[Divine Dragoon]

A wolf pack cashes you down

[abyssion1337]

you get eaten by George Lucas

[alucard151]

While trying to piss on your annoying neighbors house from your roof, you slip and fall on a lawn gnome and break your neck.

[Odessa]

you forgot to pay the gravity bill and float away.

[abyssion1337]

focus punch to the face

[Odessa]

you can't catch them all, and seppuku

[Divine Dragoon]

the missile fired at you dosent miss

[abyssion1337]

the missile fired at you misses by quite a bit but it doesn't matter since they explode

[Divine Dragoon]

I take away your reason to live. you finish the job for me...hehe

[Issitheus]

You don't like the new site and kill yourself.

[abyssion1337]

you get stuck in a hedge maze in space

[thedarkmessenger]

you get stuck in the space-time continuum

[acutekat]

new site format thru teh face

[thedarkmessenger]

your brain was somehow reformatted.

[acutekat]

your hard drive reformats automatically

for all everone cares you are dead

[thedarkmessenger]

You forsaw the future and tried to prevent your dying from the reformatting...by shooting yourself.

[Odessa]

you go back in time to stop yourself from embaressing yourself at the tiem travelor school's semi-centurion prom. you do too well, and your past self drops out of college, erasing your existence.

[daikaisho vanguard]

You tried to have a love affair with the wrong person
http://skurudo.ru/entry/1000255/file/tokyo_gore_police.jpg

[Odessa]

you get Vicky-itis, and die

[daikaisho vanguard]

I throw an anvil at you
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/2e/Trebuchet.jpg

Or perhaps rather a whole smithy

[Charon]

Catapult through the chest

[daikaisho vanguard]

Chapultepec'ed

[Odessa]

You get caught in a mexican stand off, and left your gun in your other pants.

[imphic]

You tried piracy as your career.

[Odessa]

you walked the plank for mocking pirates.

[Charon]

You were killed by pirates for mocking plank

http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w100/LinkinaTank/Plank.jpg

[abyssion1337]

you challenged the Yozi

[BopBopBop]

Plank through the chest.

[abyssion1337]

you challenge the neverborn

[Odessa]

made into a meal by some angry vampires

[Lights Out, God Help Me]

You believed you could fly.

[tru3cha0s]

You ambush a tree with an axe but you both kill each other.

[Odessa]

you went for a walk on the sun

[BopBopBop]

sun through the chest.

[abyssion1337]

you tried to get to Yu-Shan but the Unconquered sun shot you down

[daikaisho vanguard]

You tried to get to Signus, but encountered a red moon

[Divine Dragoon]

you get the Sigma virus and X and Zero gives you no mercy!!

[Linktorealestate]

chest is very good games

[Odessa]

you get the Sigma virus and X and Zero gives you no mercy!!

(hugs) I love you.


Nick kills you for my moment of weakness.

[acutekat]

klingon bird of prey thru teh eyeball

[alucard151]

you pissed of Haseo. he data drained you. you are now in coma. and they about to pull the plug.

[acutekat]

i punch the doctore and swear revenge

killing you somewhere along the way

[Odessa]

you are challenged to an arm wrestling contest by a wookie.

[imphic]

You fall into the Sarlac Pit

[daikaisho vanguard]

You are sleep walking on a F1 track during a race

[abyssion1337]

you think that simply cause you're and essence 4 Dragon-blooded you can take down an essence 3 solar

[daikaisho vanguard]

You are crushed by a giant foot coming down from the sky

[abyssion1337]

you listen to Ode to Joy and kill yourself

[Mawelli]

You watch Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei and kill yourself

[daikaisho vanguard]

You eat pasta and kill yourself

[Mawelli]

You notice you have no reason to live and kill yourself

[Doovad]

You are held as a hostage in a bank robbery. The police fire anyway. Game over.

[Odessa]

you realize the old guard are back with a vengence, and are killed in the purge of the newbs.

[daikaisho vanguard]

You purged the newbs by rigging yourself with explosives and pretend to be one of them.

[Odessa]

you are locked in a safe and tossed into a river.

[abyssion1337]

*backstabs*
I was never on your side

[BopBopBop]

neither was the truck.

[acutekat]

net book thru teh face

[Charon]

face through teh chest

[zild]

suffocated by large part of male anatomy ramming down your esophagus

[daikaisho vanguard]

Penetrated by asparagus and dipped into liquid asphalt.

[abyssion1337]

you're a self-immolating Buddhist monk protesting the Vietnam war

[Odessa]

sexual frustration builds to such levelks you comLust.

[abyssion1337]

you're a super mutant

[imphic]

the earworm finally eats your brain

[daikaisho vanguard]

You mistake a piranha for a babelfish.

