[Odessa]

mmmm, meaty core....


choke to death at a hot dog eating contest. you are declared the winner post-thum...post-thium....post death :)

[abyssion1337]

you didn't think with portals

[Odessa]

hot dogs use a portal to drop on top of you.

[abyssion1337]

you got your victory candenscence

[Odessa]

while crossing the road, you are hut by a drunk driver. flying a space ship.

[BopBopBop]

Choked on a cookie.

[acutekat]

cookie cannon

[abyssion1337]

you get infected

[acutekat]

death punches in teh face

[BopBopBop]

death kills you.

[acutekat]

in soveit russia you kill death


then government sends you to gulag

[abyssion1337]

waldo decides to turn the tables on you and starts hunting you

[imphic]

you try to protect yourself from Waldo by relying on Acme products

[Divine Dragoon]

you try to catch the road runner........BOOM!!!!

[imphic]

You go hunting for a wascally wabbit

[acutekat]

bazooka to teh face

[abyssion1337]

you get fired out of a cannon into the sun

[acutekat]

you get fired out of same cannon in the direction of the nearest black hole you don't get to die until you get to it

[abyssion1337]

you get stuck in P.A.N.I.C.S.

[acutekat]

thats from an anime i should have watched isn't


ug why do the japanese have to make so many good ones


japan falls on you

[abyssion1337]

Japan shoots you

[acutekat]

okinawa thru teh chest

[abyssion1337]

Japan makes a voodoo doll of you

[acutekat]

japan busts a cap in you ass

[abyssion1337]

Japan eats you

[Divine Dragoon]

Japan makes a voodoo doll of you


voodoo doll's are from the south US....

I split an Atom in your face Mewhahahaa

[abyssion1337]

you get into a fight with a Solar Exalt

[Divine Dragoon]

you get into a fight with a Solar Exalt


Who or what ever that is I kicked it's ass hehe ;)


your standing on the wing of my Marien Corps AV-88 Harrer I tilt the wing you fall and get hooked on a sidewinder missel I get a tone on the helicopter over in the distance I look over at you and say "Your Fired!" and then pull the trigger.

[BopBopBop]

you drowned in a bowl of tomato soup.

[acutekat]

tree thru teh chest

[BopBopBop]

i kill you.

[imphic]

i kill you.

I like simplicity of that.
Head knocked off by a golf ball.

[Divine Dragoon]

I do this to you!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gExeX1lPtI

[abyssion1337]

you let us ear your brains

[imphic]

you tried eating my brain and starved to death

[abyssion1337]

you ate a tarantula

[imphic]

you ate the cursed pie

[abyssion1337]

you ate an evil pie

[Odessa]

you ate the evil pie topped with demonic ice cream, with a glass of poisoned milk

[BopBopBop]

i kill you too.

[abyssion1337]

you get eaten

[Odessa]

i grind your bones to make my bread.

[Tazuto]

you get huggled to death by everyone on amv hell(a fitting end for you vicky xD)

[Odessa]

psh, i could take on all of you... ;)

you participate in a game of survivor where people actually die.

[abyssion1337]

you forgot to take anti-death pills

[amn3sys]

slice your head off whit a bannana ??? 8)

[imphic]

an eagle eats your liver

[BopBopBop]

i beat you to death with...... a tuna!

[acutekat]

cut you in half with a herring

[abyssion1337]

you get stranded on a giant pillar in a tree in a forest in between dimensions

[BopBopBop]

I beat you to death with.... the new Robert Pattinson doll!

[Mawelli]

Internet comic through the chest

[Odessa]

kit kit through the brain.

[abyssion1337]

shoes through the brain

[Odessa]

burned at the stake, like it's uspposed to be done

[abyssion1337]

it failed and a burning fiery me grapples you

[imphic]

your jet pack leaks and it engulfs you in flames

[BopBopBop]

mudkip eats you.

[Odessa]

my grass pokemone solar beam your arse into non existence.

