[Odessa]

Heart attack brought upon by the closing of the old threads.

[Dreamer]

no i will save you

[Kuwabara]

rectal trauma....

[Odessa]

corn through the chest

[BopBopBop]

you die from watching 2girls1cup....

[Odessa]

2girls1cup through the chest :)

[BopBopBop]

chest through the chest.

[Odessa]

nice one :)



Locked in the Elln Feiss room with a sex starved Vicky.

[BopBopBop]

^thats gotta be traumatic.

sex starved vicky through the chest.

[Kyle X]

chest through the chest.


Darn you for stealing my moment of glory.. you chest-obsessed people.

The Flash runs through you.

[BopBopBop]

you run through the flash.

[Kyle X]

Death by fangirls.

[Odessa]

4 way cage match between Chuck Norris, Mr. T, Bruce Lee, and you.

[abyssion1337]

GLaDOSS through the chest

[Tazuto]

odessa's secret sex toys through the chest xD

[abyssion1337]

bullets through the chest

[Odessa]

Participated in the Ultimate showdown.

[BopBopBop]

ultimate showdown through the chest.

[Odessa]

You explode.

[BopBopBop]

exploding me, through the chest

[Odessa]

Your heart implodes.

[Mawelli]

imloded heart through the chest

[Odessa]

Rubber Duck through the chest.

[Mawelli]

Old thread through the chest

[Ionzorg]

Alright, what in the blue **** is going on? 0_0

Poltergeist implodes around you.

[FnkyWlkrDrtyTlkr]

Tiny chimpmunks devour yu but leave all your vital organs intact so that you feel all of it...

[Odessa]

hey zorg, welcome to yesterday, when the the threads died.


piano drops on your head.

[FnkyWlkrDrtyTlkr]

the threads died?

[Ionzorg]

In a sense. ::) They were locked, which technically means we can still view them. Bonus! It would have sucked if we couldn't occasionally look back on our crazy adventures through the internets...

You were singing in a metal band, bashed the microphone into your head one too many times, concussed yourself, stumbled out into the cold and froze to death.

[FnkyWlkrDrtyTlkr]

You died. Full stop

[Ionzorg]

=O

You turned into an equal sign followed by an O. Therefore death.

[yesac95b]

your computer explodes killing you and your family

[FnkyWlkrDrtyTlkr]

I divide you by zero

[Ionzorg]

You divide by zero twice. The first time didn't count, because it hadn't been done before and the universe was briefly confused. After it comprehended the dire implications, death.

[FnkyWlkrDrtyTlkr]

You fiend!

I bake our head like a potato

[yesac95b]

I reach in to your eyes and rip out your pancreas, stuff it into can and feed it to your cat

[FnkyWlkrDrtyTlkr]

num-nums

Continuing from where you left off...


And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this fear engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming - as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of nothing will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin. I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth.


I knew that signature would come in handy

[yesac95b]

shoot your computer and watch you break down eventually killing yourself

hahahahahahahahah......

[FnkyWlkrDrtyTlkr]

rig your laptop fan to stop running, thus leading your computer parts reacing seering hot tempuraturs, eventually lmelting through the base of your PC, burning through your thihgs and slowly killing you through blood loss

[Odessa]

Mad cow disease + rabies + avian flu = death.

[FnkyWlkrDrtyTlkr]

In my dieing breath I stab you in the face with the vacine

[yesac95b]

Death by over arousal- lucky star reference

[FnkyWlkrDrtyTlkr]

Death by death...figure that one out

[yesac95b]

Death by time paradox

[FnkyWlkrDrtyTlkr]

I slip into your room while you sleep and jam chap-stick into your nose and vasoline into your mouth, thus killing you

[yesac95b]

I stuff oranges into your lungs

[FnkyWlkrDrtyTlkr]

atleast I wont get scurvy

I give you glasses SOOOO thick that the reverse the polarity of light and explode your head

[yesac95b]

I fire novaliths at you planets

...its an inside joke

[FnkyWlkrDrtyTlkr]

idiot....

I send you to china, where you never fit in due to your emnse hieght, then you kill yourself of depression

[yesac95b]

I send you to Africa where the lack of technology makes your brain jump off a cliff

[FnkyWlkrDrtyTlkr]

When you send me to Africa you hook up with an Africa-Air stewardess and get AIDS

[yesac95b]

you get AIDS from a monkey!!!!!!

