBop]

Oil and explosives factory through the chest.

[abyssion1337]

your hat eats you

[Odessa]

Rain of chainsaws.

[abyssion1337]

the elephant in the room cuts you down

[BopBopBop]

Elephant through the chest.

[abyssion1337]

executed for only saying "through the chest" and not even attempting originality

[BopBopBop]

impalel on a giant spork

(better?)

[abyssion1337]

yes yes it was, you get sniped by this Australian guy

[BopBopBop]

beaten to death with a dead australian.

[abyssion1337]

you get stabbed with a kukri

[BopBopBop]

i strangulate you with my bare hands.

[abyssion1337]

I punch out all of your blood

[BopBopBop]

you entered the crypts of hell , just to get totured to death.

[Tazuto]

you drink radiator fluid

[BopBopBop]

you eat flesh eating worms.

[abyssion1337]

flesh eating worms eat you

[BopBopBop]

you got a needle in your finger, needle goes up your finger, into brain, and death.
(a very creative death originaly made by Eddie Izzard)

[abyssion1337]

(I know Eddie Izzard is awesome and I've seen approximately everything he's ever done)
Shere Khan kills you

[BopBopBop]

i steal your air.

[abyssion1337]

you try to drink the ocean dry

[BopBopBop]

you try to jump our from the eifel tower and live. but you failed.

[abyssion1337]

I landed on you, you didn't stand a chance

[BopBopBop]

i impaled you as you landed on me.

[abyssion1337]

you torn apart by machineman

[BopBopBop]

killed by Alcohol poisoning.

[abyssion1337]

you parents poison you for the money

[BopBopBop]

killed by pirates.

[abyssion1337]

you became a pirate but your crew didn't bring enough fruit and everyone got scurvy then died

[BopBopBop]

you ate a poisonous fish.

[abyssion1337]

you get eaten by a Shoggoth

[BopBopBop]

you challenged satan.

[amn3sys]

you got run over by a little girl on a bike :)

[BopBopBop]

ok abyss id offline.

LITTE GIRL ON A BIKE THROOOOOOOOOOOOOUGH THE CHEST!

[Odessa]

your cell phone broadcasts a signel from hell into your brain, driving you mad. you laugh so hard with manical laughter you stop breathing.

[abyssion1337]

you get eaten by a monster in a banana costume

[Ken-Chan]

banana costume through the chest

[abyssion1337]

you get stuck in the banana costume

[Ken-Chan]

ur banana costume turns you into a banana and u get eaten by ur mum

[Luppi-tan]

Tarrasque

[abyssion1337]

you thought you were epic enough for exalted combat

[Tazuto]

you thought you could beat level 7 in halo wars on legendary

[BopBopBop]

you tried to drink nitro glycerin

[abyssion1337]

you fall until you die

[Odessa]

you mistake rat poison for coffee.

[abyssion1337]

you mistake Hannibal Lector for your mum

[imphic]

you rolled in toxic waste to gain superpowers

[Ken-Chan]

you tried to jump the gand canyon on your favorite chair

[imphic]

you tried to jump springfield gorge on a skateboard

[Ken-Chan]

u lit a fire cracker in ur ass, ur mates later realize it was tnt

[imphic]

you walked into the lion's den
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuGdPPgmo1c

[Ken-Chan]

swallowed a sword and it came out the other end

[imphic]

you were crushed in a segway pileup

[Ken-Chan]

drank liquid gold

[Odessa]

You discivered kuwabara's plot to kill us all, making you his first victim.

[BopBopBop]

u ate a poisonous penis.

[abyssion1337]

you killed a member of the mafia

[Odessa]

you choked on a poisoned penis.

[abyssion1337]

you become Cam, the death prone Muppet

[acutekat]

you became a muppet the hard and slightly disturbing way

[Luppi-tan]

Hello Kitty raped you in the ass.

[BopBopBop]

Hello Kitty through the chest.......

[Odessa]

Helloy Kitty erupts from your chest.

[BopBopBop]

Hello Kitty and Goodbye Kitty decides to kill you.

[Ken-Chan]

hit by a bus

[abyssion1337]

fell into a lake of fire

[Tazuto]

got rained on with mercury (the liquidy posion kind)

[Odessa]

bit by a bus filed with liquid mercury while jay walking across a lake of fire.

[abyssion1337]

you get shot by a gyroc

[Useful]

Eaten by a roc.

[Odessa]

Jumped off a roff into a truck full of toothpicks

[Useful]

It could have been a short roof...

Truck driver subsequently freaks out from the noise and his truck smacks you into a brick wall.

[Odessa]

the brick wall falls over, explouding, sending fragments flying into the neary by factory where you work, erupting a container of
Nitroglycerin, killing you.

[Useful]

ODESSA! 5600 posts!

Fire! Everywhere! In your house! While you were sleeping!

[Odessa]

yea, i'm 75 posts behind ISSI now....is that scary or what? then it's only another 100 more till i pass muse, and i'll be only behind abyss.


Issi goes on a killing spree to keep his rank.