[BopBopBop]

you was in the way of a Razor Leaf attack.

[Odessa]

staked through the heart.

[BopBopBop]

you taunted a grue.

[Odessa]

trambled to death by mechanical bulls

[imphic]

attacked by a killer tomato

[BopBopBop]

tomato through the chest.

[Ken-Chan]

killer through the chest

[imphic]

you challenged Afro Samurai

[abyssion1337]

you could have had a V8

[Ken-Chan]

V8 through the chest

[abyssion1337]

you eat a poison dart frog

[BopBopBop]

i kill you aswell.

[abyssion1337]

you laughed to death while reading "Eye of Argon"

[BopBopBop]

i beat you to death with the book "Breaking Dawn"

[Ken-Chan]

u laugh to death watching the entire monty python collection

[abyssion1337]

you get shot by evil

[Ken-Chan]

evil through the chest

[abyssion1337]

gravity through the chest

[Ken-Chan]

attacked by bears with guns

[BopBopBop]

attacked by Bear cavalary.

[Ken-Chan]

cavalry through the chest

[BopBopBop]

i beat you to death with a lamp.

[abyssion1337]

missingno through the chest

[Ken-Chan]

fatality through the chest

[Odessa]

chest chest chest

[Ken-Chan]

hmmm

kenpachi through the chest

[acutekat]

you divide your chest by zero

[Tazuto]

energy sword through the chest

[Divine Dragoon]

I challenge you to a pod race.....you crash into a wall.....Hehe

[BopBopBop]

I run you over on a Quader.

[Divine Dragoon]

you play twisted metal in real life....You ride a bike....nuff said

[BopBopBop]

you choke on some good ol' Saurkraut.

[Divine Dragoon]

you get choked by a real kraut!

[BopBopBop]

i kill you with a snorkle

[Divine Dragoon]

you get killed by a snork!

[BopBopBop]

i kill you for saying a word i dont understand.

[Ken-Chan]

understanding through the chest

[BopBopBop]

i kill you with a pencil sharpener.

[Ken-Chan]

i kill u with a pencil

[BopBopBop]

i kill you with a chair

[Ken-Chan]

i paper cut u to death

[BopBopBop]

Paper cut through the cheeest

[Ken-Chan]

planet through the chest

[BopBopBop]

Cpt, planet decides to kill you.

[Ken-Chan]

fire through the chest

[BopBopBop]

water through the chest

[Ken-Chan]

heart through the chest

[BopBopBop]

vein through the chest

[Ken-Chan]

computer through the chest

[Useful]

beaten to death by a monkey wielding a rocket launcher. Those things are pretty heavy...

[BopBopBop]

monkey wielding rocket launcher through the chest.

[Ken-Chan]

rocket in the eye

[BopBopBop]

eye through the chest

[Odessa]

Death by chocolate takes on new meaning for you.

[imphic]

Killed by the Excessive Machine

[Ken-Chan]

excessive force through the chest

[BopBopBop]

i kill you slowly and painfully with a cup of coffe

[Odessa]

killed i nthe great mudkip purging.

[BopBopBop]

killed for mudkip hating.

[Divine Dragoon]

i kill you for saying a word i dont understand.


This is what killed you!!! hehe
http://homepages.mty.itesm.mx/al462172/snorks.jpg

Killed for loving mudskips!!

[Odessa]

killed by flesh eating ants.

[Useful]

Can of cheez-wiz through the chest!

[acutekat]

dictionary thru head

[Useful]

Encyclopedia Britannica shot at you on full auto.

[Odessa]

sacrificed to Ulmo by evil Mudkip priests.

Kill am udkip. Save yourself.

[Divine Dragoon]

you drink and drive

[Useful]

And run you over.

[Odessa]

you drink arsenic tea.

[abyssion1337]

you offend a dragonlord

[Useful]

you drink arsenic tea.