[FnkyWlkrDrtyTlkr]

.....right......


you fail at life, and then die...you just die

[yesac95b]

I go to hell and bring back Hitler, Stalin and Momma cass. and start WW VIII

[FnkyWlkrDrtyTlkr]

I purge the earth of all Lucky Star....ALL OF IT. You then go insane clutching to your memories and jump off a cliff

[yesac95b]

I drop an EMP over the world destroying all technology. leaving you helpless and insane stabbing yourself

[FnkyWlkrDrtyTlkr]

I crush you with my then paper-wieght CPU

[yesac95b]

After the start of WW VIII I cause a start genocide of all people not devoted to me

[Odessa]

I like your style, kid ;)

[Ken-Chan]

hmmmm i'm a vampire how should i kill ow i know i'll suck ur ****ing blood

[Odessa]

Stake through the heart.

[abyssion1337]

forced to join the endless rave

[yesac95b]

glue processor

[Tazuto]

freak accident at an anime convention causeing a replica of sasukes sword through the chest

[Kyle X]

So much misdirected rage from arguing on the internet assaults your senses and you accidentally alienate the love of your life.
And a badger chews off your head.

[Odessa]

So much misdirected rage from arguing on the internet assaults your senses and you accidentally alienate the love of your life.
And a badger chews off your head.



this is win.

[Kyle X]

Hey, I happen to love people who love badgers and/or use them as revenge.

[Odessa]

i prefer squirrels myself, but to each thier own.


covered in peanut butter and eaten by my nut crazed squirrels.

[Kyle X]

Chased off a cliff by naked women wearing elbow pads and helmets.

[Odessa]

lol why the hell would i run from that? i'd likely join here lol.


killed by amplified sound waves turning your brain into goo.

[Tazuto]

killed by odessas brain goo

[Kyle X]

Internet drama that ends with a School Days ending.
God, I hated that anime for how it tricked me.

[Ken-Chan]

ur name was written in the death note

[Mawelli]

death note through the chest

[Adjacent Badger]

Too deaf to dodge the man-eating node.

[Odessa]

hit by a car, a train, and a bicycle.

[acutekat]

nuetrons puncture all of your cell membranes

[Adjacent Badger]

Your inner power device caught fire

[acutekat]

your atoms follow newtonian physchics for an instance

[Odessa]

Your atoms file a restraining order. The split ends badly.

[BopBopBop]

Restraining order, through the chest.

[Odessa]

laptop through the lap. then through your chest. and your head.

[Adjacent Badger]

An anvil in the opposit direction

[acutekat]

a mini black hole appears in your chest

your chest dissapears

[Adjacent Badger]

Buried in used diapers

[acutekat]

buried in obama pins

[Useful]

Multiple Obama pins through the chest.

[Adjacent Badger]

Pinned on Obama's chest

[abyssion1337]

a great tradgedy strikes, with great strength

[Kyle X]

Obama strikes through your chest. And drops some pins into your chest cavity.

[yesac95b]

Government reform through the chest

[Ken-Chan]

Russia invades you

[Mawelli]

Russia invades you

Ouch....

Invading Russia through the chest

[Adjacent Badger]

Eliminated by Russian Czechs

[acutekat]

played russian rullet with a semi-auto pistol

[Odessa]

played russian rullet with a semi-auto pistol


nice!


You play Russian roullette with a rocket launcer. Everyone loses.

[BopBopBop]

Rocket launcher through the chest.

[Odessa]

heart attack.

[Issitheus]

you work at a match factory, which is next door to a firework factory, and across the street from a gasoline distillery. oh, did I mention the underground saltpeter mine?


the match factory catches on fire.

[yesac95b]

you work in a virus lab, one day an incurable string of anthrax gets loose and you catch it dieing a slow painful death

[Odessa]

you work at a match factory, which is next door to a firework factory, and across the street from a gasoline distillery. oh, did I mention the underground saltpeter mine?


the match factory catches on fire.


give the contractor of that site a raise!!!


you get between a chain saw and a high powered mangnet,

[Ken-Chan]

u get a heart through the chest

[Odessa]

you get NO heart in your chest.

[Kyle X]

Pok?ball accident.. only part of you disappears. Part you need.

[Odessa]

nice!


My personel favorite death:

"he died of natural cuases. he fell down an elevator shaft and landed on some bullets."


kudos to those who know the reference :)

[abyssion1337]

you voted for Saxon

[Odessa]

you look at my picture thread and die of shock.