[Useful]

Yeah... Sifr doesn't really deserve the 2nd place slot anymore... almost none of the regular posters now were around when he and Abyss were really close. And now he doesn't post at all.

And yeah, you should watch out. Though he claims not to care about post counts, when I came close to passing him a few months ago, he started a whole flurry of practically spam-like posts. He stopped when I called him out on it, but I don't trust him not to do it again.

Crushed by Abyss' post count.

[abyssion1337]

he's not really fit to be mod, when he was made mod everyone complained saying that I or sifr or filler should've been mod (cause it comes with the anti-spam title and we were the only high post counts without spam)

Killed by Ferris Buller

[Odessa]

I don't know, muse is MIA and abyss, well, you're a bit moody to be a mod. I think Issi is the best choice of the four choice. Just my opinion of course.

Ferris Buller through the vhest.

[abyssion1337]

honestly I've seen you as a mod I'm sure I'd do better

[Odessa]

honestly I've seen you as a mod I'm sure I'd do better


really? i thought i made a good mod.... (pouts).

[abyssion1337]

not really, I honestly didn't think you were all that great, admittedly there weren't really any good mods on that site

you eat a poisoned cat

[Tazuto]

not really, I honestly didn't think you were all that great, admittedly there weren't really any good mods on that site

you eat a poisoned cat
if Odessa makes a great world leader then she can definitly be a great mod! =D

you suffer Odessa's wrath

[Ken-Chan]

i think vicky would mess with stuff for her own amusment :P

wrath through the chest

[imphic]

Isn't abusing power what makes for a good/fun mod
special beam cannon through the chest

[abyssion1337]

not really, there are other reasons I just didn't go into detail

you oppose Nodens

[Ken-Chan]

i'm sure u could would u?

mod through the chest

[imphic]

you took on team gurren

[Ken-Chan]

u took on the gantz team

[Odessa]

i know i'm likely going to regret asking, but why didn't you think I mkae a good mod? i worked quite hard on making sure the site went over well, as you well know.


A papercut refuses to stop bleeding and you bleed to death.

[Tazuto]

i know i'm likely going to regret asking, but why didn't you think I mkae a good mod? i worked quite hard on making sure the site went over well, as you well know.


A papercut refuses to stop bleeding and you bleed to death.
epic b^^d

game controller through the chest

[Odessa]

you order the wierd japanese food from our vendors, and it comes packaged with the plague.

[BopBopBop]

you felt like jumping into a sharktank.

[Odessa]

you jump into a tank with no sharks. or water.

[BopBopBop]

you said Candleja

[Ken-Chan]

u tried to eat the sun

[BopBopBop]

u tried to pet the Kitler.

[Ken-Chan]

kitler through the chest

[Odessa]

6,000 posts through the chest

[acutekat]

sniped

[Odessa]

you ate the moon.

[acutekat]

head shot from across the map

[Odessa]

head shot through the chest! :)

[acutekat]

thats actually possible

i've done it before in halo

tiz fun

meeled in the back of the head

[Tazuto]

headshot through the ass rofl! xD

[Odessa]

ass shot through the head?

[abyssion1337]

you get affected by the stupid hat

[Ken-Chan]

stupid through the chest

[abyssion1337]

you get into a fight with Benawi during a war

[Ken-Chan]

war in the chest

[abyssion1337]

you get shot

[Ken-Chan]

ewe through the chest

[Mawelli]

Random green blob through the chest

[abyssion1337]

blog eats you

[Ken-Chan]

u choke on a dude ;D who knows wat a dude is

[Mawelli]

logout through the chest

[abyssion1337]

you get hit by the Mikuru beam

[Ken-Chan]

anime through the chest

[abyssion1337]

bento through the chest

[Ken-Chan]

ramen through the chest

[abyssion1337]

the ramen monster eats you

[Ken-Chan]

monSTAR in the chest

[acutekat]

star thru chest

[Luppi-tan]

Teletubbies through the brain

[acutekat]

large object through splean

[Odessa]

the incredible hulk turns you into the incredible human pretzel. then eats you.

[acutekat]

incredible hulk thru left lung

[Odessa]

acme piano falls on top of you

[acutekat]

regular piano falls on your feat


you die of starvation

[Odessa]

you try to moon walk. on the moon.

[acutekat]

but i have a space suit on

you fail

[Odessa]

i never said you had a suit.... or oxygen in it.

[acutekat]

but i did thus initiating your own failor\
causing death


the painful way


the xtremely painful way

[Odessa]

you have your vital organs removed with a spoon.

[acutekat]

ditto cept with a rusty fork

[abyssion1337]

The king in yellow himself comes to get you

[imphic]

you were squashed by Godzilla

[abyssion1337]

I stab you with my bread sword (yes there's a reason for having a sword made of bread)

[Odessa]

i beat you with a salt stick.

[imphic]

i poison you with mustard gas

[Odessa]

poisnoned with ketchup gas!

[imphic]

hanged by spaghetti

[BopBopBop]

choked on a meatball.

[acutekat]

meatball cannon'd

[Odessa]

choked on meatloaf.

[acutekat]

meatloaf cannon


even more powerful with it's meaty core