Don't scare me like that! I'm just about to take my first sip of this cup of Earl Grey... :P

You didn't need to offend the dragon... he was just hungry ;D

[abyssion1337]

a dragonlord is a member of house dragon from dragon, and not knowing that would be an insult, so they'd probably duel you, and that's how you died

[Useful]

I poisoned you with caffeine (you stayed awake until you died)

[abyssion1337]

you get snatched

[imphic]

You are sent to hell

[Odessa]

aren't we already there? ^


Banished to heaven.

[Issitheus]

Dokuro'd

[abyssion1337]

stabbed by a morganti weapon

[Odessa]

heart attack.

nothing fancy, just heart attack.

[acutekat]

light thinks of you while writing in his jounel


(fancier heart attack)

[Odessa]

your civilization rebels, and kills you with violence.

[abyssion1337]

Morrolin attacks you with blackwind

[Odessa]

Bob stabs you. With a knife.

Bob has anger issues.

[abyssion1337]

Aliera attacks you with pathfinder

[acutekat]

drawn and quartered in france

[abyssion1337]

you're soul gets eaten by a morganti weapon

[Odessa]

Your soul decides to take a vacation, and then never comes back.

[BopBopBop]

you walked into SPARTAAAAAAAA! disguised as a persian.

[Odessa]

SpARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA through the chest

[BopBopBop]

Persian through the chest.

[acutekat]

xerxes thru throat

[Divine Dragoon]

You choke on a banana and can't cough it up in time.

[Odessa]

impossible^ :)


Sword through the brain, chest, and ass.

[BopBopBop]

i beat you to death with a cowbell.

[abyssion1337]

you get stuck in a room with a moose

[acutekat]

you get stuck in a room


period


you die of thirst

[Divine Dragoon]

you stay at the coconut grove the last day it was open.......hOOOOooo SNAP!!!

[acutekat]

you get one of these in the mail
http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll296/acutekat/grenades.jpg

[Odessa]

^ me likes


You pull the pin, and forget to throw.

[acutekat]

im here to please


piano thru teh chest

[abyssion1337]

you fight an immaculate

[acutekat]

you are the dark knight in monty python

[Odessa]

^ but...he doesn't die....


You are a red shirt in star trek.

[acutekat]

or does he O.o

you wear a helmet in star gate

[Odessa]

^ wow, i don't know that reference. i'm jealous.


You tug on superman's cape.

[acutekat]

star trek has guys wearing red shirt

star gate kills of pretty much anyone wearing a helmet

'cept daniel but he dies a couple of times

[Odessa]

You take a tour of Sealab.

[acutekat]

a selkath scratches your eyes out the hard way

[Odessa]

eaten by rapid monkies in petting zoo trip gone horribly wrong.

[abyssion1337]

you wear a helmet in gears of war

[Ken-Chan]

u wear orange goggles in killzone

[Odessa]

you exposed yourself to radiation for super powers, and got super fast dying powers.

[BopBopBop]

Baseball-bat to the backhead.

[imphic]

Shuriken to the backhead

[Divine Dragoon]

we land on a unexplored planet and your wearing a red shirt.

[abyssion1337]

you tried to sand up to the Daleks

[acutekat]

sand people thru teh chest

[Odessa]

you took a tour of the death star when some freaking rebel terroists blow it up.

[imphic]

you fought Indiana Jones near a rotating airplane

[Adjacent Badger]

Rebelled against Indiana Jones

[abyssion1337]

you were an independent contractor working on the death star

[imphic]

you betrayed shiva

[Ken-Chan]

u called hamster cute

[Odessa]

you swallowed a live grenade mistakingit for a pineapple.

[Adjacent Badger]

You choked on your own words

[BopBopBop]

death by polka dancers

[Divine Dragoon]

you picked your nose untell you pulled your brain out!!

[BopBopBop]

what brain?

i choke you to death with a teddy bear.

[Odessa]

i shove pills down your throat until you die from combined side effects

[BopBopBop]

Pillow through the chest :P

[Odessa]

that actuall sounds kinda nice--OMG the pain!! (falls over).