[Hoodoo]

You accidentally fap too hard and you turn completely inside out through your genitals:eek:

[daikaisho vanguard]

She's back
http://skurudo.ru/entry/1000255/file/tokyo_gore_police.jpg

[BopBopBop]

i strangle you.

[acutekat]

wii mote thru wall into face

[Filleraol]

..through his head and then through your chest

[abyssion1337]

you don't perfect dodge the pinnacle of wood martial arts(they touch you and you die)

[Odessa]

You try juggling flaming chainsaws blindfolded.

[Mawelli]

abyss juggling flaming chainsaws blindfolded through the chest

[Divine Dragoon]

Chuck Norris points at you with his finger and says "Bang" you know the rest.

[Mawelli]

You don't know the rest and implode

[acutekat]

stab by alucard

[NLAlchemist]

dipped in honey and ate by ants

[daikaisho vanguard]

Boiled an anthill. It was inhabited by gremlins

[BopBopBop]

killed.

[Mawelli]

Anthill through the chest

[daikaisho vanguard]

Anthill down the throat

[acutekat]

hack and slash

[Mawelli]

throat through the chest

[NLAlchemist]

a rust caked blade 2 head

[abyssion1337]

you get replaced by a self-aware android

[niko]

cool

[acutekat]

non reply life fail

[Mawelli]

a dumb and unrelated "cool" post through the chest

[acutekat]

404 not found error'd

[abyssion1337]

a Tanuki smashes you with it's huge testicles

[NLAlchemist]

to have your eyeballs peeled and fed to you with a straw

[abyssion1337]

you get eaten by Arnold Schwarzenegger

[Mawelli]

Arnold Schwarzenegger through the chest

[abyssion1337]

"Put the cookie down"

[NLAlchemist]

cut into little cubes with a glass blade

[acutekat]

you get your groove thing on in hell

[abyssion1337]

you get eaten by Jesusaurus

[Kyle X]

You appear as a guest on Oprah.

Well, you'd have to kill yourself.

[NLAlchemist]

crossbow shot to the face

[Mawelli]

A shot from the face cannon to your head

[acutekat]

logic fail

[Mawelli]

you divided by zero

[abyssion1337]

you opposed the protoss mother ship

[acutekat]

wrong way bazooka

[Filleraol]

just fell down the stairs

[Kyle X]

Bomb mask used incorrectly

[abyssion1337]

you forgot you could block the bomb mask with your shield

[acutekat]

tasha yaa in star trek'd

[abyssion1337]

eaten by a Klingon

[Kyle X]

Forgot to jump

[abyssion1337]

forgot to deploy parachute

[Kyle X]

Forgot to put the safety on

[abyssion1337]

betrayed by lover

[Charon]

betrayed by parachute

[abyssion1337]

hung upside down for a week

[BopBopBop]

choked on a bean

[Kyle X]

Rock through the chest, thrown by a man with a parasite in his arm.

[abyssion1337]

stuck on the impossible planet

[NLAlchemist]

ate bad pork

[Issitheus]

bad pork ate you

[Filleraol]

choked on a kinder egg

[daikaisho vanguard]

Reversed gravity and collided with a Russian telecommunication satellite.

[Filleraol]

Russian telecommunication satellite through the chest

[Kyle X]

You watch the leaked release of AMV Minis and your head explodes

[BopBopBop]

AMV Minis through the chest.

[Mawelli]

AMV Minis punctured chest through the chest

[Divine Dragoon]

A bear sits on your head then starts eating you bit by bit starting with your toes.

[abyssion1337]

you get eaten by the king

[acutekat]

optical mouse thru hand

[Filleraol]

punched yourself through the chest

[acutekat]

you couldn't stop hitting youself

[abyssion1337]

you get eaten by a demon pig

[Mawelli]

you get bent like the spoonE on The Matrix

[abyssion1337]

Erwin Schrodinger kills you like a cat in a box, maybe

[acutekat]

not maybe but yes and no

quantum uncertainty through the face

[abyssion1337]

do I have to get the picture

you get wished out of existence

[Filleraol]

the responsibility of having the #1337 post in the thread is too heavy for you to bear
seweesajjjjjjd

[abyssion1337]

you are shot through the heart

[acutekat]

unoriginallity thru teh face

[abyssion1337]

liquid stupidity leaks out of your face

[Kyle X]

I didn't know you could drink stupidity. Maybe I already have..

Wham! Fork in the eye.

[abyssion1337]

you give your life to restore power to New New New New New New New New New New New York

[Mawelli]

Pencil in the eye

[Divine Dragoon]

Beat to death with a board with a nail in it!!!!