[Tazuto]

that might be true but you use a certain camera from a certain anime ive seen before that slieces you up into pieces lol

[abyssion1337]

you were shot by Issi aka Issi the neonazi for being stupid

[Issitheus]

I DO NOT SHOOT TO KILL

except for you

[Ionzorg]

I ALSO DO NOT SHOOT TO KILL, BUT THERE ARE THOSE WHO DO.

Bam. That means you're dead. :)

[abyssion1337]

you're both executed for shooting at all

[Odessa]

seriously, log off, go masterbate or something.


killed for being depressed.

[abyssion1337]

killed for being too serious all the time

[Ken-Chan]

executed for having not smiling

[Ionzorg]

Oh yeah, I was going to kill one of you two earlier, but kind of missed my chance, you're gone now...I'll kill you later. With guns, maybe! :)

Executived for not putting a hyphen between not and smiling, "not-smile" being a completely valid verb.

[Ken-Chan]

shot for being politically correct

[Adjacent Badger]

Politically correctly shot.

[Ken-Chan]

shot for thinking politics can be correct

[Mawelli]

4 hour car drive through the chest

[Kyle X]

It wasn't politically correct.. it was grammatically correct.
Piano dropped on you from 60 feet for mis-classification.

[BopBopBop]

Piano through the chest

[abyssion1337]

Pocky through the chest

[Mawelli]

pocky piano through the chest

[BopBopBop]

chest through the pocky piano. and then you explode.

[Kyle X]

Youtube clip of AMV Hell 3 playing on a PSP in the hand of Darth Vader through the chest of your father before he impregnated your mom.

"I would have been your father."

[Mawelli]

your father through the chest

[Odessa]

flaming ax through the chest.

[acutekat]

axe murderered (i think that might work)

[Kyle X]

Someone kills you in either the "What if" thread or the "Continued story" thread.

[Mawelli]

Old continued story through the chest

[Kyle X]

Tiny Alien puppet through the chest.

[abyssion1337]

A kid with a gas mask askes "Are you my Mummy?" before touching

[Ken-Chan]

biggest looser through the chest

[Kyle X]

Ouch..

Monty Python's Flying Circus box-set flies through your chest.

[abyssion1337]

you get eaten by a giant snake

[Kyle X]

..then fall out of the plane.

[Ken-Chan]

eaten by paris hilton

[Mawelli]

McDonald's meal through the chest

[Kyle X]

Ronald McDonald comes into your room at night and chokes you to death with fries.

[Ken-Chan]

the sun through the chest

[Kyle X]

Longcat through the chest

[Ken-Chan]

sushi in the head

[BopBopBop]

4chan through the chest.

[Adjacent Badger]

Husked by bopcorn

[Ken-Chan]

anal probe in the eye

[Adjacent Badger]

Tried to argue with a combine harvester

[abyssion1337]

a moa gets you, and you thought they were extinct

[acutekat]

anti-tank rifled

[abyssion1337]

you go to war with blue moon

[Ken-Chan]

turned into soilent green

[Divine Dragoon]

you fly with me but I crash just for fun

[Ken-Chan]

your my imaginary friend but i forget about you

[Odessa]

life loses all meaning and you forget you exist.

[Ken-Chan]

i subconsciously remake the world and ur not in it

[abyssion1337]

smothered by a grape jelly monster

[BopBopBop]

Girafe through the head.

[Odessa]

you are hit be a truck transporting dynamite.

[BopBopBop]

Truck transporting dynamite through the chest.

[Adjacent Badger]

Drank my urine.

[Odessa]

^ not lethal, my friend. i assure you. well, unless you eat toxic waste.



You eat toxic waste.

[abyssion1337]

the G man gets you

[Divine Dragoon]

^ G-man never killed anyone?

you say bite me not knowing you are a ginger bread man

[abyssion1337]

your hands and feet are cut off then you are rolled into a bog

[Ken-Chan]

eaten by Garfield

[Odessa]

killed by the ginger bread man.

[BopBopBop]

Edward Cullen through the chest.

[Odessa]

Hit by a 52' Chevy.

[BopBopBop]

4chan through the head.

[abyssion1337]

bullets decide you look friendly and decide to run at you for a hug

[Ken-Chan]

you carry your kunai in your mouth
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2082/2250988655_5db091c625.jpg

[Kyle X]

It wasn't tang..

[Odessa]

you become a vampire snack

[Ken-Chan]

your blind

[BopBopBop]

you kill Edward Cullen, Fangirls/boys all over the world will beat you to death with Twilight books.