I bleed on you, infecting you with the Vicky Virus.

[BopBopBop]

that doesnt sound so dangerou-


i kill you for killing me.

[abyssion1337]

you commit thought crime

[Odessa]

you walk into the bathroom, and find a female dragon taking a shower. You are engulfed in flame breath.

[Useful]

Mudkip through the chest ;D

(I DESERVE to die for that >:D)

[Odessa]

I sell my soul to Satan in exchange for you to be put to the death in the most painful ways for all time.

[Ellen Feiss]

i throw a big book at u and it crushes u

[Divine Dragoon]

you were the camera man at Klendathu!!

[Odessa]

you hand strangles you to protest it's use in your heavy masterbation schedule

[Divine Dragoon]

you hand strangles you to protest it's use in your heavy masterbation schedule


what can I say! :D

you divide by zero and your head explodes

[acutekat]

mc jaggered'

[Odessa]

a house falls on top of you

[BopBopBop]

it was hammer time.

[imphic]

Your blind caber-tossing event goes horribly wrong.

[BopBopBop]

i kill you for supporting ninjas.

[imphic]

(I use substitution no jutsu)
I kill you with the funniest joke in the world

[BopBopBop]

i kill you for killing me.

[Odessa]

i kill you for killing him. using his dead body, of course

[BopBopBop]

i kill you using a dead calf.

[Adjacent Badger]

Death by malnutrition.

http://i292.photobucket.com/albums/mm11/adjacent_badger/Ryukgotajob.jpg

[BopBopBop]

i kill you.

[Divine Dragoon]

Death by malnutrition.

http://i292.photobucket.com/albums/mm11/adjacent_badger/Ryukgotajob.jpg


That's ****ing Awesome!!!!

you get into the middle of a fight between the Three stooges and take 3 anvils to the head

[BopBopBop]

Meatloaf through the chest.

[Divine Dragoon]

the twin towers fall on you

[BopBopBop]

you was executed for doing 9/11.

[Divine Dragoon]

you have sex with all the girls on rock of love, you receive every STD known to man and 4 known to monkey's and 6 known to horses and dogs.

[BopBopBop]

STD's through the chest..

[Divine Dragoon]

your mama smacked you down with a cooking pot saying you ruined her life

[BopBopBop]

Life through the chest.

[Divine Dragoon]

you get throttled by a gorilla

[acutekat]

monitor to the face

[BopBopBop]

2g1c through the chest.

[acutekat]

apple 2 g falls on you

[BopBopBop]

Cookie through the chest.

[acutekat]

lead break out of stumach

[Divine Dragoon]

demons from blood shadow has there way with you

[BopBopBop]

Demons through the chest.

[acutekat]

demons tap dancing

[Useful]

Rapeseed has a new meaning.

[jeremyhac]

A guy takes a crap and picks it up. He then puts it in a cup and shares it with his friends. After puking it out, they decide to have anal sex and they both die of aids.

The End

[abyssion1337]

forced to play that funky music till you die

[Adjacent Badger]

You should get another pet.

http://i292.photobucket.com/albums/mm11/adjacent_badger/Unavngivet-16.jpg

[Odessa]

or train him better ^ :)

you took a job as a lion tamer.

[Adjacent Badger]

You should take fencing lessons

http://i292.photobucket.com/albums/mm11/adjacent_badger/MontyPython34.jpg

[BopBopBop]

i kill you with a rusty teaspoon.

[Adjacent Badger]

I cut you up and sell you as valgfl?sk

[BopBopBop]

i kill you and sell you as cookies

[amn3sys]

you killed your self because you got owned on a game :)

[Adjacent Badger]

Tried to splice a spoon with a fork
http://i292.photobucket.com/albums/mm11/adjacent_badger/forks_and_spoons.png

[BopBopBop]

i dig your heart out with a Spork.

[Adjacent Badger]

http://i292.photobucket.com/albums/mm11/adjacent_badger/ErrantStory822.jpg

You found the adult mode password

[Odessa]

lost at sea.

with tentacle monsters.