[abyssion1337]

beat to death with a board with 2 nails in it

[acutekat]

beaten to death with own pelvis

[Mawelli]

beaten to death with your own eye..

[acutekat]

beaten to death with the other one

[abyssion1337]

exterminated by the Daleks

[acutekat]

doctor who referrence blows your mind

[abyssion1337]

you try to defeat airman

[acutekat]

brick in face

[Mawelli]

face in brick

[acutekat]

face ripp off

[Kyle X]

eye through the chest

[acutekat]

random body part thru other random body part
producing much pain and death

[abyssion1337]

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

[Filleraol]

bit your own tongue trying to say that sentence, blood loss, death etc

[abyssion1337]

you get possessed and your soul is crushed

[acutekat]

thread stop

[abyssion1337]

Hammertime!

[nipple]

you tried to stop the rock

[BopBopBop]

you divided by zero.

[abyssion1337]

the protoss mothership gets you

[BopBopBop]

9/11'nd!

[abyssion1337]

thought you could beat Dan Smith

[acutekat]

mike tyson punched out

[abyssion1337]

you die in the middle of a snipe hunt

[acutekat]

dissected

[abyssion1337]

you can't touch this

[Odessa]

Your brain is removed with rusty scissors.

[abyssion1337]

you get attacked by a guy with a giant scalpel

[daikaisho vanguard]

you stood in his way

[BopBopBop]

i kill you with a spork

[Odessa]

I drop my book collection on top of you.

[Mawelli]

dropped book collection through the chest

[Odessa]

Mawelli through the chest.

[daikaisho vanguard]

...and explodes in your face

[Odessa]

ew, you got mawelli chucks in my hair!

I show of my driving skills with you as my passenger. if the heart attack doesn't kill you, the accideent will.

[abyssion1337]

you question Worf's honor

[Odessa]

you stepped into a live re-enactment of team fortress 2 without a weapon.

[abyssion1337]

so you just don't get TF2 at all do you?

[Filleraol]

broke your neck by somehow falling up the stairs

[abyssion1337]

you were trying to hang yourself when you got shot

[acutekat]

stoned by rocks

[Mawelli]

stoned rocks through the chest

[acutekat]

you quoth the raven ... thru chest

[Mawelli]

quotes beee too long, you die of old age

[acutekat]

nevermore for your evermore

[Mawelli]

insomnia....

[Filleraol]

insomnia through the chest . ?

[Mawelli]

(didn't see that coming) and so it went through your chest

[Filleraol]

i fell on you, who fell onto the ground, and the ground went through your chest

[acutekat]

you saw that coming

one of these days im going to unleash a multi paragraphed epic ending in your untimely death

but it is not this day

so you just get the axe in the face
twice

[Mawelli]

ooo...twice axed face through the chest

[Filleraol]

i managed to dodge the third time, you hit your own knee and felll onto the ground...and then...

edit: bah, stop posting so damn fast :D

[acutekat]

maced in the face
(and not the spray kind)

[Mawelli]

spray through the eye socket...

[acutekat]

socket wrench through eyesocket

[daikaisho vanguard]

Attacked by a man with a pointed stick

[daikaisho vanguard]

oops

[acutekat]

oopsed to death

[Filleraol]

cucumber'd

[daikaisho vanguard]

Attacked John Cleese with a banana

[abyssion1337]

eaten by a rabbit

[acutekat]

you ate the tiny mint

[abyssion1337]

you tried to sap my sentry

[acutekat]

i stand on top of your dispenser cloaked and wait till your back is turned

[abyssion1337]

the second you uncloak the sentry gets you, I take it you're a bad to average spy; I know this as I'm one of the best spy players you'll meet

[acutekat]

but i was in disquise and sapps your centry


then snipe your ass as you come out of the re spawn point

having died and re-incarnated as a sniper and go into position before you do

[abyssion1337]

if you sapped my sentry I would've caught you, anyway you thought you sniped me but I have the dead ringer

[acutekat]

head shot though

[abyssion1337]

doesn't matter, the dead ringer lets you survive headshots and backstabs

[acutekat]

o rly?


steam id?


cheezburgered to death

[abyssion1337]

I am abyssion1337 and domo-kun

you get lost in the secret tunnel

[Mawelli]

secret tunnel through the chest

[nipple]

the killing thread through the chest

[daikaisho vanguard]

locked down into a chest and starves to death.

[Mawelli]

this thread will have to re-made again soon...through the chest!