[Ken-Chan]

eaten by trillions of ants

[BopBopBop]

eaten by doggirls.

[Odessa]

The twilight nazi's kill everyone who doesn't like Twilight. with fire.

[Ken-Chan]

akira through the head

[Odessa]

you choke to death on valentine's day candy

[Ken-Chan]

broken heart through the chest

[Divine Dragoon]

I kill you plan and simple.

[Ken-Chan]

hammer to the head

[S.ifr]

Bashed head through the chest.

[Ken-Chan]

sub zero through the chest

[BopBopBop]

Amvhell through the chest.

[Odessa]

domo-kun eats your chest.

[abyssion1337]

you get shocked in the middle of a forest

[Kyle X]

You're minding your own business when a helicopter hovers above your roof and down rappel 4 men in completely black clothing and goggles. They enter by breaking the windows on all sides, and surround you quite quickly. Removing a knife and your pants..

you suddenly die of severe food poisoning.

[BopBopBop]

Food poisoning through the chest.

[Kyle X]

British butler serves you a knife in the chest. Voila.

[BopBopBop]

British butler through the chest.

[Odessa]

british butler turns you into meatloaf.

[acutekat]

you eat said meatloaf

[FnkyWlkrDrtyTlkr]

you get digested and filtered into her liver where you become a tumor and then slowly eat her from the inside out.

[Ken-Chan]

Kitty Kat in the heart

[abyssion1337]

Meatloaf eats you

[Odessa]

shot by kuwabara for lookign at his profile.

[abyssion1337]

killed during the spy check

[Odessa]

impregnated by aliens

[abyssion1337]

alienated to death

[Odessa]

choked to death on a lego

[abyssion1337]

the cake was a spy
http://www.gamesprays.com/images/icons/Thumbnail_icon264_sm.jpg

[Ken-Chan]

cake ate you

[abyssion1337]

you get raptured

[imphic]

trampled by a stampede of rabbits

[Kyle X]

Triforce of Courage through the chest

[imphic]

caught in a diet coke and mentos explosion

[Odessa]

You follow some lemmings off of a cliff

[BopBopBop]

Eaten by cute little fluffy lemmings

[Ken-Chan]

absorbed by kirby

[BopBopBop]

kirby trough the chest

[Odessa]

orgasm to death.

[abyssion1337]

Mikuru beam through the chest

[Odessa]

chest through the chest.

[Kyle X]

chest through the chest.

Sorry, but you're repeating things now. Been done.

Chest through the chest through the chest.

[Ken-Chan]

pocky through the chest

[BopBopBop]

pirate through the chest.

[Ken-Chan]

skull through the chest

[BopBopBop]

Lamp through the chest.

[imphic]

care bear stare through the chest

[abyssion1337]

bear cavalry raids your house

[Ken-Chan]

tried to eat 100kg of hair

[imphic]

crushed under own cosplay wardrobe

[acutekat]

300'd

[abyssion1337]

you get a virus

[Ken-Chan]

went to the moon with no suit

[Odessa]

killed by rabid kittens.

[Ken-Chan]

ate the kittens i killed

[Odessa]

chocked to death on the kittens ken-chan killed

[Ken-Chan]

brain popped

[imphic]

acute puppy love

[Ken-Chan]

Egyptian in the head

[Odessa]

pyramid falls on top of you

[BopBopBop]

Ripped apart and burned.

[Kyle X]

Torn apart by 3 ROUSs

[BopBopBop]

terminated by the terminator.

[Odessa]

drawn and quartered. by tanks.

[Ken-Chan]

Corono in the head

[Divine Dragoon]

you swallow a box of razer blades

[Odessa]

you chainsaw juggling act goes terribly wrong.

[Ken-Chan]

ur suicide went to plan

[abyssion1337]

you kill the son of a powerful mob boss

[Odessa]

mob boss through the chest

[Ken-Chan]

gun in the eye

[abyssion1337]

sword in the face

[Ken-Chan]

shoe in the heart

[abyssion1337]

you choke while eating a dead baby

[Odessa]

dead baby eats you

[abyssion1337]

you get eaten by Enki

[Kyle X]

A borg assimilates you with nanoprobes..
and 25 years later, you blow up while tending to the normal duties of a borg drone. Thanks, captain Janeway. You're saving lives.

[abyssion1337]

executed for making a voyager reference, voyager is one of those things we don't talk about, like final fantasy 10 2 or the wand of gamelon

[Kyle X]

Oh. Whatever..
Screwballs.
Ice cream made from plutonium.