[Adjacent Badger]

Kraken took you as well.

[imphic]

Chuck Norris crushed your head in between his thighs

[BopBopBop]

chuck norris through the chest.

[abyssion1337]

I poison you

[Useful]

You found out you had a tapeworm, freaked out, and drank insecticide.

(on the upside, it would probably work)

[abyssion1337]

I was never on your side

[jeremyhac]

Your walking accross the street when a guy being chased by the cops runs you over.

[Useful]

You're his hostage. Excuse me, you WERE his hostage. But your fat ass was slowing the car down.

[Odessa]

you took a bath. in a volcano

[jeremyhac]

You saw your reflection in the lake and drowned trying to save yourself?

(Family Guy quote)

[Odessa]

you watched a family guy marathon, and forgot to eat, sleep, or breathe.

[abyssion1337]

you underestimate the world

[BopBopBop]

you died.

[Odessa]

you hosted a "i hate people with death note's" convetion.

[Mawelli]

final exam through the chest

[abyssion1337]

you piss off a soldier from the surface

[Odessa]

you went for a walk on surface without proper protection

[abyssion1337]

you didn't get the reference here and misery kills you for it

[Odessa]

you opposed the spread of Cullenism, and are killed for it.

[abyssion1337]

the Megimas get you

[Adjacent Badger]

Your brain exploded after trying to calculate the percentage chance of rolling a 7 on a 12-sided die.

[abyssion1337]

you kill yourself for not just looking at the bell-curve

[Adjacent Badger]

Your dirty thoughts about linear equations eat you up from inside

[abyssion1337]

I use my Garrote skill on you

[jeremyhac]

I'll cut your life into pieces...This is my last resort :P

[abyssion1337]

you get killed trying to sneak away from Gerudo Valley

[jeremyhac]

Guts goes berserk on your ass!

http://i597.photobucket.com/albums/tt55/jeremyhac/berserk.jpg

[abyssion1337]

you get eaten by the world tree

[Issitheus]

goetse'd. need i say more?

[abyssion1337]

the paper recycler gets you

[Odessa]

goetse'd. need i say more?


actually, yes. what does that mean?



I kill you for making me think too hard on the internet.

[imphic]

skewered by a unicorn

[Odessa]

trampled by a herd of angry trampolines

[imphic]

eaten by a fire truck

[Divine Dragoon]

You piss off the SAS and they go in!

[abyssion1337]

you were under the unicorn that could drill into the earth with its penis

[Odessa]

^ awkward....

You kill yourself to avoid responding to this post.

[Useful]

Not yet.

Turns out Gohan really exists. He didn't get mad at you, but someone in your state picked a fight with him.

[Divine Dragoon]

You start singing old foke songs in the getto you don't get past the first verse

[BopBopBop]

i kill you for treason of your mother country.

[abyssion1337]

a Byakhee flies off with you

[Divine Dragoon]

you drown from bukkie

[acutekat]

flying monkee thru eyeball

the hard way

[Odessa]

bucket of water melts you

[abyssion1337]

strangled by a sausage(yay red dwarf reference)

[Charon]

You become a successful musician and join the 27 club

[Odessa]

you choke on an elephant's pen...pencil

[abyssion1337]

I kill you with Math

[acutekat]

quotent throught the brian

[abyssion1337]

you get eaten by a grue

[Divine Dragoon]

I throw you throu a wall.......A brick wall on the 20th floor of a skyscraper

[acutekat]

your failor becomes animate

[abyssion1337]

you get slaughtered

[acutekat]

conentration camped

[Divine Dragoon]

I give you a blast from the past.....A Kentucky long rifle in the face!!!!!

[acutekat]

musket in stumach

[Divine Dragoon]

Bowe knife to the temple

[acutekat]

pistol whiped with a trench knife

[Divine Dragoon]

A tree fall on top of you

[acutekat]

your language revolts