[BopBopBop]

killed through the chest

[Mawelli]

Sony's E3 Live Press Conference through the chest

[abyssion1337]

E3 has become such a dissapointment in the past couple of years, I now pretty much just watch TGS and I feel much better about that.

anyway TGS through the chest

[daikaisho vanguard]

TGV (Train ? Grande Vitesse) across your body

[abyssion1337]

you get shot by level 3 sentry

[acutekat]

tf2 refference thru chest

[abyssion1337]

you get cancer

[acutekat]

you get .... the plague

[abyssion1337]

you get do too much cocaine

[acutekat]

hack and slash re-churn watch everbody get burned

[abyssion1337]

you get in a fight with a Dawn caste solar

[acutekat]

what is a SOLAR
it is annoying me

REM song thru chest

[abyssion1337]

all your base are belong to us

and I'll explain solars later

[acutekat]

some one set us up the bomb

[abyssion1337]

we get signal

[acutekat]

make your time

[abyssion1337]

you have no chance to survive

[acutekat]

hello gentlemen

[abyssion1337]

move zig

[Odessa]

internet cliches through the chest.

also, hot pockers.

[Mawelli]

a crappy mouse through the chest

[daikaisho vanguard]

A postrophe through the chest

[Odessa]

you die of ingrown toenail

[acutekat]

death via osmosis

[abyssion1337]

you get blown up

[acutekat]

vaporized

[abyssion1337]

you implode

[acutekat]

resonance cascade

[abyssion1337]

you fall into a Dirac Sea

[Jazean]

three dogs in propeller planes launch from the underside of a blimp and start chasing you down and using squeaky toys and steering devices and fire a massive number of tranq darts at you, upon yelling squirrel at they they collide like the tie fighters in that one movie and crash down upon you with all the flaming wreckage.

[abyssion1337]

you were one of the dogs, I heard you shout something about hating squirrels as you went down

[acutekat]

needler'd

[abyssion1337]

head crab gets ya

[BopBopBop]

swine flu'

[daikaisho vanguard]

H3N1

[BopBopBop]

Aids

[Dreamer]

STDS

[daikaisho vanguard]

you drank too much C1H3OH

[acutekat]

you went to hell
but you came back noting that it was a nice place but just when you where about home you get hit by a train

[abyssion1337]

you get a galaxy thrown at you

[acutekat]

black hole throw'd at you

[abyssion1337]

black sludge thrown at you

[acutekat]

piano dropped on head

[abyssion1337]

piano eats you

[daikaisho vanguard]

You're near while I play the fiddle.

[abyssion1337]

you were near when megaton exploded

[Mawelli]

you were megaton when megaton exploded

[BopBopBop]

you were Megaton while megaton exploded at some megaton.

[acutekat]

a dozen dozen donuts released all their caloric content at the same time producing the equivilant explosions as a kilo of tnt making your bad day even worse + dismemberment!

[daikaisho vanguard]

You were thrown into the boiling lava of Mount Doom

[abyssion1337]

the flying spaghetti monster decides your existence must cease

[nipple]

Slap chop'd

[abyssion1337]

shaq fu'd

[Mawelli]

Flattened by the batmobile

[daikaisho vanguard]

Chopped like an onion

[animefan900]

killed by Lucy's vectors
(Elfen Lied reference)

[daikaisho vanguard]

killed by a speeding Vector wx-8

[animefan900]

vectors tear your limbs off and you lay there crying until you bleed to death

[nipple]

you died when you wrote the source of the reference next to the reference

[daikaisho vanguard]

You did not win a battle to death

[animefan900]

*died from reading my own post*

[abyssion1337]

you get turned into Tang

[Mawelli]

Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave and took an AK-47 out from his hat and blew you away with a ratatat-tat

[abyssion1337]

you get sucked through a magic portal into space, so you asphyxiate

[Kyle X]

A steel ball falls out of your portal and crushes you instantly. Stupid bonus maps.

[abyssion1337]

you get stuck in a guillotine

[Dreamer]

you took a knife to your heart.

[abyssion1337]

I lead an army of Elves and Men against you

[Dreamer]

puts a gun to my heart

[abyssion1337]

your doctor didn't know what he was doing

[daikaisho vanguard]

You accidentally put a big red ring on your finger, but you didn't have any young Liverpool guys to Help you.

[abyssion1337]

you were attacked by Daleks

[Mawelli]

Your computers ates yous

[daikaisho vanguard]

You were put into a sack and thrown in the lake

[nipple]

heart attack when you saw the Obama doujinshi

[Mawelli]

you were one of the kids camping at Bodom lake

[nipple]

you were one of the kids camping near Chernobyl

[abyssion1337]

you get eaten by a clock

[nipple]

the door to the killing thread closes behind you

[abyssion1337]

you were attacked by the cybermen