[Ken-Chan]

kick in the head by Moka

[imphic]

roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris

[Ken-Chan]

rapped by giant penis

[imphic]

lost in a "shadow game"

[Ken-Chan]

attacked by giant chicken

[imphic]

crushed under Godzilla's foot

[Odessa]

killed by angry feminists

[Ken-Chan]

became a suicidal feminist :P

[Odessa]

you become a woman and kill yourself to avoid having a period :)

[abyssion1337]

Merik hits you with his motorcycle

[Odessa]

motocycle droped on top of you, then explodes.

[Tazuto]

exploding chunks through the chest

[abyssion1337]

you get harpooned

[Odessa]

thrown into a volacano, "the death fitting for virgins."

[Ken-Chan]

u choke on a banana

[acutekat]

sniped by a president

[Odessa]

president through the chest

[acutekat]

that made my day right there


calender thru chest

[Odessa]

you're welcome :)


terroist through the chest

[acutekat]

hair do through chest

[abyssion1337]

you get shot but a man in a mask

[Ken-Chan]

mask through the chest

[abyssion1337]

you get eaten by a mask

[imphic]

eaten by trolls
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyophYBP_w4&feature=related

[Ken-Chan]

green goblin through the chest

[abyssion1337]

gremlins eat you

[Ken-Chan]

Kremlins eat you

[abyssion1337]

you tried to stop the smooze

[Ken-Chan]

u stuck a fork in the power port

[Odessa]

struck by lightning

[abyssion1337]

you try to snort lighting

[Odessa]

you go into a middle school in japan and burn a picture of pikachu. your remains are never found

[Ken-Chan]

u thought u could fly and jumped of a cliff

[Odessa]

cliff junps on you

[abyssion1337]

you get beaten at death chess

[Kyle X]

>GO NORTH
There is a large, angry troll here, with a twisted face. He looks tired and hungry, simultaneously.
You could probably give him a good whack with your sword, eh what?
>ATTACK TROLL, BABY
What is a TROLL, BABY, and why do you want to hurt it?
>KILL TROLL
Oh, I forgot to mention the troll has a gun. And he was pointing it at you. And warning you that he's been having a very bad day so far, and you should NOT try to lop off his head. And that the gun is a shotgun. And that your sword is actually made of a hollow tube from some paper towels. Also, the troll is Max Payne.
Hey, he's still got a twisted face, eh?

The Troll attacks you. You die.

GAME OVER

SAVE/LOAD/RESTART
>F*** YOU

[abyssion1337]

>GO NORTH
There is a large, angry troll here, with a twisted face. He looks tired and hungry, simultaneously.
You could probably give him a good whack with your sword, eh what?
>ATTACK TROLL, BABY
What is a TROLL, BABY, and why do you want to hurt it?
>KILL TROLL
Oh, I forgot to mention the troll has a gun. And he was pointing it at you. And warning you that he's been having a very bad day so far, and you should NOT try to lop off his head. And that the gun is a shotgun. And that your sword is actually made of a hollow tube from some paper towels. Also, the troll is Max Payne.
Hey, he's still got a twisted face, eh?

The Troll attacks you. You die.

GAME OVER

SAVE/LOAD/RESTART
>F*** YOU
did someone finally discover zork, I'm offended at the stuff you added, did you know in the first version if you typed "give troll to troll" the troll would eat itself, anyway zork fans gang up on you for that crap you just wrote and you die from exsanguination after your limbs are hacked off

[Kyle X]

And no one minds that Max Payne is a troll.. well, I can safely say I didn't have Zork in mind at all, just the text-adventure genre. And HomeStarRunner.
Basically just that there are always little fun ways to die that programmers add for their fun, not yours.

A crazed nintendo fan rushes you and stuffs controllers down your throat. Gamecube controllers.

[Ken-Chan]

attacked with original PS3 controller design

[Kyle X]

..and forced to enjoy it.

[Ken-Chan]

used ur eye as a USB port

[Kyle X]

You are used as an N/O portal for a nuclear bomb.

[Ken-Chan]

i thought u were a car and pumped gas in ya

[imphic]

you underestimated the power of the dark side

[Odessa]

you start bleeding at random, and it never stops. kinda like me at the moment...sigh.

[imphic]

you relied on your health maintenance organization (HMO)

[Odessa]

you decided to test out your bullet proof vest, and shot yourself in the head.